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Now this is intimidation!
That says Tesco on the bottom. This must be a UK card! Oh, the shame!
Aw c’mon. What am I supposed to say? Two video fails from Germany in a row and the last one was particularly embarrassing.
Fail! One video is from Switzerland (->see SF1 in the upper right corner)
Good!
How was I to know? Swiss people usually don’t run…
nor do the polish
eh? what’s that about polacy??
Schwitzer Dütsch!
What does it say on the side of Tesco’s trucks? ‘You shop, we drop’
It does say that.. but I can’t tell if you’re making a joke or a statement… o.0
Bloody Failing UK cards!!!
Useless Factoid of the day: Thats a tesco value dynamo powered clock/radio…
Just so you know…
It doesn’t say Tesco, it says ocseT, so its probably some french company, were safe… for now…
Every little helps lol
MRN, love the link to those crazy veggies. Thanks!!!
Just for you
clicky.
Blocked!!!
This corporation sucks!
I will check it when I get home.
That should give me time to hide. . .I mean, I’m glad you will get to see it
What did you do Moomin?
*squeeze*
*squeeze* I am still a little suspicious. Well, guess I will find out later … and … I will find you.
Good morning everyone! Nice… new eyeball anatomy icon, Leila.
Good morning!!! I still can’t see the darn thing. My cache needs some clearing I guess.
Ah, well I certainly see it. It’s some sort of eyeball covered in a muscle membrane as if in an anatomy. :3
FSA – clickie and you’ll understand.
*squeezes*
Moomin, I don’t think being on a separate continent will protect you from Leila tomorrow!!
*thinks Brewski is very wise* Hi Brewski! *squeeze*
So… It’s not an anotomically correct eyeball, but an evil possessed cabbage?
Morning everyone…and Leila…your avatar scares me.
*saw it last night on his home PC*
FSA, they are just crazy veggies – maybe the zombie variety. I don’t know how MRN found them but they are fun … sometime.
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There, there Malicite. I will change it to another less scary one. Suggestions?
A…… rabbit.
A rabbit like this?
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/childhood-rabbit-scary-demotivational-poster.jpg
Morning Leila, Hi Mal!
Oh, but you’re an evil Moomin!
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
shit looks legit hurr
that other one was just scary
… because I don’t want kids yet?
. . .I forgot to condiment my chips?
….all my towels are in the washer.
…my ear was getting infected.
….I finished my protein shakes yesterday.
…I ran out of saltlick.
…the tacos where free yesterday.
…I ran out of mouthwash
…I haven’t had a good barf in weeks.
Isn’t that the way everyone does it?
Yeah! It’s not rocket surgery!
Brain Science isn’t for everyone!
IT’s VATI GUIESS!!!
WHO CARES?????!?!?!
…somebody else already came in the other orifices.
Not to mention coming into a large inheritance.
Dirty money?
….Because I was starving!
… because your brother came in through the back door.
…because … ♫ she came in through the bathroom window. ♫
(Mornin’ *squeezes* for all!)
*squeeze*
GCF! How did they get your cards?!
Honesty win.
haha! I think he’s going to go out and order a bunch of these.
That bastard must have sent it to someone else!
*sobs*
Clickie! more my style
I’m scared to clickie… is it NSFW?
nope..its a valentines day cartoon. IM NOT LYING
Go ahead, fluffy. Keep the sound down, though. I thought it was funny.
Um, I’d have to say that’s WIN.
No you don’t have to! Resist the urge, don’t allow it to control your life!
No! Give in to your hate! Use the dark side!
May I side on the Neuteral side?
That would be eunuch.
Only if you promise to spell it right next time.
I’m with you. I don’t see how this could be viewed as a Fail.
I see Win Win WIN
So you were the one holding the gun to his head, making him HAVE TO say it was a win.
J’accuse!
But he did say that he WOULD have to say. But that implies that he doesn’t actually have to say that anymore, because he did something that created a disturbance in the force that would have caused him to– -brain explodes-
I glad he did to.
