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Sexy man boobs.
Yanni’s gone through some changes lately.
(Mornin’, Mal!)
And I thought he shaved his moustaches…
Moustache ride + boobs = win
I think I am the first so…
FIRST!!! YEAH
First to what?
First to have five consonants at the end of his name.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE HIS MANBOOBEH!
It’s too late – sorry.
Oh dear – FAILblog is broken now in Firefox but it works in IE.
Scary.
Only one vowel in total.
My grandfather’s name was Czech. They have a severe vowel shortage over there. I suggest we take some surplus vowels from Hawaii and ship them to the Czech Republic.
Was he related to Czuhc?
Czuhc is his grandfather.
pssst…did you Czech with Czuhc?
erm, really? Czech has a higher vowel-to-consonant ratio than english does, and yes, I know this for sure (I´ve heard this argument before – no idea why it keeps popping up).
Welsh is a language that needs some vowels!
Welsh = llllwlelllllwwwlllllllll
There we go.
Ummm…..last time I checked, “total” has two vowels.
Total fail.
(Which has 4 vowels, incidentally)
“I’m First” fail
Haha!
first comment fail
He looks YAMMI … not that I am into boobs.
I was on since around 6:18 on the FB site time, trying to chatb with you and everyone else. Now I’m just really pissed since all the sudden NOW my comments can appear.
One of the many mysteries of the new Failblog format :/
*squeeze*
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I’m still on the fence as to whether I like this format or not.
I’m also getting this annoying little pop up that appears and reappears when I kill it everytime I refresh. It just won’t die. Anyone else got this problem?
No, just you….
I do like that you don’t have to click on Page 2 to look at all the posts.
I like it if they can iron out the bugs. And add a reply button to the bottom of deeply nested threads.
Hey velvet, that fence looks uncomfortable!
*squeeze*
Then why the smile?
I am wondering why you are lurking in my closet Brewski.
Oops! Heh heh, guess I made a wrong turn on the way to the mini mart!
Sowwy!!
*dashes out door*
*Lies down to take a nap in the warm spot Brewski left behind*
I’m just happy to see the reply button is back! Now let’s see if it will accept my link anymore.
It’ll work in 17 miles or so…
Oh I like the ZAP! addition to your name WN! I think I’ll steal it…
GM FSA! *squeeze*
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Several people had that problem yesterday. You & I are having that problem today.
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It’ll be someone else’s turn tomorrow. We’ll just have to be patient.
It’s very annoying. I should just go and make everyone happy already.
Well, happy birthday in 6 days to you then.
I refuse to have that problem. Ever.
Morning Judy (and everyone)
Failblog will not eat my comments. I feel it. They are full of carbs and Failblog is on Atkins :/
Malicite, Failblog has fallen off its diet so many times now so I wouldn’t be too sure your comments are safe… I mean, they are rather tasty looking… *tummy starts rumbling*
*nibbles on McFail*
I do love the dove bars…
*giggles* s…s…stop, that tickles
But it tastes so good!
And Fail Blog has been eating my comments like Combos.
*Gives McFail 0.5% wiseness*
Sorry, I don’t have a lot to spare.
I’m not really less wise just missing my wisdom teeth
Gives McFail wisdom teeth from someone’s jar. *ew*
I still have all 4, so I guess I’m 100% wise. Woohoo!
That’s debatable.
Well, 100% wise-ass at least.
When I was a kid, the dentist gave me all my teeth after pulling. I kept them in a jar for some strange reason. I’m not sure where they ended up. Perhaps someday someone will find them, and use the DNA to give birth to Brewski 2.0!
Well, if we’re getting technical again they actually gave me back two of my teeth. The other two didn’t make it out in one piece. *takes two wisdom teeth from LEILA to complete her set*
I never had wisdom teeth
Explains so much…
I have all four since I was 13. I guess that means I’ll lose my teeth when I’m 40.
*gives reassuring pat on back*
Who needs teeth anyway? The best foods come in paste form anyway.
If you lose all your teeth, you can get titanium ones and become a cyborg and fight crime and and be a superhero!
*looks at Arthur’s teeth with wide eyes*
I have two fake teeth, and yes they are titanium posts with porcelain crowns. Under a black-light they fluoresce.
Do you ever use them to to fight crime?
My four front teeth (upper) are crowned. And without being told, you’d never know. My dentist is AWESOME!
Implants fluoresce?! Cool!
*takes out pliers and pulls out some teeth so he can get some implants too*
Well, looks like it worked for Yanni
HAAAHAA! this picture made my day
xD
No, that’s a win. It’s Yanni.
