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FIRST. omg!!!! Did the editor die?!?!?!?!?
TIPSINESS
i win
you all lose
but seriously, I think someone died. Anyone know who died?
Except you used the ‘i’ twice – FAIL
Two I’s sorry
PENIS
thankz 4 clearin that upppp. it took me a while 2 get that…
two ‘i’s in the word wheel. FAIL REJECTED
I din’t think si.
Hello, Hairy!! *squeeze*
Your answer does not contain an obvious naughty word, so fail for being all adult and stuff, too bad you completely ruined that beforehand too by posting first. So double fail for you sir!
Lalalala I got the c word through moderation. WIN!!
It says that there are TEN letters, when in fact, there are only NINE.
Delete the comment above.
BUT you have to use the letter in the center of the wheel, which is an “I”, so therefore, there are 2 “I”s. Read the directions.
errrrr….. I did…….tipsiness……
I was talking to the person who said that you could only use each letter once, “TheDaddy”, not you, you won =D
Tinklenator
June 5, 2009 at 4:15 am
“two ‘i’s in the word wheel. FAIL REJECTED”
fail rejection REJECTED
Two “I’s” —- FAIL
To clear up any confusion before hand, I mean there are 2 in the wheel so as to say the person saying Tinklenator used it twice fail… amen.
faiil? lol
No you must make a word using the middle letter and then all the letters outside the centre.
Needless to say, we absolutely pissed ourselves at school when this came into the Sixth Form Common Room…
umm there is 2 i in there … …
I guess I jinxed it when I used the plural back a few fails ago!
*pushes off top of Empire State Building for jinxing*
No Tinklenator but we all wish you’d fall off a cliff
inept, inset, neist, nepit, nests, nisse, nites, pents, pests, piets, pines, pints, pises, piste, sensi, senti, sents, septs, siens, sient, sines, sipes, sises, sists, sites, snies, snipe, snips, snits, spent, spets, spies, spine, spins, spite, spits, stein, stens, steps, sties, stipe, tines, insets, instep, nepits, nisses, pisses, pistes, sensis, sepsis, sients, snipes, speiss, spines, spinet, spites, steins, stipes, insteps, sensist, spinets
Directions say no plurals. (that eliminates about 40 of those =P)
pwnd…win
Your forget the obvious!
PENIS
Also piss.
Along with this, you must use the central letter, i, in each. Direction reading fail.
Also your not suppose to use foreign words >.>
cause I’m positive sensi is one @_@
1. interspersions
2. sportiveness
3. disruptiveness
4. pitilessness
5. propitiousness
6. introspectiveness
7. responsibilities
8. pointlessness
9. impressionist
10. representativeness
11. descriptiveness
12. picturesqueness
13. precipitousness
14. sprightliness
15. piteousness
16. spitefulness
17. pettinesses
18. stupidness
19. impressionistic
20. oppositeness
21. superlativeness
22. dissipatedness
23. misrepresentations
24. bumptiousness
25. pretentiousness
26. spiritedness
27. priestliness
28. compassionateness
29. insupportableness
30. impressionists
31. passionateness
32. superstitions
33. expeditiousness
34. intersperses
35. superstitiousness
36. inhospitableness
37. respectiveness
38. nonspecialists
39. disparateness
40. positiveness
41. spiritualness
42. prospectiveness
43. unpretentiousness
44. impetuousness
45. sprightfulness
46. dispassionate
47. supersensitive
48. supersubstantial
49. expressionists
50. repetitiousness
51. disreputableness
52. neoplasticists
53. pseudoscientist
54. pestiferousness
55. pertinaciousness
56. parasynthesis
57. postimpressionism
58. supersensitiveness
59. impressionistically
60. dispassionately
61. inspissate
62. expressionist
63. studentships
64. appositeness
65. spermatogenesis
66. dispiritedness
67. presuppositions
68. intussuscept
69. susceptiveness
70. intussusceptive
71. pseudosophistication
72. expressionistic
73. upstandingness
74. prestigiousness
75. protrusiveness
76. spinsterish
77. disputatiousness
78. pretensionless
79. superpositions
80. tipsiness
81. transpassive
82. inappositeness
83. indisputableness
84. supposititiousness
85. antiperistalsis
86. pettishness
87. expressionistically
88. intussusception
89. spiritlessness
90. punctiliousness
91. statesmanship
92. percussionist
93. disrespectfulness
94. praiseworthiness
95. sportiness
96. antisepsis
97. spottiness
98. progressionist
99. photosynthesis
100. predispositions
101. despitefulness
102. dispassionateness
103. repressionist
104. inspissated
105. misrepresents
106. surreptitiousness
107. captiousness
108. pastiness
109. hypersensitiveness
110. hypersensitises
