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oooooooooooooopppaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
opa opa opaaaaa
DDDD
Holly crao!
did she die!?????
Is that like crabs?
makes ya wonder what her presents where
I thought you were supposed to be omnipresent, Jesus. So you should know all about the what and the where.
God, I envy you.
Dided he dead died did do death?
yes
Does it blend?
It only has 11 bunnies on it.
Needs one more.
The 12th one jumps out as she blows the candles…
That must be the fail: Twelve fail!
awesome yes thats surely the fail or?
omg thats the fail now i got it ^.~
Her parents must fail as much as this cake does.
When I was twelve I had no clue what sex even was…
lol 12?
12nd !
I’m seriously twelve.
Really?!?
Your serious? My parents explained it to me when i was a baby and i asked where my brother had come from. I was four.
opa opa opaaaaa
DDDD
Holly crap!
Holly crap is out of season.
Don’t mind me asking if you are that Greek asshole from the other fail.
i dunno about in america but in the uk playboy make tons of kid’s toys nd stuff lol
i wish i had a playboy cake
Naughty father ambitions.
*squeeze*
Hi velvet
*looks around* Where do you see velvet?
I usually see her on the new fail… I don’t see her today…
Oh, so yours was a blind greeting. LOL
I’m here! But our internet is hit & miss. They’re changing out and relocating the routers.
Oh, and *squeeze* for FSA and Leila.
*sneaks in behind velvet for guerrilla-squeeze of velvet and leila*
*joins the squeeze-a-thon*
*also joins squeeze a thon*
*SQUEEZES* just for the halibut…
*hands WN the shellacked halibut*
*squeeze* yay i know none of you ^_^ *splode*
*random stranger squeeze*
this is making me feel slightly embarrassed and worthless for reading your gay squeez-a-thon
i like salty mushrooms
Oh really? My gay sqeez-a-thon? It used to be OUR gay squeez-a-thon…
stranger danger
*turns around just in time to grab Brewski*
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Hey there! Wanna make $5 the hard way?
.
Is there an easy way?
*takes out five dollars from wallet*
Never mind I don’t need it.
*quickly and safely hides $5 bill*
Its Canadian dollars anyways, I don’t think most of you are interested in these dollars.
I’ve got a twoonie if anyone wants it…
*sneaks in a grabs $5*
Not as safely tucked as you thought!
Those weren’t even in my pocket. How did you manage? Buy you a coffee?
I’m sneaky like that!
Are pastries involved?
You can have anything you like.
*smooch*
Rikes! Don’t grab me there, velvet, the whole blog is watching!
♪ Don’t touch me there! Don’t me there!… ♪
Niiiiice and firm! Do you do squats?
*shutter clicks*
*hands Judy USB download cord*
*Uploads photo to pwnedoncamera.com*
2nd
did she die?
Fail.
Go away back to youtube please.
If you’re gonna feed the trolls, at least feed them something poisonous.
*hands |-|/-\XX()R an innocent looking candybar*
*pepper sprays*
*makes like a skunk and sprays also*
Wasn’t there a petition? Something about not feeding certain types…
Several petitions. We just forget every once in a while.
I’m not here enough anymore to know to whom to reply and/or to whom to not reply.
But my grammar still rocks
We miss you too much!
*quick squeeze* before your break is over.
*squeeze* We do miss you so much WN!
On a break, WN? Nice to see you. *squeeze*
Breaking as we speak; and looking forward to (real) tequila, as is the case every day these days.
(vested)
August 23; then I can start looking
Oh – and *SQUEEZE!!!*
I’m not here enough anymore to know to whom to reply and/or to whom *to reply not *.
Sometimes we selectively forget. Sometimes the urge to poke the trolls is irresistible.
Yup, you bet. Though, this one only does one post, usually, and Jam, Arthur and Moomin have a game they play with it.
No no no! That’s an imposter!
*whispers* Phew! Glad you’re here!
Welcome back!
It’s funny that such a useless comment got so much attention already.
Way too much, IMO.
*goes to her corner*
I’m very, VERY disappointed in all of you…you guys PROMISED!
*plants hands on hips and tries to look stern*
*tries not to stare at hips*
*noticed you’re staring at my stern instead and smiles*
*stares at your smile and GRINS*
*Hides Taser behind back*
*Shuffles feet*
I wasn’t gonna do nuffin’
*probes Marius for the truth*
Start them as you mean them to go on?
Maybe she just likes bunnies.
Whatchoo wabbiting on about?
He’s just hopping that the girl likes bunnies.
Maybe there’s a Mad Hatter nearby?
Whare? Over thare? *points*
*claws way from grave*
*shakes off some dirt, but not all*
*looks around*
Moanin
*wonders why he’s being pointed at*
*screams*
It’s a zombie! Run for your lifes!
*flees in terror*
(erm….make that either “life” or “lives” – your choice.)
Anybody seen Alice?
She is busy going after Umbrella Corp.
Prepping her for a career at Hooters?
GM fluffy! *Squeeze*
u play tibia man?
Hooters is one of the breast careers around for young girls.
They can earn loads of cash in tits.
…and find a bosom buddy.
Yeah a bust friend forever
Tats what they always say.
Sucky health plan, though… All under the table mammilla envelopes.
Now you are milking it.
I see you’re knockering out the puns now Leila.
*squeeze*
See Leila? You’re not such a boob in pun runs anymore. (Meant in the best humor of course
)
I am now abreast.
Maybe you should now nip the “pun-run breaker” in the bud.
I have before I poured myself a cup of coffee.
Double D amount of that coffee then. I think you’re going to need it.
Double D!! You are so sili(cone).
I’d never be so boulders to be sili’coney!
And a good handful of your breast cookies for jam along with the coffee!
*donates two big jugs of wine to celebrate Leila’s bra(nd) newly discovered talent at enhancing a pun run*
Jugs and jugs of milk.
They also serve melons.
“I carried the watermelons.”
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I’m not that into fruits, I prefer Mounds.
Whatamelon?
Nice going, Leila! You’re getting the hang of it!
