A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying “I differentiate you!”
One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said “I differentiate you!”, but for once, his victim’s expression didn’t change. Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly “I differentiate you!”, but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!”
The new patient calmly looked up and said, “You can differentiate me all you like: I’m e to the x.”
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, “I’ve got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far.” So he leans over the basket and yells out, “Helllloooooo! Where are we?” (They hear the echo several times.) 15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: “Helllloooooo! You’re lost!!” One of the men says, “That must have been a mathematician.” Puzzled, one of the other men asks, “Why do you say that?” The reply: “For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless.”
A man was arrested at the airport for carrying a slide rule, a calculator, a compass, and several sheets of graph paper. He’s being held for transporting weapons of math instruction.
A Physicist, a Biologist, and a Mathematician see two people enter a house, and then after some time, they see three people leave the house. The Physicist concludes, “My initial observation must have been incorrect.” The Biologist concludes, “Clearly, the two reproduced…” The Mathematician concludes, “Well, if one more person enters the house, then there will be no-one in the house!”
OK, just 1 more, I promise…
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An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint…
“I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.
An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty, a mathematician says the glass is both half empty and half full, an engineer says the glass is too big.
♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ (given to occasional moments of hysterical laughter, copious weeping, and most often, utter bedevilment) says:
Digging an escape tunnel for someone who was stuck under my bed on the quiz question fail.
They seem to have taken a wrong turning at Ablerqueque though.
*heehee* Hello MRN! *squeeze*
I was reading the ENTIRE comments section in Presenter Fail and found myself unable to resist boosting the number … and have finally extricated myself. Or have I inadvertently answered a question unasked again? *sigh*
*giggle* I didn’t know until czuhc enlightened me. Now, I fear, I am footh to some. (It was my instantaneous delight in my discovery of Special ALT characters that led me down that crooked path.)
No no, I wasn’t correcting your pronunciation! It’s just when you type in your name, the spell check thinks it is all correct save for the þ, which is underlined by itself! I understand that the alt characters are only supposed to represent the normal English characters, which are a bit old fashioned.
and now, to submit my application….what do you mean, “none of my type allowed”? are you predjudiced agianst bed monsters? is that so…..
WELL COME ON THEN!
(epic battle ensues)
I know what you’re thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon. But I’ve also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
You forgot to put the link in the Website line.
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You can see anyone’s avatar better by right-clicking on it, selecting view image, then, on the url line, change the s=32 (near the end of the url) to s=320 (or whatever larger number you want).
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Instructions vary slightly depending on Operating System you have.
Now that your original avatar is in everyone’s cache it’ll stay there for a while unless they clear their cache. I see it if I look at it at a different size.
Good, I have a similarly large amount of work, I just don’t know when I can start it yet. *sigh* I think I’ll be in a meeting for the next hour or so though!
I just wanted to wish the two of you good luck. We’re all counting on you. *badly paraphrased attempt at adding a marginally appropriate comment in this space*
*hits “Add Comment” button before she changes her mind*
and *winces*
No doubt I have the same post awaiting moderation. How ironic that FB isn’t sure we should be allowed to repeat what they say at the top of the page.
I also have a post awaiting moderation which describes how to see an avatar in larger size.
Not an avatar, he means an actual Fail submission.
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Send Fail, Pwn and Owned pics and vids to failpictures@gmail.com All posts are user-submitted. (To add text to your image, use the lol builder, then email it.)
I’m not trying to change my avatar, I love this curly thing editted with a happy
face on it. But I want to send my photo to failblog so they might upload it.
E-mail to my computer should work, but I can put it on with USB, so I’ll just do that.. And after I did that?
I can email photos from my phone by typing in an email address rather than a phone number.
Alternatively, can you upload the photo to your computer and email it to Failblog from there?
You have to write Fail on the picture though.
I’m lost…
as to the fail?
failagon
failangle
a star is not a shape…
a starts a shape you twat
Don’t get it?
The octagon isn’t an octagon. Its a hexagon.
the biggest fail was that you were the first one here to get it.
