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did he die?
You seriously have to stop doing that…
Seriously, ignore the idiot. He only wants attention. If you don’t give him what he wants he will leave.
is he died?
looooool, I hear that they dead also. did they dead?
Do us a favor and stick to youtube.
This meme will die out after some time.
did he die?
died is they?
test
did who die? what are you people talking about???
HE! did HE die?
Who???
is he died?
It's time for justice.*starts dispensing ninja stars into the nearly nonexistent brains of the trolls*
*removes limbs off the slain trolls with his handy dandy katana*
Nice work I think you got one.
fighting urge….fighting it. Why not?!?!?
did he die?
HAAAYeeeAAHH!*happy’s lifeless body crumples to floor*
lol i get it
DID HE DIE
Yes, and so should you.*shoves Ninja into bunker*
*runs into bunker and descends with BN into nuclear control room several hundred feets below*
*pushes red “LAUNCH ANTI-TROLL MISSILE” button*
BOOM *smoke clears*
did they die?
dead they died did?
did he die?
Jason, it's no longer safe here! Run!*swoops in*
*plucks Ninja and Jason off the troll infested rooftop*
ZA will be very unhappy with them. Mindless shambling and devouring the brains of the living is his gig.
Prepare the fail Nuke…
Not many brains in this group for him, but maybe they’ll be a good appetizer.
The Forces of Ban will be here with us soon enough.
I didnt know Ban was a counrty. How big is their army, what is their military capability, when do they attack? I have nowhere to hide, the humanity. The children, wont somebody think of the children!
Won’t somebody think of the apostrophes!
Jason, he doesn’t know what you mean by “apostrophe.” Idle, he means the floating commas.
I’m pretty sure the forces of Ban have something to do with deoderant, but don’t quote me on that.
Did he die?
Idiots like you are ruining this for everyone else. Do us a favor and throw your computer out the window, and then follow it.
do. not. feed. them.
Do not tell them not to feed them, because then you become the feader.
Did he die?
Sorry. I’ll put the troll kibble away.
Are you trying to copy me?
Are you trying to copy me?
veggie vaginas dont taste meaty
Are you copying me? Are you copying me? You must be copying me. I’m the only one here. Who do you think you’re copying to?
*rolls a gun out of his sleeve*
do. not. did. he. die?
NOOOO you tool. It’s all the same… same trolls, same people. I figured my vacation would lighten the place up, but I guess not. You are not cool, buddy. Didn’t your mommy ever tell you to play nice? And that the internet was not safe for 8 year olds?
stop feeding them, dammit
did he feed?
Get a life. That goes for all of you feeling compelled to shout out “first!”
Get a life Michaelcj5.
I don’t believe I was talking to you.
The other language is Dutch.. I’m from Holland, and my English shows it, doesn’t it?
Jullie idioten kunnen dit lekker niet lezen, want Nederlands is in feite de moeilijkste taal om te leren qua grammatica! Don’t be jealous..
Tenzij er nog een Nederlander in huis is. Serieus, Nederlanders zijn OVERAL.
letterlijk overal
echt overal
maar dan ook echt overal
Belgen ook
maar belgen falen gewoon.
weroem da?
Maar altijd leuk om die buitenlanders te verwarren
Faal.
HEE THOMAS thomas van gymnasium tog?
Inderdaad ja!
mar ik denk dat Frans ietsjes moeilijker is qua grammatica.
mwah… frans is gwoon een pokke taal…
Dude, frans is zo super veel makkelijker als je beide niet kan spreken. Als je het gaat verglijken is nederlands ongeveer de kutste taal die voorkomt.
wij zijn de buitenlanders hier! lol
Na-a, het is bewezen dat Nederlands de moeilijkste grammatica heeft! =D Ik was al helemaal trots dat ik die af en toe bijna foutloos beheers
Wat zal die Marjolein balen
Ja maar ik wel, idioot!
It’s dutch, and the people who wrote this are not serious, it’s just a warning in a funny way.
But yeah, it’s decent for failblog.
Zijn we niet gewoon allemaal Nederlanders hier dan?
Dus, nooit geweten dat er hier zoveel Nederlanders zaten
Belgen ook hoor.
ach joh het is gwn geweldig XD
Lkkr tegen buitenlanders schelden lucht egt op
En welke taal was dat?
