Comments on: Stolen Groceries Fail

By: Running fox

Running fox — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 03:32:57 +0000

they still lost their life

By: Athenacat3

Athenacat3 — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 19:21:50 +0000

easy typo to make,isnt it?

By: LordXeras

LordXeras — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:41:44 +0000

Did they take the guy into custardy?

By: LordXeras

LordXeras — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:40:43 +0000

Did they take him into custardy?

By: protection asset

protection asset — Tue, 25 May 2010 22:18:04 +0000

hmm, hard to confuse the two.

By: Alias

Alias — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:00:14 +0000

In Soviet Russia you never had a mind.

kaBOOM! Postbomb.

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:55:58 +0000

*beets up DrB*

A SALT AND BUTTERY! A SALT AND BUTTERY! (assault and battery)

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:51:44 +0000

Or pudding. Either one.

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:49:59 +0000

Well, it’s not like were egging these yolks on, or anything. They sure do hit my soft-boiled spot and make me crack up.

By: perplexdmime

perplexdmime — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:10:31 +0000

fail.

By: Larry David

Larry David — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:07:41 +0000

“Beloved aunt”

By: Private_Danza

Private_Danza — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:20:16 +0000

Or he stole a viciously sharp mango.
Quite a deadly weapon in the right hands.

By: lol

lol — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:27:51 +0000

but i like hummus

*transforms into ZOHAN”

By: Elbo

Elbo — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:40:52 +0000

“A crime of great magnitude was committed here. A young man committed stolen groceries with a knife…” lol

By: nojo191

nojo191 — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:55:41 +0000

nice name

By: marnie

marnie — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:51:43 +0000

EPIC THREAD

By: justastranger

justastranger — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:54:10 +0000

I think what he meant to say was cheese.

By: hyper

hyper — Sun, 31 May 2009 20:47:17 +0000

i am not comprehending how someone can misspell homocide for stolen groceries.
somebody really needs to re-learn spelling…

By: Jack

Jack — Sun, 31 May 2009 03:18:59 +0000

How could you mispell it like that?

By: adam753

adam753 — Sun, 31 May 2009 01:20:26 +0000

Epic.

By: Bakung16

Bakung16 — Sun, 31 May 2009 00:03:10 +0000

sleepy when wet
don’t brother me

By: Allicks

Allicks — Sat, 30 May 2009 15:46:23 +0000

I’ve spawned impossibly bad egg jokes. I apologise.

By: ANON

ANON — Sat, 30 May 2009 14:39:18 +0000

wow this isnt very punny
yes i just broke that one out

By: fluffy DOT ORG!

fluffy DOT ORG! — Sat, 30 May 2009 01:23:40 +0000

That’s just silly.

By: watashi

watashi — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:44:42 +0000

Stop making fun of them! Doesn’t everyone get those two confused?

By: Elina

Elina — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:04:59 +0000

I just wanted to post something
and I didn’t knew if I could get the first post…so I just wrote something

By: Riyylen

Riyylen — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:40:34 +0000

in soviet russia, nuts steal you!

By: markm

markm — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:09 +0000

Revenge of the Pilfered Tomatos!

By: RiderLeangle

RiderLeangle — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:51:52 +0000

Well it was both, he stole the carrot and peeler and turned it into a knife to stab this person with.

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:23:23 +0000

I don’t get how they could of substituted stolen groceries for homicide.?

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:06:20 +0000

Stolen groceries, homicide … same thing.

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:05:12 +0000

Kenny is the same as he ever was. It’s just that, now, he’s more like …a tomato.

By: E. Coli

E. Coli — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:04:20 +0000

i think the groceries thief / murderer needs a profile.
his name is Basil.

By: E. Coli

E. Coli — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:01:22 +0000

that’s just nuts

By: E. Coli

E. Coli — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:00:48 +0000

me thinks it’s esoterrine

By: E. Coli

E. Coli — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:57:17 +0000

be careful, he could be the hommusidal maniac

By: Roadguy2

Roadguy2 — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:46:08 +0000

No, to eat
Or not to eat, that is the question.

By: technicolor

technicolor — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:43:01 +0000

To Peel or not to Peel
That is the question

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:44:49 +0000

No, hummuside.

By: gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀

gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:37:04 +0000

*squeeze*

By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:34:29 +0000

Either too much or too little medication? (G’morning C and GV *squeezes*)

By: Wandering Ex-troll with a bit of knowledge and a troll magnet about to blow

Wandering Ex-troll with a bit of knowledge and a troll magnet about to blow — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:24:25 +0000

BFF, the control group is the one not having anything changed from normal; in this case, not drinking.
And @ all the heavy drinkers, please fail responsibly.

By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:10:47 +0000

Mango, P.I.

By: whatif

whatif — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:08:55 +0000

Shell, yeah!! That’s it, eggsackly!

By: gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀

gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀ — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:04:32 +0000

Where in the nine hells did that little tantrum come from?

By: Allicks

Allicks — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:59:55 +0000

You said:
‘*arrives in grocery shop*
Ha, my darling peas!
Wait, what did I say?’

By: The Morkin

The Morkin — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:56:32 +0000

Don’t worry Arthur, I drink on occasion and act like a giddy fool. Much unlike the cool, calm, collected and professional face I put on for FB.

By: Private_Danza

Private_Danza — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:47:21 +0000

To Kill a Broccoli

By: czuhc

czuhc — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:36:01 +0000

Follow my advice and take this projection problem to your therapist. And your spelling problem to a typist.

By: Vintage.t

Vintage.t — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:20:11 +0000

or right