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Great green ball mini golf
Beware the “genital wart” hazard in the middle
maybe its just a zit
or a pancake?
by the way, this course is NUTS!
all the kids up the end, finishes my study on where children come from, case closed
Those are not children. They are men actually……..0_0
Which finishes my study on why men are ……..
But I don’t think you have the balls to win it!
Where does the cheesegrater come in to work?
The course is nuts, but the designer had some balls.
Sigh. It’s a SCROTUM piercing, duh.
Or a kidney stone on the way out.
Is zit really? And here I thought it was a rock and a hard place.
Mine is bigger, but no as green as that. It´s more like a kind of purple…
You have a purple genital wart that’s bigger than the one we see there? See. A. Doctor.
All they’ll do is laugh though.
That’s someone scalp. It is a penis-shaped swamp, my worst nightmare come true!
Does the golf course have stones?
They should get that lump seen to.
*blaaarg*
It’s a custard hazard. Hit it and it assplodes.
That boils my brains just thinking about it.
Don’t let the zombies hear about your boiled brrrraaain.
*drools*
*slurps*
It’s okay already had a brain muffin this morning.
Do brain muffins prevent brain farts?
I would think they cause them.
Oh poop! And I just ate one. BRB!
This thread went in a whole different direction to where I thought it would.
Dangerous stuff, those brain muffins. No wonder they won’t sell them to under-18s.
I think I have an addiction to them; I’ve had brain cramps all day.
Zombies like our brains fresh, not boiled.
Your head asplolde.
Bubble, bubble, boil and trouble.
OK, I see the returned REPLY BUTTON.
But would someone explain the theory of why it left us?
And what is all this about a List and Moderation?
I asked the same thing. I guess that it disappears when moderation is needed, which can be triggered by certain words… or something…
I explained what I witnessed in the previous fail.
Thanks Arthur, now I have to go all the way back to the previous fail, dig through a mountain of comments, sort out yours from everyone else’s and then read each one until I find your particular “explanation”!
Well, Hmmmmph! I’m a busy Skwerl! I’ve got Girlie Skwerls to chase and nuts to drop on people’s heads and scampering to and fro on my schedule! I’ll just guess that no one around here knows WTF is going on and forge
Oooooo, HELLOoo Miss Bushy Tailed Sweet Thang!
Wanna see my nuts?
I gave an explanation a few replies up…
I think this is the one time to suggest a chill pill to a squirrel.
Arthur;
THANK YOU! I went & read it.
Now I understand, (kinda), and are less cormfused!
Please ask someone closer to you than I to pat you on you back or hug you in my absence.
*looks around*
Nobody here right now. But I’ll tell my gf to do that later. I think you understand why I didn’t post a link to my explanation…
I dont think I understand? Is FB censored now?
(Oh and Arthur you dissapoint me again…you believe anything that horses ass Kant said?)
*sigh*
Again? “Horse ass” Kant? No, I don’t have time to get into that right now.
*narrowly misses point*
*lands on feet*
Is a horse ass like a jackass?
*flees point*
It certainly doesn’t sound like an adequate description for one of the smartest guys who ever lived.
I’m not even going to pretend I know what you’re talking about, I was just playing with English.
*is impaled on point*
*pats Arthur on back*
*bows in a reflex*
*blushes and pretends to search something on the floor*
I am wondering if something else is going on, because when I looked, ALL the fails lost the “reply” button. Perhaps they disabled nesting while they madly coded a fix?
Agreed, whenever a moderated post went up it got confused. Although the first weirdness on day 1 was NOT due to moderation. It was due to my screwed-up hand-built “reply” link. I have to confess I”ve been tempted to try that again, on an old fail so no innocent bystanders are injured when things go awry.
So, what, is it ‘Worldwide Ignore Me Day’ or something?
Or do you just not know who I am?
OH NO! Don’t tell me I befriended Sam!
No, I’m not Sam. I was just wondering if he know me.
Sam knows you. He’s watching you and is ready to hack your computer as soon as you use a made-up language that is a threat to national security. He has a PhD.
Do you know me, Not Sam?
Oops, sorry Arthur Eld.
I might know you…. Might!
