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He’s dancing!
He’s prancing!
He’s entrancing!
*worries about MRN’s orientation*
I’m facing south right now.
*worries about MRN’s double entendre pickup abilty*
I thought you were more worried about whom I was picking up?
The exact indivdual does not matter. However, they must fit into two categories:
1) Human
2) The opposite of your gender
Oh, please not have just typed that.
Please elaborate your sentence statement.
Good morning everyone! *starts to wake up*
*facepalm*
Fruitcake, Please read comment before you reply to them. Don’t just reply to something in order to be as high as possible in the thread.
.
*doublefacepalm*
Hiding – statement’s like that are not welcome here. We embrace all all people, and all sexual orientations.
*pat’s fluffy’s back(fin?)*
There there, they’re young!
Well, young works for overeager posting, but how is that any excuse for being so definitively narrow minded about sexual orientation?
They don’t understand about sex yet.
Well if you embrace all people here, then you embrace bigots, racists, idiots, feminists, and everyone else as well. So he can say whatever, that is his opinion and right. As well as you have the opinion and right to say that he shouldn’t. As I have the opinion and right to say whatever I just said…
what did I just say?
Opinion is fine, as long as it’s portrayed as opinion, some people have a habit of advocating their opinions as facts. As here; HUYBOA says “The exact indivdual does not matter. However, they must fit into two categories:
1) Human
2) The opposite of your gender”
(S)He has just decided that it is wrong for someone to be a homosexual, not that (s)he thinks/believes that it is so.
The human being is part of the whole, called by us the ‘universe’,
a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts
and feelings, as something separate from the rest — a kind of optical
delusion of consciousness.
This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires.
Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle
of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature
in its beauty.
— Albert Einstein
(without the line break Fails…)
I take back the “embrace all people” part. Bigots, racists, and all haters and hurters are not embraced.
I agree. He’s just hating on those into bestiality.
If you started speaking before you started to wake up, that’s scary
Ah yes, standard army issue blue underwear.
3) Number 2 is optional
3) Safety
4) Number 2 is optional
5) ???
6) Profit
Dammit! I did it wrong. I blame MRN.
*shakes head*
Back to FB class with you missy, this time NO SLEEPING.
*sobs*
I’ll waive your protection fee if you tell me #5.
To be honest, I’ve no idea where the ??? thing came from.
It seems to have been on FB for a while.
Sorry.
*hands over protection fee*
clicky
If you’re serious about not knowing where the ? thing came from (which I can hardly imagine) then clicky the underpants gnomes.
Hehe..thank you GV…
How is everyone?
I hate my first comment.. I should have used the usual..
FURST! LOLOL0LoL()L! DIZ IZ PHOOTSHOPPDEE!!11one!1.
Actually the 5)??? originated from a south park episode with the underpants gnomes. Actually the number was 3)??? and 4)profit, but there was a fail with a sign reading safety is our third priority so the order has been switched in fail blog to:
3)safety
4)???
5)profit.
Thankyou GV
Maybe ??? = the same economic plan G.W.Bush had: (“Then a miracle occurs.)
I suppose, if I mst make a concession, it will be in regards to #2
Screw in hell, flamerfag!
is that like “Yiff in hell, furfag!”? Because most furries don’t have to be told. They probably planned it from the start. Okay, I’m in hell…now what? I guess I’ll go jerk off for a while…
so are you saying we are not allowed to be homosexual?
you=fail!
your right! I agree completly(sp?)!
You fail. AND you have insulted me. I’m bisexual. What you said is VERY RUDE. NEXT TIME THINK WHO MIGHT BE AROUND BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!! >:( See? Now I’m pissed off. ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down, sweetheart. I’m bi too, but in a lesbian marriage. Getting worked up about people like this just isn’t worth it. Life’s too short, ya know? Anyway, it’s pure jealousy, of course, since we have twice the amount of choice! Ha!
What kind of undies is this guy wearing, btw? They look odd …
I believe it is some form of cup. The undies, that is.
That is a truly epic pants rip though, I mean, it’s not just a rip, it’s catastrophic pants disassebly!
And the poor guy is on parade, going “do I feel a breeze?” I want to know whether he fell out to change or continued the parade.
Yet he just keeps on marchin’. What a trooper!
