Boss drum, beating out the rhythm of life
I’d rather have a boss drum picture and live than a bass drum picture and be accepted.
Actually, I don’t give two figs about drums.
I’m posting a completely useless, utterly unrespectable comment in reply to a slightly more helpful one posted by jam. Hallo there jam. I hope you’ve enjoyed this short story by me, the strange guy.
Yes, but I understood it as something bands do. Random waving=5ive. How am I supposed to know all these new bands? Ususally they’re out of business as soon as I managed to memorize their names.
As Jim prepared to toss the garter belt to all the bachelors at his sports themed wedding he couldn’t help but notice that his new bride’s brothers were a bit too eager for the catch.
I am slightly disturbed by the revelation. Good thing I have my deweirdulator on. I can take ANYTHING you throw at me with this handy device. Available from any good retailer for $60.05.
Oooh! let me see. i had a pet train once who like to fly monkeys over small fountains of banana flavoured chocolate on a Friday morning, but some fruits refused to believe the puddle had hair let alone pubes and so was driven mad by the slowly undulating frosty santa claus riding atop a tiny spinning hamster with brake lights fitted in its tonsils to keep the ghosts from stealing her lunch and flushing it down the water spout.
Excellent, let us commence merrymaking henceforth and caper across moonbeams to try and capture the small rodents nibbling on the hobbled frankincense glistening in the velvet darkness created by the gollyscraggler eating all the light daring to show its face!
Jolly good show old bean! Let’s go gallop together under the light of the silvery moon, where the mushrooms dance with the breeze and the gollyscragglers are plentiful.
I am fine thankyou. Still have work to do which is good
It looks nice weather for wandering about as well.
How is life treating you? I hope all is well.
What I find more amusing than the nipple rub is the facial expression on the guy. Looks goofy in more than one way. But hey at least he’s having fun. I guess that’s what really matters.
If you think that’s funny, you should see to what lengths people will go to distract free-throw shooters at my university’s home games. Think rather largish guy with a mohawk dancing around in a Speedo. Don’t think about it for too long, though.
Well, I’m intimidated!
I find it disturbingly sexy. I’ll go and take a cold shower.
That’s why I don’t like…. what sport is this, anyway?
Dick length competition.
Well, it sure has something to do with balls at least.
No, those are nipples. Balls would be a lil farther south.
But in this situation, there shouldn’t be.
maybe he’s upside down
i sure would win that
Ohhhh you think ur funny but ur not
Handball I think.
basketball ofc
it is basketball, it was in the final, the man #5 was taking a penalty throw.
basketball.
handball… this is an icelandic team….
A gold shower.
A mold shower.
a bold shower.
aussie rules football
hdu.
not aussie rules, jersey looks familiar, but writing on sign bottom left, definitely not our code.
spanish,bottom left corner FYI
Lol! Definitely not Aussie Rules… if you haven’t noticed; it’s indoors..
Uh… Icelandic; not Spanish.
Stay gold, Ponyboy…stay gold!
half pony half boy…
I love that movie!
that looks like a win to me
damn sexy
What’s up with the kid in the front in the yellow jersey?
He’s getting a serious wedgie?
That’s not a kid. It’s a puppet.
He’s going to win the Tour de France.
Many of the fans already did.
The string to his left shoulder is torn.
That’s not a puppet. It’s a muppet.
That’s no Moon…
That’s your uncle talking.
*muppet=magic puppet!
wedgie from a ghost?
The kid has one arm around a small yellow flag
Never mind him, what’s with that Beatles shirt?
Red is an odd color for the classic Beatles shirt.
It seems to be written Metallica-style.
Fail. That’s kinda how they were writing it when Metallica were still in diapers. Google and find a picture of the bass drum.
What if I don’t?
Well, how will you feel when you come to class and everyone else has a picture of the bass drum and you don’t? What then?
Ooooh the horror…
Yeah, then you’ll be rejected by society for the rest of your life…JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T SEARCH FOR THAT BASS DRUM!
*lightning*
Boss drum, beating out the rhythm of life
I’d rather have a boss drum picture and live than a bass drum picture and be accepted.
Actually, I don’t give two figs about drums.