Awww, isn’t that romantic?
Exactly what I was thinking
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside…
Good lord, I hope you don’t feel sleepy, Mal! That could be hypothermia!
*takes out a bottle of vodka*
May the power of wodka compel me…
Can you mix tequila and vodka?
Only if you also add whiskey and sambuca.
*hands LEILA whiskey and sambuca*
*hic* thhhhhhank you.
Leila, for you, anything is possible
Oral sex win
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have my doubts about this one. Dare I say Photoshopped?
No, but I dare! PHOTOSPLOP LOLZ!!!111!!!!!!@!@!@!ONEONEONELOLNOOBS!YOUALLSUCK!!!
Steady on, you will give your self a seizure!
Its not from Tesco, its from Moonpig.com
I suspected it might be…
all the same, next Feb, I’ll be taking a peek at the tesco value valentines cards just in case
(can’t really tell what the thing underneath is – it may just be a tag for a shrinkwrapped set of 20 (!) cards (polygamy / playa much?), or it could be completely unrelated, like an electric hand-whisk or whatever.
Of course it’s photoshopped. All cards are. What program do you think they use? Excel?
*photoplops*
comment WIN!
(But the generally dont use photoshop for these kind of things, rather indesign or quark x-press)
If it’s a tesco card, probably Microsoft Publisher…
I agree. The color on the “my mouth” is darker than “i’m glad you came into”
Definitely a shop.
Honesty win!
agreed
yes wolf you dare.. i’d put my money on photoshop too.
it’s a massproduced commercial card, if there’s one there would be hundreds maybe even thousands printed before the “faulty batch” was stopped and called back. and as far as i know this is the only case where this has been noted soo…. even tho it’s hilarious, i think photoshop is involved.
If it is photoshopped; it’s a fantastic job!
And now for something completely different. . .
S!
(squeeze, snuggle, smooch, satisfy, satiate, succour, suck, shtup. . .)
wow!
…you were unbelievable!! I need to take a break now.
Sneaky.
Not I.
Surreptitious?
…perhaps.
Savory? Scrumptious? Spicy?
You’re getting warmer.
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE* back!
I’ve been missing this place. “Work” has taken a turn for the seriously worse, and I dare not participate other than at lunch or “breaks”. Buncha losiers (lou’ zhers) in that place.
Fun new word courtesy of Girl Friend, btw…
*SQUEEZES* and tequila all around!!
I was wondering where you’ve been. I am sorry about the lou’zhers … they are all over aren’t they? *sigh* … TY for the tequila. Too bad you don’t make margaritas.
Seductive!
Everyone’s switching around their icons. Leila, GV, who’s next?
Mine’s just another portrait, but from further back.
…Huh. Maybe I’ll find an icon. But not right now.
How about this one? Clicky!
Hmmm… That’s a good one! I’ll certainly put it on my “Maybe” List.
*dresses up as a ragged old man*
*meanders towards camera*
IT’S…
I’d even add that this job is so well done its blowing!
…Sorry.
Definately photoshopped, it used to say “butt crack”
Ooooooooooh…that makes total sense now.
But still hopefully it was for a woman.
not so much. give me five minutes and i’ll make it say something else for you. any requests?
First drink then swallow.
… and our “Perfect Comment on This Morning’s Fail” award goes toooooo…….
eagleeagleeagleeagleeagle!!!
And the crowd goes mild!
p.s. It really is the cleverest so far.
*stand and applauses*
At least i got nominated…
I didn’t?!
Agree… Photoshopped.. Or even could be the lesser known step brother..PhotoImpacted
Honestly, that’s rather GIMP’ed…
Actually, I’d say it has been paint’ed.
It looks Microsoft Paint’d to me.
Noes! You were faster, you fish-like thingy.
*quietly removes superfluous ‘es’ and hopes for the best…
*chucks the little squirrel in the dryer*
*watches it go round and round*
*pukes*
ROFL!!
