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A WHOLE cruise??? How long will it take??
Depends on how deep you go.
Come again?
You mean like a Top Gunner?
The cruise takes you halfway to the danger zone?
Lets hope your body can cash the cheques.
Why the hell would you take a goose in a plane anyway? They can fly. Silly Maverick.
So you can give the bird? *shrugs*
Uh-oh. She’s lost that loving feeling.
*squeeze*
(That reply was perfect, right made me laugh)
Oh no. I crashed and burned.
*squeeze*
(*nerd smiles*)
Take me to bed and lose me forever!
*rides off on pinata*
You do like to shake my nerves and rattle my brain!
Dilemma!
Great Balls of Fire!
*applies cream*
Through the fire, you can still play with the boys.
*adds jam*
Reading this run takes my breath away.
A-HOLE cruise… and… I’d rather spend $100 on craigslist.
*campy*
You silly goose!
Did he die?
He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-JOKE!
And it wasn’t even funny to begin with.
@ Zigi ~ Your reply, ‘owever, is just EX-cellent!! *love it love it love it* Dare we ‘ope ‘e gets it this time!?!? naaaaaaaaaah … *quick reality check* That just ain’t gonna happen.
His goose is cooked?
men r gettin espensiv dees deys
Why do you reply to yourself?
I need to refresh.
*off to shower*
Why do you reply to yourself?
Trying to create a paradox.
Because I can.
Yeah I have a perfect right to be here. I noticed you are the one berating/chiding random people on other fails. For the umpteenth time, I am not a troll. I can’t figure why the “regulars” here have so much trouble accepting certain people.
I still say I don’t agree with the Onion’s sense of humor. I have a right to hold that opinion without that getting me labelled a troll.
Above comment directed at Swell Foop.
Is he cruisin’ for a bruisin’?
Walking for a porking?
Stashin’ for a mashin’?
Swell Foop wasn’t insulting you, she was simply asking you to clarify your above statement. I gather from your avatar you’re a Liverpool supporter? I’m not a massive supporter, but I do watch their matches, have even attended a few.
Good. You are not an Arse-anal (Arsenal) fan, are you?
I thought I’d made it clear I was a Liverpool fan?!
Chill! *squeezes*
I think she was being innuendotic. (Is that even a word?)
It is now (a word). *squeezes jammie* Oh dear, will this stain?
Mostly I’m just an innuendiot!
Better than being innuendopey.
Pfft! In your en’dopey!
You called?
Oh. I just read that post as a clever punny reply to one of your own.
Me too…
It was a lousy pun. Nothing more. Nothing less. Have never called you a troll. And am not the least bit “regular,” for that matter.
Not regular? Well, I like the rhythm of the bell(ingham) all the same
*squeezes ƒ∞þ* I thought it was punny.
Tenkyewveddymush.
*squeezes Sidhe right back*
I was a bit unhappy by your reply to a comment I made on the hamburger fail:
http://failblog.org/2009/05/19/hamburger-fail/#comments
Anyway, no grudges held.
I understand that you are upset with me. But I also believe you were/are more than “unhappy,” because your statement “you are the one berating/chiding random people on other fails,” is a rather overstated generalization about me, that couldn’t be more wrong. Granted, in that fail, I posted a single “grumpy” response to your one and only [also] grumpy-sounding comment there. With that in mind, rereading it, I can see that I completely (but randomly) overreacted to a random comment of yours. Does that really make me “the one…” who makes it a practice of doing so? For the record, I don’t.
And with that said, since life ouside the interwebs provides us with enough genuine conflict, I see no sense in adding to it in here.
Agreed, then. No grudges held.
With a *squeeze* offered to seal the deal (unless that’s taking it “too far”) Take care, G2td.
That outbreak is a “little” misplaced, Gone. Relax!
Don’t do it!
When you want to come
On this particular cruise it’s extremely important to relax!
I went on a cruise like this one once… It won’t happen again…
I bet your defecation problems are gone since then?
They got the boat up a slippery gantry for servicing.
People who aren’t “regular” should avail themselves of the cruise… (for diagnostic purposes)
A little moral fiber will keep you regular
What if The Channel is too narrow?
I’d say – enter through the back door, but that won’t work.
Any porthole in a storm?
Can it cope with deep mooring?
If so, it’s a different way of life, buoy.
But on a true course, the way you handle a rudder.
“I want the rudder!”
“You can’t handle the rudder!”
Get an asshoe.
*roffles*
*squeezes*
All right, that’s it for me; you’ve been great!
