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Maybe the retailer is a satanist?
He has the devil in him!
He’s looking pretty cross.
do you reckon he Hades day *hides*
It’s precise…like he measured it with Kali’pers.
not too well attatched though- looks lucifer
Looks better than just two styx attached together, tho.
Satanly more classy.
It’s not a pricing fail, the cross is hanging upside down.
More like “pricing win; the cross isn’t hanging upside down and the price was meant to be 6.66 regardless!”
I’d hardly say charging 6.66 for a satanic cross is a pricing win. Selling your soul to the devil for a satanic cross is more like it!
its not upside down >.<
definateley would look good in the morning-star
*talks to self* I just cAn’t help looking for it now.
And at a helluva price too!
*squeezes all across the thread*
*stealth squeeze*
*Monster Squeeze*
what…..even me? the random new person!?
if so *squeezes back*
if not *runs off and hides*
*Turns to look, neck vertebrae make grinding noise*
WHO…IS…YOU!?!
*hides in wardrobe*
Come on out, new person, I have a *SQUEEZE* here just for you.
eeeeeeep
*another bear hug*
That’s how I greet strangers in meatworld too. Everyone’s day is better after an enthusiastic bear hug.
Oh… sorry the correct phase we were looking for is…
*reads from cue card*
“Who the #$&% ARE you?”
No points awarded.
No running and hiding … and a squeeze (in) front is probably best, so you don’t frighten the squeezee.
Welcome lil k@.
fank oooo!
*goes red*
*whispers*
try : oops :
:happy: ?
: mrgreen :
Here’s a few:
= : roll :
= : shock :
= : cry :
= : ??? :
= : arrow :
= : )
= : (
= 8 )
= : D
(just remove spaces)
Ooh, thanks, G&P. I like the shades guy.
*squeeze* G&P
lol or
*squeeze!*
FINALLY I CAN BE COOL AND USE EMOTICONS!
I only knew
up until today.
Oh…I’m 349 comments late. Am I late for the squeezes, too?
*squeezes pirx*
Hey, I didn’t want to put that comment here. Anyway, the my favourite emoticon is : twisted :
*rubs “the” out*
@ Malcite:
is the best one!
Maybe it’s cause I’m not wearing my glasses, but that looks like it has a nice little hair curly going on.
Hello random new person!
*waves enthusiastically*
Indeed.
*realises is waving at wardrobe*
*opens wardrobe*
*continues waving enthusiastically*
*steps out tentatively*
*waves back*
Dare I say someone came out of the closet?
Obviously so.
*squeezes k@ as she(?) steps out of wardrobe*
more than happy to oblige! ……did I say that- erk!
*bear hug*
That’s right, I’m a rebel…
I’m new and get no *squeeze*…so I will be emo and *cry*
*Random, even-newer-than-you SQUEEZE!!!*
I’m still only on symmetrical abstract avatar
*runs around and gives everyone a big bear hug*
and the brutal Hug War begins………………….
Cain you fix it?
‘S’in the bag!
Such a’belle ^.
will try the beast that I can
Exorcise your best judgment.
I will try but I am going round in seven circles here
It’s looking grim-oir here.
Or clueless.
.
*squeeze*
*squeezies*
How’s everyone’s day so far?
*Materializes*
Better than yours…
Um… lol?
Are you a newer person? I haven’t seen you before, I don’t think.
I was rescued from under Moomin’s bed two days ago…
Professional bed monstger, at your service.
Wow, a real professional in our midst! Most of us like to pretend we’re professionals, because we wear a tie sometimes, but our work ethic is proof against that idea.
For $65 a month, plus tax, I ensure no creepy crawlies or bumps in the night ,apart from myself of course, with additional services in the area of nightmare customization.
(offer not valid in cuba or south paraguy)
Will you provide me the “someone is watching me” feeling when I’m getting out of the shower? Or is that extra?
Sixty cents a minute.
I’ll have to keep that in mind. I do enjoy feeling like someone is creeping around my house when I’m in the shower. (Who am I kidding, I’m a blog nerd. I don’t shower)
I could cut you a discount if you’ll consent to a weekly sleepwalking trip, as an added bonus of course.
well, gee. I’m on here daily, and I also shower daily…
Oh, that? That’s just the money you could be saving with GEICO.
