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Lol.
lol your response is so intelligent Soulcrun
lol your response is so intelligent Futasay
lol your response is actually intelligent Puddi
lol your response is Puddi smart mega
none of the above
i sometimes pick at my toenails.
Troll alert
lol your response started out ok, but went on for too long, and the end was so predictable. 6/10
I give it a 7/10, you can dance to it.
Good to know trolls are adept at the ten point rating system but if I asked you to go to the mall would you buy me a cinnabon or just troll around looking at beautiful young ladies?
I vote ladies. Get your own cinnabon.
Create your brute by going to keltai2.mybrute.com and fight miilions of players from all over the world
I’m on it! *retrieves a katana*
um…. i know im a noob for saying but what do you mean by troll alert
me too
Look at all the trolls
)
*claps happily*
(Oh and hi everybody
hi!
*squeeze*
Hello!
*squeeze*
“lol” intelligent respone.
“LMAO” would be a more intelligent response… it has more letters…
And THAT’s what you do when you have clicked Reload a gazillion times seconds before the new fail, managed to click the “No comment” section first, have nothing witty to say as you didn’t understand or bothered to look at the pic / video but still want to be first, then post the first thing you assume will fit. And make sure it would be shorter than 4 characters.
Really, this is just screaming “first” all over the place.
JasonK. Always mad.
(tm) ??
now THATS a lot of letters
wow ur first and all u can say is lol? wtf soulcrun?
closest i ever got to being first and i fail
fail win
lol, that makes no sense.
It's an oxymoron, like Jumbo Shrimp.or Microsoft Works
Haha! Indeed a very accurate example of an oxymoron. xD
It’s a fail because he failed to be first and it’s a win for the rest of us?
Er, explain that in English please.
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE
Clearly, the owner has the ability to teleport small objects and only wants to sell to people with similar talents.
Only those adept at breaking into vehicles can get this person’s info!
Only those adept at breaking into vehicles can get this person’s ride!
Or he didn’t want anyone stealing his phone number!!
Good to know trolls are concerned about identity theft but if I you got an email about how microsoft will send you two hundred dollars would you send it on to five other trolls?
or he just fails in life
or he just nails his wife
or he just sails through strife *shrugs*
he eats snails and tripe *gags*
(G’mornin’ DrB and POB *squeezers*)
He sends mail and gripe(s)?
he just hales the hype *employs marketer*
(G’day ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ ~ you’ve found your One? *squeeze!*)
His whales are light.
(Good morning, all! *group squeeze)
Dammit, ran out of *’s again.
*reloads*
Heeeey…careful where you point that thing, Lonestar!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let’s see how well you use it.
Hey, its good to know a troll can have a swartz but if massage your sexy troll back can I have some of your delicious chocolate covered cookies?
Channel your inner Mel Brooks, Grasshopper
Who is this Mongo, anyway?
He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet… I find you strangely attractive.
Ooooh! I got a g’mornin’ squeezers! How rude of me not to return the gesture!
*g’mornin’ squeezers one swell foop*
Hey POB…I haven’t had a chance to say “hi” since the laptop troubles, so…
*squeeze*
Criss Angel would buy that.
For a dollar?
Nice to see trolls can suggest prices but if you get exposed to the how much would you then pay to avoid turning to stone? eh?
Yeah, kinda got old after the second one.
One-trick ponies…just jackasses with delusions of grandeur.
At least it hasn’t broken its own protocol.
*puling*
*SNORK!*
Speaking of…I do not believe we will be troubled by our recent troll infestations anymore.
Oh…and Emily sends a big “DOT ORG!” to you all.
Thanks so much, Emily! Oooh! You’re developing nice definition in your arms from throwing those lightning bolts.
I love Emily.
Interesting to see trolls love Emily, but does Emily go troll?
*DOT ORG* right back atcha, Emily, my dear! You make our world such a pleasant place! Cookies to you ! ! !
You now qualify to take part in one of I Can Has Cheezburger partner’s market research panels! [TWANG]
This Marty guy is getting somewhat annoying.
It’s not fair to call this a fail. Obviously the owner is mentally retarded, given that they bought a Voyager in the first place. We shouldn’t be laughing at clinically retarded people.
That’s why I’m not laughing at you.
This made me chuckle a bit.its good to make a troll chuckle, but if I answer three questions will you let me cross under your bridge?
Why are you calling everybody trolls?
He/she is in denial. Thus, he/she is calling everybody else something that he/she is.
Its good to know trolls can be in denial but can I? No, I don’t think so.