♪ I don’t want to work,
I just want to bang on the drum all day. ♪
*gives MRN two figs*
*runs off with drum*
Woohoohoohoohoooo!
here’s only one man who would dare give me the two figs. Lone Moomin!
looks like he has a fag in his mouth
Its a flag xD btw thats the game KR against Grindavík in Iceland ^^
hmmm… made me horny too.
If he means he’ll do that to me if I lose, yeah, I’m scared shitless.
Which ones the fail? Looks like an average sport crowd to me :/
Looks more like your average 5ive crowd to me.
What’s fiveive?
You never saw a band, randomly waving their hands in the air?
I did. Is that a 5ive?
5ive is to England as ‘N Sync is to US, right?
I’d go with a yes on that.
I’m posting a completely useless, utterly unrespectable comment in reply to a slightly more helpful one posted by jam. Hallo there jam. I hope you’ve enjoyed this short story by me, the strange guy.
Yessir, that is 5ive.
Stoopid name but it seems there were 5 of them.
*shrugs*
Aaaaaah, it’s a band!
Booby traps! That’s what I said. :p
*squeezes and runs away*
Yes, but I understood it as something bands do. Random waving=5ive. How am I supposed to know all these new bands? Ususally they’re out of business as soon as I managed to memorize their names.
BTW – Ususally is a new band.
Bachman-Turner Wonderbra?
Boldly taunting weasels.
Badly Tuned Whistle?
*puts pants on head and pencils up nostrils*
Blackadder-type ‘Wibble’
Bean Tin Wonderment?
Bop Them Weebles.
Buttery Tasting Whiskers?
Being Totally Wrong?
Bukkit That Walrus
Beckon The Moomin?
(I had a hard time thinking of a suitable verb beginning with ‘B’; Bash, Bang, Bend, Bully, Break, Bum, Bust, Brain, Beat, etc.)
Befuddle the Woomin?
Befriend The Moomin?
(my point was a lot of B-verbs are downright unfriendly!)
Boink The Moomin. 0.0
(So we’re figuring B is an unfriendly letter? Wonder what the friendliest letter is?)
Pay attention, Arthur! Stop taunting the Audi Billboard trolls.
Sorry. But that fail doesn’t stop to amaze me. The reactions to it, that is.
I’ve gotta see this!
Develope a tolerance for the word “WIN”!
It’s like T***l country in there! So much wrong doing!
What’s up with the 10 year old at the right, is that a cigarette?
Must be Polan then.
it’s iceland, because of the ð
Faroe Islands also use ð, but it’s more than likely Iceland.
This reminds me of my old days as a computer programmer and having to face the marketing department.
Sadly, I know what you mean but it still made me LOL.
I’m so glad we don’t have a marketing dept. That’s just creepy.
Simon says…..
What you don’t see are the holes in his shirt.
or in his story to the wife that night
FUN BAGS!
Granny, I looked at this pic ^^^ and thought of your Goodbye Horses.
*squeeze*
Thanks Jam! If only everyone thought of me when they saw man boobs!
*adds this to the list of objectives*
*squeeze!*
I think he made my eye twitch, but that’s about it…
I think he made my thigh itch, but that’s about it…
LOL! That one made me cry bitch! (not you just for rhyming purposes)
is your avatar papa lazerous ?!
…he’s the guy hitched
DAVE?
name of wife soon to be ditched
your my wife nooow XD
that had me stitched
I love papa lazaroo, his brain has a serious glitch
who’s papa lazaroo? is he one of those cop snitch?
travelling carnival man
who really lost it
clickie
won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children
ummmmmm…. children…….
Are you catholic?
Must….stop….thoughts….jail….cold….
children…..warm
when alive anyway
And for a little while after they die…
and again when decomposition sets in
bad bad bad!
*hits self in the face with keyboard*
jhdfasjkdgjahga jwfjw wjefjwheflwe
Good, goood your self punishment pleases me!
As long as they’re alive, yes.
Nice avatar.
I think this is a wicked taunt WIN!
and reveals alot about basketball
*chuckle*
What if that is handball? Or volleyball?
then the crowd is waaaay to excited
could be Olga from the Swedish volleyball team
Or the entire Brazlian bikini team.
You’re watching the wrong porn movies…
There are porn movies ?
What’s a ‘movy’ is it some kind of transportation?