Ik denk dat het Vlaams is XD, wie zegt er nou ‘afgehouwen’?
das normaal nederlands hoor!
dat is ‘belgisch’ xD
Jaa, typisch belgisch xD
Zouden belgen ooit zo’n bot briefje schrijven? Me thinks no.
idd ik heb afgehouwen ook nooit gezegd x) klinkt idd veel meer hollands Oo afgehakt klinkt meer iet voor ons xP
ik ben nederlands BURN!!!
tg first
Homer says “d’ooooooooh!”, loser.
Homer also says “Drink deep of battle.” Book 4, line 301, The Iliad.
Dammit! We got ourselves one of dem damn ‘intoolectualls’
Well Homer’s most famous line is “It’s a perfect sign, for our country to defend”.
Don’t you talk about Iliad to a Greek.
C
U
N
T
Someone feels lonely today, I see.
So if a troll is a vegetarian, do their brains taste better when the zombies eat them?
Well, why don’t we use VeggieBurner and then ask the zombie?
*smokes a troll*
Nah, that tasted ‘orrible. Forgot to remove the spine tho’… *coughs*
XD
Xerox Delivery! Paper4all
Xavier Dildo. He’s quite famous in Germany.
I heard hes a penis.
Dont play with him, hes hard.
I want a refund (and my money back) now wheres the hospital?
Do cartoon chickens with their beaks cut off get refunds?
How the cluck would I know?
Eggzactly.
Quit pecking at the question.
Woof!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
Is this nesting correctly?
We tried for a pun run there, but the trolls found us before it could go anywhere.
did they die?
ooops missed a troll.
Maybe if we scratched it a little…
buck you ,backs
how about your fingers back, see as there is no refund on them
We are evil, us dutchies…
Hah, a dutch fail. No wonder there will be no refunds for cut-off fingers
If it was dutch would you not share the refund?
Nah, we’d use the refund to send some originally foreign kids who trashed half a city on an all-expenses-paid vacation ’cause that’ll teach them!
Way to involve the immigration problem.
Weren’t you banned from the UK?
That’s a fake one… xD Geert Wilders himself is stupid, his fans are dumb, he doesn’t answers questions at all, he hates Muslims, I guess he doesn’t even knows why and all he says is ‘Vrijheid van meningsuiting’
don’t be offended by my opinion.. ‘Vrijheid van meningsuiting!’;)
That’ll teach Torrance for getting cut with the knife instead of the axe.
How much does it cost to have the fingers removed?
how in the phalange would i know ??
I couldn’t finger it.
enough to cure cancer
Only Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Ouch! Fingers got pwned!
I demand a refund on my fingers!
lol @ the dutch
Guys! It’s not that funny. They gotta keep all the toolbags away from demanding ET’s finger for free.
It’ll be a win if someone actually does get their fingers cut off. They were warned!
I think the point of failblog is to say something funny.
It’ll be a win if someone actually does say something funny. They were warned!
I agree with you and have said much the same thing before. Apparently though, this site is more for a small group of people to hand out “squeezes,” and if you’re not into that then you’re an unintelligent “troll.”
This site does not just consist of the comments section, you nincompoop. Failblog’s main purpose is to humo(u)r people with hilarious pictures of objects failing to do something. And we do not hand out “squeezes”. You’re a troll if you all you do is annoy people and shout FIRST! as if you’ve got Tourettes.
For the record, I’ve never said First, because those people annoy the hell out of me. I asked why nobody ever comments on the fails one time and was labeled a troll. It just seems like if these people are all such good friends then there’s a better place for them to talk instead of doing it here. I guess that makes me a troll.
As long as you don’t attack members of the community, you’re not a troll. People do comment on the fails, they just don’t restrict themselves to only commenting on the fails.
Did he die?
*head explodes*
*watches the heads of all the other clones explode too*
Well, it was bound to happen. You know Acme products. They never worked for Wil E. Coyote either.
AWWWW!!! Now I have several hundred headless lifeless corpes lying around. What am I supposed to do with these guys now?
*hands BF a bag of shamwows*
Get to work. We can’t wait till Monday in this weather.
*sigh*
This is gonna take a long time.