*squeeze* y’all! Sorry I’m late, had to work. How’s it going so far?
Hi Judy *squeeze*
It sucks. Blog is bedlam today. I was about to give up!! How are you doing?
Hiya Judy! My morning is shaping up like a load of BS so far. Anyone need a new office manager by chance? I’m quickly getting tired of the antics here.
It’s pretty hectic here today, Brewski. Damn near all the attorneys showed up and decided to work! Hate when that happens. Ms. B, you can come on over anytime. But, just so you know, there’s no naked dancing here. You’ll have to keep your clothes on. Sorry, it’s one of the rules.
I think I can handle keeping my clothes on!
I apparently can’t.
Morning (ish).
Hello! Are you new as well? Nice bacteria icon.
I usually lurk, but I got a new job, and there are many tempting computers around. It’s a girl bacteria, and thank you.
FOREIGN CONTAMINANT!
Woah woah woah woah woah!!
Isn’t that the bacteria from ‘evolution of man and woman’? Nice one!
Yes it is (tee hee).
You called?
Erm sorry about that! Have a cookie!
*takes cookie*
Are these Dark Side cookies? I LOVE Dark Side cookies! But they make me do naughty things.
Can you give me some Dark Side cookies, Lurk? I promise I won’t take your keyboard away again.
Muahahahaha! Another convert!
*hands Pirx a cookie*
*eats cookie*
Mmm, I never thought that evil could taste so good…
The bonus is that when you do evil things it helps burn calories. I don’t remember how many, though. Ms B knows.
Woo hoo!
*sigh*
Not so much, it’s the BEING evil that burns the calories. The cookies themselves are not evil.
Oh, I must’ve misunderstood that. Thanks, Avis. Sorry.
No evil cookies…just yummy cookies for you when you join the dark side.
There goes 5 pounds!
Can I get some cookies over here?
I brought the milk.
And my long-range Shredder beam.
(Guess why it’s called that!)
blah and sh*tty. POS distributors lying through their teeth and being aggressive about it so you can’t even tell them the proper way to rectify the situation!
Morning to you too. Are we having issues today?
*squeeze*
Just what do you do for a living, that doesn’t get any weekends off??
PS – saw your clickie, like the art. Hobby or profession?
pseudo-epic profile song win for abstract. I am imressed.
More like priceless!
Plus TAX. Muahahahaha. :devil:
crap. That was my best guess.
poop. That was my best palindrome.
Yes you’re obviously a devil-germ, not a B-cell, bubbles in the cytoplasm are a dead giveaway…
I don’t understand why you have “bub” bolded, try as I might. If I’m a devil-germ you better watch out, cause I’m a devil-whammy!
I just sat and tried to figure out what type of germ you were.
Ah, clever Olur… You’re too funny.
No, I think that “Beelzebub” (sp?) Olur did is stretching it a bit.
I admit it was a stretch *lowers head in shame*, but it had to be elze bubbles wouldn’t have worked and I’m tired… Besides with enough bacon lube anything will stretch.
(Ok, maybe that was too much of a stretch, )
I thought you were referring to B-cells (clicky). I myself prefer butter to becel.
Well, yeah… Except you’re obviously a prokaryote, or possibly a protozoan and not a lymphocyte, which your avatar clearly demonstrates…
Did you mean
or 
?
I… The smiling one. Why would a devil be sad?
: twisted : but no spaces
Don’t ask me. I have no clue. Ask the guys that made the pictures for the smileys.
Yay! I think the twisted one looks more evil than the evil one.
Why can’t a devil (the devil??) have a bad day too, like all other creatures? Blasted living folks, with your hated prejudices …
*staggers off*
I know a good few devils and they all have bad days the same as anyone, it’s just they enjoy them! It’s the good days that makes them grumpy…
Bad is good, good is bad … it’s all a matter of perspective. Point is sometimes devil’s get upset too and an upset devil will frown just like anyone else.
Living in a world of crazed humans gives me headaches, too.
*hugs ZombieApocalypse*
Devil May Cry
Devil may care.
Devil may not!
The devil you say!
Devilied eggs
…are a tasty treat.
Psst! Try : twisted : (without the spaces)
*facepalm*
I need to read further before I post!
The retailer is Hobby Lobby? They’re closed every Sunday for their employees to observe the sabbath, I just assumed it was Christianity. I call that a Satan WIN.
