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Naughty, naughty!
*squeeze*
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Good morning velvet!
HA!
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*squeeze* GM!
How’s your day treating you so far?
So far, so good. But the boss isn’t here yet, either.
.
How’s your day shaping up?
Not bad. Sorta sleepy still, but who isn’t?
I’m not.
I’m wide awake and SOOOOOOOO glad to be at work!!!
But back to the FAIL – definitely monumental
Does anyone know where these statutes are located?
My guess is Japan, but that really is just a guess based on the similarity of the designs to those used in the Festival of the Steel Phallus.
It’s in Asia somewhere. They have no qualms about the penis. There are penis shaped popsicles (including the balls) and there’s a festival of some kind. A Penis Festival! ha!
japan maybe? cuz those look like a starfox character to me
Win
Ish
Well, I believe those are part of the animals from the Chinese Zodiac. The ones that represent each year. You know…Year of the Ox, etc. So my wild guess would be China or Japan.
this pic was taken in south korea… i’ve been there and it’s a park pretty funny to visit !
It’s Penis Park in Sinnam, South Korea.
what!? Statues of penises in penis park?!
THAT”S SO FAIL!
sounds like epic win to me
It’s a fail for the person who submitted it as a fail in that case.
i think this is a win.
That looks hard…
I only question I have is why?
Someone buried Viagras in the dirt and walla.
*swaps a ‘The’ for Jules’ first ‘I’*
Thanks, it’s too early and my I’s are all blurry.
Here, try some of this.
*pours coffee into doggie bowl*
That works for me.
If I lay off the evil for a little while can I have coffee?
Sure, sweetie.
*pours*
Awww, thank you. I promise, no evil for at least an hour.
*sips politely, pinkie in air*
*jots down time in notebook*
***MASTURBATES***
*takes away tweezer*
Whadda ya gonna do now, huh?
LOL!
*slaps Arthur onna back*
Did you mean ‘voilà’?
Yes.
*borrows a ‘voilà’*
That’s a confusing one, it was nicked from French and crammed into the English dictionary whilst no one was looking!
*gives DW a second purple popsicle*
I wasn’t sure if you got the one I gave you yesterday.
Uh, that’s not Dragonwriter. It’s not her avatar. It’s not her name.
Ah, I was wondering to whom he was referring to! I keep forgetting DW = Dragonwriter as she has her name in one word!
Hi Admiralvader and gaynorApparent! Where is Bondwriter, anyway?
I think they’re off, together with the Moowski and mr. cuddleicite.
Moowski… I like it!
Suits you!
It’s like a Polish cow.
And/or sporting equipment for the more athletically inclined in the bovine family.
There’s a Big Lecowski joke in here somewhere.
I think we should steer this conversation in a different direction.
What’s your beef?
“English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages, and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary.”
*snickers* Maybe that’s why it’s the so-called universal language. All the others are scared that it will happen to them too!
I blame the French.
As well you should.
My German teacher told me to blame it on the drunk monks who were transcribing texts. I believe her.
All Germans are liars.
Is that true?
Depends if he’s German.
He is…
Does that mean he is lying? Or what he lying about all Germans being liars?!
*goes to consult Sky-Net about this*
Genius! Why spar a doxy when you can catch (T-) 22’s
Great, now BFF will be after the universe implosion button again…
Hee! Unlike yesterday’s puzzler, I see no mutually exclusive statements in Arthur’s comment.
You don’t? Damn!
True;
If what he said is true; being a liar doesn’t mean you always lie.
If his statement is false; it just proves he is a liar.
I hope you’re joking. A German has never lied to me.
That’s great, velvet, where’d that quote come from?
James D. Nicoll. A former role playing games store owner.
Is that the explanation you are going with?
*shakes head in disapproval*
The word is voila. As in “Voila! Now everyone knows what a retard you are!”
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can’t figure out what is more disturbing, the penis sculptures or the animals that reside within them.
Circumsicion – a new art form.
.
*squeezies*
It’s always been more art than science
*squeezes*
Don’t well dressed animals reside in all penises?
Yep! That’s how babies are made.
“Doctor, there seems to be a lamb in my wang…”
or are the a new kinda parisite insted of worm type things they grown in to brids and pigs
*birds my bad
That’s the word you seriously selected to correct? Is English not your first language?
Now now Malicite, calm down. Let’s here no name(turkey)’s side of it before we leap to conclusions.
aye some 1 inserted a name!