Saggy tits win
You know, that comment could have been taken with gravity.
It´s just such a drag.
This conversation went south.
We had better give support or people will think we’re nuts!
♫ (St)wrap it up… ♫
I’ve got this conversation in the bag.
A little young don’t you think?
Pedobear thinks.. oh nevermind…
Maybe this is out in Utah within the Mormon community. Heck she might already be married.
yikes…. the utah mormons dont start dating until 18, much less whoring it up at 12. you must be thinking of those mormon wannabe’s in texas that got arrested on tv.
Psst!
16. Start dating at 16. They do get to date in high school!
Thanks Ms. B but NCMO’s dont count.
Non Chesty Moaning Overlords?
Now why didn’t I think of that one?
*forced to look that one up*
North Carolina Missions Offering?
National Council of Minority Organisations?
Naval Circuit Management Office?
Non-Committal Make-Out! That must be it!
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What is it you sick living folk say? Old enough to pee, old enough for me??
*throws up some vileness at the thought of that one*
*buries self before the fire begins*
LOL. “Non-committal make out…” They’ve got abbreviations for everything these days.
Well…he said he wanted a bunny on his cake…
Too bad Holly is a she… *fails*
On the plus side it is spelled correctly.
Would you like a … playmate, Holly?
*squeeze*
GM brewski. Did you hear about hairy?
*squeeze*
What about Hairy? Did his butt hair grow back yet?
He quit his job and moving to Aruba!!!
so jealous!
Me too. I can live in my bikini sipping girlie drinks all day long.
You. Must. Be. Joking.
*seethes with jealousy*
hey, we can run off together and hide in his luggage.
*crawls into Hairy’s suitcase*
Mmmff… bit tight in here. Woah! I didn’t know Hairy had a Borat-style man-thong. Scary.
Since it’s “ask a Brewski”-time: Have you ever heard about a boxer called Cassius Clay? He later changed his name to Muhammed Ali.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!!
What’s with all the out-of-left-field questions today??
Was wondering, because yesterday you asked who my avatar is.
*shakes head sadly*
You’re kidding!!! I didn’t even recognize it. Must be a very early photo.
It’s not Ali. *sigh* AMERICANS!
Clicky.
I thought that was you this whole time.
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Is that YOUR pic Brewski?
Hehehe, no. Less muscles, white, alive, no boxer.
I thought it was you too :/
Brewski better be real…
Are you?
Are any of us …????
Imposters! Everywhere! Is there not a real picture among us?
*feels dazed, lost, disillusioned*
*considers changing avatar*
Mine’s real… it’s really not me!
Mine is kind of me.
Mine are all of my dog.
“kind of”
Jam, did Brian do a little magic on your photo?
Well, it is a drawing.
OMG!!!111!! I’m photoshopped?
Yes I am really a can of yams.
*love the song sitting, waiting wishing*
GASP!!! A photoshopped jam???? What is this world coming to?
Photosopistan?
*h. Dammit!
mine is real, it is a piece of my art.
Mine is real. It’s made of real pixels.
My picture is real.
And a very beautiful carpet tile you are!
Mine is real. It’s a picture of my cat.
*pops head up from grave*
.
Mine’s real
And I must say, ZA, that you look very good, considering your decaying state.
mine is real because i love penguins.if you want me to change my avatar to a picture of myself, you just have to ask. but i’ll only keep it up for one day
Let’s start a one day club! do it! do it!
WIK!! *SQUEEZE*
ok, ok, ok, but i have to find a decent pic of me. i never take a good photo. :\
ok here is me. about four years ago. i frosted my hair since then, so its lighter. its also a bit longer.
does it take a while for it to work??? my avatar has not changed yet…
Woo Hoo we started a trend!
Tofu, this was 4 years ago? maybe its just me, but what are you, like, 8 now?
again: clear your cache.
i am waaaaaaayy older than 8.
i just have the gift of youthful looks. 
here are the 50 most used words in the fb comments
aikiwaza anti-troll arthur avatar blog bob bored breaker brewski cake co currently czuhc didn don dot eld fail failbog grannycatflap holly inc initiative jam judy jules leila looks malicite marius ms ok olur org paralegal pun-run re real reply skwerlly squeeze supporter thanks think thought training whatiknow whoanellie zap zombieapocalypse
(just thought you might want to know) ;D
*still gets carded* I look like I’m sixteen myself.
*sigh* i miss my penguin already…*sigh*
*made the top 50 list!*
*does a happy dance, but it looks more like the karate scene in Team America – World Police*
What about you, Mal? Is that your piccie?
This is my piccy actually. It’s from last summer, but I have lost a few pounds since it was taken and added more (significantly) gray hair.
*applauds* You’re too sexy for your shades! Nice pic, I always assumed that was some celebrity or something. Ha!
Aww thanks Brewski!
*embarrassed*
*thought it was Mike D*
*changes avatar to self-pic. for one day only*
I see a butterfly :/
clear your cache.
Hey good lookin’!
Arthur said it best…
Ha! this is the only picture I have of me, and it was after 2 nights of no sleep thanks to that cute little baby there with me.
That’s a great pic, WIK, you should keep it!
Thanks. I may, I don’t know. I feel a little exposed :blush:
OK, since some of us are having a coming-out party, I am doing a one-day self-pic. It’s the only one I have since I’m at work. Do I look like Dave Thomas?
Ain’t we a grand looking bunch?
Yes we are!
It’s Judy!! He he he! *squeeze*
Ok. I’ll join.
Right, as long as nobody changes names, we should be fine!
Well… here is mine. Also a one day only thing. I like my tiger.
Oops! I left before I got my Brewski squeeze!
*squeezes back*
Hint: Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in the skit “Great White North” on SCTV. Actually, that was a lot more than a hint.
Oh, I recognize him now! My brother had Bob & Doug McKenzie on 8-track. (Yes, I’m old) They’re too funny!
Take off you hoser.
Do you prefer to go by “lurk”, “IUL”, or… ?
Did I scare lurk away? Come back!
