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Damn, can’t see it again.
It says “3rth floor in the back stairwell”.
noobth i are the 1th replierth. /”didhedie” troll
Hehe.
Back stairwell.
If i had been 2st i would have said 1rth =)
I am so confused…
That 3rth floor must be pretty small if the whole thing fits in the back stairwell.
that sounds sexual
*masterbateth*
Ahahaha! Win comment :O
I GOTTA GO CYA
*throws 50lb weights*
Farewell stairwell.
did he die?
Why wont you die troll.
Aren’t you the expert?
Jr expert
Aren’t you the pervert?
no jr expert your looking for someone else. Probaly up or down the comments or on another pics comments.
yes Tink, he did die, on the 3rth floor ON THE BACK STAIRWELL. I’m certain the caps add a certain significance to the sign but I am not sure what.
I will get the paddles ready!.
and i shall get a nuke ready.
I believe it’s pronounced “thirth”.
Fail?
third after second
this is really starting to bug me, does anyone know what pwn means????
pwn is a verb meaning “to win over” somebody or something.
Specifically it’s a contraction of “power own.” We get it from the MMO crowd. They like to talk about their lvl 47 warlocks a bit…..
oh. i see
Actually it comes from mmo’s where the kid will try and type “own” but hit P instead of O. Same with the “1!~!!!!!!!!!” deal
Power own sounds kinds silly
It’s an old PvP saying, trust me. I know a few people who have been into that foolishness from waaaay back. Though your explanation makes sense.
My warlockish husband is aways talking about how they ‘pawned’ somebody. Now I actuallly get what he is saying.
pwn was a typo in the first Halo video game that was supposed to be “own” in that someone just got “owned”. excepted the typo said someone got “pwned”. hence that is why gamers love to substitute pwn for own. kinda sad…and well ever sadder that i know that.
it says 3rth as in i am thirth
WAAAAAAAIT
oooo i get it. lol JK im not that slow.
Failblog fail.
See that little red square in the top right corner of your screen? Please hit it.
what if i do have it in the left corner?
Then you’re a Mac user. You still can hit it.
I’d prefer if they took a hammer and applied directly to the monitor. It has the same general effect.
a bullet works just as well.
Or press alt + f4 to see naked pics!!
Or press Ctrl-Alt-Del, and go to “Shut down” to reveal the secret of the universe!
Another way to reveal the secret of the universe is to go to the calculator and type 6 x 7…
Oh I see what you did there….
I love that book….
Douglas Adams was a genius. One of my favourite lines was: “to boldly split infinitives that no man has split before.”
I was pretty happy with the movie too. It maintained the spirit of the book very well. (I can’t hate anything with Zooey Deschanel in it anyways)
Oooh so many choices!
I think this one is relevant…
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes”
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.”
“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by”.
(my personal favorite and one I use at work all the time).
I like that, Fluffy!
“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds.”
“You live and learn.
At any rate, you live.”
Gawd I miss him.
“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
I do, too. I got to meet him once…it was wonderful.
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
So true!
I miss him too (met him once also)
Was? WAS?? As in…?
pinin’ for the fjords. He is no more.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Why does nobody TELL me these things??? *crawls off down the hallway to grieve out of sync with the rest of the universe*
Awwww…! There, there…
*pat pat pat*
Fortunately, he left many, many wonderful parts of himself for us to remember him by.
*crawls back out of the hallway into the bathroom to rummage* WHERE THE %#$@&!! IS MY TOWEL??? I can’t get through this without my towel!! *sobs disconsolately*
oh, dear! My apologies, mrs_z – I should have been kinder in the telling of it. *pats consolingly*
The good news is: all these lovely Failbloggers here who can help us remember some of the wonderful parts, too!
*reads Wikipedia entry* 2001?? Where was I, in some kind of a fog?? Oh… Ohhhh… I was newlywed to my late dearly beloved. No wonder; I was oblivious to everything but my own joy that year. *wrings out towel and mops face* And my own grief; Dad killed himself that year. Two days after 911. That was one really weird year for me. *raises cuppa tea* Well, here’s to DNA! And here’s to Failbloggers! *crawls off to re-read HGTTU, now that college work is over and done with*
*squeeeeze!*
Me too!
