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The best fails are the ironic ones.
Oh, the (cast) irony!
The firony!
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
That was a well-seasoned reply.
Agreed. I pepper Admiral Apparent with Admiration!
Uh-oh, someone’s gonna be in truffle!
That’s nothing to sneeze at.
Was it appreciation or an offer of a grind?
He’s anything but half-baked.
tine, tine, pass?
Smoking pot/pan is dangerous to your health.
Are we cooking up some more fun?
And using artificial ingredients, it looks like.
It’s not as potent as the genuine article. I wonder what this one was cut with.
Pinking shears!
*checks avatar, agrees*
I guess his true self is ‘frayed.
A mind is a terrible thing to baste.
(Double pun-run WIN!!
)
You know, you’re so piping hot when you do that.
*SMOOCH!*
Oh, you’re biased!
*smooch*
I had pressed duck for dinner…what did you have??
Haha! I can see the head line: “Smoking pot causes school fire.”
ROFL
And the second scribble is a fail
I’ve got a few shirts that could use some irony.
Too many wrinkles will make one appear ruffled.
Hey Admiral! Where do you hale from?
From my heart-y.
thats “hot”
I don’t know what pains me more – the flames or the irony!
first
Insert coin to continue
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
GAME OVER
I have a whole pocket full of change, where would you like it inserted?
in the “slot”
Can that money box cope with this denomination?
DO NOT FOLD COINS.
(Man, I’ve missed FailBlog…)
POB!! Long time!! Failblog misses you, too…
Roller = FAIL @ first.
Dumbass
to ‘first’ is to FAIL
And to fail to first while attempting to first is to double fail. Fail math is hard…
what if you fail a failmath?does it become winmath?
The Jack I knew wouldn’t give much ‘arbor to these people. He was just pining away and had to root around for every little twig of happiness, toward the end. It had him stumped. Laurel had left him in the larch and he’d just sit around listening to Mahogany records. I told him Norwegian Wood was better, but he didn’t listen, which teaked me off. He’d just go wherever his dog would go. Sometimes they’d just go to the beech for Seder. I asked him about it, but he told me he’d get sycamore of this line of questioning, so I didn’t ask elm any more about it.
Really, Jack only had a couple friends, named “Hick” or “Ree”, I don”t remember which’s ’switch. He’d hang around with Holly Filbert, Juniper Hemlock, Lilac Linden and Melaleuca, who was from Brazil wouldn’t you know. (I hear they all did it in privet, once). I think they lived on Southern Magnolia where it grafts onto Mulberry. And did you see their clothes? Some cotton would be plum about now and they’d think it was peachy! Jack and Holly were quite the pear in their matching apricot shirts.
Each of these are the kinds of things that grove Hazel nuts, but Rose would like it because it made her feel poplar. It gave her something to bay and bark about. Nothing to birch about there really, but now it comes out that Rose would like to sue Mac! I don’t know if the courts wil’low that. She said her friend Red would testify, even if he had to come in from Cork. I understand that Forrest is petrified, but would come if the trial was in Cypress, which in near Hawthorne. Maybe they should call it a date – I know Camellia would attend.
Even so, maple something good can come of it, though sometimes it makes me want to kick her ash. Maybe I should kick her quaking asp, en tell her what needs to be done to loquat her records. I don’t know, do yew? She should probably aster alders on this. She should branch out a little and truncate some her present activities, maybe put down some roots fir later, out there on the Ponderosa. And I’d tell her not to let them get something they’d pinion her, because things can get pretty mesquite and that wouldn’t be so cherry.
Say, can you excuse me for a minute, I’ve got to spruce up a bit. It’s funny how a good pee can help the memory! Oakley-d’oakley, by gum! When I come back, let’s get a Mimosa.
Stop! Stop! You’re overloading the pun-o-meter! Look what yew’ve done to it!
Olive talking about this stuff!
*Boughs and leaves*
Don’t you know the insanity that will stem from this? I fear it’s already too late to nip it in the bud.
*the pun-o-meter explodes*
Don’t be a sap.
Oak-ay.
