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We grill squirrels not dry em’
Where am I gonna dry my squirrels then?
Have em’ run in circles really really fast.
Use the thing you have to touch without touching.
Touch without touching?
*asks BF to implode universe*
*pushes the button*
*nothing happens*
*shrugs and throws button in trash*
I think you might get a new one at Radio Shack.
I think he just threw away the universe-imploding button.
So we can say things like “hump without humping”?
It says suit drier, not hump drier.
hump driers are for camels
And hunchbacks
And humpback whales
You have failed man. YEEEEES
You have given me the hump.
whaaa….
Hump till I’m dry?
Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,
My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely little humps (Check it out)
*drop-kicks Tinklenator into next week for that particularly vile little earworm*
Fire extinguisher?
I believe Tinklenator is gonna need a very competent surgeon to remove Sunday from his ass now.
Nope its like a wizards sleeve, Sunday will slip right out. Theres room for the rest of the week up here.
Lots of traffic does that. His ass has seen more traffic than 5th avenue…
and jump without jumping
Ok thanks! *Goes back to squirrels*
i think maybe squirrels were hated in that country
In the squirrel dryer…. of course
squirrels should be soft and fluffy
fluffy little things……arent they so cute?
bahahahahaha!
I guess I’ll have to get my jerky somewhere else then
[b]test[/b]
Is this the effect you were going for?
SECOND!
haha, NICE! have a steak!
*takes steak*
0_O
I second that notion.
nomnomnom
yum. how about some butter on that grilled cheese?
WHUT A LUCKEH DAY THIS IS!
AND IT KEEPS GETTIN BETTER N’ BETTER!
how about a turkey club with dem squirrels?!
*silence with a random cricket*
wut?
dem squirrels is for nommin on.
wtf
ME WANTS SQUIRREL CLUB! *makes dinosaur roar*
SUCK MAH BALLS
Somebody delete all his posts and ban this loser please…
^^For real.
gragger lieks to grag on stuffs
Would you like a map to the troll cave?
TROLL!
tl;dr
Remember, always boil trolls for at least 10 minutes. Then fry with butter and garlic….
*mouth waters at thought*
(ten minutes later)
*mouth frothing at same thought*
He may make the funniest joke ever. Best to hear him out.
*listens intently for funny joke*
Ahahahah squirrel club, that’s pricesless!
Gah, that vermin just lowered everybody’s IQ around here.
This is why you shouldn’t read these threads, Aja!
NEVAH BEFORE HATH I SHOWN AN IQ!
oh look, a pie!
*slowly reaches for wasabi*
I’m too sorry to yell at a schizzo…
He seems to have 12 different personalites. Count his comments.
Didn’t read them, but could it be two having a conversation?
If that’s a conversation, I fear for the future.
The inflatable trolls were worse, even more because they didn’t intend to be annoying like that guy does. So yes, fear for the future.
Already there, sweets…already there.
YES I love Bones!
Fear not, there is hope. There are people like BondFan, who will be leading the way in the future, when we are old and gray. BondFan: Just don’t drive us off a cliff, like you tend to do with Jeeps.
Thank you Brewski, and I hope I fulfill that prophesy, as I will beeeeeeee…..
*plunges over cliff*
*sigh*
You know, BFF, these stunt doubles don’t just grow on trees!
*rushes to cliff edge*
*sighes*
I shouldn’t have let that one drive off on its own. Now I have to get another jeep.
I hope he didn’t hit anyone at the bottom.
Citizen, what is your name?
*looks left and right*
Who, me?
Citizen Smith?
You mean, Agent Smith, Aja?
*puts on suit and sunglasses*
*attaches earpiece*
*cricks neck*
*does matrix moves while Neo swings pole around*
We probably won’t be seeing him again.
…some things just make me shake my head…
As long as its just your head
INCORRECT!
I have 16.
*facepalm*
Oh, gosh. No.
FacePalm(tm)?
You fail at life .
