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Well, that’s why you need the plumber.
To clean all your schitt out.
What if there’s a snake in my toilet? Then who do I call?
Ghostbusters.
…or Samuel L. Jackson.
But not Indiana Jones.
Jeff Corwin, definitely call Jeff Corwin.
…The MythBusters
call schitt happ’ns plumming co.
It’s probably just me, but I would call a plumber, instead of a plummer.
Maybe it’s Christopher Plummer.
Maybe the “b” is stuck in the drain.
>Maybe the “b” is stuck in the drain.
that’s why bees are dying out!!
did he die ?
The “d” is stuck backwards in the drain.
*cough cough 1/3 of the way down the page cough cough*
(link)
how about a pumeler
Chuck Norris
Or you can call that guy in the Unique Gifts ad
no definetly chuck norris
Or Chuck Norris.
or Voldemort.
voldemort’s gay. definately Chuck Norris. Then again, your face wouuld kil the snake!
SAMUEL L FREAKING JACKSON BEE-YOTCH
hahahahaha…….you are just kidding
If it’s a plumber’s snake, call the plumber back.
*Sings*I’m a plumber jack and I’m okay…
Nope, just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
well said my friend, i mean when shit happens i dont go to call my hair dresser.
I kicked my sister out of whole entire site, so hopefully, there will be no more confusion.
… But will there be penguins or giraffes?
Depends if you’d like a residential or commercial job?
That does clear a lot of things.
I liked the penguin
the plumber?
did he die?
I saw that van!!! the phone number is 209-649-2268
i called there it was not a working number
our number is # 209-852-0106
Schitt Happ’ns Plumbing Co. Yup It Does, So Call Rami Sulaiman
Our Local Master Plummer. 209-649-2268
What happen?
Schitt happened of course!
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Main screen turn on.
We get signal.
We send people to investigate the set up us bomb
You have no chance to survive make your time.
NOOO goodbye failblog, goodbye automatic bomb disarmer, goodbye people *sniff*
Well, if that’s the case…
> reboot universe
In this country, it happens after the plumber’s finished!
I heard in Australia the water swirls the opposite way when the toilet flushes, but I don’t believe it.
MYTH BUSTED!
(someone will have to tell me how to make dems words bold)
I’m in New zealand and it swirls anywhich way the toilet is made to make it swirl…
I know – it’s actually people trying to extend the Coriolis effect of the earth’s rotation to something as small as a toilet.
.
Bold is [b] your bold text [/b], but with carats (shift comma, shift period) instead of the square brackets.
Thank you muchly.
You keep those caps under control if you use bold text. Using them both, just willy-nilly, will destroy the internet in New Zealand.
LIKE THIS?!
Aaaaaagh!
Oh false alarm, you’re not in NZ!
BF has a body-double-explosion-safety-valve for times when he feels the need to unleash the fury. One of his doubles is now a red stain. I don’t believe you have established similar safety measures. Don’t push your luck.
[B] Time to destroy the internet![/B]
Back on topic, I wonder why that name hasn’t been thought of before. Oh well, schitt happens.
Head-desk! Head-desk! Got to use the refresh button and actually learn the commands.
*hands Zach a large, red, refresh button*
This should take care of that. Happy posting!
I have three of those around my house somewhere, along with a couple of rubber chickens I have misplaced. Hopefully this one doesn’t disappear into thin air as well.
Strap it to your forehead. You won’t be going out in public anymore anyways, FB has you, and you cannot get away.
Testing my new avatar…
Ugh, i don’t want my name to be that, I want it to be my name. The avatar doesn’t even work!
You can type your name as Zach, and the avatar (which I see) will still be there as long as the email stays the same.
You’ll see the avatar soon enough, sooner if you clear your cache.
go to gravatar.com and set one up. It’ll be tagged to the email address you have to put down when you comment. Your name can be whatever you want.
LIKE DIS?!?!?!? or like this
DID HE DIE!?
[b][i][u]YES!!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]
Onoz, tag fail!
*headdesk*
Hiya. I’m going to disagree with Wikipedia here. If you just yank the plug from a full sink or bath in any old which way, it will spin clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, and anti-clockwise in the Northern. Yes, I am cooky enough to have tried it in both hemispheres, and I believe my eyes before I believe Wiki’.