*starts mopping up dead bodies*
*wanders into thread*
Hey guys, I…I….WHAT IN TARNATION IS ALL THIS??
*scooootches*
Ewww…I have clone goo on my shoes…
An attempt to use an Acme product to make BF some new body doubles. I’m sure you can guess what happened…..
Look, I can never understand why you people accuse us of not talking about the fail. WE DO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY FAIL. Read the comments before you make a statement. We have every right to have conversations here. It makes you a troll because all you do is moan and complain. That’s not a good way to be integrated into modern human society.
I completely agree with you, BFF.
Seriously, I’ve been commenting for what, two weeks? No one has ever called me a troll, that I know of. I received a warm welcome from the community because I chose to integrate myself, like a normal, healthy human being. Attacking a group of people for doing what they enjoy is not a very effective way to make them want you around.
Of course. If you think before you type (don't insult anyone and type meaningful comments) and try to keep spelling errors at a minimum, you will reap what you have sown. I don't think I ever welcomed you Jimbo (you really fit right in). So, welcome to Failblog!Thank you ninja. I find most of the regulars here are very nice, so long as you don’t use the comment section to attack anyone and you keep attention-seeking behavior to a minimum. I’ll always have the rope ladder handy for you ninja.
*hands ninja an orange popsicle*
Woohoo! Thanks!I’ll be sure to follow your example as a fellow failblog newbie!
*finds a spare refresh button laying around*
*hands it to Rat*
Use that often. It’s the first step in not looking like a jackass.
Can I look at your new refresh button, Rat? I promise I won’t take it away.
*inserts “take a” between I and look*
Wow. Long time no see… what’s with these long names and comments? What the hell happened to failblog while I was gone? And by now I shoulda seen a few others of the usuals, but just you and JK. What happened?
It's Saturday.Everybodys dancin down the local armory
With a basement full of dynamite and live artillery.
The temperature keeps risin, everybody gittin high;
Come the rockin stroke of midnite, the whole place gonna fly.
Uhuh, hey! saturday night!
Yeh, uhuh one more saturday night,
Hey saturday night!
I think I’ve got a Saturday night fever.
Did he die?
Those trolls are really contagious. (opens up umbrella to prevent exploding clone goo from covering everyone)
*waves to Bassplaya*
Not only is it Saturday, but school is out. Things can get a little weird around here these days. Good to see you back, though!
Apparently we do NOT have the right to make conversation here. I posted 5 times on the fire alarm fail and only one got through “m o d e r a t i o n”. 2 disappeared entirely by this morning and 2 others never showed up at all, like posting to an immediate delete button. And there was no profanity or insults involved. I took a screenshot and will put it on another site when I get back.
and further I an now unable to post at all with my previous e-mail address. At. All.
The moderation system is an 80 year old woman who thinks you’re a punk. She also think you’re on the dope.
Sarcasm is good. It seems actual content is bad.
Ahem. I would like to know what type of humor failblog is if not sarcasm?
We’re definitely punny. And witty. And sometimes fall-down-laughing hilarious. From time to time we’re obscure. We’ve been known to be amusing. Some folks are comical while others merely jocose.
Hm. We actually have many flavo(u)rs of humo(u)r here!
I did say sarcasm is good.
Is there a “terms of use” page here so we know what we cannot say? I’d like to know what was in my posts last night that got me banned.
If you used any form of the word i m a g e or i m a g i n e, your post won’t go through. Naughty words are often flagged, though there are ways around those. Also, if you never posted before, it can take a while for your posts to show up.
And don’t sweat it…no one’s out to get you. Just last week a post of mine was eaten and I couldn’t post with my email address any more. It happens.
The terms of use link is at the bottom of this page.
Thanks Dragon. I didn’t use the i m … thingy nor any profanity and I’ve posted here a lot, as you know.
Um. Actually, I didn’t recognize you without your Calvin. I had no idea that was you.
I haven’t gotten over to gravatar to link it up. Are you still unable to use that email address?
Gotta go. I’ll be back in a few hours.
Once a troll always a troll according to the “group”.
The “group” attacks trolls.
And you are right there are better places for this group to be.
But respect is earned also should be given back, watch the response to this text.
forgive and forget is not in the “groups” sight range.