Was it really too much work to type out 'one'?Ya gotta 1der…
*hear
english is the only languige i know -.-
I think we have found a new definition for “know!”
Or “language”. Excuse me, “languige”.
I think no name(Bob) means know in the Biblical sense, because he f*cks up everything he types!
And I thought my neighbors were dicks!
All I’m saying is I just got up, and this was the first thing I looked at. Brings a new meaning to morning wood….
And for our Europeans, it’s afternoon delight.
Oo-ooh Afternoon delight! ♪
Is that like sunny delight…..hoping not!
Eeeep- my elly turned up but my name went weird- sorry!
wow…. errr umm….*cant think of any thing to say for that*
It also brings a new meaning to burying your head in the sand.
The morning wood is rock hard?
Well, I don’t like to brag….
Now I’m petrified
I wonder what the folks that only get the G-rated fails are doing now?
More work than we are, guaranteed.
I don’t think anyone ever looks at G-rated fails. That would be a fail in itself.
strange that they would erect such a monument
that’s majestic.
Let their be irony!!!
Ok, that’s taking those ’skin’ carvings a little too far!
I disagree. In fact, I’m planning a visit there. Wanna come?
*wonders if that last sentence was meant as a double entendre*
*takes it that way anyway*
*swoops in*
*SQUEEEEZE*
*Smooch*
*jumps into the convertible, puts the top down*
*Sees that Fluffy already invited Velvet*
I’ll take you both. Jump in!
Cool! A road trip with aiki and fluffy! Let’s go!!
I am a lucky man, tiger, ah whatever.
Wait wait! I forgot to pack my camera and BaconLube!
They look like they had the skin removed…
Ahhh dammit…nesting fail…
Too little coffee this am?
*gets out the instant*
*injects coffee into his veins*
I would not suggest you doing that it would cause severe dehydration, electrolyte imbalance and ruptured blood vessels.
Not to mention likely air bubbles in the blood stream?
Pulmonary percolation?
*smacks Fruit upside the head*
That’s for using instant!
What’s wrong with instant coffee?
What’s right about it?
As you can tell I am a coffee purest, choosing to make my own blends as best as possible (from store bought whole beans) and in some cases roasting them again. My results have been horrible. But none the less I prefer the brewing process because then you get the aroma therapy as well.
What? You don’t grow your own beans?
Wouldn’t even know where to start. And if you tried any of my experiments you would probably ask me for the sake of mankind to not start… ever.
Instant coffee is like kissing your sister. I mean yeah, she’s a girl so it counts, but…eeew!
*snork*
i know that quote, but i can’t place it.
I thought I made it up
it’s in a movie, but i can’t remember wich one, not the bit about the coffee, but the kissing your sister part. idk.
“Back to the Future” – the scene in the car in the parking lot outside the dance?
LOL. That’s a great analogy! Im gunna remember that.
Coffee purist here as well. Whole beans are the only way to go.
Has anyone else ever tried a French press? They’re awesome. Even Wal-Mart generic coffee tastes good out of one of those.
I have one but I haven’t been able to use it yet because the coffee grounds I have are too fine.
“Cum see the Overlook!”
Wouldn’t you just love to see the expressions on the faces of the seafaring folk as they go by??
Priceless!
imagine the silhouettes at sunset!
I wonder if there is a monumental vagina which is located so that the shadows of the dicks penetrate it in the afternoon.
It’s the holy cavern. And it only opens for summer solstice. The rest of the year the mountain has a headache or something.
*pounce*
*squeeze*
*fall over*
*squeeze*
*SNORK!*
*snorklol*
Ouch, dammit.
*inserts joke about blood from a stone*
♫ Very, very, very, scary solstice ♪
yaaaarrrrrr!
Hmmmm…….
Nice view.
the holy dick monks of the north!
How is this a fail?
This is obviously an intentional phallic reference, from a culture much more sexually and socially mature than any of you idiots who think this is a mistake…
Nobody thinks it’s a mistake. I do think turning your back on three rock hard willys like the person in the shot is doing is a mistake though.
But someone said it was a fail! A monumental one, at that! What is a fail if not a mistake? Did someone intend to fail?
I’d say the fail is in the captioning!
It’s a pun, or play on words!
*ponders* Hmmmmmm I wonder what that is!
The fail is in the eye of the beholder.
If someone intends to fail and succeeds, it’s a win! So it can’t be that…..
Just because someone succeeds at failing does not mean they don't fail.OMG, it’s Ninja! Haven’t seen you in… Forever!