You are on! I’m listening! Hahahaha
Is zit the witching hour?
Is zit switching, flower?
A gala with evan, Admiral, and starfish would be quite the star-studded affair!
♫ Let’s get this party star-ted ♫
♫ Hey now your an allstar, get your game on, come play ♫
♫ Cause there ain`t no party, like an alcoholic party! ♫
But what would be the point?
*Points at embarrassing typo up at 7:36*
*Self flagellates..ates ates ates*
Do I hear an echo..cho..cho? … ? .. ?
It could be your tinfoil hat, šWε└∟ cat… at a a t ~
*on the way out the door…*
♫ I can hear the echo…of your ? in my head ♫
And the phrase “Hole in one” takes a whole new meaning.
This course really testes your putting ability.
Or a hole new meaning.
Damn, beat me to it <_<
Hey we can meat at the third hole. its my favorite. its the hardest to get it in.
Holey Moley!
And morning all! *squeezes too*
Good morning ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ!
*a quick squeeze so as not to prolong her blush*
They are going the wrong way
Entering at the exit?
In through the out door? ♫
Where’s the cream filling?
I wonder if he’s using a putter, of if he has a certain wood he wants to swing with?
Maybe it’s just a two-leaf clover.
*doesn’t want to know how a 4 leaf is made*
*doesn’t dare suggest it may require a second leafstalk*
I think only one half will feel lucky after
I thought you were only allowed one ball.
2 If you need it
The left one is smaller. Maybe it’s empty?
Give it a shampoo and see if it fluffs up.
Dehydrated cojones?
grande testicolos
*gro(u)p(e) squeeze*
Who are you groping
It’s the grande grope that’s more likely to be received?
Hi. Thanks for the hat you gave me yesterday. I now use it to collect money for you so you can afford punctuation.
Hey Arthur, didja see I gave you a glove?
Powdered eggs? Yuk.
Pickled eggs?
(Hi Mooks! *squeeze*)
Pickle and eggs? Never heard that one. Twig and berries, yes. (Hi Sidhe! *squeezy*)
(I sorta twisted it a bit. Pickled eggs are common in the south and are usully found in bars or country stores. And pickles are green, shaped like… never mind. :blush: )
.
How’s the co-honey and you coming along in Spain? Great trip?
How about pickled beets, or pickled surprise?
mmmmmmmm …. drunk people have pickled BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNSSS!!!!!!!!
i’ve got balls of greeen
Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
*tinkles the ivories*
BFF! Quite tinkling in the ivy! Someone might see. Hehe.
I’d get some fresh air on those.
No amount of mouth to mouth can save those babies.
I see them bloom
for me and you
I see friends shaking hands
saying ‘how do you do’
Godzilla slept there earlier. They just filled in the print it left. Clever!
You could say he is quite the “loose cannon”..
..or maybe you couldn’t, whatever.
Sometimes I’m glad to have a dirty mind. Helps you feel not as left out.
Sometimes, I’m glad i don’t.
I still have grass burn from that night
I have rug burn on my chin.
You guys got off easy. I’m the one with the hole in one.
that stings!
Luckily, it’s only a small gash.
*wonders if she’ll break nesting*
Another for the list Fluffy!
Psssst, I have been hiding the list in my name all along.
Homo seems to be acceptable.
as long as you don’t push back, reach-around essential
That’ll learn me! hehe
Poop!
Popeye?
Pop goes the weasel!
As weasels dont get sucked in to jet engines (in contrary to the soaring eagles) they dont go ‘pop’.
Therefor the phrase should be; pop goes the eagle
The only reason weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines is because they’re smart enough to stay the hell out of the way of them!
Genius! (clicky)
HAHA I bought a birthday card with that on once.
TAG!
Jam’s it!
*runs away*
*gives chase*
Very clever Czuhc!
Let me add to the list: google.
Looks like a WIN to me…
even my eight year old found it let’s say “odd” at first glance! What we’re they thinking???
They: Not much.
We: PENIS!!!!
Definitely too much pea-ness!
(…am very unsure that a *squeeze* would be quite appropriate at this point in this particular thread…)
*does it anyway*
*squeeze*
Mornin’ Arthur!