It probably got its ego bruised on a previous fail.
Probably…though I don’t remember seeing this particular one before.
I’m just imitating the behavior the cool fail commenters, which is, call everyone you don’t know a troll.
Oops, it’s a Pontiac. Still looks like a fail car. They should have got an eco-friendly car, like that hummer from a while back
Oh yeah, that’s another oxymoron. The hybrid hummer.
Is that like axemurderer babysitter?
More like an intelligent troll
i’d say it’s a double fail: 1) the retarded owner, and 2) the photographer – getting close to a minivan for sale.
*ducks low to avoid the troll-guy, Mcfly*
I CANNOT believe this…
*grabs VanMAN by the shoulders and slaps him back and forth*
Stand up and fight him like the MAN you are!
Last!
ur an idiot
Actually, from the time he posted, he was last in viewing order, so you’re the idiot.
I believe there may be more then one
hi.
low.
behind.
infrontof.
underneath.
beside
inside O.o
outside.
upsidedown.
Boy you turned me…
Insideout… (clicky!)
Not necessary. This earworm is already nesting in my brain after I wrote it.
Then I’ll just finish it…
And round and round.
Sorry to hear trolls can get earworms but scholars are baffled, what is the norse myth equivelent of an earworm?
AHHHHH!!! NO!!! Stop it!!
That was actually for the brainworm… I managed to find an antidote n the meantime, if anyone’s interested:
Climbing up on Solsbury hill
I could see the city light
Wind was blowing, time stood still
Eagle flew out of the night
Oooh, I like that one. Thanks, fluffy!
I’m dating myself, but I saw a few Peter Gabriel performances in small venues back in the 80s.
You…you’re dating yourself???
*sob!*
And I thought I was enough for you! :p
Hee! At least I wasn’t pruning myself!
You know that you’re all I can handle.
*cups rose hips*
Oooh, and you handle me SO well…!
Outsidein.
in’n'out o.O
on’n'off O.O
often on O.O
oft’anon o.o
♫ over, under, sideways, through… ♫
what’s a guy like me to do?
harder, better, faster, stronger
buy it
use it
break it
fix it
thrash it
change it
melt, upragde it…technologic…technologic
beneath
atop
aside
on top of, trying to flatten with strong pushes.
astride
astroglide
salamihide
calamitide?
bona fide?
boner ride?
seek and hide?
“Vehicle comes in perfect order…except for broken driver’s side window”.
that guy had an abusive childhood. He is stuck in a paradox wherehe want to sell his car, andd between keeping it…. finding middle ground is key, lol
So, the owner is torn…
*applause*
…and works out a lot. I hear he’s ripped!
(*POUNCE!!!*)
Maybe he’s renting, not selling.
(*ADHERES!*)
In case of flyer, BREAK GLASS!
This made me LOL.
ShamWow?
Does LOL mean something I’m not aware of?
Lords Of Lettuce?
NO! Libyan Olives Laughing.
Little Old Ladies. Awwwww.
Hey! I’m not that old! Um… I mean Lurking Over Linoleum?
Lager Over Liver
Looming Over Lilliputians
Lusting over Liverpudlians
Least Overweight Lass.
Leaking Octopus Legs
Large Orange Lollipop
Lazy Old Loser
Licks-open labia (god, I hope this gets moderated).
Lead Onward Lucifer (deserves after that ^
)
Lumps of Limburger.
Lover of Language.
*Bows*
Thanks, I have my moments.
Surprised to know that trolls possess moments but is it also true that meat and beer is a troll’s favorite meal?
You’re a troll.
Nice to see trolls mispell “I am”.
A classic!
Your kind of odyssey?
Why could it be that the carpark light is on, I wonder?
Did I leave that thing on again!?!?! Now, let me see … which switch is it, witch?
Meh. *prefers the lights on*
Oh, a warlock isn’t good enough, eh? You would have thought with all the contributions made to the Pagan Society the other day that warlocks would be appreciated around here, but nooooooo…
Meh, I don’t get it this one, I can’t read those letters =0
I will assume you’re serious…
The fail is that the car owner put that sign on the INSIDE of the car. He has little tear-off tabs on the bottom of the flyer, but you can’t reach those cuz they’re inside.
Unless you’re magically adept, of course.
Well I couldn’t work it out. I could see tears in the flyer but I have never seen people put tear off tabs on such things so it meant nothing at all. And to anyone wanting to make a comment about stupid Americans, I’m not. Either.