If you spin the water with a finger or hand, sure, you can get the whirlpool to go in the opposite direction (or if it’s influenced by the injection direction of a flushing toilet, say). Unlike what Wiki’ says, you don’t need a carefully controlled environment to see the effect – any old sink with a reasonable amount of water will do.
*coughtoiletgeekcough*
*sobs* Hey. I only noticed ’cause of the way the rubber…ducky…went… oh.
*snorkity!*
The water in our toilets doesn’t swirl at all. Shocking, I know.
But when you pull the plug out of the sink or toilet it does swirl in the opposite direction down here.
In Soviet Russia, the plumber schitt’s on you.
How does that happ’n?
Area code is 209, if you want to call.
How bad is it that I went and looked up the company, too. Shame that the owner’s name isn’t Mr. Schitt, though. Looks like the master plumber’s name is Rami Sulaiman
Sulaiman Happ’ns
Plumbing clogged? Let me Rami this in.
Thanks for taking the plunge(r)
oh man that’s funny
everyone poops
Clickie.
after tea time I will enjoy my new copy of everybody poos
I prefer the You’re a naughty, naughty boy, and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.
Can I get the naughty boy book at Barnes and Noble?
Family guy ref FTW!
shit happens all the time
Have you been taking too many laxatives?
Failblog is so cathartic on a Sunday afternoon!
I dunno…it seems more like purge-atory to me.
That’s funny because graph jam seems quite jewish today
More like the bowels of the underworld.
Is it time for feces jokes?
Today is a good day for potty humor.
Oh, this Fail needs wiping alright!
Fold or Crumple?
Depends – is it two-ply?
Paper over the back, or the front of the holder?
My observation on this: most people either care that it is over the front or have no preference whatsoever.
You missed the poll I was conducting, Admiral. People either fold or crumple, and the population is divided equally between the two.
Isn’t folding further divided into back-and-forth folding or rolling-in-one-direction folding?
I guess you can get that detailed if you want… DrB does the folding then going over the hand technique, which is a further variation of the folding.
Nice to meet you!
*Offers left hand – wonders who will get the joke*
Ah, so you’re not folding OR crumpling.
On which fail was this poll conducted?
’twas on myspace…
Ah. This explains much.
Oh and Jenny, some cultures ALWAYS use the left hand to wipe, so as not to contaminate the right hand.
Hey Jenny…I spent 3 months in India and Nepal backpacking once
*offers right hand!*
I am a crumpler with a plan. The hand thing is not for me. Now the 3 seashells-that sounds like something I might try.
*Puts on rubber glove and shakes DrB’s hand*
*Hands MRN page #67 from her JCP catalogue.*
Just don’t turn it over.
*full-body SQUEEZES! Jenny cause he has to go*
I hope that big glove.
*was a* Yes, it’s that much of a hurry O.o
did he die?
*gunshots* troll down
It can get a bit runny.
Oh, don’t go there. I’ll die(arrhea) if we have a poo pun run.
Well, crap.
*tosses next pun over shoulder and walks away*
I see you’ve been dealing with the dregs of Failblog today.
It’s been like dealing with a septic infection.
Laughter is the best medicine. Unfortunately, we have too much schitt and not enough giggles.
Well, we’ll just turn that around.
*makes shiitake mushroom omelet*
And, since I’m in a quoting mood…
“Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.”
~ W.H. Auden
Nice, Dragon.
When I’m in a gray, down mood, you know how to bring my sunny side up.
“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
~ Victor Borge quotes
quotesI find your humo(u)r quite dry
a little prune juice will help with that dryness
I suppose a date’s out of the question??
Fig-ures.
(Hi! *squeeze*)
Still…it’s grape weather for a stroll.
(Evening there! *squeeze*)
It’s a bit dark here currantly.
Now you’re raisin the bar!
Apricot to do something important…
Oh, now I remember!
*cheery squeeze!*
Oh, you’ve appeared!! Wheeeeeeee!
*squeeeeeeeze*
This is berry nice. *squeeze*
I just wanted to pop in (any old where in the cluster) and say how berry much I like you all. *SQUEEZES ALL* and *hopes to be here at the same time the Best Bloggers in the Universe are – and soon* *having serious blogdrawals* But, alas, Mr. foop (who is a “turd herder” by trade – his colorful descriptor, not mine
) is in hospital, and I must be off to be with him. One more quick *group squeeze* and foop is, for a time, a *poof*
*squeeze*
Best thoughts and wishes to Mr. foop!
