Comments on: TV Model Fail

By: guttermouth

guttermouth — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:03:01 +0000

wow someone fell. im glad that i just watched the 7 millionth fall in a row from fail.org. are they trying to make falls a not fail by sheer repetition?
7 million and one fall might do it. keep showing someone fall because that almost never happens and is always funny even after the 7 millionth time.

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:42:55 +0000

By: Iavor55

Iavor55 — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:27:20 +0000

Post win! ^^

By: Trainguyxx

Trainguyxx — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:13:08 +0000

Wow, cause, you know, 13 is always your best bet, it’s just too unlucky for anything bad to happen.

By: Jamila

Jamila — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:05:52 +0000

lucky 13

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:57:58 +0000

Number 13!!

By: critThreat

critThreat — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:43:24 +0000

STAGEDIVE!!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:15:52 +0000

crowd win.

By: olinselot

olinselot — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:02:53 +0000

It should be entitled Audience WIN.
How often does a guy get to catch a model falling head on into his lap?

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:29:16 +0000

THATS how you crowd surf!

By: BAMF

BAMF — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:40:08 +0000

erection to big of a word for ya???

By: caina

caina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:58:47 +0000

thank you so much for that, I was really bothered, and had no clue what so ever-_-

By: mesoblind

mesoblind — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:52:20 +0000

czuhc- will you marry me? I have an actual linguini degree and you made me laugh….

By: ouchie!

ouchie! — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:07:17 +0000

lucky 13

By: Unknown

Unknown — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:45:57 +0000

Quote:

“Sidney says:
June 8, 2009 at 11:58 am

IT WAS HIS FIRST HARD PENIS SINCE 1962. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

Lmfao!

By: fandinga

fandinga — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:48:22 +0000

lol she just looks like a spaz

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:41:05 +0000

Just curious, can you name any examples of ebonic words that are etymologically descended from “African tribes” rather than a combination of pidgin and creole?

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:36:21 +0000

*squeeze*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:11:08 +0000

Very well put.

By: No u

No u — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:32:18 +0000

lucky pricks on the bottom

By: ur mom

ur mom — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:21:20 +0000

13 really, well it makes SENSE.

By: jay

jay — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:12:49 +0000

more like audience member win

By: General BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:11:01 +0000

But forbidden here!

*smashes POTUS270 with mallet*
*dumps squished troll into bin*
*dumps contents of bin into incinerator*

By: POTUS270

POTUS270 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:08:10 +0000

learn lolspeak! the language born of the interwebs

By: General BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:37:20 +0000

You would have been more convincing had you got the name of the site you supposedly administrate right.

By: Failed Blog Admin

Failed Blog Admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:30:40 +0000

Don’t see that everyday! It would have been nice to be in the front row though.

By: dez

dez — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:28:47 +0000

please do not compare ebonics to slang. though ebonics is not considered a valid language that is separate from english it was once up for debate. the reason behind this was that the english was not just a slang but a combination of grammar and enunciation from different african tribes amalgamated with english. Further more not all hip-hop is crap only the shit in the mainstream… i have listened to immortal technique, promoe, and aesop rock to name a few and all enjoyed the politics behind them (obviously its not the main music i like but whatever) and know i did not spell promoe wrong you linguistic halfwits

By: kay

kay — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:36:58 +0000

um.. Audience Win, yes?

By: George Antimisiaris

George Antimisiaris — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:18:15 +0000

No…it wasn’t in guatalahara, Ant1 is a GREEK CHANNEL, being taped in a GREEK company building either in Athens or somewhere near there, like Peloponnesos. You’re the one lying.

By: Dash

Dash — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:00:05 +0000

Smart people being portrayed as evil in media has been around for a lot longer than the 80’s. Most old fantasy stories have a stupid warrior as the hero, who triumphs over the evil wizard.

In America, the anti-intellectual trend is also related to a early devotion to “honest hard work”, which was construed to mean keep your head down, don’t think, and keep doing manual labor, blindly assuming that you’ll be appropriately rewarded. And maybe at the time, it actually worked that way.

Smart people are feared by stupid people because the smart people have the ability to manipulate, deceive, and take advantage of the stupid people, and it’s assumed that with ability automatically comes the desire to do so.

The strong influence of religion in the USA, especially Christianity, also is responsible for this rampant anti-intellectualism. Christianity is very hierarchical and authoritarianism, and anti-intellectualism is the main deceptive method (as opposed to the open use of force) that such a structure uses to protect itself and remain in power. A religion that was actually secure in its tenets would have nothing to fear from education, thought, or scientific exploration. However, Christianity was largely a social control structure through the middle ages in Europe, developed to inspire fear and obedience, rather than make sense.

