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Watch that first step! It’s a loo-loo!
Velvet! How are you tod-
*falls down hole*
Crap! You DID warn me!
*reaches down*
Here, grab hold.
*pulls*
Uh, what’s that smell?
I should have reflushed before adding comment.
Tank you.
See you next fall.
See *you* next fail. ^^
see you next faill
You’re smellcome.
Oh no, you said “smellcome”! Can we refresh?
*puff, puff, puff*
Ugh, it’s still staying…I think a round of drinks will make you forget the smell!!
Drinks?
Count me in.
*counts him in*
Hey WN!!! Catch any fish?
*squeeze*
BTW Lurk is a ♀.
*reverses sexes on comment above*
No fish, just camping and watching kayak/raft carnage at Lochsa Falls (clickie).
A most excellent 3-day weekend – tent was pitched right next to a ROARING creek (water level is high all over).
Sounds like fun. Those rapids look gnarly.
Yipper, they are
I used to go there every Memorial Day to kayak back when I lived in Portland and boated year-around. I’m so out of practice now the river’d eat my lunch.
But it’s still fun to watch
*squeeze*
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Hiya WN! Glad you had fun! Do you ever fish in Little Salmon, Big Salmon, or Snake Rivers? (are the names right?)
My idea of fun is a little less crazy. When I went to school out there, I used to love dirtbagging down the Rogue River in Southern Oregon. It’s a very slow and lazy trip and you could drag your beer in the water behind you. Good times.
Fished in most of those and others as a kid with my dad.
Left fishing behind (although I did run a 30′ commercial salmon troller for a coupla years off the mouth of the Columbia in my youth).
And yep, I’ve done the week-long Rogue River trip (kayaking with rafter friends) many times – it’s delightful, I gotta say
Someone get the dettol. It kills 99.9% of bacteria in the air. Dettol Protects! FACT (Fact or fail?)
lol nice reference
Before I started the vid, I thought it would be the the Eminem vs. Brüno incident.
*grabs Ms B’s hand to help her out of the hole*
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*slips and falls in with Ms B*
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Well, this is embarrassing! I hope nobody saw us!
*snaps a picture*
I saw that!
AIKI!!!!
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*monster-truck sized SQUEEEEEEEZE*
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So glad you’re back! I missed you and our convertible rides!
*Truck sized monster SQUEEZE*
I missed you too. Looks like I missed a bit while I was gone. The hotel lost internet the day after I got there. A road crew cut a fiber optic line. They got it up a day or so before I left.
How have you been?
Pretty good. Last week the CFO was on vacation so I was doing his job and mine. That was…interesting. Other than that, it’s been basically the same ol, same ol.
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Did you have fun? I need all of the gory details of your trip!!
Lots of fun. Some very nice pictures and then some scary pictures. I lost a couple of bets, had some great food, did loads of driving (about 1800 miles in 9 days), and then enjoyed yet more food. I am working on my website tonight, so I should be posting pics within a couple of days. I’ll let you know when I do. Though I think I will keep the one of me drunk on a boat to myself.
It was almost fail worthy.
I’m glad you had a great time! LOL! Yes, keep all fail-able photos off the net.
Me, too! And I’m anxious to see your pix.
I’d like something fresh and fruity. Can you take some orange juice and ice cubes, throw it in a blender and make kind of a slushy drink? No alcohol – just the juice. That would hit the spot today.
Mmmm…that sounds good. I’ll have one with pomegranate juice, please.
Oh, and vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
Cosmos coming up.
Thank you!!
*smooch*
It’s like a Cosmo, except you see stars.
*smooch*
Lets put it this way. I tried to do the drunk dancing for real, and fell off the boat… twice. One picture of me was half way to the water nearly upside down as I was still trying to do a disco style dance move. Very fun time.
Sounds fun.
Uh, btw, can I have your fiance’s e-mail address? Just want to ask her for a favor. Thanks!
No, it has nothing to do with those pictures. Promise! *crosses fingers behind back*
The half-off-the-boat one definitely needs to be posted somewhere…
I’d love to see it.
*squeezes aiki*
Glad to see you back, bud.
Aiki – how was the lasagna?
I had the meatballs myself. My cohorts had the lasagna and spaghetti. We all throughly enjoyed the meal and even ended up wearing a bit of it! I think some of us had too much of the vodka flavored sauce, or it was the wine… not sure which.
Sounds like a great time!
Well, welcome back to Failblogsville.
Great to be back.
AIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhoaNellie! How’ve you been?!
Well, been good, except for not being able to properly participate on FAILblog anymore, due to my work being a serious FAIL.
Otherwise, life’s delightful!
Didja enjoy yourself at least?
Very much so… I think my response to Velvet up there ^^^ says it all.
Well did you say hi to my relatives? I made sure they made accommodations for you at their hotel they own.
*facepalm*
Hotel… relatives… could have had internet.
*starts having heart attack*
Yup.
I hope you know how much I hate you right now.
Where in the NE kingdom do your relatives hail from?
Wait wait wait. I thought you went to Italy. Who was it that went to Italy. I’m sorry, I hope you are not cross, as in this case it wouldn’t of affected you. Seeming as you weren’t in Italy.
That was me, but that was last year!
*gives Emperor a scorecard to keep track*
Dangit. *Takes score card.*
*Wonders what to do with it*
*Uses a calandar/yearly planner/history notebook instead*
Nope no Italy… that is (hopefully) in 4 months.
Guess that I’ll let you off the hook this time…
Emp, you are not allowed to use the word “of” anymore.
*rescinds certain prepositional privileges*
He better hop to it and get on with it, or he’ll find out what he’s in for.
Are we having fun, yet?
*Prints out post*
As a sign that the word “of” no longer has power over me, I will rip this post in half and will burn it.
*rips paper in half and burns it*
I don’t think I could have done it without your help.
So now we know what’s at the bottom of the loo-loo.
I’ve read this comment at least 5 times and I still don’t know what’s at the bottom of the loo-loo…
Crap!
I’ve read my question at least 5 times now, and I still can’t believe I asked something so stupid…
loolooloo i got some apples
loolooloo you got some too
loolooloo lets make some applesauce take off your clothes and loolooolooo
Wow, what a great audience.
*tintinnabulates*
*snork*
You know what = 1
DID HE DIE?
Oh no! The youtubers have invaded failblog proper!