Well don’t you know? It’s ‘cheating’ not to have to pick a team like everyone else. It’s like double dipping your chips.
And since you like both, of course you gotta be dipping your chips in -everyone’s- dip.
Life ain’t fair.
They’re the European counterpart of tighty whities. Europeans have more fun!
Now stop it you two!! Don’t make me pull this car over!!
your such a d***head,
i dont get people like you, i’m gay and SOO happy
if you dont like me for who i am!, you can just stay out of my why and not talk to me, isn’t that what BOTH of us want?
AND IF YOUR A HOMOPHOBE WHY CLICK ON THIS PICTURE :S
YOUR QUITE CLEARLY A SAD LITTLE MAN LOOKING FOR AN INTERNET FIGHT
Now, the guy over his left shoulder (our right) seems to be thinking, “Hello! What’s this?“.
Hmm. Yesh. Quite.
And the guy behind him is just like; “this again.”
I thought it was his.. Oh-this-reminds-me-of-us-sleeping-together look..
I thought it was his I-want-you-pants-so-badly-right-now look.
He’s FAILing!
He potatoed all wrong.
Too much potato starch?
no, too many potato chips.
Private Couch Potato
No wonder he was never promoted…
Not enough BaconLube. *nods sagely* I’ve seen this before…
Also – the orientation is all wrong. He should be facing west and the potato should be facing east. Pfft… Amateurs…
Wrong, he should be facing south with the potato facing north.
No no no…the potato goes in the front. the FRONT!!!
Are these privates?
No, it’s the innuendo machine.
Somalian pirates?
It was my understanding that the potato goes there – innuendo. *groans* (
Not U, fluffy! It was the machine made me do it. *squeeze* )
Well, Foop, there are several things that might go in there. First we got the potato, which can be inserted regardless of the pants situation. Potatoes are inserted in the back.
Then we have the innuendo machine, which is kept in Lunchbox’s pants. We do not have any stipulation as to the position of the innuendo machine, and therefor it can be kept in any position inside the pants.
In this case, it’s blue and in the front, ergo it’s the innuendo machine.
If it’s the Innuendo Squad, I know who the captain is.
M-M-M-MONSTER-FAIL!!!
That would be hot if it was a 13 year old female.
Child pornography is illegal.
And lame.
But.. Is it illegal if you are 13 years old yourself? I mean when I was 16 I had
a 15 year old girlfriend.. Was our love-making illegal? Or defined as child pornography..?
.
I’ve always wondered.
Good point.
I know.. But is it? All-knowing Arthur!!! I SUMMON YOU!
.
My first of the 3 wishes is an answer to my previous comment.
in the US, the ages (of both parties) vary from state to state, but I don’t think any state would consider that illegal. The age difference is too close.
For example, in Connecticut you would have had to be more than 2 yrs older than the 15-yr-old girl.
My lamp is broken.. MRN? How did you get in there?
AlDeezy let me in. Now he’s pissed.
Ah, but is sex illegal at that age?
Where I live it’s not..
Who CARES
Then…. I think you answered your own question.
My GOD!
Where I live it is statutory rape to have sex with a person under the age of 17, but if you’re both underage then neither can be prosecuted, so you’d be okay until one of you turns 17.
Ah, o.k. but that was 2,5 year ago, and our love is over for about
1,5 year now. But I was just wondering, thanks!
Ga used to be if you were within two years it was ok. And you can still get married at age 12 with parents consent, but you cant have sex until your 18 legally.
so these 13 year old mothers should be arrested? They obviously had sex…. Like that one girl who wanted this boy she liked to get her pregnant. She was 13 I believe…and judging by her comments, she had had sex…so that’s illegal. I think it must relate to the parties involved. If both parties are underaged, then I don’t understand who would be in violation and for what charges.
Yay. That means we’re forever safe if we’re twins!
lol, “Love-Making”. Gross. I prefer the term “hot dicking”.
Because that is sooooo much more suave.
/sarcasm
Pornography is a depiction of an act, not an act itself. If you had photographed your 15 year old GF naked or yourself having sex with her, then it would be illegal in most places.
It’d be illegal to even own those photos, even if you were 16 when you took them, and even if you never share them.
if you took pictures or videos of it then it was illegal.
haven’t you heard about all those middle school kids getting arrested for having nude pics of their 12 year old girlfriends on their phones?
stupid but illegal.