Arthur, are you saying you are white with less muscles, or my avatar is white with less muscles?
Oh my, Failblog is straining my brain cell today.
*yes, singular cell*
You shouldn’t keep a single cell, they become depressed all alone.
I meant myself.
You’re white? How funny, I always thought you were black. I tend to get a mental i-mage of people on failblog, and it’s weird to see the real person and realize how far off I was.
You living folk are so judgmental.
Around here, the person makes the avatar. You’d seem just as impressive with a stick figure avatar, Arthur.
Did you confirm or deny that the avatar is your pic Brewski?
See post above ^^^
My avatar is Dave Thomas, actor and comedian.
Do I have to go ^^^ there?
Are you ever going to attend your award ceremony near the bottom of the fail?! After all the effort I made in erecting a stage and hiring a band to play “Pomp and Circumstance”?
Hee hee! Brewski said “erecting”!
huh huh uh huh huh, erect. huh huh uh huh.
It wasn’t hard
And here I always thought that was you too. I just thought you were hamming it up for a picture.
Me too.
Sorry for deceiving you all, ’twas unintentional.
I'm afraid I may have deceived a few people too. My avatar isn't actually me; just a cartoon representation.*goes and hides under a tree*
The sky is falling the sky is falling!
*starts gathering the undead for the apocalypse*
*takes a look, notices the sky really isn’t falling*
*frowns, releases the undead back to their “final” resting places*
I alway saw Arthur’s avatar as a pencil sketch of a medieval knight in full armor. Probably association due to the nickname, plus of course I never looked that close…
I still think it’s a naked tapdancer.
Pllbbbbt!
I thought it was James Earl Jones.
I thought Arthur and Sammy had the same guy in their avatar.
Hehehehe!
*sees the resemblance*
Great Czuhuc, I hear tapping everytime I see Arthurs pic now.
No u.
Oops, I even looked at his name while typing it.
*u removed*
You were too busy thinking of something else?
*squeeze*
Well, she is busy.I couldn’t think straight with all that tapping in my head.
To busy thinking of u?
*confusion sets in*
What?! Trick question! Unfair!
I have to confess I don’t like boxing. I can’t even watch it. I don’t find two people pummeling each other half-to-death entertaining. Too violent and animalistic for my tastes. I believe I’ve heard the name, but would never have recognized him.
What other US history can you enlighten me on, Arthur?
You guys were on the winnig team in WW2.
And, it doesn’t really matter if someone likes boxing or not, I’d say knowing Ali is still required for an educated person. I would say the same thing about JJ, but it seems to me that he his relatively unknown, despite his historic significance.
*winning
J.J.? Dyn-o-MITE!!! (sorry, couldn’t resist, I am American after all)
Jackie Robinson is much more famous over here. At least to me. He broke the color barrier in baseball. Or Jesse Owens, who made a shambles of Hitler’s theories of white supremacy during the Berlin Olympics.
Jack Johnson proved these kinds of theories wrong in 1908! He should be popular!
Quick survey: Who of you all knew who my avatar was? Or, at least, who knows about Jack Johnson?
Only after you told me.
I thought it was you hahaha!
I like to watch a bit of boxing if there is skill involved.
Are you boxer?
*inserts ‘a’*
No granny. Did judo, jiu-jitsu and kick boxing, but no regular boxing.
I’m waiting for the day that Hollywood discovers Johnsons story…
*makes a note not to mess with AE*
seems you’ve come to the right place, its Holly’s birthday cake above, and there’s bound to be some wood about.
I thought it was based on your novel’s description.
*shuffles feet*
Only knew his bitter rival, John Jackson.
I think my Dad once talked about him. I think it’s just too far back, we tend to know more modern heroes better. Say, Rosa Parks. Or MLK Jr. Or OJ Simpson.
Wait, scratch that last one.
I didn’t, but now that I know, I think it might be worth looking up.
It is, aiki. Amazing story, and still not over.
We all seem to have been ignorant on the matter.
Thanks for the edumacation Arthur!
My pleasure!
*bows (ass-to-wall)*
Hmm, why is there a waist-high hole in this wall?
*jabs E.T. finger through hole*
Ouch!
(Just FYI: There’s a good documentary about Jack Johnson called “Unforgiveable Blackness”. Worth watching!)
Did judo, jiu-jitsu and kick boxing, but no regular boxing.
I knew it!
Karate, Wushu and a bit of Judo here!
Do you remember that kid with the brass knuckles that was going to come over to kill us? I wish he had really tried.
Yeah!
But since he was 14 that would have been kind of a mismatch anyway.
BTW, for all you parents out there: Let your kids learn judo! Not only will they be more self-confident and able to defend themselfs, they also will never get hurt when they fall!!!
Aw, Brewski, you found my hole-in-the-wall that I had prepared just for such an occasion! And no, Arthur, I hadn’t heard of Jack Johnson before today, but I kind of figured that your avatar wasn’t you. Didn’t you used to have something else as an avatar eons ago?
Only the random thingy. Oh, and another pic of JJ for about half an hour. I liked this one better.
*admits his ignorance*
*appreciated the clickie above*
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I’ll bet this story has a happy ending before to long. Obama has to pardon him. No surprises bushit didn’t.
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*looks around the afterlife for him*
*unable to find him, but not surprised – there are a LOT of us here after all!*
WW2? What’s that? A new pro-wrestling network?
*snickers*
Well the panda people took over the WWF.
Must have been before he quit boxing and switched to guitar.
Wasn’t surfing in the middle there somewhere?
How could I forget?
*waves*
that was Jeff Johnson – the surfer
Did he tap dance, too?
yes – while surfing. You should have seen it.
Nicely done AE!
It seems to this middleaged, overweight, white guy that at this point twelve year olds might already be built like Playboy Bunnies. They grow up so fast these days.
It’s the hormones in the chicken.
They get chicken breasts.
Real ones instead of chicken fillets?
Chicken nuggets?
They read poultry.
