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Wow
Amazing. I got a first comment. o_o
Crystal vampire? That’s an interesting name.
A bit easy to kill, I guess?
The words “Twilight” and “Edward Cullen” come to mind.
I hate Twilight.
Just to clarify: I hate the entire series & the rabid fantards, not just the first book
I wish it was a bit brighter too, I mean day or night? make up your frikken mind
I know! So freaking annoying!
This is obviously fake. There is no curvature on the “WARNING” label (just compare it to the top of the entire label that does curve).
Still funny ;p
The warning box curves just as much as the letters below it.
my penis is curved …
i’m curved
No, it actually says that on the bottles. At least the norwegian ones:)
Ever drank Pepsi Max? I tried it and it’s so bad, I had trouble with the “swallowing” part of the instructions. I just spat it out. Yuck. Now, Pepsi Throwback is actually pretty good. Leave out the high fructose corn syrup and the artificial sweeteners (from the diet Pepsi’s) and Pepsi isn’t half bad.
Ha freezing-glacier-polar bear-in-the-street HA ha HAaAaaAOI( You must be confusing Norway with Sweden, just as Al the others do. Norway is worst of Sweden, (k,)NOT the Capital or something like that. Sweden is berth of Denmark, mostly. Think Volvo, drive
Saab (or for the neck of it, FLY sumthing Saab (sumthing J32B id;)
Ha freezing-glacier-polar-bear-in-the-street Ha ha HAaAaaAOI( You must be confusing Norway with Sweden, just as all the others do. Norway is west of Sweden, k
NOT the capital or anything like that. Sweden is mostly north of Denmark. Think Volvo, drive Saab (or for the heck of it, FLY something Saab (something J32B id )) 
Is this what you meant to say? ^
No it’s real – I have a can of Pepsi Max with the same label.
Seems someone needs to learn perspective.
also notice how the writing on the bottle is in another language
I pretend to like twilight only cause the girl i have a crush on, likes twilight.
Burn in hell! *pulls out M2 Flamethrower*
ಢ_ಢ
You’re meant to swallow? OH CRAP!!
Soemone obviously can godmod irl to swallow then drink.
It’d be better if it said “Suck, then swallow”
Yeah, that’s the warning label I carry.
no, its true, this pepsi max is norwegian, i live there. and im drinking it now and i got suprized that my bottle also said: drink then swallow! first i thought it was international. but no. it was norwegian!
guess, they need that for surviving?
Oh great, he’s back.
PRO-TROLL: Name = FAIL
I’m trying to imagine what other permutations are possible
Well, there’s drink, then fail to swallow, choke, and die…
There’s drink, then inhale…
Drink, laugh, and blow it out your nose…
And then there’s pop in a couple of mentos, drink, and wait for your head to explode…
I also hate when it happens
i hate when it happens
warning! open bottle before drinking
check for adam’s apple before kissing
Check behind you before picking up the soap.
woah!
Its only gay if you push back
Make her drink before swallowing
(that one was just for you granny!)
its the only way I get them to swallow anyway, plenty of drink
(thanks GV!)
“Or you’ll be sorry!”
First Hitler, now Jack Nicholson?! What is this sudden influx of (in)famous people?
Wah! I thought you had been abducted by martians?
No, that was me. Sort of…
I thought he worked in Asda. I’m sure I’ve seen him down there.
Nah, that was Lord Lucan.
*squeeze*
That explains why I’ve not seen him for a long time.
*squeeze*
Good morning everyone!
Good morning, Fruitcake!
Happy Birthday!
Thank you, looney! When’s yours?
January next year.
Come to think of it, every year.
Happy Birthday to you,
you live in a zoo,
you look like a fruitcake,
and you smell like one too!
Most is agreeable except I don’t live in a zoo.
Ironically, my birthday cake isn’t fruity!
What do you live in?
The fridge.
Hmm…how about this;
Happy birthday to you,
you live with the food,
you look like a fruitcake,
and smell like one too!
Song win!
*gives gaynorvader a slice of birthday cake*
Yay! Cake!
*capers*
I dunno…
…but you invade anyway?
HAHAHA!
an influx thats sudden….. wut…
I really think this troll should be upgraded, seriously. Welcome to Failblog. try not to be so cheezy, bye
AAAH!!! IT’S BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!