Hey, hey. Has everyone heard, Eoin Colfer (the guy who wrote the Artemis Fowl books, if you know of them) has been commisionned to write a 6th book in the HHGuide series.
WIN!!
Definite FAIL if that is true.
And Another Thing… Due to be published on 12 October 2009 (the 30th anniversary of the first book), according to Wikipedia.
Safety 3rth.
???? 4rth
Profit! 5rst
Favreth
yay!!! 7th comment!
You mean 7st.
lol!! or 7snd
3rth !
Do they have potatoes?
only with ketchup
I think you mean only with Baconlube.
Only for vicars.
and bulldogs.
and only in the back stairwell…
…with the sixth finger…
Going to visit the 3rth of 4th…brb!
Bobby really bites?
Clicky!
I think she meant the blood-retinal barrier.
Are you sure it wasn’t the Birmingham Royal Ballet?
Or maybe the Big Red Button.
*pushes DW’s big red button*
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
Ooh….woops. Sowwy! Didn’t you see the “For the love of all that’s holy, DON’T PUSH THIS BUTTON!!” sign??
*hands Pirx a ShamWow*
Sorry, I was repainting the sign.
*replaces sign*
I love it when you do that. I actually hear the flame noise in my head.
I don’t know that you hearing things burning in your head has anything to do with DW. Myabe you should see if the Doc will increase your meds…..
Oh no, it’s not a problem with her…my *FOOOOM!!* can be heard around the world.
*squeezes jam*
Oh, ok. I always assumed when I heard screaming and burning in my head it was a problem of medication. The voices must have been trying to trick me again. They can be sneaky…..
Should Dragonwriter or Gaynorvador get on, hit the clickie.
Wow, someone was intentionally pushing your buttons? Knowing which buttons to push and in what order is a highly specialized skill requiring many hours of study and practice.
Weekend failers…tsk, tsk.
It’s okay…they only tripped the fire trap. They didn’t get to see the good stuff.
Yup, no witty and cutting remarks, no amazing literary references, just instant foomage.
I was expecting just a ‘ding’ and a sign to light up saying “please do not press this button again”
Ooo, so many. I hardly know which to choose!
Babies’ raunchy butts?
Not fair! I have a really tough swim if I want to visit the 3rth of 4th.
You fjord me with that one! If you visit 5th to the north, bring back some pictures of St. Andrews.
When you aren’t sure, it covers 2 options.
hi im kinda new. well new commenter. ive been to tis site since… umm… uhh…. well… i cant remember.and i really want to be in the fb crowd.
*squeezes all*
p.s. Mookie i am such a big fan!!! 8D
*bear hugs tofu*
Nobody is in the FB crowd, because there isn’t one. Don’t be a jackass and you’ll get squeezed back. That’s the secret of the universe, FYI.
good advice, thx
To expand on what Jimbo is saying, it’s advised not to say the following things:
“FIRST”
“PHOTOSHOPPED”
“LAST”
etc., etc.
also good advice, thx
I’ve never seen anyone yet saying “LAST”.
Another good advice: never take up the question “did he die?”
wow ppl r so full of sweet advice!!
I thought the secret was 42?
Shhhh! It is! Don’t let everyone know!
i also am a fan of fluffy (awsome avatar,fluffy!!!)
Woo hoo!!! Thank you! I like your penguin, too.
Hello!
*waves entusiastically*
how do u change ur avatar???
gravatar.com
Go to gravatar.com and you can pick a picture from your computer or photobucket to be your avatar. As long as you enter the email address that you use on this site, your avatar will show. Welcome to FB.
*squeeze*
*facepalm*
Must refresh must refresh must refresh!
*hands lurk a shiny new refresh button*
That outta help.
Oooh, thanks you!
*hugs new refresh button*
This one’s better.
*gives lurk a Big Red Button*
Oooh, shiny! What does it do?
