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I mean, these surveys are always the same and don’t say a thing about ppl…
Second place troll award! (how sad)
dangit
why would u reply to urself
This is the euphoria that still left after he saw the reply button is back…
Take the real Survey
yea internet rich!
^ Fail.
trolls are trolls… what can you do
second place! well done ^_^
Actually it says a lot about people: Sex, Age, Ethnic Background, Country AND if they have children at home. I don’t know what failblog intends on doing with the information, but it does say something about the audience.
It helps them narrow down their advertising markets. Advertisers LOVE to know who they’re talking to.
“Talking to”? You’s funny!
assuming you don’t lie…
This is bullshit. After you answer the first few questions and it says “you now qualify to take the survey”.. you are directed to greenfields (where you have to register), and there’s no survey.
That is the survey, after which “you now qualify to take part in one of FAIL Blog’s partner’s market research panels”. You can stop there.
Really. Read the text guy. Sheesh.
That was painless. no complaints from me.
You’re a liar. That was the horrible. I demand you fight me to the death.
Oh yeah, so horrible, 20 seconds are wasted from ur life, go back to ur lolcats n00b
^ Irony recognition skills: yours are non-existent, KaienZeta. Result? Sense of humor: UTTER FAIL. You have my sympathy. . . Unless, of course, you were attempting to demonstrate a rudimentary understanding of irony as well. In that case, well, it came off just plain rude. (Perhaps this post will do the same, although I wasn’t necessarily aiming for that.) Having said that, I’m over it and outta here.
Why are you always the one doing the chiding of what you consider inappropriate comments? I don’t get what caused you to become the Thought Police of Fail Blog.
P.S.: I am not KaienZeta by the way.
I own a sharp sword a shotgun and have armor made of duct tape. Bring it on. Or we could both laugh and forget about it.
I have a rocket launcher and a flamethrower. By the way, that shotgun isn’t mine?
Looks like someone plays too much of this game…. *Clickie* =)
shit. i know im not going to do well, i didn’t study
A small point to be made, but a survey and an exam are quite different.
WWWHHHHHAAAATTTTTT????????
Well that really is a matter of opinion.
I now have 18,000 Internets! Wow!
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I’m not so sure about signing up to be on that panel, though. Sounds like a spam-fest waiting to happen.
You can have my 18,000 Internets as well. I have them piled up in my car.
The FAIL Truck?
Car.
Shit.
Poo.
Ass cheese.
Pickle.
grrrrrr…..
words wont nest below this level
Yes they will.
NO THEY WONT!!!!!!
What do you think you are, a JEDI waving your hand around like that?
FAILCOPTER
CLICK MY NAME FOR DETAILS
I only got 7 internets. My filter’s broken.
i got no internets
You guys are so materialistic!
why do people always vote low for failblog admin requests?
I think because they’re funny but not, you know, funny ha-ha.
I hate taking surveys, so I lied about two of the answers. Let’s see those bastidges target my demographic NOW.
^Win.
Hahahaha
rofl WIN
I think failblog already has an ad displayed for every possible demographic – no need for this survey
I took the survey two seconds ago and still have not received my 9,000 internets. I want my 9,000 internets NOW!
*hands over 9,000 Internets exactly, as to stop all over 9,000 replies.*
eh?
“3. What is Your Ethnic Background?”
“White/Caucasian” and “Black” doesn’t really qualify as ethnicities.
about.com:
“ethnicity (n) a term which represents social groups with a shared history, sense of identity, geography and cultural roots which may occur despite racial difference”
I recognize blurple as my ethnicity
It is because they cannot ask for your racial background, cause that’s racial profiling.
No, they don’t. But they are often recognized as such.
i’m a WASA in eastern US
A is for apple….. no, um…Agnostic. no WASPS here, those are scarry!
Take a survey. Sounds about as exciting as buying cheap, funny T-shirts.