That was quite the nice bit of punnery. Have you considered branching out?
More to come later this sprig.
There’d better be, you son of a birch.
You know Frankenstein’s monster didn’t only have neck bolts, he had a chest-nut, too.
I never wood have guessed.
Barking up the wrong tree? No matter! The thread’s not trunkated!
Please say you’re not board. There are more puns here than you can shake a stick at.
That might be why they always leaf.Comments won’t bird nest below this point.
I will have to get to the root of that problem.
y brain explodes *BOOM*
Woah, dude! Did you make all that up by yourself? Great work!!!
Me and my thesaurus.
ilikemesh
*hands over “Random Comment of the Day” award*
Random, perhaps, but I could see right through it anyway.
So it failed to net you in?
That reply tied me in knots.
It didn’t mesh with me at all.
Sorry to string you along, then.
Well, at least the concept managed to rope me in.
You’ve done well with this thread, gang!
We’re a tightly knit organization!
I really must vent my frustration at this constant punning.
What else would you rather do? Tell a few yarns?We just dart in and out, weaving a nice thread out of whole cloth. Sometimes though, we just needle people – sew what?
Sew what?? I’ll tell you sew what.. this punning is affecting my life and I’m frayed that I try to have pun runs with total strangers…
Fluffy, you and I are in accord. I feel the same way.
If I don’t get a pun in soon there won’t be any weft.
(Pounce!)
Oooh, very flossy!
And I didn’t expect to see you today!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
This line is getting out of hand. Oops, gotta go, I’m cooking and something needs basting.
Too late, your chintzy cookware caught fire.
I’m in stitches here.
*rips into the thread*
It would seam this run is at an end.
Though Failblog Rules are here to bend.
Button to why, eye felt the needle stop by.
It’s becloth eye needled to thimble-y say *hi!*
*tears out again*
(in a more obscure technical direction) And is your favorite painter MANET?
(not obscure, if you get connected ~ is interesting if this was the first thing that you thought of also ~ *hears what you say; prefers Monet, by the way*)
I’d be lying and easily proven wrong unless I admitted that I thought of clothing mesh 12 mins before I thought of this.
thank you, thank you I’ve worked so hard for it
Did some internets detective work. It’s Putnam Hall @ SUNY Geneseo.
FB tries to hide the details, but SUNY or later someone figures it out anyway.
Of course. That’s how we tracked down Nina and finally put her to justice.
I’ll have some fried eggs, SUNY side up. Make is snappy; I’m in a hurry!
It seems to be from an e-mail (basing from http://forums.starcitygames.com/viewtopic.php?p=950038&sid=bd9f4c989f8dbf3682abfdae77b3dd5e ). Whoever sent it should have noticed what he is writing.
I THOUGHT this was what it was! It looked so familiar, and I remembered getting that campus email when it happened, haha. Awesome. We made Failblog.
Is there a case like this??
hahahahah LOL
*brief*
Test…Justin’s…pillow…Charity.
*closed*
book: *writes a ticket*
Who burned my soup?
Sorry, Notu. I was distracted by the fire drill.
Great name for a trendy management book in these FAILing times.
MY soup did =)
btw ppl how do i become a newcomer?
Wait until you turn twelve. *casts thoughts back ack ack ack*
)
(pssst. and stop burning soup
hey brainless evan..im 15
You just did become a newcomer. Welcome.
Sorry kikibirdball … When I first read, I had faceciousity in my head. I take it back and go with fluffy DOT ORG! instead. *Apologizes and welcomes* *sigh … if he only had a brain ♫*
no prob…here you can have my bird’s brain..she doesnt use it anyways
thx for accepting.is there some kind of initiation ritual?
I have heard you are alike. Is this true?
OH THE IRONY!
*watches blimp go down*
OH THE HUMANITY!
*watches Fox News idiotic ranting commentator*
OH THE HANNITY!
*Watches an endangered sea animal swim around*
OH THE HUGE MANATEE
*watches millions of Chinese people drinking hot beverages*
OH THE HUNAN AND TEA!
(Also wondering why I didn’t include the ‘SEAN’ above, since it would have worked better.)
