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It’s the Griswolds!
I dont think they maade it. did they die?
The did they die crap is over on the Youtube comment section. We aren’t interested.
*moving along*
*licks*
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You like to lick velvet? Jam, I understand. But velvet?
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Odd little fetish. Yet very interesting. Hmm…
Hey, who doesn’t like the feel of velvet?
*bear hug*
*squeeeeeeze*
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People with skin conditions sometimes don’t. LOL!
*rubs velvet*
MMMMmmmm… soft!
I don’t figure you like people with skin conditions touching you either, so it’s a win-win.
*bear hugs Brewski*
I’ve had too much coffee for a regular squeeze.
I’m snuggly soft, brewski!
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HAHAHAHAHA! Yes, jimbo! It’s a win-win! I love Fridays here!
Another cuddle party?
*slips in and snuggles with all in attendance*
WEEEEEEEEEE!
*cuddlesnugs as well also too.*
*hands Ms B a claritin D 24 hour*
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We can start the cuddle puddle now or in the next fail. Or the cuddle puddle now and the open bar in the next one.
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The world’s your oyster. You decide!
I’m thinking cuddles now, booze later. So long as we can keep the trolls out. I try not to drink at work.
*holds arms out offering more bear hugs*
Works for me! I’m really hoping to make it through a day without losing my pants though. Hope that’s okay with everybody!
I’m trying to remain clothed as well, Brewski!
I didn’t say that others had to keep their clothes on!
*cuddles Ms B*
I have to go get some work done – save me a space in the puddle, Brewski.
currently downin red bull. joins pile
*reviews previous comment* I need more red bull
Here you go!
*passes Red Bull*
*squeeze*
*joins cuddle puddle*
*SQUEEZES everybody*
Lurk! *squeeze*
Have some tequila!
Nah, just kidding, I couldn’t do that to you again.
WHOA! It’s not a real cuddle puddle without mr. cuddles! *squeeze*
That’s Mr Mr.Cuddles to you!
*Squeezies*
*cuddles Cuddles in the cuddle puddle.. and everyone else too*
*gets in a muddle in the cuddle puddle*
*squeeze*
*squeeze* thanks Brewski you’re a pal! *smooch* ♥
*squeeze all*
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Room for one more?
I’m a bit relucant to squeeze as I feel a cold coming on.
*squeezes Aja*
I’m immune to cold cum!
Cuddle puddles are naturally germ-free. And no calories, either!
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*cuddle-squeeze*
*SQUEEZECUDDLE*
I love Fridays anywhere!
Ooooff!
Thanks Jimbo!
*faintly tries to squeeze back, but can’t move arms*
This’ll get you started again.
*hands Brewski a large mug of dark beer and several sausages covered in mashed potatoes and sauerkraut*
Bangers n mash! HAHAHA! Someone sent me a link to that once, but it’s been a while back.
Wow! A little early, isn’t it?
*looks at watch*
Hm, it’s afternoon in Germany. Thanks!
*drinks beer and munches sausages*
Entirely too early for tequila, but it’s never too early for beer. I need to stop handing out German food or I’ll end up at the hofbrau house tonight.
Now, we don’t want that to happen!
*drools* Sauerkraut….
*has sudden craving for spätzle*
I don’t know if a reuben is German, but I could go for a hot juicy one right now.
i think it’s a Jewish deli in Philly thing
BTW, reubens FTW!!!
Damn you Gig. I’m walking across the street to get a reuben. I’ll be back.
All I’ve got is a boring salami sandwich.
no, way, I love ♥♥♥♥♥ salami!
Want to try my salami, little girl?
Any body else get an erection from that?
*licks you as well* I’m a fox…foxes lick.
i think they are dead
You are boring.
dead boring?
I would prefer simply dead. I would also be happy if you had your hands traumatically amputated. I’m really fine with either.
Dead sexy
Yes, you would be very sexy dead. Now go find a way to become sexy.
Necrophilia is not healthy, one day you will find someone (alive) who loves you for who you are….
Is it necrophilia if your partner is one of the living dead?
Nope, they just call that fun.
Oh good!
*punches in the gut*
Take it to Youtube, young man!
The pain. I think i might be dying…..
am i dead?
Hopefully…. (frickin’ trolls)
*squeeze* my hero!
grisworlds are not dead!!! they are….
(what are they?)
Are they undead
Unrelated to the picture.
Unrelated to the Undead, are they living(dead)?