I’ve done this at least 10 times and I haven’t gotten the answers right yet!
There are no right or wrong answers. Except yours.
Wouldn’t it be cool if we convinced them that Failblog was viewed exclusively by 13 yrea old Hispanic Germans?
*year
That would be WEIRD!!!
lol
Thanks for totally ignoring people who don’t wish to disclose certain answers or people who don’t fit into boxes. What about people who don’t identify as male or female? And also, if you lump all nationalities/races/ethnicities that aren’t mainstream into other, they’ll obviously not get to play a part in your figures. This entire survey is a generic piece of crap that ignores the fact that aside from a general age range, your demographic is “people who like to laugh at things,” which isn’t particularly specific. I expect better from you.
Oh for crying out loud! Get over it. Nothing about this blog is, or ever has been, about being politically correct. ALL surveys are an attempt to homogenize people as a whole. They are not to further direct funnies to you. They do not care about you, personally. So sorry.
I, personally, refuse to answer any more of their questions until they answer ours – - WTF has been going on with this site the last couple of days??? No explanation, no excuses, hell, they don’t even acknowledge that there is a problem! Am I the only one that this is aggravating?????
I answered the questions. Nothing more (really) than age/gender/ethnicity(?). And I did so in hopes that being cooperative will entice them to fix what bugs we have. It’s give and take here it seems.
Having demographic data on your viewers can greatly increase ad revenue, since it allows more targeted advertising. I’m okay with it, in this case. If they target me specifically, though, I don’t like it. For example, google tracks all your searches, and other sites use cookies to track your web-browsing habits, so they can target ads at you. I find that a tad too big-brother-ish. I try to cleanse my cookies and other spyware regularly.
man! I HATE being homogenized!
*applauds Avis* indeed it is so for male or female i check ‘no’ lol…. even though I do denote my gender next to my screen name
dude, if you have such strong veiw about how the world is messed up WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON FAILBLOG
Failblog Survey Fail
I think there are more guys here than girls *shrug*
imma guy o.O
i was under the impression that Avis is a girl, but who can tell on the internet *shrug*
So who won then?
what’s so funny about this fail?
Failed to take survey..
“Failed to open page”
Safari can’t open the page “…” because the server where this page is located isn’t responding.
Next time include a bi-racial option in your ethnicity section, some of us can’t fit neatly into one box.
Yeap.
WTF is with your age demographic? You have that divided into absolutely stupid chunks. No Ad Sales agency would take that seriously.
can i trade in my 9000 Internets for a bj?
yep give them all to me.
(gives them)
*runs*
wait…..i have 18,000 internets, what can i get for THAT much?
A used donkey?
A used donkey!!?
Surveys make me realize that I really matter.
… really? Am I the only one who noticed the over 9000 thing they stuck in there? I know you don’t really follow in-jokes, but in this case, YOU ALL FAIL!
Thank you and have a nice day.
What? 9000!?
Woohoo
lmao best answer! I give you my 9,000
Shut up Ted!
Failblog’s owners are slowly but steadily becoming a real pain in this website. First the branding of the videos, then the “vote for us for the webbies” cavalcade of profoundly annoying posts and now this thing about audience surveys.
The moment they take the site in this direction is the moment it starts rubbing me the wrong way, so I stop recommending it, I stop checking it so regularly and they eventually lose a number of followers. How shit.
Not again?
There are unique 840 ways to answer this survey. But the only way to WIN is by not playing the game.
I just love the negative comments here.
WHAT 9000!?1
EXCUSE ME?
“We’re sorry!
This offer is not available in your area.
You will be redirected shortly. ”
France Suck’s
ENTER IN THE WRONG INFORMATION EVERYONE
It’s over 9000!?!?!?
AWAITING MODERATION DURR HURR
Oh nice, that gets through, but anything even remotely critical you slap down. Teabag my balls failblog
OVER 9000 INTERNETS!!!!!! O-M-G