Comments on: Stolen Groceries Fail http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:43:12 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Alias http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-713720 Alias Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:00:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-713720 In Soviet Russia you never had a mind. kaBOOM! Postbomb. In Soviet Russia you never had a mind.

kaBOOM! Postbomb.

]]> By: Alias http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-713710 Alias Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:55:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-713710 *beets up DrB* A SALT AND BUTTERY! A SALT AND BUTTERY! (assault and battery) *beets up DrB*

A SALT AND BUTTERY! A SALT AND BUTTERY! (assault and battery)

]]> By: Alias http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-713704 Alias Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:51:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-713704 Or pudding. Either one. Or pudding. Either one.

]]> By: Alias http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-713701 Alias Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:49:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-713701 Well, it's not like were egging these yolks on, or anything. They sure do hit my soft-boiled spot and make me crack up. Well, it’s not like were egging these yolks on, or anything. They sure do hit my soft-boiled spot and make me crack up.

]]> By: perplexdmime http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-513929 perplexdmime Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:10:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-513929 fail. fail.

]]> By: Larry David http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-501198 Larry David Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:07:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-501198 "Beloved aunt" “Beloved aunt”

]]> By: Private_Danza http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-493564 Private_Danza Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:20:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-493564 Or he stole a viciously sharp mango. Quite a deadly weapon in the right hands. Or he stole a viciously sharp mango.
Quite a deadly weapon in the right hands.

]]> By: lol http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-490096 lol Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:27:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-490096 but i like hummus *transforms into ZOHAN" but i like hummus

*transforms into ZOHAN”

]]> By: Elbo http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-481126 Elbo Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:40:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-481126 "A crime of great magnitude was committed here. A young man committed stolen groceries with a knife..." lol “A crime of great magnitude was committed here. A young man committed stolen groceries with a knife…” lol

]]> By: nojo191 http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-447300 nojo191 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:55:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-447300 nice name nice name

]]> By: marnie http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-447124 marnie Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:51:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-447124 EPIC THREAD EPIC THREAD

]]> By: justastranger http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-445629 justastranger Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:54:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-445629 I think what he meant to say was cheese. I think what he meant to say was cheese.

]]> By: hyper http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-445155 hyper Sun, 31 May 2009 20:47:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-445155 i am not comprehending how someone can misspell homocide for stolen groceries. somebody really needs to re-learn spelling... i am not comprehending how someone can misspell homocide for stolen groceries.
somebody really needs to re-learn spelling…

]]> By: Jack http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-444505 Jack Sun, 31 May 2009 03:18:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-444505 How could you mispell it like that? How could you mispell it like that?

]]> By: adam753 http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-444421 adam753 Sun, 31 May 2009 01:20:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-444421 Epic. Epic.

]]> By: Bakung16 http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-444380 Bakung16 Sun, 31 May 2009 00:03:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-444380 sleepy when wet don't brother me sleepy when wet
don’t brother me

]]> By: Allicks http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-444030 Allicks Sat, 30 May 2009 15:46:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-444030 I've spawned impossibly bad egg jokes. I apologise. I’ve spawned impossibly bad egg jokes. I apologise.

]]> By: ANON http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-443980 ANON Sat, 30 May 2009 14:39:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-443980 wow this isnt very punny yes i just broke that one out wow this isnt very punny
yes i just broke that one out

]]> By: fluffy DOT ORG! http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-443572 fluffy DOT ORG! Sat, 30 May 2009 01:23:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-443572 That's just silly. That’s just silly.

]]> By: watashi http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-443501 watashi Fri, 29 May 2009 22:44:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-443501 Stop making fun of them! Doesn't everyone get those two confused? Stop making fun of them! Doesn’t everyone get those two confused?

]]> By: Elina http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-443440 Elina Fri, 29 May 2009 22:04:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-443440 I just wanted to post something and I didn't knew if I could get the first post...so I just wrote something I just wanted to post something
and I didn’t knew if I could get the first post…so I just wrote something

]]> By: Riyylen http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-443252 Riyylen Fri, 29 May 2009 20:40:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-443252 in soviet russia, nuts steal you! in soviet russia, nuts steal you!

]]> By: markm http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442947 markm Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442947 Revenge of the Pilfered Tomatos! Revenge of the Pilfered Tomatos!

]]> By: RiderLeangle http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442465 RiderLeangle Fri, 29 May 2009 16:51:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442465 Well it was both, he stole the carrot and peeler and turned it into a knife to stab this person with. Well it was both, he stole the carrot and peeler and turned it into a knife to stab this person with.

]]> By: 5 eagles http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442408 5 eagles Fri, 29 May 2009 16:23:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442408 I don't get how they could of substituted stolen groceries for homicide.? I don’t get how they could of substituted stolen groceries for homicide.?

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442373 ZombieApocalypse Fri, 29 May 2009 16:06:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442373 Stolen groceries, homicide ... same thing. Stolen groceries, homicide … same thing.