*squeeze*
Hullo!
They were thinking it would be a pretty easy hole to sink with a course design like that.
I think that lump in the middle is testicular cancer
Ah, so this is where all the swingers hang out?
36 holes in one night…
Total: 37.
And then he ran out of money??
morn all . Is it a two stroke hole or one.
I may be premature here, but I’d guess 2 strokes should do it.
*squeezesqueeze*
Will 2 of these suffice?
Not enough! Does that mean I’m not sub-par?
*squeezes foop*
I’d have given you two strokes, darlin’, but I’d have surely upset the censors this morning, don’cha know?
Doesn’t matter if you’re early, I’m revving to go.
It is early, isn’t it?
Triple-bogeys are more fun!
*squeeze*
Good morning everyone. Hopefully FB won’t eat every comment I try to post
)
(fyi, just about all that were eaten yesterday I was trying to say hi to everyone
Morning!
*waves fruitily*
Morning back!
*waves dragonically*
G’Mornin to you and Hi.
*waves all cakily*
*waves trappishly idk lol*
I was hoping for the oily baconlube but if you want to play with your bogies, you go fore it!
I alway use gloves before grabbing my club. It helps prevent blisters.
Better watch out for the Birdie.
No mulligans?
No way buddy. Once you shoot, you play it where it lies.
LOL
Sperm at the tip!
The course is an extention of your penis…..
very zen, LOL!
36 Holes in 1 night is simple for me LOL.
Just add pancakes and eggs.
Hi Haxored!
Hello Hax!
Hi haxored!
Oi!
A double Haxored? I don’t know how to feel about this…
It gives me the feeling that something, somewhere has gone horribly wrong.
I feel so bad!
*tickle tickle!*
Ta da! a full double Haxored!
*trumpet fanfare*
Um… where’s the loud cheers, wild applause, thrown flowers, and most importantly, groupies??
*Cheers loudly, throws flowers, applauds wildly*
*joins the group, easy*
Hello Haxored
He’s not replying?
Not yet.
Never does
I wish he would just once.
Maybe he’s busy with pancakes and eggs?
Pancakes! *Perks-up* Flavor?
Blueberry?
OOOOH! Chocolate Chip Pancakes!!!
Terrific! Choc Chip Yummo! Can we cook-up some blueberry too – a personal favorite!
This is usually a hungry group so….we’ll have to cook up all kinds! *Throws an apron a spatula and a bag of flour over.*
Did you see that??? One was all fluttery and a little slower than the other two. Another was shiny and had a flat part with tiny windows, but it just sailed, it did! And that last one …………. HEY! What’s all this white stuff?? *thinks scarier-than-UFOs thoughts* *ahghghaghghghghghaaaahhhhhh*
*runs inside and hastily fashions new tin foil hat*
*hides in closet*
*whew*
*close one*
*takes pot shots at UFOs with throwing knives*
(guns are hard to get in Ireland*
There there.
*tickletickletickle*
Howdy Haxored!
*facepalm*
*poke*
*prick*
*click*
POKE 35136,0
Yay! *high fives Moomin*
What a flashback.
X = PEEK 35136
*high five*
SYS 64738
OICU812
*squeeze*
That tickled me
I’m having an average to bad day.
*extraspecialhugesqueeze*
*appreciativesqueeze*
I ruined it! I needn’t even say ‘again’.
*tickles jam*
*squeeze*
*giggles*
<—see, smiling!
*squeeze*
Your upper lip looks a bit stiff… Good!
One of these days we’ll have to try a reverse-haxored. But I hate unhappy endings.
It’s a bit backward! I may even get it right.
I will do funny things and make you laugh. Look!
*goes to the floor and does push ups*
Hehehehe
Eyes forward soldier!
*sneaks in and squeezes jam while she’s yelling at the pushy soldier* *slips away smiling at her own audacity*
*stops yelling, runs after and squeezes the swell foop*
*wheeeee*
That was very sweet of you, jam!
*does a couple of decidedly foopy cartwheels*
*anxiously awaits the judge’s decision*
*holds up sign*
‘10′
Ouch!
Oops, sorry for the concurrent post, jam – UGI.
Meh!
