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Nobody will ever love you.
Scary. Chamberino is talking to the wind.
Yeah, I’m crazy like that.
i talk to my toys …
I walk with my boys
mah boi
This fail is what all true warriors strive for.
Should be
Yesterday Tacos Free (In Dumpster)
It is written: Only Link can defeatSPAGHETTI!
Quick! To the Time Machine!
Awaaaaay!
Not “away”, I think you mean SQUADELAH
This is illegal you know?
This thread (is it a thread?) wins so hard!
*head explodes from excitement*
You dare bring light into my lair?
What kind of toys?
im not crazy… wait, tacos yesterday? ill just grab my handy time
machine i found when i visited the San Andreas fault line
Clumbsy food, the taco … maybe I just do not do it properly.
*looks like a good spot to sit*
*moves the larger sticks out of the grass*
*ferrrrlomps down; leans back against tree*
*thinks of a song*
♫ All the leaves are brown (the leaves are brown)…and the sky is grey (and the sky is grey)… ♫
California dreaming, on such a winters day….
Congrats!
But I wanted them now D:
♫ Yesterday…all the tacos, they were given away… ♫
Now it looks as though there here to stay…
they do this crap all the time. Someone has the slogan “Free Lobster Tomorrow” painted onto their wall
and i belive in the tacos…
♫ Suddenly…there’s not half the tacos there used to be… ♫
Theres a taco hanging over me…
Oh, Yesterday (Tacos) came free.
♫They were all eaten…. yesterday…♫
♫Yum yum yum… Yum yum-yum.♫
♫Why they had to go I don’t know they wouldn’t say♫
How do you make that music note?
like this: :musicnote: ?
Nope, I guess I will just have to copy it.
♫
Caught you red handed!
Don’t be hard on him – it was just a minor offense.
Well that fell flat…
wow music joke. I think i might be the only one here who got that xD. anyway, I think this was photoshopped.
One more thing- WHY IS ALL THE COMMENTS SO RANDOM?
–grammar fail.
That was a sharp observation.
You could always come back yesterday.
erstor
Im sure you do.
We need the time machine to buy tacos
Then the Doctor will be delighted by this offer. If he likes Mexican food, that is.
Doctor?
You know, Doctor B.
Who?
Exactly, doctor who.
Thats what i’m trying to find out???
who’s on first?
The doctor.
Which Doctor?
Take 72 of these over six months.
.
And 36 of these, straight up.
Do you want me to take the potato out first??
The doctor will have to do that.
Witch Doctor?
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
That means – play Dr. Mario!
My Taco won’t come back!
No, you need the time machine to get free tacos. You can still buy them.
Sounds like they’re yelling ‘looooooser’!
Did someone actually had to climb up their and put the letters on one by one?
Wouldn’t it occur to him during that process that something is wrong?
nah,they like to fail
Prolly wanted to spell “Yesterday of tomorrow” but did not quite fit in.
Lotsa people do it today.
Why not just write “today”?
Someone stole their letter ‘O’.
‘Yesterday’ was as close as they could get.
It could still be written “2Day” or something like that.
But then how could people take them seriously?
*snort* Yes, Snarfblatt, how could people take you- I mean them-seriously?
Oh, there’s a way.
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
They could just simply put “free tacos”… its not that difficult, there is no science involved.
Or is there? *scary music plays*
That’s why he’s selling tacos instead of managing a financial portfolio, methinks.
Oh, I dunno…perhaps they’re both compatible…when the shell breaks, you lose the lot?
And they both have brown goo inside.
*loses desire to ever eat again*
Did it occur to you that maybe this was done on purpose, and is a joke; not a real promotion. I’ve seen the sign “Free beer tomorrow” in plenty of pubs.
It’s a joke, people!
i think we’ve either got a load of aspies/autists posting, thinking for serious “hey, this is wrong!”, or they’re just trollposts that the mods think will create funny drama on the comments (… and they’d be right, sorta).
there seriously can’t be otherwise well-adjusted people dumb enough to keep posting these non-fails, can there?
There is a time warp round the back for your free tacos.
But I don’t want to go around the back! That’s where they keep the potatoes!
Be brave O:<
I’d find that taco if you had a ♀ after your name.
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
*tips hat*
This shop must be up Penny Lane.
I might need some Help finding it.
Eleanor Rigby works there, I think.
Seems that Nobody came, all the hungry people, where do they all come from?,
From the fool on the hill.
…came in through the bathroom window.
And it’s open eight days a week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
HELP.
C’mere, Emp. I wanna hold your hand. It’ll be okay.
Taco: “Eat me like you did The Night Before.”