FAIL!!!
FAIL
I’m gonna go ahead and put the majority of ya out of your misery here: and octagon has 8 sides. ‘Octo’= 8.
I knew reading the comments I would find this type of response.
yeah its a hexagon, not a octagon
Oh my you are all Fail Blog friends! Fascinating…
Pardon my intrusion!
it’s a hexagon, not an octagon
The octagon isn’t a octagon. friken idiot.
Oh, not an octagon…. Wow,even when I know I’m supposed to see a fail I fail!
I’m too trustworthy, I guess…
Just desperate to be first.
It’s a side to you I didn’t expect.
*shakes head in dismay*
I actually expected two more sides, but they’re missing.
You’re so two-faced, I thought MRN was your friend!
I need to start wearing my other face more. Fewer people scream.
And MRN is my friend.
*hugs MRN in a friendly way*
Thank you… I will pay you back by visiting your statue next time I’m in…Baltimore, was it?
DC, but I couldn’t find her. Supposedly she’s behind Dolly Madison’s house, but I didn’t see her.
Someone should take me aside and… I dunno, flog me, I guess.
*taze*
Muahahahahahahahaha.
Would that be a fail flog?
DOT ORG!
It sounds so dirty when you say it.
It’s all in the font.
…and the cat o’ nine tails…
That seems to be an edg(e)y solution.
You probably meant to say ‘trusting’, not ‘trustworthy’. I for one wouldn’t trust someone who doesn’t know the difference between the two!
Yeah *sigh* … I wonder if Emily would do a mercy killing of my posts for me today?
*squeeze*
Everybody has those days.
undefined earworm for me, thank goodness
I wish I didin’t know it.
*removes i, uses it to spy on Arthur for a change*
*suspects nothing*
*Is suspicious of Arthur’s proclaimed innocence*
*completely oblivious to the goings on*
Don’t feel bad, it took me a minute too.
And what did you do during that minute? You kept your fingers off the keyboard, like I should have.
(At least I said should have correctly.)
My hands were..um, never mind, just occupied. Don’t look at me like that.
Hahahahahahaha.
I should of spotted that one.
*stares*
Is it time for dessert?
Such ofviously spotted d*ck!
*desserts the thread*
fale
ew, im covered in ice cream! curse you moo!!!
fail.
I so wish your name was Briezilla. You could be like a monster cheese that terrorises Japan.
And goes all gooey at room temperature!
“Load the watercrackers into that B3 Bomber!”.
THE BRIE IS IN ALIGNMENT! We are doomed.
(Around about 2:50 in the clicky, but the whole thing is bloody hilarious)
Now I know who you’re on about!
Nee bother!
Being f!rst can really be a double-edged sword. Ill have to live with that shame forever.
*I’ll
*cries*
*hands MRN hanky*
If you blow snot, you can keep it.
That’s what Skanky said?
its a hexagon
Well don’t look to this sign for help…
The red one, it says “Octagon,” but Octo means eight. Count the sides of that shape… do you see eight corners? xD
Dat’s a hexagon.
octagon schmoctagon, they’re all the same these days
The other two sides are in the sixth and eighth dimensions respectively.
You really do have a math degree!
Actually, I reckon a true mathmatician would have gone. . .
‘If we assume the shape has eight sides, the description is accurate. WIN!’
Or maybe not.
Sounds more like an economist to me.
*bites bottom lip*
Moomin said the ‘W’ word. I’m tellin’.
Or maybe not.
Hiya! *squeeze*
*swings down*
*SQUEEZES the winsome ƒ∞þ*
*swings off!*
*swings in*
*SQUEEZES the Doc just B-cause!*
♫ swings out ♫
How do.
*squeeze*
Ummm. I never.
A real mathematician would of proved it! :p
*runs and hides for many reasons*
*comforts Moomin*
It’s okay, youe said a true Mathematician. Jam said a real mathematician, they’re two very different things!
Let p be an odd prime.
[ . . . ]
QED.
