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What officer? Haven’t you ever seen a guy riding a bike while taking a bath?!
Nope.
Yep.
Maybe.
Doubtful.
He was just about to make a clean getaway too.
Definitely maybe.
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*TGIF squeeze*
perhapsativily.
whaaaa…??? *scratches head*
absotively posolutely?
Could be
Nellie!! *squeeze*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I did not really need to see your ‘wee’ haning out.
enough with the wii jokes.
Wee! TGIF!
*Squeeze*
Hi BFF!
*squeeze*
Hi Brewski!
*SQUEEEEEZES all around!*
I’m going camping, took the day off. Hell wif those losiers at work!
Yay! You’re here!!!
*squeeze*
awwwwwwwwwwww – you’re sweet
Gonna head for the hills shortly (and literally), but figgered I could stop in here for a few first!
*squeeze*
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Have fun! Wear bug spray and sunscreen!
Yes, have fun!
Watch out for bears!
Umm, the nude hot springs are 50 miles upriver – probably shouldn’t be a problem from where we are.
OH!! you said “bears”!
WN I wish I could go camping with you! *sneaks into sleeping bag*
Is squeezing the best idea with the officer *cough* at attention *cough*
Stop! That joke has been made THREE times already!
STOP! Hammer time…
or should that be, bathtime
can’t touch this
J-J-Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer cannot sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister’s teat
Can’t touch me!
that joke is all washed up
OK, I was only about the fifth person to make that obvious pun. I guess I was all in a lather thinking I’d be f*rst.
That’s ok Brewski, we will shower you with praise nonetheless.
*pounces*
FSA!!!!
*squeeze*
Happy Friday everyone!!!
WOO! Friday! *has a happy christmas seizure*
hi
*squeeze* Starfish…’morning to you and happy friday.
*squeeze* Good morning Leila. My boss is gone today and I am going to try to do absolutely nothing today (compared to the 3-4 hours of work I usually put in).
My boss is and I plan to be less productive than usual. F it! It’s Friday. Party time!!!!! Woot!!!!
*tosses an ‘in’ b4 someone notices*
OK, stop loafing!
Everybody back to work!!
*investigates this “The Boss” character very carefully*
*eyes The Boss suspiciously* You’re not the boss of me!!!
*back to FB*
*quickly assumes “The Boss” is a video game boss character and smashes him with a stapler*
*eyes Boss suspiciously*
Ok everyone! I think it’s safe!
*passes out drinks and party hats*
Yay for Friday!!!
Good morning, all! Sorry I’m late. Somebody has to do the work around here.
*joins the Happy Friday festivities*
*passes out squeezes and popsicles*
*watches boss hit on Deborah, get rejected, swallow sadness, send some faxes, call a sex line, cry deeply, demand a refund and eat a bagel*
so its pretty safe to say he’s in charge around here.
Cammeh: Please, please, tell me that post about your boss is a joke?
yes yes, its just a song
hmmm, i like this friday atmosphere! *distributes tastey beverages*
*Laughs at all the people mistaking Bruce Springsteen for their employer.*
*bathes in the admiration*
Ah, thank you!
*squeeze*
Do I have to stand on a soap box to get this punrun flowing again?
Yes please…let me deal with this scum(bag) first.
Coming up with good puns is such a drain.
It can be a slippery situation.
I faucet was off to a pretty good start.
I have a (suds)gestion.
I can see you’re all in a lather about this.
Are those soap bubbles or do you have the farts?
Arrrggghhh! Calgon, take me away!
That guy must think he was MR CLEAN.
pun win ;3
Is it just me or does the officer have a rampaging erection at the sight of the bath biker boy?
Poining out details WIN!
*squeeze*
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And here’s a t for ya!
*accepts T happily*
maybe its his gun in his pocket.
His knee is looking pretty excited too.
Is the guy in the white shirt carrying a sponge?
And you thought all that white stuff was bubblebath!!!
Ugh. Now I can’t unsee it.
You would notice that.
why is this a fail? cuz he got pulled over?
“Do you REALLY want me to step out?”