I call it fowl!
curses! *squeeze!*
Don’t feel bad Granny
Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair
hover through the blog and pithy lair.
that’s just fowl
hey Czuhc have your hear the joke where you say “I’ve got you a birthday cake” and when the person turns you point at your ass and say “kyk my hol” (only works if the person speaks Afrikaans … or Flemish?)
Just six more years until your first centerfold!
No, I think I already saw her in “Highlights for Children”. The March issue.
And here’s some lingerie as a present.
Chocolate flavored.
With whipped cream topping? I can bring the nuts!
Works for me (brings in the Hershey syrup)…
Tea? I’ll bring some teabags.
*walks in with spoons*
These are for spooning… the whipped cream.
just goes to show how whoring is in reality..
really? I mean seriously?
yeah
This makes me think of the picture of the little girl trying to read.
*linkey*
It’s Holly!
*RIGL*
Esqueeze me? Baking Powder?
Time to bring out the OFF! Incest repellent…
Eh dont spray that in here! you’ll ruin the cake! and dads chance at getting a “piece”!
*Shudders*
“You are what you eat.”
…a cake?
*highfive*
*Hides*
*grabs a stool to stand on and ^5s Malicite*
I don’t know, have you been eating any cake lately?
In my instance, I’m nothin…g…
*slowly starts to fade*
Cake?
Cake, maybe?
Kinda sweet but mostly fat and air?
The cake is a lie?
old meme fail
*considers attacking Ignatius*
*decides against because there is no point*
Hee hee, I get the joke!
*realizes what that means and runs to safety*
As pointless as a broken pencil.
I never lie about something as
important as cake!
hope its chocolate
did the cake die?
kyk my hol!
Nee danku, later misschien.
hahaha, glad you got it! check post above
*so happy*
A rabbit?
Jessica?
Simpson?
OJ?
Scrambled Eggs?
Bacon?
Kevin?
Spacey?
No, just brain dead.
*snork!*
*fleegle, bingo, and drooper*
(if you ever watched the Banana Splits Show, you’ll get this joke)
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Sorry,
RockyHolly.That trick never works!
*sigh*
agreed
And a new generation of decadence is born.
awsome cake
Sadly it’s not a Skwerl
because its wabbit season now
Duck season!
*ducks*
*wabbits*
watch out Hairy the hunter is about
*looks around nervously*
*ducky wabbits*
wabbit in a duck suit? or a duck in a playboy bunny suit?
The possibilities are legion; as well as somewhat disturbing.
Can I have some cake though?
Look who returns! Welcome back!
I’ve been soooo damned busy! My bosses suddenly decided that paychecks require a certain amount of work prior to their issuance! Well, I wish they had told me prior to hiring me!
So instead of sitting around all day playing games and commenting on FailBlog, I’ve had to “increase my productivity ratio” and “become further utilized as a valued resource” and stuff!
The nerve! I have decided to drop my productivity until they finally give me the promotion they promised 6 months ago. That will work, right?
Sure! Absolutely!
*submits resume’ for Ms B’s position*
Skwerl, it’s delightful to see you – I haven’t been around much lately either, due to the Idjuts (short version).
I just make sure I synergistically collaborate to empower myself and my coworkers so that we may create principle-centered resource optimization.
Someone’s been drinking the kool-aid!
OH-YEAH!!!
*busts thru wall*
Good work, Jules! I think you’ve cracked the glass ceiling too!
OH-NO!!!
*backs out through the hole in the wall*
I know better than to drink YOUR kool-aid!!
Champagne is better anyway. I poured you a glass yesterday, but you never took it. I’m afraid it’s a bit flat now.
I’m sorry sweetheart, what fail was that on? I try to go back and check everything before I leave for the day. *smooch*
ah, i found it! I gave to a huge *smooch* and some love ♥♥
*keeps going back to that drivel Brewski posted*
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synergistically collaborate …
create principle-centered resource optimization …
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*looks very confused*
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Does this even make sense, or is it one of those grammatically correct sentences with no meaning, like colorless green ideas sleep furiously?
.
*wanders off mumbling something about dams and CEO’s*
There used to be a tool on dilbert.com called the “Dilbert Mission Statement Generator”. Sadly, they took it down. It would randomly generate crap like this, and they usually sounded pretty much like real corporate mission statements.
Blast, I missed that one.
*RIGL*
It’s gotta be BASTARD BOSSES DAY today.
I’m beginning to suspect that bosses have other interests than we have…
*shakes fist at bosses*
The bastards gave me a GPS enabled Palm Pilot so they can send me emails, call me, text me, track my ass down and generally make me do WORK!
(and it has to stay on 24hrs a day so they can wake me up at 3am to tell me, “in a timely manner”, via email, that in 2 days I have an 11am appointment!)
Is that even legal?
If he works in a corporate setting like I do, sadly it is.
Man that sucks. The worst I have is a beeper that I have to carry for one week every two months or so. The perk is if the beeper rings that is $35 and just carrying the beeper gives me $50 extra for the week.
Cool!
That means if it goes off twice in a week, you get $120 extra! You’re a rich bastard, that’s more than I make in a week!
You just make peanuts, eh skwerl?
But…but…I am a…
*lower lip trembles*
YOU are a *whispers* boss?
GASP! HOW COULD YOU!
Hey Boss, can I have the day off? My pet goldfish just died, and I need to attend the wake. Oh, say, I told that joke to your boss, the one where you compared him to a baboon’s ass! It was really funny, but for some reason he didn’t laugh.
*squeeze*
*considers eating Czuhc’s brain, but remembers bosses never have brains*
*loud and well deserved applause*
Good one!
Ooh, I have just the cure for that! Anybody familiar with Joe Cartoon?
joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/152-the_boss
Skwerlly! *squeeze*
Hey Skwerlly. How goes it other than work?
Well, there’s bills to pay and grass to cut, no beer in the fridge, it’s HOT outside, gas prices keep going up, Obama’s screwing my country and being applauded for it, and my sex life isn’t what I envisioned it would be back when I was a starry eyed teen!
Aside from that,
Thanks for the warm welcome back everyone!I find it a bit odd to read “Obama screwing” and “my sex life” in the same sentence.