111. photosensitiser
112. serpentises
113. personisations
114. supersensitisation
115. serpentinisations
116. hypersensitise
117. prestandardisations
118. hypersensitised
119. serpentinises
120. depersonalisations
121. prestandardises
122. professionalisations
123. cosmopolitanises
124. photosynthesizes
125. parenthesises
126. nonsympathisers
127. unphosphatiseds
128. enhypostatises
129. pasteurisations
130. unsupernaturalises
131. professionalisation
132. hypersensitisation
133. transparentises
134. sycophantises
135. partisanises
136. supercivilisations
137. photosensitising
138. supercarbonisations
139. professionalizations
140. impersonalisations
141. sapientises
142. personalisations
143. photosensitisers
144. supersensitization
145. supernaturalises
146. peasantises
147. pedestrianises
148. trypsinises
149. supersensitisations
150. photosynthesise
151. hypersensitisations
152. unsympathisabilities
153. photosynthesised
154. photosynthesises
155. antisepticises
156. Spartanises
157. antiseptises
158. ultraspecialisations
159. unprotestantises
160. hypersensitising
161. photosensitised
162. septicisations
163. overspecialisations
164. superorganisations
165. depressurisation
166. photoisomerisations
167. photosynthesising
168. photosensitise
169. photosensitizations
170. photosensitisations
171. unspiritualises
172. supercanonisations
173. unsympathisables
174. proselytisations
175. rephosphorisations
176. hyperinsulinisations
177. misanthropises
178. specialisations
179. hyperspiritualisings
180. photosensitizers
181. hyposensitise
182. unapostatiseds
183. photosensitizes
184. pressurisation
185. hypersensitizes
186. hypersensitizations
187. supersensitizations
188. photosensitisation
189. photosensitises
190. propositionises
191. hyposensitisation
192. topdressings
193. passionates
194. steppingstones
195. antidepressants
196. hypersensitivities
197. trespassing
198. expansionists
199. preservationists
200. dispensations
201. percussionists
202. spinsters
so you did all those in 10 minutes? lol
They can only be 9 letters long at a maximum – as it says, there is one 9 letter word, which is “Tipsiness”
You cannot use the same letter more than once
where is there an x on the wheel? #33, 198 and probably others. idiot.
i have provided you with a revised list, excluding all of the words that reuse letters, don’t use the middle letter, use random letters from nowhere, or are plural.
sorry if i missed any.
0. you fail
to all of you syaing he failed he got it right there are 2 ‘i’s one is in the center of the wheel
grats mate
Touché!
A few things clarified.
1) You fail for numerous reasons
2) Being first on a fail comment section is like being the first one in the loo. Everyone’s going to piss anyways, so why bother marking that.
3) Shove the “did he die” up your ass and go yell it at youtube. I swear you will get banned if you say that irritating phrase few more times.
4) What is so funny with the “did he die” memes”? Now attention whores think they have a purpose in life just by saying that! Oh well, if this keeps you away from suicide, keep it best at youtube…or not. Suicide is an option.
will I die?
Shoot yourself in the foot FAIL. (And yes, we will all die some day).
Yes
JasonK. Always mad.
*pushes off top of Empire State Building*
Your confusing—– FAIL
5rth comments fail
Hmmmmm.. what can I spell?????
And what are they munching and scoffing in the adjacent panel?
I can’t even work out what is doing the munching!
Looks like a pair of communists.
Sharing the scoffing and munching equally? It’s despicable.
The munching and scoffing actually made me laugh more than the actual fail.
“Testis”
The idea is that you can use each letter only once.
Otherwise you could have, say, tennispenis.
Is that like tennis elbow?
Again woth the pea-ness!
*with
My mind is obviously not dirty enough- first word I saw was spines! doh!
You just have more backbone than the rest of us.
ah well I shall just Lumbar on!
All is well, I truss?
You must be either under 12 or over 80.
nope- married!
… to be a ticket collector at the movie theater.
… to ride this ride.
…..to be a paper delivery person (get me, being all PC!)
Hee hee hee! “Get her!” That was your whole plan, huh, “get her.” Very scientific.
You know, you don’t act like a scientist. You’re more like a game show host.
What if the game show was Who Wants To Be A Scientist?
No plural words allowed.
TSSpenis
or
penisTSS?
TSS Penis sounds like a cruiseship throwing the sort of parties I don’t want to attend.