I beg your pardon?
If you ever look at the youtube channel, every third comment is “did the person in the video die?” It drives me crazy. So I started only watching videos on the site… then this happened
I see. But please, kindly refrain from using the plural. That weirdo is the only YouTuber so far.
was only joking
you should look at the youtube thing, quite funny watching all the trolls
Sorry. Did not mean to offend.
I like how you snuck the word “first” in there lol
Well, if you think that Velvet is a firster, you’re mighty wrong.
We’re actually against firsters.
This video is the choice of Miss Slovakia 2009. Incident on video that is not coincidence. Everything was prepared in advance.
Notice how the girls don’t give a shit.
nah, besides they’d probably fall off the swings if the tried to get up…. that would have been even funnier. darn
I think they’re just oblivious to their surroundings.
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*squeeze*
I think he was behind them and they couldn’t see him.
Hm, maybe. Yet wouldn’t it make a sound? Like a thud or the sound of slipping through? It’s strange that he fell making no sound, almost as if he disappeared.
You would think, but who knows? I know when ever I have fallen I tended to make noise. Yelling mostly.
SH!T….right?
I don’t fall down as often as up though. Stairs are not my friend.
Among other things. I get a lot of practice at it though. I have terrible balance.
I don’t know how you can walk in those new shoes you bought! I would probably fall on my face.
They haven’t come in yet. I haven’t really worn a pair for more than 5 min (at the shoe store). I’ll try to avoid cameras until I’m sure (OK, reasonably sure) I won’t fall.
The shoes came in!!! I got a 2 mile walk in – just in time to since it appears I should seriously think about building an ark. I didn’t fall, or even once lose my balance. They are new and stiff though. So I do have blisters to show for it.
Ouch!
You sure do lots of walking. Is that part of your therapy or something? Or do you just like to keep fit?
Therapy? I’m just trying to GET fit! Walking is the simplest thing to do for exercise and since I don’t have a car, I get to do a lot of it. I think for the rest of the day I’ll wear slip-on backless shoes though. I’m getting stuff to put on the blisters later, so I can wear the shoes tomorrow.
When a presenter falls and there are girls on swings…
does he make a sound?
Apparently not.
There is an woody sound at 0:14. Probably caused by his shoe sole hitting the wooden floor below. The guy was just too surprised to even scream. Poor Jan Kraus!
unfortunately the presenter failed to realize why the girls were on swings in the first place. if only he had asked, they would have told him they were playing the floor is lava game, and he lost
Hee Hee!
I LOVE the floor is lava game!
*giggles like an elementary school girl*
I remember that game. I wonder how we all have this connection of a game we played yet, I have never met any of you in real life. I never knew this game was so popular. I played it in my house. My mother never knew and still doesn’t know why I used to jump around on the furniture and yell at her, “You lost!”.
Yea we played a similar game in elementary call “lava monsters”
*Reminisces*
It’s a simple game with simple rules, like “don’t step on the sidewalk cracks”. That’s why we all played it.
Yea those were the times.
*looks around for memories*
BZZZZZT!!
We’re sorry, but the memories you have reached are not in service at this time…
Giving fecal matter to a man down would be rude.
Happy monday all!! *squeezes*
*squeeze*
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Yep, it’s a Monday.
so I did end up going out after our virtual party on Friday and order gin bloody marys in excess.
Ouch.
it was all good! called out of work Saturday and relaxed. cleaned up the apartment and did laundry, then went to a freind’s house and played video games. It was a good day off.
When a hangover, cleaning, and laundry represent a good day off, I’m a little frightened.
Must not have been a bad hangover. I passed out in Bob Evans yesterday morning from my hangover. No laundry was done, and my apartment is destroyed still.
I wouldn’t go telling that story if I could avoid it.
Why? That story is proof that I kicked ass Saturday night. No weekend is complete unless you finish it smelling like Tequila and shame….
I feel so old now.
I relived my glory days on Saturday, Avis. I was in the mosh pit at a local night club, rocking out to the Toadies! Fun stuff. But not something I’m ready to make a habit of.
Sounds like a good time to me!
I have a goal not to pass out (due to intoxication) in a public place. In fact, I try to not drink to that point ever. So far I’ve done pretty well. Except for those few times in my way early 20’s. Those were learning experiences.
Aren’t you still in your early twenties?
Emperor, not for sometime now. I think this is a good thing.
Liar. You are so 25, I will not accept the possibility of a higher number.
Nearly a decade off there Emp. But really, I LIKE my age. It’s the grey hair I could do without.
Well, I tried. Even though they say that 30 is the new 20. Seems people are waiting a bit to make their 30’s a little more interesting.
I’m a professional in my 20s. Through the week I act like a white-collar professional. On the weekends I act like I’m in my 20s.
You guys are all older that me! haha
yes, Rian, we are
BFF is younger.
*suddenly feels very small*
Help! You’re all towering over me!
Don’t worry, you tower over us in IQ points.
Saturday was. Waking up Sunday with an empty bottle of black velvet and a girl who’s name I still don’t know was not. I’m having ‘Nam style flashbacks about everything that happened after 11.
On sunday my house smelled of whiskey and shame….but mostly shame.
I’ve always wondered what those old teeth would smell like. Now I know. Whiskey and shame, heavy on the shame.
Ye gods…this was never my idea of a good time, even in my early 20s. I prefer to remember my adventures, theng-kew-veddy-much.
I’m with you there Dragon!
*squeeze*
I’m with you too!
*joins group*
I can’t count my “never again” moments on one hand.
D’oh! can^
I’m keeping an eye on you, Rian. I checked your website. You are the same age as my oldest grandson, so watch your antics here, young man!
With that said, you are a welcome addition to our little group. Enjoy yourself while you are here.
lolz, I work 7 days a week, a day I spend sick in bed doing nothing but sleeping is a pretty good day off.
therefore, this was a almost really good day off.
That sounds overwhelming. I would self-destruct if I tried that.
Working 7 days a week, I mean. I could totally sleep all day and not fall apart;
Whereas I have had terrible weeks working 98-106 hours a week when I worked in the restaurant. I used to reach my bed touch the pillow and wake up the next morning. Not knowing how I got changed, or much of anything of my nightly routine the night before.
Are you sure that was due to hard work and not too much partying?