*SQUEEZE*
True
“choice of words” fail
Since for me as an European his external policies are more important, I’d say he’s doing extremely well so far.
Hear hear!
wow, hops in Skwerlly’s boat. I feel you 100%.
Ooooo!
Feels you back 
Um, come below decks with me, *wink wink*, they’re watching!
Arrrrgh! Let’s play “Captain & 1st Mate”
There will be waves of excitement!
*shivvers with anticipation* do you like my sexy pirate garb? damn, I wish I had a pic. I sewed a brown silk dress that goes off both shoulders and sinches up in front w/ an orange under bust corset.
*flourishes sword in an evocative manner*
*pulls out depth finder*
Okay! Let’s see how far the depths of our imagination can take us.
*swoons* ooooh, Captain Bob! Don’t sink the boat with that.
arrrrg, matey,where did ye go, t’was just getting good?
[moderation is killing me here]
I can’t even figure out why that would need moderation.
My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus.
Do you only come for cookies?
Skwerlly!!!! *squeeze*
*Offers SB a COOKIE, with nuts*
Good to see you back in the neighborhood!
Skwerly wabbits!
Chocolate cookie
Welcome back Skwerlly!!!
*Bounce*
*WATCHES
BOOBS *BOUNCE* WITH FIXATED INTEREST*
Behave….I know how to use these!
OK! Please demonstrate!
*sits munching cookies & eagerly awaits demo*
There’s my favorite Skwerlly Bob! *squeeze*
Skwerlly!*comes prepared with a cookie*
I don’t get it…
its the playboy bunny
On a 12 year-olds cake.
It’s to celebrate Holly’s new job on the bunny ranch.
Got a new fail, no idea how to upload it, and I don’t wanna know either.
Lots of love to the blog, cheers
“no idea how to upload it, and I don’t wanna know either”
Thirst for knowledge Fail!
At least we know he didn´t die. Just in case anyone wants to ask…
…Like trolls.
did he die?
What we clearly see here, is the hijacusaurus at its prime.
This 150-pixel well-grown male hijacusaurus tries to distract its victims by changing the subject.
I hope its carrot
Nope, pickle surprize cake.
oooh! would have been my next choice, I’ve got a bit of a sweet tooth
Did someone call me?
bake me a cake as fast as you can!
Roll it and pat it!
pass to the left
Pat it and prick it and brand it with G?
put it in a box for Holly and me
*beats self with keyboard*
*sadly, far too late to slip pillow between gcf’s keyboard and self* *sigh*
I’m terribly sorry, grannyflatcap.
Eee bye gum! It’s ohkay like. Ee’s not wurrid!
*watches granny with fascination*
*lol’s for real*
So… do I want to know what flavor the cake is?
meat flavour
*leaving now before the feds arrive*
*quicksqueeze*
It’s for Holly … it’s a bunny cake ….
Tuna?
*buries self before the fire begins*
the bun was barely out when the cake went in
The parents certainly have high hopes for their daughter.Indeed.
The Playboy bunny is probably more well known as a (tacky) brand in England than a porn mag…well by all the younger generations anyways.
What does the bunny mean?.
It means her birthday is on the same day as Easter.
If you really don’t know, 5e, it’s the logo for Playboy, the men’s magazine – definitely rated X, and far too “mature” a symbol for a youngster’s birthday cake. Does that help?
thanks I didn’t know but do now.
*wonders if 5 is his age and not a counting of eagles*
I kill you ZombieAcocalypes with a shotgun from left4dead.LOL
NOT LOL. And you didn’t even spell Apocalypse right!!! Maybe you are 5…..
This is definitely plain stupidity, the parents probably didn’t know that this means not just ‘a regular bunny’.
Does that mean it’s an ‘irregular bunny’?
Yes.
A little Ex-Lax in the cake should fix that right up.
There’s a whole range of playboy merchandise with the iconic rabbit aimed at pre-teen girls so this cake is just a continuation of that really. I remember there was this vicar who went into a stationery shop and threw all their playboy stationery on the floor and refused to leave or something.
ah.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1999114/Vicar-pulls-down-Playboy-stationery-display.html
hey, some girls like the playboy stuff. even when they are 12. so what? i know two of them myself. (who did when they were at that age.)
I guess we are just more grown-up around here.
Liking Playboy stuff does not equal being more grown-up. Just as adult does not equal mature.
Sounds like a Joe Camel fan to me Avis.
*Squeeze*
*squeeze* I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but …. I think the real fail here is that the icing is black. I speak from experience here. I KNOW what the aftermath looks like!
Hee! Now smile for the camera!
I did take pictures! The scary part is the icing made my step-father look like Keith Richards in half his make-up.
With grayer hair.
Ok, not quite as bad as that, but it WAS disturbing.
LOL!
*walks onto stage*
*ahem*
I hereby present LEILA with this certificate to recognize completion of training and residency in FailBLOG pun-runs. Congratulations!
*applauds*
If you wish to continue with graduate-level work, the only qualified instructor is the Admiral. You can then study Advanced pun-runs, including multiple puns and past-fail references in one post, all while adhering to the topic of discussion in the run.
Yeah, LEILA!*applauds*
SPEECH! SPEECH!
Leila? Now, where did she go? *looks under various pieces of furniture*
Well you know how it is in the corporate world. You have to meet incessantly just to make it seem you’re doing something important.
I am back!!!
*applauds* Woo Hoo!
*So proud*
They grow up so fast!
*wipes away tear*
*throws roses at the stage*
*blows nose on Brewski’s shirt* OMG!!
*knees trembling holding certificate*
I don’t know where to start. I want to thank my mother for, you know…well, just look at me!!!
I want to thank my cat Fluffy – without her I am nothing
I want to thank aiki for all the ’special / private’ PunRun lessons
I want to thank OPI for this smashing nail polish color
I want to thank, most of all, my FB friends whom without their jeers/glowers/sighs every time I ruined a pun-run, I wouldn’t have pushed myself to take the training
Admiral, looking forward to further my studies with you
I ♥ you guys!!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! *smooooooooches*
*looks at leg*
*gets Sham-Wow* here, WN it’s gonna be OK.