This ones for you Arthur, squint and u will get it….
What’s he got to do with Arthur?
I don’t see anything that makes sense, but I conclude that it’s supposed to be Hitler?
I’d assumed Charlie Chaplin myself. Wasn’t Hitler Austrian anyway?
But there’s no hat! I thought it was Jesus at first, to be honest
Until 1932, yes. But isn’t that a cute attempt to insult? I’m German – mention Hitler! Wow.
Very creative.
gigeoxy, you superstar.
*squeeze*
Reading yours, and then Arthur’s comments, it seems like Jesus was Jesus up until 1932 and then became Hitler. Madness.
I think it was Arthur who superstarred there!
Moomin – *ROFFLE!!!!*
LOL-ing at work while eating => not a pretty sight!
Arthur, just to me sure…my interpretation of the acronym you typed ROFFLE Rolling On Floor F*ck*ing Laughing Excessively? IDK, my fav. is ROFLMFAO
I believe its the audible pronunciation of ROFL.
*does Basil Fawlty walk as he exits failblog*
Hooray! He left!
Posting ascii-art of Hitler, then pointing it out to Arthur… is it humanly possible to have less tact?
I really couldn’t care less. If I was Jewish that might be different.
Say what you like about the man, he was a genius. It’s just a pity about the whole “Jews” thing!
Tinklenator, you did a good enough job convincing us you were a douche bag with the “did he die” posts. This was definitely overkill.
I hope you mean Chaplin, John Cleese or Jesus? Because Hitler reallyreallyreally wasn’t.
*marches back into failblog* hmmmmmm looks like I rocked the failboat. DONT MENTION ZE WAR!
*yawns*
Man you’re boring! You’re worse than my old math teacher.
Tinklenator; I can only assume you are American and 14 as I’ve yet to meet a 14 year old American who isn’t an arrogant fool who talks incessantly about WW2 to Germans who, as far as I can tell, prefer not to dwell on it.
Hey Art, when you say ‘maths teacher’ do you mean Major General?
*falls asleep*
Sleeping gas? You are very efficent at replying. Did you get the towel on the sun lounger before you dozed off….
Tinklenator, was it you making the “die” meme? What does that originate from?
Stop talking child; you’re not funny, witty or even intelligent so STFU!
Sorry gigeoxy, I was referring to Tinkles
*removes redundant “from”*
No worries, GV (that is a nick of yours, am I right?).
You’re correct, but the ‘from’ in your above post is not redundant unless you change ‘what’ to ‘where’.
I apologise can we be allies…er…I mean friends….no actually i’ll stick with allies.
D’oh! Second guessing myself!
Tinkle, sorry to say, but your insults don’t work. More creativity, wit and eloquency would be required to insult me. Far more than you’ll ever be able to present. Just repeating stereotypes and mentioning Hitler does not insult me, nor will it ever. FYI – I studied history, especially recent German history (1871-1945). Kinda difficult to use that for insults against me… Go ahead, mention the -sorry, ze- war. But be prepared to realize that you don’t know too much about it while I do.
Standing ovation, round of applause.
(wishes she could be half as good with words)
Yes, we love Arthur and his eloquence!
Arthur El(d)eqence!
Nice work Art. High five?
Dont leave me heiling!!
Du bist ech nicht so flesig, Tinklenator, ja?
Aber entschuldigung, ich wurde “fleisig” sagen.
My god its an invasion. To the air raid shelters!
That was very racist.
So, to come closer to your logic:
- If I speak German I am Nazi
- If I speak Arabic I am a terrorist
- If I speak French I am gay
- If I speak any other language that you don’t I’m an attention whore and utterly stupid at the same time
- If I speak your language I rule.
Jason K, if I were you, I’d just ignore Tinkerbell here and stop letting this pathetic troll bother you.
French people are gay?? Thats the last time I go camping in France.
Bother me? I’m usually having fun playing around with their idiocy!
looks like one of those things from super mario bros.
They are just sleeping.
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On the side of the road.
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Bleeding.
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But, they’re just sleeping…
are they dying?
My GOD! Please quit the crap about death!
He’s a troll. He’s doing the troll thing for failblog videos on Youtube where the trolls all comment “did he die?”.
Trolls… God’s way of punishing the innocent FB’ers.
If only my God would quit with this crap about death we would all live forever……….
Are you dead?
No but you are.