Sadly when you work in a restaurant and bar, going out to clubs for drinks just makes you feel like you never left work. You subconsciously correct what the bartender has done wrong and realize you are not so much worried on ordering a drink you like but rather drinks to gauge the bartenders experience and proficiency. Now that I have been out of the restaurant scene for a while, this hasn’t been such a bad issue, as it actually feels like an escape now.
Seriously…did everyone have a freaking hangover at some point this weekend? We’re pretty awesome if that is true…
Not me Malicite. I’ve only had a hangover twice in my lifetime.
One was self imposed because I wanted to know what it felt like. The other was a drinking game and my then BF and his friend were cheating.
*sneaks vodka into Leila’s drink*
*rearranges the cards so she loses at the drinking game we are playing*
Oh, it looks like your going to have to take 14 drinks now.
They’re no cheating in drinking… only winners and bigger winners. Also I can’t believe you’ve only been hungover twice in your life. Either you are a physically amazing specimen, or you aren’t drinking right…or both.
A physically amazing specimen? I wouldn’t say that. It’s just that I get tipsy way too fast. It sucks. I had a small glass of wine two weekends ago and I was ready for bed. Is there a pill you can take to fix it?
Dirty Harry said it best: “Man’s got to know his limitations”.
I learned mine a long time ago. It’s been fun ever since
Hi WN!! Don’t see as much of you lately.
*pours a tequila, hands over*
I know my limits now, but I still drink some crappy stuff on occasion…mostly PBR. I swear… four of those = headache.
Leila: I would say probably not. Unless you want to triple your body weight…
I know a remedy for that actually. Experience. The more you practice, the better you’ll be.
Brewski, my work situation suddenly got Weird, capital “W” a couple weeks ago. I no longer dare get onto the net unless it’s “break” time or lunch time.
Geesh.
I’m biding my time…
Okay, experience. Got it. Now, find me extra time.
Got a cure for that?
The other way leila was to be born with the high tolerance level. Not an alterable feature, one I unfortunately have. I can drop about 80 on drinks just for myself and still only have a slight buzz. Not tipsy at all and even take care of my friends who passed their limits. Its not as fun as it sounds.
yes, there is it’s called Chaser. you take it before you go out. no hangover in the am party hard! but the only way i know to increase your tollerance is to drink more.
Excellent, hopefully I contributed to a good solid hangover!
I stuck with beer this weekend.
Favorite beer?
Too many to name, depends on the weather and my mood. Ommegang, Elysian, Rogue, a number of Belgian and German ales, Czech pilsners, etc. And local-boys like Ipswich, Berkshire Brewing, Cambridge Brewing, and Harpoon.
Would it have been easier if I just said “Bud”?
No, I wouldn’t have believed you. Ever hear of Christian Moerlein?
No, but I’m intrigued. I haven’t tried many midwest regional brews. Goose Island in Chicago comes to mind, along with several others I’ve forgotten (Leinie’s doesn’t count). I’m mainly expert on Pacific NW and Northeast.
Try Schlaffley, out of St Louis. I’m sure I misspelled it, so look it up. Goose is OK, most of their varieties anyway.
Have you had the joy of drinking a Black Butte Porter from Sisters, Oregon? OMG, I miss that beer so much.
Yes, I like Deschutes. I used to affectionally drop the “e” from the name. I’ve been to the brewpub you mention, along with the brewpub in Portland. Mirror Pond is a nice hoppy Northwest-style Pale Ale.
Double X Stout, Bridgeport Pub in Portland.
Nectar of the Gods 
Clickie my name. ‘Nuff said.
Hee! It doesn’t look like we can get this in the US…
This is what I look like after the “fluff” cycle…
I like it when we tumble dry.
I responded some below, but let me expound. Christian Moerlein is a pre-prohibition brand from Cincy. They were one of the larger brewers in the 19th century. I like the old-style lager they make. It’s strong on hops but still easy to drink, like a lager should be. They’re probably my favorite brewer.
It’s probably easier to ask:
Favorite lager?
Favorite Porter?
Favorite IPA?
Favorite Ale?
Favorite Stout?
Favorite Specialty Brew?
Favorite Macro-Brew?
*hands Starfish a gold star… er… gold starfish?*
I dunno about the last one tho… nothing comes to mind.
Might add Brown ale, Kolsch, rauchbier, Scottish ale, Barley wine, hefeweizen, …
True, there are so many more to list. Everybody has to have a favorite Macro-brew. A reliable old friend you call on when you find yourself at a bar in the middle of nowhere witgh limitted choices. I like Fosters. It’s a well crafted lager, for a macro-brew.
*removes g in witgh and saves for later*
I’ve been to redneck bars out in the middle of God-forsaken nowhere in remote rural areas of the NW… and they still at least have Redhook on tap. In the northeast you can always find Sam Adams. So those two are probably my oh-damn-no-micros-on-tap-gotta-go-slumming beers. Actually, both are good beers so no compromise.
PS no insult intended to rural folks, I grew up in a redneck town in the middle of God-forsaken nowhere. Loved it and still do!
P S S. I still live in a redneck town and hate it! Family trees that don’t fork as far as the eye can see! I’ve seen about 70% of Jeff Foxworthy’s stuff here (not his comedy routine; the real deal).
P S S S
I live in red-neck town and we’re a pretty large metropolis!
*shock* Velvet, I didn’t know that we live in the same area!
Fail! Should have been:
IUL, I also think we’re the only ones here that have internet. And indoor plumbing.
And I love the way people will be having a conversation, mention somebody, then go into the whole “she used to be a Jones, did you know her mother Velda-Lou was in rehab again?” bit. Since I wasn’t born & raised in this area, do I even KNOW these people? And do I really care?
*snork*
Any appliances on the front porch?
My mother had a bath tub next to her front porch for almost 10 years. When she re-did her bathroom she was going to put the old tub in the bathroom downstairs, and it took longer than she meant it to. It wasn’t a cute stand alone tub either…it’s one that is built into the wall. My hubby and brother-in-law both offered to move it into the backyard for her, but I guess she like it as a reminder up front!
I see those all over town. A lot of the houses in this area have what are supposed to be beautiful porches that stretch the whole front of the house, but people love to put up latticework and cram the porch with all of their extra crap! The sad thing about that is that 9 out of 10 houses in this area have basements, which are the perfect place to put extra crap. That’s where I keep all mine until I have a yard sale.