It would’ve been perfectly fine if he/she hadn’t put the tear-off strips on the bottom.
americans r very very stupid ppl
I don’t know any stupid Americans. Perhaps you could be more choosey with your friends
I wonder what his name means…
Five-gazzilionth Trolling Wacko?
(hi AE! *hug*)
Hello! *squeeze*
Yeah, something like that. The “stupid Americans!!!”-trolls are a particularly boring subspecies of the troll family.
Amen.
Are you American? Don’t remember if you’ve ever revealed your whereabouts.
Yes, I am. And haved lived in Las Vegas, of all places, for many years.
ooooooooooops! I think I just illustrated his/her awful comment. *name change fail*
You are whatif? You know, after some unpleasant events in the past it isn’t very… popular to have several IDs here, without having it publicly known. Just so you know. *squeeze*
There’s already a whatif? I really didn’t know. Now, I’m really
Proud American here as well!
*waves Stars and Stripes*
No, the name doesn’t matter. It’s just that some people here had several IDs, but didn’t tell anyone that they had. That led to problems, misunderstandings, infights and dislike between people who previously liked eachother. Since then many here think it’s best if every regular stays with his/her name – or makes it known that another identity is him/her, too.
Uh, oh.What, you have another, too?
No, Dragongirl, I don’t. Only ever been “foop.” (See below)
Ooh, I’m sorry. I lived there myself for fifteen long, miserable years. How old were you when you escaped -I mean- moved away from there?
I wanted to add something ^ way up near top without breaking the symmetry of the Failblog-issued avatars in the thread, so used a ‘cloaking device.’ Then, neglected to take it out back and burn it. *sigh* *won’t try THAT again*
*whispers* it was the clicky on the cloaking device!
I really need to bear in mind what a pee-poor poker player I am…this is mortifying. Is there a place of Failblog absolution?
No harm, no foul!
*SQUEEZE*
There have been “issues” in the past with people using multiple ID’s to attack then defend regulars on here.
Oops. Should have scrolled before I wrote.
Enough, now. Fear not, your card playing has rigour!
Thanks everyone, for being so kind. For someone who usually gets nicked “goody two shoes,” this was a dabble on the dark side that should make it to the Failblog front page. NEVER interact with a troll, lest you end up looking exactly like one. Thank you Arthur, for using tender words when you explained. So, my friends, before I do s.t.f.u. – I’ve only been foop (’til this *headdesk* day) – (well, foop and then the swelling thing happened)
but if you’ll have me, I’d truly like to stay and play.
It’s all those evil cookies you’ve been eating.
You should most certainly stick around!
No worries, foop…! Of course you must stay and play. We like you.
*squeeze*
Thanks again, DW, and all. I do love this place and adore (most of) the people who hang out here.
*does the snoopy dance of joy*
*wipes silly little tear from cheek*
and *bigsqueezes right back*
I’m pretty sure “piss” is allowed if it’s immediately followed by “poor”. Not sure about “on me”, but “poor” ought to be fine.
Oh, so you’ve never tried that, then?
I have, but copious amounts of alcoholic beverages were involved.
A golden shower? Not on purpose. There was one time when she was really excited, but that doesn’t count.
I kept hearing little baby laughter from “SUPER TROOPERS” as I read that.
Free The Weirdos?
what the ??
*hangs head*
nesting fail… move along – nothing to see here…
*slips quietly to the corner*
*trousers quietly to the corner*
No vesting fail, let sleeve it there!
.
First Time Woman
Pleased to see trolls can allow sleeves to improperly it. Do other trolls let scarf that when?
*sends Marty to the corner for trying hard – and failing*
*appoints 3hearthens to the corn effort trying hardened failing*
Whew!
*is glad 3hearthens was appointed instead of me*
^ TYPING NINJA
I think the real fail is that they put a picture of the car…
Hehehe! Good observation!
lol so true…
Makes me wonder if the had a “For Sale By Owner” sign meant for the window that they ended up posting on some bulletin board.
Wouldn’t it be the other way around?
Erm… Perhaps it was just advertising it like a poster? Retards….
If it was just a poster, it would not have the pre-cut, tear away phone numbers to contact the seller. Think before you type please, and carefull with that “R” word…many people find it extremely offensive. Thanks.
Lol it’s your mini-van isn’t it? You thought it was a good idea to put a flyer on the inside of your vehicle, and now you’re mad at us.
they could just take down the number….
on a piece of paper
or into a cell…
What about making a flyer with those little pre-cut, tear-away phone numbers, so interested buyers could quite easily just tear one offf……….uh, wait a sec’, maybe I better look at that picture again.