Clean up asile 2.
I’m so proud.
*Moves on to attend the Admiral’s class of puns*
I lie about my age too, but Heff’s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison kinda sucks at it.
I hear that’s not the only thing she sucks.
I was and still am opsessed with girls next door theres nothing wrong with it!
Especially if spelling and grammar are not important to you…
Makes you wonder if some of these adults realise what they’re giving their kids.
When I was in elementary, about 70% of all the girls wore clothes with play boy bunnies on them. DX
Umm… Maybe I’m stupid or something, but I don’t see the fail. Can someone please explain it to me?
the cake contains patterns that look very similar to playboy bunnies, the marketing logo for Playboy Magazine, an adult (naked girl) magazine based in the US.
The writing on the cake indicates it is made for a 12-year old girl. The actual Fail being on a more ethical plane of parenting.
Whereas the girl probably wouldn’t interpret the bunnies as “playboy bunnies” and probably not even know what playboy magazine is, the adult observer would interpret the situation as “oh my god. these parents want their little girl to be a whore”
12-year olds know about Playboy. Most definately.
You kidding? Most 7-8 year olds know what playboy is, and whats in it! YOU are fail!
Holly’s parents are just encouraging her to think about her future.
*steals p and adds b*
Give me back my p’s.
I didn’t really steal it! I just flipped it over.
*pushes comment up to Kayla*
12″ birthday?
A very nice present wish I could receive too!
Ok, I’m off for today. I’m going to build my portfolio website for another job
Bye!
G’luck Hairy
Well, this might be where I make my exit. I'll be gone till the 21st. Leaving for Colorado tomorrow!Have fun, see you then!
Cheers, Ninja! Try to avoid throwing ninja-stars at the local populace.
Be careful around the wild elk! They like ninjas.
Moosers are worse.
Have fun Blog Ninja!
Bring back food… seriously…we’re hungry…
Hmph…I just got scolded extensively by three of my bosses for dropping some select vocabulary while using a typewriter at work…
Oh dear.
I’ll trade you your scolding for my meeting of three weeks ago
Hmmm…I’ll take it.
You wouldn’t if you’d been there.
Amateurs and idjuts who think they have a clue…
Ew… maybe…
I hate having people comment on my vocabulary…
“Ew”? What kind of word is that?!
*flees*
*springs into action with his ten foot pole*
*runs away, dodging*
Serpentine! Serpentine!
Please God, don’t let him die on West 31st Street!
So, WN, did the slave drivers call you on the carpet for surfing failblog??
Negatory. Specifics aren’t worth mentioning, but suffice to say it’s beyond ridiculous. If I didn’t seriously need a job it’d be extremely laughable; unfortunately, in a small town and a bad economy I need to bide my time.
I WANT TO *SQUEEZE* THE AIR FROM YOUR LUNGS!
WHY DON’T YOU LOSERS FIND A REAL PERSON TO *SQUEEZE*,IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE YOUR MISERABLE LIVES?
I WISH YOU LAME ASS HOLES GET A CLUE AND STOP THIS DAILY RITUAL OF SUCKING.
ONE DAY,WHEN YOUR OLD AND DYING.I HOPE YOU CAN LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIFE AND HONESTLY SAY……”I DID SOMETHING”.INSTEAD,THE MAJORITY OF YOU SPINELESS WORMS WILL JUST HAVE MEMORIES OF WHEN YOU WERE COOL ONCE….ON FAILBLOG THAT IS.HAHAHA
YOU FOLKS SUCK!!!!
FOREVER A TROLL….
THE BARON
You’re a bloody fail. Worms like you spend your lives trying to make others miserable. It is you who will look back and need to cast a good look at your past actions. Until then? Do yourself, and everyone here, a favor and sod off.
Malicite, these twerps seriously aren’t worth your time. They have no clue whatsoever, and you’re so far above them they can’t even see you.
*SQUEEZE*
Thanks man *squeeze*
I just hate the haters…
This guy’s a many-time-repeat copy-and-paster, so he can be safely ignored.
Yes…no feeding!
It has to be a difficult existence to have to degrade people online because you can’t speak out in real life.
Yipper. Pretty pathetic, I gotta say.
But then, our current society is filled with the products of TV and public education, and the two are starting to bear serious fruit.
Scary.
I think he’s in serious need of a friend.
I first read that as “in serious need of a fiend”.
I like my version better.
Anybody see “Drag Me To Hell”? It’s wonderful
Is it? I’ve been worried since it’s only PG-13 and all – true decent horror flicks are always R rated.
.
Besides, been there – done that.
I’m not a horror movie person. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom gave me nightmares. I’ll stay away from the truly scary stuff.
I play Mystery Science Theater 3000 to horror movies
The best/worst show ever.
EXACTLY! I can’t help it, I love it.
*high-fives WIK*
I am with you Ms B! I don’t know why I should part with my money just to get a scare.
I’ve always been fascinated with how realistic they can make a horror flick look. Even when I was a little child sneaking down the hallway to find my parents watching something like Phantasm, I knew they weren’t really killing people in the scene. “Oops, that didn’t come out right, bring in the next double and let’s kill him right folks!” To me horror movies have always been “wow, how did they make it look like that guys head exploded anyway?”
I used to really enjoy horror movie but after I got pregnant my mind broke and now they bother me. I still would prefer to watch Freddie Crueger over something more realistic like The Generals Daughter’, an ‘Eye for an Eye’, or lord help me the breastfeeding scene in ‘The hills have eyes’.
I don’t do horror films. Yes, I am a woos!
Woos, a wuss? You?
*Snickers*
Wow… Sounds like anger management classes aren’t working. Though I will just justify a little and say, google “howlbox” or check out my site and click on the Integrated Animal Solutions link.
Awww, does someone need a hug?
Or a poopy diaper changed…
Yuck! I think I will go with pacifier and wait for his mom to come home.