Remove a t from “limitted” before it’s too late.
Killians. If you guys are ever in southern Ohio check out Christian Moerlein. Specifically the Lager House and the Barbarossa. They’re old style lagers, strong on the hops.
Will do, I live in the midwest now so if I find myself in Ohio, I’ll check it out.
If you’re near Cincy in late September/early October Christian Moerlein has a huge setup for our Oktoberfest. Polka, sausage and ‘kraut and free beer make me very happy.
Just to plug for my Canadian companies, and since I actually like some of them Molson Canadian and Labatts are nice. If you are looking for a low priced one go for Lakeport or an independent like Moosehead.
yes, thank you, i was telling the bartender that you made me a vritual gin bloody mary and i had been craving one all day. she laughed at me
oh well, she made ‘em, and kept ‘em coming!
*squeeze abstract* It’s more like a MOANday.
Awwww… there there!
*Gives LEILA a supersize SQUEEZE*
I’m with you LEILA. I can’t seem to find a rhythm today. I’m all out of whack! I need a real weekend without in-law drama!
*puts Ms B in whack*
In-laws? Uh oh… I’m afraid to ask?
Thanks Brewski! I needed that.
It wasn’t too bad, the hubby just got into an argument with his mom and we were un-invited to the BBQ yesterday, but then called half-way into it wondering where we were…
His mom is CRAZY.
Do you know the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!!
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My inlaws put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional.
*snork*
*snork*
*snork* hee hee.
Careful here, you’re going to cause an overflow error in WN’s snork counter.
Well, brewski, if you decide to tie the knot, just remember: those statements are true! Any married person on here can testify to it!
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And when you get married, you marry the WHOLE family!
Unfortunately…
ARGH!!!
Snork Count = 4…
*sno….*
Erm…nevermind.
This is why it is important to meet the family at functions.
I’m going on a trip next month to celebrate my one year aniversary. While talking about the trip with my inlaws, I said “hey, we should all go on a trip next year together.” To which they replied, “that’s a good idea, we have some extra money, we should go to California with you this year.” So, next month, my wife and I are going to California to celebrate our anniversary with the inlaws. I can’t wait.
*points and laughs at Starfish*
I mean…umm…sorry dude…
Around celebrations, or vacations, keep mouth sealed. Now we learn the hard way.
I went on a vacation to Spain with my girlfriend’s Mom. Her family is pretty cool actually.
(yes, my girlfriend went along too!)
And when I got divorced, I divorced them, too!.
*high fives Judy*
Ah, but the good thing is that when you get divorced, you divorce the WHOLE family! My ex-mother-in-law was crazy, too! Hope those genes are watered down in my daughters.
*didn’t scroll down far enough to see Judy’s comment*
*headdesk*
*slips pad onto desk just ahead of head*
Amen, sistah!
Thanks, WN, you saved me from having a headache.
And Judy, I love that we had the same idea.
Ouch. I don’t envy having to deal with that. Did you go, or say “no thanks”?
We ended up going. Mostly to let the little ones play with their cousins. I think my 3-year-old goes through withdrawls.
Your nieces/nephews are drugs?
Sometimes I wonder! That might explain a few things…
The bouncing off the walls, wild screaming, the “how did you manage to break all that’s”.
Awww…have a mimosa Ms B.
Thanks LEILA!
*takes Mimosa and stumbles off*
*squirt!*
Sorry Brewski.
*squeeze*
It’s all good though…FB provides the perfect escape. As long as I don’t over do it that is.
*squeeze* Moanday indeed. i’d love to go back to bed right about now.
I’m with you!
I didn’t even know you two were an item!
How sweet!
I think a celebration is in order Judy.
Hey! Since when did one winking post make a relationship??
The rumo(u)r mill sure works fast in these parts.
You and abstarct decided you were going to bed…one has only to assume a ‘certain’ union must have formed, ya know?
Not according to my wife.
lolz!!! or my (live-in)Boyfriend…
oh, come on sweety, it’s ok for them to know….
Okay, fine.
*SMOOCH!*
Now where in heck did my pants go?
name that movie
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you’re going to see some serious sh1t.
It’s the Libyans!!!
they found me, i don’t know how, but they found me. run for it , marty!!
My pines! My pines!!!
*they’re
I dunno…
*hides Brewski’s pants in stage hole*
*wonders why in heck pants are so hard to keep on lately*
Because your footloose?
(Heya Brewski!)
And fancy-free?
No, Rian meant that because his feet are loose and come off often, leaving nothing to hold the pants on.
Anti-gravity pants?
Anti-pants gravity?
Par-tay! There’s a chocolate cake with caramel frosting in the kitchen here at work; I can sneak it out and bring it.
Please do. It’s chocolate for goodness sake!! *salivates*
*whips head around*
I heard cake!
Important life lesson. Cake is good. Chocolate cake is very good. Chocolate cake with chocolate icing is excellent. Chocolate cake with chocolate icing that has LOTS of black food dye in it is not the best plan around.
Stained teeth/mouth/tongue?
Yes.
Important side note: I did not eat any of the cake. We celebrated my stepfather’s birthday yesterday. After making calamari for the first time (not likely to happen again any time soon) and learning how to best open oysters (a hammer helps) we had cake. Ok, they had cake. I took pictures of the aftermath.
Knowing all this, I am sad to say, I would still eat it cuz it’s chocolate.
rofl!
Whose bright idea was it to put black food coloring in? I didn’t even know you could buy black food coloring!
Reminds me of Anne of Green Gables, when she dyed her hair green by mistake. Who wanted green hair back then??
Mine, everything the man owns is black. It’s kind of a running gag with us. I got him black toilet paper one year and black q-tips another. There has been black soap, toothpaste, toothbrush, towels and washcloths, and last year for his birthday I made black pasta (squid ink).
*ahem*
There HAVE been….
*hands Ms B a neck blace* be more careful. *whispers* i’ll be sure to get cake into your (insert legal document regarding injury).
Complaint? Complaint?!? You’re going to sue me cuz I brought the cake???
Blah blah blah, make me a samwitch
No worries, Judy. No complaints here! Chocolate cake is worth the neck injury any day!
*slaps Rian* How rude!!
Ow!
I was only joking..