This is something I’d probably be inclined to do – baby stuff. It is a bit sociopathic, though.
It was in celebration of Route 66 in the West United States.
The change for everything was 66 cent’s, and this just happened to be 6 dollars.
So yeah, it’s pretty much a fail.
The price is trying to tell me something…
That’ll be $6.66, plus one soul please.
I have this coupon…
*reads coupon*
Hmm, 6 months in purgatory followed by eternal damnation. Very well, but only one coupon per customer!
Sweet! Constantine’ll be sooo jealous…
*dumps holy water on Brewski*
*roffles*
AAAAAHHH!!! It’s dissolving my pants!!
It all makes sense now, that’s why they wouldn’t stay on! They were possessed!
Thanks, velvet! *squeeze*
(*drive-by squeeze to FSA*)
*squeezes quickly*
You’re welcome! See I don’t exercize; I exorcize.
may the power of fail compel you
*hands back holy water*
sorry
May the power of schwartz dispel you.
*hands Brewski monk’s habit*
This should fit very well, and it was tested and approved for drinking over 1000 years ago.
Wow, an authentic Trappist monk robe, straight from the Brouwerij Westvleteren at the Trappist Abbey of Saint Sixtus! You know how hard these are to come by? Thanks!
I do what I can. No more worries about pants, you can just do without ‘em altogether now.
*pouts* And here I stole these nice red tights for Brewski . . . found ‘em in that phonebooth over … oh dear. Here, Brew — quick, take ‘em and ruuuuuuuuuun!!!
*already gone*
*looks at tights*
What’s with the big red “S”?
*looks innocent*
Well, we tried for a “B” but it just didn’t look right.
I am very unhappy with you Foop. I dislike having my extra suit passed out to just any tom, dick and harry who can’t keep their pants on. I’ll let it slide this time, but never again…..
Actually, Jimbo, you look better in these than me anyway. *hands tights*
By the way, there’s a big rip in the crotch. Maybe it was that high-stepping marching I was doing.
No worries. I know a guy who can’t speak a word of english, but is a holy terror with a sewing needle. Nice guy, I think.
Are those the martial arts practicing, beer brewing monks that reputedly jumped from a tower with a glass of beer in their hand to learn how to roll without spilling a drop of liquid?
That sounds like a fun religion!
Aww, and I was gonna buy it and everything…
holy water stings! amd burns its a terrible thing
That’s not holy water, that’s sweet pee.
lol put thats sweet this wasw clear and like acid and in a bowly thing at a church
? please rephrase
Wow; you dump holy water!
i dont get ur name-.-?
Which part?
Hi G&P!
Hello!
*waves*
THE POWER OF PRICE COMPELS ME!
Resistance is futile.
*projectile vomits alllll over Brewski’s new robe*
Damnit! Why does that keep happening?
Great.
*removes robe, drops at dry cleaners*
Now I have to wait around, pantsless. AGAIN.
Show’s over here girls!
Woo hoo!
*brings popcorn*
Why does this keep happening to me??!
Just don’t let them give you any drinks. Weird things start happening then.
*hides bottles behind back*
*slips Brewski a beer when nobody’s looking*
*turns on the bump & grind music*
*sniff sniff*
I smell… lessee… I think that’s an ESB?
*drinks, then swallows*
*dances to music*
Just no dragon grog. Please. Never again.
*sips cool refreshing ice cold glass of dragon grog*
A wise choice young one.
*blows bubbles in grog through straw*
*turns on video camera & films pants-less dance for posterity*
Hey! No videos! This is performance is copyrighted, all rights reserved!
*summons bouncers Bruno and Guido to confiscate camera*
*hands Brewski anorak*
I’m going to have to start a clothing store, what with all these donations! Thanks Gaynor!
It sure is hard to come by a reliable pair of pants, though.
Hmmm..let’s see..I have these rubber pants if you want.
*offers Brewski rubber pants*
A shower of lice repels me!
Especially the crunchy ones *gag*
I’d hold out for 33 cents.
Only 33 cents? I think you are worth more than that.
*squeeze*
.
LOL! Thanks!
Internet:$19.95 per month
Metal cross: $6.66
Giving a friend a *squeeze*:
.