Goodnight everybody!
Gesundheit!
*tickles fluffy under her fin* *squeeze*
*SQUEEZE!* Welcome back, hope MF is well (sorry if I’ve missed an update, I’ve been busy too! – cripes, not like Jenny though!).
*SQUEEZITY* Glad to see ya!
Thank you too!
*squeeze x 2!* Thanks, Doc. Good to be back. He’s doing better all the time. And is home now. *whew* But, this “nursing” thing is a tough gig. *wants to fix everything* *realizes being human is the toughest gig of all*
Good news. *squeeze*
Not to raise a stink–I think it would be more like A HOLE cruise.
Now I’m thinking there was no need to toil-et may have been the joke she was going for. My face is flush with em-bare-ass-ment.
no, this looks photoshopped
Too expensive
Even the horniest homosexual wouldn’t pay that kind of money for an a**l cruise.
Depends on the amenities.
does Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride come into mind?
OGC
Orange Gounty Choppers?
Rotate head counterclockwise 90 degrees.
Eek! That’s not handy to know.
Jammy, that was quite a mouthful!
Aaah…
Nothing like 127 commonly used characters to express your imagination…
I know, it was pretty earful.
Eye thought it was cute, all the same.
I think you’ve hit rock bottom
It’s tight, sure – but I always kneed more
So you’re saying the price would leave them brokeback?
At least it’s not expensive . . . as cruises go.
Are weekly rapes available?
Will trespassers be prostituted?
Not to mention free c∪nt breakfast.
My cabin is very dark.
You will find the light at the end of the tunnel.
Or Mookie’s toupe of spellunking midgets.
Damnit. That post needs more r’s.
But it has the right amount of s’s.
Arrrrrrrrrrr, matey! As you can see, I’ve seveal I can loan you.
Gaaaah! (ummm, except for that one I’ll need to fill out “seveal”) *severeheaddeskseveraltimes*
ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow
*barrels in with a pillow a second too late* *sigh*
*All dressed as a pirate,
Shakes head at ƒ∞þ.*
Sit down with MF,
I’ll get chicken soup.
Shiver me timbers! Then I shant need a special order for the ƒ∞þš’ soup?
*nods head questioningly*
Whooooooooooah … *way not ready to do that yet*
ARSE!
Is that all I am to you!
Nope, got nothing there GV.
I’m not sure if that was a compliment or an insult…
HAHA! I don’t make insults GV. I just don’t know what you’re talking about. *squeeze*
I thought you were only interested in me because of my Arse, then you said I had nothing there.
*Squeeze*
*headtable*
*Goes to wake up*
*comes out of retirement*
You mean that other guy. Bob is the one with the cough. (Bit like me ATM.)
I know but I didn’t know his name.
According to wikipedia the arse guy has no definite name.
Ah well, I guess I’m the ARSE then.
Hint: Tunnel = Intestine
You like to explain your jokes, I rectum.
Hey everybody! Czuhc wrote “rectum” instead of “reckon”. He did so because of the fail, which says “Anal Cruise”. Just so you all know.
Can I ass you one more question now that I know that? (yikes. I think I just did.)
You did.
Butt you may ask another one.
I’m feeling left behind
*demands equal feeling time for the right behind*
Let’s not get cheeky now…
That made me ROFFLE, Arthur.
Let’s see if you will still be ROFFLING once you board for the anal intercruise.
Thanks for clarifying.
Something smells fishy about that breakfast.
Tom’s illegitimate brother?
Hey! That was the joke I wanted to make!
I’m not sure how they gestated him.
The son of a rear admiral?
It was all hands on d*ck.
Wash your hands after touching that duck. You don’t know where it was before.
No feathers and smeared in bacon lube – it’s a pretty good clue. And I thought Granny Cat Flap was filming at the moment!
Exactly!
Well, it’s certainly not all it’s quacked up to be!
*squeezes for Czuhc and AE*
I’d squeeze you back, all of you, but I have been offshore for two months and…uhm…I better get refreshed.
*wears Hazmat-suit*
*squeezes foop and Czuhc*
Well, if it looks like a d*ck, moves like a d*ck, and quacks like a d*ck… then surely it’s worth the bill?
Could be a goose.
This $20 says it’s a giraffe!
*squeeK*
I do believe THAT was a goose ….
All seamen on d*ck.
All seamen IN d*ck.
Lets just hope the ship is not in dry dock. KY anyone?
Man, that’s one rough expensive ride.