*makes LEILA a sandwitch*
Here you go
*Hands over*
It’s okay, Rian. I understood what you meant. Oh, I’m sorry, there doesn’t seem to be any cake left.
*pushes cake out of sight*
*sends sandwhich to lab for testing* TY Rian.
*sneaks in and helps hide cake*
*in stomach!!!*
The cake is a lie…
Alas, who shall I share this Triple chocolate,brownie,caramel cake with chocolate sprinkles with?
It depends on the quantity of uranium you put into it.
wooooooo!!!!!!!
yeah, i’ve never had a celebration for this type of thing. LEILA, may I have a mimosa please?
Promise NOT to LOL all over the floor. *hands abstract a mimosa*
ok, thanks!!!
*peers around* it looks clear, i think everyone left the area… *lolz ALLLLLL OVER FLOORR!!!* mwahwahwahwaahawaahwahawahwahahwahwaaaaaaahahahahaa
*throws ShamWows at Abstract from distance*
I’m not going near it!
*eyes abstract warily*
What do you put in your mimosas, LEILA?
*gives little smooch on cheek*
Happy Monday!
Happy? Monday?
These words don’t mix right.
Bright new month, everyone. At least to those where it’s morning.
Yes, Happy Monday, Happy June!!
Have a drink, it’s after noon!!
Were rhyming, like in old cartoons!
i see our end coming soon….aaaaahhhhgg!
Malicite likes a baby raccoon.
And LEILA eats big baboons?
You are all a bunch of goons.
Sorta like sand surfing in the dunes?
On Goon Island with the goons?
No no no, Lune Island with all the lunes.
Loon Island with all the Moons?
*moons* (_)_)
*pays someone else to streak*
Lunes, martes, miercoles, jueves, viernes, sábado, domingo.
*puts away Spanish book*
That’s one small step for man, one giant fail for that guy
If it wasn’t for this video, he would have had a foggy memory.
AA, I was wondering if you changed your avatar’s color but it turns out this stupid laptop shows it differently than my other one. Weird.
The owls are not what they seem.
Now you see me… Now you don’t.
(psst, Brewski, I can still see you – and put your pants back on!)
His pants are off AGAIN?!
Geez! What is with you Brewski?
He started his Monday like a real man, with a fresh beer for his hangover. Why else?
It’s Leila’s fault! She squirted when I squeezed her! I gotta get this out somehow!
LIES!!
-
You are a streaker and everyone knows it. We have film to prove it.
!!!
!!!
See what happens when you’re away for a while, WN? All hell breaks loose. There’s been lots of nudity lately.
Just so we are clear … it’s always Brewski doing the nudity thing. He just doesn’t listen to any of us.
*watches Brewski run by*
That was my body double.
Ok, now Brewski has a body double?! I REALLY need to find out where to get one myself. It would be quite useful to send to work while I take a much needed vacation.
*doesn’t know what Brewski’s talking about*
*has a firm appreciation for good nudity*
You will have a firmer appreciation for nudity once you find out that Ms B there dances in her total nakedness.
*doesn’t know what LEILA is talking about*
*whistles and walks away*
*pulls pictures out of wallet*
Here, Nellie! These are the pics of Ms B at the big naked cuddle party. Check this one out, I think she’s trying to do the alligator!!
…she didn’t even buy the poor alligator any dinner. Ms B just…she…well, see the poor fella for yourself. Forgot Brewski snapped a few photos of the event.
Oh, is that what I did on Friday? I’m having a hard time recollecting the events of that day.
*thought “the alligator” was a dance*
*shrugs*
Shhhh Brewski … Ms B is not going to remember doing the alligator dance. She will have to believe whatever we say. She had one too many drinks that day if I remember correctly.
since brewski isnt wearing any pants, maybe he can wear shame to work today
There is not shame in wearing your birthday suit.
That’s a big 10-4 there, LEILA!
Is there shame in putting Bozo-the-clown temporary tattoo’s on one’s private parts?
Oh…
um…You’re on your own now buddy.
Not that I would ever do that.
YOU … neeeeeeeeeever. Nope. Not you.
Pretty new avatar, Leila.
Since I can’t see it … god only knows why … does it have an evil eyeball?
Looks like a stargazer lilly to me.
I can still see the freakish eyeball cabbage thingy.
Yes, that’s exactly what it is. Thanks Avis.
BFF seriously? I don’t get how these avatars do not refresh once you change them.
freakish eyeball?
Apparently gravatar has caches spread around over several machines. So different people may see different avatars at times.
Leila, it’s his computer that needs to refresh. And If YOURS isn’t refreshing you may have to clear the cache. Which if you don’t have a mac, I can’t help you with.
sweety, i thought we were keeping that private…
Sorry baby, I was just clowning around and lost my head!
“JAN KRAUS!”
God, that’s actually more annoying than “DOT ORG!” itself. >_>
Um, excuse me??
Hole in Juan?
Juan in hole?
not these ones…shoo Juan, go over that way
Juan, too?
Czech, Juan, too?
It’s totally degrading.
And going downhill from here…
It nearly brought a precipitous end to his career.
And he declined to comment…
If his performance was graded, I don’t think it’d be worth a hill of beans.
That comment has been banked.
And the girls were somewhat undecently clad…
Hard for them to see while their word lies slanted.
They’ve desended from great people. Great at what, I don’t know. Failure? Most likely.
This is why they should have hired Anpu. Anpu has already mastered the concepts of “hole” and “stairs” and “gravity”. Not that those ladies understood the gravity of the situation.
I’m inclined to think there must be a downside to all of this.
It’s a slippery slo-
*whoops!*
You cant miss it.
Unless you do, due to falling before you get to it.
Tripping out of the start gate can cause you to miss the mark.
Fire in the …
Presenter in the hole!!
That’s right, just sit there and smile girls.
They don’t get paid for being intelligent and witty.
I think they’re fake.
Pixels!!!!
Blow up dolls – they’re not just for sex anymore.
They also make great dinner dates. They don’t insist on a fancy meal and drinks. And they never say “No”!
The gift that keeps on giving…
So they’re “real dolls”?
(google that if you don’t know what I’m talking about. NSFW)
Photoshopped?
Totally implants.
They must be from the Irag and such as.
*watches Blue2th comment go flying overhead* hmmm. *jumps for it…* nope.
Clicky!
Smartness is for ugly people such as…and good looking people shouldn’t have to think. Such as.
