I had a blast while I was there, but I got sick and I’m still a little sick. I’m actually leaving work eary so I don’t give anyone else strep throat. As soon as I get a chance to go through my 700 pictures and post them online, I’ll post the clickie for everyone
*slowly savors the hop profile of each well crafted IPA*
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I’m going to Binny’s Beverage Depot tonight to see if I can find some Harpoon, Dogfish, and Langunitis IPA. My wife is gonna kill me, these can’t be cheap.
Langunitis sounds like an unpleasant medical condition. I believe you’d do better asking for Lagunitas! I haven’t had that one in a while.
Dogfish has relatively wide distribution, so might be available at stores with large selection. Same for Lagunitas. Harpoon is mostly New England.
Malicite, Bored Paralegal and Supporter of the Anti-Troll Initiative says:
I personally can’t drink the hopier beers; they are just too bitter for me. Give me a lager (Yuengling) any day of the week. Surprisingly, I’ve tried a lot of IPAs in my life…still hasn’t stuck yet.
Brewski is more knowledgeable about beer than I am, and maybe you are too, but my only advice for IPAs to to pay attention to the names of the hops in the beers so you know which ones you like most. (For me, it’s Cascade and Amarillo.)
Malicite, Bored Paralegal and Supporter of the Anti-Troll Initiative says:
Cascade hops, and to a lesser degree Willamette, give that classic Northwest-style IPA finish… floral, hint of citrus, but not overwhelming bitterness. MMMmmmm!!
You should know better than to get me started talking about beer…
welcome back!! I can’t believe it’s been 10 days already. btw, fb fixed the nesting for you as requested. I see below you are not feeling well. Get well soon. *squeeze & smooch*
Paul: Look, it’s a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of “Wales”.
John: They look like drop-outs to me.
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Man I love that movie.
Bad news: No more Corvettes or Malibus, and the Volt will probably be cancelled.
Good news: No more Hummers, Escalades, Yukons, Tahoes, or Blazers built to hog the road.
Well, what really killed them was an AMC-like stream of awful vehicles that completely ignored consumer tastes (Aztek, anyone?). But yeah, their ineffective product placement surely didn’t help.
actually, i’d say she is diabetic. fact: before there were blood glucose tests and other diabetic testing equipment, the nurses actually had to tase urine in order to determine if someone had high blood sugar.
lolz! ah, my favorite poison, detectable in 1:1000 ratio due to its extreme bitterness, so if you want someone to drink it, they better be so thirsty they down it without knowing. Also causes some of the most grusom death throes. So much pain…
OK, Press conference:
.
MRN
Real name: Dan
Orientation: Heterosexual
Location: Somewhere in Connecticut, USA
Occupation: Works in restaurant
.
That’s enough to keep a mental image in everyone’s head.
I have so many posts awaiting moderation now that I’m thinking about just inviting you all over to my house, since this is the only place you can read them.
ok, want some kool aide, i mean beer *innocent face* wait, no don’t drink that i was only joking. *knocks cup to floor where it begins to steam up* turn this way dear…
Most Tattoo artisits make it very clear that they will spell it how you write it. With the various way names are spelled, puns, wordplay, and even the dreaded LOLspeak these days it’s the only safe policy. Any fail in the tatto is made by the person who has to live with it.
*romances “o”*
*surprises with a proposals at sunset beneath the cherry tree*
*settles down with “o”*
*has baby “o”s*
*grows old*
*gets matching burial plots beneath cherry tree*
Why thank you Judy! I have to go now, but I’ll try to be back before the noon Fail. Doctors visit. Find out about the nail. See my clickie and go back a few posts.
fact: before there were blood glucose tests and other diabetic testing equipment, the nurses actually had to tase urine in order to determine if someone had high blood sugar.
I guess so. Yesterday I found a PC version of Super Mario Brothers on the company share drive, so I got a bunch of people to play. It was an easy Monday.
How are you? Is today any better?
It’s interesting how such random fun things appear on the shared drive at your work! LOL!
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Work is fine. I’m wading through the half dozen state sales tax returns now.