Who doesn’t? Life is a hard one to WIN.
I just lost the game.
*foams at mouth*
oh shit! <with unnescessarily long name> has rabies!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
*pulls out spatula*
What are you even talking about?RANDOM SHITE!
*BondFan4518 has rabies!
*Hands Chaz cheat codes*
Thanks! Do you have any cheats for infinite lives?
You know that every time you press that a fairy dies?
…or a lawyer gets shot in the face.
Whenever I press it, my avatar says “GO F**K YOURSELF!”
It’s working right
I’m standing at work laughing while the guest at the other comp stares at me.
now THAT is something worth buying!
*cheezy ad pops up*
I remember when that would happen – geez I hated puberty…
YOU BASTARD!!!
HAW HAW, I WIN!
I’m the winner! Go call your mom and talk to her for four hours, I’m gonna go play XBOX!
*Xbox logo flies around in the sky*
Bubs, I'll give you one chance to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!, after that, who knows...I AM MIGHTY TIGER! *makes unnescessary ninja noises*
WHOOPING CRANE!!!
*whoop*
*whoop*
*whoop*
*whoop*
I normally don’t try to reason with trolls but this is so bad. Why are you doing this? Most trolls are just plain douche bags but you don’t seem to have intelligence at all. Just knock it off.
spamtastic
Thanks. And hooray for SPAM!! I live in SPAM TOWN USA!!I thought a troll was someone who critically flames people.
nevermind, I just checked what a troll is.
maybe I am a troll.
but hey, I’m only trolling because I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!! :/
Yes, you are a troll. Good news for, I have researched some good alternatives to what you are doing.1. Put your hand into a blender
2. Make some friends
3. Buy a dictionary
4. Ask your mom how much longer you can stay on the computer
5. Try making comments like that in real life and see what happens
sorry doc, tried all of those.
all but 1, 3, n’ 4 were unsuccessful.
Why are you talking to yourself, Ninja?
COZ I CRAZI D:<
Can I still swim with the squirrels?
If you want rabies and squirrel flu.
I’m more concerned whether or not I may dry my dog here.
You may want to consult the squirrel protection agency for more information regarding that.
Did you want to make a squirrel swimsuit?
Hm, now I accidenty the whole squirrel.
At least it was dry.
an action verb would be apprecited…
You accidenty the joke!
The whole joke?
What should she do??
She should it.
haha very funny… you win this round
I won a round
? Just what I always wanted!
Now for what I want...Hey! The restraining order says 50 ft.
Careful! SN has a piece of paper that talks!
Hope it doesn’t make cutting remarks. Nothing worse than a papercut.
Actually, worldwide nuclear holocast is worse…but that’s the only thing worse than a papercut that comes to mind.
Lame.
Your comment was lame.
I accidentally the lame, but at least it’s dry.
once again, where is your action verb?! (jeez, i feel like such a nerd!)
*points*
You don’t know the meme!
the what?! i’m so confused!!!
Go to google and type accidentally meme. There are numerous explanations.
oooohhhh… thank youzzz! now I get it!
Is that your answer, final?
jabs final with troll sword
wait are u a troll CWR higred me todo that
jabs final
wait are u a troll CWR higred me todo that
Whats been goin on in this pool?!
squirrels.
… fornicating?
YUS. D:
And where IS Skwerly Bob anyway?
*drops in an extra ‘l’ and runs away*
In my pants?
Is that why he needs drying?
Happy day for the squirrels, then.
Ya’ think? Poor wet squirrels? Think about how easily they could catch a cold!
Didn’t you get it?
Bubs AKA Vermin posted that, after he thought he was a squirrel and had an accident with the suit drier!
I guess squirrels were declared illegal by FINA.
I don’t know. Youtube has some videos of squirrels engaged in watersport.
…like waterskiing squirrels
But I’m not taking them seriously till they can lift weights in the Olympics.