Priceless
i dont get this squeez thing are u people trying to coke eachother to death to say hi? god u peoples are kinda …err… werid
If you don’t understand, perhaps you’d be happier at lolcats up on the top left side.
i h8 cats-.- hey all desverv to burn in hell
Then try loldogs.
i h8 animals-.- lets put it at that
Why?
cuz i was attacked by a cat for feading it -.-and bitin by a dog for walking in my yard thats why
So you’re prejudiced against dogs and cats? Even still they hardly constitute all animals.
Nothing but animals here, sorry. I guess you’re a fish out of water. A horse with no name.
neeeeegh *i gusse so*
ya ya i know i fail at making horse sounds -.-
A troll with no soul.
No, wait, aren’t all trolls like that?
no-.- trolls amke grunting sounds and they can kinda speak and my proff is me taking see*blab blab talk talk talk blab blab blab*
Ah, a super troll!
Where’s rian? He has some new meat to munch on.
who rian?
the designated Troll Slayer. For God.
Rian retired, as should no name.
Alas! I have not retired entirely. i can still be baught hehe
It’s a friendly hug, but if you want I could arrange for someone to strangle you.
*lets aik borrow a cell phone*
sweet! satin here i come!
You’re even gonna pick what they strangle you with? Satin is not cheap material. You may have to make do with a rope….
mmmm ok *hands jimbo rope* here u do it
Oh no, strangling people isn’t my job. I wouldn’t want to poach on anyone else’s territory. We’ll just have to wait till Rian gets on later.
*hands rope back*
aww fine than be like that *puts robe around jimbos neck*….(thinks for a few secs) naaahhh*takes rope off*
*takes rope from both* sorry Rian, I do hope you get here soon, but this hasgone on long enough. *makes noose, places over no name’s head* good bye fella. *kicks leaver and watches no name die* finally so peace and quiet.
So cruel, yet so just.
HAHAHAHA!
.
*squeeze* Good morning, sunshine!
*Squeeze*
Always a good morning when I get a squeeze from you!
How are ya today?
Pretty good! Well, except for the increasingly horrible smell in the office. This guy in a truck sold them to a bunch of people this morning, and they have them in their offices / cubicles. They all look over-ripe and smell gross. I love to smell strawberries normally, but these just smell rotten! And it’ll get worse all day since no one will put them in their cars (high of 96 today).
.
How’s your world? Any new discoveries on the shared drive?
Ick. Fruit is good. Good fruit is even better. Over ripe fruit belongs in a baking recipe and far away from work.
I was exploring the folder where I found the Super Mario Brothers. I found a plethora of old sega, Nintendo, and Amiga games, not to mention Quake, Wolfenstein 3-D, and Unreal Tournament.
Hi aiki!
I have a bunch of bananas here, want one? They’re a little ripe. Well, black actually. And mushy. And aromatic. Here, you can have the whole bunch.
*Takes bananas, bakes divine banana bread*
Fresh warm banana bread, courtesy of Brewski’s bananas!
YUMMERS!
*takes 5 slices of bread*
Any banana muffins?
*tries the sad, puppy eyes on Aiki even though he was already informed that it wouldn’t work*
When life gives you rotten bananas, make banana bread. Wisdom for the ages.
So… where do you work and how can I get hired on?
*hopeful look*
Pssst, go for the puppy eyes! No woman can resist puppy eyes.
No woman can, but guys are less susceptible. I actually work for a camping franchise doing program testing. A decent job that gives me ample opportunity to not do the work I should be doing. If you can stand Billings MT there is a job opening.
Well, I’m a woman, and I can resist puppy eyes (I have 2 kids that try it on me regularly).
Billings, MT, eh? Hmmm…
*considers*
Uhhh, whoops. Didn’t realize he was asking you Aiki. I thought that was directed at Velvet. I am simply not up to par this morning….
Psst! Jimbo! I’m a “she.” See my ♀ ←?
If you like flat land that only has one ridge for a discerning feature, then Billings is right for you. Think South Dakota with a small touch of class, and all sandstone instead of fields. I prefer the mountains on the western part of Montana.
Well, I’ve lived in South Dakota, and currently I’m in Nebraska. Is Montana as boring (landscape-wise) as Wyoming is? That state’ll put you to sleep in a hurry.
I have been through Montana a few times, I find it absolutely amazing and beautiful.
