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Yay, I won’t have to drunk drive to get snacks now.
But is one sandwich enough to quench 20 beers? (Mornin!)
It’s a really big sandwich.
And very small beers.
(howdy)
*squeeze*
Like this one?
does any one ever get to eat that?
Wow a sandwich you can live in, that would be a sobering thought indeed.- Pass the beers -I need to think on this!
I think it’s a sweet deal. I’m gonna drink the beer anyways, might as well get a sandwich out of it.
flange
Is that really the best you have to offer?
Sounds like a good deal to me!
Sandwich? WHERE? I want one.
Woah.. thats quite big…
Hmmm…you don’t have to -drink- the beers, right?
I think I like this one. I really do.
*squeeze*
good morning!
did he die?
*squeezs fruity boy’s neck*
*pops no name(latoya)’s head right off her shoulders*
thanks for the name contributation!
and im not a her-.-
I don’t really care. My vote is you aren’t even human, so it doesn’t matter either.
Maybe noname is a sandwich house that no one wants to buy.
no… no name is the cheese on the sandwhich
watch out for mice
no squeeze for you
depends on the size of the sandwich
its not the size of the sandwich, its how you use it.
love your avatar, those potato smileys are delicious!
“I was in the pool!”
did he die.?
*grabs nearby mop, decapitates troll, and sweeps him away*
On another note, who honestly thinks that is a good deal, buying 20 beers for a sandwhich? That by itself is a fail for me.
that’s a win– free food to go with the beer, though I guess I might normally stop at 15.
Maybe you can take the other 5 home? Unopened containers, of course.
Good morning, velvet!
i don’t think one sandwich will sober anyone
Unless it’s Gigoexy’s sandwich and it falls on your head.
Consume 20 beers and falafel afterward.
Can always count on you for a humus comment.
I amba flattered and honored by your kind words.
Dough!
(facepalm)
With that sandwich, I’m sure naan of us would ever have to do groceries again!
I pita da fool that drinks 20 beers!
Drink 20 beers and fall flat on your face.
Falling on your face might cause an injera.
Is that white?
Wheat’s that? Falling?
Yes, although hurting myself falling would be the yeast of my worries if I had consumed 20 beers. It would be tough to rise up even if I had no injera.
did he die is a much better meme than this greek food pun nonsense you no good lousy trolls!
Nice one!
id rather have some nuts, or pretzels..
Or Kuchen. German?
muaha! indeed! didn’t figure nuts and pretzels as a trademark!
Mmmmm. Kuchen.
*drools like Homer Simpson*
if u drink and drive ur a drunk!
But thanks to the Jaycees, not a hungry drunk.
After twenty beers I’ll have to drive. I’ll be too drunk to walk…
A FREE SANDWICH?
Yeah, I’ll give you one, stop shouting you drunk.
u the drunk u drunk go back to frence on ur left u drunk
*sigh*
Another stalker… Why do I attract them lately? Maybe I should take a shower, just in case trolls are like flies.
It’s because you’re so damned irresistible!
he tastes of sweeties!
I told my girlfriend she shouldn’t spill Coca Cola all over me!
u sure it was coca cola?
I heard it was her sweet vaginal fluid.
Anyone got an IGNORE button I could use?
This is what works best.
*picks up dirty*
*flings him sunward*
Do you have something that would be excruciatingly painfull and leave more of a mess please?
I have a pair of Venus Fly Traps in my basement. But I don’t think they would like it.
I really wish that dirty was little less obscene.
Whoopsiedaiseys!
*adds the word ‘a’ between was and little*
*hands Arthur a can of hairspray and lighter*
This should scare them off! Happy hunting!
Hey, Ms B. I do hope you finally rid yourself of that headache. You weren’t having such a good Friday, as I recall.
Thanks! I did eventually eradicate it. It was a persistent bugger, hanging around almost all day!
Kind of like the profusion of trolls around here today! Persistent buggers that just won’t go away.
*squeezes Ms B and Judy*
This is so much better than this weekend though. I really don’t even care. This isn’t annoying anymore, it’s a target rich environment.
Hi jimbo!
Trouble is that just encourages them.
Yeah, it certainly can do that. I can’t resist something of a dig sometimes though, even if they don’t realize they’re being insulted.
I sometimes try to carry on friendly conversations with them to distract them from trolling. “Try” is the keyword there.