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I’m having back spasms today, so it’s difficult to focus.
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*goes off in search of ibuprofen*
You can’t even afford a huff? You lucky bugger. We used to lay awake at night dreaming of being rich enough to consider ourselves unable to afford a huff.
Ha! I should have had it so good. In my day, we couldn’t afford to lay awake at night. We had to stand awake during the day! And we couldn’t afford dreams! All we had were vague remembrances of the nothing we did all night!
One thing to consider here; A tattoo artist typically shows you the outline they are going by, and they get your approval a couple of times before doing the tattoo. So if we assume that to be true…
It’s not disgusting the way the one you reference is. It’s pretty disturbing though. And you’ll never be able to listen to that song without that memory. Fair warning.
oh, that is how lovely you are. You put a ‘nice’ picture in my head.
(Aka, pretending not to picture it at all because it is v. gross and yeah.)
Kinda funny tho. Lol
I dunno what’s worse, the fact that her tattoo says “pee” in it or the fact that she was getting a tramp stamp that said “Sweet Pea” in the first place.
finally someone found the solution. i’m almost sure she wanted suite-pee (or maybe that’s not an accident but just a clever joke), but this is sooooo much better:D
Oh Sweet Pee
Won’t you pee on me?
C’mon c’mon c’mon and pee on meeeee
Oh Sweet Pee
Won’t you be my girl?
Won’t you won’t you won’t you be my giiiiiirrrrl?
Is that an advertisement?
The best golden shower you will get.
King Midas would say otherwise.
King midas wasn’t diabetic.
But he was anorexic
Everything he touched turned to gold was his excuse
not to mention the sweetest golden shower ever
Its an R Kelly tattoo
who the hell is r Kelly?
Some guy who writes beat poetry about felonies.
ewwww poetry no thanx
Wow, I am saddened by the lack of your appreciation for the arts.
go suck a fat one.
I agree with Beth
I write poetry myself
I love it =]
He is most likely a chav with no creativity, I myself am a prize winning poet
I dabble in poetry from time to time. I’d do it more, but inspiration is a pacifist when it comes to me.
You’re thinking of Felonius Monk.
He’s thinking about Felonie B from the Spice Girls.
Where does Missy Misdemeanor Eliot fit into this mix?
What’s the connection?
and urinates on young girls
ewwww young girls
lmao that is the part that bothers you? not the urination???
humor any one?
Or was that just Akonvict?
Do you want the regular biography or the remix?
nither poetry boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
i emnt pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooetry
ment-.-
I think it’s time to trap you in the closet.
*nods and agrees*
When can he come out of the closet
*snickers about how clever I think I am*
Boy it is c(B)old(/B) in here…
Ugh, basic chat function fail. How do you bold something out again?
but i just came out of the closet!
BOGEYMAN! *smashes wiith mallet*
*picks up mr.fruits cat and breaks it neck and hits him with it* boowwahagagaha
*takes out shotgun and headshots troll*
i thought u said i was the boggy man damn kid make up u mind!
Where’s a troll hunter when you need one…
*hands fruitcake the flamethrower*
no name. Censor yourself.
Did someone just shoot my horse? I need it to ride back across the desert!
…which was not sung by Albert Morris, just to avoid any confusion there.
Well, for a while, it must’ve felt good to get out of the rain.
hahahahahahaha, i’ll piss on you. r kelly. that was good.
Gosh, I hope not. (green smiley mixed with shock).
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*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I wonder what the one on her back says…
*shudders*
I think that is her back actually.
*squeezes Mal*
I’ll be back later, see you guys then!
*Avis squeeze*
I believe you are right! *fails*
Under those jeans is another tatoo, “Poop Eye”.
tt. d’oh
Lol! That’s too funny
Dude pee?
“Are you jalous”
Spelling error for pea?
They mis-spelled sweat.
*squeeze*
*squeezes for the hell of it
*
WELCOME BACK!
*massive squeeze*
How was it? How are you?
Telltelltell!
