he is the cream of the crop and he will rise to the top. Because he is rising to the top, he won’t eat pig because he associates pigs with cops and the cops will take him down. In the meantime, he decides that even better, he’d be a terminator; at this point, he refers to a “great” terminator named, Arnold Schwarzenegger. i hope that helps
Thankee kindly
*dons hat, swipes hand along brim* The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
*struts off to sound of slap bass*
Awww, FSA, it’s perhaps a case of the “day after a GREAT Birthday blues.” I missed your big day but wish you an especially “Happy Day After Your Birthday Day!” ♥
“Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to you the finest and greatest kitchen utensil you will ever feast your eyes apon.. It slices and dices and squishes and pounds your ordinary house hold foods.
I call it..
‘SLEDGEOMATIC’
watch as i place this water melon on the table and observe the power of sledgeomatic”
*hits the watermelon and watches the guts go everywhere*
*Travels through time back to when Tafty was born*
*Laughs at troll parents, and draws shining holy sword*
*Trolls charge yelling “FIRST!!1!” and “PHOTOSHOPED!!”*
*Slays both trolls and ends Tafty existence.”
*Travels back to present*
*Tafty fades away*
Exactly! Well done Arthur!
*squeeze*
This is a fighting recession win!
They’re putting their own lives at risk to ensure jobs and maintain the economy.
Gentlemen, I salute you.
*applauds! German and Irish instincts!*
*is overwhelmed by his own national instincts*
*sells engine, goes to Europe and pulls beers in a bar for 12 months*
*is overwhelmed by American instincts*
*puts the engine together incorrectly, then strikes for better health benefits, guaranteed employment, and a bigger pension plan*
Actually, that could apply to France too…
*is overwhelmed by red neck instincts*
*takes Brewski’s incorrect engine, rebuilds it and slaps a supercharger on top*
*installs in a ‘74 Ford Pinto*
*burns rubber for the 15 seconds the engine lives*
*walks away from the carnage*
Good morning! Actually, it’s not a new avatar. I have three avatars which I use according to the occasion. The cheerful Czuhc is the one you’ll see most often.
*skootches “right” to the right of “look you” and hopes readers think it was only random colloquialism invading the comments* or *skips over it entirely*
*facepalm*
*weeps in palm*
Indeed, I inquired as to the reasoning behind his outburst, but have yet to receive a reply.
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Hile, Brewski good health to you! May your days under the sun be long and fulfilling!
Man, the recession’s even hit the fiendish wheelchair trap industry. Used to see fiendish wheelchair traps complete with live, hungry alligators at the bottom of steep hills.
In dealing with wheelchairs, would they be called ramps instead of steps?
Ramp 1: Buy over-priced, cheesy online course on how to make quick cash from self-proclaimed wheelchair clamping guru.
Ramp 2: Fail
Ramp 3: Post results here
Well, tom DID take a moment from his busy schedule of being everyone’s first friend at MySpace and come all the way over here and be nearly first. And all you can do is call him fake…
Alas, it hath flown my mind like a migrating swallow seeking warmer climes, to change mine answering machine to repeat a more truthful message! Pray forgive me!
*bows*
As long as Patrica is safe and sound … no need to apologize.
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I was thinking about taking her out sometime today to this nice club. What do you think?
Hmmm…As long as she keeps her drinking within reasonable amounts I have no quarrel with that suggestion. Just have her back relatively early, she needs to rest as her exams are fast approaching.
Fine, thanks. And yourself ?
Say, I need your professional opinion on something. Go and look for armanrules’ comment on the previous fail. Troll or not?
Did you read arman’s post? I didn’t appreciate it no matter what he meant by it. It was really offensive. An apology to czuhc would certainly help. But it better be convincing.
This is the door where you apply for the job,(Risk Management Services).
If you fail to see the risk and notify them at the interview you
don’t get the job.!
Good day my dear, I trust you are well,
I have coffee here, though am loathe to sell.
Instead I shall procure you a fresh brew,
Then we can head to pastures new.
*squeeze*
In a battle of wits and words, though I have both to spare, I will cede victory to you, Moomin, as it seems you are far more caffeinated than I at the moment.
Besides, Sir Rian wields the cold steel of his troll-hungry sword loosely and I, being the no0b in this new found blog, may catch my death of it.