And a fine new day to you, sir! Always glad to greet new guys.
Hey everyone, look at the douche! *squeeze*
what
Holly said she wanted bunnies on her cake. Her father misinterpreted.
HAHAH….. Ooops I think I just had an abortion…
Yeesh, what is WITH the trolls today? Is it merely that school is out and the little twerps seriously lack adult supervision?
Whats a twerp?.
*is reminded of old cheesy Chipmunks Adventure movie*
A twerp is something we call obnoxious youth.
I LOVE that movie. The penguin scene still makes me cry.
meegwetch Ms B.
A twerp is… you know, I’m not sure I can explain that one without using at least 4 other terms you won’t know either. But I’ll try. A twerp is an annoying bratty person who likes to push your buttons. A troll (in the blog version of a troll) is a wonderful example of a twerp. Twerps are also usually wimps.
meegwetch Avis.
A twerp is an insignificant and loathsome person.
meegwetch Marius.
They seem to have gotten worse the past couple of days. I hope it’ll end soon but I am determined to not let them ruin FailBlog for me!
It’s probably gotten worse because more and more people are trying to point out how utterly masturbatory the comments section of failblog is now. It used to be almost as funny as the blog itself. But has degraded into one big online circle jerk.
Date people. Find R/L friends. Win at life. And if you’re going to use terms like “troll”, for f**ks sake, STAY ON TOPIC.
I don’t think that’s a cake. . .
♫
No more pencils.
No more books.
No more teachers dirty looks.
Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not come back at all!
School’s out for summer!
♫
Nesting fail – I meant this as response to Aiki’s comment about the worsening Troll plague.
Zombies can’t be held responsible for nesting fails.
this is why stupid people shouldn´t be allowed to reproduce. poor screwed up kid.
pedoFAILia.
Wait THIS is a fail…. I know a nine year old with a pink room covered in playboy bunnys has heir clothes pillows PJ’s jewlrey you name it. Last I heard of her she was convincing her 5 year old sister to like it too. I guess the world really is messed up. x.o
The sad thing is….that happens way to often……i see little like 5 year olds running around Firsly will cell phones…that have like playboy bunny coverings on them……what is the world comming to……
Is it wrong that I’m more upset by the abuse of ellipses than by the idea of a playboy bunny cake for a 12 year old?
*wonders what you are talking about*
thinks-about-it
Yup it’s ‘wrong’
I’m ashamed to say this but this is almost definitely from England. For some reason Playboy is a big thing for all the young teenage chavs and their sons/daughters. Sometimes I hate England.
this is gay
Sadly yes it most likely is. And don’t say that i’s offensive to me! :C
Jk. But yeah it is pretty screwed up.
I agree (being from England as well) – Playboy logo merchandise got really big for chavs a while back, and I guess we’re at the point now where they’ll be passing it on to their kids. Eww.
hooker mother f-er
o ya
Has anyone considered that this could very well be for a 48-year old woman whose birthday happens to be February 29th?
Only in America would parents want to prostitute their children! Such a disgrace that a 12 yo would be forced to become a object of desire because we have lost our moral footing.
When children are in the process of becoming prostitutes, like on those little children beauty pageants, I like to call them… “Prostitots”.
Ok. I don’t know anything about playboy.
PHOTOSHOP RULES.
ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS FLAT ON ITS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This isn’t photoshopped! Though Failblog did fail, because I’m almost 100% sure I’ve seen this on here before….. It could’ve been somewhere else, but I don’t know.
hey… this came from cakewrecks.blogspot.com. great site. check it out for more cake fails!
I dont get it. Help please?
she is twelve and her cake has playboy bunnies all over it.
“Barely” twelve!
Eww, now I feel filthy. But still! I can’t believe the sheer amount of people who don’t get it!
I dont get it help please
Six years later we find poor Holly having to dance it off to pay her way through school.
she probably got thongs as presents
I don’t see anything wrong with this picture.
pedo…
DId the BUnny die?
we can but hope
you know, this isnt that bad of worked in lingerie for about a year and a half, we had some play boy merchandise and we had a playboy store right next to us (fashion). You would be surprised how many young girls around 14 wanted it, bags, glasses, bras etc, I would say 12 is a little to young but truthfully its now a brand that appeals to the young people. So i don’t really think its a fail, i just find it mildly depressing that young girls are getting into such things at a young age… What happened to hello kitty, pikachu or even sailor moon?
You know what…it IS a fail…a MASSIVE fail on the part of her parents. A CHILD can think they are into anything they like but in the end it is the job of the PARENTS to guide them towards AGE APPROPRIATE brands. A 12 year old can only wear what her/his parents buy so a kid that young wearing this playboy crap has over permissive parents.
Here in Australia there has been a big blow up over the sexy style clothing & underwear for young girls & a lot of it has been removed from sale voluntarily by the manufacturers but before that I would go through the aisles & grab the padded bras & thong underpants in sizes for girls as yung as FOUR & stuff it under the shelves so no one could find it to buy it…it is sickening & disgusting that we are allowing our babies to grow up far too quickly!
New Zealander here you would have BNT in Australia it being an aussie company. You would see that they have bras’ and pj’s of playboy there. (but not like the actual playboy store which is everything playboy) As i mentioned usually its around the 15 year olds that wear that stuff (not the dresses from playboy but the pj’s with just the brand on them usally nothing to saucy) a few brought them but mostly it was a woman’s store but that doesn’t stop the youngsters buying it. Its about whats cool and if the popular girls and all that shit have it then they want it as well.
But one thing you need to realize now, in the past 10+ the young generations have had more money than any other generation, wither its pocket money/allowances or even their part time jobs give them that money and therefore the freedom to do what they want with it. Its not always the parents buying them the stuff and then again most of the time their parents are just great full that their kids are off the drugs. What they don’t realize what stuff like this leads to.
But yes i agree, its ridiculous for some people so young to ever be into that stuff, hell i didn’t know what certain words and things were until i was like 14, most of the stuff i knew was kissing and holding hands and brands for me were Nike and now we have 12 year olds wanting a playboy cake? That is sad. Now I am going to stop talking before this gets into an essay.
