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Hey! the fail bus.
Boop Boop
All aboard!!
I’d like a one-way ticket to “We’re Lost” please.
G’morning all
*squeezes*
Morning!
*squeeze*
That’ll be 2 for the mystery tour then?
That will be 0.02c each please.
KERCHING!
*morning squeezes to all*
Do you accept internets as a form of payment?
Nope. sorry.
I don’t know, how many are we talking here? I’d need at least 6 figures.
over 9000.
haha dragon ball z?
this is sparta
*kicks*
No, it’s not.
THIS is Sparta.
*kicks back*
Is that dollars, internets, or inches?
Why, what are you offering?
Sowwy
I don’t have six internets. Can I still tour? It starts there *points* right?
You’ll have to go down the road a bit further and get off sooner but OK.
Sure – after the third attraction, I’ll get off soon enough.
You could be left stranded and wanting a ride. It is a mystery tour after all.
Oh don’t worry, I’ll be careful with the pace of the tour, to make sure your third stop doesn’t cum around too quickly.
But you won’t be in control, the designated driver is. You’ll be too busy checking the rear view to pace yourself properly.
You mean the tour could be tailed?
Intercourse of the day, there will be much to see at the back.
To be thorough you just can’t miss that part, especially seeing as it’s guided.
“It is a mystery tour after all.”
Ooh, sounds magical.
I can front you 120,000 internets now, with another 224, 327 internets once we arrive.
120,000 internets
224,327 internets
0.02c initial outlay
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344,329
Deal!
*shakes on it*
*shakes*
*anxiously takes seat*
Are we there yet?!?!?
I have to pee!!
I’m thirsty!!
There’s a failing lav at the back of the bus. You just have to open the window and aim it down wind!
Don’t hit any phone lines either. Bus driver, please watch out for low bridges.
Moomins to the back…pineapples to the front!
Hey jam, wanna meet in the middle?
Ooh, with Moomin’s big nose and your rough edges, how can I refuse?
*squeeze*
So you’re saying big and rough is the way to go then?
Ummm…… I guess!
GAH!
*whistles… must check, must check*
*gently pats jam*
There, there. I won’t tell anyone.
*prepares for check*
You nit picking again, Sir B?
There’s not really anywhere for them to hide this week…we might have to switch to prevention rather than cure?
Phew, that was a close shave!
can i get a ticket to the mushroom kingdom??
morning
*GUY SQUEEZE* well then… that was akward
We’re heading nowhere with this.
To the win my friend, to the win!
)
I can feel the win rushing through my hair!
Fibber! :p
*zzZZIIIIPP!*
*looks*
Oh. That didn’t help.
Once we leave, we’ll be Gone with the Win…
Before we leave, we should clean the windows.
The win beneath my wings.
Before we leave, I’m going to check the engwin.
*takes the driver seat*
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Ready for the mystery tour?
.
*fires up bus*
*stomps on gas, burns rubber*
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Outta the way, we’re on a schedule here!
I thought you changed your name but it wasn’t it was just bold.
jam!
*squeeze all over the world*
You new? most likely.
No, I’m not new. I wasn’t on failblog for a while.
A *squeeze* for you if you promise to be one person today, instead of schizo.
Today I’m going to be B. Obama, Chris Angel and Chuck Norris at the same time.
A slick trick hit?
Yessh.
Chuck Norris is a WIN!
yes, in fact only Don Cherry can beat Chuck Norris in a fail fight
oh… fail. i meant fair fight, idk who would win in a fair fight
WTF??? i meant fail that time, and ended up with fair i super fairl
Is it yours?
Yeah… it is mine.
All Aboard the fail bus… towards… were r we going again?
We’re going to drive off of a bridge!
Say hello to our driver, Anass Rhammar!
Clean?
Maybe it’s the angle, but the bus does not look clean to me. Hence, fail.
Let’s call it Zoot. Bad, wicked, naughty bus.
That reminds me of a joke.