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*squeezie*
With your hands in the air! *squeeze back*
“Ok, but the water’s gotten a bit cold so don’t point and laugh.”
*points and laughs anyways*
*squeeze*
Wow, he’s holding all 3 appendages in the air.
…
Poor man has no legs, huh?
Maybe that’s why he’s in a baftub. Iz da only way he knows how ta get around!
“Excuse me, officer – how rude!!!….did I try and give YOU a ticket when YOU were taking a bath?!?!”
Mike V, lol, you rock.
It’s the new frontier.
How many times have YOU been late to work because you needed a shower?
Now you can go up to 40mpr and smell like roses.
mpr huh? …what is that miles per rinse?
Yes, Sir!
i am pretty sure the cop has a boner
Cool ride! Driver’s a bit odd looking, though…
I think everyone is just jealous…teehee
*squeeze*
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I’m definitely jealous of his improvisation skills. I’d never be able to come up with an idea to make something that creative.
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Ah, well. The life of an accountant.
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And now this accountant must put on the ‘litigation liaison’ hat and answer some interrogatories.
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Malicite, stick around. I may need some help!
*squeeze*
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*hides to avoid being dragged into a litigation*
*gently reminds Leila that it was a very good thing to change her name from ‘Sue’*
Oh whew! I am safe then.
*nods*
I’m doing paragraph summaries of medical records today…I have a feeling I will be on here a lot to keep my (in)sanity in order.
*alphabetizes Malicite’s (in)sanity*
Better?
It needs to be color coded as well…
Hey Malicite!
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I have a question. The interrogatories are obvoiusly a form letter. One question wants information about ‘yo-yos’ but we don’t manufacture yo-yos. Should I just answer it as “Not Applicable; we do not manufacture yo-yos” and make them spend the money to re-do their own interrogatories?
Yes. They’ll probably do a second set of interrogatories, but you never know!
Great! Thanks!
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The last question says “Please ID all documents that you reviewed and/or relied upon to assist you in preparing the answers to these questions.” That’s a new one for me. I’m using my brain, your brain via FB, and a ‘hotlist’ I have for basic answers to legal questions (mostly objections). How do I answer that?
Check with your legal council to see if you actually have to answer that question. That strikes me as something that they cannot ask.
If they are allowed, then you’re going to have to list them :/
Oh second thought, I would just object to it. Double check with an attorney though.
What’s this? A new paralegal reality show?
*changes channel*
Ok, thanks so much! We still have 3 weeks to finalize our answers and I’m sending mine to our attorney next week after the CFO reviews the answers. That will give the attorney time to review and change anything.
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*monster-truck sized squeeze*
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I would buy you lunch, but it would take me more than an hour to get there.
^__^ Thanks, but I didn’t really help you all that much. Glad to help at all though. *squeeze*
I’d answer it “NONE OF YOUR BLASTED BUSINESS, YOU MORONIC DWEEB!”. Problem is I’d likely be fired shortly thereafter, or arrested, or shot in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun. People tend to overreact to zombie humor.
I’m trying to set up three mediations and a settlement conference.
I read that as “medications” and wanted in on this settlement conference…badly.
I can schedule you for 2:30 this afternoon, but only for fifteen minutes.
Should I take the medication first or during?
I can
insertgive you your medication when you arrive.Should I dress business causal?
Clothing? Oh, uh, sure, that’s fine.
*goes off to find his speedo*
I may have to join this meeting…
SPEEDO!!??
NOT a laughing matter.
lolz, i read medication too. maybe we need some
WHADDA YA MEAN NO PARKING!
You don’t have a parking sticker. Now move it!!!!
Probably doesn’t have his license on him, either.
Oh…he does… *shudder*
they hand those out like candy here.
Free candy, just jump inside the tub.
Yay! Candy! *fetches candy and throws it into the air for no apparant reason*
You spelled ‘felch’ wrong.
I didn’t spell ‘felch’ wrong. I intended it to be fetch.
OK, fine, but we need to get this routine down pat before we open next week in Albuquerque.