They’re rather like mosquitoes that way, eh, Brewski?
Nasty little life-suckers!
i think its just the stink that attracts the flies
That’s why he’ taking a shower, duh.
It’s the vaseline, – and let me tell you, nothing ruins the mood worse than finding trolls in your vaseline.
Oh geez AE, I just saw that Tinklenator used my disguise to cuss at you. Wonder why he’d pick me.
Afterwards he took my name to insult me. Don’t search for reason…
what the hell wheres my comment
FB ate it. It does that sometimes.
Especially after having 20 beers.
After twenty beers I think FB will eat anything which doesn’t crawl faster than it does.
On Mondays I think that includes me.
Don’t eat me!
She never said that!
*sneaks up from behind*
*gooses Arthur*
Mornin’, sweetie!
Hi – and bye…
*squeeze*
right above this one.
ooo i see the one i posted 1 sec ago
You are a quick one!
Better than getting a free beer after purchasing 20.
Only vaguely less useless!
I would take the sandwich over beers any day.
*squeeze*
.
And another *squeeze* for good measure!
.
And a *squeeze* for all those who know they should get it. If that makes no sense, you’re not one of them.
*bear hugs velvet*
Finally tracked you down for a hug. You’ve been sneaky this morning.
*squeezes* to fail-friends!
*squeezes* for Jimbo and Judy!
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I’m fighting with a bank reconciliation…and losing.
.
ARGH! Why can’t people post things correctly?!? It’s their job, for cryin out loud! Pay attention to what you’re doing and quit worrying about the office gossip.
.
Whew! That feels better!
Wow Velvet! Here have 20 beers and a sandwhich – that’ll help you feel better.
*squeeze*
I frequently find that people are incapable of doing their jobs. This must be why I have a job; to clean up after them!
Girl! Don’t even get me started…I am here playing janitor for all the idiots who mess the simplest of things. Amazing.
Mop mop mop, all day long. Mop mop mop while I sing this song!
velvet is having a MOANday!! Quick, someone call Rrrrrrrraul the masseuse.
You could send brewski! He’s a stiff masseuse (from a prior fail).
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HAHAHA!
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Ms B, I would gladly hire you for my accounting department. And as long as you’re doing your job correctly, you can failblog all you want.
.
Thanks, Jenny! What kind of sandwich is this?
You rang?
Do velvet then me after that.
I am not paying for it this time. I am a little short on gold and Zimbabwe dollars.
*loans aiki some Kruggerands*
*smears baconlube on hands*
*gives velvet a nice relaxing neck and shoulder massage*
Freshly killed troll, roasted and sliced w/ havarti cheese, and apple slices, all on marble rye.
Yuk Pooey!!
Waiter, could I get the troll sandwich without the troll please?
*Removes troll slices.*
Jennyisbusy (Pork), can i get the troll sandwhich without the troll?
Sure Zach.
*enjoys a good pork*
In the left corner… master of death and destruction, progenitor of evil… Bank Reconciliation!!!
*boos and hisses*
And in the right corner, defender of truth and justice, the current champion… VELVET!!!
*crowd cheers wildly*
Let’s get ready to RRRRUUUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLEEE!!!
(Morning all!)
*holds up & waves sign* GO VELVET! Crunch the bastard!!!!!
*in the Mickey voice*
Come on Velv, you got ‘em right where ya want ‘em! You can do it Velv, I got faith in ya!
*hits the reconciliation with a left uppercut and the reconciliation goes down*
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Yeah! C’mon hater! Bring it!
*Randy the Ram climbs in the ring, climbs onto the ropes, and prepares to crush BR with a body slam*
VEL VET VEL VET VEL VET!!…..
*Hands Velvet a chair, then jumps in the ring and tackles Reconciliation*
*sits on sidelines, munches popcorn*
Golly, but this is exciting!
Just realized nobody rang the bell for this match. Oh, it is only a minor detail.
Watch out, Velvet! Don’t fall for general ledgerdemain.
Oops I read it in Mickey Mouse voice…
I’m troubled that 20 beers doesn’t work out in terms of 6-packs. I’m so autistic.
Move to England. We get 4-packs. As seen on midgets.
Edible midgets?
Drinkable.
Even better.
Three sandwiches with every five midgets. Or something.