There are definitely beautiful parts here. I don’t find Billings to be one of them.
@ IUL – I would put it at one notch above the parts of Wyoming that you are talking about.
I have been through Billings, but so quickly I can’t seem to remember it, (that should be my clue, huh?) I would take the 90 all the way through on my way to Idaho/Washington.
I don’t think I’ve visited Montana yet. Sad, I know. Not sure I really want to relocate right now, even with all the rednecks in my area. Maybe you could just come down here and convince my boss that it would be a good thing to have those games in our shared files. Tell him it would… improve productivity, yeah, that’s it.
Yep, still screwing up my gender identification today. Remind me to stay out of the bar tonight. That could get ugly.
Montana has AMAZING scenery, particularly western Montana. And even the arid areas can be pretty.
@lurk: both my parents are from western Nebraska, Alliance to be specific. A good place to be from, actually. Boring, flat, railroad town. Been there?
@Jimbo: Don’t worry about it, it’s harder to tell gender on the internet.
@Brewski: Alliance is northwest of where I am, I haven’t been there, but I’ve been through the area. I live south of North Platte.
Major tourist attractions: the sandhills, and Chimney Rock (which fell down years ago, so is no longer a chimney)
Don’t forget the sandhills, and -oh, yeah- the sandhills. Not to mention rednecks as far as the eye can see.
I’m dreading it here around 3:30. I may have to wear a mask. Blech.
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Cool games! That’s a neat find. You know, I was rooting around my mom’s house (the poster child for pack rat), and found our old Commodore 64. It still has the games and the cassette ‘thingy’ that we used to upload games. Lemonade stand, something with archery, a haunted house.
Put them in the freezer and make smoothies!
video game smoothies?
I’m having an awful lot of trouble trying to follow this thread….
I’ll have a Castlevania smoothie to go, please.
I was referring to the past-prime strawberries, if that helps.
In the meanwhile I will indulge in a Portal smoothie.
w8 so ur hugging people that u dont even know!? creepy*lowly backs away*
We do know each other – through the internets!
tecnicly yes and tecnicly no lotsa people lie over int some 1 could be a 90 pedo and gets off pretenting to *squeez* younger ones
srry 90 year old pedo not 90 pedos
How would they know they were squeezing younger ones? And, in all fairness, saying squeeze has surprisingly little physical contact!
w/e u dont know the creeps out there -.-
I know of the creeps out there, but I couldn’t give a sh*t if they get off on some text some twelve year old writes on the other side of the world or not because it really doesn’t matter.
So if writing a comment has the same impact as a physical action…
*pulls out a tazer*
*staggers in, looking more decrepit than usual*
*mumbles something, but the only decipherable words are “hate” and “rigor mortis”*
*suddenly, without warning, loses all control*
*viciously attacks no name, ripping his skull wide open*
*savagely feasts on the gooey insides, screaming BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!*
*staggers back off, still looking angry – or more angry than a zombie usually looks anyway*
This is one of those rare occasions where I actually enjoy seeing some excessive violence and gore.
*passes Brewski some popcorn*
This is real. Just like in the movies.
Heh…hey Jules, does this white powder smell funny to you? Take a BIG sniff…
K-k-katy! Look what I have! Powdered donuts! Heavy on the, um… powdered sugar! Have several!
Estate Agent: Those are powdered sugar!
Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird!
Priceless!
Stan’s previously owned real estate?
Like, funny haha, or like funny poopoo?
*hint to Jules: read the post katy replied to… carefully*
I likes it…
I’ll buy it for 2/3rds of a dollar…
omg! TOTAL WIN!
first!
Epic first fail!
Just ignore him(?) until Rian get home. His doom approaches…..
I feel so treatened.
Im trembling!
OH your power is too muchhh…you know the owner of the site by name…ugh…
Rian doesn’t own the site, silly!
*Ominous music*
Thoom, Thoom….
“WHO DARES TRESPASS?!”
*staggers in, covered in blood and ooze from his last attack*
*still looks stiffer than usual, again mumbling about rigor mortis*
*savagely attacks kan, ripping his skull wide open*
*ferociously feasts on the goo inside kan’s head while screaming*
.
BRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!! BRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!
.
*staggers off again, still looking more angry than usual*
At least we found someone interested in eating the trolls. Everyone else just complains about how bad they taste.