I know!
So how has the fruitcake been faring?But if they succeed in spite of trying to fail, it’s a win?
*brain explosion*
*gathers up the bits and saves them for later*
Can we go and feed the zombies in the park?
*searches, finds lost piece behind couch*
*consumes it*
Brain FAIL.
Most phallic sculpture is created in an attempt to influence the gods of fertility. Spending hundreds of hours creating such elaborate sculptures, instead of having sex can be considered a fail.
Good morning Starfish for the abolition of truck nuts!
I love your name! Can I sign your petition?)
Good morning Ms B. Please sign my petition, I think truck nuts might go down in history as the worst redneck invention of all time.
I must live in redneck central. White pickup trucks with truck nuts as far as the eye can see!
Ugh…
*doesn’t want to appear naive*
*waits for someone else to ask what a truck nut is*
Erm… It’s a plastic sculpture of nuts that hang off the truck’s towing hook thingy.
And truly horrifying to behold.
Oh, dear! Hand me the petition, starfish.
Gives a whole new meaning to “tow package”.
Thank all that is good and right I have never seen such creatures.
*hands Judy the petition*
You can sign it two or three times, I live in Illinois.
*snork!*
Ech. I saw truck nuts once. Scarred for life. *grows extra arms, signs 27 times*
A very ridiculous ornament which people sometime hang from their rear bumper. Basically they look like a very large brass ball sack. They do this so they can say “my truck’s got big ol’ brass balls, ya’ll!”
They make me hate Ohio.
They have blue plastic ones out here in Utah.
So they have blue-balls? And brag about it?
In Montana there are a lot of Tan colored ones. Some go as far as to have some hair on them.
Trucks in Utah aren’t allowed to have sex until they get married.
Today, a good portion of my morning commute was spent watching a very realistic looking pair of truck nuts dangle from the truck in front of me. It made me very sad to know that someone is making alot of money creating these things. They should be stopped.
*Begins composing a letter to his congressional representative*
I was amazed at how real they look. I’m glad mine aren’t that big, though.
Wow…I live in Ohio and I’ve never seen em.
I’ll have to keep an eye out for the truck nuts.
You’d think they’s be more prevalent in Georgia, but I haven’t seen too many. I heard Atlanta was trying to ban them.
*uses the Force to change “s” to “d”*
Wow, another one.
*clears throat*
Could all of the Ohio residents here please identify themselves?
Wow, I’m from Ohio and I’ve only seen “truck nuts” on the TV show Squidbillies (the first and last episode I saw.) Maybe I live too close to Cleveland and too far from the West Virginia or Kentucky border.
Though it is funny when the trucks go over a bump and have them hanging too low.
Truck Nuts – the only thing that can make rear-ending someone fun!
oh, at first i had no idea what you were talking about. I’ll gladly sign your petition!
But what if it inspires hundreds of hours of sex?
Very good point. I had not considered the possibility of collateral coitus.
Just wait till that person drops their camera and stoops to pick it up.
true.. after taking an anthropology class, photos like this seem a lot less funny than they used to be. Mostly because you know it wasn’t a coincidence, but purposeful..
Hey now, come on. It’s just a joke.
No one said it was a mistake. I just want to know why? Can you answer me that? If you can’t than you are just wasting my time.
Don’t waste your time Jules. Some people just
don’t get the concept of asking questions just
for the purpose of having fun.
*squeeze*
There are two fails here:
- the cultural understanding fail of the poster of this image
- the understanding of the meaning of the word “fail” by half the people commenting here
fail – leave something undone; be unsuccessful; disappoint, prove undependable; abandon, forsake; judge unacceptable; prove insufficient; get worse;
.
Knowing that, I believe you are mistaken. I call attention to the bold definitions. The italics could describe you.
That was rather bold of you.
I know. I get a little ticked at the comments like that. It makes me a little stressed
Ach, Herr Gans. Derselbe Klugscheißer wie in den Comics.
Klugscheißer… this is a new one to me. Translation anyone?
~ Smartass.
I never said I was any kind of mature.
I don’t claim any form of maturity whatsoever. You can’t get blood from a stone. (or milky white liquids from statues….)
Ugh…always someone who acts like the morally superior douche… You’re a fail. A big, snotty fail.
Well, honestly, how mature are we expecting ourselves to be when we get to sit around and make penis jokes all day.
On a scale from 1 to 10, negative 17 I’d say.