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442370 ZombieApocalypse Fri, 29 May 2009 16:05:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442370 Kenny is the same as he ever was. It's just that, now, he's more like ...a tomato. Kenny is the same as he ever was. It’s just that, now, he’s more like …a tomato.

]]> By: E. Coli http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442366 E. Coli Fri, 29 May 2009 16:04:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442366 i think the groceries thief / murderer needs a profile. his name is Basil. i think the groceries thief / murderer needs a profile.
his name is Basil.

]]> By: E. Coli http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442354 E. Coli Fri, 29 May 2009 16:01:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442354 that's just nuts that’s just nuts

]]> By: E. Coli http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442350 E. Coli Fri, 29 May 2009 16:00:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442350 me thinks it's esoterrine me thinks it’s esoterrine

]]> By: E. Coli http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442341 E. Coli Fri, 29 May 2009 15:57:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442341 be careful, he could be the hommusidal maniac be careful, he could be the hommusidal maniac

]]> By: Roadguy2 http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442152 Roadguy2 Fri, 29 May 2009 14:46:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442152 No, to eat Or not to eat, that is the question. No, to eat
Or not to eat, that is the question.

]]> By: technicolor http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-442139 technicolor Fri, 29 May 2009 14:43:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-442139 To Peel or not to Peel That is the question To Peel or not to Peel
That is the question

]]> By: arimareiji http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441883 arimareiji Fri, 29 May 2009 13:44:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441883 No, hummuside. No, hummuside.

]]> By: gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441858 gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ Fri, 29 May 2009 13:37:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441858 *squeeze* :D *squeeze*
:D

]]> By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441854 ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ Fri, 29 May 2009 13:34:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441854 Either too much or too little medication? (G'morning C and GV :) *squeezes*) Either too much or too little medication? (G’morning C and GV :) *squeezes*)

]]> By: Wandering Ex-troll with a bit of knowledge and a troll magnet about to blow http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441822 Wandering Ex-troll with a bit of knowledge and a troll magnet about to blow Fri, 29 May 2009 13:24:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441822 BFF, the control group is the one not having anything changed from normal; in this case, not drinking. And @ all the heavy drinkers, please fail responsibly. BFF, the control group is the one not having anything changed from normal; in this case, not drinking.
And @ all the heavy drinkers, please fail responsibly.

]]> By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441783 ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ Fri, 29 May 2009 13:10:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441783 Mango, P.I. Mango, P.I.

]]> By: whatif http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441775 whatif Fri, 29 May 2009 13:08:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441775 Shell, yeah!! That's it, eggsackly! Shell, yeah!! That’s it, eggsackly!

]]> By: gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441764 gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ Fri, 29 May 2009 13:04:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441764 Where in the nine hells did <i>that</i> little tantrum come from? Where in the nine hells did that little tantrum come from?

]]> By: Allicks http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441753 Allicks Fri, 29 May 2009 12:59:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441753 You said: '*arrives in grocery shop* Ha, my darling peas! Wait, what did I say?' You said:
‘*arrives in grocery shop*
Ha, my darling peas!
Wait, what did I say?’

]]> By: The Morkin http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441744 The Morkin Fri, 29 May 2009 12:56:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441744 Don't worry Arthur, I drink on occasion and act like a giddy fool. Much unlike the cool, calm, collected and professional face I put on for FB. Don’t worry Arthur, I drink on occasion and act like a giddy fool. Much unlike the cool, calm, collected and professional face I put on for FB.

]]> By: Private_Danza http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441727 Private_Danza Fri, 29 May 2009 12:47:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441727 To Kill a Broccoli To Kill a Broccoli

]]> By: czuhc http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441704 czuhc Fri, 29 May 2009 12:36:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441704 Follow my advice and take this projection problem to your therapist. And your spelling problem to a typist. Follow my advice and take this projection problem to your therapist. And your spelling problem to a typist.

]]> By: Vintage.t http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441682 Vintage.t Fri, 29 May 2009 12:20:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441682 or right or right

]]> By: c0nzo http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441673 c0nzo Fri, 29 May 2009 12:12:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441673 eggs! eggs!

]]> By: armanrules http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441654 armanrules Fri, 29 May 2009 11:46:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441654 in soviet russia mind nevers you. in soviet russia mind nevers you.

]]> By: Allicks http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441598 Allicks Fri, 29 May 2009 11:16:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441598 These jokes are still quite meaty, but we must stop before the yolk gets killed These jokes are still quite meaty, but we must stop before the yolk gets killed

]]> By: Private_Danza http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441572 Private_Danza Fri, 29 May 2009 11:02:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441572 That's one small step for man, one giant leek for mankind That’s one small step for man, one giant leek for mankind

]]> By: Private_Danza http://failblog.org/2009/05/29/stolen-groceries-fail/#comment-441570 Private_Danza Fri, 29 May 2009 10:53:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18863#comment-441570 It was about that woman that Artie choked. It was about that woman that Artie choked.

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