*watching people watch millions of Chinese people drinking hot beverages*
*watches cj watching people watch millions of Chinese people drinking hot beverages*
*looks at watch and waits*
♪ I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round…♪
(Can’t turn down a chance to quote a JWL song.)
You just have to let it go.
*watches Fox News commentator go down*
OH THAT”S THE LAST THING I WANTED TO SEE!
Next Fail: MUESLI
How Could You End Such a Beautiful Chain of Watchig People…HOW COULD YOU?
Actually, s/he didn’t…
But I could
But you could what? Learn how to use the reply function? Punctuate a sentence?
Use an action verb.
I accidenty the whole urinal cake. What should I do?
Leave the pot on, and pull the fire alarm.
Leave the gun, take the canolli.
The Jack I knew wouldn’t give much ‘arbor to these people. He was just pining away and had to root around for every little twig of happiness, toward the end. It had him stumped. Laurel had left him in the larch and he’d just sit around listening to Mahogany records. I told him Norwegian Wood was better, but he didn’t listen, which teaked me off. He’d just go wherever his dog would go. Sometimes they’d just go to the beech for Seder. I asked him about it, but he told me he’d get sycamore of this line of questioning, so I didn’t ask elm any more about it.
Really, Jack only had a couple friends, named “Hick” or “Ree”, I don”t remember which’s ’switch. He’d hang around with Holly Filbert, Juniper Hemlock, Lilac Linden and Melaleuca, who was from Brazil wouldn’t you know. (I hear they all did it in privet, once). I think they lived on Southern Magnolia where it grafts onto Mulberry. And did you see their clothes? Some cotton would be plum about now and they’d think it was peachy! Jack and Holly were quite the pear in their matching apricot shirts.
Each of these are the kinds of things that grove Hazel nuts, but Rose would like it because it made her feel poplar. It gave her something to bay and bark about. Nothing to birch about there really, but now it comes out that Rose would like to sue Mac! I don’t know if the courts wil’low that. She said her friend Red would testify, even if he had to come in from Cork. I understand that Forrest is petrified, but would come if the trial was in Cypress, which in near Hawthorne. Maybe they should call it a date – I know Camellia would attend.
Even so, maple something good can come of it, though sometimes it makes me want to kick her ash. Maybe I should kick her quaking asp, en tell her what needs to be done to loquat her records. I don’t know, do yew? She should probably aster alders on this. She should branch out a little and truncate some her present activities, maybe put down some roots fir later, out there on the Ponderosa. And I’d tell her not to let them get something they’d pinion her, because things can get pretty mesquite and that wouldn’t be so cherry.
Say, can you excuse me for a minute, I’ve got to spruce up a bit. It’s funny how a good pee can help the memory! Oakley-d’oakley, by gum! When I come back, let’s get a Mimosa.The Jack I knew wouldn’t give much ‘arbor to these people. He was just pining away and had to root around for every little twig of happiness, toward the end. It had him stumped. Laurel had left him in the larch and he’d just sit around listening to Mahogany records. I told him Norwegian Wood was better, but he didn’t listen, which teaked me off. He’d just go wherever his dog would go. Sometimes they’d just go to the beech for Seder. I asked him about it, but he told me he’d get sycamore of this line of questioning, so I didn’t ask elm any more about it.
Really, Jack only had a couple friends, named “Hick” or “Ree”, I don”t remember which’s ’switch. He’d hang around with Holly Filbert, Juniper Hemlock, Lilac Linden and Melaleuca, who was from Brazil wouldn’t you know. (I hear they all did it in privet, once). I think they lived on Southern Magnolia where it grafts onto Mulberry. And did you see their clothes? Some cotton would be plum about now and they’d think it was peachy! Jack and Holly were quite the pear in their matching apricot shirts.
Each of these are the kinds of things that grove Hazel nuts, but Rose would like it because it made her feel poplar. It gave her something to bay and bark about. Nothing to birch about there really, but now it comes out that Rose would like to sue Mac! I don’t know if the courts wil’low that. She said her friend Red would testify, even if he had to come in from Cork. I understand that Forrest is petrified, but would come if the trial was in Cypress, which in near Hawthorne. Maybe they should call it a date – I know Camellia would attend.