Shhhh, you can’t say the ‘P’ word on the internets! They will find you!!!
Eeek! Is 56.8wpm fast enough to get away from the internets?
I’ll have a P please, Bob.
*mops up hexagonally tiled floor*
Make sure you clean all 8 sides.
*doesn’t get it*
Octagons have 6 sides and hexagons have 8.
I guess you missed me on the original fail.
…oh wait, you did it to me again!
GAH! Now I’m going to catch it.
Sweet p-word?
Got to catch them all!
No….. Hexagons have six sides and octagons have eight. You got it backwards.
Fail. Thats the point.
Look down the homepage a few fails
See geometry fail. Octagon with 6 sides.
(Morning all!)
Morning, Moowski! How’s your Friday shaping up so far?
Happy Friday you sexy fail bloggers…
Hey, Mal! How’s it hangin’?
Delightfully! It’s an absolutely dreary day, but, it’s Friday!
*squeezes Mal and Judy*
I’ve kept my pants on most the morning, so a good day so far!
*peers around corner*
Psssst…can I come out now?
makes me wish they were octagonal- then I would only have 6 sides to deal with.
*sigh
*pushes BFF off Empire State Building, u catch him, he’s KOed*
A sweet Pee?
All right, time’s up. Pens down everybody!
Pens down, baby pens down,
gimme your love gimmegimme your love…
*puts pens up nose*
*headbutts table*
Morning Arthur.
*waves*
*slumps*
awibble
Where are the pens now?!
Morning!
The peneal gland
Looking forward to the weekend?
No work, sleeping as long as I want, doing nice things during the day and fun stuff in the evening? No.
That sounds like hell. You poor thing.
How will you cope?
There’s a handy word puzzle up there if you need to take a break from the better things you have planned.
I’m planning to ignore the weekend entirely. I’ll just work like it’s Monday! YAY!
I think you may just pull through then!
*phew*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
What about you? Doing anything special?
It’s looking like no
Nothing planned.
Get some relaxing done I guess.
That doesn’t sound like a reason to
to me…
It’s funny that I also like weekends, but for the opposite reason – It’s when I make most of my money (serving in a restaurant).
I’ll have to remember that tip.
Try to remember it 20-25% of the time!
Damn Arthur, you are to realistic.
…as cardboard cutouts are to heaven.
Heehee!
In Pittsburgh, trying to win the Stanley Cup.
Eww
Spenists – some kind of super penis society??
*mumbles as one long word* idontevenknow.
Jesus christ, it spells “NISTS”! That’s horrible!
And the world is still wondering why young people getting dirty.
That’s from tree climbing.
Do you really belive that?
Well, that and falling out of them.
If I remember my childhood correctly, almost anything does…
Playing football in the park, jumpers for goalposts. . .
*wishful sigh*
I hate my ankle! And the weather we’re having since two weeks or so. I want to play FOOOOOOOTBAAAAALL!!!
Sadly you get arrested for trying to play with random kids in the park nowadays. It was easier when younger.
For me it was pretending to be the SAS with my brother- full camoflage for a little girl was thought of as a little weird!
Super Awesome Society?
That’s the badger
Ehm…I depens what they are doing on the tree…maybe they try to make a new kamasutra book?
I’m beginning to belive you don’t get the point.
*nods*
Psst… it says penis!
*giggles*
It also says “Ei”.
It does not say vagina, though. Nor does it say parenthesis.
You’re trying to “spin it” now, aren’t you?
In spite of your attempts to lower the tone :p
You’re just being a “pest” now. :p
I just pine for the way things used to be.
There there. Have some pie. Fresh from the tin.
Would you like some pie?
(clicky)
This is f*cking ridiculous!
Dammit I want all BBCs on cable in NL, not just 1 and 2.
*sips tea and listens*
There, there! It isn’t that bad.
*drowns sorrow in a pint*
glubglubglub.
*Hands out pens*
*steps up and grabs a pen*
Thank you
Well if you insist, lets do a pub quiz! Wheee!
Q “which PETS are best?”
Nits?
*spits out beer*
Jeez… this bar is crappy!
Hey! Don’t spit out what you spent money on. Piss it out instead!
Drinking already? Well maybe just a nip.
Wow, gotta go right now or it will be like that time I sent piss flying all over the bathroom walls. Amazing how impaired your judgment can get from the slightest tipsiness
Something weird about this thread. Can’t quite pin it down though.
I’ll just sit here until you figure it out.
We need to get it under control before the whole site spins out of control!
*puts feet up on a bar stool*
I’ll watch you all from here cos my insteps are really uncomfortable.