Hey, velvet! How are ya?
Ok, except FB keeps eating my comments. STOP IT!
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*squeeze*
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What’s the latest in your world?
I was scared yesterday. The reply button ran away.
It didn’t run away. We eloped. Here…it’s back now. Look to your right.
You and the reply button eloped? When’s the honeymoon?
Laundry! Got to use my new toys last evening.
Sweet! How did the new toys work?
Very nice!
My only complaint was that both doors open toward the inside. If they would have put the dryer on the right, all would have been fine. Oh, well, that’s what happens when you leave the men to do the job. Pfffft!
HEY!!!
I resemble that remark!!
:p
I knew he was a girl… just didn’t know he had great tits
Why Yanni, what big bazoombas you have…
Cuds – have you left yet?
Doh! Just saw your screenname! Whoo! How excited are you?
*squeeze* Hey gorgeous! I’ve missed you! I’m very excited.
How’s Madrid?
*squeeze*
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Do you have enough squeezes to take with you?
I could always use more squeezes!
*squeeze*
Here’s some more for you, just in case!
*SQUEEZE x 10*
Have loads of fun on your trip! I’m very jealous of all the foreign men you’ll be meeting
*SQUEEZE!!!*
Madrid is hot. Take that any way you want.
*takes it in the most appropriate way for all concerned*
Before I forget … happy travels mr cuddles. We will wait for your safe return and for all the goodies you will bring back for us.
Yeah, same here. I’m off, going away now so all of you can be happy. Thank you and goodnight.
You already said that.
I’m never as happy as FSA thinks I am after he’s left!
Have a safe and fun trip, I mean vacation, I hope you don’t fall over anything, seriously. Have fun.
mmc I’ll miss you while you’re gone, safe trip! *sneaks in a squeeze* Oh, and my sympathy to your liver
*squeeze* Thanks for the well wishes everyone!
Oops, I’m late. Have fun, cuddles!
*squeeze* Not too late. I’m still stuck at work for 3 more hours.
*squeeze* What’s three hours compared to weeks in Ireland?
Oh yeah, me too… Have a great trip, take notes so you can fill us in after!
*squeeze*
Either she needs a wax, or he needs a Bro.
I CAN’T COMMENT!!!
Omg after 37 comments… 1 gets through…
and it is a nice comment fruitcakesolves all, boring .lol
photo shopped.
your entire existence is photo shopped.
It’s because of the link in your name.
What’s that have to do with anything?
*sigh*
If may be why you’re having problems posting?
Oh, so it’s just me being ignorant, huh? Fine, I can take a hint. I know you hate me just like everyone else. I’ll just leave then.
We are sending you to exile island.
O.o….not…..not…..not Exile island!!!!?!?!?!
dom,dom DOM!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Remember, the key to survival is breathing.)
*facepalm*
Don’t put words in my, or anyone else’s, mouth. This is the bloody internet (aka land of no accountability), if I didn’t like you, there would be no question.
Pity party!
*throws confetti*
*cries*
Oh, there would indeed be some questions.
Like, “What is the square root of pi?”
Or, “What’s a hypotenuse?”
mmmmmmmmmmm pi.
We’ve already done these obtuse math puns ad infinitum.
But they are an integral part of the site!
The math-based pun runs we have strike acutely at the core of what we stand for.
In addition, if you subtract the division among pro- and anti-math punners, we can multiply the happiness for evryone!
*throws third “e” into “everyone”*
ooooooh yanni!
photo placement.
Sweet…you need some time alone with the Yanni?
awww do you need a friend? maybe a hug? maybe some pats? how about a rub or too, im a great back rubber too. so hows your day? you want to meet up with me later and split a nice tasty chocolate candle? *HUGS*
the above was for 5eagles just avoid any confusion
i dont share my choco candle with just anyone!
*cries*
I need an adult!!!!
There, there.
I used to be an adult. It’s less fun than you think.
….so is puberty
I refuse to be an adult.
Petra Pan?
No jiffy. Why do you ask?
*yells* QUICK, WE NEED HELP! IS THERE AN ADULT IN THE HOUSE??
I’m sure BFF will be here any minute.
*looks around*
Nope.
could we have some warm oil to !.
Why are you under construction? Is it heavy?
Is this a case of Pirate Boobs?
YES! This is exactly what I had in mind!
This condition may lead to behavioral confusion.
Uh, I thought it was called “witche’s tit”?