*giggles*
She said “penis”!
Hey Arthur. How goes it?
And Ms. B… how mature do they expect us to be even when we don’t sit around making penis jokes?
Mature? Has that got something to do with manure?
Something to do with being cheesy I think.
There’s my Moomin! *squeeze* Any word from our bod yet? *crosses fingers*
His show is due to open in the next couple of days I believe.
Then it’s time to google shows in Germany about Handel for reviews
A little cheddar on your manure makes it better!
All is good, thank you. How are you? You’ve been away too long.
Very well… It’s amazing what a vacation will do for your work attitude. That and I found a large collection of computer games on the shared drive at work.
It is making work a good bit more tolerable.
Tell me about it!
No, really, tell me about it. I haven’t had leave in so long I’ve forgotten what it feels like. (They cancelled the leave I was supposed to take starting next week. It’ll probably be december before I can take it now.)
Wow, Malicite, I’ve never seen you this incited before!
*grins* It’s hard to tolerate some stuff without lashing back… that’s one of those things I guess.
It wouldn’t be failblog without an obnoxious douchebag troll to spoil our fun. *squeeze*
Hey mr cuddles! How was Ireland?Hey ninja! *squeeze* It was amazing! I got strep throat, but I’m over it now
*resists the urge to ask Cuddles the same question for the 234th time*
I've been gone recently, sorry.I noticed, and I didn’t mean to criticize you. But this could become another FTW…
Arthur! How goes it?
BMW, FTW!!!1!
*ROFL*
*waves to all*
Fine, thanks. Couldn’t be here as often letely, though.
*magically transforms ‘e’ into ‘a’*
Couldn’t be hare?
Haha, very bunny!
Ohhhh. you do rabbit on Arthur
Here, Mal, try these.
*hands Mal some antihistidines*
*takes them*
I think these things make me grumpy! Thank you though! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
You’re welcome. But I thought it was “Histidine” that was making you grumpy…
I thought you typoed histamine… *fails further into shame*
It’s okay – I’m not always understandable.
I actually have these statues in my bedroom, just without the farm animals attached to them……wait that’s not right…
*ponders*
Souvenirs from Ireland and you didn’t even bring us any?
I’m still waiting for stories about all the hot foreign men he got to meet.
Unfortunately, I didn’t get to meet any hot foreign men. Just got strep throat from kissing the Blarney Stone
Is the fail a picture of said stone?
*triple-snork!*
Is that a technically a one count or a three.
oh well… snork count = 2.
Compromise… Are you a politician?
No… just didn’t learn to count properly.
1+2=chair!
I wouldn’t touch that Blarney stone with Malicite’s shiny new regulation 10-foot pole. Every tourist on the planet kisses it. Besides, MMC, you are already gifted with eloquence!
explosm.net/comics/1081/
Brewski makes it sound like this Blarney stone is a total slut!
That’s no way to end a vacation! Well, I’m glad you’re feeling better.
*squeeze*
no, you never do that! kiss your hand and put your hand on it. then wash your hand or use sanitizer. oh, god. well, incase you go the the Amazon some time soon, DO NOT PEE IN THE WATER!
Is that a threesome?
They are each sitting on a statue. 2 are shocked and one is quite enjoying it.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Now now…maybe it was just an accidenty douche. Let’s offer the bukkit and let it be.
Perhaps he’ll take the bukkit and go, before ZA gets here. I’m getting a little sick of cleaning up the piles of gore.
But you do such a nice job, and the pay is decent.
*gives cookies*
That and nobody else wants to do it.
*offers brownies*
*takes both*
No worries. The show is worth the clean up.
Hey now, I’ve been here forever and only lost control for the first time yesterday. Give me a break, I am a zombie after all. I have to be true to my nature.
AGREED!
Get over it people it’s a penis. Is everyone in third grade still?
Hee hee hee! You said “penis”!!
Na na na naaa naaa!!
P-b-b-bb-bb-tt!!
:p
*pins “Kick Me” sign on Brewski*
I see London, I see France, I see X-Phile’s underpants!!
Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta kiss me!
*runs off*
*picks in his nose*
*wets pants*
*cries for mommy*
*plays with his GI Joes*
Got to get tough! Yo Joe!
*digs through toybox*
Where’s my He-Man?
*hides He-Man and She-Ra behind back*
Mooommmmm! Ms B took my He-Man! And won’t give it back!
Now you’re gonna be in trouble!