Evan, did your brain go the same way as mine?
You’ve just got to know,
Did my brain go your way? (~♫)
pssst …. *squeezes evan even*
*subtly appreciates, zooms onward*
Without that stupid lump this thing would be a hole in one.
you must be a lesbian
The course of life
now all we need is the female cource if you know what i mean (‘/\’)
I think you have a coarse mind.
For once, put it in the hole on the first time really means someting….
I don’t see the problem. What’s wrong with a penis-shaped golf course. The kids can learn about biology while playing golf.
Just watch out for the mud bunker on the next hole
Those greens are well kept.
:snörk:
ewww, even I thought that was in bad taste … and I’m decaying!
How come I can say “Penis”, but not c*ck, when c*ck is an animal?
Because we live in perverted times, my friend.
But, logically, the only reason I can see for c*ck to be banned is because it means penis. Next thing you know I won’t be allowed say dick or prick!
Hurray for your willy or John Thomas.
Hurrah for you one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, you percy or you cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons or stick it in a sock,
But don’t take it out in public or they’ll send you to the dock,
And you won’t…come…back!
Me c*ck?
*is searching in his drawers*
Now where did I leave those ribbons?
You can slip it in a sock
your wife’s best friend!
… or place it by a rock (according to the course of things shown here…) and it should be fine.
Morning, all!
*squeezes roundabout*
*getting braver*
*follows advice and slips it in a sock*
*finds ribbons after all*
*weaves them in beard*
How do I look?
Fantastical and enchantingly roguish!
Knobody knows!
The shadow knows.
I have a problem here, I could add “penis” to my list, but only if I drop “czuhc” and replace it by “penis”. What to do?
You add an entirely new section devoted to Gender Specification.
Homo sapiens sapenis?
*applauds*
BRILLIANT!
Btw, I’m supposed to write next years school play (me and my big mouth). I hope I can count on you all whenever I get stuck or have writer’s block?
We’d all get arrested?
*ovates (?) while standing*
happenis
Find a way to eliminate 5 spaces in your amazing title? (just a thought)
*is quite amazed at your title/name even without pea-ness in it* and *loves your hat too*
Hm. It is a nice hat. But I’ll stick with my tuque and earmuffs.
This is a pretty lame mini golf course.
*pounce and squeeze*
*sneak squeezes Moomin*
Looks hard to me.
ROFL!
While at the same time, a pretty game penis effigy!
Finally, golf gets interesting. (Morning all you sexy Fail bloggers)
That means me!
*dances happily*
(Morning!)
*ruffles Malicite’s hair in greeting*
*breaks open the whiskey*
What? I don’t like coffee!
*Elbows Arthur*
He meant ME!
Morning Mal! And greetings to Arthur and Gaynor! How’s the crew doing today?
*take an Irish coffee from Gaynor, sips in honour of mmc*
Cheers! I have a half day today, so my body may be at work, but my mind is elsewhere!
My mind is always elsewhere. Right now it’s in Maui.
Oh, neat idea! I should try letting my mind go to Maui. It’s been mired in hell all week. It’s not easy being dead.
He’s unfortunate, it’s been pissing rain most of the day. It’s getting better now though.
I could swear he was looking at my sock and my ribbons!
*dances the sailor’s hornpipe*
Good morning!
Pretty sure I can manage this …
*does best jessica rabbit slinky entry ever*
And morning to you, Malicite! *squeeze*
*Admires ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ’s jessica rabbit slinky entry*
*hugs GV for several reasons, but especially for admiring* :blush:
aka oops –>
Aww, you’re so cute when you blush!
*hugs
backin return*Reminds me of an old golf joke…
An American businessman goes to Japan to meet with a very important client. When he arrives, he decides to live it up a bit and hires a prostitute. During sex, the hooker kept screaming “Hoshimota! Hoshimota!”. He was impressed with how enthusiastic she was, and was quite pleased with himself.
The next day, he met his Japanese business partner for golf. On the third hole, the partner hit a hole-in-one! The American was very excited, and wanted to impress the Japanese man with his language skills. So he shouted “Hoshimota! Hoshimota!”
The Japanese man turned and looked at him with a frown. “What do you mean, ‘wrong hole’?”