Ta-da! It’s his disappearing act
now you see me……now, aaaggghhhhh
now you see me……now you D’OH!
Can you see me now?
the strangest thing was the near silent fall, just some mildly heavy breathing
That was me.
…the strangest thing or the heavy breather?
Yes.
Well, maybe.
I think so.
No, I cannot not confirm it, but I can speculate?
I can neither confirm or deny the allegations against Brewski at this time. No, no, no further questions.
*replaces ‘time’ with ‘current juncture’* much more lawyerly…
It’s only a matter of current juncture.
current juncture flies like an arrow?
That was so staged.
Yeah, it’s the pits, it was orchestrated.
That place looks like a dive anyway.
He’s feeling trapped in his career.
He’s been in a downward spiral since last fall.
His stage presence really consumes the hole stage.
Like Anpu consumes the souls of nonbelievers? Lincoln doesn’t consume souls. He just takes his enemies down. Sometimes by digging large holes in the middle of stages.
I love consuming souls…..nomnomnomnomnom.
Ahh! My soul!
*runs for Blue2th*
Seize the nonbeliever!
*struggles*
No not again!
Shun the unbeliever!
Shun! Shuuun! Shuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!
*looks around*
Guys? Guys?!!
Why isn’t anyone talking to me?!
*runs away crying*
What just happened here?
We may never know the answer to that and other questions.
Stay tuned for next week’s exciting Adventures of the Blog!
And if you are very good, we’ll take you on the Blog ride at the carnival.
uh, I mean
^ and 
regarding the need to add this …. *headdesk*
So much cheer, so much anticipation and it all goes down just like that. They kept on cheering though.
Much like hockey and NASCAR, no one really watches awards shows for the awards. They want to see who embarasses themselves most.
Your comparison of award shows to NASCAR and hockey was a insult to award shows.
I was unaware that one could insult an awards show. I am far more talented than I realized. I’ll manage to insult trailer parks and Paris Hilton next, watch.
Well I think you just insulted trailer parks with that one!
Paris for President!
roflol
It’s the coffee talking. I’m boring, unless coffee and/or tequila are talking for me. Then I can insult anybody. Joe Biden is next.
What would happen if you mixed your coffee with tequila?
I would be the next governor of Ohio.
*pours coffee and tequila*
That Ted Strickland is goin DOWN!!!
Ha! My video lagged the first time I saw it, so I thought that he had dissappeared in smoke!
But then I found out the truth.
were you ..let down?
His expectations completely fell through.
We shouldn’t be so hard on the guy, afterfall, there wasn’t a hole lot he could do.
Easy blue, two puns in one comment is getting dangerous. I don’t want you to blow a gasket.
Everyone should blow a gasket every now and again. How else will you know how much pressure you can take?
It definitely lowered the ratings.
(Hey Jimbo!)
Hey Rian! Good weekend?
Not at all, moving into new house, had to lift heavy furniture and got beat up on FB by a plethora of people.
I was helping a friend move as well.
Carry a bat and beat some FB butt.
Well I was acting like an idiot, beating trolls senseless very descriptively (see display fail). However, I have changed my name and avatar, and now I’m a new person. haha
I almost didn’t recognize you without the tabard and sword. You put those in the closet right? I may sick you on a “soviet russia” dousche again someday.
Yea, put away until further notice. I do however, still have killing turrets. KILL whoops.
Easy there sunshine. I don’t like dodging your misfires.
Heh, sorry about that.
No worries. I’ll just be heading home to change my shorts.
Here you can have Brewskis
*hands pants
Nah, don’t worry about it. I’m not having a good day unless I’m drunk and pantsless by 5.
Oh haha!
You know who I would like to see fall down like that? All the people who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. Grrrrr!!!!!
*whistles innocently*
Oh hey LEILA!
Hello Rian! You better march back in there and wash your hands.
*Washes hands*
Hope that’s better, btw did you read all the weekend fails?
I was hit pretty hard. haha
So, now I’m just Rian the new guy.
I have not. I was crazy busy over the weekend. I believe I actually come to work so I can relax a little.
Oh really? I just got out of school early I freaking feel horrible.
Don’t … enjoy yourself.
I meant horrible as in, sick. But I will
Ah…sorry. What is wrong with you? Been in Mexico lately?
Haha no, just stomach pains.
Oh…haha! *hides vodoo doll* Hope you get better soon.
Thanks!
*feels sharp pain in buttocks*
Ow!
*doesn’t tell Rian he is being shagged by a huge bull*
*turns around*
0.0
Ummm, well this is awkward,
Make him buy you dinner. It’s the very least he can do!
AND the people who talk in the elevator on a cell phone, the people who drive the speed limit in the fast lane, the people who say “First!” on FB, anyone who steals,anyone who harms a child, anyone who farts then tries to blame it on the person next to them and anyone else who pisses me off.
I reserve the right to update this list as I see fit.
Who ever smell’t it deal’t it?
Who ever denied it, supplied it?
You know, I should send that question in to Mythbusters.
“Under ‘normal’ circumstances is it possible for someone else to smell a fart prior to the person who “delt it?”
I want to know if it stays behind or travels with you.
(Probably both.)
yes if you are like my husband and fart in the car and leave it lingering for the next unsuspecting victim while cooking in the horrible heat.
*gets into car*
*falls unconscious*
XP
B2th, holy cow! Tell me how you really feel, won’t you?
I could add to your list but I am afraid FB would implode.
It would take alot more than that to implode the FB. A few have tried, none have succeeded.
Leila, my wife just sent me the following e-mail and I thought you would find it funny:
“Just a quick *swearing at Starfish* because ALL DAY I have had the f’-ing Gummi Bear song in my head!!
OK, back to work..I love you.”
LOL!!! You just had to share the “love” with everyone huh? Now, do you have a cure?
Not that I have found. I started singing it in the shower this morning and haven’t got it out of head since.
I have it as a ring-tone on my phone!
The yummi, tummy…gummi bear song as a ringtone?
Yup! But it’s a re-mixed kinda modernized version of it.
there is a lady who does that in my office too. it makes no sense as she diligently (sp.?) brushes her teeth and cleans her lunch dishes……….in the bathroom which also pisses me off. not so much the tooth brushing, but leaving food bits in the sink. eeewe i avoid her an all things she touches
lol
Those girls didn’t even care.