Do me a favor and NEVER reply to one of my comments. You’re a perv.
2 votes, 1 star? =0
I love the look on the guys face. how embarrassing for him. hey user Penis: would you happen to be listed on the sex offender registry?
He is now…
Good.
double good
tribble good.
quad-trouble good.
I’ve had trouble with tribbles
Yay, new fail!
I see London, I see France…..
Hmm, yesh, quite
Are you in space?!
I think it’s google maps.
holy shi wtf r u guys doing up at 4:00am im in australia and its about 9:15 at nite here
We’ve been up for quite some time
(see last fail)
I’d come to Australia but it would probably be 4 am by the time I got there and I’d be right back when I started.
Well, at least he had on clean underwear. . . At least the front part is clean.
:S
LMAO THATS EPIC!
ok, time for this monster to flee before the dawn. bye all!
*waves*
Nice to have met you!
I’ll throw some crisps under the bed when I get home.
They’re mercifully minor injuries from a sword fight if you ask me…
You should see the other guy. . .
u should see the autographed shamwow he has in his underwear man
shamWHOA. tourettes!!11.1!!11!
teehee
I’m just panting. *fanfan* Something about baby blue briefs. (Oh dear. Did I just type that out loud?)
“Child pornography is illegal.”
-Haha
*quickly scrubs out “baby” ^^ (up there) and replaces with “sky”*
Carolina Blue!
Navy Blue!
Hi everyone!
No thanks. I prefer Army.
Airforce?
that’s what caused the rip in the first place
Comment win!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Thanks
That guy obviously recieved the stripper pants instead of the regular ones. Somewhere a bunch of women are being very disappointed by a Chip and Dale Dancer.
Hehe…and one dancer just gave himself a major wedgie….
*heehee* Try as I might, I just can’t erase that picture from my head now.
Sadly, neither can I. *laughs and squeezes*
Morning everyone!
*heehee* *squeezes Mal* Late, but sincere to a fault!
Don’t feel bad. It’s stuck in my head too.
I’d be darned disappointed if I hired a Chippendale dancer and a Chip and Dale dancer showed up.
Chip or Dale? Pick a chipmunk!
#include
using namespace std;
int main(void)
{
int age_father;
int age_son;
cout <> age_father;
cout << endl <> age_son;
assert(!(age_son==0));
assert((age_father>age_son));
int logos = age_father/age_son;
system(“pause”);
return 0;
}
Very nice, but I paid you to write me a checkbook ledger.
Your script is wrong psinakis…
I’ll fix it for ya:
#include
use namespace std;
int:main ():void {
int age_father;
int age_son;
count age_father;
count << endl age_son;
if (!(age_son == 0)); {
assert((age_father>age_son));
int logos = age_father/age_son;
system(”pause”);
//return 0; that piece has clearly no use at all, if you use this to set a 0 do this:
var ageZero:int = 0;
}
Is that supossed to be a random??? where were the ints delared, and why therfore must be an assertion of not 0????
um, troll fail?
cheetos/
Stupid javascripts! Use .as goddammit you can implement a .swf that is invisible in your website.. Add as3 files to that and you should achieve the same with a proper script that has way more possibility’s..
Make sure you choose for invisible background when you export
onClipEvent(load) {
this._alpha = 0;
}
onClipEvent(enterFrame) {
if (this._alpha = 100) {
gotoAndPlay(2);
}
}
There is a part that magically disappeared here…
…But there’s a Website in China where suddenly everyone is looking at a random piece of code on the screen and going “??????”
No, that website is located in Japan.. You silly!
So, my Orientation is still in question?
No, it never was.. The authorities never questioned anything about you. The questioning was freelance work for hidingunderyourbedonceagain.
He got the assignment from a dj fat ferry.
Ummm, OK. *walks into wall*
Heyheyhey! Stop that! Or I might suggest questioning you in our next meeting.. Haven’t you read the rules? Here they are:
1) Trolls? Kill them with fire.
2) NO! lolspeak, leetspeak or any other fake language
3) safety
4) Running against failblog walls can get you questioned by us.
5) Put capitals on every start of sentence, you don’t have to when it’s on purpose
6) Have fun, fun! Lots of fun!
7) MRN shall not be questioned unless he breaks rule 4.
Rules, where we’re going, we don’t need rules.