What about Piss Nets?
Tacky with the black dress.
*snork*
*sniggle*
Hehe… looks like the Metro to me. They’re forever doing borderline stuff like this, as it’s almost exclusively an adult-read paper (or in areas with lots of kids riding the bus to school, age 12+ at least). First time I’ve seen it in the clockword though.
Suspect shoppage, but if it is, it’s well done.
It’s actually a london lite from around 8th April.
And the fail is actually that there is no 9-letter word!
Actually, there is – but more importantly, can you explain the ‘munch, scoff’ cartoon?
i refer the esteemed gentleman to my previous comments, re: free newspaper. London Lite just sounds like some cut down regional variant of metro to me as it looks to have very similar stuff in it. including dodgy cheap-ass cartoons. (Though I do have a soft spot for Nemi)
Moral of the story is, you can’t lose readership revenue if you’re a free paper, and if you bury stuff like this deep enough that advertisers won’t spot it (or make it funny / fairly non offensive; penis is also in the dictionary after all), you won’t lose income that way either. Got a bit of a free cannon.
also, probably something to do with
http://neilkerber.com/welcome.html
Research of which suggests this might actually be the Mirror. In which case it’s also probably to be expected, as anyone reading it with the kind of mindset to get offended rather than amused won’t even make it as far as that page before either kicking off, getting bored, or just tired out from reading.
In the c0ckword? What? (other comment awaiting moderation)
My Metro never had a penis…
you coulda put NOS on it, might have been a suitable subsititute?
C-L-OCKword, moron. LRN2/SPELINNGE
i am back.!
I am back.! Again.
!
When I was done a test when I was in 6th grade, I was doing a wordsearch, and I found the word S3MEN
Testing…semen….
You don’t need to l33t it.
Sorry, I didn’t know if it was on the list.
I didn’t even tell a teacher about it. I was just like, ROFL.
There isn’t a hard “list” for all words. It appears to use one of those fuzzy algorithms that learns what’s good and what’s not. Sometimes it goes haywire on perfectly innocent posts, due to the proximity of certain words in a sentence.
But, if you use “f*ck” you’re pretty much guaranteed to get moderated! I still haven’t figured it out, so I have started swapping letters on any word that has even a remotely suggestive second-meaning.
Gah! Fuzzy math has now evolved into fuzzy algorithms!
We should train this fuzzy algorithm not to recognise what isn’t good. FISH STICKS!!! :rant:
Fuzzy the fish is already making a list.
Shhh! We don’t refer to fish as food here.
*checks to make sure Fluffy isn’t about*
Don’t you know fish sticks are not made with real fish anymore.
Yes, Alex. Algorithm for $100. What is not exactly the former vice-president’s name?
*Tasting*
Yup.
Blaarg.
It’s more exciting to find it in sixth grade.
I got a restraining order last time I tried looking though.
Better than a gag order, I guess…
or a non-molestation order
Hmmm.
S P E N T
P I N T S
Oh hi… P E N I S !
Hahahahahahahaha.
It sounds like you just discovered one.
Hahahahahahaha.
His own, perhaps?
The text says that there is also an word with 9 letters.
Someone found it out?
It’s the second com
ingment.This will make no sense once T has been erased.
Hello everyone! What a wonderful day for typical fail pictures!
No, seriously, I find these types of pictures immature.
This is obviously an intentional penis reference, from a culture much more sexually and socially mature than any of you idiots who think this is a mistake…
I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Shut up, Shirley.
Why yes. Yes it-
Oh wait…*re-reads*
Are you talking about my comment or the picture?
I’ve found a universal reply, that’s all.
Curses, now my brain hurts…
or maybe that was from my final I just took?
*snork!*
Yeah, what happend to fails like the one where Mozart accidentaly wrote “C minor” on his symphony instead of “E minor”? That was hilarious!
I know!
We need more original fails like that.
I was hoping for a major fail.
hmm…
Oh I get it, hah hah.
Someone fetch me a music book and a pen!
Someone fetch me a piano stool and a penis!
I think you mean “Pianist,” MRN.
Ooops! I always get those confused! Which ones are more talented?
Depends on what you want to play…
Skin flute?
To answer that, I need to know what you mean by “talented”.
NO MORE PEA-NESS! I can take n’more, lad! *ahem* (Sorry, carried away in the moment. Carry on.)
Arthur Eld if you took out “like the” in your sentence would it not flow better?.
No.?.!
how about the word “similar to”.
…
ANOTHER grammar correction fail.