I’m planning on staying here in Toronto…
I knew you should have turned left at Albuquerque.
I thought felch made for a more compelling story. Yucky, but funny.
Chevy Chase, is that yo….
So sorry, everyone, I thought you said Fletch … nevermind.
Can I borrow your towel, I think I just hit a water buffalo.
All I have is a ShamWow. Will that suffice?
You need a new straight man, MRN!
My avatar!! Who stole it??!!
Oh, whew, there it is.
Isn’t jacking ones avatar/name a punishable offense in FB? *please say yes and bestow some punishment*
Well, in this case, I jacked myself. I had my email address wrong.
Er, that was a poor choice of words. But it beats me thinking of a better way to say it.
Early to rise, early to … oh dear … *has no idea where to go with this*
It’s just too early foop.
*takes out huge mallet*
Here we go…
*hides mallet behind back*
*whistles*
It was actually me all along!!
*flogs self repeatedly*
*finds it strangely enjoyable*
*finds Brewski’s comment strangely enjoyable*
*frets about enjoying it*
*worries about fretting so much*
*eats shoots and leaves*
Brewski! You’re supposed to do that in the bathroom with the lights off!
Or just anywhere – with the lights off.
But how will he find anything with the lights off?
That seems to be instinct Judy dear.
You’re going to go blind if you keep that up!
MRN that’s yucky. I love it.
*needs a bath/ride to wash the image from my head*
Sorry, this message got shot down for mentioning the word h e a d. I wonder if the sensor is my wife, she has the same reaction to that word.
Even when she has a headache?
I guess that’s the only time that word is used in my house, as in “don’t touch me, I have a headache.”
I’m just kidding, Mrs. Starfish is awesome. We just have a two foot tall c-blocker that gets most of mommy’s attention.
I have a couplea those myself. This clicky reminds me of my almost 2yr old scolding me.
Very cute. My son still sounds like he speaking Chinese when he trys to talk.
Aaaaw … don’t call baby starfish a c-blocker.
He is absolutely adorable. If only I could pinch those cheeks. TeeHee
I know Leila. I wouldn’t trade him for anything. I’ll pinch those chubby cheeks for you when I get home.
In his other pants eh? Like I’ve never heard that one before!
Where do you expect him to keep it? Oh, never mind.
i dont think i want to know!!
BRING ON THE BRAIN BLEACH!
*takes a double shot of whiskey*
*Holds out hand expectantly.*
*slides WhatIKnow a double shot as well*
*puppy eyes Malicite*
*gives LEILA flask*
*drinks flask contents and shares some with Patrica the calf♀* Oh yes!!!
HAY!!! What about ME?!?
Ooops, sorry … she is quite the thirsty bovine…*takes flask from Patrica the calf♀and hands it over to Nellie*
Hey go easy on that dragon grog, even if it is 80-90% water!
If that was actually dragon grog, failblog would be nearing complete anarchy by now.
It’s a lot more watered down than what you took Brewski!
Yours was about 40% water, this has a much higher water content.
Maybe LEILA just handles her liquor better than you Brewski
I can drink Brewski and anyone for that matter under the table. *gets sloshed with a bit of wine in reality*
Ew gross LEILA!
Heeeeee!!!!
Don’t forget to swallow.
Wow, drinking wine while at work??
*wants to get a job with LEILA*
ahh thank you. I feel all warm and fuzzy now.
*checks WIK*
Yep, warm and fuzzy
*takes a sip*
Yummers!! Thanks WIK – I needed that! *SQUEEZE*
And now, I’m off to the river – have a great weekend everybody!
Bye! Enjoy!
*parting squeeze*
love your avatar
I’m guessing this is California.
Hey! wait, yeah, you’re probably right. I’m betting West Hollywood.
On second look, it’s not even in America. No clue where, but I know that we don’t have license plates like that.
Probably Bath, England.
I hought it might have been somewhere in Washington.
*quickly passes a t to himself*
or it could be that Bubble city Dubai is planning
*makes a 10 million dollar down payment* I want a property!
Like maybe Washtucna, Washington?
