Comments on: Robbery Sign Fail

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 26 May 2010 16:50:13 +0000

why is that sign up there in the first place?

By: alex

alex — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:50:13 +0000

this is an epic win

By: Evan

Evan — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:53:38 +0000

Less Than Jake (band) sticker

By: someoneunimportant

someoneunimportant — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:22:56 +0000

nobody really cares about you.

By: Mr. Crosser

Mr. Crosser — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:00:41 +0000

… I don’t get it

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:15:42 +0000

It’s so stupid that it might work.

By: Yuki

Yuki — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:47:02 +0000

Oh bugger. Well let’s try the other one across the street then…

By: Clawmute

Clawmute — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:50:59 +0000

Yes! I thought the same thing.

By: Apomonomenos

Apomonomenos — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:17:17 +0000

And just before Bob robbed the store, he saw the sign, cursed himself, and went home.

By: Zac

Zac — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:51:37 +0000

More like trashcan fail! It looks like something from fisher price.

By: Amynta

Amynta — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:02:38 +0000

in that case, he might have had one too many.

By: Strangedaze

Strangedaze — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:52:55 +0000

its edward penishands!

By: Vintage.t

Vintage.t — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:07:58 +0000

noticed,i dont think they even know whats “cleaned” means

By: xphunt3r

xphunt3r — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:39:50 +0000

hmmmmmm not good

By: cj

cj — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:44:12 +0000

“Oh darn Bob, the Sign says No Robbing Allowed *sigh* okay lets go………..”

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:08:10 +0000

Who convinced you otherwise? Maybe you are correct.

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:07:39 +0000

They have been taken to the Fortress of Solitude to keep Superman company during his retreats there.

By: Kristian

Kristian — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:04:46 +0000

So all stores without this sign…!

By: jennyisbusy

jennyisbusy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:18:52 +0000

Here you go, with this new deoderant and, these bandages we really will be able to help you with the compulsive post arm-pit squeeze finger smelling habit.

Mary Catherine Gallagher- on the next Dr. Phil.

By: Eternal

Eternal — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:06:05 +0000

TBH I thought that the fail was the fact that the cashier has penises for hands…

By: haplesshope

haplesshope — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:05:03 +0000

i cant seem to find the posts of this baron person…

By: morethananumber

morethananumber — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:52:22 +0000

RAWR…I mean *squeak*

*has clerk fill carts with bags of sunflower seeds and makes a getaway*

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:50:59 +0000

You know ,you don’t have to be mean to me all of the time.!Arthur Eld

By: Izzard Fan

Izzard Fan — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:54:12 +0000

So, are you an Eddie Izzard fan, or was that just conveniently similar?

By: fakey fakerton

fakey fakerton — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:03:52 +0000

ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: jam

jam — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:53:01 +0000

You weren’t supposed to tell him X… jeez!

By: Judy

Judy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:42:09 +0000

*picks up decayed jaw bone lying on ground*
Oh, great. How are we going to get this back on?
Sheesh!

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:23:35 +0000

Yeah well, you’re a Q-bag! So Nerrrrrrrrr.

By: Judy

Judy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:22:33 +0000

hmmm….

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:05:26 +0000

He couldn’t keep away either!

By: Ms B ♥

Ms B ♥ — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:03:14 +0000

Adorable! He learned how to use the reply button!

By: fluffy lorem ipsum

fluffy lorem ipsum — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:39:49 +0000

Awwww…. adorable!

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:39:32 +0000

Wow you guys (regulars)never follow rule 3.

By: gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀

gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:36:21 +0000

That’s because I’m getting a perverse pleasure out of talking to you.
It’s true as far as I’m concerned, believe it or not, I don’t care. (you’re )
You’re not in the slightest bit sorry! Don’t lie.
I dunno about any of the rest of it, personally I don’t believe God can help you, but each to his own, eh?
I don’t claim to know it all and I will not kill myself.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:35:33 +0000

You’re cute.

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:34:05 +0000

Bull shit

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:32:22 +0000

One for the baron …ya, kick some a** and taken names.

By: Ms B ♥

Ms B ♥ — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:31:24 +0000

I know, right! He’s making me happy today.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:29:55 +0000

I love you.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:29:21 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Genius!

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:27:35 +0000

*falls down laughing*

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:25:47 +0000

Uh, no GV. It does not. I should know, I can “smell” brains a mile away. You’re smells really really good …
.
*salivates*

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:23:09 +0000

*stares long and hard at your name*
*breaks face trying to pronounce the extra ‘e’*

By: jam

jam — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:22:34 +0000

Maybe he’s trying to get the only rise he can.
Also, being Baron must have affected him badly.

By: gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀

gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:21:47 +0000

In the USA I wouldn’t be surprised…

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:20:54 +0000

Judge: “Sir, why did you hold up that liquor store?”
Robber: “It didn’t have a sign telling me not to?”
Judge: “Is that true?”
Clerk: “Someone stole it last week.”
Judge: “Sir, you’re free to go.”

By: gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀

gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:19:36 +0000

If just half that is true I feel very sorry for you. However; judging by your previous post I’d have to deduce that this is what you would consider humour.

Being bored makes you angry? And I’m not a donkey. I’d have to agree with you about the lameness thing though, if you keep it up, we’ll all grow fat from it. How did we make you sad? You are doing a very poor job of making me sad anyway, but maybe that’s because I don’t really care what abusive people on the internet say to me!

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:19:14 +0000

*the only statement mentioning time that zombie DOES understand!*

By: newbie with boobies

newbie with boobies — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:16:38 +0000

Me thinks your name should be Baron VonJerkoff…

*offers BaconLube*

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:16:34 +0000

If you show this attitude towards your dog, I’m not surprised it’s no longer interested.