I had a blast while I was there, but I got sick and I’m still a little sick. I’m actually leaving work eary so I don’t give anyone else strep throat. As soon as I get a chance to go through my 700 pictures and post them online, I’ll post the clickie for everyone
Oooh, can’t wait to see them all!
So sorry to hear you got ill over there. Hope it didn’t spoil your jollies in any way.
*medicinal squeeze*
Mr. Cuddles!!
*squeeeeeze*
Can’t wait to see the pics!
*quickly puts an “L” in “eary”*
*massive squeeze*
So good to see you back home! Can’t wait to hear about your trip. Feel better soon!
*smooch*
Nice to meet you Mr. Cuddles!
Mr. Cuddles-san! Welcome home! I really hope you had a great time!!
*squeezies*
Welcome back!
Feel better!
*cuddles Cuddles*
Welcome back, we’ve missed you.
Sorry to hear you’re poorly.
Woo Hoo! Mr. Cuddles.
wb and feel better.
*lends jam ‘feeling’ so her last sentence makes more sense* good morning
Made perfect sense to me!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
I’ll never join you! You all have too many ‘feelings’.
But jam, we have cookies!
*offers jam dark side cookies*
♪ Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. ♪
It can’t get any worse over on the dark side.
[jedi mind tricks] Here jam, have this whole plate of cookies. [/jedi mind tricks]
Nice try! I’m not that weak-minded!
*offers jam entire plate of cookies*
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Wait. Wha?
Thanks Ms B.
*runs away with plate*
nomnomnom
*was reaching for a cookie when jam stole the plate*
Hey!
*leaves an extra plate of cookies out*
Howdy there lurking one!
*eats cookie*
Howdy back, Mal, and thank you for the cookies.
and our cookies are delicious! don’t eat too many, they make you join the dark side
*eats another cookie*
Really? I don’t feel any differ…
WOW! Those are good cookies!
Cookies are all we have really…that and booze. I’m glad we have some form of food… lousy lushes… *sips from his hip flask*
There are lushes here? I hadn’t noticed!
*sips rocket-fuel margarita*
Cheers to that!
Who’s a lush?
*cracks another Harpoon IPA*
mmmmmmm….IPA
*drools on Keyboard*
*offers Starfish a Harpoon IPA and a ShamWow*
*passes a Dogfish Head 60-minute IPA to Starfish*
Cheers!
That’s 2 beers for you Starfish, but you’re in luck! You have 2 hands!
So, you can say Hèad if it’s preceded by Dogfish? Weird filter.
*realizes starfish has 5 hands*
*hands over 3 more IPA’s*
Langunitis IPA…best…IPA…evah
*slowly savors the hop profile of each well crafted IPA*
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I’m going to Binny’s Beverage Depot tonight to see if I can find some Harpoon, Dogfish, and Langunitis IPA. My wife is gonna kill me, these can’t be cheap.
Langunitis sounds like an unpleasant medical condition. I believe you’d do better asking for Lagunitas! I haven’t had that one in a while.
Dogfish has relatively wide distribution, so might be available at stores with large selection. Same for Lagunitas. Harpoon is mostly New England.
I personally can’t drink the hopier beers; they are just too bitter for me. Give me a lager (Yuengling) any day of the week. Surprisingly, I’ve tried a lot of IPAs in my life…still hasn’t stuck yet.
Brewski is more knowledgeable about beer than I am, and maybe you are too, but my only advice for IPAs to to pay attention to the names of the hops in the beers so you know which ones you like most. (For me, it’s Cascade and Amarillo.)
Good advise! I’ll have to figure out what’s in Langun…I swear that’s a faux IPA…
*shoots the s and puts a c into power*
Cascade hops, and to a lesser degree Willamette, give that classic Northwest-style IPA finish… floral, hint of citrus, but not overwhelming bitterness. MMMmmmm!!
You should know better than to get me started talking about beer…
mr. cuddles! you might not remember me, but i was there at your birth.
welcome back!! I can’t believe it’s been 10 days already. btw, fb fixed the nesting for you as requested. I see below you are not feeling well. Get well soon. *squeeze & smooch*
Hah! Beat you!
I noticed.