Even so, maple something good can come of it, though sometimes it makes me want to kick her ash. Maybe I should kick her quaking asp, en tell her what needs to be done to loquat her records. I don’t know, do yew? She should probably aster alders on this. She should branch out a little and truncate some her present activities, maybe put down some roots fir later, out there on the Ponderosa. And I’d tell her not to let them get something they’d pinion her, because things can get pretty mesquite and that wouldn’t be so cherry.
Say, can you excuse me for a minute, I’ve got to spruce up a bit. It’s funny how a good pee can help the memory! Oakley-d’oakley, by gum! When I come back, let’s get a Mimosa.
You’ve been out-punned, Neener!
If you call posting my original twice being out-punned. Maybe Mr. dfgdsfgdsfg would like to write his own thingy.
*smacks dfgdsfgdsfg*
Make your own!Look! I’ve taken over the adwords!
Isn’t it fun when that happens?
Yes! I shall try again next weekend!
You are my hero
Believe it or not, I’m walking on air…
*bllllarrrrrrghghhh*
I never thought I could feel so… CURSES ON YOU DOC! CURSES!
Guess I’m lucky to know the George Costanza version only.
FIRST!!!!!!
OMG LOLZ I’M SO FIRST 3L33T!
DID I WIN? DID I?
*whacks dwag222 with very big mallet*
Nope.
*wanders into the thread*
Eeewwwwwwww! What’s this big SPLOTCH on the floor?
Whoops! Forgot to clean up. I’ll go get the ShamWow and fire up the incinerator.
No need for that…I can incinerate the remains!
*smacks forehead*
Of course! Why didn’t I think of that?
Well, I’ll leave the flattened troll pool to you, DW.
anyone know what school this was at?
Yes, thank you, I already read the prior posts on this page. If you want, you could Google geneseo fire drill.
… which I did, and the story is both humorous and outrageous. Check out this excerpt:
.
Dean of Students Lenny Sancilio said he was pleased that the fire detection and prevention systems all worked efficiently. He said that he believed students whose rooms were damaged would have to check their homeowner’s insurance plans or consider purchasing renter’s insurance to pay for the damages. “Unless the school was at fault … the damage would not be covered by the school,” he said.
.
At approximately 11:30 pm on Thursday, Sancilio sent out an e-mail to all students that read, “A great tragedy was averted tonight”.
Out of the fire and still smoldering
she says
“A woman must have everything.”
Next week, on “Heroes”.
I’ve just been reminded of this verse:
The boy stood on the burning deck
His body all a-quiver
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river!
Nice picture, there.
*hopes they got the arrows out*
Was the leg named Bob?
*most likely failed at joke attempt*
Either that or Robin.
Whatever its name, we’re sure it was a buoy.
At least everybody was already outside.
Yea, so there was NO CHANCE of dealing with the fire when it was small.
Join Date: Mar 16 2009
Posts: 830
Location: IL
Re: Rap music sucks balls.Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 5:46 pmOnly good rap song ever made:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think sow
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
That is entirely a matter of opinion.
He was just putting his $0.002¢ worth in the pot.
And girls ain’t nothin’ but trouble. . .
And what does that have anything to do with this Fail?
And what does that have anything to do with this Fail?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
There you have it. I’ve ALWAYS said that these drills were counter productive.
If not for anything else, then because it desensitizes people to fire alarms. THANKS to the fire drills, i NEVER took a fire alarm serious back in school.
I suppose you will maintain that view, next?
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I like this site but what are all these comments that have nothing to do with christmas? i dont get it why dont u comment on the picuture? instead say some random nonsence
Because 300 plus comments about the picture would get boring. What you see in the comments section (often) is called conversational drift. It happens in any forum. Get used to it.
…CHRISTMAS??
That’s some random non-picuture nonsence.
For inappropriate comments, in NL there is a saying that translates to “what has that got to do with football”.
Speaking of airplanes…
We’re being very cicili.