*runs screaming from the room*
The REAL BondFan would have also waved his arms, while running away and screaming.
I hate it when get the drinking process mixed up.
Refreshments can be so complicated sometimes…
I wonder why that warning is in English and the rest of the bottle isn’t?
[Arrogant/Ignorant American]
Because everybody knows how to speak and read English, it’s just that some folk like speaking fake languages like Klingon or French.
[/Arrogant/Ignorant American]
Wait…swallow? Darn it, I’ve been spitting it out this whole time!
I think you’ve confused the drink with Listerine.
If he’s been rinsing his mouth with Pepsi, then “smiler” must be one of those ironic names, right?
damn. Hey look, someone’s throwing up!
*sneaks out the room*
or Mug root beer. Tastes the same without the burn.
(I actually love root beer, but Mug tastes funny to me.)
Excuse me, mein Führer, I have to go now. Can I leave my suitcase here?
*off*
BOOOOOOOM!!!
*Mission Impossible theme tune plays as Arthur calmly strides out of smoky bunker*
*Slo-Motion*
Where are the white doves?
May I call you Claus von?
I wonder which em@il address would create an Avatar that looks like a real swastika.
This one is fairly close.
Or else you will-ah DIE!
*first one to catch the reference gets nothing*
Isn’t there anything better you can offer?
JasonK offers $25 for something that the Arthur Eld wants $100 for. Arthur Eld then says to the Jasonk, “Make me a better offer”. And Jasonk say “go f**k your self”. How long do we continue negotiations when no one will budge. So the pursuers of peace say let’s us moderate the solution and still no one budges. So now the pursuers of peace say let us arbitrate and decide for you. But no one wants to give up their independence to decide the price. So Jason says to the failblog community if you guarantee me my price then I will empower you to force the Arthur Eld to accept it. Is that what you are advocating?
oooh! story sums!
Now with all this haggling going on, the pursuers of peace try to make a judgement call on what the price should be. But how can anyone decide on this. Each side has a different valuation. There is no market value. Each side values what it is worth to them to make a deal. There is no compromise solution. Its one or the other. Let us assume the failblog community takes upon itself to pick either $25 or $100. How can they do this impartially? Nations have interests, not values. Yet they are forcing Jasonk to accept $25. Let us assume that this community decides that the proper price is $50. Even this would be politically tainted. Why not at the half way mark. It won’t happen because everyone knows, Jasonk won’t budge.
The problem is that even if Jasonk offered him the full asking price of $100, then that would not be enough. It would represent a down payment on Jasonk’s eventual demise. If at any time Jasonk decided that he needed more than the full price, he would have no hesitation entering Arthur Eld’s home as a break and entry and holding him or his family ransom for additional money, were they in need of it or just for the fun of terrorizing him (and killing him) for profit.
Oh, a tl;dr hat trick!
SOLD!
I believe Timothy Geithner and Lawrence Summers could use your help in working out agreements with the banking industry.
Tinklentor shut the f**k up stay on the fail blog. God I hate it when people run on about nothing. Including their personal lives.
And when you talk this much at least it be on the fail blog thanks.
Did i forget to mention that Jasonk was offering Arthur Eld $25 for a bottle of pepsi max with ‘drink then ‘on the label, and that is what started this failed negotiation process.
*drink then swallow
Stop being such an asshat, Eagles.
irrelavant fail
Name win/fail. I can’t decide.
ye it sucks when you first swallow, then drink. happens to me all the time
Clouse your mouth, shut your nose, swallow a few times, now put the bottle to your mouth: the low gas pressure will suck the fluid inward. Most probably in your lungs, but still.
*close
lol
Ah drink first then swallow!
First socks then shoes.
*looks down*
Aw, I’ve been doing it wrong all these years!
First tights then underpants.
First dinner then sex.
First happiness then marriage.
First alcohol then baby.
First, second then third
First forplay, then sex
first sex, then zzzzzzzzz!
first remove trousers then poo
pull up trousers, then wipe….wait…
you forgot the blumpkin
First shirt, then bra.
First egg, then chicken.
Jules decided it! The eternal philosophical question is solved!
I thought everyone knew that! That question is an easy one! If you’re talking about any egg, then obviously dinosaurs laid eggs before chickens were around. If you’re talking about chicken’s eggs, then it depends on your definition.