They’re not paid to care. Anpu cares because he’s not paid not to. Lincoln also cares, which is why he put that hole there. To hurt that guy.
But those girls? If it was up to them, the world would be overrun by atheist-Islamo-Communazis…..from Quebec. That’s right. Not just any part of Canada. They come from the French part.
atheist-Islamo?
That defeats the purpose of disbelieving in a god….don’t it?
It’s not as big an oxymoron as Communazis.
It’s Moanday – perfect day to voice a pet peeve or two. One of my biggest as mentioned are people who do not wash their hands after using the facilities. Another one is when someone uses the microwave, spill food and leave it for someone else to clean.
People who take credit for your work
*pushes them into the pitt*
Hey that was my job!
*pushes LEILA into pit*
*climbs out of pit* Do you know what you just did? *zaps Rian with FB taser*
*shocked*
Ow! *stumbles backwards into pit*
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*hands Rian FB pepper spray*
Get her!
*FB pepper sprays LEILA*
Take that!
You are making my mascara run! *immerses head in sink full of water* You will pay when I can see again.
*Pushes into pit while blind*
*Rubs hand together evil-like*
Muahahaha!
*telekeneticly pushes Rian into pit from afar*
*makes invisible mirror barrier around LEILA* now you are safe my great on, oh my awesome and powerful mimosa provider
Ahhhh not again!
*Parachute*
Phew…
Quit screwing with my protege. If I give him FB pepper spray I expect you to allow him to use it. Don’t make me start monologueing about my evil plans….
TY abstract!
Rian is misbehaving badly.
Again??….Or still?
*takes pepper spray turns itinto fogger, places gently in Rian’s sinuses and activates*
*head explodes*
*sweeps the floor and cordons off the area*
*goes to fetch the ShamWows*
Hey BondFan!
*halts jeep*
*salutes*
*drives off*
Wow, I want to be just like him when I grow up daddy!
*fires sniper rifle at BFF’s right front tire*
*Car explodes*
0.0
*rushes over*
Nooo!
Not again…
*prepares for explosion*
You store gas in your tires?
Have you guys seen my body double? I swear he drove off and-
*notices flaming wreckage of car*
Did you guys do this?
The jeep will inevitably crash into a tree first, then explode. It happens daily around here.
*Sniffles*
Y-Your alive!
*taps foot*
Well, is anyone gonna own up to this one? Those jeeps are pretty expensive, you know.
*Looks around*
*Notices Arthur is missing*
It’s Arthur’s fault!!
I knew it! When I get my hands on him I’ll-
Wait a moment. Is that a sniper rifle you’re holding, Brewski? And why are you sweating as your eyes darting back and forth?
You aren’t kidding. I’ll try to be faster next time and get in front of the bullet. Man of steel and all, I should be protecting your body doubles.
If you spill food in the microphone, you’re too close.
O, wait…
Silly!
I believe it’s if you smoke after sex, you’re going to fast
i think you lost an o.
Why thank you.
*claps asasa on back*
If you lose an ‘o’ during sex, your’e doing it wrong.
*reaches up into previous post*
*nudges the apostrophe just a smidge to the left*
I will leave you two alone.
*reaches up into the previous post*
*nudges around for an ‘o’*
OoooOOOOooooo!
Why would they even have a hole on the stage floor for?
In the US it’s an invitation to a major lawsuit. But then, people sue just for the sake of suing here.
I don’t like your tone of voice!
*lawsuit*
Same!
*countersuit*
*hires goons to get rid of evidence*
You have no proof!
I find your avatars offensive!
*sues everyone*
Yes, you heard it right. You are being sued right now.
Okay…be gentle.
*Sues gently*
I find you finding our avatars offensive, offensive. *Sues, grabs the money and runs*
*pulls up in limo*
I will pay you this much not to sue me.
*Hands Pirx bag o’ money*
*takes bag o’ money*
Thank you very much, Rian. I knew I could count on you.
*Glances around suspiciously*
*Shakes Pirxs hand*
No problem.
*Pulls down fedora and walks away*
*videotapes entire Pirx an Rian encounter*
Well…you two are going down.
/SUE!
0.0
*gets plastic surgery*
*Changes name*
*Moves to Russia*
*turns into a basset hound*
…and in other news, Rian has been apprehended by Interpol at Moscow International Airport. He will be brought back to Interpol HQ, and then transferred to FailBlog Centre for further questioning.
*Arrives blindfolded into wherever*
Where am I and who are you!
We are everyone in one. One voice one word one nation, and as always London Prevails.
Whats that noise!
Is that a train! Why is the ground shaking!
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good hono(u)r to meet you and you may call me V.
*hears the 1812 Overture*
You know, BFF, If that’s what you’re hearing, your avatar is about to explode!
Oh no! Everyone, get down! Get dow-
*avatar is obliterated in a fiery ball as fireworks stream into the air*
Ooooh, aaaah.
*Hear Big Ben’s gong sound go sour*
**Hears**
My avatar should show the explosion in action.
Or not. Damn.
*Watches BondFan’s avatar*
*yawns*
*looks at watch*
Alright, who do I see about getting a refund?!
Oooooh! I see it!!!
Sorry, Brewski. Technical difficulties.
What do you see, Ms B?
The Universe! It’s imploding!
It’s hard to tell, since it’s so small, but it looks like it might be Big Ben blowing up?
Is it quite dark in the avatar? Then that’s the one. Yippee, my avatar works!
*jumps for joy and hits ceiling*
OW!
*hands BFF ice pack for head*
Ooh, ta. I think I’ll look at Big Ben to calm myself down.
*looks out of window and sees billowing smoke from Westminster*
Oh yeah. Ooops.
Nice new avatar bff
Hmm. If Ms B, Aja and Emperor can see the new avatar, why can’t I?
*scratches head*
*winces*
I had to go in and delete my browsing history and cookies, then refresh in order to see it.
Oohhh cool, Btw I’m back!
*squeezies and smoochies all around*
‘Night all!
‘Night Ms. B!
Hurrah! My new avatar is working!
I could probably actually be sued for mine. I have no doubt the superman badge is copyrighted.
Uh oh. I have a friend with that badge tattooed on her hip.
*runs and calls a lawyer*
Yes? (in 3 years)
I’d like to sue Fox Broadcasting for putting out TV content unfit for human consumption.