*loads rifle*
*takes aim*
*fires at errant ‘e’ above*
I thought you were being archaic!
Is that Ron Jeremy?
Why does that woman have a moustache?
Why not?
not Why
How nare you!
Don’t get all hairy about it!
Don’t wig out on me man, it was just a joke.
That’s just splitting hairs.
It worked fur me.
*combs through thread*
These ideas are buzzing today!
We’re all just doing our part.
What a tangled mess we’re making!
My toes are curling with all this excitement.
Hey guys, sorry I’m late. My computer locks.
We’re just glad you’re hair, starfish.
The (s)tresses of punning here can be a little much sometimes.
Hey, I wasn’t here yesterday can someone give me the highlights?
FB exploded in a shower of wonderment, befuddling all those who saw its awesome randomness.
You missed the mane attraction!!
Hey, is anybody else missing all the avatars?
At least it was not perm-anent.
I don’t think your inability to see the avatars is a permanent thing, I can see them just fine.
Argh! My company’s internet is totally frizzed out!! No avatars, and most every site is being blocked by the firewall!!
*bristles with rage*
That’s ok, nobody dyed.
I have just one question. (And please don’t brush me off…) Is that hirsute he’s wearing?
She’s Italian. You should see my grandmother. *hugs* Hiya!
show me a pic
…Can I have a donut?
Hi! *hugs*
What? I don’t see any placemats.
the sighn is misplaced
Yanni music + great breasts = the four chicks from Bond?
look!!! Its a monkee with BEWBS!!!
really where??
I can’t see your avatar yet.
count to 10,
close your eyes,
and spin twice!
it won’t help at seeing his avatar,
but it’s quite fun!
*closes eyes*
*spins around*
*falls dizzily to the ground*
*rubs fanny*
Ouch.
Having fun?
I forgot to mention something,
doing that is one of the leading causes of death in America
it has claimed 154,789 people,
and still counting!
Oh no! JUUUUDY!!!
*stops spinning mid-spin*
Wha?
Told you I couldn’t stay long. I have to leave. I have to be at the place at 11 am and it is already 10:30 and I still need to get ready.
our time is so diff its only 9:29 here
im at school what a useful class lol
…to whoever cares.
..by
….bi
beye.
darn my incapability to make those icons!
http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
I bet this will destroy FB again…
*mysteriously nests in between*
I posted a link to the smiley-codes. It awaits moderation…
I wouldn’t reply to this if I was you.
Hmmmm….. testing.
Reply!
Damn it Arthur you evil genius!
Moderation breaks nesting.
It was youuuuuuuuuu.
This both sucks and blows.
Does all of this now look normal to you all? The “moderation” is gone!
I am on the same boat…
I couldn’t before either. It’s an 8 and a capital o next to it.
You can too wolfgang … just hover over the smiley for the code…
Nope, doesn’t work for me!
You sure about that?
Yeah, I can’t see the code!
B)
*snork*
We are not amused.
Does anyone know where I could find a room with rates as low as 49.99?
thay have those new houses made of old cargo holders i think there called boxcar houses thay are really cheap
you know the thaing that trains use to ship stuff and bums live in thay converted like 100 of them into a inexpinceve apartment conplex
Loz? Work awaits you.
What do you mean? Looks fine to me, you sweet thaing, you!
Thainks! I already had a conplex because thay said nasty thaings to me.
I know of a motel with weekly rapes, if that suits you better..
Better than hourly rapes.
I always THOUGHT yanni was a girl…now I have proof!
He has been working out. Hot, isn’t it?
Only if they’re real.
aww c’mon, thats on oddee.com with alot of other shit :\
its part of the “15 Most Unfortunately Placed Ads” list on the site
and NO im not advertising.
That doesn’t make it less of a fail.
Or any less funny either.
*titters*
Or any less drop-dead sexah.
Well, considering it wasn’t all that sexy to begin with….
I’d hit it.
the cave in the northwest underwent major biological changes and has now been seen through the eyes of God. Corn muffins are now fruit of the earth, and the world is hollow and I have touched the sky. PEACE all.
You took too many hits. Call poison control.
Testing, testing. FB is eating my posts. Again.
Your post, it lives.
I do NOT understand this new FailBlog! It eats posts, spits them back, and others just disappear! It’s a wee bit frustrating. At least we have our reply function back.
Lots of buggies to work out still. Anybody willing to eat the buggies instead of the comments?
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Anybody?
Where’s Boggy when you need him…
Testing, testing. Again
*eats her post like the Cookie Monster*
*Squeeze* Mine too.