*runs over troll with secret new vehicle*
I’m gonna need a shamwow in a second… blood’s about to be spilled, my friends.
You can use my secret vehicle if you need to.
But…. but….. then i would be asleep, bereft of life, bloodless, breathless, buried, cadaverous, checked out, cold, cut off, deceased, defunct, departed, done for*, erased, expired, extinct, gone, gone to meet maker, gone to reward, inanimate, inert, late, lifeless, liquidated, mortified, no more, not existing, offed, out of one’s misery, passed away, perished, pushing up daisies, reposing, resting in peace, spiritless, stiff, unanimated, wasted.
DEAD!!!!
No duh. Now go be all those things.
Let’s bury him a$$ up so we have somewhere to park my bike.
To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
dopey, that one made me LOL. Never heard that one before…
Really not, Brewski, or was that sarcastic? Just asking because my father used to make that joke (he is over 70…).
Actually, I was being serious, not sarcastic. I suspected it wasn’t original, though.
“One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed those two dead boys”
“If you don’t believe this tale I tell, just ask the blind man on the corner. He saw it all.”
OO! I’d never heard those lines. Thanks Ms B!
That was my grandfather’s favorite. He also liked:
“It was a dark and stormy night. Three men sat in a cave. The first man said, ‘Hey, Jim! Tell us a story.’ And the story began.
One dark and stormy night, three men sat in a cave. The first man said, ‘Hey, Jim! Tell us a story.’ And the story began…”
*head asplodes*
Recursive storytelling?
I heard this one Ms.B but it was a dark and stormy night on a pirate ship when Captain said “Jim tell us a story?” and Jim said “It was a dark and stormy night on a pirate ship”…
The ending that I heard for “two dead boys” is
If you don’t believe this lie it true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
*looks for a dog leash*
I see we both remembered the same scene, Mal!
(See below)
You’re fast.
Our internet is finally fixed. The phone system is jacked up, though. And every time they reset it, all the phones go up to max volume. So the first page is like SANDY LINE ONE! SANDY LINE ONE! and everyone jumps.
Our phones have issues. I hate them.
You should take them to counseling. It might help.
Hmmm, phone counselor. That doesn’t sound like too bad of a job.
That would be a busy line of work.
You have to be connected to score a job like that.
If you find any openings, forward them to me.
Will you be waiting for the call?
And if Sandy doesn’t answer promptly, everybody in the office will likely pummel her.
Dead granny in the trunk…
Aaand cue chariots of fire.
I thought they put the dead granny on the roof?
yeah but their roof seem too scrawny…
*seems
Dead grandparent in the trunk is from Little Miss Sunshine. “Grandpa would have wanted it this way.”
♪ I want it that way… ♫
is she dead?
I’m going home to rest in peace for a while. My braains seem to be a bit whacked lately…
Easy Olur, that many puns in one comment is dangerous. I think you just caused all of China’s internet to crash.
It can’t be – I don’t see where you could tie a dog leash to the back bumper….
(one. of. the. best. movies. EVER.)
*squeeze*
Morning, velvet!
*squeezes for judy and malicite*
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And now for the earworm:
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Holiday RoOOOoooooOOOOoooooad!
Had to add the clicky for the video!
Thanks for that velvet! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
maybe they could get some truck nuts and tie it to them?
windows up kids
Actually, I would have to guess Michael Jackson!
I don’t see them being let in the front gate…
Maybe they’ll be let in the backdoor?
lol cum
lol Seamonkeys
Damn kids drawing on my car!
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Good morning velvet!
Good morning FSA! Happy Friday!
Happy friday!
*squeezies*
*bear hug*
Like I said, too much coffee this morning.
This fail is anti-climactic. These ejaculatory phrases are overused in fails!
*squeezes velvet and FSA*
*squeezes brewski*
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Yeah, they always seem to come up short.
*squeezes brewski*
*looks outside*
*eyes a cloud and watches it*
*goes back to normal life*
Yes! We all know phallic references are the new big thing…
Apparently Failblog voters think they’re hard to beat.
Speaking of overusing a fail. You guys comment-raped that videobomb yesterday.
I hate the moderation system.
Try some immoderation then.
How would one try immoderation? Flash someone at work?
*commemorates*
Well, they certainly seem excited for their trip.
why is cum underlined with a green pen?
p.s. NINTH
They’re planning a cartoon orgy? IDK.
Reminds me of south park.
Which episode?