JasonKHoly crap…has Failblog become a Troll group therapy session today???
I’m thinking about jumping ship and just getting drunk. I love weekends, just not on failblog.
It IS kinda fun to watch them being all whiny, resentful and insecure, though. For a couple of minutes, anyway.
I’m getting bored though. I can only listen to someone whine for so long. Why do you think 5 eagles took a trip sunward?
*throws 5 eagles into the sun*
There an endangered species, and you just killed 5 of them. Think before you act.
No, no, no. I threw the ones that aren’t endangered.
*hands idle a they’re*
Hey
Dahaha, the group is out to get you!
The group steals your socks, drives slow on the corners and speeds up at the passsing lanes, causes that phantom itch that you want to scratch but just can’t find and makes half of your lunch break muffin stick to the holding paper.
Don’t forget cutting the corner when turning left. The group does that, too.
the group may also cut off fingers while you are stealing hotpockets from the lunch break room refrigerator but that may just be a rumor
We’ll forgive once you stop being annoying. Allow me to highlight your contributions on Fire Alarm Fail yesterday:
******
*&^%
****
^&^%$
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Exactly.
Do I pay more if I have an extra finger?
Is your extra finger made of bacon?
Mmm, bacon!
I don’t care if it’s a sense of humor fail on the part of failblog, that’s the first time a fail has actually made me snort out loud in weeks.
Autsj, dat moet pijn doen!
LOL
Eindelijk eentje die ik in mijn eigen taal kan lezen! Ik begrijp eerlijk gezegd ook de FAIL niet.
Maybe it’s a fail because it’s in Dutch, but from London. The Chunnel’s handy, but not the *that* extent!
Hey, maybe it’s the door to the secret hoard of DZ licorice? That would explain the need for such a nasty trap.
Unter glieben glauten globen
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
de fail is dat als je je vingers verliest daaro, dat je geen ‘geld terug’ krijgt (alsof het geld kost om daar iets te doen wat je je vingers kosten kan?)
The fail is that if you lose you fingers over there, that you don’t get a ‘refund’ (as if it would cost you money to do something out there, that would cost you your fingers)
groeten/greetings
maybe this should be under engrish
But look at the picture. They really mean it!
another pretty obvious joke…
Oh I get it. They’re making up for the Finger Fail last Friday.
who is actually retarded enough to clse the door on there fingers??
It hurts.Didn’t you here, there was a ninja hiding behind the door!
Ahem *hear.
SSSHHHH!!!Did I say ninja, I meant elephant.
That's better.How can an elephant cut your finger off?
Open the door and find out.
*hehe*
Stop laughing! He'll start to suspect something!
You don’t want to know, trust me.
*cries and rocks back and forth*
Where did it get a sword…..where……..
I dont really know who died but am I invited to the funeral?
its the door to the dutch oven
Or there’s a ninja behind the door.
*drops a rope ladder from the helicopter door*
Run!
*darts up the ladder*
*hides on top of one of the rotor blades*
WoooAAAH! WoooAAAH! WoooAAAH! WoooAAAH! WoooAAAH!*flies behind in fighter jets*
*encroaches helicopter*
We have you surrounded! Do not attempt to escape!
*lets go and is hurtled off into the horizon*
Catch me now! AaaaaaeeeeeaaaAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!*checks map*
In a few minutes he should be over the Atlantic Ocean.
*grabs the tail of Bff’s fighter jet*
*starts flying in the opposite direction, jet in tow*
Woaaaaaahhh*starts waving arms frantically*
*KEEEERRRRRSSSPPLASSSHHHHHHH!!!!!
*speeds up to Blog Ninja in coastguard boat*
*hides under the boat*
I coulda sworn that Ninja was here somwhere. Oh, well.
Alright, men. Dump the trash over the boat.
It will not be effective! Blog Ninja has a crap cutter handy! And the definition of “crap” is open to debate!
It’s actually a pretty Accurate translation of the dutch text. So it’s just a stupid joke.
Hi, I’m Dutch. And I can say, the English text is almost a perfect translation of the dutch text.
It’s not a translation fail, ít’s just that you don’t get money for your fingers
maria er kul
Jeeeh! Nederland roels, een al die domme buitenlanders kunnen dit lekker toch niet lezen dus ik zeg dat ze stinken.