You got sweaty first
um no its right sweat is hen you get all stick becasue its hot pea is wat is wrong
For Sweet Pee brand port-a-potties!
Her daddy owns the company.
*squeeze*
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GM Judy!
GM, velvet!
GM, bankrupt!
The Green Meanie is bankrupt?!?
What about the Blue Meanies?
It’s no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland.
Ringo: “Must be very tiring being time, mustn’t it? ”
John: “Why?”
Ringo: “Well, it’s a twenty-four hour day, isn’t it? ”
John: “You surprise me, Ringo. ”
Ringo: “Why?”
John: “Dealing in abstracts. “
Paul: Look, it’s a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of “Wales”.
John: They look like drop-outs to me.
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Man I love that movie.
someone called my name?
Why, noooo..
*hides mimosa*
you have a mimosa? *sniffs*
gimmie…. trade you for a cookie
It’s a deal! Y’know, I wouldn’t have returned to the old fail for just anyone…
*smiles and gives love* *squeezies*
Bad news: No more Corvettes or Malibus, and the Volt will probably be cancelled.
Good news: No more Hummers, Escalades, Yukons, Tahoes, or Blazers built to hog the road.
The good outweighs the bad in this case. Though I think there will be more Hummers as some unknown company is in the process of purchasing the rights.
Shouldn’t have spent all that money not letting Bumblebee be a frikkin’ VW bug in the Transformers movie!
Well, what really killed them was an AMC-like stream of awful vehicles that completely ignored consumer tastes (Aztek, anyone?). But yeah, their ineffective product placement surely didn’t help.
Lay off AMC! My Spirit was invulnerable to whatever abuse I laid on it. I loved that car.
*sniff*
spelling fail
Must have a good diet.
…but no asparagus.
actually, i’d say she is diabetic. fact: before there were blood glucose tests and other diabetic testing equipment, the nurses actually had to tase urine in order to determine if someone had high blood sugar.
Uggghhh! Hope they could see or smell UTIs!
That’s nasty…
I wonder how they checked for a low sperm count back then.
*snork*!!!
Spit in a petri dish and teeny, tiny tweezers.
No need to chew
I think nurses were more likely to smell than taste urine. You can smell high ketones a mile away.
look it up
I forget who it was, but in one place they figured out an answer: Have the possible diabetic pee near an anthill, and see if the ants go for it!
The older med techs tell me that it’s true: urine was tasted to see how sweet.
You know they also killed rabbits, right?
Yuck. I’ll just stick to lemonade.
Hi velvet! *Squeeze*
*squeeze*
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Hiya!
Maybe that’s her secret.
Sweet tea?
New Lipton Ad: “Sweet tea makes sweet pee”
lemonaid is sour not sweet but that sweet pee must be sweet
Goes well with sweet bread.
or sour dough bread sweet and sour wut a mix
Actually lemonade can be either, it depends on the recipe!
Mainly how much strychnine you put in to “take care” of the neighbors.
lolz! ah, my favorite poison, detectable in 1:1000 ratio due to its extreme bitterness, so if you want someone to drink it, they better be so thirsty they down it without knowing. Also causes some of the most grusom death throes. So much pain…
*makes note not to get on abstract’s bad side*
*makes another note not to attend Koolade parties at abstract’s*
koolade…? do you really think that of me…. *thinks to self* ‘beer, beer bight work, he likes beer’
Milk, milk, lemonade. around the back terrible tats are made.
Tatoo fail. People need to stay away from tatoo parlours when they’re drunk.
Spelled “sweat” wrong.
*barfs*
I never said “sweat” anywhere. You’re just trying to make me add words. *denies word adding*
Referring to the tattoo. Just wanted to latch it onto somewhere.
Ah. OK.
…but you gave me an good idea for a running gag.
*runs away gagging*
*steals gag and runs away*
Somebody stop that gag, it’s running away!
*stops gag, gives as a gift*
*Writes on it “TO: POB 2.0″*
Where do they have precision Post Office Boxes to decimal places?
California. They always do stuff weird there.
Where the streets have no name.