Drunk midgets?
ur a drunken midget
What the hell? You can’t even spell your own name right. I’m gonna give you the benefit of a doubt and assume that you’re dyslexic. I’ll even ignore the obvious question. (Why would someone with dyslexia choose to communicate by typing.)
wooooooops lol sorrry the 20 beeers have taken there affect on me
Have a FREE sandwich it will sober you up.
i cant im on a diet
Alcohol consumption isn’t considered a diet.
wut dyslexia?
Exactly.
dyslexia means exactly? welll wtf u makes no a senseyies
No, exactly means your dyslexic. Get it right son. We expect you to reread the post and figure things out for yourself when you prove our points for us.
Dyslexics untie!
Then fall over their shoelaces.
Norm! Long time no see.
ok ok but wut dylexic mean?
“Dyslexia is a learning disability that makes itself manifest primarily as a difficulty with the visual notation of speech or written language, particularly with reading the various man made writing systems. It is separate and distinct from reading difficulties resulting from other causes, such as a non-neurological deficiency with vision or hearing, or from poor or inadequate reading instruction, This suggests that dyslexia results from differences in how the brain processes written and spoken language.“
ummmmmmmmmm i dont know wut u said its all like blah blah blah
Summary for those that have issues:
Dyslexia means you can’t read or write properly due to brain malfunction.
Sorry to anyone that is dyslexic and not acting like a troll.
Hi, Judy. Good to see ya.
I thought that the issue with writing was called dysgraphia… Dyslexia is mostly just reading I think.
i was told not to use text talk, like ur. or are you guys being (censor) to the newbie??? D:<
That one is not the example you want to follow.
Not unless you have a purpose for it. I tried to pull off an exaggerated southern accent farther down. Of course I had to type what I wanted to say phonetically. I was making a joke though, not trying to be an ass.
How about 20 free beers after a sandwhich purchase?
You’ve decapitalised?
You like?
It suits you. Accentuates your eyes.
And doesn’t make your butt look fat.
*pokes Leila*
Good morning!
*squeeeeeeze*
Heeeheee!! *squeeze* ‘morning FSA.
Previously yes. It appears to be much smaller lately.
Now you should better stop to spin or you’ll vomit.
Too late *BAAAAAAAAARF*. Sorry about the shoes. I will go find a mirror and admire my ‘new’ derriere.
Don’t worry, I think the pumps didn’t suit me at all.
Red pumps are hella sexy and they did wonders for your calves though. *howls & whistles*
Moo?
Le Rooooooaaaar!!!
*sticks his head out of the bomb shelter*
*tosses Arthur red stilettos*
Quick, put ‘em on! You’re only hope is to distract her with shoes!
*slowly waves stilettos from left to right*
*throws them*
Oooooooooooooooh…stilettos. I love them!!!
*swoops in with a helicopter*
*lowers rope ladder to Arthur*
Come on Arthur, before she realizes they were a knock-off brand!!
Wait a minute. Why do the stilettos say Panda??? I thought the label said Prada from afar. *retreats in foxhole to plan revenge*
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I will get you all. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow … but it will happen. *looks at butt in mirror one last time* It’s not fat.
*pinches Leila’s butt*
*hides*
*pinches Leila’s butt too*
It was GV! She went that way!
*points in three directions simultaneously*
Oh dear! That’s not your hand Jimbo!
I wish my brain was awake to partake in all these innuendos.
Going for more coffee.
What can I say…… Leila has booty, It can’t be helped.
So patrica looks good in red pumps?
Nope, but they are good for her.
I’ve never seen a cow in red pumps. Oh wait … my building has some rotund women who wear red pumps and…… *shudders*
Lovely- cankles ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Not to mention, the strain on the poor shoes.
Sad.
*Cries for the poor broken shoes*
may their soles go to heaven
LOL
I heard she stole them off a witch.
Sausages, your avatar makes me hungry for McCain™ smiley potatoes.
which witch is which
*Hands Ornate a handy Refresh™ button.* These come in handy here. Judy, beware the potato.
You know that you’ve insinuated that capitalisation DOES make her butt look big right?
*dives into bomb shelter*
It was nice knowing you Arthur.
*closes blast door on bomb shelter*
I was insinuating more than that.
There is more????