*pushes Big Red Button*
*multiple universes explode*
Sorry Lurk, maybe I accidentally forgot to inform you what that button does.
No more Dark Side cookies for you! Does anybody have a ShamWow?
*gives ShamWow he got from DW to Lurk*
I am really sorry. Will you forgive me? I can’t live without cookies.
ohhhh…… thx so much!
*whispers*
Also, always use the “reply” button, and spell your words out.
*hands tofu a cookie*
Don’t eat that!! It’s a dark side cookie!
But they’re so tasty!
Muahahahaha! He’s ours forever!
i will eat what ever cookie i want!!
Wise decision, young one. Welcome to the dark side!
Who said that? There’s nothing wrong with these cookies! Here, I’ll prove it.
*eats a cookie*
See? Nothing wrong with them.
Are you going to make me throw the cute new penguin into the Sun? That would not be nice Lurk…
About that, Jimbo…should you really be throwing people into the Sun?
I would argue that it’s a more environmentally friendly disposal method. However I am open to a counter-argument.
Well, it’s not very efficient, is it? For a start they may have drifted into space.
Very well. I do agree that the energy required isn’t justified by the object I am trying to achieve. Can I throw one more of your body doubles, for old times sake?
Oh, alright.
Come along, 324821. You’re going to outer space!
*hurls 324821 into the crab nebula*
Hmm, I see your point about missing the Sun. Oh well.
Oh, great. Now do you know what I mean? God knows where he is now.
I assume the crabs ate him. Thanks for letting me use one. Here’s something in return (clickie)
NOOOO!!! DO NOT THROW MY PENGUIN!!!:(
i feel so … accepted…
*wells up all happy*
You’re making good progress here. Well done.
my avatar works!!! yays!!!
Aw, what a cute penguin. Good choice.
10- million internets if you know who my avatar is…
Hugo Chavez?
Nope.
I think this challenge is a little obscure…
Look closely and you’ll notice his face is completely tattooed…
A man whose face is completely tattooed?
Now I will never sleep tonight after googling “face completely tattooed”. It wasn’t there, just stuff!! It leaves me empty. Empty with no answers. It looks kinda like a superhero pic to me. Am I close? Some sort of Aboriginal superhero? Hehe, I didn’t think so.
Aww I laid down the challenge and then left…
tarean is probably the closest, an aboriginal super hero lol.
His name is Tame Iti…
Enigma… although I can’t see your pic too well, so I could be very wrong.
I think that Enigma has puzzle pieces all over his face. This guy has more of a tribal kind of tattoo.
Thanks, Fluffy – now that you point that out, I can see it a little better. Damn I hate getting old.
The Illustrated Man?
The holy..awsome smiley!!!
cop killer?.
thank you. i hope every one will enjoy my awesomely cute choice of avatar.
brb
)
ok im back…………………………………………………………
wow im so bored.
yah i know that only took 3 min. oh well.
At least it was identified correctly.
One must always have things labeled properly.
*starts frantically labeling everything and anything.*
They all have a purpose in the grand scheme of things. Let’s let it be known.
I suspect this is the work of John Malkovich and his puppets.
???
tofu mogu your avatar is adorable!
thank you!
*blushes*
u can call me tofu if u like
Sure thing
It’s a reference to the movie “Being John Malkovich”.
*squeezes afraidofthedark*
*feels accepted*
And “afraidofthedark” is waaay too long to type out, shorten it to whatever you like
i think i will use afraid.
*thinks to self:i has a new buddy!*
That’s probably the most logical
Aww *gives tofu a non-darkside cookie* 
*eats non-darkside cookie really fast*
munch munch munch
i know how u feel!
It sucks being new
totally
afraid, i would like to ask u something. what is that avatar supposed to be???
It’s a stick figure crying in the dark… hmmm it is difficult to see…
wow… thats interesting.
*feels paranoid about avatar*
ohh… i kind of see it. i see a blue bed with the little stick figure in it.i also see a lamp
and dont feel paranoid. STICK FIGURES R AWSOME!!