There’s no other way really.
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such soul
She never said you did.
OK, Press conference:
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MRN
Real name: Dan
Orientation: Heterosexual
Location: Somewhere in Connecticut, USA
Occupation: Works in restaurant
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That’s enough to keep a mental image in everyone’s head.
no, here, you need this ♂
Ha, I thought you were English! And, how come you know coding if you work in a restaurant?
BTW, I’m a guy. Details to follow if my five comments ever get out of moderation.
Oh, whoops. My mistake. It’s really hard to tell on the Internet.
I know, but I just don’t want to screw up people’s mental image when they finally figure it out (those who haven’t already).
♂ just sayin’
Well, now I’m just being stubborn, I guess.
MRN is a conniving chick alright! That bad day infection was deliberate.
hahaha…
nesting fail…
*shakes fist at MRN*
Wow, I think this is the first time a male FailBlogger has been misidnetified as being female. Usually it’s the other way around.
I have a soft side. It must carry across the wires.
You don’t look like a guy.
*pulls down shade*
ur a guy! i would never gussed u make such a convinving chick! that i thought u were a chick
I have so many posts awaiting moderation now that I’m thinking about just inviting you all over to my house, since this is the only place you can read them.
Party at MRN’s!
I’ll bring the cake!
Will there be any Dark Side cookies?
maybee
Ok, but will you share them?
if you are particularly naughty
Look over there!
*points*
*sneaks a cookie while abstract is distracted*
I’ll bring the potatoes.
I’ll bring the Baconlube!
I’ll bring the Pee, sweetened and unsweetened.
“Unsweetened pee”? I just call it Budweiser.
What about the Rocky Mountain pisswater?
It’s in the water! That’s why it’s yellow!
clickie^^^
*roffle*
I used to have a Bear Whiz Beer t-shirt.
hey, um… why did’t you die yet? i gave you lots of kool-aide
pssst.. just ignore them!
ok, want some kool aide, i mean beer *innocent face* wait, no don’t drink that i was only joking. *knocks cup to floor where it begins to steam up* turn this way dear…
You rang, oh devilish one?
*smooches*
I think people need to stay away from tattoo parlours when the artist is drunk.
*Gives Judy a tattoo of a man wearing a red helmet mounting a dog while holding a woman in the other hand*
That took a while phew.
AHEM! I believe I specifically requested a blue helmet!
Are you saying Rian doesn’t give good helmet?
I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine.
Only if you switch him from suck to blow.
Oh shit! There goes the planet!
(Sidenote: we just watched this again last night. My kids love Spaceballs.)
Most Tattoo artisits make it very clear that they will spell it how you write it. With the various way names are spelled, puns, wordplay, and even the dreaded LOLspeak these days it’s the only safe policy. Any fail in the tatto is made by the person who has to live with it.
Gah! *quickly sneaks an “o” onto tattoo*
Live with it!
*romances “o”*
*surprises with a proposals at sunset beneath the cherry tree*
*settles down with “o”*
*has baby “o”s*
*grows old*
*gets matching burial plots beneath cherry tree*
How rmantic.
That’s the Story of O? Why was the book banned in so many places?
We popped lots of cherries.
Wouldn’t the roots get in the way of digging graves?
Great Scott! You forgot an O!
So much peaness.
*slides in*
Too much peaness!
I am not sure you can ever have too much peaness.
It’s not how much peaness, it’s how you use it.
*soooooooo wishes she’d said that*
Kudos, Jules. (*squeezes Jules and Boo*)
*Squeezes back*
*squeezes front*
lolz. *squeezes um…..top*
*squeezes dead center*
*squeezes everyone’s bottom*
Hey! Where’s my wallet?!
*squeezes bottom*
Tight. You been working out GV?
*giggles*
It’s the scales!
Wilfred Brimley (or however you spell his name) gets a new customer!
Diabeetus testing! Good one, Avis!
Why thank you Judy! I have to go now, but I’ll try to be back before the noon Fail. Doctors visit. Find out about the nail. See my clickie and go back a few posts.