What is this “porn” of which you speak? Is it some kind of food?
If someone of your age doesn’t know then I suppose it doesn’t exist anymore.
It’s the lowest ranked piece in chess. They have very basic movies, but can take ‘en passant’.
And are viable for promotions!
If it goes all the way it turns into a queen.
(Apologies to Richard Richard.)
As Jim prepared to toss the garter belt to all the bachelors at his sports themed wedding he couldn’t help but notice that his new bride’s brothers were a bit too eager for the catch.
all except little sammy, who was content with his B&H extra milds
Guess which one’s the father-in-law
the bloke in the stripped shirt next to the beatles kid??
WINNER Price is 50 internet stockings!
Hazzzar!
*puts one on head, grabs shank and head to the internet shoe store”
*will drive the getaway modem (56k)*
WTF is up with that kids shit? (not the nipple guy but the kid to the right and down)
SHIRT***
i think its banner
..for the mighty mighty mongols?
It levitates. Nothing special, you should see what his underwear can do!
I think he has a flag next to him, same color as his shirt.
Peekaboo!
Bye!
*takes off shirt*
*pulls on nipples*
Leaving so soon?
Intimidated you, didn’t I?
you infatuated me
you have detachable nipples!?
some of us are truely blessed
Wish I had nipples…
I am slightly disturbed by the revelation. Good thing I have my deweirdulator on. I can take ANYTHING you throw at me with this handy device. Available from any good retailer for $60.05.
That’s right. We’ll take your fives
Yeah, the part with the four horsemen especially freaks me out.
Oooh! let me see. i had a pet train once who like to fly monkeys over small fountains of banana flavoured chocolate on a Friday morning, but some fruits refused to believe the puddle had hair let alone pubes and so was driven mad by the slowly undulating frosty santa claus riding atop a tiny spinning hamster with brake lights fitted in its tonsils to keep the ghosts from stealing her lunch and flushing it down the water spout.
Haight-Ashbury, 1967! City Lights Bookstore! Dude, like I was so there with you!
Excellent, let us commence merrymaking henceforth and caper across moonbeams to try and capture the small rodents nibbling on the hobbled frankincense glistening in the velvet darkness created by the gollyscraggler eating all the light daring to show its face!
Jolly good show old bean! Let’s go gallop together under the light of the silvery moon, where the mushrooms dance with the breeze and the gollyscragglers are plentiful.
More of a curse, actually. Leave ‘em on the nightstand and the cats paw at them and knock ‘em under the bed.
Where granny’s lying in wait
*charges up nipple lazors*
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(Lazor art courtesy of wolfgangmunzerl2)
*scoots off to dip overheated nipples in water*
*follows for a peak*
*squeeze!*
*splashes water at you flirtaciously*
*squeeze*
ooh! you little tease!
*displays nipples under skirt hanging at knees*
I always wondered how you teabagged.
This explains everything!
HAHAHAHA! Always wondered myself
*can’t wait for the weekend now*
Dutch blindfold particularly effective in this case
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
Howdy
Hello my friend! How are you? I hope life is treating you nicely!
I am fine thankyou. Still have work to do which is good
It looks nice weather for wandering about as well.
How is life treating you? I hope all is well.
Yes, thank you. I hope that you not only keep your job, but also get the wednesday back real soon!
*jumps in for a group squeeze*
*squeezes all^^^*
*joins group squeeze*
*wonders whose hand touches him inappropriately*
*whistles*
*runs over*
*squeezes ankles at random*
*isn’t surprised*
*stops whistling*
Good ol’ Granny; I owe ya one!
Unfortunately for Paul, he was not prepared for the ugly Black Friday crowd on his first day working at Foot Locker.
they might get knocked around a bit but im sure they’re purrfect
I was gonna help you nudge this one up a little, but then I said, “Naw, I’m sitting this one out.”
yeah you could get clawed by a piercing comment
do you guys see that l33t nazi at the left?
BIFF, is that you?
I see the guy, and on the second row behind him is a guy making the sign of the hammer…
Isn’t that what Manowar fans are supposed to do?
Ps’d. I fink.
Post Scripted?
power of suggestion
Might be an intimidate fail, but it might be worth a good mind f**k o_O
it’s obviously a distraction WIN. obviously…
BMW WIN!!!!!11!!1
Aww, Arthur, they don’t get it ’cause they don’t play chess.