Yes, best wishes for you and Mr. foop!
*SQUEEZE*
Ditto, ditto!
(BTW – what’s a turd herder???? Never mind. I don’t think I want to know!)
*SQUEEEEZES* the ƒ∞þ!
*SQUEEZES!* to the Mr. Foop!
hello, everyone!
*squeeze* good afternoon
Squeeze? as in squeeze one out?
As in pinch one off?
As in take a fat shit in a white porcelain bowl?
don’t talk like that to penguins!!!
that is so rude!
i meant *squeeze* as in hug, but now im going to take back my hug from you two, win and jimbo
penguins can bite peoples fingers off, you know.we also have access to dynamite. >:)
Bluffing! (click)
dang, you ratted me out! Grrrrrr….
Like I said, I wouldn’t hug strangers, tofu mogu.
Well ten i hope you can break free of my bear squeeze because if not this day will be fun holding a penguin! *bearsqueeze*
*gently bear hugs tofu*
Just trying to start another pun run. Sorry if you don’t enjoy fecal humor.
You should get a vanity plate that says ILVTOFU
Does a bear squeeze one off in the woods?
*feces lets go of gerpenquin girl while laughing at my joke*
I think gerpenquin needs a ride to the ER. She is non-responsive.
i am so confused now.
i am going to pretend this never happened.
see you all on the next entry.
bye.
I just spent 2 minutes of my life trying to work out how ‘gerepenguin’ related to toilet humour. *facepan*
>:( also do not call me gerpenguin.
*sneaks in a squishable penguin for Tofu*
*whispers* here..he’ll be happy bearhugging this and you can get away.
But you’re a Giraffe…
But now you’re a giraffe…
*headdesk* I need to read comments, hit refresh and read again. Maybe then I’ll be safe
*sneak changes the e in gerpenquin to i*
PUNS!!!!!!
OH SCHITT!
FITSR!
FILA!
I can’t spell fisrt right to save my life.
*hits with giant mallet*
You still said something like it.
Your Whack-a-Troll score: Eleventy-3rth. Well done!
Hooray! That’s a high score for me!
I was kidding… I was eleventh
*picks feces up and holds him by the ankle*
Can I toss him into the Sun BF, please?
YES!!!!
AHHHH the smell of burning feces – reminds me of summertime in Florida.
Hay guise Im back from the sun! the wintwitterers there did not like me.
*whacks feces with mallet again*
*shoves him/her into cannon with shovel*
*fires at the Sun*
Everytime you whack feces with a mallet, a plumber gets his wings
Clarence: “Remember, George: no man is on Failblog who has friends.”
No matter what you do, that one will be never become hot schitt.
Well played.
I think it’s when schitt doesn’t happ’n for too long that you end up needing these folks.
The clean-up’s quite a scene mate!
Well, that one didn’t go far, did it, DrB? Suppose it oryrinally was meant joke?
OK, who stole my “as a”???
A tad basic, sure. Nice of you to raise the elementary scan alarm!
I was not busy for a few minutes – it never lasts though.
Ha ha you said Canal
not sure.
*slides something into stockpile*
Nice ‘as a’ you’ve got there.
Thanks! I just got it from – hey wait a minute. Are you trying to trick me with flattery?
Is it that you’re no longer busy, or that you are no more, and if so, then to whom am I replying?
Is the owner of the company German?
Only hit I found says the plumber’s name is Rami Sulaiman.
i dont get the point
You’re not very sharp.
“Boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball!”.
(Foghorn Leghorn, circa 1951)
That’s what they started making viagra for, to help men that don’t get the point anymore.
Im using a more appropriate name for this win.
If you happ’n to have any problems with that, call 649-2268.
I’m sure he will, Schitt Happ’ns you know.
I think it is an apostroph’ fail.
And you just committed a spelling fail.
*hands Jenny an “e”*
And you just failed to recognise Jennyisbusy’s joke.
*tuts spacemanspiff*
I was trying to be clev’r. But schitt happ’ns.
Sooo….many……..puns. Just too……easy…….
Words of beauty for a nice Sunday. I wish I could write like this. Clickie.
You can plumb the depths there.
Sorry too many words for me to read.
Short attention span? Cognitive difficulties?
Or perhaps she’s busy…
still?