The potatoes are free.
just don’t eat the french fries…
To eat or fall upon?
Both. First fall upon, then eat.
Yes, you pay later! *waddles away*
And 20 free beers. Don’t forget the beers.
Did he die?
did he cruise Tinkle?
Yeah, anal fisting is dangerous.
hope it doesn’t sink to the bottom
I read that as “stink to the bottom”.
That would be a Titanic Fail.
This is from the Bellingham Travel and Cruise website:
Bellingham Travel & Cruise is the largest locally owned travel agency in the three county area. It has been under the same family ownership for close to forty years. There are 18 full and part-time employees. All of us share the vision of providing the best in travel counseling and customer service. The company also is a good social partner, sharing its resources and time in supporting our community.
“…a good social partner…” *snickers*
18 full and part-time employees to provide you with their “services”.
And they all work for your tips.
Plus they keep it in the family (for over 40 years).
yeah, she my mother and my cousin.
After putting up a sign like this, they’re sure to be the butt of many jokes.
Will nobody ass-ist them in changing the sign?
We’re all too scared in case we rectum.
They’d have to be smarter than we sphincter pull off something like that!
I hear the horn blowing!
Quick! we’ll be late! *scurries away*
Here, you forget your Shamwows to clean up the poop deck!
Only three nines? That’s not very reliable.
Oh I get it. It’s a conservative German church!
Do you have to bring your own gerbal?
What is that?
A Richard Gere reference.
Sounds like he’s in reverse gere.
It’s a gerbil for vegans.
testing
poop
Now THAT looks silly.
What were you hoping to find in it?
A gerbil?
HAHAHA, the tears are running down my cheeks! My facial cheeks.
I’m pleased you clarified that.
Don’t want you wiping the wrong cheeks.
Clearly!
Well, the consistence could be better, it’s a bit too liquid. I’d say B+.
It was B + M, to be anally retentive about the results.
You’re the doctor…
No, czuhc’s the only real doctor, but I’m pretty sure it was only Moomin and I there that night O.o
. . .and the film crew.
I still flinch every time I hear the word ‘ACTION!’
I still cry at ‘CUT’
That wasn’t what the director meant you bad man.
When he called ‘Time for the STUNT DOUBLE!’ I thought he meant a stand-in.
You should do that in a lab.
Any lab?
Chocolate lab.
Glad you clarified that. Otherwise he might poop in the wrong lab and get the scientists mad. We don’t want that to happen!
(Why are you awake? Shouldn’t you be sleeping now?)
Fudge factory.
Oh my god. o no sorry..i hadn’t a god.
anal with cruise ? it must be hardcore.
that was photoshop-ed
this is photoshopped?
Look at that pixel!
Yeah! It looks, so, Pixely-ish!
You are so imp-ish! But you look much talr in here.
No, imp-ish denotes , and, assuming the definition and description of such, can be taken as an insult.
Of course, this could also be a sad attempt at wordplay.
Of course, I’m not the one who probably spent 5 minutes conjuring (and typing included) my screen name.
That, my friend, is “šwΣ└∟!”.
But, returning to the imposed assumption that I am an Imp, or am imp-ish, you don’t have to take me seriously! (voids all previous written text)
Um, just to be clear … I read “Pixely-ish” as pixie-ish (for some reason). I used “imp,” thinking it (usually) means a “mischievous child.” And since children are usually height-challenged, the follow-up to that, part II of a [decision pending] “sad attempt at wordplay,” wherein I pronounced your Name (required) as “tal(le)r.” … oh blah blah blah.
Actually I’m still not sure whether I’ve been chastised, lambasted or simply teased in return … so, I’m thinking: NOW, I have certainly wasted a good five minutes typing this (very likely) pointless and never-to-be-seen-by-anyone response.
Ah, well, I’ve done better and I’ve surely done worse in this life.
No! This. Is. Travel. Shop!
anal-shopped
No! Show. How. It. Trembles. Shop!
FIRE FIRE FIRE
HIRE HIRE HIRE
DIRE DIRE DIRE
SIRE. SIRE? SIRE!
*refrains from asking “did he die”*
*Did he die* there I said it for you A E.
I was just wondering wether the Bacon Lube is at extra cost?
They leave a small bottle on your pillow when they make your bed.
so in the price of $999, that’s nice of them.
Oh my god you guys! It’s just a simple spelling mistake! It should say “Carnal Ruse”.
Ana Is Cruel
Hey, ya never know.