Ik kom uit Duitsland, maar ik kan dit heel vel lezen.
HAAI ^^
ik kan dit ook lezen, mwaha
Dutch FTW
I'd like to hear the story that prompted this warning.That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking. I don’t see how anyone could have actually lost fingers on that door.
Well.. someone got the finger.
“Uh, sir? I was just entering your store and I cut off my finger. Do you offer refunds on that?”
*young man behind the counter looks completely clueless*
“Uhh…I’ll go get my manager…”
“How can I help you sir?”
“It seems I’ve cut my finger off with your door. Can I get a refund?”
“Did you purchase the finger at our store, sir?”
“No, I was born with this one.”
“Then I’m afraid we can’t offer a refund on something not purchased here. I can offer you a ride to the hospital though.”
“I quite understand. The trip to the hospital will do nicely”
“Please collect your finger, sir, and we’ll be on our way.”
We have a sign at our Denny’s that says “please do NOT bring your friends to work with you”. So I agree that there is at least the possibility that this has happened before, therefore you are warned. No refunds people!
FINGTARDED
Dutch Chris insulted everybody… He said that everybody stinks… Kill him.
Oh no, it’s a black hole! AAAAAAaaaaaahhh…..
*is sucked into swirling vortex*
Bff, I think your last body double just got sucked into the weekend troll vortex.
Aw, great. Now how am I going to perform the exploding and butchering?
*does her best Bob Barker imitation*
You could use this brand new, cloning machine! Yes, with this Acme 2000 cloning machine, you can duplicate yourself to your heart’s content in the privacy of your own home! And this can be yours, if… the price is right!
Okay, is it £5,000,000,000,000,000?
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
We have a winner!
*confetti falls from the ceiling as the crowd cheers*
Hooray! I won!
*steps into machine*
*machine rumbles*
*steps out again*
Ooh, look, here come my body doubles.
Question: If you kill your clone, is it murder or suicide?If you have sex with him is it incest or masturbation?
Homosexual?My gaydar is on red alert honey
I meant that your clone would be the same sex as you. Meaning it would have to be homosexual.Of course you did……..*whispers* sweetie. *winks*
I’m not liking this.
...and cut!*runs away*
The first time is a bit unconfortable, but after a while it will feel perfectly natural.
I <3 my gaydar!
like taking a big poo dave?
If you have sex with a woman against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?
that joke only works if you say prostitute not woman.
Nothing will make that joke work.
Oh gawd…it just kept getting worse after I left, didn’t it…?
(*POUNCE!!*)
I’ve been trying, but not succeeding I’m afraid. I’m VERY glad to see you, though!
*SMOOCH!*
You can’t save every fail, darlin’. Sometimes they are just too riddled with terminal stupidity. Thanks for trying, though.
*SMOOCHITY!*
*whispers*
Did you mean to spell your name that way? ^^
*corrects title before humiliation deepens*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!*ridicules GBF*
*hands BF a cookie*
*takes cookie humbly*
*bursts into tears at BN’s mockery*
*runs out of room, wailing*
Ninja, you’re mean. Lurk, I hope that was a Dark Side cookie.
*evil laugh*
*returns to room with noticeably different facial expression*
*lurches towards BN*
You. Will. Become. One. Of. Us. One. Of. Us. One. Of. Us…
*innocent look*
What Dark Side cookie?
Umm...
Sorry? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!*bursts into tears*
*pats BN on shoulder*
There, there dear. Here, have a cookie.
*hands BN a cookie*
*carries on marching forward, with arms outstretched*
You. Will. Be. Upgraded. Upgraded. Upgraded.
*hands Bf a light side green popsicle*
That should sort him out.
What a strange Popeye.*knocks green popsicle on the ground and steps on it*
Muahahahaha! Now he’ll be ours forever!
*eats spinach*
*throws BF’s evil body double into the sun*
Will you keep track of these! Lurk likes to use them for evil.
I have to find a way of tagging all these clones. Then I can know where they are, and what they are doing.
*grabs two body doubles and throws them into the sun*
Well, that was satisfying….