‘k. Good luck.
fact: before there were blood glucose tests and other diabetic testing equipment, the nurses actually had to tase urine in order to determine if someone had high blood sugar.
Just wanted to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you.
? no, that is the job for the newbies, i’ve been here almost 2 years…
*spits out apple juice*
Sorry, Brewski. *hands a ShamWow*
Thanks! And good morning! Bit busy today, so less FB’ing for me.
*squeezes*
I do believe this was an unintentional comment win.
It’s Avis. It’s intentional.
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Good luck with the appt, Avis!
*Squeeze*
Morning!
*squeeeeeze*
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Hey there, hotcakes! Have you adjusted bank into work yet?
I guess so. Yesterday I found a PC version of Super Mario Brothers on the company share drive, so I got a bunch of people to play. It was an easy Monday.
How are you? Is today any better?
It’s interesting how such random fun things appear on the shared drive at your work! LOL!
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Work is fine. I’m wading through the half dozen state sales tax returns now.
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I’m having back spasms today, so it’s difficult to focus.
.
*goes off in search of ibuprofen*
*gives velvet back massage*
Focus!
*sandwich-squeeze aiki and velvet*
Thanks, Brewski! *squeeze*
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A sandwich squeeze with Aiki and Brewski: life doesn’t get ANY better than that!
.
*smooch x2*
*smooch*
No it does not… unless there is a glass of lemonade involved.
Thank you Velvet! Appt. went well. Just some ointment for the nail is all he prescribed.
*sqeeze*
Hi Avis!
Glad to hear, welcome back.
*offers various headache remedies*
Ick, taxes. I’ll order you a masseur and a stiff drink.
OK, aiki, I gave the massage your ordered. Now pay up!
*taps fingers on desk*
*pays in Zimbabwe dollars*
Clickie
Takes a lot of the punch out of that scene in Austin Powers .
*counts*
I think you’re 10 quintillion short.
*hands out ℵ₀ dollar bill*
There, an infinite supply.
Sorry.
*hands over 1 oz of gold*
This should cover it.
Thanks for the masseur and stiff drink, Aiki!
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Hmm… stiff masseur and drink… LOL!
Inconceevable!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stop saying that!
As you wish.
What’s that up ahead?
The Cliffs of Insanity!
Have fun storming the castle!
I’ll call the Brute Squad!
I’m on the Brute Squad.
You are the Brute Squad!
I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There’s not a lot of money in revenge.
Who was the tattoo artist, R. Kelly?
(Mornin’ all!)
Morning!
*waves*
Morning. Nope the artist was Miss Teen USA. That or Paris Hilton.
Or someone from, like, such as, the Iraq, who thinks that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anyone here.
wow that must be some sweeet pee 2 mutch sugwar in her/his(i cant tell) diet
At least they didn’t move the “a” into “sweet”.
Also, they’re missing a comma and an exclamation point.
Ooh. Who would like to have a tattoo like that?
MeMeMe! NowNowNow!
Didn’t want a tattoo anyway.
*storms off in a huff*
*tattoos Moomin*
Dude! What does my tattoo say?
Sweet!
What does mine say?
DUDE!
What. Does. My. Tattoo. Say?
SWEEEET!
What. Does. Mine. Say?!
DUUUUDDDDE!
WHAT. DOES. MINE. SAY?
And then?
And then we will eat the food.
Food? What type?
Yorkshire Pudding.
Got any toad in the hole?
You have Yorkshire pudding tattoo’d on your back?!?
a)That’s not a tattoo.
2)That’s not pudding.
III)anyone have a sham-wow?
“are you a boy or a girl?
()yes
()no”
im a either a boy/girl duuuuuuh
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY FREAKING WIERD.
die
*roffles*
Sweet pee?
I think she wanted: Sweet bee
Now that you mention it I think that is what it said, but someone photoshoped it.
Ooooh, I envy you. In this credit crunch, I can’t even afford a huff!
You can’t even afford a huff? You lucky bugger. We used to lay awake at night dreaming of being rich enough to consider ourselves unable to afford a huff.