Ahh yes it is, I shall begin at once!
*searches for trolls*
*trips on rock*
*falls off cliff*
*anvil follows*
*big poof of smoke follows*
*Holds up “Ouch” sign*
*Buys floating dot for large sum of money.*
*sells back to gaynorvader for even larger sum of money*
Why not make a profit, hmmm.
*Opens up floating dot stand $2 a dot*
Noooo! Henceforth, my grammatical skill hath been bared to the world and it will shame me and follow me as I go about my business like the stink which follows the basest of stray dogs scavenging from the waste cast off by humans, thou have stolen a portion of my very being LEILA, and I would appeal to your better nature to relinquish it once more into my keeping, so that I may be restored to my previous position.
aaaw! I am sorry gaynor. WARNING: the dot Rian just gave back is counterfeit. It’s been photoshopped. I’ve called the authorities. I will get it back. Meanwhile, you can use one of mine. *gives gaynor a floating dot*
I thank thee LEILA, from the bottom of my heart and the top of mine head. Please accept my humble thanks for both the gift of a dot and the revelation of the false dot begotten off yonder squire. I pray the day will come when I can offer some service in small compensation for your deeds here today, which show a gentle nature likened to the countenance of the goddess Amphitrite.
You see everything is ok now! It’s like the movie Pet Cemetery We may leave for awhile but we always come back…we may try to kill you….but we always come back.
Back just in time! Hey, has anyone seen Avis? I have a score to settle with her involving a certain video that will take years of therapy to recover from.
Jeez, UC Davis students don’t pay attention to detail since there IS NO risk management services within a temporary building (which this is). This is the Sexual Harassment building (I believe) and all the signs around the door have been photoshoped out of the picture.
I’ve seen this picture before and I think they must’ve photoshopped the sign OUT of those versions, cause clearly we can take the word of Anonymoose at face value that this is real. Weird.
I use to always park my bike next to this buildling TB 104 or 106 I believe. It’s behind Hart Halll next to the Design Museum on the UC Davis Campus in California and across from Haring. Sadly real.
Wow, a link to a site with no pictures to prove a picture is real. Nice.
If this is so real, why isn’t the inset a pic of the real sign instead of MS Paint box and text.
btw, Questioning the legitimacy of a photo isn’t trolling, yelling in all caps at anyone who questions this IS trolling and only makes us all the more certain this is fake.
The HVAC over the door is clearly real, but the sign is either photoshopped in or the light was extra weird that day.
Someone find a better pic of this, or shut up. If it’s where you say it is, it shouldn’t be too hard to produce.
Why are obviously faked images constantly making it onto this site? It makes one wonder if whoever is in charge of choosing pictures is just that easily fooled, doesn’t care, or if they are making them themselves to keep up content. I guess that’s the biggest fail of all.
This is the second time UCD has been on failblog! the first was the video of the guy crashing his skateboard into a camera at bainer. thanks for the pic, will look around on campus for it!!!
Yeah this is fake. It seems to be confirmed on the davis wiki, but this is TB 115, and that’s the Sexual Harassment Education Program building. I still think this picture is hilarious though.
I’m the cream of the crop
I rise to the top
I never eat a pig ’cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
They’ll never go hungry again.
think again
-Wolves are abroad and he must fight or hide-*Morkin thinks again*
A pig is better than a cop as it is a terminator?
Well, swine flu’s sure done a number on Mexico’s tourism industry…
The copulating in that piggery is terminated?
Coprophilia in pigs is terminal
*Miss Piggy gasped as she saw the size of Porky’s Curly Wurly*
All these mundane pig plague jokes are starting to Boar me now…
I toyed with boring your with the boar pun, but I figured it was a bit too mch of a porker
*sneaks in and drops a u-bomb up in that sentence*
he is the cream of the crop and he will rise to the top. Because he is rising to the top, he won’t eat pig because he associates pigs with cops and the cops will take him down. In the meantime, he decides that even better, he’d be a terminator; at this point, he refers to a “great” terminator named, Arnold Schwarzenegger. i hope that helps
Troll warning!!!!*retrieves a rifle*
hey i ko that song!…forgot what it was tho
Jump around!
The disabled access sticker is a warning.
Disabled lurk behind this door?
Worse than zombies, I hear.
I know. As soon as you defend yourself against them, you’re politically incorrect.