I would pounce you but you have puke all over your face.
*offers BaconLube scented shamwow*
Puke on his face? I know the feeling!
*yells* SO HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING TODAY BREWSKI!!!!!
*hands Brewski fluffy pink earmuffs*
Who gave Leila a bag of Doritoes Scream Cheese?
It was gaynorvader!!!
*looks at LEILA with reproachful puppy dog eyes*
My apologies. I don’t know how that ‘es’ got there.
*inverts ‘es’*
Why was Captainpirx’s nose fast and fish-like? Fish Flu, obviously!
Haha. Win. XD Even if photoshopped, that is awesome.
No, but I dare! PHOTOSPLOP LOLZ!!!111!!!!!!@!@!@!ONEONEONELOLNOOBS!YOUALLSUCK!!!
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LLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ahhhhh! *stabs Haxored* anybody else?
*whispers in commentator voice*
A reversed Haxored. Stunning performance!
How happy?
Pretty happy actually.
Hopefully this is for a woman..
(Hi everybody!)
Hi! I was wondering about the same thing – whether it was a card for a woman or a man. haha
Ya, I guess it depends on who is sending it.
It says “Fiancé” – so presumably it’s for a man. If it were for a woman, it would say “Fiancée.”
Rather a fine point to put on a card with such a subject matter, mayhaps.
maybe its for gay couples…
Can’t we just leave it at “the one who receives”?
nothing shows love more than a facial!!
…or a pearl necklace.
54st!
Really now, if you repent God will forgive you and you can be made a good member of society and rid yourself of this trollish demon. Or I might have to smash you with my new shiny troll mallet.
Now that’s a card with “taste”
hehehe… splendid comment!
And tasteful, too!
See the video in my link.. now that’s funny
)
So, what do I need to do to become an accepted member of Failblog?
Hope it doesn’t involve pain.
*Shudders*
Last I heard, it involved goats and potatoes.
*Remembers previous fail comments involving potatoes*
*Goes out to buy Baconlube*
At least I can be prepared for the worst.
What are you making? Hash browns?
*brings salsa…*
*brings guacamole*
Have we done the initiation yet? If so, I’m not coming near any hash browns.
No initiation yet … he left.
Shhh don’t tell.
Sir Rian, to be accepted, one must avoid trollish like behaviour.
Ahh like yelling first or random capital letters, ones, yelling about photoshop being used. I’m sure I can do that with help from a mentor like yourself.
Oh no … I am no mentor. You need to look up to the Moomins, Brewskis, gaynorvaders, Malicites, Judys, Avis (just to mention a few) of the FailBlog community.
Yes I know of them, I have been on FailBlog before reading all of your comments and laughing so hard I just wanted to become a part of it, however I didn’t want to be passed for a troll I’ve realized they are getting out of control.
BlogNinja takes care of them.
Yay! I’ve been promoted!
*capers with glee*
*glee struggles*
*pins glee down*
*notices onlookers*
*runs away*
HITH did YOU get promoted before me? *ponders*
I think it was all those gifted children I’ve been eating!
Did you have any whine?
It’s okay, you’ve already climbed the ladder. How’s the view up there?
*Rushes to glee*
*Notices painful dragon slashes down abdomen*
*weeps uncontrollably*
Father!
You never know. haha
Bye all I have to go to my next class and sleep, I mean learn!
Thanks for accepting me
*waves* Bye
That would be VERY awkward if someone yelled that during sex.
.
Especially the guy.
*sighs*
*casts cure moderate wounds on glee*
Come here!!!
*POUNCE*
‘morning!!!! *squeeze*
…carry on
*falls down and scrapes knees*
*squeezes LEILA*
*casts cure light wounds on knees*
*shrugs shoulders*
Now that you’re here … Can Patrica spend some time with me today?
Sure, you seem trustworthy enough, just have her back by 8, she needs to study.
Aaaw…Thank you.