Maybe they ran out of letters, and only had a choice between a C or a B. You choose.
Anal Cruise
Anal Bruise
They could have used a backwards d
Yet, in the final anal-ysis … *somethingsomethingsomethingclever*
*squeezes GV*
Wow, that was very witty SF!
*Squeeze!*
This is why Anpu gets to pick the cruises. Everytime somebody else picks the cruise, you get some weird Scientologist named Anal that charges you money for shits and giggles. I wanted a boat, dammit!
You said “I”!
Jam thinks Anpu forgot to talk in the 3rth person.
Arthur thinks this ignorance of the pluralis majestatis will get Anpu into trouble.
I found the staff very helpful.
They bend over
backwardsforwards to accommodate you.I broke everything by the way.
Am awaiting moderation.
Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight, don’t blame it on the good times, blame it on the Moomin.
♫ Oooooh…Blame it on midnight! woooooooooo … Shame on the Moomin! ♫
*squeezes the Moomin*
Oh no…
Do all the cruises take place during a full moon?
Clarify deejintor.
Why? Moomin. why?
There we are.
What’s wrong with that?
He he – you said “staff.”
Moomin, did you reply to your comment awaiting moderation?
*stern face, finger ready to wag*
I may have done.
Alright, you asked for it.
*wags finger*
That’ll learn you!
*sits in corner and cries*
*gets up and leaves FB room dragging tophat on floor behind him*
*goes to work for rest of day as punishment*
*catches Moomin with a lasso*
*pulls him back*
*SQUEEZE*
*squeeze*
I actually snuck off to the next fail.
Muahahahahaha.
I’ll find you there!
Hello, how are you today?
*squeeze*
The captain of this cruise is a certified Navigator of the Windward Passage.
And a Rear-Admiral of the Brown.
Are you sure it’s not a win?
ROTFL now there is one cruise I dont wanna take! LOL
RT
http://www.anonymity.2ya.com
whoaaaa
Tee-hee-hee I actually live in the town this picture was taken! Too bad I wasn’t able to see this sign in person!!
Haha, I live in B’ham too! I find this extra humorous since we have such a liberal and pro-gay community =p
For nearly $1k, that better be some pretty good anal. I normally pay much less than that…!
A LETTER OBVIOUSLY FELL OFF.
ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAD
Still funny to me.
Oh wow.
In my hometown. I know exactly where that building is.
Yay Bellingham!! Getting on the internet for something other than murder! w00t!
I thought the same thing since I currently live in Bellingham! But murder, really? Bellingham has an average murder rate of 3 per year, compared to Seattle with 34 per year! FAIL Tina.
aww, somebody just fotoshopped the C away …
now its not funny anumore
FAKE!!!!
This is so Photo Shop
Looks more like MS Paint to me.
Haha cool I live in Bellingham. Seen that place down town. Either shopped or a prank though.
Is that like being up shit creek without a paddle?
LOL. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
or Win?
it woiululdve been funnier if it wasnt so obviously photoshopped…
It’s obviously shopped; originally Canal Cruise. Haha very clever not really just shut up and stop spreading your lies
or it could of fell off its not photoshoped you can tell things dosent always have ti be photoshop just look at it in the finniwe wy and laugh instead of making stupid comments and briging everyone down in a way
It’s not, actually. We were up in bellingham today and noticed this, it’s like two blocks away from the huge farmer’s market. My guess is that college students were playing a prank…
Obviously marketed for butt pirates.
BTW: It doesn’t look like a photoshop to me. It’s altogether possible the C in Canal fell off.
bargain!!!!!!
999 sounds a little high for an anal cruise.
It is Bellingham after all. Anybody around Northwest Washington could tell you that this in Bellingham might not be all too far off.
Where can I sign up?
This isn’t photoshopped…I drove by it today on my way home from work. It must be a prank, I’m just surprised they haven’t caught it et
BAD PHOTOSHOP. Leave your house and find a real fail morron…
No Way!!! It’s too expensive for an Anal Cruise!!!!
So that’s what Tom Cruise will pay you to do dirty things to him? Interesting.
Shop’d- it says canal cruise. i know because i tried to take off the c one night while very drunk to take a picture – didn’t work.
Thats what I was gonna say. Not so much a fail as a vandalism/photoshop win.
What the hell!!!! That is ridiculous!!! $999 for a cruise!!!??? No freakin way!!! anonymous
just soooo foul.
always choose your travel agency very well, you would not really want to deal with those rip-off travel agents ‘`~
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