I don’t think flavor is high on a zombies priority list.
Everything about a zombie is dead, including the taste buds. Honestly, we can’t taste anything, or smell anything, or feel much – except stiffness and pain. Yeah, death hurts, as does decomposition. Rigor mortis is hades – but the living has an equivalent of that for once, you call it rheumatoid arthritis. RM is quite similar to RA, only worse and more consistent.
I had more of that than usual this morning, hence the rampage. At least I kept enough self control to attack only the trolls. Zombies have difficulty with self control, you know.
Zombie, if you feed on people like kan, you’re likely to starve to death. I mean, starve.
That’s why he’s more angry than usual and keeps saying BBBBRRRRRRAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!! If they had anything for him to eat it would be more of a mumbling with his mouth full.
*tries to correct Jimbo, but realizes he was close enough*
*thanks Brewski for correcting that zombie fau pax*
*staggers off, apparently limber enough now to limp … on both sides, which looks rather odd*
more like first+28
Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.
SATIN RULZ!
Iron Maiden – The Number of the Beast (1982)
there a chick made outa iron and shes a madin? wut is a madin?
Woohoo! I got the reference! What do I win?
Ronnie James Dio’s “Holy Diver” album, maybe?
Woohoo! Have you heard the Killswitch Engage (Killswitch) version?
yes- blame the hubby!
Do tell?
I have to listen to all new music and give my opinion- which is promptly ignored!
Satin wools?
Err…
Satin reels, possibly?
Sat in eels?
who is stan and why is he wearing heels?
That is an excellent question!
Stan?
“They match my bra and panties…”
And there you have it!
My hovercraft is full of eels!
eels up inside ye,
finding an entrance where they can
ugh…
slithery…
My nipples explode with delight!
*Stares, goggle-eyed*
It seems like it’s a tit bit nippley out.
It hasn’t been for a while if mammary serves me right.
I’d breast check the weather forecast before leaving the house.
*this zombie hasn’t ever seen that happen before, to the living or the dead*
*wonders if that happens often, or if that was a one time event*
Depends how often you use the Hungarian Phrase Book.
Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.
No thanks, I prefer 100% silk.
*wraps MsB in silk and skitters away laughing*
Mmmmm! Tactile therapy to a crappy morning.
Thanks Malicite!
Sorry to hear that Ms. B! I hope things take a 180 for you!
Nothing too bad I hope
Nothing too bad, thanks. Just a lot of little things culminating into a big pile of BS.
*squeeze*
Funny how that happens sometimes. And by funny, I mean sucky.
*squeeze*
Yeah, kinda thinking of putting my resume out again, just to see if anything good bites.
*bites Ms B’s resume*
I hear ya. I have seen the light, as a group of beautiful angels descended from the sky, flew in circles above my head, and sang in lilting tones:
♪ You hate your job! You hate your job ♪
I have my resume polished off, and am looking around. Actually, I hate my specific workplace, not my job. It puts the funk in dysfunctional.
Wow, I’ve been hearing that song lately too!!
Must be going around…
But I have to wait ’til 8/23/09, at which time I’ll be vested
Not that long, really… though it seems like forever these days…
WN! *SQUEEZE* How was your camping trip?
Hiya WIK – sorry I didn’t reply sooner, and you’ll probably never see this… but it was wonderful
*calls a removal team*
We’ll take pile of that heaping pile of BS.
Hehehe…
Thanks! Now i don’t need to call HazMat. I will need help getting the smell out though.
*Gives Ms B a 50 gallon drum of Febreze*
Will the removal team take the trolls too?
No, the insurance would be too high.
I have my own removal team for that. It’s a combination of mace and a tazer.
Ooh, are they available for sale? In other words, can I buy one? Because the cane I used to use doesn’t work very well.
Was there something of an infestation today? I saw a lot of comments that seemed to be replies, that did not make use of the reply button.
It gives one pause.
You must have been using sugar cane.
It seems unnatural today, malcite do you have an eco option removal method? Curses you Home Depot and the way you make me think green.
Maybe we’re not using a strong enough troll-repellant. I like ZA’s method of dealing with them, though. Very effective.
I am the troll removal team! My services are always for sale! *wink wink*
Also, mace is extremely eco-friendly! Al Gore approves.
*wonders what she can purchase Mal for other than troll removal*
Is the mace the spray kind or the spiked-ball kind?