*throws He-Man at X*
*sticks out tongue*
*runs away*
Mooommmmm! Ms B threw a He-man at me and it hit me in the eye!
Where is this, anyway? I’m actually rather curious.
Also, remember that most people who submit these things have the psycho-sexual maturity of a 12-year-old…Not that that’s *always* a bad thing, mind…
oh ya hi yall *squeezes*
What’s with them crows-chicken like creatures in priest suits?
there holy dick monks of course
Fertility symbols??
so this dick has bird cum this i has pig cum….(and so on)
Im a terd.
And a bad speller.
Wet ere ye telking ebout.
I didn’t know you were Scottish!
those statues look hard
wow even ur avatar looks exited about the hardness of em
God, you’re thick as pig shit and quite frankly I fart in your general direction!
But where are the stones that go with em?
they were molded using someone’s sphinxster
wuts a sphinxster?
It’s actually spelt “sphincter”, but granny might be playing on words as the statues are made of stone. You’ll have to google the word to find out more because I don’t want go into any sphincters here.
We’d have to rectumfy the situation if you did.
I would, but I’m too bummed out to bother.
Maybe someone else will assk what it means.
Butt I already explained it!
Your explanation will go down in the anals of history.
Aw shucks! It was nothing fanny, barely even an explanation.
(Poop) chute, you’re not giving yourself enough credit.
I couldn’t possibly take credit for the hole thing, at least some of it should go to google.
Let’s ask (chocolate) Starfish, he may know who’s responsible.
You ask, I’ll just fudge it up.
OK, I’ll ask after I finish my tossed salad.
It’s okay, she wasn’t here, she was running a little behind.
In her repayments? I hope she doesn’t end up in arrears!
She’ll make it through, though, and soon it will be all be be-hinder.
its a sphinx’s sphincter! Butt maybe not
Where’s the potato when you need it?
Gah!
*leans away from sweethooligan and makes an X with index fingers*
lulz
Do we run that through grep or something?
I couldn’t help but think the birds are Chozo statues, but they can’t be, or else they’d have an outreached arm with an orb in it (or perhaps in this case, both arms extended with an orb in each).
I see where you’re coming from.
I certainly see where the stones are coming from–if you know what I mean.
Do these sculptures remind anyone else of characters from a cartoon?
Um…. The penis pals?
noo…. but what kind of cartoons to u watch? like porn toons?
There were dancing Mushrooms in Fantasia…maybe them?
Woody Stonepecker?
I immediately thought of the evil creatures from The Dark Crystal. The skeckies or something like that…
Trial by stone!!!
check out the packer on the one nearest to camera
pecker
*face dick*
No, I think packer could work just as well. Depending…
I’m more interested in the “face dick” thing…
lolz, really?
That seems like something people would pay to see…
Nah, there are free sites where you can see that all day. I’ve just never seen a granny do it.
perhaps they were making a particular STD a little fancier by making statues for it and the itching and burning is represented by the well dressed avians…
North Korea’s nuclear launch site
or rockets about to be launched towards Uranus to search for clingons and extra-testicles
those helmets look rather well polished, they should have waited for some birds to do their business before taking the picture for more effect
EWWWW!
You’re having a field day aren’t you?
I like playing with myself you know
*squeeze*
(I washed)
Been waiting days for penis gags then three come along at once?
*squeeze*
I am not sure… was the penis and gag supposed to be a pun?
*looks around*
*let’s Brewski out of the crate*
*walks by*
*grabs extra ‘*
*walks by, hands Brewski a pixie stick*
Thanks Jules!
*walks away to avoid Dragon-grog-offering newbies*
Thanks BN
*puts on old WW2 army helmet and takes cover behind the couch*
Oh I found a quarter!
I lost an earring around there the other day. Can you keep an eye out for me while you’re back there?
What were you doing back there? Playing tag with Emp again?
Hee! You saw that did ya? I tend to forget this is such a public place
You guys were fun to watch!
I meant to ask you Ms B, how did you get so felxible?
flexible. Damn, damn, damn!
Practice, X, lots of practice
Yes, Ms B, very public. So any sane, morally proper person would never consider doing something like, oh, dancing naked for example.
Maybe we could practice keeping out pants on, together!
I expect a lot of failure there.
When I was in sixth grade, I was in class with a fairly tight pair of pants on. And my pants zipper failed. Big time. And, of course, the teacher called me up to give a presentation in front of the entire class. I had to endure snickering for the rest of the day.