I enjoy being politically incorrect! PC has been taken to far, imo!
I know. Macs for the win!
Mac Daddy Moomin! *passes furry purple hat.
Thankee kindly
*dons hat, swipes hand along brim*
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
*struts off to sound of slap bass*
Are you wearing your clothes backwards too?
Clothes?
Oh jeez!!!
Look at the pretty birdies up there. *whistles*
Eeek!
*hides worm*
Do you like my hat?
I ♥ your hat.
Good morning everybody!
‘morning FSA!
Morning Leila! It seems you decided on a new title?
Morning FSA, almost didn’t spy you there!
Hi GV! What’s up? Didn’t you say patrica the calf was gonna be sent back?
Hmm? Sent back where? She’s up in her room with LEILA, getting ‘beautified’ or some such thing. *shakes head* young female cattle, eh?
I guess. I don’t own any female cattle, so I wouldn’t know. I feel oddly random today and I can’t pin it out why I do.
Awww, FSA, it’s perhaps a case of the “day after a GREAT Birthday blues.” I missed your big day but wish you an especially “Happy Day After Your Birthday Day!” ♥
Thank you swell foop! *gives swell foop a balloon*
*floats away*
*looks down nervously*
*doesn’t dare return balloon to FSA now* OR *could* and…
*faceground*
ow
Struth! This is like a full time job!
*grabs the Moomin*
*boys run along holding matress, looking up!*
*
How are you going to complete your “fuzzy purple full-o-bling” look now, Doc?
Tats.
Or…
*starts looking for an unwarey One Eyed People Eater!*
No! Burn Macs, Linux for the win!
No! Burn Linus, Pigpen for the win!
There’s a big yellow bar holding the door shut so we should be ok.
So, this door walks into a big yellow bar …
and he says
hey Risk, can i talk to your manager about the services behind the door
The Manager says…”Hey Door. I think you’ve got a condition” O.o
This looks like a Wile E Coyote trap.
Seriously. Or perhaps a low budget burglar system.
(Cool name by the way.)
Haha. That’s what I thought of, too! Meep meep!
haha! That’s what I was thinking.. Somewhere someone is waiting with a huge mallet.
Oh Dang, BFF already used the huge mallet reference… scroll down, Fluffy, scroll down!
Just like the Moomin’s flouro socks!
0.0
I have a matching vest.
Just saying.
You know I need to see that. I have a badass leather jacket that I’ve not worn for nearly 20 years – I’ll swapya pics
does anyone think america’s funniest videos was the original fail show?
well, you do, so that’s one person.
*walks off indifferently*
Fake fail!
*gets out the very big mallet*
May I?
Serve yourself!
BUt only in the privacy of your own failblog, plz, there are children present.
NOTICE FOR ALL CHILDREN: CLOSE YOUR EYES
yes i will.
Serve yourself? Why, that would take crazy mad dance skills! I don’t know if it’s even possible to pull off moves that funky fresh!
“Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to you the finest and greatest kitchen utensil you will ever feast your eyes apon.. It slices and dices and squishes and pounds your ordinary house hold foods.
I call it..
‘SLEDGEOMATIC’
watch as i place this water melon on the table and observe the power of sledgeomatic”
*hits the watermelon and watches the guts go everywhere*
*Travels through time back to when Tafty was born*
*Laughs at troll parents, and draws shining holy sword*
*Trolls charge yelling “FIRST!!1!” and “PHOTOSHOPED!!”*
*Slays both trolls and ends Tafty existence.”
*Travels back to present*
*Tafty fades away*
As long as they have a piece of paper acknowledging there is a risk, it’s been managed.
If there wasn’t any risk – what should they manage all day?
Exactly! Well done Arthur!
*squeeze*
This is a fighting recession win!
They’re putting their own lives at risk to ensure jobs and maintain the economy.
Gentlemen, I salute you.
*salutes*
*slams heels hurting himself*
*lines-up wallnuts*
Okay…go!
*goose-steps over walnuts*
*places a pile of dismantled engine pieces in Arthur’s path*
*is overwhelmed by his German instincts*
*assembles pieces and builds a perfect engine*
*is overwhelmed by Irish instincts*
*takes perfect engine and makes it barely functional, but cheap*
*watches barely functional, but cheap engine become a cult classic through time travelling shenanigans*
Woah.