(I’ve been there. If you haven’t seen it you aren’t missing much!)
I’d say eastern Europe. One where cyrillic alphabet is used. take a look on the police car door
i can’t see the side of the police car, but that car behind the man has a European lisence plate
*looks confused for a moment, trying to figure out how a license plate can tell if you’re urinating or not*
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Oh, you mean from Europe.
It would have been better if the bath had been on a motorised bar stool.
Huh huh…
You said “stool!”
Huh huh!
That reminds me of my friend Rich. We went to Ikea to get stools for the bar he built in his basement. He went up to the saleswoman on the floor and stated “I am looking to buy some stools for my bar, do you have any stool samples I can look at”. Oh well, you had to be there.
I snorked!
Snork count = 1
hehehe…
Make that 2, I snorked as well!
What happens exactly when one snorks?
Actually that comes across quite well on the Interwebs.
Maybe he was hoping to make a clean getaway.
*removes awful joke/pun*
He’s already got his own soap for when he goes to jail.
Don’t drop it! Especially if Arthur is around.
I see him…
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Yeah right, spoil the fun for me. But don’t worry, I’m off now. A goodbye clickie for y’all. Work safe, I promise. Bye!
bye!
Artorius! Have a great weekend!
Have a good weekend!
omg funniest!!!!
What do you reckon to him making a CLEAN get-away?
pssst. 2 minutes late.
Damn someone beat me to it
Try to find hope in the fact that some did not beat you to it.
♪ Beat it! Just beat it! ♫
*moonwalks*
*off key*
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♪I’m walking on sunshine … WHOA!!!♪
♪ I know that’s it for me. If you steal my sunshine. ♪
♪You are my sunshine! My only sunshine!♫
♪ I can see clearly now
The rain is gone
I can see all obstacles
In my way
Gone are the dark clouds
That had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright
Gonna be bright
Sun shiney day ♪
♪ You might as well be walkin’ on the sun ♪
♪ I saw the sun, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sun ♪
(not sure if its sun or sign, but I’m going with it anyway.)
LMAO!! WIK it’s sign. But you know…I know nothing about that song or the group who sang it. Sooo….*flees*
by jove! you’re right! I found it *clicky*
I appreciate the overuse of onks and dramatic black and white still frames of striking poses.
[stevie]
♪ You are the sunshine of my life. ♪
[/stevie]
♪ Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeah. Make you wanna move your dancing feet ♪
[Elton]
♪ Don’t let the sun go down on me ♫
[/Elton]
[Michael Jackson]
♪ …nevermind, I think I have reached my quota for tasteless jokes for the day.
♪ The sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there will be sun. ♪
You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy,
When skies are grey.
Dammit.
Read properly.
♫ Noone wants that pun repeated! ♫
♫ Have some more sunshine, have some more laughs,
Have some with LEILA, if she brings the calf ♫
Calf?
Where is that stupid bovine??? Damn … gaynor is going to have my head. Shhh…don’t tell him/her.
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Patrica the calf♀ where are you? Here kitty kitty kitty?
Looks like the guy in the tub is surprised. Or smashed.
Of course he’s suprised there are two men, three carsr and a whol road in his bathroom!
He’s probably upset because his great ability to multitask usually saves 10-15 mins off his morning routine.
Shaving is hell, though.
Only on bumpy roads.
Did you hear the one about the lady who shaved her legs and wrecked em?
That works so much better when spoken. Sorry guys.
I think it’s a seatbelt violation.
Splish splash I was takin’ a bath . . .
all along the hwy 5!
~Rub-a-dub I had ShamWow in my tub…~
And suddenly the tub was empty.
And I found a beat up hooker.
I was wondering where she ran off too.
*raps FSA’s knuckles for ending verse too soon :grrr:*
♪ Thinkin’ everything was all right ♪
Hey officer, can you get the middle of my back? I can’t quite reach.
And you wouldn’t have a towel in that car of yours, would you?
Maybe some scented bath oils? I like peppermint.
Umm…no Officer. I get the plug myself
NEVER go anywhere without your towel!
Don’t forget to bring a towel!