Not sure how it’s called.. The one with Christmas and the anti-christ.
The part with the blood orgy.
Hmmm… I don’t think I’ve seen that one.
Woodland critter Christmas. Not to be missed! (clicky)
Oooh! I think I remember what you guys are talking about now! I believe I saw that…
I didn’t think it was funny at all.. My favorite episode is Eek! A penis!
PS- Your PS was lame and unneeded. Next time you want to number which post you are, slam your face into your desk until the feeling is gone.
*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
Whew! Thanks Malicite.
I an not a name I am a numb…nut!
6:2:4-th (sorry I have a pillow on my desk
Your desk is awesome?
Yeah but the boss lady seems to have a problem with it. (Aside from, of course, that it impairs my attempts at inhibiting the urge to numerically tag my posts…)
You spelled “25 or 6 to 4″ wrong.
*rubs Brewski’s forehead* Is it better now? *squeeze*
*POUNCE*
*squeezes*
*squeeze* Hey there Fruitcake!
*squeeze!!*
Thanks cuddles! It’s getting better!
*holds out a box of fun pops, all half-frozen*
Take a popsicle, you’ll feel better.
Does this remind anyone of the CUM-N-EAT fail?
notice how comments never relate to the picture
The comments are mainly meant towards other comments.
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And the occasional punrun.
Notice how *your* comment doesn’t, either. Troll.
This is not a troll, he talks like us.. But he still acts like one..
hm… How do we call this new kind of creature?
Troll. You either are or you aren’t. There’s no switch hitting like that in this ball game.
What is with the sudden influx of trolls lately? I’m gone 10 days and we’re infested. Is daddy gonna have to clean house?
I put up a locking gate to keep them out. But they somehow keep making it through the foot-high hedge on either side of the gate. Tricky buggers.
Schools out. Now we get a lot of trolls who would normally be in school at this hour. Doors and locks don’t seem to work.
School’s not out for me yet. That’s the 18th.
Schools are letting out for the summer. Prepare for about 3 months of this torture before they’re all back in school again.
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I’m a big proponent for year-round schools. It keeps them out of trouble.
And out of your hair? tee hee. I have a feeling you just don’t want to see them here.
That, and I remember my summers as a bored teen. Oh, the things that weren’t illegal (or enforced, anyway) in the 80’s.
Ok, velvet, I’m ready for a story from your summers as a bored teen!
*sits on a comfy pillow on the floor*
*listens eagerly*
*pushes Brewski off pillow*
I was using that for my head!
*Cannon balls onto pile of pillows*
*clutches head in pain*
*gives Ms B an oh-so-gentle temple, forehead, and neck massage*
Maybe this will help?
*sighs contentedly*
Perfect remedy to a tension headache!
Um, what are you all doing over there while I’m jumping on this pillow mountain? Ms B, my darling is everything alright?
Just a throbbing headache.
Ogre, pixie, gnome, fairy, brownie….goat
he he You said Brownie
I would vote for profanity, but apparently the moderation system is an 80 year old grandmother.
like Mickey mouse’s bum hole
That is related to the picture. I think.
Depends on where you cu… nevermind. I don’t want to get moderated.
hahahaha!
I think she just took the mickey!
Yeah, I’ve noticed, but I’m not surprised, really. I mean, the comments are text and the pictures are images; it just stands to reason that they would not share many common experiences, and thus not be able to relate to each other.
There’s nothing in that comment that warrants moderation. Failblog FAIL.
For some reason the filter doesn’t like i m a g e or i m a g i n e. I can’t figure out why…
WIK used it in the previous thread!
I’d imagine it’s the image of irresponsibility!
Hmn. I’ve met some scary Disney fetishists in my time, but…
These ones definitely know how to party?
Yes, but not in a good way.
ohhh fuzzies and furries party then?
I saw a show about those parties. There’s some funky stuff going on at those parties.
Whatever floats your boat, but jeesh the dry cleaning bills must be astronomical!
Could you imagine taking your adult sized bunny suit to the drycleaners to have those stains removed?
No……no I can’t, but I would imagine it would need a bit more than spot remover/stain remover- and you would never want the plush finish ruined by putting it in your washer……
That’s one party I don’t mind not being invited to.
I’m all about a costume party, but not those costumes. Stick to pirates and sexy cops. Maybe a toga and a guy dressed as Borat. More than that and people start thinking you have problems.