You just have to make a large monetary donation to the Edward K. Simpson Foundation. You do that, and I’ll vouch for you, no problem.
I am here to validate that we had nothing to do with photoshopping this valentine’s card. It is genuine.
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All who oppose will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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XOXO Photoshop
Sure … what are your qualifications?
Hmm does playing football help?
Which one the one that the rest of the world uses or the American one?
American.
Why not. Welcome to Photoshop!!! Now, about your avatar, I believe we can do wonders with it…
Ahh really, like what?
I don’t know … let’s photoshop it and see what we come with.
O.o…….!
SFFTW!
Searching database….
…Your acronym is not in database!
Please input the meaning of this acronym to improve understanding of the WWC.
Thank you.
*beep*
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Super Fastest Fourier Transform in the West?
Star Fish For The Win!
What’s “For The Win” stand for?
Friday almost here, take heed while intoxicated.
Fast
Orderly
Remedial
Troll
Humor
Education
While
I
Nom.
Stupid Freaking Fairy Till Wednesday.
Silly Fruitcake Flying Towards Wonderland.
No, but I dare! PHOTOSPLOP LOLZ!!!111!!!!!!@!@!@!ONEONEONELOLNOOBS!YOUALLSUCK!!!
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ROFLOLMFAOLOLMFAOROFLOFLROFLMAOFAOLOLROFLROFLOLLMFAOLMAO
You see class, this is an example of a “troll”. Say it together now, T.R.O.L.L
For our next leason, making C4 out of normal household products….Please turn to page 6 in your Failblog books.
*turns to page 6 but wonders what leason is*
I gave up using double ’ss’ years ago.
…except in ‘Class’
Redundancy never flaters anyone. *gives up using double ‘tt’*
Why would anyone use double double letttters, it’s just silllly!
Why don’+ we a|| jus+ use +hings +ha+ |ook |ike |e++ers?
I hate using letters and those that resemble them.
K *stops using things similar to letters*
Y£5 @|\|D Y0UR \/\/0RD5 <@|\| £|\|D UP QU|+£ U|\\R£@D@8|_£
That is SO not true.
But I don’t take it as far as THAT.
I am almost ashamed that I had no trouble reading that.
Hey this book’s pages are blank!
Ahhhh, you must be a muggle.
What’s a muggle?
Muggle is the word used in the Harry Potter series of books by J. K. Rowling to refer to a person who lacks any sort of magical ability and was not born into the magical world. (A non-magical person who has wizards for parents is a Squib.) The word occurred in popular culture and literature prior to Rowling’s adoption of it. However, the Harry Potter series popularised the word, and it has come into common usage in other contexts.
Hmm…So you’re saying I can’t read this book because I lack magical powers? But I have magical powers!
*casts true seeing*
Ah, it seems this book is protected by an anti-dragon enchantment. It must be an old book, people used to be so prejudiced towards dragons. *sigh*
What’s a muggle? WHAT’S A MUGGLE? Whaa…are you serious?
I know…I KNOW….right?
I prefer Moogles :/
Final Fantasy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 or 12?
You forgot a few. >.>
I prefer to POUNCE you!
*POUNCE*
‘morning Malicite!!!!
Whoops, was that a mistake?
I have read the books, all seven. I thought the last three were rubbish, but I enjoyed the first four. I can prove it too. In the philosopher’s stone; Harry, Ron and Hermione fall on a plant called the devil’s snare which Hermione casts her blue fire on, then they fly around on broomsticks and Harry grabs the flying key, then Ron wins at life sized chess, then Hermione solves the riddle and harry drinks the potion, defeats Voldemort and saves the day.
Harry saves the day!!!!!!! Nooooooo
You have proven yourself. If you only saw the movie, you couldn’t know about the poison.
*bows to gaynor*
The movies, with their hydraulic staircases and cheap budget cuts? They bit the big one. I only saw the first two.