(QED being the mathematician’s equivalent to “Profit!”)
Query Everything Dammit!
Thankyou.
*squeeze*
That said, I’m neither
Pffft!
When did Lucky Charms include rectangles?
it’s a recession, rectangles mean less wasted (insert chemical compound name) that are in Lucky Charms.
Chemical compound- dehydrated deliciousness!
*in best Irish brogue*
And where in the bejeebus are me haff moons????
*pulls down pants*
Only got full moons here!
Wow! That’s red! Sure you’re not a babmoon?
That’s downright cheeky of you!
You better quit all that monkeying around or, or something will happen!
Foop’s about to go apesh*t.
Awwww… heck, X, *snap* nofling to it.
Hahaha, clever! Now that took me a sec to follow! Do you need a fan?
Why, of course. Though you already have one in me.
*Wonders if reference to primate should go here or in with the math puns.*
*roffles*
*checks her for nits*
nitpicking now, eh?
Just a bit of grooming!
*wonders if DrB found any nits*
Not yet! I’ll check your straight hair next!
*wonders if… no, the ‘n’ is nowhere near the ‘t’, so it’s probably not a typo…*
Have you a pubic licence for that?
He’s a certified instructor – didn’t you read his T-shirt?
Did you mean that tongue in cheek?
Muff said!
I don’t have a pubic licence jammy – does that make me a quiminal?
*another muffled response*
(Mornin’-ish, jam! *squeeze*)
*nits her a sweater*
*squeezes foop and Sir B*
A quminal *LOLs* who thinks outside the box.
You have your smut wings now anyways.
If you put some jam on that muffined response, the three of us could be enjoying breaky for a while!
*takes my spy i and inserts*
GAH!
*thinks inside the box*
cake
that comment just won
Cutting corners eh.
Don’t take sides.
Is that how you get the square peg in the round hole?
The wooden leg is round – it’s the prosthetic hand you need to watchout for!
Is it all thumbs(-up)?
I was told this weekend that I was all hands…
What’s the background – how’d you handle it?
Well I wanted to sweep this girl off her feet, but she gave me the cold shoulder
Oh, so you had to head back home?
Or not.
Hi-dee, Sidhe! *squeeze*
never heard of an octagon..
They’re a bit like squids.
And they can open pickled onion jars.
The octogonad has a very deep voice (Morning!)
Surely they’d constantly collide resulting in squeakiness? (Morning!)
Octogonad? I only have two, and I have trouble not sitting on one. I can’t imagine 8! (Morning!)
Yeah too bullish that guy – gave his partner octogonorrhoea!
And they have six legs.
And one hairy hat!
I think.. pentagon for the star??
Gilbert Godfrey for the win.
I thought it was a tentagon. No?
Ooooo…I have some marshmallowagons. Any ideas?
What do you call a dead parrot?
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A pollygon!
Wooohooohooohooohooohooo.
*All Monty Python references go here*
I was hoping for a crap joke thread
Then again, I generally do.
*shrugs*
Why did the apple fall out of the tree?
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Gravity!
*squeeze*
What do you get if you integrate a duck?
Duck eggs!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9!
i knew a little cannibal boy who was 8 before he was 7.
why did the koala bear fall out the tree?
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it was dead.
I had 6 before I turned 7.
Ni. *pi’s second cousin*
*chops down tallest tree in forest with a herring*
Cli. *start of a word I’m sure would get moderated*
*screams*
Is that falling tor-d us?
ooooOOOOoooo!
Let’s try: Renault Clio.
Clicky?
Climax.
Well…something has to give…
It’s the Cli or us!
Did you ask Mike Litoris about that?
Clipart? *apologies to AE for some obscure reason*
Okay then
*apologies to OSF for a very obvious reason!*
Mulva?
44 75 64 65 21 20 57 68 65 72 65 27 73 20 6d 79 20 73 69 64 65 73 3f
0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55
You’re looking quite hexy today XP, but you may have missed the six points
If that’s all I’m missing, I’m doing better than some octagons I know.