Lets walk through these strawberry fields, forever.
Not sure I have time – it’s A Long and Winding Road.
(Actually should be “The”, not “A”, but I hope you’ll Let It Be.)
Of course. Oh, look it’s my pal, Jude. Hey, Jude!
Do we have to do only hit songs? If not, I’ve Got a Feeling this could go on for a while.
I’m thinking, but I’m a bit tired, as I had a Hard Day’s Night.
It’s all a day in the life.
Hey, BFF! How’s your weekend going? Mine is Getting Better all the Time!
Just the opposite for me – I had a better time The Night Before.
I’m sorry to hear that. Maybe All You Need is Love?
Yes It Is
Do you Wanna Know a Secret?
(psst psst psst)
Don’t Let Me Down!
Tell me why? (I’ll stop capitalizing, we all know what we’re looking for.)
Good move on the name change, Judy! I just noticed it.
.
I’ll end for now by quoting this incredible excerpt from Douglas Adams: (from Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency)
.
Richard went out and and looked up the stairs and then came back in.
“A horse?” he said again.
“Yes, it is,” said the Professor. “Wait — ” he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate — “let it be. It won’t be long.”
Richard stared in disbelief. “You say there’s a horse in your bathroom, and all you do is stand there naming Beatles songs?”
I dunno…I’m just waiting for my Admiral so I can give him A Taste of Honey.
Don’t wait too long. He might be across the universe.
I can’t wait to come and get it. I’m never far from my lovely paperback writer.
Ain’t she sweet?
hehe Let it Be.
Thanks to you I wont be in a world without love.
And 25 hours a day.
horay! you win the pointlessly long name of the year award!
And you? the Jack ass award for not putting a beatles reference in your text.
You little Piggy.
Maybe we should just get him a sandwich or a sub. Yellow being its colo(u)r.
He can enjoy it in the octopus’ garden.
After the sandwich get him a Dr. Pepper.
do you think taco bell tastes better across the universe?
So, it was the Bell end of the tacos?
In the middle of the Bell curve.
*rickrolls*
stop ringing the bell
*DINGDINGDING*
is good to know what happen in the past….
Prolly just tired of the dumbasses coming to the drive-up window asking, “Do you still have the free tacos?”
It’s either that or the P-word that shall not be mentioned. Doesn’t look quite right somehow.
Pardon?
Pretty?
Petechia?
Pooptarts?
Pffft?
Pachydermoperiostosis?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Well I didn’t want to say it but…
photoshop!
See what you made me do?
Sounds about right. Won’t stop them, though. Never underestimate the stupidity of a customer.
or of fast food clerks…
Do they REALLY think this works?
i did.
Drive Past more like. Buncha lamers.
Drive By: Gansta tamers.
Drive Thru: Ugly Flamers.
Drive In: WoW Gamers.
Drive a nail in the window sash: Repair Framers.
wait, i missed the tacos ಥ﹏ಥ
LOL, darnit, missed them free tacos again! Drats!
http://www.real-anonymity.pro.tc
They should have added “lol” in there.
Lucky me!
I came yesterday…
but tacos were made of old newspapers & cat food.
*scratches head*
That’s really more information than I needed…
Isn’t that public indecency?
Shame on Taco Bell.
shopped
i know you are
Very clearly shopped, you can see the artifacts from the compression of the lessters being different than the photo.
Failblog fail.
i don’t see anything
Slip-off those rose coloured glasses and smell this!
i liek tacozzzzzz
I know it’s wrong bagelbear, …but you had me in tears yesterday hehehe.
Narcolepsy’s a bitch, huh?
I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it.
That sign offends me.
Just a once off, or in a more repetitive way?
Well, technically they’re still free on the subway, just not in a commercially desirable form.
Pre-masticated?
poop, i missed it!
Shamwow to aisle 9!
HEY RMT!!!! Banana time!!! 50
I think DrB is bored…
That obvious, huh?
I was oblivious to it.
Here ya go!
Even solids are soaked right up by the ShamWow(tm)!
ALRIGHT!! LET’S GO TO TACO BELL!! i heard they’re serving free tacos tod— oh… i see. please excuse me for a second *cries in corner*
Should have known. (I used the right one this time, yay Dragon
)
First!
YESTERDAY.
Sorry that song was already requested.
Not a great fail. Now, if someone were to throw out the 2 Ys and 1 of the Rs and rearrange it to say, ‘EAT ROASTED FECES’, I’d say you might have something there.
I hereby nominate you head of the Taco Bell sign committee.
*uses Powers!* Nutty
I see noone understands the time-space continuum thing. I’ve already explained that to you tomorrow. To get a free taco you need to get that yesterday. Simple as that. I’m going! I mean it’s free!