In dat case.. LOLZZZZZ!!! OMMEHGOWSH N0 ROOLS! DIS ROOLS!!1!
.
Are you sure we don’t need them?
Uhhhh….panics…No…I mean yes….I mean….shit…*head explodes*
Puts Blue2thFairys head back together again..
Come on now a few rules are not that bad,
Yeah. Uh, Bill talked to me about it. I got the rules. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I’ve already taken care of it so it’s not even really a problem anymore.
*Dances* policy makes me think of the dutch word: varkens
The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
You’re missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you’re supposed to figure out what you would want to do if… “PC Load Letter”? What the fùck does that mean?
Don’t ever call me bob again! Bob is the name of my dead father,
he got killed with a clawhammer.. for not sharing a cigarette…
You’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. You’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
*Winces*
No! Not again!
*Runs away*
Roads Marty, roads!
Great scott!!!!!
Great scott, it’s Scott!
Hunh unh, I nose it snot Scott. Tissue?
Trolls? Where? *panics and runs straight into a wall….then explodes, setting the trolls on fire* Win?
Just as well it wasn’t a commando graduation ceremony…badoom-chink
Tear in pants is photoshopped.
Gear in gents is car-shopped.
but you can see the pixels! Are those pixels! ohhh those aren’t pixels…
*squeeze* Hi Hairy
*squeeze* Hey! Anniebunny! I missed you! *enfolds*
I missed you, too! The work schedule has been erratic to say the least. And my boss keeps showing up late..3 hours late one morning.
*kills the troll*
Best part of this fail is the look on his face!! lol.
He looks so….sad.
“Shit… These pants weren’t paid off yet!”
Are those undies army supplied?
..
Seen yourdaily MBBG?
I was wondering the same thing.
I’m also trying to figure out which country’s military uniform that is…
Somewhere in the West Undies?
*snorkle*
Good snorkeling in those waters, I hear.
aaaaaahahahahahaha.
He’s an officer and a genitalman.
He’s not an officer.. Probably a navy
He’s an oriff …
*stops self*
Sorry ‘about that.
Everyone can stop worrying now, I’m here.
You know… too many people do the “*squeeze*” thing. I’m going to bring something new to the table.
*punch*
WHAT’S UP?!
*kicktothegroin*
Sup?
*macetotheface*
How is everyone this morning?
*elbowtothethroat*
I was fine until you maced me. *screams in horror*
*engulfs in flaming breath*
I don’t like this trend.
But isn’t hosing them down with your toxic fire breath the same thing?
*Squeeze*
I dunno, I’ve asked people, but they never tell me after I’ve tried both on them; it’s odd.
Yayyy!
*Squeeze!*
*squeeze*
*huggies*
Wait, that’s not quite right, is it??
You’re giving him diapers?
No, we are pampering him.
*squeeze*
*heehee* Yup.
Then again ….. *foops everyone upside their heads*
Booooo-yah!!!!!
There must be a guy below-screen who just failed at pantsing the navy guy.
Finally! A fail that is so obviously fail that nobody can say “That’s not a fail, that’s a win!”
Air Conditioning win?
Media win?
Epic fart, win!
Fail-Win!
Lose-win?
Draw?
Prize-Draw?
Door-Prize?
More Fries?
Door-bell
bell-tower
more door bell!
(crap! blew it! restart…)
* of Power
*Rangers
* Hockey
* Baseball
*Football
* Lacrosse
*Quidditch?
*Gets out an old Harry Potter book for reasons unknown*
*snookers*
Hung like a bear win?
Or dude’s got nothing to be ashamed of win?
Very poor taste in
underouterwear.I concur
Do you guys ever use the comments to talk about the image/video that has been posted? Is that not what comments are for? Maybe a forum would be better for the 101 comments above that have nothing at all to do with the image.
Yeah yeah, flame flame, blah blah, newbie wouldn’t understand the tight nit community of Fail Blog etc etc
Some people discuss the topic, some people don’t it is up to choice really. Think about it though, a tightly knit forum with subsections really wouldn’t work here, since there would be so many topics that would be added per fail. Also, this method also does give plenty of lolz, which is the main point of this website.
Sorry, had to do it. It was a moral imperative.
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
No one’s guarding my walls!