We don’t like being watched!!! You have been warned…
*applauds! German and Irish instincts!*
*is overwhelmed by his own national instincts*
*sells engine, goes to Europe and pulls beers in a bar for 12 months*
eeeeeeeeek
I would have thought the Irish instincts led to whiskey.
(Top o’ the mornin, all!)
Nope, whiskey is “uisce beatha” (ish-ke bya-ha) in irish with literally means ‘water of life’. Whiskey is simply a necessity, not an instinct.
My mistake. I was reading through yesterday afternoon’s posts. I’m almost sorry I missed Tumah. That would have been fun.
I agree, I feel I missed out. Accursed sleep!
Sleep is the inevetable result of the whiskey, GV. Consequences, consequences. “Inevetable” doesn’t look right. Spell check, someone?
Inevitable. Whiskey keeps me awake until I’m on my second or third anyway.
*is overwhelmed by American instincts*
*puts the engine together incorrectly, then strikes for better health benefits, guaranteed employment, and a bigger pension plan*
Actually, that could apply to France too…
*is overwhelmed by red neck instincts*
*takes Brewski’s incorrect engine, rebuilds it and slaps a supercharger on top*
*installs in a ‘74 Ford Pinto*
*burns rubber for the 15 seconds the engine lives*
*walks away from the carnage*
*does a barrel roll all over elds machine*
*tries to hide the parts in a box of cocaine before he notices*
I’m watching you!
*spies on czuhc’s new icon*
Mornin’ czuhc! Spiffy ‘new and improved’ avatar, I’d say. Now, I can right look you in the eye. Aye? o.O
Good morning! Actually, it’s not a new avatar. I have three avatars which I use according to the occasion. The cheerful Czuhc is the one you’ll see most often.
*skootches “right” to the right of “look you” and hopes readers think it was only random colloquialism invading the comments* or *skips over it entirely*
*facepalm*
*weeps in palm*
*offers swell foop bowl of chocolate ice cream*
@ Czuhc: Ah, good to know.
@ GV: Thank you. Looooove chocolate ice cream!
*feel much better all the way ’round*
Well, arman sure made it onto my shitlist with his post in the earlier fail.
Indeed, I inquired as to the reasoning behind his outburst, but have yet to receive a reply.
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Hile, Brewski good health to you! May your days under the sun be long and fulfilling!
And good day to you, Sir Gaynor!
And so we are well met. I find myself in a rather archaic mood today!
Looks like someone’s been eating gifted children again…
Gifted? I think he’s been eatings kids at the Renaissance Faire.
*dances on treadmills*
*dances with wolves*
ow
May I join you on the treadmill instead, kind P.O.B.? Wolves are a little rough on a foop.
I dunno about “putting themselves at risk”, notice the handicapped sign on the door? I think it’s some sort of fiendish wheelchair trap!
Man, the recession’s even hit the fiendish wheelchair trap industry. Used to see fiendish wheelchair traps complete with live, hungry alligators at the bottom of steep hills.
Sad, really, when you think about it. Soon fiendish wheelchair traps will have to resort to big piles of gum on the sidewalk.
So I don’t think about it…much.
I wonder if theres any money/humour to be had by wheelchair clamping?
I was just thinking that!
Step 1: clamp wheelchairs
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!
In dealing with wheelchairs, would they be called ramps instead of steps?
Ramp 1: Buy over-priced, cheesy online course on how to make quick cash from self-proclaimed wheelchair clamping guru.
Ramp 2: Fail
Ramp 3: Post results here
What ever happened to Safety Third?
Dude, where should we mount it?
Dude, where’s my AC unit?
yay nearly first
Yeah, nine minutes earlier and you could have been the most despised poster on the thread. Unlucky!
C’mon GV! tom is clearly photoshopped! See the pixels?
Of course, how foolish of me! And here was I thinking he was an actual person!
Well, tom DID take a moment from his busy schedule of being everyone’s first friend at MySpace and come all the way over here and be nearly first. And all you can do is call him fake…
I bet that really pixels him off!
He’s so going to kick you out of his Top 8!
Heh heh, you’re going to be right at home here on Failblog, Chief!
Morning all!
*waves*
Hi GV! How do?
Good, and you, sir?
Work has kept me away so far this morning!