I forgot to wear underwear one day in eighth grade, and as we were sitting on the bleachers it wasn’t until the laughing started that I realized how loose my gym shorts were.
Don’t you know the rules:
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/05/14/engrish-warring-sex/
Come on Aiki! Run! Get to da choppa!
*catches Aiki’s hand as he leaps from the roof toward the choppa*
I got ya. I got ya.
*turns to the pilot*
Get us outta here!
Damn I gotta go back, I dropped my quarter!
*snatches quarter*
*runs off*
NOOOOOO!
*Falls to knees, crying*
George… buddy; I’ll find you, I swear!
*finds a penny*
Oh a good luck penny!
Found it! Wait, nope, that’s a bit of old Cheeto.
*lets
looks like failblog failed on this one
Looks like you need to sign up for Humour 101.
Can you send me the link? so I can sign up?
Looks like it'll be a nice day out today.Yes, it’s a cloudless day, the sunlight reflecting off of the phalluses is almost blinding.
Don’t get any in your eye, dear.
So? how are things going around here?
.
I didn’t follow a thing of it today, I’m a very busy man.
Howdy Hairy!
Plenty of pee-ness today.
Especially in this fail.
Come on sweet pee! Let’s have some fun!
Someone should remake this monument to squirt a white water.
pump action
Now we know where the crunchy cum came from…
Tourist trap ftw, I’d totally want to know wtf that was about if I saw it from a cruise or something.
Wow, “ftw” and “wtf” in the same sentence. I’m impressed!
*bows down*
*sneaks up behind X-Phile, ET finger at the ready*
*pulls out camera*
Hey hey hey! No touchey the tushey!
Hey hey hey! It was Judy.
I’m just here to commemorate the event.
Then why are you hiding Baconlube behind your back?
*shifty eye’d look*
…for…your…pleasure?
Now that one made me laugh out loud!
hey guys, how are yall today?
Deeelightful, and yourself?
Alright I guess thankyou. How are you?
It’s Commando Thursday. That’s a good day!
Ok Nicholas. Calm down.
I like that name, can I keep it? Call me Nicholas!
Only when you’re commando.
Call me Nicholas!
*eyes BTAKAPB warily*
*tries to look up BTAKAPB’s skirt*
these look like those chicken guys off of “the dark crystal” or w/e
Skeksis awaiting the great conjunction you reckon?
The great conjunction, or the great conjugation?
PINGAS!
I am Back .!
I am Front.!
I am Mouth?
I am gall bladder!
I was going to say “I am Bottom” but…
not in front of the pee pees.
I am dead!
Oh, sorry, you already knew that.
*squeeze*.
*supah squeeze*
I think someone needs a friend!
*squeeze*
*boops Baron on the nose*
*skips off*
*squeeze* am i too late?
too much peaness!!
It’s okay relax. I am sure you can take it all in.
*monkey stealing peach*
Want to be a guitar hero?
No. Squeeze.
*double squeeze*
*squeeze*
Bwuuut bwuuut! OH SHIT! I MISSED MY MISSILE!
*standard intercom voice over the intercom* Next missile is leaving within now and 12 minutes*/standard intercom voice over the intercom*
Wooooow! 12 minutes left! Gotta run! See you guys tomorrow!
Good-bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!
It’d take a miricle to pull it off though.
*triple SQUEEEZE for Baron*
*squeezes for Moomin, Mal, Ms B, Jules, X*
*squeeze* for Judy
You weren’t in the thread below the Baron troll, Judy! But now that you’re here…
*Extra-special SQUEEZE!!*
*smooch!*
I’m always here, Brewski!
*smoochie squeezie*
They give good helmet.
(G’day all!!)
Is it twoo what they say about bwack men? It’s twoo! It’s twoo!
Brewski! G’morning to yah!
This is super super funny! Hahaha!
*General SQUEEZE*
*Salutes General Squeeze*
Cool! A squeeze and a salute… wait, please tell me that is your hand your saluting with.
Sorry, don’t mean to point.
*Squeeze* You don’t have to be here. You can enjoy the fail without looking at the comments.
*supah dupah oompa lumpa squeeze*
It’s a squeeze party!!
*Puts on a certain song by “The Who”*
*squeezes everybody in sight*
*wang chungs*
*swings dong*
*slap chops*
*porks chops*
Awwe, did your mommy not show you enough love?
*big super duper heart fealt squeeze*
o.o, did i miss something?
Phallus symbols are intended.
Failblog fail.
