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No L, no L.
Lassoo spelling fail? You throw them at cow heads to subdue them?
‘Hoe’ instead of ‘hole’. I tried to make it sound Christmas-y.
HA
This product is obviously intended for a niche market.
and who is this Japan btw?^^
did he die?
I heard he died, is this true?
I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts….
are they dead?
is he died?
lol
DID THEY DiE?!?!?
Yeah, I dyed him pink. Resale value is going do-o-o-o-o-own!
there they are standing in a row
bum bum bum big ones small ones
some as big as your head
isn’t anyone else sick of this guy??
Will he blend?
That is the question. – insert quirky music here -
Why do you keep asking if someone died?
who die?
I think we’re reading it wrong; perhaps it’s supposed to be A’s Shoe?
I think you may be right!
the arsonist had oldly shaped asshoes
first
YOU ARE SO COOL, i want to be you. Teach me.
>No L, no L.
is it christmas already?
I disagree. They left out the third S. It should read: AssShoe.
bless you!
*offers a tissue*
Clearly a Spelling Fail
Branding Fail.
That doesn’t beside Japan at all. Fail.
I accidenty my sentence.
Did you jump from ja pan into the fire?
Buy an acion verb.
Buy a “t”.
win
Asshoe? I don’t think it would fit mine.
Gesundheit!
Shoebedoebedoe.
Your back forty isn’t big enough?
*jaw hangs slack* Whoa!
Depends on the velocity and force, I’d say.
Sounds like we have an expert…
They took a picture of the wrong shoes, the sparkly look nicer. Photographer fail.
Agreed. This design looks like a curly-haired blond with extreme sunglasses sticking her tongue out.
Maxine, FTW!
“I’m going south for the winter.. actually… some parts of me… are headed there already!” – that Maxine? (click)
Yes… and I didn’t have to click to know. Haha! *squeeze*
Guess they were not to her taste.
Kevin Kline would like those.
I give up. Why would he?
A Fish Called Wanda?
I think it’s Elton John as a baby, hence the dummy (pacifier).
I think you should give in now.
wwwwhhhhhhhhhiiiiiIIIIIIiZZZZZZZZZ……*THHHHUUUDD!*
zzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzz…….zzz….zzzZZZzzz….. … .. . .
*turns around*
Does my ass look fat in these shoes?
No ‘ho’s ass ever looks phat in these shoes!
*squeeze* But we luv ya anyway, sweets! Hee!
That’s so nice of you. *Squeeze* Oops! …Er…does my ass look shat in these shoes?
You shat in your shoes? You ass!
Photoshop Phail. Comic Sans??? Really? FONT FAIL.
Actually, there is a maker of women’s clothing called Japan and they do use “Comic Sans” style fonts!
Pssssssssst. GV.
(clicky)
Oh noes! You lost your ability to English!
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I don’t actually have a myspace account, I am on Face however.
Mr T won’t be happy about that. He pities the fool that takes on Face.
Come and play GV. We’ll offer you potatoes.
Hmm….tempting, I do like potatoes….maybe I’ll join after work, I’m a little wary of doing stuff like that in work.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
^^*jam AND gaynor*
Woohoo!
*squeezes all round*
*squeeze*
(GV – don’t feed them^!)
“Them” who? Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
I like ass hoes. They’re the best kind.
messy
Yes, you must have the right tools for digging out your potatoes.
I prefer the right hand to dig out my salty potatoes.
this actually looks more like something that’s made in china. rofl.
if thats true, thats a country fail!
Your avatar looks more like a Pacman game.
And your looks like a bald gay.
That’s Sergeant Bald Gay to you , missy!
*hands ’s’*
Bald yes, gay no.
Don’t lie Arthur; I’ve seen him in a colour photo! Those red and yellow pants are lovely and gay, they are so bright and cheery!
I challenge you to travel back in time and say that to his face…
I will, back then it only had one meaning and it wasn’t insulting!
What was the meaning?
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
4. Given to social pleasures.
5. Dissolute; licentious.
Thanks! There’s something new to learn every day.
Me too! I didn’t know about the last two!
(The only reason I really know about 2. and 3. is because I have “gay” in my name, so needed some defense against childish jokes!)
As I said before: Cary Grant in “Bringing up Baby”:
(clicky)
Easy Tiger.
Cary Grant was a cad, he spied on his own wife.
denial yes, girlfriend no.
Sorry to hear that. How long have you been without a girlfriend?
Since his high school yearbook photo at least.
Uh, I’m gonna guess that now I have to pull the horses, ‘cos that hoe ain’t goin’ up my ass!