Where’d you hear that one?
OMG BREWSKI!
In my dream last night someone told me that joke.
Get out of my g’damn head!
And how does that make you feel?
Violated. Pure. And. Simple.
And pulling a Shatner, apparantly too?
Yeah, get out of his dreams! And into his car!
Mal, I really don’t approve of that dream you had earlier in the evening. Does she know that you have dreams like that about her?
Fruit: Dunno, that joke is older than Donald Trump’s combover.
Nice reply! XD
…and just as revealing.
*dies laughing*
Tiger’s wood
Ah, where’s aiki when you need him???
in the caddy shack :b
crouching tiger hidden woody
Can we substitute the gopher with Skwerly Bob?
Makes you wonder what the water hole looks like!
get your mind out ot the toilet, please.
You are far too young to wonder what her hole looks like!
I am not! Though would never die wondering
!
wow a dick shaped mini golf course
That’s what they mean with “comments related to the fail”!
Ha! Yes, this really elevates the discussion to a new level, doesn’t it?
Harvard? I presume.
IS IT OK IF I YALE NOW???
(or not)
Hi Bobby.
Hello…person
where are the swingers and 36 holes when you need them?
Memory win?
Nevermind that. I was thinking of a really old fail.
if you imagine the footpath as an arm, then the green part looks like a huge pointing finger. rather than a huge dick.
No, sorry,….. it still looks like a dick with a wart on its sack.
I’m sure I don’t know what all you dirty people are thinking but I asked my preschooler and he says it’s a dinosaur bone. Certainly big enough.
This golf course belongs in a museum?
Why does your preschooler know what a dinosaur erection looks like?
How do you know it’s erect?
He’s the kid who loiters by the life size t-rex in the science museum until groups of teenage girls walk past so he can point and tell them “that’s the dinosaur’s great big penis!”
When it’s limp it’s no longer my bone, it’s my noodle.
what is the size of the cup 5″ or 6″.?
ROFLMAO
Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt:
C:\Windows\system32\hal.dll.
Please re-install a copy of the above file.
hahaha omg is this stone mountain??
My exact thoughts. This is totally the golf course by stone mountain. The train station is to the left of this.
OMG I was at that golf course on that hole, I took a picture, and I thought this was mine, but never mind.
I think it’s perhaps supposed to be a heart…
stone mountain indeed!
mini golf, huge course
Sometimes, a minigolf hole is just a minigolf hole.
Get your brain out of the gutter. That is obviously modeled after the anterior and posterior pituitary.
Yes! Finally someone with a decent sense of human anatomy!
But the question is, does the depiction of adenohypophysis and neurohypophysis make the golf course any less dirty? After all, the former gives rise to controllers of sex hormones, and the latter produces oxytocin, the “bonding hormone”.
TSH, ADH, ACTH, Oxytocin, GH, FSH, LH, PIH
something something something.
I can see were you could interpret that from, but my hypothesis is that it is not that, but a diagram of the male genatellia
I’m admiring that lump in the middle.
dude that Stone mountain park, im going there Sunday
oh dear.
Was wondering if this course is in Tallahassee…
http://www.coyoteblog.com/coyote_blog/2005/03/florida_capital.html
Nope, it’s in Stone Mountain, Georgia. I actually had a picture of this exact same hole that I was going to submit to the Failblog, but Emory C beat me to it.
I went to Mexico and our resort had a hole just like this. We all laughed and took pictures, and now we use “Hole 1″ as a euphemism.
In Before Swine Flu jokes
For this hole, take a firm grip on your shaft, give it a nice easy stroke but be careful, your ball may drift to the left.
it’s a tumor!
I played this course just a few hours ago…..its too funny.
FAIL X10!
I get it! It’s a fail because it’s shaped like an elephant!
put it in the hole!
Obviously a b3tan.
omg there is a golf hole just liek this at fun n stuff but its not the same place lololol
ouchie…kidney stone…
lol huge ass genital wart
according to me, we can do anything n everything with ourselves confidence and believe that comes true. if we want to understand about course design and practice it in our teaching we can use a sign too and planning be4, i think like that
Hahaha
Nice golf place