PHOTOSHOOP! LAWLZORS!!1!! OMMEHGAWSH! FAEK!
*steals some of Hairy’s free rice to throw on the newlyweds*
HEY! That was for the poor people in africa.
Damn.
*orders 20 McDonald’s Happy Meals, packs in box, ships to Africa*
Let’s not poison other nations with out excellent food now Brewski.
But it’s the right spirit!
…and they are HAPPY meals. Hmmm…okay, I approve.
I g2g. Cya monday everone
Don’t joke about poor people from Africa, that’s not realy funny.
<_<
I’m collecting rice for them.. And he steals it, that was not a joke.
If you want to help me out with collecting rice.. click my name and answer the questions!
I love the English vocab section. Many good hours have been wasted at work on freerice.com.
He is not joking fishL. The website is really cool and legitimate. Try it.
Yeah, I’m sorry then. It’s just becaus I was on a adventure for 2 months in south-africa, and what you see there is not always that funny.
I understand.
I’ve been through Guatemala, and seen barefooted malnourished small children walking several miles with large pottery balanced on their heads, fetching water from a polluted river. We are among the most fortunate 1% of people on the planet.
and we take ALL for granted.
*has just gone and donated 300 grains of rice*
*hopes that little bit helps*
Gesundheit.
Hey WIK! Good morning! *squeeze*
*squeeze* I’m a little late today. I was up late watching Kill Bill then found out that David Carridine hanged himself last night! so sad…:(
So, it’s your fault?
I’m ever more depressed about David Carridine than I was about Paul Newman. My childhood heroes are almost all gone….
yes, Grasshopper, very disturbing indeed.
I just heard he was hung.
…like a horse.
even more reason to be upset *squeeze*
Indeed.
*squeeze*
Mickey and Minnie . . . oh, never mind . . .
I do mind.. Proceed.
The family that *ums together, stays together.
I c your point
Dude! What’s wrong with these Germans?!
Germans?
Germans? Where? They’re after my time machine again! They’ll not have it!
*not sure what I’m talking about*
*flees thread*
So long as they bring beer and sauerkraut they can join the party too.
Ve vill conquer your party!
*marches*
I love sauerkraut! Can I get some spaetzle too?
Sauerkraut AND Spätzle? *shudders*
Anyway, I’m the wrong German to ask for Spätzle, those strange southerners could help you with stuff like that.
I love German food. Being from Cincinnati I know as well as anyone in the US what good German food is, and it is wonderful. What do Germans say before they eat? Get filled up?
Do you maybe mean “Guten Appetit”? Phonetically that could work…
I’m not really sure. I’ve heard that the Germans have a very pragmatic approach to food. Much like rural America. It tastes good and gets you full, so eat up.
It’s good, as long as you like lots and lots of meat. I find it’s kind of like visiting Texas. After a while, I have uncontrollable cravings for big plates of veggies.
I’ll be back!
He’s Austrian.
*goes to corner*
*coaxes Leila out of the corner with a doughnut from below*
Is…it…a chocolate doughnut?
South park reference, I don’t even remember why I thought it was relevant… (no offense Arthur
)
None taken, just didn’t understand it.
I am half asleep, I don’t understand much of anything myself right now.
/off-to-bed-squeeze everyone!
To bed? At 4:40pm? Erm…sleep well.
power nap time
What the heck is that?
*squeeze*
*hides point from mr cuddles* Now you don’t.
*squeeze*
Thanks for hiding that point. It was really sharp and scary.
Sticks together…?
no, Mal! Hums! thats it, I’m sure of it!
♪ Huuuummmmmmmmm ♪
♪ Ooooooooooooommm ♪
♪ Huuuummmmmmmmm ♪
no… hums together
Hey, kids, can you say “pun run start”?
Pft! Humbug!
and that concludes this episodes pun run, thanks for watching everybody and tune in next time to see the exciting conclusion to this pun run
♫ Cum together, right now! Over me. ♫
ewww.
*gives WIK a plastic body suit* Mine is pink…keep it on for as long as you are here. We are going to need it.
*puts on plastic body suit, starts to dance like Devo* WOOHOO!
Are we not men??
I’ve watched your video and you are all … oh wait, that’s not what you are referring to.
*goes into ShamWow Overdrive*
I’ve always found it difficult to time it exactly with someone else… I mean… Look over there! *points over yonder and sneaks away*
C um in your hand (silently!), wait ’til the other guy is ready, throw it on target while making orgasmic sounds.