*walks into another unguarded wall*
This was my favorite quote ever. I removed the bad words because of the kids around here.. And I don’t want my comment to ‘await for moderation’
“You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only [expletive deleted] you people are going to get. Your days of finger-[expletive deleted] old Mary J. Rotten [expletive deleted] through her pretty pink panties are over!”
*Runs. . .
. . .in. . .
. . .and. . .
. . .steals. . .
. . .walls*
Woohoohoo!?!?
woop?
I’m starting to worry about you.
There is a perfectly legitimate reason for all of this.
You just don’t know what it is?
You’re a meanie.
For that, am not gonna tell you :p
*Cough “steroids” Cough*
Awww…. tellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellme…perrrrrrrleeeeeease!
LALALALALALALALA. Can’t hear you.
Meh! Didn’t wanna know anyways.
Pbbbbbbt!
The Moomin Madness…
*comforts malicite*
There, there.
Awww crap….the madness begins…
Yes! Some kind soul has stolen my walls! Now I can sunbathe!
He’s just extremely giddy because today is the day I come back!
*SQUEEZE*
I hope you didn’t miss me too much!
OOH! Cuddles! *SQUEEEEEEEEZIES*
*SQUEEZE!!!!*
Hey! Smelcome back!
Mr. Cuddles! Welcome back!!
Thanks guys! I’m glad to finally be home. I got sick the last few days while I was there (strep throat).
That sucks
But at least you’re better
Shall we wait for the next FAIL?
*cuddles mr. cuddles who was sorely missed*
Welcome back, oh, magnigicent one!
Oh dear. Do please ignore that “evil look” thingie.
*name adjustment oversight*
*bears the shame and vows to do better*
Nice distraction there mr. cuddles, but we still need an explanation from the Moomin!
Falls into hole?
*investigates odd looking hole in ground*
*continues to swing*
*Climbs out*
It’s ok folks I’m aahhhhhhh……!
*Falls back into hole*
*throws rope down hole for rian to catch*
*Catches rope*
*climbs up*
Phew, good thing LEILA isn’t around.
*orders a code red on B2th*
If I was in the right film!
Hello Jam, how’s the weather?
Lovely thanks! Nice bit of sunshine today. No lightning so I won’t be getting up to 88.
Why would you want to? It’s lovely and sunny!
Could you use A few good men jam?
I could but in future, I’ll just turn my back to the wall.
It’s Obama?
Yes, this is a rare photo from when he was living in a madrasah.
Ants in the Pants?
Pants eating ants
Anteater wearing pants.
Sounds…. kinda gay…
Crotchless ants?
Crotchless aunts?
Crotchless pants!
.
It’s what he’s wearing.
How ironic, this guy seems to have the same problem I was having yesterday. Today, however, I wore pants with a triple-security locking mechanism. Nobody is getting these off this time, by golly!
The bad news is, I really really have to go to the bathroom.
*Gives key*
I “found” this lying around.
It’s not ironic, those are the pants you were wearing yesterday!
He thinks to himself, “I hope mom is not watching!”
More like, “Holy crap…thank Gawd I wore underwear….”
“Nice octagonal shape…”
Yes it is! *no idea*
*gives idea*
Yes, all six sides of it.
“Guess I shouldn’t have bended over to get that penny….”
“Or done so many high kicks.”
reposted for the millionth time fail
For all you decimal fans that’s “reposted for the 0.000001th time.
I never saw the millionth time fail, is it good?
millionth.. If you say that out loud with your mouth full of water it sounds like mill width.
Brrrrr!!! It’s drafty out here…
Yes, he should enlist some help from a tailor.
Not a fail in my book…nice package…Cute pants…
this is like a century old
Party like it’s 1909?
*gets out butter churner*
*gets out washboard and tub*
*Grabs Fender stratocaster*
Look what I’ve made!
Turn that thing down!
*mutters* Dang kids and their Ragtime!
*sets up the oil lamps*
*drives in with a horse carridge*
*walks out of saloon*
*walks out of salon*
Like my new hairdo?
Is that a squirrel?
*puts on the kettle*
*removes ‘d’ replaces with ‘a’.
There, all bedder.
You have died of Dysentery.
X_X
.
*comes back to life because I want to keep posting*
But… I have charisma!
Is that serious?
No, but I have satellite radio – that’s Sirius!