HA!
King me!
*throws dice*
I’ll buy your king for £40!
It was the Bishop doing pawn in the white square?
You’re such a drama queen!
‘king hell, where did you pop from?
*squeeze*
I’m just about to head off to the castle.
*squeeze*
That’s a rookie manoeuvre?
Only knights can manage it.
*waves at everyone*
B-bye!
Bye jam!
That’s an “L” of a move.
Have a fun time!
their faces are photoshopped?
ribbited for your pleasure
That’s the spirit!
I think he’s distraught and wants his belly rubbed.
*Rubs Moomin’s belly and pats his head*
*beams*
*pops hat back into its proper shape*
how did you do that without using your hands???
My nose is this big to accomodate my tongue.
woweeee!
*knocks Moomin’s hat off, jumps on it and hides inside crumpled part*
*scratches Moomin behind the ears*
*giggles*
Hmmm, it tastes like someone hid a dead fish in my hat.
This mackerel needs shellacking, it’s gone off.
*from inside the hat*
just a few more nibbles please!
*slides off the side of Moomin’s head*
(sorry)
Isn’t that public indecency?
No, he covered his nipple and there is less than 50% total body skin exposure.
That’s more than hal…no it’s not.
Photograph timing fail, just missed the tit shot
Are you saying you wanted to see that?
HAHAHA!
Man Topless
Fan Propless
Oh Billy!!
Better be cold in the gym, makes it easier to grap the nipples.!
What’s wrong whit that kid’s shirt o.0
What’s wrong with your avatar?!?
I think gravatar is trying to tell us something…
You just got jizzed on there xD
Just got jizzed on xD
that looks like a horrible WIN
I am rubbing my nipples. Your argument is invalid.
Goddamn, he’s too hot!
He’s obviously showing off his tight nipples!
hahahahahahahaha snilld
anyone notice the black-shirt guy on the far right looks a little possessed?
The guy in the yellow shirt to the lower left is doing his Heil Hitler! hand. LOL
Also, the kid in the yellow is smoking. You can clearly see the cig in his mouth. Hmm, maybe, maybe not.
I’m dead sexay.
personally i think that’s a win…i feel pretty intimidated
♫ When I think about you I touch myself…
It must be WIN.
Most definitely.
this is in iceland!!!!!
The Kid In Front Looks Like He’s Smoking
XD
What I find more amusing than the nipple rub is the facial expression on the guy. Looks goofy in more than one way. But hey at least he’s having fun. I guess that’s what really matters.
Win?
OMGZ A BEATLES SHIRT!!! /dies
those are some nice T l T S!!!
omg! did he die
Intimidation fail… Or Distraction Win
thats not a fail, thats a photobomb.
you say fail, i say WIN
It looks like no one in the audience has eyebrows. Creepy!
that’s a win in my books
I’ve done that before.. @.@
That isn’t an intimidation fail, it’s a distraction win. Duh.
MODESTY WIN
Ohh my god
wtf is up with that kids jersey aswell?!?!
that’s a flag
IS that kid smoking a cig????
no thats a lollipop dumass
That’s a win, he is disturbing the player which is taking a free thrown
This picture is a Disturbing Win. Makes me fear the future.
ah this is taken in iceland!! Handball game i’m assuming…
lol those icelandic people are strange:D
Yeah, if he was going for intimidation, but that doesn’t seem to be the approach this nipple twister was taking.
That is quite a distraction…. wow… wow
Lol that´s in Iceland
Its Icelandic Basketball KR(Black and White) vs GRINDAVIK(Yellow)
KR Won… so fail…
If you think that’s funny, you should see to what lengths people will go to distract free-throw shooters at my university’s home games. Think rather largish guy with a mohawk dancing around in a Speedo. Don’t think about it for too long, though.
2 the left its like HIEL! an 2 the right its like “touch me!”
Brimborg: (Down left corner) Cardealership
Vis: Insurance company
Its all in iceland.
muhahahahaha, HANN ER FKN HOMMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hef samt ekkert á móti þeim
Has any1 noticed a little kid in the front is smoking.
roflmao lmao omfg
I fell out of my chair, rofl xD
he has breasts!