Two polar bears were taking a bath in the tub.
One says to the other, “Hand me the soap.”
The other replies, “What do you think I am, a radio?
*snork*
You had me going for a (non) seq.
*curtsies*
I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
♪Chest nuts roasting on an open pyre,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose♪
♪Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow♪
If you lived in Buffalo you wouldn’t find that too funny. Speaking of Buffalo:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Wiki that.
Plenty of places get more snow than Buffalo. Well, a few do, anyway.
Whoa! I finally did Wiki it and I’m glad I did! It took me about 5 mins to get it.
I actually went to SUNY Buffalo, but not in 1972. Wish I’d had this guy for a professor.
Whoa. That is some reading material. Thank you, Neener.
By the way, does “Neener neener Neener neener Neener neener Neener” also have the same kind of grammatical structure?
I’ll check… . Nope.
Ah. Try this:
Badgers badgers badgers badger badger badger badgers badgers badger.
Didn’t get no stinking Wiki page when I did that one.
Argh. That is a grammatically correct sentence but Google refuses to acknowledge its existance. Curse you monopolising search engine!
*shakes fist at Internet*
Well, since Google’s bots sweep through this site, it’ll be there in a day or two.
No.
Pllbbbbbt. :p
Hee! I guess English professors are constantly reminded of work when when school is out.
Speaking of random, a few minutes before that Joey posted the same comment on a fail from March. If the comments section only bothers him once every few hundred fails that’s not bad.
*snork*
Just for fun, every once in a while I go post on a 6 month old fail. Interestingly, there is often still some activity there. Is the “Conspiracy Fail” over 1500 yet? (The water one)
1378 comments
We should all go and leave another “Just how stupid are you?” comment.
Just did it to some random response. It was fun, actually. Felt like a kid ringing a door bell and running.
Good grief, why do people play so often on waaaaaaay old fails?
It is hard not to poke the trolls.
But the trolls ARE the ones playing on old fails!!
Speaking of which, should we answer Caine’s question, or wait until he shows up on the most recent fail?
*sigh* I think you know what I meant.
And I DID attempt to answer his question.
The Q he asked at the bottom of the Advertising Fail?
Sorry, I was thinking of Joey, just up the thread.
It’s been a busy weekend, I’m not quite functioning properly.
Joey, did you ever hang around a gymnasium?
Joey’s pick-up lines have gone even more downhill.
They’re not as bad as Ry’s.. remember “nice shoes. Wanna f**K?”
It’s a rational question. Anti-slip footwear guarantees better grip.
Oh…it’s a performance sport. If you wanna take your shagging seriously…you’d better have the right equipment (clicky).
*snork* Hahaha!
*orders a pair*
(Morning! *squeeze*)
‘Morning
*orders a new pair*
Good morning, B!
‘Morning! Nice to see you back! Looks like we could be in for a fun run.
Have you guys seen the most recent post up at Pundit Kitchen? It really touched a nerve or three apparently. Just over 200 comments, but as heated as can possibly be!!
Oooooh, I could get in SO much trouble in those comments….!
…I think I’ll sit here and keep my trap shut.
Hee! I thought the same thing!
Hee….!
But then, we always can get in trouble together.
Me too. I started to read the comments, and quickly realized that i need to not be doing that. I could actually feel my blood pressure rise.
There were some really fascinating discussions though, with several people I immediately and instinctively liked. Glad to see that more than one side was adequately represented.
PK never wants for both sides of any argu…. er…. debate.
Wow, that is quite the debate going on. I found I couldn’t just read, I had to say something somewhere, you possess such strength. I envy and am inspired by that.
First!
I reject any other reality and substitute it with my own.
Your reality fails.
As do his quoting skills.
“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.” – John Lennon
The above JWL quote had to wait for moderation. Just so you know what we’re up against here.
He’s no savage, but he did maul that quote.
Alright, i did not mean to bucher the quote, but the internet on what i was using when i posted that (the wii) can’t open up multiple windows for factchecking, and also glitches pretty often.
But you still got the gist of it, right?