Apparantly
*throws ‘e’ in there to force out incorrect ‘a’*
If you’re having trouble forcing it out, you should call a plumbing company…
Yes I suffer fro…
I may have the sa-
Do you forgive me for using bondo and fix-a-flat while trying to un-imploded your head? Now that you know we both suffer from…
Is it conta-
It proba-
Actually, I think Frank Herbert said it best–though his contribution is much more Emersonian in its intent.
“I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.”
Sorry Yoda said it best:
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
I do beg your pardon but FDR said it best:
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Zen saying:
The presence of fear means only that fear is present, and nothing more.
Not nearly as poetic…but definitely true.
Not as elegant, but worthy:
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You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.’ You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
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- Eleanor Roosevelt
Just to reinforce my point about Emerson…
“Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world.”
Emerson was/is great. I bought the complete works. Thoughtful and elegant. It gives me great peace whenever I read it. And boy, is it a lot to read. Sometimes a single paragraph can keep me going for the afternoon.
Nice!
Fear not, for I am with you.
-God
“Your feare it self of Death removes the feare.”
-Satan
The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: Thou annointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of The Lord for ever.
The fundamental power of fear is uncertainty and helplessness. If you believe you are protected by a being who knows no uncertainty or helplessness you have no reason for fear.
Odd…then why do I know so many people who believe in god who are a heck of a lot more afraid of life…and death…than I am?
I think it’s more about losing your ego, as I suggested and AA quoted from the original piece. Believing in God (or “a god”) does not necessarily quiet the ego.
And some find the unknown a challenge and an adventure, rather than something to fear.
It’s a matter of choosing your perspective and owning your own feelings. It’s okay to feel fear briefly when faced with change, but one can choose to change their outlook to something healthy, much like many of us choose to laugh and enjoy the fails and camaraderie while others perceive a clique and exclusivity.
Absolutely! We cannot always choose our reactions to things…but we can certainly choose our responses to things.
People who live in fear are unsure of themselves, methinks. I, who am sure of myself, have little fear, except of my own failings.
My biggest fear is that I am perceived to be arrogant, and that it might be true at times.
Yes, responding to myself. The guy is Don Bradley and we has several beautiful writings on his site.
Yay! My avatar is back!
The fact that you fear this, Admiral, guarantees that this is not your failing.
How is one to judge for themselves if one is arrogant? And then, are we to rely on the judgment of others regarding such things? Who are they to judge? One cannot control the perceptions of others.
On the other hand, the judgments from others can be a useful tool for us to adjust our own behaviors, etc. Judicious discernment is needed.
^^^ “he has”, etc…
Thanks, Dragon. As you know, I give much weight to your opinion.
Neener: One could argue that arrogance in in the eye of the beholder, but the only variable you have control over is yourself. Weigh the opinions of those you respect as much, if not more than your own. If someone cares enough to let you know something unpleasant about yourself, without malice, it should probably be taken to heart.
Well put AA.
Also Zen-like:
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♪ Seasons don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain. (We can be like they are.) ♪
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Apologies to ZA…
It sure doesn’t take much for people to break into song around here.
I doubt that you’re the real Neener.
Challenge!!
COOLTRAINER MRN would like to battle!
Go! CHARIZARD!
Actually, I did something wrong and got banned. I’m not sure what because I read the Terms of Use and don’t find it. I’ve just tried to link my Calvin at Gravatar. We’ll see.
3N: You should email the folks at FB and ask what happened. You’ve been around too long for anyone to think you’re a problem. Same thing with DW when it happened to her. I don’t have a large collection of alternative email addresses. I’d like to know what you did wrong, too.
Good point. I will. I posted twice with complete web addresses in the body. That may have done it. Those two went to moderation and I couldn’t post after that at all. As for e-mail addresses hotmail and gmail will give as many as you want.
Good point re. the easy access to more email addresses. I don’t like the inelegance of it, but if I had to, I would.
Or as a friend of mine puts it: “Don’t fear the weebee”
It’s a really long story. A. Really. Long. Story.
I don’t know that I’ve ever read that whole quote, MRN. Thank you. I can’t tell you how much I needed that, today. All of these, actually.
Thanks everyone.
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I think this is the most important point in that piece:
“…it becomes your duty to seek out your ego and remove its power over you in exactly the same fashion that fears were overcome…”
Shot never happens with auto-spell-check on
I rented a van limo for the prom – look here it comes.