Sorry, the kids here can’t think of the word ‘penis’ without giggling.
So naturally, the idea of phallus statuary for the sake of fertility is certainly beyond them;)
Beauty, where is it?
In the eye of the beholder.
You misspelled beerholder.
You misspelled ewe.
One for the Baron ya..
And cookies for all squeezers!
What about the other 20%? Do you want to *SQUEEZE* them?
Maybe if you give Baron the tweezers…?
*head explodes*
ShamWows needed on Aisle 6!
*doubles over with laughter; can’t reach the ShamWows on the top shelf!*
*gathers together brain pieces*
*eats them*
*squeezes the Baron*
*squeezes the Baron again*
het Baron, want some kool-aide?
*hey
*ho
Oh, and:
80%? That’s more than half!
*squeezes the Baron again, just because*
pssst, i think you need a refill on that kool-aide.
*NO FAIL FOUND*
Fail for cultures that for some reason think certain parts of the human body shouldn’t be recreated as a sculpture.
It’s a celebration of life and fertility dumbasses.
Yes, but why are there animals carved into the side of the phalluses? That’s the part that bothers me.
They’re Oni. In this case, Demons which represent a mountain. Another fertility symbol.
These spirits would be the ones you pray to for the fertility.
actually, they’re characters of the zodiac, what’s not in the photo are the other 9, i took this photo in korea, and the whole park stems around a legend of a virgin who drowned in the ocean unsatisfied. shortly after, the fishing was very poor, until one day a fisherman was relieving himself in the direction of the ocean, and the next day, fishing was bountiful, so they erected a park with penises for good luck. and they are in on the joke. you can look it up, it’s called Haesindang penis park.
I don’t see the fail here
All cultures in the world before monotheism always pictures phallus-shaped sculptures(obelisks,menhirs etc…)
How do i save favs? user Fail….
9:47am? it’s 5:51pm here….. timezone Fail.
Having fun down here?
yea i was lonely…. social fail
but seriously, how can i save favs to my profile here?
I think it’s only on cheezburger you can do that? They don’t have the profiles on this section that I know of.
dammit….. content provider Fail.
thanks tho ^^
Because it’s an American site, it should be 0947. I’m also on GMT.
yea, i just think sites should show you the time where you are… or else conversations over long periods of time can be difficult to track. well i have trouble anyway haha.
Forget “time”. It’s an invented concept anyway. There is only past, present and future. I started posting in the past, I’m writing this now in the present and the Zombie Apocalypse is still coming to destroy the living in the future.
Time is not a construct of man, but the way we measure it is.
I think you misspelled “the living”, or did you really mean to be that sexist?
Ah, but the Anglo-Saxon word “man” was a generic term for humans of both genders. Then, to distinguish females, they called them “wyf-man,” literally, “weaver-person.” Wyf-man became woman, and suddenly words like “mankind” were considered sexist. Oops!
Man as in mankind.Where are you that you’re on GMT in the summer?
Title Fail. It should be “Monument Fail”. Monumental is an adjective. Dumbasses.
Pun.
Nope, it was done correctly.
:p
*smooch*
:awe:
*sigh*
Fail is used as a noun, yes?
Adjectives describe nouns.
Where’s the problem?
It’s not part of his redneck curriculum. Remember rednecks are only taught a few things:
1. Are you having sex with your sister again? Why not?
2. Go make us another batch of you bathtub crystal meth.
3. When you’re done with that, check the whiskey stills will ya?
You forgot:
4. Leave the dog alone, that’s what your sister’s for.
5. Go shoot some more possums, we done run out.
*Clueless submitter Fail*
Sculptures that AREN’T supposed to look anything like a penis, but do = Fail
Sculptures that are SUPPOSED to look exactly like a penis, and do = NOT A FAIL
Jeezus, take some comparative religion classes or something, people! Nearly every culture on earth has some sort of fertility/phallus theme in there somewhere.
FAIL!…for being so serious ^^
Sculptures that don’t settle for being a penis, but also have animals carved into the sides for no logical reason = FAIL.
It’s not the penis that fails, odd as it may be to American eyes. IT’S THE ANIMALS that make this so epic.
Theres NOWAY that’s not on purpose!
Norway?
Northway?
No way No way!
Mnah mnah
Ok, this one is just for you Baron.
.
*squeezes BaronVonBuzzkill*
*’accidentally’ covers Baron with maggots and decomposing slime*
(and one for the zombie!)