(sorry for shouting)
it’s clearer if you squint and stand on your head.
oh. here let me try….
ohhhh…… yeah…. i totally see now!!
also, if u feed my penguin broccoli, he will do a little dance!!
Really? Let me try.
*feeds the penguin broccoli*
Hmmm… interesting…
isnt it so cute??!!!???!!!
here, have some more broccoli, penguin!!
hehehehehehe!
You’re video intros are bad enough, but now you started pushing ads as entire entries in your RSS feeds, so I am done with your feed, and therefore failblog all together. That’s just rude and disruptive. Bye.
Thanks for the feedback.
I am NOT video intros! That’s just rude. :p
You are not Photoshopped, either…I’ve looked at the pixels.
*snorkity*
And I know you like how my silhouette matches my lines…
this should be a win
Why?
yeah, why??????
He thought it was 1rth it.
Hi, Admiral. Looks like we’re having another one of “those” weekends. I hope it gets better tomorrow.
*wraps wings around friends*
I’m soooo glad to see you guys!
Intelligent life! I am so glad to see you, Judy and Dragon! *HUGS!*
*smiles*
Hey, you guys! It’s so nice to see familiar faces (virtually, anyway)!!
I’ve had an amazing day! Worked outside in my flower beds – weeded, mulched, watered, planted. I’m tired, but it’s a ‘good’ tired, ya know? (I’m also a bit sunburnt!)
Heh. I worked outside most of the day, too. I wouldn’t call it amazing, but it was enjoyable. I get a lot of thinking done when laboring in the yard.
Do you have a garden, Admiral?
I’ve got veggies growing, but it’s the landscaping that needs constant attention.
I had a good day, too! I spent the day with friends and went to a play. It was great!
I have no garden, but I do have a beautiful rosebush that’s in bloom at the moment. *happiness*
You can wake up with a thorn in your side and find that it makes your day.
Rosebush? You must have a green thumb! I’ve never been able to keep one alive!
I don’t have any veggies growing, Admiral, but I’m trying some strawberries for the first time here. I used to grow them when I lived in WV.
*shyly jumping in* Good evening, all…
It takes a special touch to grow roses, I think.
Personally, I’m pretty sure they hate me! I can’t keep one alive either, Judy.
Feel free to join in, 3. Do you have luck with any particular plantings?
Honestly, all I really do is cut it back every autumn, and it grows big and healthy every spring! It seems to thrive on benign neglect more than anything else.
Last year I had a bunch of flowers beneath my front window, but my hands can’t take the digging this year. I miss my flowers.
Thanks Judy! I have a number of perennials – peony, daylily, iris, to name a few – as well as ornamentals, but for some reason? Roses just hate me! Glad I’m not alone in being the ‘rose killer’!
Sorry to hear about the lack of a flower bed this year, Dragonwriter; digging in the dirt can be so gratifying, but painful when your hands are hurting.
I love growing my flowers, Dragon! I didn’t have this much space to work with when I lived in WV. The funny thing is, Andrew’s ex didn’t do anything with all this space when she was here. All these wonderful spaces for flower beds left unappreciated. I wish I could come and plant some for you! The growing process – - it’s very inspirational!
I admit, I’m not much of a gardener…but I loved my hydrangeas and snapdragons. That’s why I’m so glad my rosebush is blooming…! And I can see it right from my window.
3 – are irises annuals or perennials? I’ve always admired them, but haven’t tried any.
DW – my daughter gave me a (an?) hydrangea for mother’s day – a white one. A week after, all of the blossoms dropped. Any advice?
I’ve got a few rose bushes. Some grow seven feet tall every year, even though I cut them back to a couple of feet every fall. I also have some climbing roses that I totally ignore.
Irises can be perennial.
Judy – Irises are perennials – root/tubers, grown right at the surface. Easy, actually, as long as you can keep the pests away.
Love hydrangeas! My mom had a lace-capped one that was quite lovely. It was quite sensitive, and that’s about all I know. Hope Dragonwriter has better advice than that for you!