Great! The sink in the HS cafeteria has been clogged for days, so you can fix it before the band starts.
I want a refund! Waahhhhhh
Looks like you flushed your money down the drain.
I never return to the correct name in time…
thank you did it work
Sure did.
No refunds for cut-off fingers
I overheard my boyfriend say that he was going to inspect my plumbing tonight.
Oh, so he works with Schitt Happ’ns? How convenient!
Can some on help me. This is off topic but how do i change my avatar to what i want
Go to gravatar.com.
Just don’t change your name to what i want – it’ll be confusing.
what
i
(Appropriately enough, even though it’s broad daylight, I hear a cricket outside my window right now.)
hmmm strange
What’s it saying?
It’s saying, “Why didn’t anyone reply ‘want’?”
Means rain or he is telling you the temperature.How many clicks times 2 plus 30 i think.
Why do you have a link to an avatar as your URI?
Strategic avatar reserve?
Shhhhh! We don’t want to be left with an avatar gap!
Urine for a costly repair if feces any serious damage
\/\/ | /\/
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Stop! Hammertime!
why would you want to stop me
Clearly a huge win!
I am schitting in my mothers mouth.
Um Ok, if thats how you roll. I guess it’s ok with us.
I never knew that giant penises could shit!
Your number 2 is their number 1 business
i wonder how will people reply to this comment?
0.
Sorry, the correct answer was, “with the ‘Reply’ button”.
Ok. What is the reply button?
Perhaps you are dictating to someone who is actually at the keyboard? Otherwise, BFF may have to get out the implosion button.
Or, you are being very technical (I like that, actually), since it is a link and not really a button.
It was being technical, and a SMALL reference to Jepoardy.
Or however you spell it.
OK, speaking of Jeopardy, you’ve shown that you’re a Weird Al fan… (click).
*places the implosion button in front of himself*
Ready when you are.
*presses implosion link*
*universe implodes, explodes, and does acrobatic tricks*
This one might really be a button, although I’ve never seen it.
Actually, I picture it in my mind as a plunger-lever, like on an old cartoon when Wile E Coyote blasts dynamite.
Hey, Strong Bad.
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
?
With an enormous keyboard, of course.
DELETED!
And the trogdor roars through the night!!! We should get a trogdor to eat trolls. He could help Boggy keep the population at a minimum.
*squeezes* everyone. Heh…I’m here during daylight!
makes sense
oh
the mystery deepens
fine
heh
That area code is 209:
http://www.lakedonpedroth.com/Localbusiness.html
how do you spell jeopardy
SHUT UP!
Just ignore it, Alice, and it might go away.
That’s what my underwear said about my socks!
why up and not down
Just to shut you up, watch this video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM
Half Godzilla, half Moomin?
Maybe. Not sure what a Moomin is, though.
Moomin’s a regular – are you never here at the same time, perhaps?
That MIGHT be why.
ahhhh
interesting
i can’t wait for the sequel
Use the “reply” link.
ignorance is bliss
nothing is perfect
But SOMETHING is not perfect.
then what about everything
Please, for the love of god, stop! You’re wasting valuable blogspace!
Does s/he qualify as a troll?
Yes. Definitely.
Right. Is the ‘countering trolls division’ part of your name in any way military? it may come in useful…
Of course. I normally keep a fleet of tanks, helicopters, and troops to launch a strike on trolls.
You’ve no idea how happy I am to hear that. Unfortunately, I don’t know enough emoticons to express my delight.
Why thank you. You didn’t think that part of my title was for no reason, did you?
Not at all
Though you do have an exceptionally long title, how do you find the time to fulfil it all?
Oh, I have a very busy schedule.
By day, I salute and bawl at soldiers, by noon I bang a gavel and sentence trolls to a lifetime of ridicule, by afternoon I report on the latest at FB, and by night I am once again a general.
*stands in awe of your energy*
I get my stamina from a special cocoa, powered by DW’s fooms.
Hmmm i should try that, at least for the duration of the exams.
Why is your title long?
Until it goes too far. Then it gets annoying.
i didn’t know it was limited
Yeah, limit 400 comments.
why would it be annoying
too bad that means i have to go find other people, just when we were starting to fall in love
i leave, victorious, for i have done my job
good luck with whatever you guys do with this illusion we call life
EXACTLY!