*brb*
ooooOOOOoooOOooOoooh! *nevermind*
on the back of their hand
Or on their arm, although I don’t know what kind of crazy phone number 28d6h42m12s is.
or the back of their head!
That is so mean and clever at the same time.
Yeah, you should see the brothel that guy owns!
I wish I understood it, but I don’t.<:(
Not much I can say on this one, it kinda looks like something I’d do, in a momentary lapse of reason.
I’d need an axe to get in, Eugene!
You can axe all you want, it still doesn’t mean your getting in.
That’s what she said.
“Heeeere’s Johnny!!”
thats what HE said
Redrum! Redrum!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
And apparently I can’t type my damn email address correctly.
*bukkit*
That’s what he said.
*and so, they abandon the Pink Floyd references…*
The Pink Floyd references drifted for several years after abandonment, finally settling in Yuma, Arizona and opening a milkbar/deli/tire shop/tattoo studio and marrying the town drunk’s secretary.
We don’t need no education!
double negatives durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
All I know is you’re just another brick in the wall!
Hey! Teachah! Leave those kids alone!
How can you get any pudding if you dont eat your meat!?!?!?
o.O
C-C-Come back. Kneee! C-C-Come back. Kneee!
So close….and yet so far away
thats what she said
Is there another joke in your repertoire?
A smiley face walks into a bar….
*sits down to listen*
The only joke that I’ve ever told that would have lead to the listener sitting down to listen to it was The Pink Joke.
Tell it!
FailBlog’s not letting me. I think they might have a comment length limit or something, because I don’t think any of the words in the joke would have triggered their censor filter.
Ok, I’ve posted the Pink Joke as a blog entry on my MySpace page. Clickie, away!
*roffle*
Loved the joke!
…and says “Ouch!”
Good morning, Arthur. How’s life?
Afternoon X! All is good, thank you. Having an extra-long weekend, yay! How are you?
This is my weekend off, so I’m ecstatic. I only get one a month.
What? But then you’re having some days off during the week, I presume?
I work a swing shift with a two day rotation. Two Midnight-8am shifts, then two 8am-4pm shifts, then two 4pm-midnightshifts, then two days off. Whatever we wrok on Saturday we work on Sunday and Monday, too. Very confusing.
That must be unpleasant to get your sleeping rhytm adjusted. I worked at night for a couple of years and that had impact on my studies.
*rhythm
*method?
*acting?
*crazy?
*train?
*wreck?
*age?
*old?
*young?
*sigh*
*moves Rian aside*
*timer?
Oh I get it…
*walks away trying to think of one for timer*
?egg*
I thought that but wouldn’t it go before timer?
1. Look carefully at the Admiral’s response.
2. Stop interrupting the runs with stream-of-consciousness thoughts. Just go with it, and don’t post unless you plan to participate.
3. *plant?
*er’s wart?
*trees?
(Ok! geez, I’m trying to figure it out.)
*hog?
*ing the phone?
s*x
*wash?
*ed?
*board?
*ing school?
*walk?
*walk?
*ing home?
I haven’t had a sleep rhythm in three years, but it does let me get things done during the week that I woudln’t normally be able to.
Times like these Car Jack is the best solution.
What about Car Jill?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.
*passes paper bag to Gleb*
(Please no lolz all over the floor)
Say Gleb, you didn’t by any chance graduate from UCSB did you?
People don’t need to cut the slips, they can just save them on their cell phones. therefore having more people see the number.. so its actually a win..
…except the strips are there for tearing off and taking with… advertising fail, and certainly a planning fail!
Then it would be a fail that they pre-cutted the number and didn’t just write it once. They wanted people to get the little pieces of paper, but failed. It’s a fail.
But they wanted more people to see the number, that’s why they wrote it multiple time on the bottom of the flyer.
*smashes van window*
*takes number*
*loves a self-fulfilling prophecy!*
I think you’ve got their number, No I’m Doesn’t!!
Are they any humbler?
I think that the major fail is printing a photo of the car
So… it’s a fail? Or a win? Make up your mind, goddammit!
I think this was already stated by Harm about an hour and 15 mins ago…
Hi. Welcome to the bottom of the comments section. Here you’ll find people making the same comment somebody else made earlier, and then never leaving a comment ever again.
So that’s what this section is for. Now it all makes perfect sense!
Isn’t perfect sense a distant cousin to common sense? Or am I thinking of nonsense? *pretty sure I’m typing nonsense…* *ahem* Carry on!