First shoot, then ask questions
First Manhattan, then Berlin.
I can’t believe that most of you said the “F” word!
*Has lost faith…sits in a corner and weeps*
there there
*cops a feel*
so how do the pirate boobs feel?
There be no scurvy on them round breastys yaaaarrr!
I wager those breasts have never been forced between splintery planks to plug a leak and save a sinking ship
Wow….just……..WOW!
Haha! You got a compliment from Granny there, don’t knocker it.
*squeezes Boobie*
*Commences with the group grope*
Mornin Jam.
I would be a ninny indeed if I knockered it.
Ah! I just got the jam off! Now I have melon juice all over my chest!
You have a woman’s chest!
first troll, then *FOOOOOOOM*
(if Dragon will do the honours)
It’s okay, it was used in the interest of humour.
Too late for me to get in on this? First drink, then hangover?
*looks down*
Aw, I’ve been doing it wrong all these years!
First spaghetti then meatballs.
Norwegian bottle FTW
Nynorsk eller Bokmål?
Bokmål
deercrazy?
Actually, I think it’s nynorsk. I’m from South Africa, so I should know.
why is the warning on the label in a different label han the rest of the bottle?
Is “han the rest” the twin brother of Han Solo? Like Danny DeVito to Arnold in “Twins”?
*won’t mention the war*
Would you like a drink before the war…AHHHH!
Don’t mention the war!
In that order? Makes sense now.
So, do you have to drink this before eating a swallow?
Only an African swallow.
but what’s the average airspeed?
With or without a coconut?
first duct tape then sex with a swallow
now how did that get there?
More importantly – how did that get in your head???
Granny:
You are evil, mean and perverted to the core!
I like that in a person!
Granny, have you ever considered a career in the church?
Baldrick just told me he has a thingy that looks like a turnip and hides in the vegetable stall to scare children.
Hey its poultry right?
*hands JustinCase the “Random Comment of the Day” award*
I think he’s referring to the swallow, but your Random Comment awards make me smile anyway.
I think your random comment award might need to go a few comments lower.
*watches Jimmeh plunge off bridge*
I died for your sins.
I lied to your shins.
I cried from your pins.
Don’t forget the mentos !.
Now *this* is random comment.
Have you ever combined a pack of mentos and diet coke or pepsi
together?
Goes straight up like a rocket.
Not if you plug it to your ass in time. Which I never tried to do.
That could end badly…
Posted on failblog?
I first take the drugs, then find a chick and bang her
If only soda were that easy….lol
a swallow?
yeah, i find road kill to be a bit repulsive. And i get to keep the coconuts for later; wewwt
good for getting the taste out your mouth
I aTE A hHAMBUGERERR it fELL aPART IN MY tIC-tAC!i! AN OWL FLOATS IN FREBREEZE I CANT KILL IT THO byE BYE
*jumps of a bridge —-…….. ,.`
BWAHAHAH!AH!!
AHAHAHHAH
AHAHAHAH
_,__o_.____u know this doesnt really suck that much. I thought i’d need a wet suit and the like. I’m very boyant…
Does anyone else notice the “Jaws” theme song playing?
I’ve had it playing over and over in my head for years
Make it stop
Extremely photoshop’d
THE SHADOWZ!!!! ALL RONG!!1
*Pulls out trusty troll mallet*
WHOOOOOMP!!!
Nice! *wipes off chunks of troll flesh* I still think the sword is less messy however.
but mallets are way more fun!
I personally just like to stick with classics, like the Magnum. :3
Happy Birthday!
Believe it or not, it’s not photoshopped. I live in Norway (where the bottle is from, it has Norwegian text on it), and the Pepsi Max labels actually have a warning like in the picture on them. I just went to the store to check it out.
I guess they thought it’d be funny, it can’t be serious.
yeah, notice how the warning label is the only thing in English on the bottle? this website keeps getting worse and worse. I can’t believe they won a webby for this shit.
Please, read the comment right above yours.
Ugh *Swings sword bringing Bytte’s head a tumbling down.* Trolls…
Where do I swine up for the flu jab?
only oinkment left for the rashers
Oh btw I’m new here, and I’m not a troll will you accept me my good failbloggers?
That depends, can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
That also depends, is this a test to see whether or not I will answer with a slightly stupid response or yell First!!?
no… he’s serious. can you?