True!
*waits for AA or Retaba*
X just oozes hex-appeal.
Where does the initial 1 come from?
Surely the fibonacci sequence should be
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0?
I’ve thought that same thing. When I get to heaven, the first thing I’m going to do is walk straight up to Fibonacci, honk his nose and say “WTF?”
I like the idea of beating up dead mathmaticians. Let’s do it.
What did the mathematician have for dinner?
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Cubed Steak!
A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying “I differentiate you!”
One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said “I differentiate you!”, but for once, his victim’s expression didn’t change. Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly “I differentiate you!”, but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!”
The new patient calmly looked up and said, “You can differentiate me all you like: I’m e to the x.”
Two cats are on a slanted roof. Which slides off first?
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The one with the lowest mu!
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, “I’ve got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far.” So he leans over the basket and yells out, “Helllloooooo! Where are we?” (They hear the echo several times.) 15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: “Helllloooooo! You’re lost!!” One of the men says, “That must have been a mathematician.” Puzzled, one of the other men asks, “Why do you say that?” The reply: “For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless.”
A man was arrested at the airport for carrying a slide rule, a calculator, a compass, and several sheets of graph paper. He’s being held for transporting weapons of math instruction.
A Physicist, a Biologist, and a Mathematician see two people enter a house, and then after some time, they see three people leave the house. The Physicist concludes, “My initial observation must have been incorrect.” The Biologist concludes, “Clearly, the two reproduced…” The Mathematician concludes, “Well, if one more person enters the house, then there will be no-one in the house!”
Pythagoras…no, no, Euler was walking…
No, that’s not it either. I think I’m tapped out.
Euclidding me right?
OK, just 1 more, I promise…
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An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint…
“I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.
*figns laughter because he really doesn’t get it*
Good one!
*slingshots “e” to make that “feigns”*
All these jokes are giving me cramps in the Noether regions.
*Dons alge-bra in preparation for the imminent math lab explosion*
^ *quickly replaces 3-letter “for” with two-letter “of” and hopes no 1 notices gaff*
An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty, a mathematician says the glass is both half empty and half full, an engineer says the glass is too big.
I need new glasses. O.o
*Buys new glasses*
Here you go!
They are prime targets.
But is it irrational to take out angst on corpses?
Maybe it’s irrational, but it’s easy as pi.
But there’s only a finite amount of bodies to go around. You’ll have to be discrete about it.
It’s natural to be discrete.
the octo-mom strikes again
Let polygons be polygons
And follygons be follygone…
*exits tunnel*
Here we are.
*crosses arms, stares at Moomin*
And where have you been?
under here with me…
There you are!
*squeeze*
I was so worried you had got lost.
P.S. Your comedy timing is spot on. I applaud you.
lol thnx
Digging an escape tunnel for someone who was stuck under my bed on the quiz question fail.
They seem to have taken a wrong turning at Ablerqueque though.
yeah it was stuffy under there….
wash your socks more often ,there’s a veritable snowdift under there
Is it ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ? She’s stuck in the Presenter Fail right now.
no…
you’ve heard of me, of course
Pleased to meet you! (won’t you guess my name?)
What’s puzzling me is the nature of your game.
well, i rode a tank, and was a general, and made sure people washed their hands, among other things.
Mom?
lol
ahhhh the blitzkrieg……good times….
and now, young man, it’s bedtime!
Washing hands? – sounds like Leila.
if it seals your fate, then i suppose so…
moisture activated glue, as it were
Let’s stick with your story.
very well, my tacky friend.
(BTW, how do you change avvies?)
Tape this url to your monitor: gravatar.com
*heehee* Hello MRN! *squeeze*
I was reading the ENTIRE comments section in Presenter Fail and found myself unable to resist boosting the number … and have finally extricated myself. Or have I inadvertently answered a question unasked again? *sigh*
hello foop. welcome to the NEW party
Answering the unasked question sounds very Zen-like. You have put the last bits of icing on the cake of that Fail, from what I observed.