It’s for the man always on the go — Kills 2 birds with 1 stone.
He’s confused by those Mobil commercials where they talk about adding detergent to their gasoline.
LOL!
I wonder how many times the cop had to repeat what was happening to the dispatcher when he radioed back to the station.
“Uhhh, Frank, could you say that again, because I thought you said you have a …”
I would love to hear this conversation, and how he came to this idea.
What kind of mileage do you think it gets?
It’s eco-friendly, too. He uses the water to trap the fart methane, which is then run into the engine. Brilliant!
“Uh. officer, I wasn’t being a crazy old ma, I swear! I was just trying to find a new vehicle for work and find a way to save time and do hygene at once. Yeah, that’s it.”
“But officer, the neighborhood already has a crazy cat lady! I need a schtick too!”
The crazy naked bath car guy?
I.E.; the guy married to the crazy cat lady.
Well, Occifer, the nish shalesman *hic* told me it wash a Ferraw-Ferr-Shports car and I wash *hich* tesht-driving it.
It’s a bathmobile !
Dunnah Dunnah Dunnah Dunnah Dunnah Dunnah Dunnah Dunnah BATH MAN! BATH MAN!
Does he fight crime in Washum City?
*appologizes for a high cheese factor on that one*
No problem Chester.
Chester….the Cheetah…you know…from Cheetos?
I had no idea he was called Chester.
He’ll get all dangerous with cheese or something if you call him anything else.
It’s not easy, being cheesy.
But it’s greasy.
I suggest you get a tubmobile.
The cheese stands alone.
The cheese stands alone.
Hi-ho,The derry-o.
The cheese stands alone!
*also apologizes for this one*
BATH MAN!! and his trusty sidekick RUBBIN!
Holy Bubbles Bath Man!
In elementary school, we would say “Holey Underwear, Batman!” and think we were comedic geniuses. Of course, there was also the classic question “What were you eating under there?” When the person responds “under where?”, you say “Ha ha! You were eating underwear!!”
Humor was so simple in those days.
Oh that brings back memories. How about this one: Say lettuce and spell cup.
Ok. Lettuce C-U-P.
Oh! I get it!!
Ha ha ha ha HOO HEE HAA HAA!!!
*wipes tears*
*Tries to urinate, then realizes that dead people don’t have to do that sort of thing anymore*
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Sorry.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Swell, I must know, what is your avatar? Up until a few minutes ago I thought it was a basset hound.
I thought it was a mog batting rose petals *shrugs*
Looks like a cat with a cheese-hat on it’s head to me.
He’s scrubbing away those criminal greasebags?
Win!
The main question is where is he gonna pull the money out from for the cop?
It’s Russia and not North America. You have to pay the cop, or else…
Huh? Waddya mean they accept money?!?! Damnit.
*looks at old Russian visa*
*winces*
“what? i’m trying to wash my ‘bike’ here…”
“You won’t believe what type of gas this thing runs on….and those aren’t soap bubbles!!”
“Excuse ME, officer, but I don’t interrupt YOU and give YOU a ticket when YOU are trying to take a bath!”
ick…I double posted…
Damnit! Someone always takes my ideas….*pouts*
*goes back to work on his bicycle/lawnmower*
*likes that idea*
*fiddles with motorized bar stool*
*engine explodes in a fireball*
Damn. Back to the drawing board.
I don’t see why this is a “double” fail….
zippycat…..zipppycat, what are they feeding you….zippycaaaaaat…..zippycaaaaat…
Sorry, sh*t just pops in my head sometimes.
Oh gawd Phebes…
Pivot! PIVOT!!!
I don’t see the problem.
Jam-good
Custard-good
Meat-gooood!
OMG. That was sooooo funny. The show would of sucked without Joey.
The Thanksgiving episodes are my favorites!
I agree about Joey, too bad his own show sucked so bad.
Yup, I watched 1, maybe 2 episodes.
“would have” “WOULD HAVE” ““WOULD HAVE”
*hands Judy a stick*
Let the beatings begin.
Sorry, B2f, sometimes I get a little excited.