Want to do a class action? Also, can we include MTV? I saw that they are doing a show starring Paris Hilton. Let’s get to work.
Can we just sue the Hilton parents for that ‘lovely’ offspring?
Absolutely. Let’s get this project in the works.
Aren’t you safe as long as you don’t market anything and profit from using the logo or its likeness?
I’m pretty sure that they can sue you to discontinue use of a logo, even if you aren’t making money. If you do many money, then they can sue you for $$$.
Like so…
*sues Leila*
Aaah…the cease and desist clause. You do have have to give warning first, no?
*hires a hot lawyer and countersues Malicite*
*hires a hotter lawyer and counter-countersues*
*Provides Malacite with Pix of LEILA*
*ahem blackmails LEILA*
Hehe take that LEILA
*nods to Rian and slides him several thousand dollars*
Oh, you’re done now Leila…buying weapon’s grade plutonium? Not on my watch.
I am presumed innocent until proven guilty.
I find your avatar absolutely adorable!
None is more adorable than yours. Speaking of which…I think I need to change mine.
I gave you that advice two weeks ago :/
Evil flower eyeball… Sinister you are…sinister.
*fears being sued, goes to Gravatar and changes avatar* What evil flower eyeball?
I dunno…on this comp you are a flower…on the home PC, it is a weird eyeball. I don’t claim to know what I am talking about, I just talk.
I have the same problem I see the flower here and at home I see the evil eye.
You have a split personality Leila…
Well, avatars don’t like Mal.
*sadface*
Aww…It’s true…I thought I heard them talking… *sniff*
(Evening all! I’m out like VCR)
…and by LIKE I mean LIE!
*cry*
CRAP! I didn’t mean to say LIKE … I meant LIE. Soooowy.
Off to my corner I go.
Shame on you, LEILA!
*offers Mal a tissue*
I know Iusuallylurk.
My stupid fingers!!!
*hides from Mal for making him cry and making an ass of herself*
*offers LEILA a cookie*
Nice dive. Even better than Cristiano Ronaldo.
lol,indeed
this one wasn’t any good, no satisfying crunch.
(Clickie)
It’s me! add me!
*adds Rian to big pot of soup*
You’ve been added.
Can’t clickie at work.
Mmm carrots
Mkay!
*tastes soup*
Hmmm, methinks it needs some salt.
*add some salt*
Better?
Thanks Leila!
Butter?
*goes to barn, milks Bessy, churns milk into butter*
There you go.
MOOOOOO
Well I am sorry Bessy, but do you think I enjoy touching your nasty udders and squirting milk out of them? If you dont’ like it, go ahead and milk yourself!!! *throws bucket at Bessy and goes to live in the city*
*angry Bessy kicks lantern*
*fire spreads to barn*
Oh dear.
*eerie music plays in the background*
So now the truth comes out …
Oh wait, we already knew that didn’t we?
“Dangit were in a tight spot!”
I’m baaaacccckkk!
*butters nice crusty bread to dip in soup*
This butter is delicious. I’m sorry that cow gave you so much troube.
Nice new avatar, btw.
nah… failblog fails this time.. he is famous comedian Jan Kraus … and this was fake … :p
I was hoping it would be Jan Kruis, author of “Jan, Jans en de Kinderen.”
I was hoping it would be my boss.
while the fall may be faked i think we can all agree that fake women on swings while an audience applauds is just ridiculous and would never happen in real life.
Bye everyone!
*waves*
Bye *waves and falls into pit*
*sues Rian for inappropriate waving*
*bangs gavel*
Lawsuit denied!
Bye!
*waves*
You could really say that he has the floor in that show.
Or not.
I guess it’s appropriate that the fail was powered by the edge.
I saw that. U2?
These was no rattle and hum, tho.
this video is WIN, NOT FAIL, the guy who failed is 1 of best comedy artists from czech republic… this happend at miss 2009 at slovakia and it WAS PLANNED… Jan Kraus is his name and he is real genius.
sure and live in mars
use google translate and look on slovak webs.. even on youtube you can find *extended version of this vid.
afaik, it was not planned, you can find images with his injured knee in some slovak magazines
This has tickled my soul. My day was going pretty rough until I saw this video. Oh, its still going be rough, but it just got slightly better lol
Hey, anyone still around?
I am. The comment count is soooo close. I wonder if it’ll stop at 599.
It apparently will not.
Ha Ha Ha… floor win.
Did he die?
Rian! RIAN! I have one for you to kill! Do you have your “troll alert” pager turned off again? Damnit son, get it in gear….
Do you wanna buy a anti troll shotgun?
Nah, that’s what we have Rian for. I prefer to delegate things like that. You can take this one out if you’re feeling frisky and that thing is loaded.
*Opens closet*
*Grabs sword*
*sigh*
*Charges Cooldude101*
*Slashes into three!*
There ya go Jimbo!
Hey guys I changed my name I think it suits me.
no one but me noticed you down here…
i’m noticing myself now…
wow dude! you’re awesome!
how?
you’re making this random guy important by putting a bunch of comments under him!
yeah, but i’m the same guy as the other commenters.
no one cares.
crap, i was supposed to reply.
{= \
no one will notice us…I MEAN ME. crap.
will i get in trouble? i think i’m spamming…
i love the post button… especially the noise.
*AHEM* Having fun down here?today’s fail brought to you by Jan Krauss
I thought Fail Blog agreed there will be no more intro ads?
He was practicing for muff diving.
Oh those wacky Poles!
Facts:
1: Slovak TV-show
2: Czech presenter
3: PLANNED
4: No Poles were harmed during the making of this show.
DID he die?!!!!!
Depends on your religious point of view.
pwnd!
was he still pwned by gravity if it was staged? i mean if there isnt a trampoline down there, gravity wins!
Now that is really hard times….
test
black hole win
I like how that blonde just keep swinging…
Aww shit, someone threw a dick in the gears.
haha, i love how everyone stopped clapping when he fell in.
they were waiting for the sound of a breaking hip
This video is the choice of Miss Slovakia 2009. Incident on video that is not coincidence. Everything was prepared in advance.
Its from slovak television:D
One small step for man, one giant fail for mankind.
Wonder how deep it was.
LOLOLL!!!!!!
HAHA that’s from Slovakia in tv Markiza that’s bigest Fail i’ve seen on TV so far in here