Hi Leila! You look ravishing today. I can’t place why. Hmm… I think your left thumb looks thinner! Very sexy.
*eyes left thumb* Hi Brewski … you just made my day!! *smoooooooooooooooooch*
Unlike midgets.
Awww…. *bats eyes*
I was also trying to make a quiet entry in case Brewski (or others) may be hungover.
*catches eyes*
Woah, that was scary.
Sorry about that … may I please have them back. Good thing my keyboard has braille.
*rolls eyes*
…and now I have to wash them.
Ohh! Snake eyes!
*feels her way around room and finds the scaly horny creature*
There you are!!!!!
*POUNCE*
…What are you doing on my godzilla costume?
*Deftly snatches Leila out of the air and squeezes*
You’re so light today!
*pops eyes into sockets*
You’re not GV eh?
I have a less FAT butt. See.
You likey????
(_^_)
Very nice, it suits you. I think. Humans have such oddly shaped bodies.
We are far from perfect GV. For instance, I never understood hair on men’s asses – what purpose does it serve? Also, why do they have nipples?
Any why put the genitals on the outside? Ridiculous!
Temperature regulation.
Exactly. There should be some kind of internal compartment where the boys can nestle in safely. I say we redesign…
Okay … an internal compartment with temp regulation built in.
A fridge?
I don’t think the boys liked that insinuation. If they don’t like it, I don’t like it. We stick together, the boys and I. If you mess with one, you mess with all of us…..
Well….if you’re only boys I reckon it’ll be alright!
All nipples were created to suck on when they become mature. The sandwhich ratio is much better too:
1 sandwhich for every 2 nipples.
No respect! I get no respect!
It’s OK Jimbo, noBODY is going to refrigerate balls.
I think you should give refrigeration a chance.
Aw, you missed the Rodney Dangerfield reference. You’ll have to redeem yourself today Jenny.
I am slow today.
I couldn’t think of his name … it was at the tip of my tongue and … well, I tried. *goes to her usual corner*
I would have also accepted, “that guy from caddyshack,” as an answer.
Don’t know what caddyshack is…
*sets explosive charges on 18th hole*
*flips switch*
KAAABBBOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!
*wanders away muttering*
damn gophers…
*ahem!*
And just why did you think I might by hung over? Am I getting a bad reputation just from one bout with Dragon Grog? And the name “Brewski”? And the fact that I usually pound beer/mimosas/gin and tonics/mojitos every day on failblog?
Hmmm?
How unfair!
hehe!! *squeeze* No. Has absolutely nothing to do with that. Just being cautious Brewski.
Careful, don’t squeeze too hard!
*squeeze*
Aww, dang it! I’m so out of phase with the trends
It’s ok. I may be just going thru a fad.
*goes out on a whim*
Psssst! [whispers]Clicky…[/whispers]
hehe *squeeze*
Well you’re crazed if you don’t try to carry on the puns! Sheesh woman!
I fell asleep in pun run class. I plan to take one this summer.
I am just hopeless…
If you come play in my space, I’ll teach you.
0.0
Whatchoo looking at Moomin?
Pbbbt!
*rides away from scary lady on pinata*
*tries to whack pinata with a stick*
*misses*
*swings out, spins and falls down*
*prods jam with stick to see if sweeties fall out*
You fell out with me?
We should stick together?
It never twigged. You know I have no glue.
When you two cause side-splitting laughter, we all get a treat.
We give it our best bash to make people laugh
I, for one, enjoyed your comedy club.
*squeezes jam and Moomin to release more treats*
Something squeezed out but it doesn’t look like treats.
I for one usually stay away from these runs. It’s rarely a smash when I try this schtick
my bold attempt has failed……
Cane you please not break the pun-runs?
*doesn’t bat an eyelid at the pun breaker*
*squeezes Admiral*
*releases fizzy cola bottles*
I think we should have an old fashioned grudge maché to settle this!
So, Jam, what exactly is “Geordie stealth badger mode”?
*headdesk*
You mean…I am not alone? *puts pillow on jam’s desk* Don’t get a headache sweetie. We’re not worth it.
*headpillow*
*snores*
*dribbles*
*leg spasms*
Is there a doctor in the house? Perhaps a pun-run expert even?
There’s a doc and an expert in silliness in the house for sure!
no need for the rage I modestly and humbly appologize.
Rage? HAHAHA! Not me sir.