Ha! I should have had it so good. In my day, we couldn’t afford to lay awake at night. We had to stand awake during the day! And we couldn’t afford dreams! All we had were vague remembrances of the nothing we did all night!
You?
Sweet Pee Soup anyone?
*Glances at soup*
What are those things floating in there?
Kidney stone special.
do u even wana know?
Your complimentary fly.
sorry, it has too much peaness…add some ham and we’ll talk
You prefer your peaness to be meatier?
Oh, yes, I forgot how we enjoyed that nice bowl of ham-and-pea soup! Mmm, very meaty and filling indeed.
i love ham and pea soup! so nice and creamy and thick with nice pieces of ham. oh, i think i have to go home and make some. *leaves work early*
peenuts!
Beernuts!
Deernuts?
Deasnuts.
Doughnuts
Walnuts…
*walks into walnuts*
*feels for chestnuts*
Hey hey HEY! Those are MY chestnuts… find your own.
*steals chestnuts*
*unleashes monkeynuts*
*defends with pine nuts*
*retaliates with lugnuts*
*mixes bolts and washers with nuts*
Wall! *crash* Nuts.
apple pees!
Confucius say: “He who cooks carrots and pees in same pot….very unsanitary.”
do sweet pee makes carrots taste better?
carrots and pees? weird orange and green…errr orange and yellow? dose not work
Mensius say: “He who quotes Confucius on these matters very wise.”
Golden shower win
Oh yes, and there is also a typo win.. And a few pounds overweight win.. And a
‘nice font’ win.. and a white shirt win.. and a jeans win.
Is it just me, or does the “S” look nothing like a cursive S… I’m convinced this says “Lweet Pee.”
h1 p0eplels hows is urs days ago today?
Doesn’t everyone taste their pee?
i does! u whants 2 twies wits?
I trade with my close friends and compare notes.
wana trade my notes iv taste over 500000 people pee
I’m preparing a vertical tasting of several vintages I’ve been saving the last few years. Want to come over for the party?
Hmmmm…let me check my calendar.
.
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Dang! I’m busy that day!
I have a bottle of 83-year old Margaret Winthormill. Just collected it last week. It’s divine!
Perhaps “Salty Pee” would be better?
salty pee makes u dehydrated so not so good but hot peee yummm
Clearly a fake
ShamWow anyone?
*breaks out a shamPow, a ripoff of shamWow*
Oh the horror! The humanity! Oh why, why didn’t FruitcakeSolvesAll listen when they told us to BEWARE OF SHAMWOW IMMITATORS?!?? Why?!??
I’m marketing a new product; ShamBam, it’s for use in conjunction with cillit bang.
ShamBamWham gonna make you my man?
You are gonna make me your man?
I was thinking “ShamBam! And the dirt is gone!“
WamBam Thank you Ma’am
KashamaLaBan no way man.
You’re quite welcome.
*jitterbugs*
Why does it remind me something of Popeye?
Poy Pee?
No, his child…kid…that thing, whatever.
“A” for a “E” that is what we should see
(Dr. Seues)
One thing to consider here; A tattoo artist typically shows you the outline they are going by, and they get your approval a couple of times before doing the tattoo. So if we assume that to be true…
…then we can use the Northwest Passage to sail back to London with the Spanish loot?
I use an Ouija board to spell out my tattoos.
Tat’s awful!
Yes it lure is.
Tattoo Artist……*WIN*
*Tattoo Artist out with friends*”Some dumb bitch didn’t even notice,I spelled “pea” wrong”HAHAHA”
Tattoo Artist’s customers; “That dumb bastard spelt ‘pea’ wrong, let’s go to that other tattoo artist instead.”
You’re just Jalous my tattoo is better.
Im not Jalous! I’m just saying that success is not an option.
BOOYAH! I’m almost finished with my memory game, I’m going to give you the link when it’s done!
Touche what?
Touche this! ↔
No way I’m going to touche that!
Can’t touche this. ↕
*is slightly touched*
I’m just looking for some touche…
When I think about you, I touche myself…
AAACK! NOOOOOOO!