Yes, would have worked, too. But, my non-friend, out of all people you want to correct me? In your last comment alone were two mistakes, even though you managed to punctuate correctly.
No, it wouldn’t. Look, I’ll prove it;
Orgininal
Yeah, what happend to fails like the one where Mozart…
With “simalar to”
Yeah, what happend to fails similar to one where Mozart
oh wait… SHYT
Ok, you’d have to leave the “the” in.
No no, I fail.
I admit it, I fail.
You CAN use “similar to” and take out the “the”.
If you guys can polish this a bit you could be the next Seinfeld.
hmm…
*looks up Seinfeld on google”
Really??? You miss at least 10% of my references then!
Hey, that series apparently ended when I was 4!
It reruns constantly in the US. I think it’s a shame you haven’t seen it. Many critics consider it the best TV comedy of all time.
He also made the best Microsoft commercial of all time.
Was Seinfield Polish then?
Rubs out i
*wanders off whistling to self*
Polsh?
No, He meant the extra “i” in “Seinfield”.
extra i in seinfeld…..
*facepalm*
*hem
she- my name does say it
“k@”…No, it doesn’t.
And what does it matter anyway? *shrugs*
I know it doesn’t matter, I just thought it was a little more obvious than it has proved to be
k @ k at?
I know you’re female but that’s not what I meant. Unless I missed something, which is quite probable.
I’m sorry I have a cold
That sounds so promising! And all I have to do is to *giggles* polish your… I have done that before! I’m not as innocent as I look! But do you swear that I’ll be famous?
…and all I really wanted was to give 5 Eagles the opportunity to remove the “a” from “a bit” to tighten my joke.
Sorry about the “a” MRN.
No, it works either way.
You don’t have to be mean to me all the time. I was making a point. This is where we post comments. Not English class.I have yet to read a book where action word have ” * ” to emphasis *squeeze*, I know what you people are doing I think it is great.
I may have trouble typing and transferring my thoughts to here but I am not an idiot. So slice me some slack. Ok so I am not your friend but I am a human being and deserve a little respect. I read what you say with alot of respect and you make me laugh at the most part, but keep it light, make love not war.
*offers olive branch to Arthur Eld*
Eagle, it’s not your grammar and punctuation, as much as the hostile insults you’ve directed at some of the regulars here (“eat sh*t” comes to mind). People don’t easily forget these things. You’ve also displayed intolerance and bigotry at times. Careful what you sow.
Guess you don’t either eh?.
I’ve spotted at least 3 grammar fails in this comment.
But…
*holds up sugar-coated poison ivy”
Peace?
First of all, you corrected me, I was merely pointing out the fact that you had two mistakes in your short comment. Secondly, if you think back you might remember that I attempted a rather humorous approach to correct your permanent punctuation problems a while ago. And thirdly, I read yesterday that you told Dragonwriter to eat shit. That bothers me and makes you my non-friend. Do you really expect to be welcome somewhere when you insult people who have been there way before you arrived? If you show respect you’ll get respect.
Yes I have learned from my mistakes AE. Forgive and forget like in world war 2 eh?.
Enemies we are from here on out.
I feel like I must say this, 5 eagles:
I have watched your comments for a long time now, and have hoped in vain for you to come to your senses. I think your moniker made me soft, as it reminds me of the native American indians, and I commiserate with them. But alas, you have gone one straw too far. To tell DW to eat s*it takes the cake. It also is to your detriment to make an open declaration of enemies with Arthur. In doing so, no one will respond to you henceforth, unless they are a n0ob or a troll. Congratulations on your future isolation in Failblog.
Grammar correction fail.
Sines pits? (bad spelling of Sinus- or geometrical reference….you decide)
Unrelated News Flash:
David Carradine died. He was found naked, hanging in a closet, with a rope around his neck and genitals. This is too weird.
I will refrain from any “Grasshopper” jokes or “Kill Bill” jokes today.
Which one is David Carradine?.
He made a lot of bad guy movies..I knew he died but not the details. Ack.
oops….
did he die?
*yawns*
Yep…I was thinking about this all day. I just can’t understand why he had rope around his peaness.
Thai police have suggested it was “an accident”. Exsqueeze me??! Whoops, I just accidentally tied this rope around my nuts, and whoops, got it tied around my neck, and whoops, hung myself!
This type of thing must happen all the time in Thailand.
Kinky bastards.
That’s kinky? You’re easily pleased
Hmmm, my hubby woke me up with this news, followed by a shouting match about his snoring- so it hasn’t really sunk in as yet.
“Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation.”
Yowzers.
Try explaining that one to the missus.