Geordie – One who is from Newcastle
Stealth – Quiet, covert, sneaky
Badger – Ummm…. badger?
A La Mode – with icecream
Nomnomnom.
I prefer my desserts haut…
@Jam:I see. Like switching the .50 and silk undies look for a trench coat and a silenced 38? Is that the latest thing?
Prezactly! I was on a stakeout but the stake was blunt.
I prefer takeout or steakout. It’s nothing to be prada but it’s just the way I am…
:-O
:^)
After twenty beers odds are that sandwich is coming back up.
Reusable sandwich!
…idea copyrighted by the Conservatives.
If you’re on your game it’s reusable beer too. It can’t be any worse than Keystone Light.
I have no idea what kind of creature this Keystone Light is, I have never heard of such a thing!
Boy, you ain’t from ’round here er ya? Ya’ll gonna tell me ya ain’t neva heard a Pabst Blue Ribbon next?
Erm- that is affirmative- no clue what that is.
Oh Lord ‘av mercy! The Good General Robert E. Lee is rollin’ in ‘is graaaave! Get your ass north Yankee! (I’m really a yankee too, Ohio, but this is funnier in an Alabama accent)
Aha- this explains why I would have no knowledge of such things- being English!
Ok, now that I’ve thoroughly killed that joke. Cheap American beer brands. All nasty stuff, but cheap as dirt. What is the English slang equivalent of “redneck?”
An American!
Sorry too easy! It varies from country to country. In Ireland they’re travelers.
america is dumb as all americans are
NO
Okay…DO NOT get me started noname.
YEAH, dont be so ignorant. (you forgot fat)
stupid americans get a life!(and a job)
I’m proud to be American.
Ornate Klint if you truly are an American, I salute you!!
-Proud American
What if I were an anagram?? dumdumdummmmmmm!
if ornate klint was an ana gram it could be the following.
A Tinkle Torn
Loan Knitter
Leak Inn Tort
Talent Irk On
Talk Ten Iron
So close. Would you like a clue?
….Tinklenator?
anagram for pee in your pants,
Nappies Tourney
Operates In Puny
Repeat Noisy Pun
Inane Popes Yurt
Inane Pope Rusty
ok give us a clue
Tar Tinkle On?
Art Neon Kilt?
Tan Trek Lion?
anagram for tofu sadow:
Fads How Out
Wad Of Shout
Wads Foot Uh
At this moment in time I would say- chavs.
A wonderful breed, who believe breeding and claiming benefits is a job.
Ahem…we have none of these in America. Ahem!!! COUGH!! COUGH!! Excuse me.
Your cough betrays you!
Stupid cough!!!!
I’m not sure that we have a specific name for the welfare class here. What we call them depends on where they live.
*hands Leila a lozenge*
*takes lozenge* Thank you Ms B.
As I was saying…in America everyone is gainfully emplo…*drops to the ground convulsing*
They call very uncouth country folk “travelers.” Huh, I wonder what the origin of that is.
I traveled last week therefore I am uncouth.
it used to refer to the caravans, and lack of permenant abode I believe- but I could be wrong.
That would mean anyone that ever leaves their house is uncouth!
Viva la agoraphobics.
Oh, pikeys! I don’t know if they released Snatch in Europe, but that is simply an awesome movie, about gypsies.
It was made here! By Guy (cat fighting with Madonna) Ritchie! – sums up where I live really- I came out of work to find a horse in the car park the other day!
I keep getting trapped by horsies on the way home. There’s a plague of them.
Because Europe is like a third world, the fact the movie was based in England and writen/directed by Guy Ritchie should give a clue as to whether it was released in Europe.
Just because an American movie has is supposed to take place somewhere, doesn’t mean it was filmed there. The presence of actors from that country isn’t even a definite indicator of where it was filmed. Movie studios follow their own rules.
kudos Jimmy- so true- Iron Man was all filmed in the US despite it being supposedly in ‘Ghan.
*jimbo
sorry you speak/type like someone Iknow in real life called Jim- and I wind him up by calling him Jimmy
*headdesk*
I have been known as Jimmy for most of my life. Also Jim, Jimbo, James, and Jimmerson.(alcohol was involved in the last one)
Phew- no offence meant!
None taken
OI! Oi’m as couth as anybuh-eh yuu lo’ be-uh be bluh-ee caeful aw’roit!