I’ve seen them with lightsabers, I don’t think you should tell THEM you don’t take them seriously. (Though seeing technicolor turn many shades of blue as a squirrel force chokes him to death would make my day)
Even as I choked I’d continue to not take them seriously. I would even critique their choking technique.
Watersports? Watersports. Really. I didn’t think creatures other than humans needed help becoming aroused…
Skwerlly will not be happy with this pool!
He best count his blessings. I mean I’ve been hungry on numerous occasions and never grilled him.
Someone save him.
Lame Fail. I agree with Final.
FB must be getting desperate. The world must be too perfect lately. Everyone needs to go out and fail today so we can get something decent on FB.
That’s an excellent idea. Go ahead and take your time looking for something decent.
*waves to ED*
I found one! i think.
At least ED took his own advice.
Damn. How long does it take a fail to show up on the vote page. I sent some funny ones ages ago. Failblog hates technicolor?
Ok, so a fail submitted by you X 1000 other people that post + 4000 more that don’t post. A few people sorting them, all = you got to have patience.
F*#K patience and/or understanding! My FAIL NOWWWW!!!!!
♪ All this peace and understanding
Go drum go dance round and round ♪
&9835; What’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding…
♪?
Damn, I think I forgot something there. I should have #-ed it into my memory.
Was it about Obama, Tom?
Obama hasn’t Failed yet. And if he does, I’ll just ignore it. I’m too biased.
I’m just pround of you for admitting that you’re biased. I think his mother failed when she didn’t swallow, but I’m biased too.
Swallow? Maybe she didn’t want dessert? She was already full?
You must be doing it wrong if that’s how you think it works.
Was she the man from Kansas or the man from Kenya?
Yes.
My apologies, my brain is tired. It’s been a looooooong weekend.
i think “his father failed when he didn’t pull out” would have been more appropriate….
*SNORKROFFLE!!!*
*DROMPLE!!*
test
icles
Oh!
Lather, rinse, repeat.
*Lathers, rinses, repeats, lathers, rinses, repeats…*
Someone stop this vicious cycle!!!!
A cycle never ends!
Unless you get rid of pi
*Tastes the pi.*
*eats the pi*
like 3.14 pi?
I thought I had escaped math.
*flash backs to Algebra classes*
im..imaginary numbers, x is un..unknown….
*breaks down and rocks back and forth in corner*
Hehe! I know how you feel. Calculations over a whole page to learn that x=17… So what? Goddamn x!
.
. .
Didn’t work. Q.E.D instead.
Yeah maybe X doesn’t wanna be found. Maybe X ran away from from home. Maybe X had an abusive father. Maybe X is gonna make it in Hollywood. Maybe fame is harder than X thought and X has to compromise X’s values and does a skin flick. Maybe X becomes a famous actor after all but develops a drinking problem. Maybe X has a one night stand with Y. Maybe Y has a baby Y doesn’t tell X about. Maybe word gets to X that X’s father is on his death bed and wishes to speak to X one more time before passing away. Maybe X doesn’t go back home. Maybe years past and X has no friends or family. Maybe fame is not all X thought it would be. Maybe X is going to kill X’self. Maybe X writes in his suicide note. “I was never found”. Maybe X is found hanging in his hotel room.
*Eyes widen with shock*
*Runs off to find X before it’s too late*
Insert montage.
I’ll add the sad piano tune from Scrubs:
Ba Da Dah Dah Da Dah Dah Duhhhhh
WHY X WHY?!?
Man, X is so codependent. It’s always “solve for X.” X needs to learn that life isn’t always a free ride where the answers are at the back of the book. X needs to find X’s self, and only then can X hope to understand Y.
Yeah, it’s so stupid. I mean, if x stands for 17, why didn’t they just write 17 in there to begin with?
That is x-ism, and I won’t stand for it, sir!
Accactly!
It was a good eercise.
there there, technicolor!
I have something that’ll make ya better!
*slowly pulls out giant lollipop*
That is all
Sure?
Unbeatable protection. Sure does not let you down.