I’m not going to ask how you know to do that. But maybe you can demonstrate it for me later
I was just using my i m a g e ination…
That whole conversation just made me lowl pretty bad…
I rofled, but now I think I need to go home and take a shower.
Do you need some TP or fresh undies? Sorry about your lowl problem.
I’ve got to hand it to you Arthur, that’s a pragmatic approach to the problem.
Thanks! Trying to be helpful.
It’s a rare guy that can fake an org@sm.
On those rare occasions, how do you?
fake a few moans and spit on the guys back…
O M G
*doubles over laughing*
LOL!
You guys are killing me today.
I was thinking maybe holding a tub of yogurt, and then squeezing the container so it splatters all over the place. Just make sure it’s not strawberry.
oh gawd!!!
Please stop!!!!
LOOOOL!!!!
Looks like a threat to me.
So glad I don’t live near it
Next time, I write some piece of shit on my car and take a picture -> WHAT A FAIL!
My car is the fail
What car you got?
What car you got? Oh, my poor English is tainted further…
Well I can speak to you in grammatically correct german, french, swiss-german and cze. And at least I think my english isn’t that bad for training it myself.
Cze Guevara?
Cze is the short form for czech republic, if it is written like that in english. I’m not sure sorry.
Capitalized, but apart from that you got it right. Only that the language is called “Czech”.
Pronounced ☑ right?
Ok, thank you mate. I’m always ready to learn. Hah hah.
I gots that there one down yonder.
It’s not so much the kind of car as much as the car is dying and I haven’t been able to fix it yet. You can hear me coming from a mile away.
Hahaha. Everyone thinks that a ferrari enzo is coming.
So you’re a shouter? Interesting…
I’M ARRIVING!!!
I’M ARRIVING!!!
YES!
YES!
*bows* Thank you! Thank you!
Impostor!
Where?
Stupid t****s!!!!
Ah, this makes more sense now.
I shouldn’t read from the bottom up.
But that’s the way to make Hax smile! Have you seen him in the previous fail? He ate us, apparently.
I did.
He’s cottoned on to us.
Hahahahahaha.
OMG! can’t…stop…laughing…
Hehe!
What are we doing with your head Ms B?
I’ll take your head!
Yes, but for what? *eyes Mal suspiciously*
I don’t care what you do with it, just take the pain away!
*offers MsB 6 Ibuprofen*
I’s sowwy
*riffles in bag* lets see I have Vicodin and Valium. either of those will work, one just makes you awake and the other makes you sleep. Take your pick.
Awww! Thanks guys.
*starts popping pills*
Let’s see if this works.
*wispers to Mal*
This could get funny, just wait for them to kick in and spin her in a circle.
*hides behind couch*
I don’t know what you gave her, but I’ve seen what can happen when you mix the wrong stuff.
*cowers*
(usually Vicodin and Valium just make you get super sleepy, but if you add alcohol it can get goofy.)
Don’t ask how I know that.
*hides next to WhatIKnow and waits for the fun to start*
Oh…ouch! Perhaps some coffee will help?
Thanks!
*offers doughnuts*
Happy National Doughnut Day!!!
Should be a National holiday.
*takes jelly doughnuts*
Oh that’s right…Happy NDD!!!!
*takes chocolate filled doughnut*
National Doughnut Day?!
I think International Doughnut Day would be more appropriate here.
GLOBAL Doughnut Day! *offers doughnuts to GV*
Yes. It’s a way to honor the Salvation Army too I believe.
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http://www.alternativehealthjournal.com/article/national_donut_day__free_donuts_/3463
Sorry, I didn’t mean to leave anyone out!
*passes out doughnuts to all in attendance*
You have really long arms!
*Eyes doughnuts*
Hmm, on second thought; these aren’t really to my taste. I think I have some in my bag though.
*Rummages in bag*
Here we are! Venison doughnuts anyone?
*Offers bloody doughnuts round*
*accepts venison doughnut*
*places on a spit over a campfire*
Sorry GV, I don’t like my food raw, but thanks for the venison!
*watches Jimbo cook doughnut*
Pfft! Humans and their ridiculous tendency to ruin good meat!
*eats doughnut*
Oh, Ms B, you always do take care of us!
*takes doughnut*
Thanks!
I’m just glad to be of service
Service with a smile.
Bend over Mickey!
I wish i was fashionably late, but I was just busy in work!