Ahahah – Ass Hoe!
*ROFL*
I can see it for my eyes, one skanky hoe to the other; “Oh my god, Asshoe shoes!! I’ve gotta have a pair of those.”
Keep them ROFLs coming!
“Oooh! They would go great with my delickcious lip gloss…”
Butt then, it could stand alone…
Aaaaaggghhh!!! Wake up, peeps! I have waited all troll-weekend-long for Fail-Monday to arrive! Talk to me, please,!
… Wilson?
Morning! *squeeeze*
Hello! *squeezes*
Aaah! Oh yes! “How sweet it is!”
*Squeezies*
♪ We could talk about Martha
We could talk about landscapes
I’m not above gossip
But I’ll sit on a secret where honor is at stake! ♪
Haha! I know. I am asleep by the first Sat/Sun Fail, and never come back until late evening, failblog-time. So I hardly show on the weekends, but I read them none-the-less.
*squeezes gaynor*
*squeeze*
And respect! You read(past tense) all those comments?! That’s impressive! I only skip-read(present tense) comments on the weekend, there are just too many! 8o
Far more than 80…
Whoops! That was supposed to be
!
I may not show, but I am always there!
Muahahahaha!!!
Must remember that and try to hijack a thread over the weekend sometime…
YOU MORAN DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO!!!! GET A LIFE LOOSERZ!!!!11!
Moran’s the name of a semi-mob family near where I live..
Don Dylan?
No; the Moran family.
Not very wise guys then?
I hear the Moran and the Ritardo families get along very well.
*vacuums up stale week-end rubbish*
Ooops! 
Sorry, Arthur, I mistook you there for a moment for a *whispers*troll…
We okay, right?
Always!
*squeeze*
Sheeyat! They some bitchin’ Asshoes!
That lady must have really short legs.
Funny coincidence – I just bought a pair of the shoes on the top right of the picture.
You did? Wow, I wanted a pair but they didn’t have my size.
Cut off your toes.
In Denmark on the wedding night, the groom cuts off the toes of his socks so as not to slip on the sheet when doing his duty.
They should wear those socks with a rubber sole. Looks ridiculous as well, but isn’t as cold on the toes.
I thought it was so they wouldn’t ’sheet’ on their ’slips’ – Ahaa… worked better in my head.
(a ’slips’ is a tie)
Ronald Reagan in Spitting Image!
(without moderation now)
*onald R*agan in Sp*tting *mage!
FB doesn’t like im*ge or im*gine.
Imagine that!
You can’t blame me for this, the internets was already broken. Good job I have another 156,000 left from our fail bus mystery tour.
You are not out of the suspect pool yet, missy! Don’t leave town until furthur advised!
Please don’t make me wear the exploding neck collar. I promise not to move outside a 1 mile radius.
*nods head*
Alas, you are a comely lass; I shall let you pass.
Well, thank you kind kitty. Did I mention I’m 65% gay too? *winknudge*
That Blowinski’s my mind!
Hmmm… that^ comment was supposed to go under czuhc’s R*agan comment^. Oh well, it must have been too much for the filter! Ha!
Gob Bah Chef
Mouth Sheep Tongue
Huh? Gorbachev and Mao Tse Tung did what?
HAHA
Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N…- how does it go again?
Lemme try this… Ronald Reagan.
Nooo! Nesting destabilisation!
I wonder if I can say Dark Mage.
i pwns you with arcane missiles!! Yes, finally!! Now you have to spirit rez!!
gaynor says it was you who broked-ed-ed the repwy button! What have you to say to account for yourself?!
*takes notes for General BF to inspect later on*
You can’t blame Czuhc! It’s this new moderation system and its damned political correctness sensitivity!
*notates gaynor’s defense of czuch; czuhc’s silence*
Ahhh, hmmm…
without moderation now)
*ona*d R*agan in S*itting *mage!
Schitting?
Slitting.
(am probably awaiting moderation now)
*oops*
Just ignore me!
*takes of red shirt*
*puts Cloak Invisible over head*
I’d say they look fantastic on you! Did you also but a red rhinestone suit and walk away from an explosion without looking at it?
I’m only wearing tutus. Pink, mostly.
And I thought they called you twinkle toes for your skills on the pitch. The truth is out!
(morning!)
Clicky!
Or maybe here. . .?
Hahahahahahaha.
Gah! TROLLTROLLTROLL!
*chases GV with pitchforks and burning torches*
Ah! Not again! I’m not a troll, I’m a dragon!