*hides*
I could just suggest s/he go look up the clickie I posted the other day. What Fail was that in?
I have done my best to block this memory. I really don’t know.
*whispers*
I did look at that clickie. That’s why I’m hiding.
*hides again*
Sounds like I missed something good…
Like swimming, don’t view until 1 hr after eating.
You did not. Unless nightmares are a good thing.
Umm… sounds like a two women and a cup deal.
No… it’s not even obscene, in the strict sense.
Gordon Brown Fail. Search/Find fantastic. Just a few posts below that.
It’s not disgusting the way the one you reference is. It’s pretty disturbing though. And you’ll never be able to listen to that song without that memory. Fair warning.
Wow, it really was an unpleasant experience. Could anyone lend me some eye bleach?
Touche cliche?
Maboobeh!
*starting to understand the gender confusion*
You are male! Got it?
♂ put it after your name
O.k. *Touches BaronVonCristoph’s nuts*
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Now why did I have to do that?
Good source of protein?
off I go! My workday is over! See you tomorrow friends!
XxxXxOooOOOxXooXxo
Love you!
Ahh, i just LOVE the fact that tattoo stays there FOREVER.
Not necessarily. *pulls out cheese grater*
oh, that is how lovely you are. You put a ‘nice’ picture in my head.
(Aka, pretending not to picture it at all because it is v. gross and yeah.)
Kinda funny tho. Lol
What? I thought you wanted cheese on your salad. *scrape scrape* I know i do.
Oh, thats even MORE lovely…
Lol
i do like cheese tho, but not on my salad thank you very much. I’ll have it on my jacket potato.
jacket potato? is it light enough to wear in the spring?
If you haven’t noticed, its summer.
And yes, it is light enough to wear if you don’t mind greasy crums covering your entire body.
greasy crums covering my entire body? sounds like a regular saturday morning to me.
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Watersports WIN!
Random comment win?
That is not random. Random would be something like:
Hamsters! I like pudding!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!
Clicky!
Whoa! She’s advertising a product that’s right up there with the UroClub™!
The poor spelling skills of tattoo artists never ceases to amaze me
She must be diabetic.
Yes, with that tattoo she doesn’t have to wear one of those Diabetic Id Bracelets.
Sweet pee? Holy shit! *terrible pun fail*
Oh, that is SO Photoshopped in! (Tell-tale pixelation around the tat.)
sugary pee
its a lady with a HUGE dick as a ladie thats cool
Yo what’s up! Finally got around to registering… So expect to see MUCH more of me!
what the fuh-? WHERE IS MY ICON?!
I dunno what’s worse, the fact that her tattoo says “pee” in it or the fact that she was getting a tramp stamp that said “Sweet Pea” in the first place.
The second one, defineitly the second one.
To be honest, if I my pee tasted sweet, I would call it a win.
Thanx a ton I am trying almost every feature!!!
She’s pretty much asking to be peed on her butt!
And excuse my French!
This is not a fail.
There is a music of System of a Down called ‘Sweet Pee’ ._.
I think that is spelled differently. Like, “Suitepee” or “Suite-Pee” or something. I’m not entirely sure.
finally someone found the solution. i’m almost sure she wanted suite-pee (or maybe that’s not an accident but just a clever joke), but this is sooooo much better:D
Objection overruled. System of a Down is also fail, so that’s not a valid defense.
I hella agree with AutumnTide, but i still would want to drink it…
Still A WIN!!!!
Ok, was this FAIL the fault of the tattoo-er, or the tattoo-ee? Or was it Tattoine’s fault?
Fail FAIL – this is so fake.
Oh Sweet Pee
Won’t you pee on me?
C’mon c’mon c’mon and pee on meeeee
Oh Sweet Pee
Won’t you be my girl?
Won’t you won’t you won’t you be my giiiiiirrrrl?
FFFFAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
pretty script, though…
I thought it was Salty !
are there free samples?
I dont drink, whaddya talkin’ about?
i would kill someone.
i think that means that he is diabetic….
LOL…soooo, i actually know the person who has this tattoo…same pic on her FB page and everything…..