… and it’s actually MurrayHewitt that answered the unasked question.
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*blushes* Why, thank you.
Hello ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ! *squeeze*
Who knows!
Apparently your name is spelled perfectly correctly apart from your ‘þ’ which is spelt wrong!
has EVERYONE gone to bed?
now i cant even room with someone….
i’m a homeless bed monster…
You can hide under mine. And please clean the floor while you’re there, I haven’t done that in a long time.
i guess, but if you wake up buried in the stuff i find, i don’t wanna hear it!
Are you tired? Your ‘i’s are so small.
There is evidence he/she ignored the “Dry clean only” label on them. (Hello, AE! and a *squeeze*, should it please you…)
It does. *squeeze* back atcha!
possibly I must have a siesta under thine bed to recover…
His i’s are bigger now. Must have had some of Moomin’s coffee!
Improvement! Now I only need to do this…
*pumps up ‘p’*
… and we’re done!
I feel quite reinvented! Possibly it could be said I am an entirely New Man! (Or bed monster….)
*giggle* I didn’t know until czuhc enlightened me. Now, I fear, I am footh to some. (It was my instantaneous delight in my discovery of Special ALT characters that led me down that crooked path.)
No no, I wasn’t correcting your pronunciation! It’s just when you type in your name, the spell check thinks it is all correct save for the þ, which is underlined by itself! I understand that the alt characters are only supposed to represent the normal English characters, which are a bit old fashioned.
Ah! Silly me. ƒ∞þ doth describe me too accurately at times.
Not at all! My post was quite ambiguous.
too much winking! what’s the big secret?
The Spanish Inquisition is behind it all. There, I said it. It’s no longer a secret.
Nobody
expects
Ah, wisdom from the king himself!
BTW I appreciate the bunk, and I’m sorry about breaking your old playstation….I rolled over on it….
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No secret. I’ve something in my ‘i’ …
thread to be broken in such a cruel, callous and calculated manner?
*patpat*
There there.
Did i…? *gulp* *feels this big* —> .
*squeezes foop*
My comment was actually referring to itself, you just happened to get a comment in before me.
So ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ’s comment broke your thread breaking comment, which makes it a…. WIN!
*tries to stifle hysterically relieved kind of giggle*
*guffaws* to her complete shame and *wonders if she’ll ever be the same*
This is clearly a sign that octagonal-mislabeling must STOP!
I’ll yield to you on that one.
surely it’s not a one-way street?
Is this a dead end?
not if we make a legal u turn…
(thnx to MRN for the avvie hint)
I’m starting an Anti-Octagonal Mislabeling Comittee!
very well. i shall join your organization, after a message from our sponsors.
“Dear Floggers, on this blog it’s the norm to use capitalization, unless it’s for effect”.
Aaah, the ganja-rule.
and now, to submit my application….what do you mean, “none of my type allowed”? are you predjudiced agianst bed monsters? is that so…..
WELL COME ON THEN!
(epic battle ensues)
*sign, sign, pass*
I know what you’re thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon. But I’ve also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
and now, back to the Rock & Archie Show!
Henry David Thoreau is probably the world’s most famous pencil maker. True story!
Mmm…mayonnaise! People like me because I’m punctual and rarely late.
*thinks* Wow, he is late again.. What a wonderful dragon!*/thinks*
i bet moomin went to bed, the bastard.
now how am i suppsed to get under there?
Use the secret trap door obviously!
but we covered it digging the escape tunnel, which collapsed behind us….i may never see home again…
maybe you can Get in the CHOPA .
oh, hello ahnold. can i borrow that RPG?
then, who needs a choppah?
I wish I were, feel poorly sick.
Awww, what’s ailing you?
Feel nauseous and a general desire to be anywhere but the office.
What you need is an ice pop!
A cool dad?
what do you think of my new avvie?
(open question)
It’s a bit on the dark side, what is it?
(Of course, it could just be I’m still blind)
Kratos, of course! who better to represent the monster under your bed tha the biggest badass EVER?!?
if you’d like to see more than a thumbnail, and avoid going blind, click my name.