I wanna go for a ride in the Acme 2000 cloning machine. Then I can have BOGO sale on canned yams.
I yam what I yam.
I yam not a Popeye fan. Unless you are talking about a self defense technique.
How do you feel about spinach then?
Hey, I payed good money to keep both my fingers and my kneecaps intact! I demand a refund!
They’re just trying to put an end to the five-finger discount.
Cut the crap!
With what?
With a crap-cutter, obviously.
Plastic knife, please. You don’t want to lose a finger.
With this brand new shiny crap cutter. YOurs for just $9.99, yes folks just $9.99.
But wait...Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll DOUBLE your order. That's right, TWO crap cutters for only $9.99 if you call in the next ten minutes. CALL NOW!!Will it cut through this soda can? And then slice these tomatoes?
Will it slice, dice and julienne?
Clickie!It won’t play for some reason, but the description made me *snork!*
That made my day. Thank you ninja.
I am starting to find these Onion broadcasts strange. Sometimes it’s difficult to believe that what they say is real.
It's all real. Even this one.Are you sure? Are you really-really sure?
*starts to doubt himself*
AHEM. It's a crap cutter.Ah, but the definition of “crap” is objective!
Good point.crap: (in craps) a losing throw, in which the total on the two dice is 2, 3, or 12.
I ordered a crap cutter and when I opened the door it cut my finger off. I WANT A REFUND!
WAAAAHHHHH
Sorry, no refunds.but my finger is not crap! It just smells that way sometimes.
Did you purchase the finger from us? If not we cannot offer you a refund.
It all depends on how you look at it...
Yes Jimbo, I have my receipt right here…
*pats self down, looking confused*
If you don’t have your receipt we can only offer you an exchange on a similar finger. No refunds without a receipt, thank you.
*looks annoyingly smug and self-assured*
I bought them in a set of 5, will you exchange all 5?
*trying to work around missing reply button, w/ only 4 fingers*
They should put some sort of warning sign on this crap-cutter!
You’ll have to pick from our selection of single digits. We can’t replace all five unless you can produce a receipt which says you bought the set.
*informs jenny that comments only nest so high. At this level you are replying to the last comment with a button*
All these fingers are male – I bought a set of 5 female fingers. I won’t be able to wear gloves!
*new mom nesting fail – Thanks for the tip*
If you would like to return next Tuesday we will be receiving a new shipment of fingers. Perhaps you can find one to your liking then. I could also see what our other locations have in stock.
A sphincter?
I am missing the reply button on threads. Anyone know where they went?
*hides large stash of reply buttons behind his back*
*steals stash of reply buttons and pushes them all*
I will never be abl to tell Veggie how I feel about spinich now-you guys are mean.
You can tell me now.
If it is in a can, I yam for it.
HA! You have not yet stolen mine!
*steals Rat’s reply button and pushes it*
DAMNATION!
EXCRUCIATION!
CIVILISATION!
VILLIFICATION!!!!
NINJAFICATION!MASTURBATION
VINDICATION.
PUNDITIFICATION! (and yes I looked it up and yes it is a word, albeit one that isn’t used unless it means something in doggie language or something)
I pushed your button!
I’ll push your button, baby!
and then lick it and stick my finger in
*readies for universe implosion*
*multiple universes implode*
duck & cover Ninja, duck & cover
*covers a duck*
Whew
*wipes sweat from brow*
Darn duck nearly got spotted.Ya wanna bite it? The duck I mean.
I have heard that duck is tasty – and I am tired of hiding it.
duck is bad, try vagina. much better.
Biting vaginas is BAD. You should try canned yams instead.
*takes out some ink and spots duck*
I liked it better when it was a solid color.
*bleaches duck*
Better?
Was this supposed to be a reply?Is it a door that we are looking at?.
I thought it was a refrigerator door, but on second look I see a portal to nub-hand land.
It looks like a sliding door to me, which is what puzzles me about the sign. A scare tactic maybe?
It looks to me like a window (with a pull-down screen over it). And I’ll bet the warning keeps the thing closed!
Did he die?
I don’t get it, I missed something here?
I know If I were there, I wouldn’t open that window.
Which kind of makes it a win…
Right? a severed finger hanging there would have made a gross – but more interesting fail. Oh well.
lol nederlands…ziede ier ni vaak! x) think you have to try very hard to cut your fingers of with a door Oo
Ooh a Dutch fail.