We were having a fire exercise onboard a naval vessel using smoke bombs. About 10 minutes in there was a smoke indication in a nearby compartment which should’ve been isolated. I was spare so I volunteered to go check it out to make sure it was ok. I entered the compartment, full of smoke, grabbed the extinguisher by the door and found the source. A (literally) red-hot slice of toast that had been left to burn while the crew fought the fake fire…
So… the Navy (of whichever country) has sophisticated weaponry, smart bombs, advanced electronics, but still cooks toast manually on top of a stove like my grandmother did? I had no idea.
That is pretty funny!
lol thats an irony fail!
We didnt start the fire
It was always burning
Since the worlds been turning
We didnt start the fire
No we didnt light it
But we tried to fight it..
joseph stalin, malenkov, nasser and prokofiev
Rockefeller, campanella, communist bloc
…
This happened in my school too, except in the kitchen. After the firemen left, the alarm rang again as someone accidentally hit an alarm while moving tables. By the time it was all over, half the day was spent outside waiting for the fire brigade…
Can someone please turn off the fail suppression system?
They must think the Fail-alarm is a drill.
Morning. Are you still on my back? I forget.
I think I fell off along the way somewhere, but it was a spectacular day altogether.
(Morning! *theraputic squeeze*)
*squeeze*
It’s going to be even warmer today (27C/80F).
Fail suppression? So it’s pointless to keep hitting F5 then?
*stops refreshing*
*puts overheated index in icebucket*
What? Hahaha. Apparently on this computer, which I seldom use, I am still Aja.
Cross-posting as a programmer? There’s special bars for that.
Do they serve geekie drinks there?
A RAM and coke?
Or would that be a ROM and coke? *shrugs*
*squeeze*
Taxonomy fail?
Is “Aja” a domain by itself? How many limbs do you have, if any?
Three and a half at the moment.
1. aja.com
2. aja.net
3. aja.gov
3 1/2. aja DOT ___!
Aja DOT AAARRRRRGHH!!!
Good thing you put it on ice, or it might have set off the alarm. (Morning *squeeze*)
On second thought… maybe it would get their attention.
*squeeze*
Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot I had a very cold finger.
Did you leave ET’s finger in the freezer again? It will stop glowing, you know.
Well, most docs do.
I want a new fail! I demand a new fail! What’s up with FB?!
(Morning all!)
Only when they give you…the Touch of Death!
Maybe it’s because today is a holiday, and the week-end schedule applies?
*pushes aside two piles of files*
*finds keyboard*
Holiday?What holiday?
Memorial Day in the USA. Long weekend.
1) That makes sense.
2) Nooooooooooooo.
Then it’s gonna be trollish later… Less fails, more trolls. Great.
*group squeeze*
♫ Come together, right now♫
DOT ORG DOT ORG DOT ORG, DAMMIT!
Maybe at 12:00? *hopeful*
No.
*pat pat pat*
It’ll be okay, Arthur. At least we’re all in the same (fail)boat. *squeeze*
I’ll go swimming. Bye for now!
*squeeze*
LMAO, no way dude, too funny!
RT
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¡qué cracks!
At least they had a good reason for leaving it unattended. A friend of mine left somethign cooking and went to play football for a few hours, luckily i smelt a burning smell and the flames did not go beyond the cooker. The second fail here was the alarm di dnto go off even though there was flames comming out the dam cooker.
LOL this was at SFSU, in Towers I think. Ridonc.
Student Fail. Irony win.
Something like this happened at my dorm last year while I was gone for the weekend. My room was mostly fine. It was in Sullivan Hall at NCSU.
Yep. Fire drills are dangerous too… lol
Way to Go SUNY Geneseo! I was 10 feet away while this was happening. They have so many fire drills per semester. We had like 10 in 3 weeks. It happened again in spring (30 minutes of chicken in microwave)
this is why fire drills are stupid bullshit
Moral to this story. If people tell you its a drill now go outside, tell them to shove their drill where the sun don’t shine
You know, I always thought something like this could happen. People are told to drop everything and run, and they might be doing something dangerous if left unattended…
FAWLTY TOWERS!