Depends on the time of day..
Lake Flaccid?
Fist! :E
Neither, blogs gota have certain standards ya know.
Ah I see, then yes, yes I can.
Ok, one more question. What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
mph or kmh?
*facepalm*
What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?
The air-speed of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.
(Clickie.)
*gets thrown off the bridge*
*saves quickly*
Why the facepalm? Did I say something stupid?
no, its just fun to do.
wait, wtf? how did that happen?
Who are you and why have you stolen gorksay’s avatar?
*gets confused over who is who and tries to settle it by changing clicky*
ms^-1?
‘morning gaynor. I see Patrica is still around.
Hi Leila. No silly new thing in your name today?
Hi Fruitcake and happy birthday to you. Nah, I am still working on the silly name once my brain wakes up.
Ok, and thank you.
Morning! Yes, she’s taking her Leaving Certificate in two weeks.
Where is she going?
No no, the Leaving Certificate is kind of like the SATs, except actually challenging. It’s the exams taken at the end of secondary school(high school)
An educated bovine … I am impressed.
Wouldn’t that be “kph”?
Nope!
36kph = 0.01km\s
0.01km\s = 10m\s
Total: 46.02
Might want to recheck your figures.
Nope, that’s the total I was aiming for!
I also just realised you were replying to Arthur’s ‘kmh’ not my ms^-1! Sorry about that, it’s hard to follow nesting up so far!
Out of interest: What does “kph” mean? Kilo Per Hour?
Naw, it’s English for Kilometers Per Hour, because we run Kilometers together to make one word.
We do that too, I just realized that I used the German abbreviation…
How do you abbreviate Miles Per Hour?
Dunno. I think we don’t… Maybe we’re just ignoring the few strange people measuring in mph.
oh yeah
I keep forgetting mainland Europe switched to metric donkey’s years ago!
And we drive on the right side. Double meaning intended.
I’d have to agree with you actually, seeing as the first car was made in France (I think?), so whatever they did was the correct way to do it. I think the English just drove on the left to be awkward.
German! The first car was GEEEEERMAAAAN!
The first petrol car was German, made in 188- not sure, but I think the first car was steam powered and made in France in the 1700’s. I remember the first electric car was Scottish and was sometime between the steam one and the petrol one, but I don’t know the date.
Receive jewelry. Then pretend to swallow.
Ahhhh, nothing like alittle Mookie to start the morning off right.
just spit it back into the Pepsi Max bottle while pretending to drink, he’ll never know.
Ewwwwwwwwww and EWWWWWWWWWWW!
*Drinks Pepsi Max*
*Falls over barfing*
Ewwww that’s extreme backwash
haha! think about THAT the next time you want her to swallow!
I’ll remember that. *Shudders*
Well I’m out bye all!
That comment got the (snow)ball rolling, eh?
I knew it was cuming.
You felched it in your bones?
Well that was a money shot.
I was afraid it was just fluff.
No marshmallows, I prefer jelly donuts.
I don’t want to leave to my next class ugh..Failblog is to cool!
You have to, you don’t want to end up like the rest of us now do you?
by that I mean wildly successful, rich and powerful.
and exceedingly clever.
*agrees*
And smug. Like the cat that swallowed the cream.
Your punny comment blew me away!
You don’t suck at this, either.
What is with the oral fixation?
She likes to lick the competition.
Well who ever she is trying to start a fight with will be going down.
She’ll take him out with one fell(ate) swoop.
BTW, good morning everyone
Hiya B2th! Just keepin’ it real – as you and all married men will appreciate.
Indeed we do….indeed we do.
Obviously an atorney got a great deal of money.
*adds an extra T to Attorney*
AtTtorney?
Why is the warning written in english, if the rest of the information in the bottle is written in another language?
MINDFREEEEEEEEEAK
It’s definately photoshopped. The label is in Norwegian, why would the warning be in English?
Because everyone should understand? I dont know, but it is true. When i first saw it i thought it was international, because someone could have sued them for chocking on pepsi max. So no it is not photoshopped.
In Norway we have a cross norwegian/english written language. As good as everyone can read english too. So if something is important, it’s written in english.