Raise your hand if you’re sure!
*raises hand*
Oh, wait. I guess I wasn’t sure after all.
*puts Cloral’s hand back down*
*raises hand and shakes it vigorously before putting it back down*
test
LOL SUCCESS!! *makes dinosaur roar*
Call the RSPCS…
how many more squirrels must suffer!?
….add 4 take away 9 divide….um.
74.
74 more squirrels must suffer.
*comes in drying his hands*
73.
1 more to go.
Nonono, I tortured only one! Hell, I’m not gonna do the whole job alone!
What should I do?
Delegate squirrel-toturing to others. And don’t let Skwerrly Bob hear about that…
Hi! I’m here about the delegation of squirrel torturing.
What are you qualifications?
r
Well let’s see, normally I hand out maps to the troll cave (I gave one to Bubs AKA vermin today), I fix universe-imploding buttons and other apparatuses of the sort, and from time to time I look up cheats so I can WIN at life.
No torture on you resume?
I can wield a fire extinguisher, and I don’t have tusks!
*walks into conversation*
-eerie silence-
stupid map! *turns around*
*r
contagious
i dont know but this is a really lame fail
The fail may have been lame but the comments are awesome.
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/walrus.jpg this is a fail
*awkwar silence*
Amen to that.
*awkward
*godzilla
Awkward Godzilla is the best band name seen here in days.
This is not a drier
Sorry, the button’s still broken.
Did you try sending it in for repairs?
Yes, and they sent it back. They’re not brave enough to fiddle with it.
Ahhh. I know what you mean…last time, I sent in my universe EXploding button…
Oh, so that explains that big bang we heard.
Haven’t you got a set of spares?
Hang on, I’ll go and check.
Let’s see, there’s my body doubles, several Innuendo machines, a mountain of Shamwows…nopes, no spares.
Didn’t the innuendo machine break at one point too?
More like three or four times. It keeps overheating.
Who is the repair person who keeps fixing it? Or are you just always replacing the darn thing? We may need to get a better model.
I am the repairman of the Innuendo machine. We’re saving up to buy the Innuendo 2.0 machine, but until then we’ll just have to stick with this one.
Would you like my Internets? No one seems interested in buying them off of me.
I’ve got an internet already. How much are you asking for yours? I also have…*digs in purse* one transmogrifier, wait…is that a time machine? oh nvm….a roll of lifesavers…ohhhh better hide THAT…
*carefully takes lifesavers while Anniebunny’s not looking*
omygash why not they allways make my swimsuits come out cleaner then ever before…
The squirrels???
My new goal in life is to find out the story behind this sign.
It kind of makes me want to go there and put a chipmunk in the dryer.
Except that would be wrong.
its obviously a really big problem at this swimming pool
In soviet Russia squirrel dries you!
It’s tradition at this point.
Not here, it isn’t!
*slaps with haddock*
I like these types of comments though. The soviet ones, there comical, still trollish though.
they’re***
Hey! I was gonna eat that!
Besides, in Soviet Russia haddock slaps you!
*gags and binds Bill and neener*
*throws them in squirrel drier*
*sets timer to 8 hours*
Ah! No more “soviet Russia” jokes for 8 hours!
*slaps Bill and Neener*
*Looks at ground*
*scuffs dirt*
OK….
In Soviet Russia, Brewski dries YOU!
SKw1rR3l2 r H4x0R1N’ 7H3 DRY3r2 w007
1337 5P3@K? Oh noes?
This ain’t counter-strike is it?
I think he said “Squirrels are hackin the dryers woot” but I can’t be sure… I’m not fluent
slappy the squirrel
That sounds like one of those rejected Disney characters.
“She’s a cranky old critter
She’s bitter, we warn ya
She lurks in a treehouse
In Burbank, California
Along with a nephew
He says spew, he’s cheerful
When his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful
She’s grumpy, He’s happy
It’s generation-gappy
Take a whirl with the squirrels
Skippy and Slappy
-Oh put a sock in it
-That’s my aunt Slappy!”