If you have a water garden, just drop the irises in there…they’ll do great!
oh, Admiral – I’m jealous of your rose-growing skills! I bet they’re lovely. My grandmother was able to grow them like that, too – the skill just didn’t seem to filter down, I guess!
My rosebush gets six or seven feet tall every summer, too! Right now there are about 8-10 buds ready to bloom.
Unfortunately, they’re red roses…not white.
OH! And as for hydrangeas…I bought a specific kind of plant food for them, mixed it into the soil, and they thrived! It was specific to that particular flower, and you could buy it in either base or acid, depending upon what color flowers you wanted. They needed gallons and gallons of water, too (they put the hydro- in hydrangea, let me tell you!).
Gotta run, all – thanks for including me! Here’s hoping for another lovely day tomorow for everyone – weather was perfect here today!
*shyly waves*
G’night folks!
G’night, 3heathens…it was a pleasure talking with you. Have a lovely evening!
Anytime, 3. It was a pleasure chatting with you.
Thanks for the tip on the food, Dragon – I’ll look for it tomorrow at Lowe’s. And come back anytime, 3 – it was nice to see a new face! Well, I’m worn out for dayl Night, all!
*squeeze!*
‘Nite Judy. Thanks for stopping by! *squeeze*
I usually have to take care of my mothers plants when she is away, and the advice she gave me is to pay attention to 4 things. Sunlight, water, depth(including all layers and what each consisted of) and ph level. Her prize plants are her Japanese maple, her rose of Sharon (tri-colo(u)r) and her various indoor plants. Those, are just wow, he jade, benjamina, hibiscus, and many others. Whenever she leaves for a while, I get stuck with the watering schedule. Still don’t know how she does it. She gave each of us, (her kids (4)) a jade to take care of. Mine is actually fairing rather well.
I’m curious admiral, what is in your veggie garden. Currently my parents have tomato plants going along with some onion bulbs. We add basil and parsley in a week. We might also include some bean sprouts.
This reminds me of an old ad for a store’s website. They acted like navigating the website was like riding an elevator that could move quickly through the store. At one point the elevator stopped and the guy said, “Eleventeenth floor!” So I guess they had arrived at floor eleventeen. *shrug*
Well, that’s just silly. Everyone knows it’s eleventy-ten.
“Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy one today!”
When you make it to one hundred and eleven, we let you make up any numbers you want. You deserve it, for kicking death’s ass for so many years.
I heartily agree.
yay!! happy birfdays!
*blows into cute noise maker*
*brings out cake that says”happy eleventy-oneth birthday, afraid!!!”*
Awesome
hums *Ballad of Bilbo Baggins*
I can’t bear to see a sad penguin.
sorry just testing out the emotocons!
I can show you a few if you like!
That’s not Fred. Imposter.
Did the comment section just turn into a nilly-willy chat room?
And you are contributing. Congrats!
To the comments section, yes. Not to the chat room thingy.
aren’t both chat rooms and comments in bred siblings
letter overload fail
I’ve just remembered this cartoon in a Japanese magazine (I’m half Japanese) where this man is trying to update the 20th Century Fox logo to this century. Unfortunately, the cartoonist didn’t speak English very well, and the man ended up with “21th Century Fox”.
You just remined me of a Doors song
*sings*
that’s not fred but just as funny
wow
Have you heard of the Reply button? It is useful so as not to flood the section with random messages and have everybody search to whom it was intended.
Wow, way to be a dick to the newbie!
Newbie huh? I’m not buyin’ it.
Uh…the only one I see being a dick is you. >_> Newbie or not, this is not for excuses.
ok, if u r wondering, s.s. awsome is my sister.but if it says tofu mogu, it is me, ok??? i cant get the icon to change.
If she uses a different e-mail the avatar will change
See?
we share an e mail
So make a new one on yahoo. They’re completely free, and easy to make. It’ll save a lot of confusion.
how do i do that? i cant figure out!
ok, if u r wondering, s.s. awsome is my sister.but if it says tofu mogu, it is me, ok?? i cant get the icon to change.
hi ppl
Shouldn’t this be on engrish?