I’m fine, thank you. Out of work for today, which is great for chilling and failblogging and bad for earning money.
Exactly! Even though I feel an impact in my wallet, it’s gotta be done from time to time. All work and no play…
…make you rich but dull?
…make you pitch that hull?
…make you ditch that (sea)gull?
…may ewe itch that bull?
…May bitch(slap) that boat hull?
…That’d hurt, probably.
oi thats my 1…. seriously thats pretty weird…
makes you itch that bull…. total rhymage fail tho
I know… was hoping nobody would notice. Again with a fail.
gaynor!! ‘morning to you too!!! *squeeze*
Sorry for delay, i was lunching!
morning!
*squeeze*
I wish I was lunching.
I have a long day ahead of me. Must deal with the trolls of the corporate variety.
THIS SHOULD BE IN A MOVIE
there, thats my random sentence in bold for the day
share, frats buy fandom sentience in gold more than pray
is this one in gold to?
i sure hope so
Randomness oneupmanship in action for the gold… well done!
Thank Christ. The suspense was killing me!
.
So, have you boldly gone?
I think someone was there before.
does underline work?
no, it does not.
Lazy, good-for-nothing underline. Get a job, hippie!
AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
italics now…
[i]Testing. Testing.[/i]
Nope…fail.
try and don’t forget to inster the slash before the ‘i’ to end it.
DAMMIT!!! HUGE FAIL.
I can’t help you.
Am pretty sure trying to explain how italics/bold/etc work is an iniation rite as much as getting an avatar.
I seemed to miss many of these initiation rights!
I seem to fall for too many initiation wrongs…
< not [
Yes…what Moomin said.
(I am so glad that worked)
Is it html code?
*shrugs*
Don’t know. Just got told it at some point by FB magi.
It is html code Rian.
Thanks, I shall remember that for the future.
testing, testing .
Huh? I typed [not] testing, testing[/not], with >and < , but the nots disappeared.
Ahhhh
Your HTML is tied in nots.
No, it’s knot. *squeeze*
If you’re testing, I’ll test, too!
?:
:lmao:
=D
Yo Yo
smiley time
testing win/fail. It evens itself out, somewhat.
b
i
strikea
What did you expect the nots to do? There are the haves and the have nots, and you don’t have nots. What’s so confusing about that?
SERENITY NOW!!!
Serenity has taken the day off to celebrate FESTIVUS!
Zombie APOCALYPSE NOW!
.
Wait brethren, no that wasn’t meant as a call to arms, it was just a test!
Good morning everybody!
Morning Rian!
How are all of you this morning?
Hello Rian! Glad to see you back.
*squeeze*
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‘morning gaynor *squeeze* I still have Patrica?????
Thanks! *squeeze*
Alas, it hath flown my mind like a migrating swallow seeking warmer climes, to change mine answering machine to repeat a more truthful message! Pray forgive me!
*bows*
As long as Patrica is safe and sound … no need to apologize.
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I was thinking about taking her out sometime today to this nice club. What do you think?
Hmmm…As long as she keeps her drinking within reasonable amounts I have no quarrel with that suggestion. Just have her back relatively early, she needs to rest as her exams are fast approaching.
Okay…thanks! I will keep an eye on her.
Fine, thanks. And yourself ?
Say, I need your professional opinion on something. Go and look for armanrules’ comment on the previous fail. Troll or not?
IMO it’s borderline trollish behavior. Ninja will have some work to do here today. Perhaps he/she should be given a chance to explain her/himself.
*Puts sword away*
*sigh*
Darn, oh well we must try and liberate the trolls and give them a chance to become normal.
Everyone deserves a second chance, no?
Did you read arman’s post? I didn’t appreciate it no matter what he meant by it. It was really offensive. An apology to czuhc would certainly help. But it better be convincing.
I read it and I was like
!!!
I understand what you mean. Somedays I struggle with English a little, so I thought it could be the case. Guess I am just too naive.
good morning…
Naw, that’s just the zombie’s I accidentally aroused in my post above. Oh, you said morning, not moanin.
.
Mornin!
Good morning all!.
This is the door where you apply for the job,(Risk Management Services).
If you fail to see the risk and notify them at the interview you
don’t get the job.!
At some point in your life you will have to make the decision: Period or exclamation mark? You can’t have both every time.
Sorry it was supposed to be a ?.