The Animaniacs.
Racism
HELP THE SQUIRRELS!
Animalism, surely?
Speciesism and don’t call me Shirley.
Of course, and remember, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Who’s coarse? Are you insinuating that I am fat?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?
Is there an echo in here? It’s like déja vu all over again.
“Help the bombadier!” “What bombadier? I’m the bombadier!”
thought fail blog looked to stop in jokes n stuff, i might deface a few signs with squirrels or some other *WACKY AND CRAZY IDEA* and post it into fail blog, so they can post it onto their website.
sorry for beign english, but this is kidna boring. grey or red squirrel, whatever, not rly a fail. FAIL FAIL BLOG and damn you all who say stuff against me!!!!!
Idiot.
.
Oh.. Damn me!!! Woo hoo!!!!
*whacks technopunk with hammer*
Don’t you DARE damn fluffy or any of us.
sorry, but im pro squirrel
Well, I’ll be damned! What have we here?
Whack-a-troll, apparently.
Damned good to see you, Brewski!
Woo hoo!
*grabs an oversized mallet*
*waits*
(Memorial Day day greetings DW, BFF, and Fluffy! I know, it’s a USA-only holiday, but what the hell)
*pops head out of hole*
SMOOTCHES!
.
*shrugs*
*head goes back down*
Rather detailed scripting for pr0n…
LAST!
atm
oh yer, just a case poitn to my previous post, look at F-A-L-E spelling bee fail. use that as ur bench mark imo, keep this site funny, not wannabe!
Because your opinion is the ONLY one that counts, fer sure!
/sarcasm
Avis, oh my lordy. I have been stuck on PK. Quite a few intellectuals there. It is good to be back with half the politics going on.
You were warned, remember that!!
Sadly, the warning is what drew me to it.
*checks out PK*
Wow, I’d never looked at the comments before. Interesting. Some very intelligent and thought-provoking commentary.
This is bad, because now I’ll be tempted to waste even more time. er, sorry, “spend” more time.
Avis – how was/is your holiday weekend?
oops its waiting moderation. This is where I had quite a few nice conversations.
I am very interested in politics, so I shall see how I fare in the comments sections in PK.
Lots of walking, a ridiculously expensive shoe purchase and an indoor picnic (it rained). All in all, a good weekend!
P.S. the shoes are for walking (exercise type), not for style.
according to the song, these BOOTS are for walking
I’m sure you look good in them none the less.
i enjoy tasty squirrel beverages
Hello all…! You are all nuts. LOL.
yes… squirrel do like nuts…
In Soviet Russia, nuts like YOU!
What consumer complaint led to this?
something tells me that somebody tried it once and screwed everything up
umm…dude,anyone could have come up and wrote that on that sign.
its written in sharpie.it was probably the guy who took this picture.
simply put,you fail at fail.
Clearly sarcasm is a foreign language to you.
Besides, why would someone waste their time writing on a sign when they could just take the picture and Photoshop it in at their own convenience?
Simply put, They fail at knowing whats easier to do.
wait…how is drying squirrels sarcastic?
It was directed at my comment
Drying squirrels were directed at your comment?
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Lucky.
Dammit FAILBLOG…..
Put up some more fails today. This is the worst fail selection I’ve ever seen.
Next thing you know we will have to go out and do our own fails, which some of us can’t do or don’t have time for!
Most probably, if it was not the guy who took this picture (2 main threads back), then the sign was put up and then the staff wrote on it when there actually was a case of squirrel-in-dryer. This is not fail. You fail at fail.
So… the only way this could truly be a fail is if nobody wrote this on the sign and there never was a squirrel in the dryer.
Did I get that right?
ZING!
Like I said. Sarcasm is a foreign language to trolls and haters.
Exactly.
“Attention Patrons: This suit drier is intended for SWIM SUITS ONLY! Thank you for your cooperation, SCRC Management”
what about beavers?