If there ever was an example needed for the phrase “obnoxious, persistant fool”, it would be you.
i’d come back at you with something witty, but somone who can’t even spell persistent right is someone who….. nevermind
It was just a typo, you irritating, insignificant fly on the ointment that is life.
There’s a world of difference between one incorrect vowel and, well, you.
Intended for the troll, not you, General etc.
typos are the refuge of the defeated
and insults the refuge of the….why am i wasting this wit on you guys anyways
Please, don’t bother. Be ‘witty’ somewhere else and we’ll do our best not to miss you.
the expected reply. SCORE!!!!!!!
No, seriously, leave.
The moment that troll leaves, we shall set off fireworks, start a party and declare the day “Anti-itdoesntmakesense” day.
for me!!!!! awwww….
Note the “anti-”. This means you are hated so deeply that there is a movement against you and what you stand for.
For the lack of you. Big difference.
SCORE again!!!!!!
“You can recognize the geniuses in the world by this one trait, that all the idiots are in confederacy against him” – Jonathan Swift
counter,correct,insult and whatever you can do to me all you want, i’m an open person
What about the poeople who aren’t idiots, but not geniuses?
they’re the collateral damage in the war
Wait. I am an idiot and do not oppose your behavio(u)r or am in a confederacy/conspiracy against you. Therefore, you are not a genius.
Well, there you go. Logic always wins.
Looney win
your schhitt and piss is his bread and butter
no logic rarely wins, ignorance and stupidity do so much more often with less effort
Do you just enjoy annoying people?
He does enjoy annoying people so much, he has become one himself.
Become a person?
you’re annoyed? i thought we we were having quite the nice chat
I’m just enjoying the ambiguity of the sentence.
looney, you’re my kinda guy
But now I have to leave. I shall be witty again tomorrow.
(Exit looney.)
plus, one need not be smart to handle you guys
I am astounded by your big-headedness. You are egoism personified.
Maybe he’s compensating for something.
(wakes up startled, thinking it was something dangerous, sleeps again, realizing it was nothing)
“An intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.”
~ Hoshang N. Akhtar
If you were to *foooom* him, would he go away?
honestly i would have left you guys alone a long time ago had you not made it interesting
Read my lips: Sod. Off.
i’d love to but you forgot to type them in
Grow up.
He’s probably bunking off from school just to troll here.
Woah just got confused there… damn timezones
but why, what is there to be gained in maturity?
Try it and find out.
If this person is an actual adult, I fear for the future of the human race.
Ditto, though I can’t imagine that s/he is.
you should, you really should
which means you don’t know either, how hypocritical
Your statement has no logic. AfraidOfTheDark is way more mature than you.
Why thank you
Anyway, it’s late here, so I’m off 
*gives cookie to everyone but the troll* Later 
as i’ve said, logic rarely wins, it dosen’t matter how i reply and besides it’s not that there’s no logic in the statement, it’s that there’s no logic in any of you
Ah, an ignorant newcomer! This should be fun!
*settles down in armchair to watch show*
finally, a man with a purpose
it makes me wonder how many people are watching us right now
and besides, what if he is more mature, there’s no point in it anyways, up until now you haven’t told me what how it’s supposed to be good?
When you are mature, you are able to win an argument without raising a tantrum, you are more wise than you were before, and you don’t burst into laughter at the mention of any reproductive organs.
so….basically…. i’ll end up being your total opposite.
thanks!
What on earth? How in any way is your statement justified?
Heya Brewski! Would you like some popcorn for the show?
*is reminded of our private conversation the other day*
I was thinking about it, too.
zzzzzzzzzz
how is yours justified?
nice quote, beautiful
Taunting the young and inexperienced is fatuous, ugly.
i expect to be commented on my mistake anytime
*roffles* Hahahaha. I’ve just read that entire series of threads.
Truely, it’s hilarious that folks fell for IDMS’ same gag no less than 14 times! *sips coffee* Fair dinkum, IDMS must be killing herself (♀’s just a guess) laughing!
thanks
Yes. Sorry to interrupt the fun, but a little normal blogging would be fun
Normal blogging? Where would that take place at DrB
I’m just sorry I missed your (getting)busy thread. That would not have been normal blogging. Promise.