^
I like vaginas ROFL.
come to my house I have a hole bunch
*tickle tickle tickle*
Wooooo!!!!!!!!
*group squeeze!*
*Giggle*
Oh you guys.
Watch where you are putting your hand.
That wasn’t her hand! *waggles eyebrows*
Muahahahaha!
Should I be afraid?
.
Yes, I think I should.
Maybe this new game I got will help cheer you up…
*holds up Attack of the killer smilies 2: revenge of Mr. Smile*
I prefer StickWars.
OKAY… let’s end this sub-topic before it get’s out of hand…
*tickletickletickle*
*squeeze*
*snorklol*
Ouch!
HAHAHA!
You’re not Aja.
No, I’m not. But when I saw you tickling her I accidentally snorklolled. (whatever that means)
HAHAHA!
We really gotta get this gender thing sorted.
Aja does not mean to imply gender.
It’s a reference to the best song ever recorded.
*remembers Aja’s balls!*
*gets up out of rocking chair*
*pours DrB another lemonade*
Sorry. I’m new here.
*corrects “her” to “him”*
Lemonade?
do vaginas come in bunches?
this banana smells like fish
This cucumber smells like beaver.
*cough cough!* Did I just say that? HOW IMMATURE! *cough*
A while ago I was in the supermarket on a Friday, shortly before closing time (yes, Americans, we have that here). I saw a woman there who was almost running through the supermarket, hurrying to the checkout counter… and all she bought was a cucumber. Of course it was most likely the missing ingredient for her dinner or something, but still I snickered.
*snork* Wow Arthur, you have closing times there in Germany? Isn’t it just some outdoor market place or something?
(you know I ♥ You, and I’m being sarcastic right?)
It’s the opposite here to the States (at least California): Our supermarkets close at eight, but our clubs and bars never close – or as late as 9am or something. We’re going to gas stations if we need to buy something at night. They developed into supermarkets with gasoline over the years.
Ah, yes. The only supermarket in the town I live in closes at 8PM so I have to go to the liquor store for whatever I need after that. Our bars close at 2am usually.
I used to work in a club. Some of the partys really started at 2am. Not kidding. I m a g i n e how strange it was for me to be in L.A.
*Imagines Arthur as a GoGo dancer in a club.* nah.
I see what you mean though. Perhaps one day I will get to Germany and party hard like you guys
Here in Las Vegas, most supermarkets don’t close – ever; the liquor stores are inside the supermarkets; which also usually have a 24-hour available gas pumps AND slot machines; and, last, but certainly not the end of it: what happens here, stays … posted on youtube long after you’re dead.
This is ridiculous, I’m not getting any work done here on my day off.
Um, if it’s your day off, you shouldn’t be working.
I meant house work of course.
(will she buy it?)
I don’t buy it.
What if I throw in this shamwow as well?
Very tempting but I think I want more.
OI! here I is again!
I just heard I passed the 3rd year of my school!
You should turn around and go back then.
Heehee!!!
Congratulations, you dirty, hairy old coot
So, is I right to assume that now you never have to spell or use grammar again?
I never had to
It’s some sort of ‘university’ for creativity and art
So now you’re advancing to the 4th grade? You must be younger than I thought.
I think we both meant congratulations Hairy.
*group squeeze*
*squeeze*
How old did you guess I was?
Older than ten…
Hahahaha
Next year is the 4th grade of my MBO school.
You where right! I’m 18
Congratulations, Hairy!!
Speaking of pea-ness, the first guard “cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. What does that tell us children?
-
‘morning everyone. *squeezes* all around.
That there are exactly 100 years between the two inventions?
*squeeze*
So does that mean it took men 100 years to realize the brain is most important? Teehee
You should know by now that most of a male’s brain cells are located between his legs.
Good to know. I shouldn’t kick there first going forward.
That’s why we grab out crotches a lot. Stimulates blood flow to the brain cells, so we can think more clearly. Now if you’ll pardon me, I have an important meeting coming up, so I have to the men’s room to prepare.
*inserts missing “go” ^^^*
*sneaks in SQUEEZE for LEILA*
Don’t worry, I washed my hands.
Wow Brewski that was super fast!
They don’t call him flash for nothing.
That’s probably a phrase he doesn’t enjoy hearing.
It depends on the context.
Things come quickly to those with focus and determination!
*super squeeze back* …here’s some Purell. Just in case.
*follows Brewski with video camera*
Ah, but from a survival stand point you can still pass on your genetic material even if you are brain dead Soo… when you think about it really the balls are more important.
Hmmm…this raises so many questions, but I am going to be good.