Well that’s it for me, everyone! Tune in tomorrow when we’ll have Carrot Top giving Joycelin Elder a sponge bath, and more Stupid Pet Tricks!
I’ll watch it. Bye!
Carrot Top? *shudders*
Carrot Top is the alien, and the “stupid pet tricks” are actually the animals instinctual reactions to the alien life form. As usual, Mulder figures it out early on, but Scully remains skeptical for most of the episode.
*whispers* yes, but, how do you explain Joycelin Elder? I would have assumed that the alien, wanting to remain unnoticed, would have chosen a perhaps more *ahem* manly candidate for the sponge bath.
That particular species of alien has an affinity for Joycelin Elder that rivals the Germans’ affinity for David Hasselhoff.
assbutt
Life is hard for those Mountain Asses during the mating season.
You mean the during butt rutt?
Dammit let me try that again. You mean during the butt rutt? Crap, kinda not funny anymore. *blushes*
Exactly
(and, crap is almost always funny hehe).
RIIIIIIIIIIIICooooolaaaaaaa~~~!!!!
I guess he didn’t want to sell the car.
Actually, he did want to sell the car, he just didn’t want anyone to tear up his nice flyer, you see? Hence, he carefully placed it behind that protective glass, preserving it for all time.
Yup. I think I get it…you’re meant to write it on the side mirror with lipstick, then sovenier the mirror?!?
“Marcus: Never have i cheerished a sovenier o much in my life. avalancheboy: the best souvoneirs ive got from parks are the on-ride photos
aray213: One of the best and cheapist soveniers you can get is a shot glass.
NC Coasterman: Does getting a Hickey from a girl while
riding the Octopus at Busch Gardens in 1984
count as a souvenier? (doublespace) true story!”
*souvenirs the correct spelling*
I told those kids to put the flyer on the outside of the window. Razzaflabbin’ kids never listen…
*whistles innocently*
Apparently no one wants it.MOMEEEE!!! I WANNNNNNTTT IITTTTTT!
*tastes fruit*
mmm… fruity
tsk. I got juice on my chin. I’m such a grub
tsk. I got fruit in my gin. I’m such a lush
tsk. I got fresh on a whim. I’m such a hussy
Do want.
Why is there a picture of the car on the flyer? Double fail?
Maybe it was just one of the many flyers printed and posted elsewhere. *shrug*
David Blaine’s car?
…and for his next magic trick (or as a normal person would call it, “stunt”) — Mr. Blaine will spend 30 days inside a minivan with a yuppie family of four — the recently unemployed stockbroker “dad”, the soccer “mom” on the cell phone, and the two screaming fashion accessories (kids) who never get enough attention because they were only real purpose is to look good in family photos.
You know, I almost can’t help but wonder if he halfway did this on purpose. Suppose he printed the flyer, and realized he forgot to put the phone number on the part that you don’t tear away, and so he put it inside so people would just write it down instead of tearing off the pieces?
Of course, I dunno if you can tell that in the picture. I’m at work and this monitor is reeeeeally old, and so the picture quality isn’t great… hehe.
Hey, I would like one… I just can’t seem to take an info sheet. I can’t rip off one of those tidbits.
Eh, just take the whole van, then you’ve got it covered.
Just take a picture…
Musta been taking too much of the new iPhone app iSnort
-
Add a facepalm to that.
Add a faceplant to that.
What do uSnort?
epic idiot
The owner of the vehicle is evidently a pedophile. Notice the object in the bottom-left corner.
red arrow pointing out the obvious FAIL
1. Break the window
2. Take the coupon
3. Throw it away: they are asking too much for a car with a window broken!
I didn’t know Bush had a mini-van for sale, huh, learn something new everyday!
Yep, still funny. Still relevant.
Hot girls doing 69 for 25 minutes straight!!
how do you get a vid in the comment?is it html?
dubble fail xD picture of car when you see the car xD
FYI people, the photo is probably there to show that it is that car for sale, not another one. And I’m pretty sure it’s just a poster. And unless there’s evidence to prove me wrong then you won’t convince. Let God smite all you fools down.
firefox compatibility fail
furnaces are hot
Sure this wasn’t set up? Lol
They didn’t want the papers to fly away see?
So, do I have to break the window to get phone number? Oops!
Win!! =D
ohh such a fail XD
Ha Ha
TEEHEE
oh wow. that guy’s a real idiot with the flyer… it just goes to show that the world is getting more retarded each day… *sigh*
“We fail you to buy it!”
Hahahaha, why post a picture of it on the car?