Next free taco giveaway will be 3 weeks ago. I guess some of you are going to miss it.
Lollersnaps.
To the time machine
you just have to go to an alternate universe where yesterday is today at the same time:) maybe with Nowhere Man
Who let you out of the box?
At least we know it now: Alive.
Unless it went to an alternate zombie universe to eat day-old tacos.
Zombies eat tacos? That somehow makes them less scary.
Brain tacos, OK?
If only we could find out about Heisenberg’s walrus.
Is that the one you put in a blue bukkit?
I think that was Einstein’s toad.
Ohhh right right.. I was thinking about Newton’s monkey. The one that hid in the tree and threw apples.
I can’t find my box of Newton’s figs.
I saw Stephen hawking them.
Oh, he’s such a bohr…
But dayum is that one Feynman!
Well, yeah. I saw him last Faraday.
Did you see his wife? Teller I said hi!
Ohmmmm… I don’t think I know his wife…
Watt? Are you serious?
I’m curi(e)ous to know what he looked like.
Has he a sense of Diraction?
I have a post with Planck that’s awaiting moderation, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why! I definitely don’t have a Fermi grip on what is OK and what’s not.
What?! I’ll make him walk the Planck for that! (Actually a lousy image in this case, but I’ll go for it anyway.)
I am quite uncertain that heisenberg. maybe it melted?
So… Can anyone guess why my ‘walk the Planck’ post required moderation?
Maybe you were teslaing the allowed wordage?
Taco Bell, yo quiero los chorros
Where has the Fire alarm Fail gone?
The taco is a lie!
To be a taco or not to be a taco. for whom does the bell Toll.
Hey. I was wondering (I’m still new) How do you go about making those little musical notes and smiley faces?
Regret win.
Or taunting win
Last!
By the way, free hamburger day at Harvey’s, until three o’clock…
It’ actually a pretty common advertising ploy, especially if they recently began a mail list etc. It makes people not want to miss out next time, so they sign up.
*Voice of GIR* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M GONNA GET ME SOME-A-DEM TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Boo hoo.
Blah Blah Blah
Hello!!
I am a dic*-suc**er.
Hi, I love co*k.
suck my dick
suck my balls
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Colonial period, founding, and early years
West Point was first occupied by the Continental Army on 27 January 1778,[7] making it the longest continually occupied post in the United States.[8] Between 1778 and 80, Polish engineer and military hero Tadeusz Kościuszko oversaw the construction of the garrison defenses.[9] The Great Chain and high ground above the narrow “S” curve in the Hudson River enabled the Continental Army to prevent British ships from sailing up river and dividing the Colonies.[10][11] It was as commander of the fortifications at West Point that Benedict Arnold committed his infamous act of treason when he attempted to sell the fort to the British.[12][13] The main fort at West Point had originally been named after Arnold, but was changed to Fort Clinton after Arnold’s betrayal.[12]
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Thayer monument
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Can anyone else not see this Fail? It’s not showing up for me.
Lucky, you get to play the game!
Step 1
From reading all the comments, guess what the Fail is all about!
Step 2
Word your question well, everyone that laughs at you for asking if you guessed the picture correctly is a minus to your score…
WHEN can I have a free tacos?
Yesterday.
I have a Time Machine so….xD
OH! Get me some!
with the purchase of a yesterday of equal or greater value…
Photoshopped
Methinks it could be a way to get people to be upset because they missed it. That way they’d watch the board more. I know it’d work on me. Nothin’ like free tacos.
And hey Failbloggers!
Welcome me! You know you want to.
More like Photoshop fail.
I wish we had blue Taco Bell’s in my city!
i’m glad i wasn’t the only person to notice that.
This reminds me…
“When are you going?”
“Yesterday.”
Crap, I’m late.
I really wanted that taco!
LOVE IT.
This is actually a parody of an old advertisement ‘Free Beer Tomorrow’, so if you know the reference, it’s not really fail. You will sometimes still see the metal ‘free beer tomorrow’ sign in bars.
I guess I should have read everyone’s comments before I posted mine below. Observation Fail.
Hey, they gave ME a free one!
you-snooze-you-lose win!
Are you kidding? Advertising WIN. This sign would go great next to a bar with a permanent Free Beer Tomorrow sign. Brilliance.
no avtising win
is u a troll
What is today, but tomorrow’s yesterday??
PHOTOSHOP’D!
photoshop fail
they were just trying to let people know that they were not giving out free tacos that day…it was yesterday and if you were coming for a free taco, you missed it.
I hate Fails like these…. they’re not even Fails.
photoshop