That if you be honest and fair, your honesty should
admit no discourse to your beauty.
*squeeze Leila*
Where you been?
You must protect your balls?
Hi Jules. Been out of the office to take care of some family business.
…and yes, you must always protect your balls.
1 ball
2 ball
black ball
blue ball
How do you manage 1 blue ball?
Very carefully.
Hello person!
*squeeze*
I have NO IDEA who you are!
Now we are even … I have no idea who are either other than you’re a person too. At least we have something in common.
Well… I AM kind of new to the commenting thing…
I’m sort of a grammar cop…
You forgot to put “you” in between “who are”, btw.
Got it … please allow for caffeine to reach brain and I will do better sir/ma’am.
I’m a sir.
And I hate to cut this short but this is the last day I’m going to wake up early enough to carry on a conversation.
Goodbye failblog!
See you next school year! Can’t wait for sophmore…
Balls, not brains?
Yes.
all of yu are idiots
No, I’m a moron.
no that would be an insult to morons
*squeeze*
Who is insulting moomins?
no, I am an imbecille.
I’m just a fool on a hill.
~Sees the sun going down, and the eyes in his head
sees the world spinning round.~
*puts jam in a barell and rolls her down hill* Keep your legs tucked in under you!!!!!
*starts rolling*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Hits a tree*
*tries to stand up but falls over*
Blaaaarg!
Oh my. I had a hunch that this was not a good idea.
*hands jam a bag of shamwows to clean up the mess*
What’s a yu?
That used to be the international abbreviation for Yugoslavia, I believe.
Yu don’t say?
*squeezes all the bloggies I love, though many hours late* *hopes cyber-space is kind and these squeezes don’t find themselves in squeeze-limbo instead*
ENISTSSP ?
dont get it…
seriously you sit here and comment on failed blogs all day which means you should submitt your own picture and under it in big bold letters put….(LIFE FAIL)
Ah c’mon! You could do better than that! Caps, insults, threats – that’s the way to go!
Aww…thank you taking the time of your busy and important life to tell us all this.
your welcome.
Have a good day, k?
how about i have a grand day k?
It’s your life! You choose how you want your day to be.
Can I also have a welcome or is it Leila’s welcome?
You can certainly help yourself to mine. I do not want.
no your a punk
are you an emo?
no im gay and happy. you?
im an emo and hate my life…
I was, but that’s been a while. BTW – don’t you think it’s mysterious how I manage to reply to you directly under your comments?
like i just did to you……wowwwww.
*applauds*
thank you thank you. im not as dumb as you think and your not as smart as you sound.
But you admit he sounds smart. First impressions are normally right.
haha she gets it. very good
Do I get a second chance?
sure go ahead. wow me
I wasn’t talking to you, but since you asked for it: For someone claiming how lifeless people posting here are you surely spend a lot of time here, don’t you think?
actually no. im waiting to go to my next class in 5 min.
You’ll have a hard time in university, considering your spelling problems.
You can try to sound foolish Arthur but we all know the truth.
(Thanks! *squeeze*)
There there!
(*squeeze*)
*adds another squeeze*
*deducts a squeeze and multiplies by 2,000*
*squeezes^inf*
I fold.
I *spindle* – no *mutilation* allowed, however.
wow- how did you know my hair colour, oh sorry you said punk, meh- same deal.
all lamezzzzzzzzzzzz
le mis? never seen it- know the words-
its lames sweetie. almost like what you old people called the squares.
boy i tell you. you people dont have jobs or nothing?? woww
nope sry
im livin in germany
and its 3pm
I’m at work for a law firm right now- you= fail
actually im at school. its sad you just said that. giving all lwyers a bad name…now i have to change my major
multitasking is a b*tch honest! :rol:
Heh…just the fact that you spelled lawyers incorrectly makes me glad you are changing your major.
There seems to be a surprising number of law firm employees on fail blog these days….
Am waiting on job interviews elsewhere- no doubt their internets policies will be less lenient!
I like the idea of a custard fairy.
Do you wave your wand and make custard appear on syrup sponge?
undoubtedly! yum yum- there is not enough custard in this world.
Do you?
and yea i do have a job. haha now your turn
You do?
Do wa diddy deedee dum deedee do?
That almost looks like lolspeak.
But a nifty earworm.
My company pays me to play here.
pretty cool
oh wow great job!
You too, after you are out of your diapers, can inspire to have a job like this.
Sssht… he likes to wear them…
Oh.