It’s super Dysentery I’m sorry
Worst.DM.Ever.
>.< That joke is from the oregon trail games, not a DM joke.
(You have died of Mummy Rot would be better.)
*starts preparing dough for bread and puts it into the oven*
*Smells dough baking*
Hey Emperor!
*meets Wilford Brimley before he had diabeetus*
Too, tight, can’t breath.
*rrrippp*
Ahhhh. Much better.
Was it that hardon you?
*adds a space between hardon*
Large Hardon Collider?
How much is 3 guns – 4 apples and a guitar string?
7
6.536545445003 rounded to a uint?
No no, just 7.
We need to know the population and the elevation before we can answer that.
1 and 1
So, we’re up to 9. Anything we’ve left out that could get us into double digits?
Age?
21 and a half fence posts.
42
Shhh!
That’s ended his Korea
You know how to cut to the korea me, granny.
the clue was the mushroom….um…cloud in the….uh…… background
homo
*sapian?
erectus
Least they weren’t going comando that day.
haha these comments are a great read.
Thank you – we won 2 Webbies (or somethin’).
Seems to me, more of an underpants fail – did you see that pattern?!
WTF?????!!!!!
“this is my rifle, this is my gun
this is for fighting, this is for fun!”
looks to also be a fail in “masculine underpants”.
Pants -and- trouser fail…
Do his undies have… little flowers on them?
Must have been laundry day.
What country’s military is that?
well, i’ve always liked a guy in uniform… and out of one
Semper ubi sub ubi.
what really matters ifs that I think we got Christian Bale behind the poor guy.. he’s about to pierce him while yellin: ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL?!?
OK.. so what do you do in a situation like this? Keep on marching as if you don’t know what’s happened? Drop out? Serious question- does anyone know what the rule would be?
Also this reminds me of a friend who, before she returned her ex-boyfriend’s clothing to him, went through and cut every 3rd stitch in the crotch seams with a seam ripper. Pants looked normal..but would eventually develop ventilation. What guy would think to check?
Oooh I like your friend!!! I did that just to the butt seams and the seams where the yahoodie is (he tended not to wear underwear), but just in his work clothes. He was giving a presentation and uh, did.
I honestly don’t know what I would do in this situation. Run from formation?
lol that nigg FARTED and ripped his pants
That WHAT?
What IS this thread, Bigots on Parade?
did he die?
I see London. I see France….
talk about a wardrobe malfunction!!!!
wow
holly shit thats a big one
blue flower panties must be a…..UNISEX LESBIAN
Army procurement fail.
What kind of cheap-assed armed forces is that anyway?
Sliced it with his sword I guess. Thankfully no further *damage* was done!!!
after looking at this picture in photoshop, i think it’s been doctored
did he die?
This actually happened in Venezuela during a military parade celebrating Independence Day. Oh, the shame.
jaaaaaaaa its here in venezuela in a hike of the FANB (fuerza armada nacional bolivariana)
I wounder what he did after he found out this
if he cried = pussy
So is it just me, or does that look like a diaper he’s got on?
Actualy, I would guess it is. Not too suprising when you understand the realitys of whats happening. Being in a display unit like that, in a parade, hes got no opertunity to make it to the bathroom for rather long streches of time. much the same as when we shoot people into space thay wear diapers. Thay can’t go to the bathroom just because thay have to go, so thay take precautions. NASA found that out the hard way back when thay where still doing the mercury shots.
Poor guy!
How about an epic win for having a package so large that his pants just couldn’t take it?
That’s NOT a “FAIL”
If his boner was great enough to rip his pants, imagine how his fiance feels :]
Could this possibly be a sword fail?
I smell William Stroke in this…
Or is it a WIN?
“Young man, there’s a place you can go…”
ROFL…that’s one of the funniest pics on Failblog.
Poor guy… you know his train of thought had to be something like “feels a bit drafty down in my special place…. Ah yes…well shit.”
Is that his…Jesus Christ.
omg… I had to laugh… this was a picture of a police officer in Tashkent Uzbekistan… those stiff uptight idiots had something like this coming for a while now
lol… take a five minute car ride and get stopped seven times by one police officer or another telling you to give them a bribe or they will make your life hell…
HAHA! His face, hes just like ‘Ohh shit.’
pahahaa
whahaha funny
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did he crap himself