All better now.
Yes, Dragon would of been very disappointed to hear that.
AAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time you make this particular grammar mistake, god kills a baby seal!!!
Sweetie, I think you have sex addition. You need to cut back on the wood.
Sex addition: 1 + 1 = 3
tripple fail, the police man blocks the traffic plus he is happy doing it (french would say gai)
I wonder where the rubber duckie went.
The cop confiscated it.
*ducks*
NOOO! Not the rubber duckie!!!!
Same place as his license.
*quack quack*
Ooooooh snap!
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*dives in tub* I will save you duckie!!! Hold your breath.
Woah there, that’s not the duckie, but you can keep tugging on it if you would like.
You look suspicously like our Jules imposter!
Is that Steve O?
Not certain. I can’t tell if his scrotum is stapled to his leg ~ *shudddder*
OK, my bath water’s ready and I’m off to work. When I check back in tonight I expect to find 9 references to “clean getaway” (including this one) in this Fail. TTFN
MRN made a clean getaway there.
*desperately tries a reference*
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We will try to keep the puns squeaky clean too so FB doesn’t eat them.
We need 7 more people!!!
He’s using clean energy!
The cops tried to catch him, but he left the water running!
We need FIVE more.
Four! Hey! I won’t be the one to pull the plug.
I bet when the cops pulled him over his face drained of colour!
I wonder how he felt when the flashing light washed over his tub?
The cops should be out there fighting grime intead of worrying about small-fry like this.
Although I’m not sure about that gleam in his eyes.
He ran rings around the cops till the water got cold!
And to think his record use to be sqeaky clean.
Um…Jules?
And now he’s circling the drain.
Hey Jules, if your going to use that pun again you should rinse it off first.
I think MRN will be very proud of us when she reads this.
SHE?? Leila, of all people…
He’s a smooth criminal.
He’s a slick bastard
He’s a tub-o-lard.
It’s so nice to see so many airy comments ‘bubbling up’.
Is it just me, or does that engine seem awfully small to be pulling a bathtub full of water?
Depends on whether the tub is fiberglass or ceramic.
Did anyone say “he didn’t get a clean getaway” yet?
MRN is going to kick your butt! Now go up there and read her post. *glares at 5 eagles*
Or what you could of said Leila…(?) is sorry 5 eagles MRN already did.NO glares are needed.
*pats 5 eagles on back*
*whispers in ear*
Don’t mind her son, she’s a little drunk, I gave her some dragon grog and she’s slightly smashed.
Ok all is forgiven then water under the ass sort of speak .
You’re typing this on a bridge…? Or are you standing in a puddle?
Dragon grog????
You told me & Patrica the calf♀it was mimosa. I don’t feel so good…I need to lay… *BARF!!!!!*
*shoots gaynor a disapproving glance*
What did you do to Leila??!
*grabs the ShawWows and the bukkit*
She wanted alcohol!
*staggering* Has nybody ssssssseeen P P P Patrica the caaaalfffffffffff♀???
Here’s another “could of”.
nope don’t think so…
Nope. You’re the first….in this thread.
Hey, did this guy make a clean getaway?
Get it? Get it?
Stop! Just STOP! You’re killing me with that line!
Either clean up your act or sud off!
Wut? No ratings, yet 212 failers in communication? =0, meh, thougth i’d be first…
You don’t seem to understand what the blue “Failures in communication” means.
We’re all a bunch of “failers”
These puns are making me watery eyed.
I see what you did there O.O
I bet he’s going to make a clean getaway!
1st voter!!!!
Well, I guess something’s wrong with the rating system =(
Yes. You are not first. Dumbshit.
I’m in a bad mood, dirtbags.
So you hurl insults @ people you don’t know and never will meet just because you are in a bad mood?
Hi JasonK. I’m not a dirtbag. It takes a special a**hole to make himself feel better by putting people down – that’s if it’s working for you.
Nope, not trying to put you down. But I’m hurling insults around at the moment.
always look on the bright side of life…
*whistles*
Awww, Poor JasonK. Hurl them as you may, but I find it inexcusable to lash-out at those around.