Good morning Authur Eld .?!*@#$^():;”‘.?
Figued if I added all I would be right. LOL.
You better wash your mouth with soap now.
That sign should say “OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK”
Either way that prank is extreme on a whole new level!!
No Risk…No Reward.
maybe the machine is inflatable…
Inflatable? Like the Risk Manager’s ego for actually enjoying his job under a ton of suspended steel?
I concur with EditorInChief
*gloats*
YESSSS…!
(sorry for that, concurrence with me is a rarity, figured i’d savor the moment)
BUT IF IT’S NOT?
Could be a bucket full of confetti disguised as an air-conditioning unit.
Again I concur with EditorInChief
i concur with Alice.
*I or i*
Eye conker.
Don’t be punny with my rare concurrence occurance conquorance. Aye?
Oi! In deference to your defence, please don’t take offence, but I register my indifference.
*dizzy* I need some coffee. Moomin, I haven’t forgotten to check the link from yesterday. You are safe today.
*squeeze*
Good day my dear, I trust you are well,
I have coffee here, though am loathe to sell.
Instead I shall procure you a fresh brew,
Then we can head to pastures new.
*squeeze*
Wow! *squeeze* I wish I could return the favor. TY for the coffee.
In a battle of wits and words, though I have both to spare, I will cede victory to you, Moomin, as it seems you are far more caffeinated than I at the moment.
Besides, Sir Rian wields the cold steel of his troll-hungry sword loosely and I, being the no0b in this new found blog, may catch my death of it.
*breathes sigh of relief*
Thankyou kind sirrah. I was thinking Oi for aye and eye was a bit of a push
*shakes hand*
Well met.
*shakes hand*
*starts to type “kewl” then notices Sir Rian’s drumming fingers*
Yeah, nice to meet you too…
No worries, we’ll keep Sir Rian’s itchy sword finger in check. Welcome!
Soooo is there any trolls that need slaying currently?
*Glances around*
It may be a little early…
It definitely is, I don’t like waking up at 5:30am for school.
*sighs*
Tis nobler, good Sir, to wake at 5:30 am to slay trolls!
Godspeed.
Ahh yes it is, I shall begin at once!
*searches for trolls*
*trips on rock*
*falls off cliff*
*anvil follows*
*big poof of smoke follows*
*Holds up “Ouch” sign*
*sigh*
We’re doomed.
I like him, he’s eager!
*throws a floating dot above ,*
*steals floating dot* MUUAHHAHAHA!!!!
*Buys floating dot for large sum of money.*
*sells back to gaynorvader for even larger sum of money*
Why not make a profit, hmmm.
*Opens up floating dot stand $2 a dot*
*Calls the police* Yeah, I am reporting a robbery. Yes, I will hold… ♪♪♪…*hums along hold music*
Noooo! Henceforth, my grammatical skill hath been bared to the world and it will shame me and follow me as I go about my business like the stink which follows the basest of stray dogs scavenging from the waste cast off by humans, thou have stolen a portion of my very being LEILA, and I would appeal to your better nature to relinquish it once more into my keeping, so that I may be restored to my previous position.
*Gives back dot*
*walks away in shame*
aaaw! I am sorry gaynor. WARNING: the dot Rian just gave back is counterfeit. It’s been photoshopped. I’ve called the authorities. I will get it back. Meanwhile, you can use one of mine. *gives gaynor a floating dot*
I thank thee LEILA, from the bottom of my heart and the top of mine head. Please accept my humble thanks for both the gift of a dot and the revelation of the false dot begotten off yonder squire. I pray the day will come when I can offer some service in small compensation for your deeds here today, which show a gentle nature likened to the countenance of the goddess Amphitrite.
Amphitrite — sea-godess who got busy with Poseidon.
Indeed, renowned for her beauty.
Leila, you called us. Hand over the counterfeit floating dot.
Squirrell!!! Yes I called. Here’s tha fake dot and please arrest that man. *points at Rian*
*interferes and pulls out a real floating dot* ‘
*Takes fake floating dot*
Rian, NEVER again use a fake floating dot or we might feel constrainted to turn you into an interger.
*vanishes*
*head explodes trying to read GV’s wordy post*
*maggots scurry away from the wreckage that used to be his head*
.
Damn, I hate it when that happens!