Morning/Afternoon/Evening all!
*Open-ended squeeze*
Morning GV! good to see you and Patrica today!
Thanks WIK! Patrica’s not with me at the moment as she’s sitting an exam, I’ll pass on your good wishes though!
Morning Gaynor!
Morning Mal!
*bear hug*
See comments above for a reason, if you need one.
*grizzly hug*
I will as soon as I can!
There are more popsicles waiting around the blog somewhere too.
*squeeze* ‘morning GV
*relieved Patrica has been found*
Hiya, what do you mean “has been found”?
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And where have you been this week?
Was she lost? Oh, dear.. Is she alright?
I dunno, she was out with LEILA last week and arrived in late, other than that she’s just been studying away.
What is she studying? Electronics right?
No, she’s too young for that, although if she gets enough points who knows? She’s doing her Leaving Certificate Examinations.
Shhhhh!!!!! *whispers* What is wrong with you? Do you wish me dead?
*whispers for no reason* No, off course not. But what’s happening?
Let’s meet tonight and I will tell you all about it. Most important is that she is here.
Family business GV…and I don’t mean anything … *flees*
*scratches behind left ear in befuddlement*
*scrathes behind GV’s right ear* Is that better? Are you having a good day?
*throws a ‘c’ up*
*enjoys scratching*
*bangs tail on ground*
Pretty hectic, but it’s getting better, how about yourself? You’ve managed to miss most of the t****s.
Like I am missing most of the letters between t and s?
Give me a quick run down. 
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I am exhausted and overwhelmed but life is good!!
I didn’t want to say the full word out loud, lest I summoned them, but I’ll roll the missing letters your way. Did you hit the ‘n’ key instead of the ‘b’ key at any point in your last post?
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Overwhelmed? You? I never thought I’d see the day!
*starts painting*
n instead of b … me? Never? I am infallible.
LOL
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I saw some trickling in this morning.
Who appointed what’s his face as the grammar police anyway?
Damn! So close too.
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Who’s “what’s his face”?
AlDeezy from previous post.
What? He impersonated an officer? That’s a serious offense!
How is it punishable?
We’ll leave that til later, first I need a cunning plan to catch him..
*gives GV a Cunning Plans To Catch An Officer Impersonator handbook*
This might help you a little.
Thanks! Begins reading.
*substitutes with Hungarian Phrasebook*
Legyen szíves , Szeretnék -ni megpróbál -a juh.
Hey! This is a hungarian phrasebook! Who has the Cunning Plans To Catch An Officer Impersonator handbook?
I wanna ride face mountin’!
broke *dick fountain?
just two guys trying to keep warm
Nothing wrong with that.
everyone knows you lose most of your body heat through your orifi
That’s where friction cums in.
It IS the Magic Kingdom after-all!
DOH!
Hehe
when you wish upon a chocolate star…..
Makes no difference who you are…..
I will leave you with a scar
here are my genitals in a jar
Bend over, touch your toes and I’ll go far…
finally, my prince has cum…♪
When your pretty face I mar…
In your dreams do.
Well if you are that excited.
I am not right this second.
I am! It’s Friday!
I am! It’s Friday and I’m off Monday and Tuesday!
*snoopy dance*
*glares @ Boobie out of jealousy* Show off!
???
Should we all change to the same avatar?
Can I be you?
Only if I can be you!
I changed my mind…can I be both of you?
Which avatar to be exact?
Hershey’s candle man.
He
Hehehe
HeheheheMuahahahahahahaha.
Ahem.
You lost me.
*squeezes LEILA*
Now I can never lose you again.
Did you never see the Hershey Candle Man?
(clicky)
*holds hand*
Oooh….I do recall seeing the image but I didn’t know he was referred to as the Hershey Candle Man. *holds Moomin’s hand and swings it back and forth*
No wonder it was moderated look! “swings it back and forth” Disgusting!
Catch me!
*swoons*
*Catches Moomin*
Oh my hero!
*flutters top hat*
Take me away from the horror of the vulgarity of it all!
*gasp* What was she holding and swinging?
I can’t look any more! Vile!!
*carries Moomin to Pixie Paradise Island*
LMAO!
I give up! You guys are incorrigible.
What’s “incorrigible” mean?
*huge wide eyes*
One word that comes to mind is hopeless.
a) We were impossible to control
b) Stubborn in our views
or
c)Invincible!
You just proved my point again silly GV! I have some dragon love for you though.