Whoah, steady on, JasonK. Calm down and tell us what’s wrong.
*offers JasonK some pot*
I wonder where and how a Bored Paralegal gets pot.
Actually JasonK, I think most people around here are living folks, which makes them more like fleshy bags of mostly water. I’m the only dead one here, the only true dirtbag.
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Technical I know, but the living takes offense at the weirdest things sometimes.
JasonK, you are falling off the wagon a bit there. Best get that foot of yours out of the BOG before it’s too late.
Love how angry he looks that they pulled him over.
OH SH*T! THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND’S GOT A GUN!
*dives into dragonbath*
No … calm down. He is taking off his clothes to jump in the tub.
The police officer is showing his gun.
*admiring police officer’s gun*
With both eyes? How will you know if anyone is watching you do that?
I will just use the one eye…
As long as it doesn’t shoot prematurely…
Hee hee! You said c0cked!
Is the double fail being the guy riding a bike in a bath and being naked and the officer having a bulge looking like a boner.. or is that an extra?
So there is, guy being pulled over, riding a bike whilst in a bath, being naked, the officer having a bulge.
Quadruple fail?
LMAO….Zabrina
Oh how doest thee fail … let me count the ways.
The thing probably runs on naturally gas… And some of those bubbles probably aren’t soap.
LOLWUT
officer: are you having bubble trouble?
bathcycle man: no officer i was eating some chili beans when i spilled some and so i had to go to the shops to get some washing powder when i realized that i have not had a bath and so i am taking one but i ran out of fuel and need someone to push me to the nearest petrol station.
officer: look i would help you but i don’t understand what you’re bubbling on about.
Good lord, now bacteria can type! I had no idea they had the mental or physical capacity to do this! Darwin must be spinning in his grave.
Doesn’t typing require fingers?
…or really long knuckles.
That’s what I meant! This is an evolutionary breakthrough!
no sh*t
Try Exlax.
Cilia win!
I don’t know why they call them fingers, I never see them fing. Oh, there they go!
I just spoke with Darwin and actually he’s quite proud of E. Coli here. Dancing might be a better description of what he’s doing than spinning.
Why “double” ?
Fail: Unrated edition. Cool!
Where’s the boobs?
“Where are the boobs?” (sorry Judy)
Chillax, B2F. It’s only “would of” *wince* and “could of” *shudder* that bother me.
But since we’re on the subject, I’m not altogether fond of “prolly” either.
have,has,had,do,does,did,would,could,should,may,can,shall,will,must,might.
I have no idea what all these words have in common, but for some reason I cannot get them out of my brain!!!!!!!!
Here…take two of these and call me in the morning.
I guess I prolly would of, should of, could of refrained from posting this then. Sorry Judy!
Hey, you’re dead. I have no expectations when it comes to you.
Oh mother Russia!
I like the name. Now, if I was a rich man…
This fail is stale.
DUI fail? That’s what I call a bathtub mint julep.
Driving Under Immersion?
I hereby award you Two Gold Stars.
Yay me!
Michael Phelp’s car?
That was a gold medal comment.
What’s the “double”? Is there an identical twin to this guy just out of frame?
Nope. There’s three of ‘em.
They are in the tub with him. *wink*
Scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
*claps*
Clap off ♪
Clap on ♪
*grabs Mals hands*
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Clap OFF ♪
*wonders why the living always has to give each other the clap*
*shudders* eeeew!
Aren’t you a little bit intrigued?
I don’t think three men in a tub is as hot for girls as the thought of three women in a tub is for us.
Yeah, can you please explain that to me? What is all the hoopla about?
Secretly…maybe.
Yeah… I agree with Starfish here… *has been shown the light*
Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything….
The cop is pitching a “tent” thats the double.
Not really. A guy calling himself Tom is looking at the cops … uh … ‘package’. That’s the double!
Its like Garry’s mod in real life
It’s John Freeman!
Did you leave the bath running?
Because I just saw it heading down the street!
(How o how o how did you miss that joke?)