*is always for sale*
Your choice lurk.
That’s a hard decision. They both cause pain in their own way. Hmmm…
*considers*
Let’s stick with the spray. It’s easier to carry.
I am impressed with your KJV Ironfairy.
*Dusts off Iron Maiden LP*
♪ 6-6-6 the Number of the Beast!!
6-6-6 the one for you and me!! ♫
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”- here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Cue a raven that totally pisses the guy off…
“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! –tear up the planks! here, here! –It is the beating of his hideous heart!”
Brilliant! Bravo! Bravo!
(my favorite poetic author)
My heart grew sick; it was the dampness of the catacombs that made it so. I hastened to make an end of my labour. I forced the last stone into its position; I plastered it up.
Pluto had not a white hair upon any portion of his body; but this cat had a large, although indefinite splotch of white, covering nearly the whole region of the breast.
Hey! you can’t keep me in here!
Lemme OUT!
I’ll give you one potato and a set of drapes.
Actually, if you turn the cross upside down, the price is kind of a W…er, NOT FAIL.
ya but than the cross be the devils cross so eaither way its the mark of the DeViL!
or the cross of the martyrdom of Judas Escariot after he attoned for his sins-
Section Thirteen: Iscariot
Leader: Father Alexsander Anderson
Purpose: the eradication of all supernatural creatures and other affronts to the Catholic God
Rivals: the Protestant Hellsing organization with the same mission.
If someone blesses the cross, does its price become a low, low $5.55?
Or possibly $7.77?
Wow! Getting it blessed makes it a lucky item!
Game over.
Consult your dealer.
.-.
*consults dealer and buys a toyota*
*wonders why FSA would buy a Toyota*
We have a proud history of Jeep ownership around here sir. Are you trying to rock the boat?
Don’t listen to him! Help the government bail out GM! Buy a Chevvy!
Buy a toy Yoda…
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money is made!
Spaceballs, the doll.
May the schwartz be with you!
Spaceballs, the car.
Spaceballs, the religious symbol.
Spaceballs, the deity!
.
All hail Spaceballs!
*staggers off just as suddenly as he appeared*
Slay the warts beneath you!
Flay the parts beneath you!
Make the spartans eat you
Nope $3.33, or if God doesn’t like you much, $7.77.
Hey, what does this button do?
*presses button, refreshes page*
Now I feel dumb…..
theres a refresh button!?
Yep, either click the circley blue arrow or hit F5 on your keyboard chuummmmmm-p!
ohhhhh i always pressed the red “x” and reopend the weby thingy and rewent in this adress thin
You learn something new every day!
yeps!
Now if he/she can just learn to spell, we’ll be getting somewhere.
Then it’s half evil.
Did your mother never tell you, “Never, ever, no matter how shiny it is, hit the big, inviting, red button!”
Not true at all. Why wouldn’t you hit the big, red button? Do you want to spend the rest of your life wondering what it does? Even if “the rest of your life” is about 15 seconds because you hit the red button?
Atomic Cor-eh. Let’s see what this so-called button does…
Please don’t implode FB!
There isn’t a “FB implosion button.” FB can only be destroyed by spilling coffee on important techno-thingies.
Aww…
*steps out of Frigidaire*
By all means, go ahead. I’m looking forward to an Indiana Jones-style frdge ride.
Catholic propaganda!
bye yall!
c u peoples tomorrows!
Bye!
-
Bye!
The horse/dogmen of the apocalypse are on sale right next to it too.
*looks more confused than usual, as if he’s caught off guard*
I didn’t think we were ready yet.
But you must..the people want it!
“The people liked the prospect of the end of the world because it would be a spectacle, something to relieve the fearful monotony of their lives. Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the world … unless it had been a first-class circus.”
~EDWARD EGGLESTON, The End of the World
The dead are not very interested in the desires of the living. I’ve confirmed we’re not ready yet, some of us are still having trouble getting out of the hermetically sealed caskets you blasted living folk entomb us in. Plus we have other issues the living won’t be able to understand.
Marked for clearance, because it has got to go.
All the kiddies here don’t get it, LOL.
Wat u say? I CAN’T UNDERSTAND
Lunchtime wooo!
Mmm…Fast food…
Time to get back under the bed for the day. bye, all!