Missed it by *that* much.
WHERE IS MOOKIE!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! IM GOING TO EXPLODE I MISS MOOKIE SOOOO MUCH!!!!
*head explodes*
*quetly goes to the corner and sobs headless*
I know this is off the subject, but my friend Laura actually did cut off the tip of her finger in a regular door. So maybe this kind of thing happens more than we think. Maybe we should all print and copy this message out for every door and window we see!! I bet my insurance doesn’t cover that sort of thing.
“Submitted by Daniel in London.” The other language is Dutch…
there are some dutch who hate the Netherlands, and want to leave it as soon as possible, and are so reliefed they are in a foreign country, they absolutely want to show it….
You don’t have to be in a foreign country to reply.. The Netherlands have internet too, doooooh..
groetjes uit het gezellig nederland
where in Holland was this picture taken???
btw: Nederland rules
um, that’s from Germany, as is made apparent by the words “Niet” and “Openen”
um, it’s not from Germany. I live in Holland so I think I know better wheater it is Dutch or not….
and “niet” ain’t German either… if it was German it would be “nicht”
It could be a Belgian sign too.
nope not belgian we don’t say “afgebroken” or “afgesneden” instead of “afgehouwen”
i never heard that word before Oo
In Limburg they do.
lol yeah but limburgers are special people x) k nee nix tege de limburgers fzo
Its in the cube apartment museum thing in Rotterdam.. I have a picture just like this
This picture is not worth to be shown in Failblog because there is neither a FAIL nor a WIN here.
That’s a win right there.
dam these gearmens
Dutch…
someone obiously made this to be funny…*sighs* this is boring….
Loooool
This is not really a fail. It has obviously happened before where a finger has been cut off, and they asked for a refund.
this aint no fail it’s an epic win!
Nederland 4 the win!
OH YEAH
NL ftw!!
He DIED !
I am so confused. Is this a store? what does opening the door have to do with a service or product purchase? there is a plant in the way. I bet someone just made this and put it up on their sliding doors. c’mon failblog, you are better than this.
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ahh, a dutch fail, I thought us dutch people didnt fail at all
lol our prime minister was sining the french national anthem instead of the belgian one x)
yes we fail! =p
Isn’t this technically an Engrish?
I don’t know anything around here XD.
noes it is about that people can’t let the owners pay if they are so stupid to cut there fingers of wuth the door x) nothing wrong with the dutch or the enligsh i think ,but i suck in both so yeah w/e x)
Failblog fail.. This is typical dutch sarcasm-ish humor, not meant seriously.
Nederlaaaaand =3
If this is in London, why is it in dutch?
HO SHIT! Audrey II is REAL! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
oh how many is died here today…?
(quickly leaves the comments and saves own ass >:])
It’s not really a fail (and not engrish either, it’s an exact translation of the Dutch sentence above), it’s just a humoristic Dutch way of saying: “Do not open this, and don’t come back whining if something goes wrong if you do.” It’s not to be taken seriously, but at the same time it is…
Martijn is right this is a litteral translation of the dutch above and thus NOT a FAIL but a WIN
We dutch just have a very dark and cynical kind of humor!
Id say this comment is a WIN as its not Engrish and just an awesome way of saying dont open this door :p
Please start speaking for yourself! xD niet alle nelderlanders hebben een donkere cynische humor… Maar het is zeker een win!!
The dutch part is also mis spelled btw :p
ok
The other day I was at an amusement part and there’s this ride that really scares the sh*t out of me. There’s a poster ON THE INSIDE OF THE COMPARTMENT WHERE WE SIT that has a picture of a broken arm. Not broken, BROKEN IN HALF. Like a f–king CHOCOLATE BAR. I went on the ride anyway though. The poster looked a lot like this except for the blood.
Yay it in Netherlands too
Woot, it’s Dutch XD
But anyway, HE DIED IN LIKE A F-KING CHOCOLATE BAR, broken in half. So he died I gues… But…
I was just wondering…
Did she die as well?
Wow that looks like a place in my school , it’s dutch.
HOLLAND FTW!
USA…ALWAYS FTW!