What’s red and sits in the corner?
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A naughty bus.
No, wasn’t it a dead baby in the corner?
But…but… it’s red! Nobody puts baby in a corner.
What’s red and white and read all over?
No, wait What’s black and white and read all over?
A skunk with nappy rash?
Goths at hellfire club?
a plucked penguin?
A Chicken that walked into a bar?
A zombie after eating?
What’s green and red all over?
…
A frog in a blender!
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*may look better today than he did yesterday, but still has a morbid sense of humor*
LOL! Good one! Zombie humor just won you 100 internets!
You must spank all the naughty buses.
That’s what she said.
She swore she wouldn’t tell anyone about that…
Yes, yes we are!
Speak for youself. I’m dull!
Hmmmm… a second fluffy….
I disagree, and I’m sure others will also.
Awww… *squeeze*
*speechless*
Thank you Mr Crow.
*squeeze*
Just callin’ it like I see it, you’re welcome.
For some reason I thought crow was a she.
Nope, I would be a he.
Abso*squeeze*alutely!
Dull-lightful!
Dull-inquent more like but thank you too.
Wow, I have me the start of a fan club.
*hides anywhere the background is red*
Dull-iscious! *flees!*
You’re dull-usional!
*draw a line right here after throw-away comment backfires*
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We’re not supposed to be using throw-away comments. Only recyclables.
I lol’d. All a’board the failbus! Next stop, utter WIN!
LOL! WHERE IS THE FAIL???!!!!
[ironie] It looks even better then my car [/ironie]
Don’t laugh or I’m not going to save the world today!
AHahahaahaha
Comment FAIL!
Your face is a fail.
Now now, play nice all.
I was just kiddding, of course.
I was just lambing. Ouch.
Ohhh I was thinking of lamb gyros.
Just becaus I’m a little bit blue?
Why blue? why not not green or purple or yellow or whatever?
*Cut 1 “not” and copy it between “Why” and “blue”*
You got punk’d
ohh I’m alittle drunk right now. No, wait it’s a double negative.
But than there is no sense?
Why blue? Why green or purple or yellow or whatever?
Ehmm…?
I know I was just trying to justify that comment…but I am alittle drunk though.
What time have you got now?
If hue are blue, what can we do?
Who the **** was asking you to do something?
Just because I’m different, everyone hates me :*((
*tickletickletickle*
Cheer up. She’s being nice to you! She won’t bother next time, I wager!
Glory Jam!
*facepalm*
No one has said anything indicating hate towards you. You have misunderstood several times. Read and try to understand more than one level of the written words. If that is too incomprehensible to you, the next bus leaves soon…
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If you are going to act like an immature ‘oaf,’ then my ‘oaf-fishL’ comment stills stands.
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Hey Hey! Good Morning!
*squeeze*
*squeezes! Oh Naaah squeezing SC* Morning!
Morning DrB!
*squeeze*
If your that intellectual why don’t you understand the word ironie?
Maybe it’s not her understanding of it so much as your delivery of it.
Well, I’m going to sign all my jokes in the future. x_X
*misses the joke completely*
*tries to drop a hint …*
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Fish, try Googling “ironie”. What’s the first hit you get?
Is that oaffishL?
No, it’s just offal fishy.
*squeeze*
*Ignore*
Yes it is offishL that fishL is not going to savefishL the world today!
Did you underfishL that?
I understood what I said. ~
Are you sure?
Exremely so.
I belive in you!
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Wait…what? He be living in Sidhe Cat?
I don’t think he would like the outcome of that.
Reason?
Not that I’ve seen.
Lol’d
I just wanted you to save the world.
I’m doing it – just for you.
That’s why I laughed.
Oh naah, he originally said “don’t laugh or I won’t save the world” to which you replied with a laugh.
Thank you dude.
OHHHHH, OK.
fail or win?
fwin? or wail?
Stop wailing, you’ll wake the children!!
good.
neither, its a bus.