I am back.!?!?!?!?
so, does anybody know where this be located??
I would guess somewhere in India. The style matches that. I thought it was a fail because the figures inside seriously do look like cartoon characters. It is a fairly modern installation, too. They made me think of sacred lingams with the characters from Dark Crystal in them. *off to look more closely at faces*
south korea, and it’s the zodiac, there are more just off camera. the penises are intentional.
OMG
Major fail
The statues are meant to look like penises. They look like penises.
Where is the fail?
If you ask me, it’s the person who submitted this that fails.
Blah I should have read up a bit where someone made the same point. I guess I fail too.
GOP monument to Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and Ted Haggard.
Where is that? I wanna go see them for myself!
It’s Penis Park in Shillim, a fishing village on the East coast of South Korea…It’s all intentional. I’ve been there. The story behind the park is it’s a fishing village…
the story goes a virgin girl drowned…
the fish all dissappeared…
to appease the spirit all the men jerked off into the bay…
and the fish came back.
It’s filled with penis statues, hundreds of penises.
giant stone penii with furry sculptures… why am I not surprised at that combo?
tbh, it looks intentional.
Not a Fail at all !
Picture taken in the Haesindang Gong·won, aka the Penis Park, in Samcheok, South Korea. You can visit the park with a museum dedicated to the representation of penis all over the world.
Very interesting to visit !
*attempting his best Monty Python Sir Galahad impersonation, which is actually really really bad*
I get you’re gay.
So, this is Beachy Head then?
Just one question: Where the heck IS this place?
I believe it is the island of Dickheadia.. but am not sure
Erected in honor of the fertile gods of Star Fox.
How is that fail? Those are *supposed* to be phallic symbols and represent, I suspect, either an in joke or one or another asian or indian cultures phallic symbology… fertility or vitality – minor deities or spirits. Depends on where those monuments are, I’d say.
As stated earlier, spending time carving statue of dicks to symbolize fertility instead of just having sex is a fail.Not really fail. What country is this in? In many placed the penis is a symbol of fertility, not vulgar or inappropriate as it is here. These monuments were MEANT to be enshrined in a penis as a sort of symbol. It would be good to know more about it.
Okay, okay, we've heard.south korea, it’s a park called Haesindang Penis Park. the penises have a legend behind them, you can read it below. There are dozens of statues and totems.
Reminds me of the “Holy Soap Fail” from awhile ago.
Once you go black (bird, monkey, sheep) you never go back.
So they have penis monuments, big deal
Does anyone else think those things look kind of like Skeksis? With penises obviously.
These are deliberate. Ergo, not fail.
it might be a dream of every girl, isnt it?
suggestive phallic imagery WIN!
That wasn’t suggestive. That’s down right depictive.;)
my penis
not a fail: they did it on purpose. It’s a win
I agree, this is definitely a win…
I would love to see what those statues look like from behind. It would have been funny if someone could have sat on top of one of those statues and then taken the pic. Hilarious!!
wow. lol.
you guys are 2 serious and need to embrace the funneh thats what this site is for if u don’t stop being cereal im going to shove a happy pill up your asses
I think this is an anti-prude win.
And penises rose from the earth…is it a sign of the apocalypse, or is the earth just happy to see me?
Hey! That’s me!
This picture was taken in South Korea in a place called Haesindang Penis Park. There were hundreds of penis sculptures of all different sizes, shapes and forms.
LOL! Actually I thought it was an epic win! Best park ever!
I should also add that there is a story to this park. A long time ago there was a virgin who was to be married but before she could be married she somehow drowned in the ocean. Because she died “unfulfilled” there became a shortage of fish. One day a fisherman had to piss really bad, so he pulled down his pants and pissed in the ocean. The next day there was a record catch of fish (because the virgin girl finally was “fulfilled”) So, people erected (hehehe) penis poles to keep her happy. The End.
the didn’t urinate in the sea…
REPOST FAIL!
lol who wears green trousers. Does she think shes a leprechaun. Fail!
We don’t know the artist’s intentions, for all we know this is a win of enormous proportions!
Skexis!
totally skeksis
All hail the mystical penis-birds!
*jaw drop* Just. Wow.
I don’t get it. It has to do with a penis, but could someone explain what the fail is here anyways?
koukej
i hate these fails so much
Does anyone find this weird?
interesting
OH ITS SO FUNNY COS THEY LOOK LIKe DONGS, god dammit people grow up…
Does this mean my sperm is actually tiny statues of animals?