What makes me even sadder is there’s people below me in this thread that actually don’t understand why this is a fail, or worse, they think the fail is because the amount of bunnies is incorrect.
THE WORLD HAS GONE MAAAAAAAD I TELL YOU!
Thank the lord there’s someone out there who feels EXACTLY the same as I do. The world has gone utterly mad and young girls are being sexualised to a rediculous extent.
People think playboy is cute and sexy (they know what it represents) but what it actually is is degrading. Think about what bunnies are – they are cute animals. ANIMALS – therefore not human. And people think themselves better than animals…
It’s not so much the Playboy thing I object to. ADULTS that associate themselves with Playboy are consenting adults and know what they are getting into, and have fun with it. The fact it’s become a cute thing for kids is what is disturbing. What’s more disturbing is how parents allow it!
I’m no prude for sure. If kids understand about sex etc at an early age it is probably better in the long run. But stuff like this (stupid-ass cake) is bizarre beyond belief!
I used to be a cake decorator…if someone had asked me to make this cake I would have refused… I would consider it for an adult birthday or for a hens show cake or something (before deciding that breach of copyright legal action not worth it) but for a 12 year old…I think I would tell the parents to get out of my store & come back when they got a clue!
Maybe her parents wanted a bunny cake and the decorator assumed Playboy bunny??
Or maybe I just put on my pollyanna glasses….
Hmmm… I thought she was older… Does this mean Hef should be arrested?
Hey girl, ready for the Hef surprise? Oh what?!
I don’t get it.
omg prude america!
what is soooo special about gettin playboy-bunnys on a cake to 12th birthday?
where is the problem?
if there where pictures of naked womans i would understand, but this is nothing!
*roll-eyes*
A couple of reasons really, because it’s the logo for adult entertainment being given to a kid, and also because kids don’t actually get what it IS, they think it’s a cute bunny or something. Whereas it’s an adult thing. It’s weird and disturbing. Like them getting a Razzle cake. And I’m English, so don’t blame the Americans for being prudish!
Seriously dude? Most kids know who the Playboy bunny is, and what it means.
Rubbish. We’re talking about young kids here. They just see a cute bunny. I’m sure their parents explained to them that it’s the logo for an adult entertainment magazine/industry….!
Where I live, there are girls as young as 8 or 9 that wear playboy bunny necklaces, have pencilcases and pens and clothes all with the playboy bunny logo on it…
Me too. They are mostly uneducated girls. I boycott playboy altogether – it is completely sick, but what is the worst is that it is a sex symbol sold to kids. Hugh Hefnor should be shot, and the parents should be taught how to properly bring up children.
The fact that it’s a cute bunny picture means nothing. It’s what it REPRESENTS that’s the problem.
How is this a FAIL, exactly?
Count the bunnies.
ARE YOU SERIOUS
Eeek! that is just wrong
More like PARENTING FAIL
It is midnight and I am half-asleep and seriously unable to pay attention. Can someone please explain to me what is so fail about this picture besides there being only eleven bunnies for a twelfth birthday?
They are PLAYBOY bunnies..
for her 12th birthday.
Kinda… not age appropriate at all.
I know what you mean about being half asleep though. So yes, it’s cause they are playboy bunnies
Oh and there are 12 bunnies if you count the big one.. but, that’s besides the point, hehe
fail
Your mom fails.
The cake is a lie!
The Pie is the only Truth
This was a failure, I’m making a note here EPIC FAIL, its hard to overstate my frustration.
bwahaha
Lol. I just saw this on Cake Wrecks earlier today..
And her parents will probably wonder why she becomes a stripper…
*sigh*
yay was wondering when some of Jen’s gems would make their way over here, though I am really hoping not many people followed this over to her fantastic blog, she does NOT need the spam!
?? Fail?? What fail?? LOL!
this is a win, nor a fail
Why don’t you have a seat…
Pedobear Approved. Lulz
Oh i didnt count i thot the bunny meant playboy for 12 year old lolz
that musta been one hell of a party lol. her parents bought her a “babies first stripper pole”
New from Mattel INC its the barbie stripper pole
When I was about 11 we had a dress up day at school where you went as a character from a book. One girl went as a Playboy bunny and her Mum made the costume! I only realised years later though what one was.
Everyone else was Red Riding hood.
I would so would have been one of those ones who dressed up as little red riding hood… Even now i still would, although it would be wepons in my basket not muffins… I remember when we were 5 we had to dress up as a book character i remembered dressing up as princess jasime
Double fail– there is only 11 bunnies for her 12th b-day, really sending the wrong message…
haha the best
WTF IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE?! ur talkin about a bunch of random crap!
I bet you 500 dolla, she’s from Britain.
Under-age whores are everywhere here.
I don’t get it
If they didn’t make so much cute stuff with that bunny on it, little girls wouldn’t want it on their birthday cakes.
lol
happy b-day! have another great year of being a whore!
She’s 12 and has a playboy cake? wtf?
what do her parents think about having a daughter like that?
i absolutely hate teeny boppers.
I approve of this.
This Should Be Held at Sweet 16 birthdays
I don’t really get the fail in this… is it the dot dot dot dot dot?
Could it be Holly Madison’s birthday cake when she was a child? Her parents always knew she would grow up to be a playboy bunny. Lol, jk.
Okay so …Either this lil 12 year old dreams of living in the Playboy Mansion some day… Or the baker is a moron & Holly just turned 21 !!! NIIIICE
) Either way this is a hilarious situation to play out in your head is it not?!?! LOL
im an 11 year old girl and most ppl in my clas wu kill 4 tht cake they wear stripper clothes 2 school
i am 12 years old and what is this
sorry, had to be done.
either way :l
it’s really not that uncommon for pre-teens to have shit like this now.
hell, they even sell like, playboy themed childrens bedroom furniture and stuff :/
I think I may be more bothered by the grammatical error (the fail of an ellipsis) than the jocular sexual innuendo. … Do it right.