A bust! Gah!
A must! Yah!
Ms McKenzie’s bust?
Sounds like a working tit’le!
Why? Does it ring a bell?
A work worth bra’gging about to be sure.
That’s a boulder statement than I’d have made.
For sure – nipped it in the bud.
My mammary isn’t what it used to be, what were we talking about again?
Try to keep abreast of the conversation Crow. Sheesh!
He’s just a puppie, his mind can’t juggle all that.
^puppy (Has puppies on hands.)
A puppie? Last time I chest I was a crow.
Guess I was being mule-ish with trying to stack the puns.
Don’t keep crowing about it, you’re making a racket. I’m trying to sleep here!
*40 winks*
I have to rack my brain to try to keep up.
Boobie traps! That’s what I said.
HAHAHAHA!
Damn, a minute too slow. Now I feel like a melon head.
are we all having fun bags?
how time flies when your having fun bags.
So is it ‘send in the failbus’ or does failboat still take requests?
Maybe some ketchup too
No, mustard mayonaise mix. It’s delicious. trust me.
I hate mustard. Sorry.
FAILBUS WIN
it’s a norwegian graduation bus, called Fail.
Needs more cowbell.
*says hello, waves goodbye*
Morning *squeeze* to all.
Hi Moo-
Oh yes they call him the streak
Why? Is there a problem with his whiping?
More like his zipping.
*waves*
*ankle squeeze*
*wonders why the Moomin squeezed Hitler*
It was the ‘make him talk’ squeeze!
That makes it even worse. You ever heard him talk? Horrible! And he won’t stop for hours!
ve have vays und means of making him shut up though
Good morning. And in case I don’t see ya’; good afternoon, good evening and good night!
Well being that this is all through the internet. Its a good chance you wont see very many of us. but you still have my regards.
*thrusts arm forward*
*pokes Hitler in the eye*
FAIL HITLER !
Must be the new VOLVO 9900 bus.
Some argue that there are at least 100 of these buses. It gets over 9000 inches to the gallon. Diesel is fine, too
Airbus A340
You out by 10 granny?
(Morning)
*squeeze*
could be, didn’t check the model number, but its close
*squeeze*
bad joke anyways
To the Fail Country !
to the fail cave
To the Win tunnel
schweine bumse
Ahem. Leave that to the professionals, please.
Hitler du Schweineficker.
I love Norway <3
Send in the FAIL….bus?!
New failblog logo?
if the bus drops bellow 50 mph it will explode
russebuss? :O
Tror det ja
Hey! I’ve seen this bus! xP What are the chances ?!
Oh … you were gone?
Russebuss 2009?
Smooth
This is wrong. Two fails don’t make a win.
Well Failblog say it does. They reserve the right to bend the very laws of time and space.
All aboard the Failmobile
Ahh looove teh winzz!!!1!!
So do I. But next time don’t use LOLspeak or I will be forced to burn you as a troll.
That Failwagon in all its poorly finished glory….
Failblog MUST BUY IT.
I know. It’s AWESOME!!!!!!!
The one way bus to failure
lawl a-team
Why is it that whenever something is labeled “FAIL” it is automatically a “WIN”? rotflolmao
WUTS DAT
I RAFF, I RUSE?
now we just need a bus that says fail
i mean a boat LOLZ
Hail the fail bus!
Norwegian “RUSSE” buss.google it
Its just like the Oscar meyer bus except it goes around taking picture of failure in ordinary life. Will there ever be a day that doesn’t have one failure?
it must be the son of the fail boat!
Wouldn’t it be appropriate for it to overturn? Then it would be a true Fail Bus.
It is now for sale…
Hehe…Dersom dette er en salgsannonse for en russebuss så er det vel strengt tatt en FAIL i seg selv…
Bussen er ødelagt, så noe salg blir det nok ikke… =P
Nå er bussen fiksa alike vel. KJØP, KJØP, KJØP!
a fail is a win?