I’d raise modern China as a different form of anti-intellectualism. They’re very conflicted, because they realize the advantage to be gained from education, but still want to squash independent thought. They want scientists, but no philosophers. They want their people to think, but only about certain things and in certain ways.

By: Statharas

Statharas — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:54:44 +0000

(Translation)
3, it’s Katerina!Katerina can you come closer?Op opa opa OPA!(It’s how us,greeks tell you to stop, and look out, or something like that :>)

By: Emperor, Leader of the Resistance.

Emperor, Leader of the Resistance. — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:38:51 +0000

It is like playing punch for punch with a much bigger person. You want them to stop annoying you, so you punch em back once. Then they continue to punch you and irritate you. Well, we want this person escorted away so no further damage can be incurred.

By: BAReFOOt

BAReFOOt — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:08:27 +0000

Well, from her being barefoot when she falls, you can clearly see that she lost a shoe. Which is nothing unusual for those exaggerated high-heels that they make them wear.

On my model contest, they would all have to go barefoot. Also you can detect if they really care for their body, or just put a quick mask on top of everything, by surprising them with the request to remove their shoes. ^^

By: Matthew

Matthew — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:37:06 +0000

Okay DW, I’ll sign it… but, remember what you said:
Look, guys…the evolution of linguistics is a lot more complicated than this, with many cultural significances and influences. It is incredibly facile and reductive to dismiss a mode of speech as “ignorant” or “stupid” without understanding its roots and its fundamental role and importance to specific cultures.

Just because something irritates YOU doesn’t mean it is pointless and unimportant.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:33:30 +0000

Why ban someone for posting what they believe is funny?
Discriminatorying seems to just be playing the game, and all who reply are hitting the ball back into his court.
Let’s all just laugh it off.
Have a great day all!
Matthew

By: Colonel Corn

Colonel Corn — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:19:03 +0000

unlucky 13…

By: fail blogging losers

fail blogging losers — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:00:42 +0000

no deal.

By: ♀nΣ ♥ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ ♥ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:53:55 +0000

*LLOL* (literally, laughed out loud)
*is a smidgie ashamed* However . . .
*finds it impossible to control giggle reflex, which is fast becoming the dreaded GUFFAW* *gives in*
(This too, shall pass.)

By: Trapper

Trapper — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:53:07 +0000

incidently, does anyone know when ’stabbings’ were replaced with ‘knifings’? It is common place in the news, but I am sure it is only a recent phenomenon, no?

By: JasonK

JasonK — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:01:32 +0000

Wrong. The “uneducated” part goes to his lack of grammar and spelling skills. The “gangsta-style” is this annoying attitude he has produced himself.

Now there are writing styles full of errors as well? Ai dint new dat!

Wait, if you agree with that other chipmunk, you’re the one with the problem. Failblog community is one.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:55:43 +0000

That’s when the country was all bright and shiny and new. People were idealists then, bent on change. After a time, though, they fell back into old habits and patterns, as humans are wont to do.

By: Gilbert Denning

Gilbert Denning — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:54:00 +0000

Tool

1. an implement, esp. one held in the hand, as a hammer, saw, or file, for performing or facilitating mechanical operations.

2. Slang/ vulgar, penis (dick) – Someoneelse

By: fluffy lorem ipsum

fluffy lorem ipsum — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:39:48 +0000

But Dragon, the USA was founded by the single most intelligent group of people (in my opinion). I can’t think of another country that was founded this way, with so much thought going into it. Why did that attitude die?

By: ♀nΣ ♥ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ ♥ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:34:35 +0000

*scampers in* *signs ♀nΣ time in what she hopes is a really šWε└∟ style* *squeezes this wonderful friend-amily newly found* and *says thank you from the foops for squeezes and good wishes several fails ago*
♥ Mr. foop is doing well and comes home today! ♥ YAY!! *performs the hoolah foop of joy and grins happily*

By: Nana

Nana — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:24:57 +0000

i think she was so excited when she was finally chosen that couldn’t hold herself back! hahahaha!!! poor Katerina! :p

By: timmis

timmis — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:55:04 +0000

annnndddd……fired!

By: evan

evan — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:50:10 +0000

Bet the guy who caught her felt her up as she fell

By: no name(insert name here)

no name(insert name here) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:27:19 +0000

hahahhaahhahhaahahh

By: Jennyisbusy trying to type quietly

Jennyisbusy trying to type quietly — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:15:21 +0000

I guess somewhat lit her crotch-rocket.

By: Jennyisbusy trying to type quietly

Jennyisbusy trying to type quietly — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:14:21 +0000