That’s not a fail. That’s a WIN!
Whoever priced that has a great sense of humour.
double fail 2 me…
1st who would want to buy it for $6.66.
2nd well i think you kno.
The price just cancels out the cross, now it’s just neutral.
Did someone say neutered?
*runs from the room*
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
…you can’t fix stupid.
^ Not directed at anyone it particular…it’s just a saying. Don’t get your panties in a wad.
^ Not directed at anyone in particular…it’s just a saying….relax.
^ Not dir…
Superior self reference?
You know you’re a noone when you can’t google yourself.
Wait, but aren’t you a somebody when you get people to google it for you?
Wait, lemme Google that.
Thanks.
When I google myself I find somebody else.
At least it returns something for you.
Maybe you’ve been flying under the radar too long. Go out and get in trouble for something, then I’ll bet you’ll be able to google yourself.
*hands B2F a plateful of Dark Side cookies*
These should do the trick.
My name returns about 2,345,543 hits, and none of them are me.
*un-wads panties*
*throws them back on the floor*
You wont be needing these for awhile.
Ooh, Ron White! He cracks me up!
I have a friend we call “Tater” his just had a little boy and his name is “Tater Tot”…True story, I couldn’t make shit like that up.
*replaces ‘his’ with ‘he’
Does he have a dog named “Sluggo?”
So if I was fully clothed and you were neked, would I have to meet you half way.
*Smoochies*
That sounds like a good compromise to me!
I think $7.77 would be more of a parishable price
this pricing is priceless
oh, the IRONY!
Looks like a Hobby Lobby price tag. Which would be even funnier since that chain owned by a bunch of Christians.
It is a Hobby Lobby tag.
It really is a Hobby Lobby tag. I took the photo when I was working there. The ENTIRE aisle of crosses were priced like this. The manager of the store priced them himself…but didn’t realize it.
It’s such a shame that the actual Number of the Beast is 616 – has they discovered in 2005.
Fail indeed. That’s WAY too much.
I#d consider this a win, period.
Definite win.
Just a number.. nothing to it.
UH, MORE LIKE A HAPPY ‘COINCIDENCE’ NOT A FAIL.
ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS!!!!!!!!!
jumps out of wardrobe HI y’all come on down to Heaven’s door everthing must go it would be a sin to not get here yesterday 6.66% of just tell them that john sent you
Am I too late for the hugs?
Irken war invaders need hugs from their future slaves, too, you know.
(PS- I still think he’s more of a blue-green than a Mr Green, don’t u?)
Could u guys do me a favor?
Tell that noob Zim that he still owes me 40 bucks.
Otays?
*goes and gets Standardized SK120 Dracon beam*
And don’t let him forget it either………..
That’s not a FAIL, it’s an OMEN!
*i hug stillslippery because you look like you need a hug today.*
Hobby Lobby #189, located in Rockford, IL.
Related story. I work in a grocery store (Wegmans) and had a guy who was buying a few things. I got to the potato salad in his order… $6.66. It was the only item in the order that was going to a church picnic. Go figure.
Doo doo Doo dooo…….
*hums the Twilight zone theme song*
FAIL FAIL. The devil’s number is really 616
Nnnnnno… I’m pretty sure it’s 626.
It’s 666.
@Owen: That kinda depends on who you ask.
Why People Believe Invisible Agents Control the World
A Skeptic’s take on souls, spirits, ghosts, gods, demons, angels, aliens and other invisible powers that be
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=skeptic-agenticity
More like a win to me. xD
I disagree…I say this is a WIN!
Deja Vu? Weren’t there Jesus T-shirts priced at $6.66 posted here a while (a year or so?) ago?
GO HOBBY LOBBY!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!
AMEN, SISTA!
666 is the number that those satanist write on the subway walls. Not the restaraunt, by the way.
*Randomly hugs pointsouttheobvious*
That was obviously taken at a Hobby Lobby during Home Accent clearance time. When we did markdowns, we often ended up with numbers like this because of the percentages we used. But, it IS funny that that particular number ended up on a cross. XD
looks like a garden tag to me…
THATS NOT A FAIL thats a total WIN!!!!!!
Sigh…
This is why you don’t put 1/3 off sales in your store when you have religious $9.99 items…
owned!
I think someone just has a sense of humor…
Sweet Lady Irony strikes again!