I concurith on that.
Am i too late?
Just how often do you have to ask that, MNM?!?!
*yawn*
If you are so extremely tired, then go to bed.
‘jenny is busy’.
the yawn makes me laugh.
what are you busy doing?
2kids under 2 years old + hubby on 3rth shift = jennyisbusy
ok, u dont have 2 worry, i made my sister go comment on lolcats now.
so if u see the penguin, it will always be me!!
I saw the penguin earlier, but now it’s a … giraffe?
BTW – HI! I’m Judy. Welcome to failblog.
That must be a long-neck penguin… By the way, tofu: Please try to spell and punctuate correctly. It would also be appreciated if you don’t use “2″ for “to”. Welcome.
I thought the cute penquin thing was just a joke – all I ever saw was the giraffe. Maybe we need special glasses.
on engrish it is a giraffe. on my screen it is a penguin for fail blog.*shrugs*
thith ith the firth time i’ve theen thith
Once again…Apparently anything can be a fail now…*yawn* Next site, please.
Why on 3rth do you keep coming back?
Apparently s/he doesn’t h8 this site as much as s/he claimed.
and s/he should now admit that and actually maker entertaining and/or on pic topics.
What?
he or she should make comments that are funny or on topic and not say they hate this site
Well I’m just happy to see that I’m not the only one here whose gender is the subject of speculation.
Maybe you should use a ♂ or a ♀ in your name to put an end to all speculations.
You mean like this?
Yep.
I dont even know how to do the symbol thingy in my name. Especially when Gravatar warned me that I had to stick with my name for all times and never change it or something to that effect. It was quite threatening, but I forgive Gravatar.
It’s as simple a closing your browser!
Knowledge is power.
And money and nukes make countries a super power.
*coughmediacough*
Meh.
*as
I know this is totally random…but I was hoping somebody could clarify a bumper sticker I saw today when I was driving home from work…it said: Do not underestimate the chocolate side of the force.
The bloody hell does that mean?!
nonsense
Was is Dark chocolate, as that might explain some of it.
oh wait it may be a reference to come to the darkside we have cookies/brownies
I was thinking it’s gotta be that…but still…
Ohh…dark side cookies with chocolate?? Lurk do you have some more?
Hi everyone how was your week?
*group squeeze*
pretty good and i have some dark side chocolate cookies
Mmm…may I have one? Nice to meet you Prof. I’m usually on too late to talk to anyone.
I’ma hearin’ ya Anniebunny! Still…the team will arrive sooner or later! *crosses fingers*
yes you may and im on all day and all night because im bored 99.99% of the time
Thank you Sarah, that’s the biggest laugh I’ve had in days!
This is a fail of a fail. They put the fail caption when fail was written on the paper already.
Which makes it a success. You see it succeeds at failing, which…
Wait, that would make it a fail, so…
Ugh.
its the new numeric system…. Dont you know about it?!
education fail.
http://www.eatabigone.wordpress.com
hmmm….
Don’t we all love David 3rth? (waiting for puntastic laughter…)
Ahahaha, on a slightly more serious note, this fails big time, along with those stupid “My first geometry” books…. Don’t those creators know how to count??
I think this is in Calgary in China Town
I’ll take threeve for 500 Alex …..lol
Wheres the 4rdth floor?
haha, that is from my school, it directs the ESL students where to go. We suck at the edumacatin’
I’ve been there! That’s in the staircases at SAS Radisson Oslo, near the bus station! Not trollin’, I have a nearly identical picture!
I saw a similar mistake on a sign recently but I didn’t have the presence of mind to snap a pic… it said “Open July 4th and 5rd.” Yes, fiverd.
that’s funny, too bad you didn’t get it
OMFG STFU. FALL SOMEHOW = FAiL FALL IS FAIL, and the human race stopped laughing a day after laughing was invented. THE DAY AFTER THAT SOMEONE FELL TO MAKE A JOKE AND NO ONE LAUGHED AND HERE YOU ARE A BILLION YEARS LATER STILL THINKING ITS FUNNY! please die