Better to let beavers air dry.
No chlorine bleach
that explains albinos beavers
Is that albinos plural or possessive?
The only sad part of this is-and I’m sure that it’s been mentioned in the 200+ comments above-that someone had to have put a squirrel in the dryer at least ONCE in order for this to go into effect. Or, of course, it’s a joke, but you never know with people…
Man, you guys are digging the bottom of the Fail selection barrel if you now count smart ass graffiti remarks.
I know, right? Some kid probably wrote that… it’s not fail at all… -_-
Thats an obvious WIN genious…
Anyone with half a brain can see that the squirrels part was added…
Oh yeah? Well, maybe someone bought a sign that said “(No squirrels!)” and typed in the rest.
You can obviously see that someone typed “No squirrels” and someone took a marker and wrote the rest
You can obviously see that someone typed “No squirrels” and someone took a marker and wrote the rest.
You can obviously see that you posted this twice.
Really? I was trying to post 6 times.
In that case you failed.
Failblog SUCKED today. You had better do better tomorrow FB.
Or what?
I shall taunt you a second time!
Please don’t I beg of you.
Empty threats are golden, aren’t they?
The seem to have a twinkle in the dark. A touch of sun if you will.
Especially over at Pundit Kitchen where I am overdue for congratulating someone for successfully starting an argument with someone he or she will never meet (me). Apparently my computer can’t deal with 670 comments on one screen…
And whom is this lucky person?
man, i’m surprised no one has commented that this was posted up at UCLA.
as a UCLA student (and anyone else who goes there), you’d know that our campus is super infested with lots of squirrels.
my guess is someone actually put a squirrel in there, haha.
wouldn’t be surprised…
It’s true. The squirrels in Westwood steal your lunch off your table, steal your snacks out of your backpack, and scream at you from the trash cans because they think you’re taking their food. When it’s mating season they will mate right in front of you.
They bark at you from the trees because they think you’re taking… I don’t know what. They hate people. I tried to feed one a nut (it was college… I was young) and it bit me.
Now I am at another university and nobody understands why I hate the squirrels so much. But Bruins understand. o_O
This is nothing more than ursine hatespeech – Trojans understand that squirrels rock.
too funny!!!
Cats maybe?
Oh, please! Oh, Please!
Its not the squirrels that cause the the problem with the dryer, but their nuts.
pmpl, that not supposed to be funny but it is
Aw crap… who let the furries into the pool again?
I’m much more interested in the incident that prompted the need for someone to add the ‘no squirrels’ part.
Ok so “Squirrel” was written with a marker by someone else who thought it was stupid to emphasize the dryer was for swimsuits only… So not funny.
Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if some idiots were drying clothes there (“Oh shit, I dropped my pants on the wet floor, I’ll just dry them in that thing”), so it makes sense to emphasize it’s only for swimsuits.
I don’t see anything funny, if someone does please explain.
LOL
hum… stop sending fake fail … it really looks like someone wrote that down and took a picture of it and sent it to failblog
WE CAN ALL SEE THAT YOU TWIT. But it’s still funny!
so, how the hell am I supposed to dry the squirrels then???????
Pop em in the microwave…
Jesus christ, this so obviously fake.
twit
The fact that (No Squirrels) was written on there doesn’t make it a fail. What DOES make it a fail is that they spelled “Dryer” wrong.
But even then, it’s not really a fail as drier IS a word.
i think this is a win for the squirrels. and squirrels’ rights activists. (:
yes it is
I came all this way for nothing
hmmm the end…..
No towels either! Stupid pool patrons. We even had one guy come out naked to use this thing. Remembering other clothes fail!
What about hamsters?
they don’t mind hamsters
message provided by N.U.T.S- Nations Uniting in Treatment of Squirrels
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LOL! that is just too funny!
Meanies.
おお！ 粗末なリス！
i think that means “Oh! Poor squirrels!
what if the squirrel gets wet? (that’s what she said)