I used to think everyone in the world has read those books…
He/she/it is a dragon…he/she/it hasn’t hung out much with the two legged human variety. I guess we can excuse him/her/it.
I was joking! Damn this human ‘humour’ baffles me!
Never jest of such a thing ever again, less your head become one with your rectum.
*rides off on Nimbus 2000*
haven’t you bought your nimbus 2009 yet?!?!?!?!
Oh thank goodness! I was praying you would say that. *whew!*
“Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!”
*takes new shiny troll mallet from Sir Rian*
*smasches Haxored back to the cave*
*hands back mallet*
Thanks, that was good.
No problem, glad I could help.
That will be $500.
*Ahem*
What about self-defence and lawless state of emergency?
*Takes mallet again*
*wipes off troll-blood*
*polishes mallet to diamond-like shine*
*handles back almost new but more shiny troll mallet*
deal?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I can’t believe you passed up the chance at a split-double full reverse haxored!!
I wasn’t here until a couple of minutes. I thought some of you might do it, like on the first comment. It is fun, y’know.
ps. wanna try anal
pps. i only with you to get to your hot sister
ppps. i always wanted a little piggy like you
I want this marriage anal(lud).
Here boy, here boy, you want this stick….*throws stick* Go felch.
Felch? Who are you expecting to fetch this … stick?
HAZMAT?
CLICKIE! Old, but gooood
Anal = Love
This card signifies my love…
….and naptime.
*pulls out shiny new cheesegrater*
There it is, i’ve been looking for that!
*hands B2th the cheesegrater*
Merry christmas.
Yippee!!! Looks around for someone to grate.
*puts both hands up*
ooh ooh ooh! me me me!
*shivers*
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ It is very romantical ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Leila, if you find this romantic, you are one-in-a-million.
You don’t think it is? LOL
Clearly a WIN…. Not Fail.
*investigates Zilla carefully*
*pokes her/him/it with a stick*
Why do you living folk always poke things with sticks? It’s considered rather rude, you know. How would you feel if the dead starting poking the living with sticks?
Never mind that, what about the poor sticks?
Says who?
Umm…Zilla?
Dear God, Zilla says so!
who says so as well?
Finally it’s out in the open, women do like it!
I believe the fail is in the wrong location fiancee = fail, mouth = WIN!!!!! And I’m a women
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It’s fiance, sorry babe.
It is a fiancé win, nothing to be sorry about
Win!! 1 thumb down
Photoshop FAIL
I gather this card was not sent to Monica Lewinsky….
This is clearly a win…
A fail? Really?
Seems more like a WIN to me
so romantic…
*cleans his lips with his hand*
Miley? is that you?
WIN, very much so. If my future dearly beloved sent this to me on Valentine’s Day clearly expressing that strong an emotion for my coming into her mouth, spit or swallow we are definitely gonna consider immediate elopement.
wow, its so…straightforward. :/
Look, I know I wouldn’t produce the prettiest offspring, but is that the only reason you let me do that?
*offensive joke ahead*
If a stork brings a white baby, and a raven brings a black baby, what kind of bird brings NO baby? *holds breath*
A…SWALLOW!!! Bwahahahah
Okay, sorry
lmao
Oh, holy shit, that’s a win. I just pissed myself laughing.
is it totally wrong to want this card?
At least this card is only for your fiancé…
You’re doing it… right?
I’d hafta call this one a win
i need this card lol
I need to meet katie lol
Ahem … “Every little helps”
Definately a win!
*BAMF*
EPIC FAIL! – Back to the end of the line!!!
I’d be more worried about the tesco voucher inside
scary valentine’s card is scary
Fake
Talk about Photoshopped.
This is photoshopped. i was given this card and it actually says ‘came i
This is photoshopped. i was given this card and it actually says ‘came into my life’
Now we know why he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.
Well, that’s what you get for buying a Tesco value card…
That was photoshopped for sure…
i like it.
id be so in love if my gf got me this…
id be all like
“DAMN she’s a keeper”