Don’t worry, just like in a strange cartoon involving a coyote and a roadrunner I’m just barley injured!
*sigh of relief*
I’m safe.
…or not…
*Slash*
Nope.
*reaches for “Ouch” sign*
Can I borrow that?
Sure
*breaks out the tiny umbrella*
*straps on rocket-powered roller skates*
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
*Manages to slip away from work to say…*
G’Morning all! *Squeeze*
Happy Friday!!!
Boobie!!!! *squeeze*
Happy Friday indeed.
Fridays Under Cemetaries Kick! Or, happy Friday to you as well!
*yawns*
Morning failblogians!
Morning!
*offers energy drink*
I’m going to need more than that today. I feel like a 2,000 lb air conditioner fell on my head.
Hmm.
*Offers pure caffine*
I’m feeling particularly
today for some reason.
Hmmmm, sorry to hear that, maybe if I drop a 2,000 lb air conditioner on your head you would feel better? *shakes head in agreeance*
Let’s give it a shot…shall we?
*stands beneath, all oblivious like.*
Like, obviously.
*squeezes ‘n’ G’days for all*
Like…hello to you foop!
Ooooh, that’s much more elegant that the usual ‘failbloggers’!
That’s me, Mr. Elegant! …..or was that Mr. A-hole….*ponders*
Right, am heading into the wide world to take photographs of traffic signs.
Have a good weekend y’all.
*waves*
*waves back*
You too bye!
Bye!
I sure will! The kids are away for the weekend!
Oops!
Happy face!
You’re still here? Geeez, don’t you have a life?
Life starts in two hours, when work is done.
Life win.
Yippee! I can’t wait.
*begs Moomin not to go* Please don’t leave me……
Oh, he’ll be back….he always comes back.
*stops sobbing* Okay. *squeeze*
You see everything is ok now! It’s like the movie Pet Cemetery We may leave for awhile but we always come back…we may try to kill you….but we always come back.
Erm…that’s really comforting 2thFairy.
hmmmmm. I suppose I could of used a better analogy huh…..Ok, how about this…We stick together like a bunch of kids going to find a dead body…..better?
Or…you’re actually a dead body being walked around by two kids?
Weekend at 2thFairys?
Bernie? Is that you?
Maybe its Vinny and two youts.
What’s a “yout”
*flees thread*
*feels right at home.*
Awwwwwwwww.
Hello again!
*tickles Moomin*
Heeheeheeheeheeheehee.
Ahem.
Hello again.
Alas, I must be off to slay the homework trolls of school. Bye all I shall return.
You trolls got lucky this time.
*Walks away brandishing sword*
Good hunting to you then.
Good hunting – send us lots of bodies!
This is a fake, that’s a disabled toilet, you can see the special lock thngy to keep tramps out.
And the blatent use of MSP to create the signage
lol I was in a supermarket loo yesterday and security was in there breaking out a homeless fellow curled up asleep in the cubicle
Haha – this is at UC Davis Calif.
thats your uni?? higher learning fail MEthinks
Yeah! I remember loling at that when I went to UCD
sddsfgsdf
WTF?
Apparently my work area’s getting inspected today. See yall later!
*runs to fake inspection logs*
*sends x’s and o’s after X* *wave wave*
My husband works HVAC for a living…He’s gonna LOVE this pic!
Morning everyone! *squeezes*
Morning! *squeezes back*
*POUNCE* ‘morning Malicite!!!!!
Morning Mal! (I hope fb doesn’t eat this comment as well as the last 4)
*sprays listerine on WIK*
*dabbs watering eyes* err… thanks? at least I’m minty fresh!
Morning Mal, Leila, FSA, Moomin, Blue2th, czuhc, Arthur, Fluffy, and anybody else I missed!
*gasps for breath*
*gives brewski oxygen mask*
THAT is NOT oxygen in the tank!!!!
It’s LAUGHING GAS!!!!!
Morn’n
hey!
*supah squeeze*
*squeals* Morning again Mal. *squeeze*
You were included here –> “anybody else I missed”
Gee.
I feel so special.
Should I sing you a Lionel Richie song?
Only if you know Easy.
other than that. err. no, thanks
forgot to add the smile….–>
Don’t cry. You’re that special anybody he missed!
Afternoon!
*squeeze* ‘morning Brewski.
How do!