You forgot to put the link in the Website line.
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You can see anyone’s avatar better by right-clicking on it, selecting view image, then, on the url line, change the s=32 (near the end of the url) to s=320 (or whatever larger number you want).
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Instructions vary slightly depending on Operating System you have.
Ah, it’s hard to make out as he is mostly a silhouette, at least on my monitor he is!
i’ll post the other one…
(my monitor is well backlit, sorry)
anytime now it should post
i wonder if my new avvie got lost in the mail…..?
Now that your original avatar is in everyone’s cache it’ll stay there for a while unless they clear their cache. I see it if I look at it at a different size.
Hmm. Hey! I thought you went to bed! See if you can shake Moomin out of the ether, I wanna go home…
It’s not even noon yet!
Why can’t you do him a favor and be in the South Pacific?
As a monster, I am ill-equipped to deal with sunlight. The arctic tends to be a favorite vacation spot.
My one at home is, but in work if I have the monitor too bright, it hurts my eyes.
Your new avatar is great, it reminds me of a cartoon with dotty the dragon
Thanks, I used it mainly to show the scale of a young adult dragon.
^As in size!
Kratos is considered the most homosexual character in the history of videogaming. Just saying.
yes, also with flaming chainblades from hell. just saying.
Very sinister.
He’s left handed?
I thought it appropriate for a certified bed monster.
on a lighter notr, its that time if the month!
You owe me $67.82 in protection fees!
It’s in my other pants.
Under the bed somewhere.
Damn!
*shuffles off*
Who wrecked that angle?!
angle…..
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Yeah, there’s a wrecked angle up there, I’ve never understood why they’re wrecked myself.
ah. I have indeed disovered said totaled angular device, and found it quite irreparable. i apologise for mine inobservancy.
Can’t you see? It’s all atangle.
this insignificant bed monster thinks we need a new fail
There will be a new fail when the time is right.
I can see the 4am shift coming through the gate.
Hello, Hairy! Rice to see you back in business! *warm fuzzies* for Hairy.
*enfolds*
Yes, very rice!
Sooner rather than later, if it can be helped.
*welcomeS*
Hi! Did you kill the Trolls? I don’t see them anymore..
Hi! I’ve been out of business a while.. But here I am!
How are you all?
Yay! How are you Hairy?
I’m fine! I’ve got a lot of work to do though..
And how are you?
Good, I have a similarly large amount of work, I just don’t know when I can start it yet. *sigh* I think I’ll be in a meeting for the next hour or so though!
Béééhhhh! Death to all meetings.
Smellcome back!
He broke his arse and you make comments about smells?
Bad form Arthur, bad form.
*squeezes to all and sundry*
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
You made me laugh, Moomin
*TICKLETICKLETICKLE*
*patpat* *tries to help*
*slips Arthur a can of Oust*
Perhaps now, smell come back no more. Just Hairy.
Grrrr …. my nester mist it’s mark. *pouts*
*grabs errant ” ‘ ” and runs like the wind*
Hey! I was gonna eat that!!
*hands over spare ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘s to placate huyboa*
mmm, thank you
*scrumpf scrumpf*
*gulp*
Are you eating my quotation marks again?!
That s just rude!
Actually, it was an apostrophe. They have a light, minty flavor with a succulent crunch.
Oh, well who needs apostrophe’s?
You’re right. I prefer the exclamation point.
quite exciting, tangy and zesty, with an unexpected bite at the finish.
Lovely.
I like comma’s they taste a bit like pineapple with a flint of garlic!
Bleh, commas are the deep-fried food of the grammatical pantry. However, avoid periods, they taste like balls.
*takes Oust away*
here, this is better!
*Presents with can of Frebreeze*
(possible mispelling)
Psssst, just sneak the “r” at the start of Febreeze right Oust of there …
Hmm, yesh, quite.