MOOMIN!! You are back!!! That dude is begging for potato insertion if you ask me.
I deny everything.
THE BEST from the last 50 pages, at least!
There went his clean getaway. …
dont get it…
officer: did you drink anything after your bath, Mr Bubbles?
Mr Bubbles: no, officer. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for anything else.
well, i live in this (Russia as you can see) country
but officer, she told me to take a bath!!!!
officer: ok boys it’s not the dirty crook we were after
wots the 2nd fail o.o
The officer has an erection looking at the man in the bathtub
Looks like a real time saver to me. You can wash up in the morning on the way to work… instead of wasting that time just paying attention to the road.
In Russia – bath takes you… aniwere you want.
I don’t think so, but you difinitelly can see things like this in Russia
win?
I want to know what happens to the water if he has to go up hill. And if there is a heating mechanism built in – bath water can get cold! And hopefully he doesn’t have a long commute – he’d be all pruned when he got there.
human stupidity is endless
u guys r really chatin on this? wow
Now, is it just me or is the officer having a boner?
All I cam say, is WTF?!
he has a boner if you didnt knotice
Again, how is this fail? This guy is AWESOME. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
He’s a nice little old man. Very clean. *coughbeatlesreferencecough*
“Well, I figure it’s like this. I like baths. Annnd I like bikes. So doing both at the same time must be a really great idea!”
Flakey Foont did it first.
Sometimes they give you a ticket.
Sometimes they drag you into the ditch and
shoot you in the back of the head.
You have a crush on russian fails, dontcha?) this one is like 5th this year)
Bathing Win
Russia today
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you all are loosers! turn of the computer
This is quite possibly the most bizarre thing I have ever seen on this website, and thats saying a lot!
Double Fail? Pfft Double Win
In my opinion…
Hey that rhymed. Too bad I’m out of time.
…
I’ll stop now.
i don’t even know where to start. wonder if it gets good gas mileage.
You know, if I didn’t have a motorized bed, I’d suspect that dude was nuts.
this is clearly a win. i’m sorry, but if you can find a way to both BATHE and MOTORCYCLE, and do so in such a way as to draw serious police attention, WIN.
epic win.
is he dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s just like in the old Mr. Natural comic by R. Crumb where Flakey Foont decides to spend the rest of his life in the bathtub. ‘Natch tries to get him out of it, but gives up. Flakey goes out one day in a bathtub mobile, and is riding high and proud until he tips over and spills out as one big human wrinkle!
Tubthumping
O-o Dude…. WTF? That’s all I can say.
That’s an easy question…
Tubthump with me baby, all night long.
Officer
The officer has an erection
What a great way to save time while driving to work. He no longers have to take a shower before goring to work. He can just wash himself during red lights, and drain all the water and drive faster, so there is more wind which will dry him off.
Option One: “Look it’s either this or drive my convertable through a car wash!”
Option Two: “I multi-task.”
Option Three: “Do you really want to do the paper-work on this one?”
Option Four: “You wouldn’t believe the morning I’m having?”
Option Five: “Would you believe this a science experiment on prunny skin?”
THE COPS GOT A HARD ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW WRONG????
olooolololololololololololololol
R0flma0 the cop has a bonner
He has a bonner? I thought he had an erection. Or mybe a boner.
Maybe*
Well, yeah, I just had a brew with the fellas. Is that a crime now too?
I’m sorry but…
What the heck???
HE HAS A BONER. TEH COP HAS A BONER. l2 kthxbye
im sure the urge to take a bath on the go takes us all sooner or later lawl
Ah I get it, there’s the double fail, lmao.
Wow. How is that a is fail? Epic mcWin! I want his bike.
God damn I hope thats been photoshopped.
I guess it hasn’t been photoshopped.
Cuz it’s Russia.
wow what a genius
hehehe) from Russia with big love
Russian fail (:
The fact that he managed to build a motorized bath tub is a WIN in itself.
i wanna motorcycle like that for christmas.
Is it just me, or does the cop have a boner? Look real closely.
i think the cop has a hard on
i noticed that. i guess im not the only one