*heads out for a while*
wouldn’t you know it, that little exchange of ours brought the comment count to 300+ damn that’s cool
honestly, my goal all this time was to raise the comment count to 300+. call me immature for that if you may but take note that the way i did was by tweaking you guys, damn that was fun
goodbye(for real this time) to you all so that ridiculously-long-name-guy and his friends may finall celebrate “anti-itdoesntmakesense” day in peace, hope it’s a good party
again i’m waiting for the spelling, grammar and typo police to bust me
what happened to goodbye for real?
Use CAPITALISATION and P.U.N.C.T.U.A.T.I.O.N.
Ahh I turn myself in to the grammar police.
I am heading to the CAN because…
*Figures I will have to play with myself in the can.*
Schitt Happ’ns
*Sings*
All by myself…Don’t wanna be- all by myself…
Don’t worry, I’m still here. I was just looking at the European Parliament elections.
I don’t think you should be doing both at the same time.
Why, might I ask?
You might get confused and implode the candidates instead.
*explosion heard*
Whooops. There goes one from the Left.
Sorry, I’ve been slacking. I had to replace the battery on my Jeep, and my drier went to the great laundry room in the sky. I think those are good excuses.
Did you whisper sweet comforting quotes about fear to the drier while it passed on?
It’s probably pining for the fiords.
…probably should have typed ‘fjords’
I am not sure I have enough general bondo and fix-a-flat to correct the problem.
nest fail-sorry
(ring, ring) dispatcher answers:
“Schitt happens”
“Yes my potty is overflowing”
“schitt happens”
“I would like someone to fix it please”
“schitt happens”
click
dispatcher “I guess we had a bad connection. Oh well shit happens”
No failers on right now?
Hi Alice. *waves* doing alright tonight?
Hey guys! This comment is pointless!
I would pronounce this one as “skit happens”.
hahahahhah so fukin stoopid
Someone stuffed a bunch of yams in my can. I wonder who I should call?
They’re probably really sweet potatoes, but that doesn’t answer your question, does it?
(I left a Harry Potter reference on this Fail for you.)
I just gagged on my yam. Thanks MRN.
You fail at winning…
I prefer to think that we win at failing.
So how was everyone’s weekend?
Is everyone dead?
anyone calling mario? wait, thats when venus flytraps come out of teh potty…
hehe, shit or like schmidthappens.de
found them: in california:
http://www.stanislauscalifornia.com/city/La+Grange/business/Schitt+Happens+Plumbing+Co
winwinwiwnwinwiwniwnwiniwnwinwiwninWIN!
lame, not a proper fail if its intentional. this site is quickly tuning downhill.
LOL. That is really funny. I wonder if anyone calls them for help with a name like that?
Huge Win
Is it just me, or does that van seem impossibly long? It seems to have been stretched out in Photoshop to fit the words “Schitt Happ’ns.”
Nah, I’ve seen vans that long.
using force persuade thingy You do not need evidence…
̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ C ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ C
̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ C
+̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕+̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚+͡+͡҉҉+C+̏̐̑̒̓+̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕+̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚+͡+͡҉҉+C+̏̐̑̒̓+̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕
+̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕+̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚+͡+͡҉҉+C+̏̐̑̒̓+̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕+̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚+͡+͡҉҉+C+̏̐̑̒̓+̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕
[b]test[/b]
[i]test[/i]
[u]yet another test[/u]
[b][u]test*4[/u][/b]
[b][i]>< NM[/i][/b]
[u][i]MN ><[/i][/u]
[b][i][u]I expect fail[/u][/i][/b]
do not reply
oh ah
test
test
yet another test
test*4
>< NM
MN >
I expect fail
more testing, still don’t reply
<test>
<b>cheese</b>
test
size test
by the way, it reminds me of one movie “Forest Gump”. There was said the same line ’s**t happens’.
oh maria didnt see your comment. i thought just the same.
forrest gump anyone+
?
good info.
I LOVE this. One time my friends were talking about funny business names and I told them about this. But it was really weird cause we walked right by my crush (obsession) and we were talking about BUSINESS NAMES. It was embarrassing. Kind of like this play I’m doing in theater camp and there’s a kindergartner who wants to be a stock broker when he grows up.
Look when the door slide open
Shitt happING CO.
for all your pluds
uhm…it wasn’t hard to find the phone number of this one XD
Why did they censore it?
Schitt Happ’ns Plumbing yup it does so call us at 209-852-0106 we do plumbing from Mariposa to San Francisco!!