*removes Febreeze and starts sprying Ubik*
*wonders if she’s caught the bad day from MRN*
*Allergic reaction to Ubik*
*death rattle*
*sobs quietly for both of us*
I just wanted to wish the two of you good luck. We’re all counting on you. *badly paraphrased attempt at adding a marginally appropriate comment in this space*
*hits “Add Comment” button before she changes her mind*
and *winces*
*revives long enough to fire off the bird*
*collapses*
i can’t belive it took me so long to get that…
Hey, I was wondering.. I made a fail-picture with my phone.. Can I send it to
FailBlog? And if so how?
load it on your computer (possibly via email?)
then on to Gravatar!
(no applause please)
Hairy, if you mean a fail there’s a link on the top of the page. My other comment is awaiting moderation…
That should do, I’ll try when I get at home, Thanks!
No doubt I have the same post awaiting moderation. How ironic that FB isn’t sure we should be allowed to repeat what they say at the top of the page.
I also have a post awaiting moderation which describes how to see an avatar in larger size.
Not an avatar, he means an actual Fail submission.
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Send Fail, Pwn and Owned pics and vids to failpictures@gmail.com All posts are user-submitted. (To add text to your image, use the lol builder, then email it.)
I’m not trying to change my avatar, I love this curly thing editted with a happy
face on it. But I want to send my photo to failblog so they might upload it.
E-mail to my computer should work, but I can put it on with USB, so I’ll just do that.. And after I did that?
I can email photos from my phone by typing in an email address rather than a phone number.
Alternatively, can you upload the photo to your computer and email it to Failblog from there?
You have to write Fail on the picture though.
Unless it’s a picture of a BMW – then write WIN on it.
Or a picture that is photoshopped.. I’ll just write ‘PIXESL!!1!’ on it.
I doesn’t matter, really, there will always be a guy saying “fotoshopeded!!!!1!!111!!1!2″.
I wonder what they do at home…
Guy: “DUDE! Check out this new car I got!”
DUDE: “That car outside is totally fs’d
I actually wanted it to say ‘Fluke’
Make sure it’s not really a mackerel before you commit.
It’s a tuna.. Is that o.k.?
OK, it’s in the can.
Whale, we’ll just see about that …
LOLLLL
Oh there you are! We where getting worried!
wow, over the 300 mark…
Y’know, for someone that was begging for a new fail 50 mins ago…
I didn’t know I had a bedonce for anyone to hide under…
I looked that wRect angle square in the eye (back in Octagonober) and said, ♫ So, you wanna be Star-tin’ somethin’ … ♫
*Applauds*
*takes a bow long after the crowd’s gone home*
*sigh*
Hexagon, octagon, in the end they are all just bad approximations of a circle.
That’s what the “smooth” tool is for.
I like it.
Hexagon, Octagon, a lot of people make that mistake.
It’s a… oh jeez…
PENTAGON!
…crap…
I’m sorry good sir, that is a hexagon.
Pentagons have 5 sides.
No, Triangles have 5 sides.
Lol, at first glance—but on a printed banner?
All systems go as we step into the octagon
Feel the wrath of this: code name Applesauce Applesauce Applesauce
What!
Has Octagone again!
Its a recession, we have had to make some cutbacks !
I wonder if maybe people missed it because it was red, like that oh so famous octagon. What do you do when you come to a green light?
Great content as usual. Keep it up! Thanks again.
I don’t see the- oshi- there’s the fail!
Best octagon Ever…………..
You would think that if it’s printed on a school board banner, they’d get it right
Yeye, some nubcake mistook a hexagon for an octagon. Big whoop.
What really confuses me is when did “star” become a standardized geometric shape?
Pentagon
Lol, those idiots. That’s obviously a pentagram, not a star. XD
C’mon, folks — six does NOT equal eight!
eh,its a………hexagone……..i think…….
no an octagon has 8 corners that 1 has 6
Where the hex are the other sides?
w8 i cant see the f***ing fai……THERE IT IS! WILL YOU PEOPLE TRY AND SEE WHAT UR BUILDING
whats the failur?
Can’t we all just get along? : )
ten-nangle!?