*waves*
This is not a door.
This is not a reply by FSA.
This is not my body.
That is not my hand.
Your body is a wonderland.
Speaking of bodies … have you, um…manscaped lately? Brewski had an eyeful last time and it wasn’t pretty…I’m just sayin’.
This is not a trap.
*falls through trapdoor*
LIARRRRRrrrrrrr…..
*WHUMP!*
*titters*
*laughs in a nervous, affected, or partly suppressed manner*
*climbs back out with minor injuries*
Liar!
*Never trusts boobie traps with traps again*
You know what they say…you lie down with boobies, you wake up with nipples.
Say what? LMAO
*thinks of Arthur*
*lols a little*
It’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt…
It’s all punning names until someone gets a shirt?
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt,
And then it’s just hilarious
The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river
(I love Patton!)
*snerk* …you said the ‘t’ word…
Don’t you open that trap door,
You’re a fool if you dare,
Stay away from that trap door,
Cos’ there’s something down there
Back just in time! Hey, has anyone seen Avis? I have a score to settle with her involving a certain video that will take years of therapy to recover from.
It’s obviously a shopped sign. You can see that the sign on the door is pixelated, where the rest of the picture is not.
Fake Fail.
Looks like someone learned how to use Microsoft Paint.
Cartoon like failure coming up…
the fail is how fäyke this is
It is a totally real sign. I’ve seen it in person. One of the bungalows near the Chem building on the UCD campus.
Jeez, UC Davis students don’t pay attention to detail since there IS NO risk management services within a temporary building (which this is). This is the Sexual Harassment building (I believe) and all the signs around the door have been photoshoped out of the picture.
It’s real:
http://daviswiki.org/Risk_Management_Services
Haha, I totally remember this sign from the UC Davis campus.
Haha, I knew I had seen it!
I smell photoshop.
well I smell a troll.
And I smell a troll.
This is so badly faked it should go to http://www.photoshopdisasters.com as well!
Sign on the door should have read “Insert pithy and obvious photoshop text here”
Dirty cheating foreigners!!!!
I’ve seen this picture before and I think they must’ve photoshopped the sign OUT of those versions, cause clearly we can take the word of Anonymoose at face value that this is real. Weird.
I use to always park my bike next to this buildling TB 104 or 106 I believe. It’s behind Hart Halll next to the Design Museum on the UC Davis Campus in California and across from Haring. Sadly real.
After realizing this issue, they decided to add a support structure to help hold up the platform. They made it out of bendy straws.
This looks suspiciously photo-shopped…
stupid troll! get a life!
The sign is fake…
Faking fail >.<
Company is failing all employees will be teminated.
I said just think of this as a jumping off point.
http://safetyservices.ucdavis.edu/risk-management-services
http://www.cevs.ucdavis.edu/map/map_detail.cfm?centerTile=11_6&assetInfo=133
^
It’s the real deal.
Wow, a link to a site with no pictures to prove a picture is real. Nice.
If this is so real, why isn’t the inset a pic of the real sign instead of MS Paint box and text.
btw, Questioning the legitimacy of a photo isn’t trolling, yelling in all caps at anyone who questions this IS trolling and only makes us all the more certain this is fake.
The HVAC over the door is clearly real, but the sign is either photoshopped in or the light was extra weird that day.
Someone find a better pic of this, or shut up. If it’s where you say it is, it shouldn’t be too hard to produce.
In the meantime, Epic Fail, Fail Blog.
Why are obviously faked images constantly making it onto this site? It makes one wonder if whoever is in charge of choosing pictures is just that easily fooled, doesn’t care, or if they are making them themselves to keep up content. I guess that’s the biggest fail of all.
*kills the stupid troll* STFU!!!! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU!!!!
Thank you! Damned trolls!
this is a photoshop fail which makes Anthony G a fail
More like PhotoShopping skills fail…
This is totally the temp buildings at UC Davis!! I know I used to work in them and saw this sign all the time… FUNNY!!!
This is the second time UCD has been on failblog! the first was the video of the guy crashing his skateboard into a camera at bainer. thanks for the pic, will look around on campus for it!!!
Yeah this is fake. It seems to be confirmed on the davis wiki, but this is TB 115, and that’s the Sexual Harassment Education Program building. I still think this picture is hilarious though.
SQUISH!