*puts hand up*
I’m hopeless.
Mememememememe!
I thought she meant we were like wavy steel.
It’s even more frightening enlarged like that.
Why is my comment awaiting moderation?
Because it was very rude! Really!
She must have sworn at me a lot for that particular clicky I guess.
Whoops.
I read my comment and see nothing rude and no profanity. Strange.
They may be normal words to you LEILA, but we’re polite round here :p
Hehe!
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But I want my comment … I was holding your hand and stuff… *pouts*
In public!
No wonder it was censored!
*hides ankles*
(and stuff. . . ?)
Isn’t *insert city*liberal?
‘insert city’.
I daren’t ask what goes on there.
Uh. Uh. Look up there ^^^^^^!!!
Now tell me what’s vulgar about any of it where it warrants moderation.
I did!
You said the I-word, Imâge.
“Uh. Uh.”???
What are you doing down here while I look up there?
Shagging you of course! what else Moomin?
…and the word “shagging” doesn’t get moderated?
How else are we supposed to procreate?
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.
I just cried a little I laughed so much.
Heeheeheeheehee.
Um…turkey baster?
*Snoopy dance slows to halt*
*swallows lump in throat*
*Slinks away*
*offers Boobie a selection of all the food he has given and received today*
Cheer up! You have four days off!
Yeah but I think Ms B hates me now.
Look at that glare *cries*
No I don’t! That was LEILA pretending to be me!
*squeezes Boobie Traps*
Sorry Ms B.
No crying Boobie … I guess I am not very effective when impersonating someone else. I am still jealous that you have a long weekend.
*takes selection of food and Squeezes Jimbo*
*Squeezes Ms B back*
Then LEILA hates me…
Look at that glare
*shifts focus and cries while munching on goodies
and squeezing*
*Squeezes LEILA the impersonator too*
Then you still love me?
*sniffle*
I eLove you.
*Snoopy dances again*
*claps and giggles*
*plays theme music from Charlie Brown*
*starts breakdancing*
*fixes dancing that Leila broke*
ROFL Jules.
I would guess spring break but I didn’t think that was a big humping destination.
Ok I’m off for the weekend!
So you my friends!
Have a good weekend!
that’s f*ckin’ Goofy
failmade…Caitlin W is desperate for attention
*makes a dhtfail*
Maybe they were going to Gay Disney? It’s this weekend.
Höhöhöhö, witzig. Trottel.
I think I caught a headache from someone… *rubs temples*
I’m not going to name names…
*goes back to being annoyingly busy for a stupid, rainy Friday*
*shares stash of pills with Malicite*
Sowwy!
*waits for silliness to ensue*
*runs out into the street half-naked hollering about his pants being on fire*
Liar, liar?
*camera starts rolling* Oh yes!!!
Churchill?
Hooray! It’s Malicite, not me!!
*watches the show*
*pops back in*
My headache went away actually…
Drafty in Failblog today…
*stares at Mal who is without pants*
squeeeeeeze me! then i’ll cum!
That’s all it takes? That sucks…
That really blows.
you are licked there!
*steals k@’s ‘t’*
Drink then swallow.
what about boobies squeeze……
Point and shoot?
This is photoshopped!
Totally!
Just look at the number plate!
I can’t stomach it!
I think I’m losing my mind!
Easily photoshopped in once you do cuddles!!!
I don’t think its photoshopped!
those big white letters were obviously floating there before the picture was taken!
tho the misspelling was totally intentional (its freakin underlined)
HOW IS THAT A FAIL??????
THEY PROBABLY MEANT TO SPELL IT LIKE THAT.
ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o.O
You fail so hard….so hard…
Agreed.
This is most likely not a fail. June is notorious for being “Gay Days” at the Disney parks.
OH MY GED!!!!!!
I had sex on the Splash Mountain ride at Disneyland once…this may not actually be a fail.
im sure this is for disney lands gay days thats going down
This isn’t a fail. It’s “Gay Days” at Disney for the next two weeks. They were doing a quite clever play on words, but not a fail.
looks like someone will be having fun there
Well it is the Happiest place on earth!
One day my prince will cum…
I bet they had a lot of fun!!!
i wonder what he was doin with the kids…
=0 c-u-m
weedwoooooo
gay days was going on in disney land when this was posted
…so it was pretty accurate
It Say CUM!!!
wow. no duh, Sherlock.
“cumming to fail land”