No jobs here – we are all at the public library together. Oh and the can in my picture was donated by a local church.
photoshopped
nah, just the metro
they ran a short article on 4chan trolling youtube with porn last week
chels are you dead?
chels smells
Chel’s bell smells.
chels’ breath smells
chels fuzzy well smells
Who is Chel?
Nobody.
K.
*spies your new icon*
HEY! Spy with eyes not hands.
I did. (Why does everyone think I’m using my hands?)
If everyone is saying it then you must be doing it. Intentionally or not.
What the chel IS THAT THING??!!?
Chel’s bells…
Should have called myself Arthur Dethur…
is that like R2D2?
*squeeze*
Ja, und Herr drei-Sie-pi-O.
For whom does the bell toll?
Metallica
*air guitar*
Hero of the Day
*air drums*
Morning! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
OI! *queeze*
*squeeze*
*giggles*
Hey, your cilia are tickling me! What are you anyway, a ciliate protozoon?
Good morning everyone!
‘morning!
Top of the mornin’ to you all, as well! I wish you Friday squeezes!
*friday squeeze*
Leila, the new avatar is cool.
I am happy that you approve!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Morning!
‘morning! Hope you are having a good day.
Hi Judy. Happy Friday *squeeze*
Hi Friday. Happy Judy? *squeeze*
Happy Judy, indeed! *squeeze*
All praise St. Penis!
What if I don’t?
Are you a nonbeliever?
I was just curious what would happen.
I label you a heredick!
Pfft. You’re an orthodick.
HAHAHA
*opens cold can o’beer*
Who wants one? It is after 5 now.
*reminds jenny about timezones*
Timezones make you sad?
just a little
*puts beer back in fridge*
Tsk tsk. That means it’s always after five somewhere!
72 minutes left for me..
431 minutes here…
128
It’s in the fridge -just get it when you are ready.
But…but it’s already open!
By the time I get out of here (seven hours from now), it won’t be any good.
*hands Judy a mimosa*
Would this do?
You don’t really have to wait you know.
It’s Friday!!!!
How do the Lords of FB expect us to comment on this and not get moderated?
And Ladies.
They except us to say things like: LOZL! FURST!!11!
So they can kill us, when you say something else you will get moderated.
roflmao
Nice backpedal there, czuhc.
I see God sending a message about sin, or sitting on a penis. I’m not sure which.
PENIS in reverse is SINEP and sinep means mustard in estonian.
*smacking lips*
nope – nothing like mustard
HAHAHA, YOU CANT FIND ANYTHING THERE IS ALMOST NO VOWELS
it spells penis! is that not obvious!
PENIS WIN!
I don’t get it. What’s a penist?
I see… with the I in the middle, it spells “penis sist.” FAIL! That would be spelled C-Y-S-T.
HA, nobody noticed it but the previous weeks winner is “CATalepsy”
Penis Toxic Shock Syndrome
If one of those S’s were a 3rd I, you could have PENISITIS as the 9-letter word. ^o^ (not that it’s a real word, but it’d enhance the fail
)
Anyone else notice that, once you use the letters for PENIS, the remaining letters spell SITS?
Somehow, I think this is deliberate….
HA
lol there is not 9 letters only 8
There’s a “I” in the center, dude.
What’s wrong with spenists?
It’s plural.
Not sure if it’s been pointed out (I’m sure it has… if so, fail on me) but in case it hasn’t- you can only use each letter only once. So, yes- for those who pointed out that there’s 2 “i”s, good for you; but what about the three “s”s? Words like ‘tipsiness’ wouldn’t count.
Apparently the editor left his brain at home that day. Good on him [/sarcasm].
When it says that, it means you have 3 S’s to use for each word, rather than only being allowed to use any particular letter once. So tipsiness would be a perfectly valid word.
PENISISTS is invalid due to it being plural…
LMAO
God I feel like such an idiot. I just now realized that the wheel contained the word ‘penis’.
I don’t get it?
sipenists?
too many consonants?
?!?
no, the words “Penis” and “Piss” are available to spell..
Yeah the london lite paper!
.
Not only is Penis an available word, but so is Piss!
PEEENIIIIS
Proper nouns cannot be used!
So what was the answer?
Psst…penis!
Golly, what kind of fun new words can I learn today?
So yes. This fails.
Lol london lite fail
omg!!!! thisis boring!!!! penis?! PA-LEEAAZZEE!
u can do better den dat cant u??!!!
obviosly not!
that looks like it’s from the Metro or something like that
lmfao Psst, penis!
PENIS!!!!! I can’t believe barely anyone noticed that!!!! its obvious the letters are right next to each other! lmao! XD