He hides out in caves with his friends Burgie and Schaeffers. Be very careful when encountering him or his friends or they will give you such a headache in the morning.
I don’t like warm beer…
Reminds me of a guy i saw once. Whilst choking a beer, and about half way through, he started barfing up into the bottle, filling it up again. Never did he hesitate, nor lower the bottle. He just choked that shit like some sort of crazy person
Now, that’s beer ‘game’ for ya!
Ow! I ripped my label while trying to read your name.
I didn’t break my face when trying to say your name.
Are the toes OK?
byyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee peoples
retarded police man ?.referring to byyyeeeeeeeee from no name.
I thought she was falling down in her asshoes.
This offer would me make drink even more beer. Because I want 3 sandwiches for breakfast.
It’s probably those tiny beers; bier d’or or something.
For tiny people.
Or for airlines.
Or for people who want to act like they are drunk and tell others they drunk 20 beer!
That’s what I tell people…
Eating is cheating. No sandwich for me.
And no soup for you either. Come back one year.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
beer soup plz
Well thats just souper. :/
Dont make me starter!
O.k. I’m off skating! See you my friends, no Tinkles not you.
Bye!
did he die?
no
Be good Hairy.
*gives Hairy a very furry bear hug*
aaaahhhh, *enfolds*
Goodbye,
Morning!
dumb ninjas thinking they can walk on water
I've never tried to walk across water. I have sneaked across water a few times though...And, you can rise above those that are all wet.
psssssh fail ninja!
Luvin ur wrk nonamez!
What a wonderful example of extremely low standards!
They never fail to amaze, eh Avis?
To amaze, no. In the rest of their lives, I’m guessing failure is an everyday sort of thing.
Avis, there are only so many brain cells to go around in Creation, and some just have to settle for less.
*SNORK!*
iz it dat u iz discriminatory gainst me n otherz like me cuz ada way we iz spekin, u iz wrong 2 be like dat innit.
Um… no. No I’m not. ICHC is down the hall and to the left. G’Bye now!
Wow Avis! You know what that says?
Uiz anuva h8r innit.
It says:
I s*it that you is discriminatory against me and others like me cousin Ada. Why we is pickin’? You is wrong to be like that Inuit.
You are th’igloo that holds the logic together.
Thanks
chuckczuhc.Can’t believe you are giving Discriminatorying the cold shoulder.
.
Pssst. Czuhc cheated, he has the Speak N’ Spell Gangsta Edition.
Icy what you mean. Maybe I should be less frosty to people.
There, there, don’t cry. Here, blow your snows.
Sloppy job by God…
Hey u iz named afta da dude in da stephen king bookz innit. Listens up bruv tho, ther aint no godz innit. wakez up an smellz da real shizzel.Bo!
Success is not an option?
Well, with some folks it’s certainly not a LIKELYHOOD!
(I can’t get the italics trick to work.)
Did you say “please” while typing ?
Whoops! Maybe like this “<".
Yes. Okay: Did you say “please” while typing “”?
Damn you, brackets!
*shakes fist*
I give up.
My computer is capricious. Somedays it allows me to do new things. Somedays it won’t.
testing
There is a less than to be learned here, but you two more than make up for it in other ways.
*whistles*
So what, like ?
Please understand if this didn’t work.
Ok, that clearly didn’t work, it took the word away ENTIRELY!
I wouldn’t have expected that!
Damn comment munchers!
GAH!
strike
italic
boldNice work!
*squeeze*
It took enormous mental effort though. It’s as if reading the word green.
“Green” should have shown up in blue.
Green?
For about half an hour more, yes.
Damn time zones.*bear hugs Ninja*
Good morning anyways. I said that like I had been up all morning or something. Ha, that never happens.
‘morning Ninja! Good to see you again. *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Heya Ninja!
*suffers squeeze fail and is baffled by your stealth*
*sneaks by*
*feels breeze*
I . am .way . too slow . today. *sigh*
*hands Jenny a cup of coffee and a wash rag*
Drink this and get rid of that troll-infested vasoline. You’ll perk right up.
OK you can’t be Jimmy and superman. Sorry, you just can’t, my mind can’t handle it.
*Chugs coffee, can’t remember what else I was going to do*
Hey, just trying to make things interesting. Is this better?