*Runs away so as not to cause harm and/or death to fragile humans*
That was lucky, I set fire to my pitchfork by mistake.
Phew!
I hate it when that happens! The whole angry mob is looking at you and laughs. Embarrassing!
Ballett is very helpful on the pitch! I’m known for my pas de deux before scoring a goal.
(Morning! Are you feeling good?)
*steals t off Arthur*
*goes looking for a party to add it to*
Thanks! (German spelling…) Now where’s the pary you’ve been talking about?
*sighs*
*Inserts t in pary*
I wanted a t party, but I guess this will do.
And what’s wrong with a Long Island Iced Tea party? Hmmm? Sounds like a good way to start the week to me!
I only had one t! I couldn’t afford long island iced! I stole the t and mended a broken party with it!
Ah! The pressure’s too much!
Or here . . ?
I thought the goal celebrations were over the top though. But your ‘dying swan’ when you missed a penalty brought tears to my eyes.
(Am alright thankyou. I trust you are well too?)
I seem to be getting in the way here..
Here. . ?
here.!
Thankyou! I learned that from the best – Italian strikers in the penalty area when a defender is relatively close.
(Yes, thanks. Busy week ahead…)
*appears out of nowhere, dressed in red*
It’s not quite the same, is it?
*does the Sailor’s Hornpipe*
*scores a goal*
…
Sailor’s Hornpipe?? wth is that?
I wonder if they will be signed by goatse?
Blog bork alert!
Why, I’m gonna stick my boot so far up your Asshoe…
Gesundheit!!
Ima means “mother in Hebrew.
(Just trying to figure out this filter.)
i mag is blocked, maybe they’re afraid of us advocating the islamic magazine and planning acts of terrorism or something?
Okay, either looney or gaynor broked-ed-ed the repwy button, or…or…
*head emplodes*
…or I am i m a g i n i n g things!
*Implodes!^
Aaagghh!!! Oh nooo…there it goes again!!
Oh! well, then…
*marches down VV to confront czuhc*
Actually I believe it was Czuhc.. vv
WTF? It’s under moderation?
Is FailBlog about to implode again?
How to put on: put feet in the asshole
I touch myself
I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
‘Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no…
test
icles
are without a doubt
hairy and roundish
and might be dead
on a dumb
Oh wow, cool shoes. Meh do want. Where can meh getz?
Russ
http://www.anonymity.2ya.com
Hah. That makes sense. In romanized Japanese, the name of the shoe would be asshou, but because in English oe dipthongs sometimes sound similar they use thuse because they think its cool. which would make the word asshou, あっしょう 圧勝 complete victory? or some name with the same pronunciation?
The ss is adouble consinant, sh making the “sho” sound. loljapan.
wait, are you trying to say the actual name of this kind of shoe is “A shoe” and that is supposed to be clever?
No, he’s saying that “asshoe” actually means “complete victory” in Japanese, which it does:
http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/cgi-bin/wwwjdic.cgi?1MDJasshou
Pronounce it “ah-show”, but draw out the “sh” and “o” sounds: “ah-ssssshooooowwwww”.
COMPLETE VICTORY FTW!
No. The actual name of the shoe might be the word asshou. WHich is mostly likely just a name, not really meaning anything. It could mean 圧勝 but that would be a silly name for a shoe.
It is not named “a shoe”, its just a failed romanization of Japanese syllabary.
Regardless, its quite far from clever.
only in japan…
Hey babe I know you’ve been waiting for these !
Vaginal Farts-o-Rama
That’s not even good instructions for where to wear them.
IT’S A COMPANY NAME. SO WHAT?
ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A Shoe + Asshole)/2 = Asshoe
Therefore obviously, it is a shoe for assholes with two feet.
The forgot the letter L. Hohohoho..
Finally, a clever way to put your foot up someone’s ass!
gesundheit
awful shoes…
This fail reminds me of Christmas…
No L.
This comment reminds me of Christmas… no L.
I meant fail, and I didn’t see that my comment already posted, so ignore this and please don’t make fun of me
there’s a shop with shoes called R-Soles….. that one gets a LOT of jokes
DAMN JAPANESE!!!
Dammit!
*snorkcoughnudgecoughwink* OKAY!
I meant *snorkcoughwinkcoughnudge!* Which way was it?
*bites tongue*
You can’t feed me lines like that. How am I ever to be rehabilitated?
*cries*
Become a baptist minister?
*pats back, pats lower back, pats…umm…*
It’ll be okay, I promise.
*leads jam off to a place with nice blacklights glowing not-so-bright*