Because american warning labels are hilarious, and Pepsi are trying to be funny? If it was written in Norwegian (like the rest of the label, for those who haven’t read the above comments), no one would think it was funny. English is a very common “advertising language” here in Norway btw, so the mix of languages isn’t really all that uncommon or strange.
Seems to me more like USA jurisdiction fail.
JB read all the comments, please or i shall have to throw you in the lake, if you float then you must be burnt at the stake, or i may just take you out for burnt steak
Buddy, i was pretending to work, and i couldn’t do it for much longer… i can’t read 150 comments before writing what i think…and if you don’t like my comment, stick it up your burnt steak
I’m going to norway in july, i’ll check it up for you my dear
Failbloggers i am going to miss you all, my job is starting to make me have more work to do other than be on failblog so i might not be on for a while
keep an eye on the troll population for me.
Aaaah….
America….
PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! Why would a label that’s in Norwegian have a big red warning in English?
It’s not photoshop noob i bought one today( IN NORWAY) and the label is there!
Lol… Looks pretty much shop’d for me.
If one got labeled, the rest should as well. But never had I seen one.
Sorry, it looks shop’d no matter how.
hvordan butikk?
Jeg tror det er en ny etikett, sikkert mange butikker som har gamle flasker på lageret en stund fremover. Jeg var på Prix på Øya i Trondheim i går, og der var ihvertfall etikettene som på bildet.
hahaha det förklarar ju en del om er norrmän.
im drinking a pepsi right now, guess what the “big red” warning is there ^^
But I swallowed then drank!
I could do with some Energi.
looks shopped.
Your mom looks shooped
Pepsi is for morons after all
Photoshop FAIL! the warning is the only thing in english.
Next time he should start with an english label.
I don’t know if this proves anything, but here’s a link to some Norwegian girl’s blog, where she posted a picture of another bottle:
http://anjaz.blogg.no/1241020652_29apr2009.html
You can’t really see what the warning says from the picture (I guess she has a lousy camera), but you can see that it’s there.
I’ve also seen them myself, the picture’s definitely not photoshopped. I suppose it’s meant as a parody of American warning labels.
yeah, you’r right, it is photoshopped
I thought swallowing was part of drinking… Perhaps this isn’t seen this way by Norwegian legislators. They apparently can drink without swallowing. I suppose you could take an Pepsi enema and not swallow…
I’m norwegian too (or swede in norway rather), don’t know if it says so on the bottle. But they are generally quite bad at swallowing in this country. It’s good that pepsi has taken it upon them, to teach the ppl here to swallow.
Last comment!
Dat gebeurt nooit.
IT’s totaly Win. Couse americans are so stupid, that they need this kinde of signt
And isn’t it good, Norwegians would too?
…and, you spelled…well, you spelled ‘are so stupid’ correctly.
Hahahahahaha, I live in america and I hate americans just as much as you seem to. It’s true though, most of us are really stupid. I’m not, and I’m ashamed to live here >_<
Yet another rip-off
ripped off?
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Warning: Coke should neither be drunk nor swallowed. If you care for your health, that is.
^^ That’s what she said
That’s what some kid on the phone with my friend said today! HOW is that, “That’s what she said?” It’s not anywhere close to perverted. First of all, the label itself doesn’t make sense. Second, you don’t drink a dick.
Haha, it’s a Norwegian bottle, I have one right besides me as I write :p
plz come to my youtube channel any ways wouldn’t this be a WIN?
Well no sure shitlock!
That’s soooooooooo funny.
i’m amazed i keep reading these comments … it frustrates me heaps
Faaaaake. No curve to the text.
wow, that would be a beliveable fail if it weren’t that the rest of the bottle was in another languge, i belive that this has been photoshoped, although just the warning sign, if not on a forgien bottle, would still be funny
The only reason they put weird warnings on there is because someone was stupid xD
Now, I thought the drinking process *included* swallowing….
lol, im from norway, and yea.. it says Warning.
omg
Fail? Naw, that’s definitely a win.
its not fake, ask any norwegian who has bought a pepsi they will say the same.. deal with it : D
wow….. i never knew!
Why do people always assume that all the good fails are photoshopped? I just started reading the comments on Failblog today and I’m already sick of that. D:<
I needed to be warned about that. Thank you. Have a pheasant plucking day, everyone.
Thats what she said..
Ha Ha Ha
You said “swallow”