Yes, I also like:
the redblueblur
clarky
smallville
Jimbo
Woody
*cruises by overhead*
*looks down*
*waves*
ninjas are losers
What is the matter with you? Can we call a therapist on your behalf?
kay
Okay.
but i does alredy got 1
Somehow, I doubt that claim.noname is merely bad code written by an idjut.
Pay it no nevermind
But I
doesalreadygothave1one.GV … let it go my friend.
I’m helping it learn!
It won’t.
Nope.
You are asking the impossible.
hey ninja did he die?
Nope. You might however if you keep this up.
Leila, previous experiences with trolls and their likes have shown that the best option is just to ignore them.
If however their behaviour becomes unacceptable, we simply have them banned.
If you are looking for me I will be in my corner all day. I have broken yet another pun-run.
*sigh* Don’t tell jam or Moomin or Admiral or anyone know where I am.
*looks in LEILA’s general direction, but avoids eye contact*
Wha??
*squeeze* Before you run off.
BARELY caught me – *SQUEEZE* back!
I killed it, and spit on it’s grave. I’ll probably have to join you pretty soon…..
Ever lived in an igloo before?
No, but I believe I may have created an opportunity somewhere up there. –^
You? Have you seen what I’ve done? I can’t even comment on the below. It sounds like a pun-run … I would ruin it. *watches jam and admiral and leaves thread alone*
*squeeze*
You can pun-run but you can’t hide.
Oh crap! *starts packing*
Trying to leave will be of no a-veil.
Especially when the rest of the guise show up.
Mwahahaha!
Beyond a shadow of a doubt, we will find you.
(That was masterful, my sneaky friend.)
I’m going out off site now but I’mask you to keep watch so she can’t escape.
(Thank you kind sir.
*squeezes all and slinks away*)
I am back!.
Bye everybody!
Later GV, stay out of trouble
*bear hugs GV*
I am not sure hugging a dragon is a good idea.
*waves bye*
It is a good idea, as long as he doesn’t sneeze. (Tosses open bag of pepper at jimbo and runs to a bomb shelter)
buba® thinks they’ve made a typo: must be 20 bears instead of 20 beers, because beer has alcohol butt bear hasn’t.
buba® like bears.
Jenny is concerned that being exposed to your 3rth person ways is still contagious.
*Laughs at ‘butt bear’ *
All the popular butt bears have alcohol
*laughs at unpopular butt bears*
how do i upload a fail? i dont know how
I believe you just did.
Me = Surprised
No one has yet picked up that the sandvich is only available in Liberty City…
I thought it was something to do with GTA…
ME TOO!!!
Intentional irony win, perhaps?
Citizens Against Drunk Driving…
CADD…
… I say, chaps, we’ve got ourselves some subliminal British communication!
IDIOTIC. DRINKING BEER DOESN’T MEAN YOU SUPPORT DRUNK DRIVING.
ONCE AGAIN FAILBLOG FAILS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 quick guestions:
1. How do you get home after the 20 beers, seeing as you are at a restaurant (I think).
and…
2. Why caps lock?
3. What’s a “guestion”?
Sorry, this is a setup, algonquin is the name of part of a town in the game in “Grand Theft Auto 4″
I was going to say… this has to be a GTA IV reference. Perhaps it’s part of the scenery in the nightclubs that’ll be featured in “The Ballad of Gay Tony”?
Nah man, I live near Algonquin Illinois. I think that’s from my retarded neighboring town, LAWLZ
you idiots. algonquins [were] native americans. it doesn’t matter the # of drinks, or the % alcohol, or even if a sandwich is envolved, they [could] manage it anyway. even if they couldn’t….maybe death to a people.
Just to let you know…this was featured on Denver’s local 7 AM news this morning – no credit given to the website, but they cropped/blurred out the failblog watermark.
Thats a fail in journalistic referencing.
Umm…Can’t they get in trouble for that?
No. Failblog steal everything from other places anyway. Who knows if they even FOUND it on failblog.
Well, to their credit, whiskey doesn’t sit well with sandwiches.
Dude, its the perfect add! They are trying to get all the drunks there so they can set them straight!
Algonquin? Wait, where did I hear that before? It sounds like a planet in star wars or something. Or is it an island in GTA 4?
I kind of feel like this is a win…