Great, I’m back to no link. :p
Hmmm….
Ahhhh…,
Ohhhhh…
*closes curtains*
Mmmmmm, linktastic!
Yanni’s doing his part to Save the Ta-Ta’s!
WEEN!!
EPIC WEEN!!
It’s ween!!!
Nobody has noticed that is the glorious band WEEN below Yanni? BOOGNISH! BOOGNISH!
Hmmm….Some Chocolate And Cheese WOULD be good right about now >.>
@ Arthur, I’m afraid to reply to your comment, as I found it at the bottom of the page. I don’t want to bork the blog again.
You are very wise.
Why does FB do this to YOUR comments?
I posted a link. That’s enough, obviously. BTW – on my screen everything looks perfectly alright.
I went to another site for a minute, when I came back everything was where it should be!
That’s just weird!
I think that bottom album is “Chocolate and Cheese”. Ween is the shit!
haha, or placement win!
Arthur, you broke the fail blog again! Why?
This is the new Inappropriate nesting. Not as cool as it used to be.
Because I can.
Ah! The posts are flying away! Look! ^
licks and lacks
i can’t land my eagle in the right nest .?
fixed i think thanks for all your help.
NOOOOOO!!!! NOt again!! 100% threading FAIL!!!
*bangs head against keyboard repeatedly*
Holy shit! ALL NESTING IS GONE!!!!
OK.. who put up a “waiting approval” comment? The internets is broke again…
And there it went.
I think Aja is right. Anytime an “awaiting moderation” post goes up, the nesting gets screwed up.
We gather here today to mourn the death of nesting and the reply button. Both died in a tragic accident called “posting a link”…
Comments will not nest below – well, anything, actually.
Welcome to the NEW WORLD ORDER!
*rips apart all nests and makes the comments fall like emo tears after a Dashboard concert*
WTF – now nothing is nested and all reply buttons are missing.
I want my mommy!
Sorry. Really!
*ashamed*
*sniff sniff*
Oh nesting, we hardly knew ye!! It’s tragic!!
*lays wreath on grave*
*sob!*
*admires Malicite’s vision*
*nests virtually*
*Revels in the anarchy* Does anyone have any Sex Pistols to play – loud!
Ok, folks, as the site is borked AGAIN, I’m gonna go for a bike ride. I’ll stop by later to see how badly the NEXT fail goes. Toodles!
♪ Anarchy for the UK – it’s coming sometime but maybe… ♪
Well, now that I have the stage…
*ahem* I, Brewski, do strongly believe that beer and pizza go very well together! And I’m standing by that opinion!
Thank you for your attention.
*leaves stage*
*stands by Brewski’s beer & pizza*
*slowly slips hand toward beer*
lol savannahann!!!11 WUTTZ UP PEEPZ????
*curls up in corner, rocking back and forth*
I do believe in nesting!
I do! I do!
I do believe in nesting!
I do! I do!
Thanks fluffy – yours looks delightful too!!
*hands Ms B a shot o’ Cabo*
There there…
Yanni Boobs..lol
WN, your comment to Fluffy made me laugh.
Hehehe! Joel^^ doesn’t even realize there’s something wrong…
Good one GV!
*Hopes this is not some weekly game of Jenga*
Here we go again….
WHAT? Comments don’t nest now?
I will never post a link again! Not until somebody else proves it’s working again.
Ween and Yanni… what a weird combo that would be…
@ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ 9:24 am:
He seems to have a little more than just her two pilose!
OMG, total WIN.
@EnnuiEffect:
Would the combination be called Weenni?
I got it !!!!!!!!!!!
velvet: Louie! says:
May 21, 2009 at 7:02 am
Hello World
velvet: Louie! says:
May 21, 2009 at 7:02 am
Almost worked!
N-N-N-NESTING BREAKER!
Talk about a disjointed conversation…
300th!
The nesting has blown away. Pray it is only temporarily done for … *sniffle* I’m awfully shy at *squeezing* when I slink in, but I shall boldly *squeeze* the ones who even slightly recognize me. *little hugs and chaste cheeky-kisses* to be divided up amongst those who care to partake and now I shall *shyly slip out again* *wave wave* Have a wonderful day, everyone!
best thing to happen to Yanni, worst thing to happen to that chick
*squeezes swell*
Damn! Try as I might, I cannot resist this last bit of soapbox ranting: WHO, I ask you, WHO hath methed in the nettht? ♥
Well, Failblog is on the fritz once again.
I will wait patiently while it undergoes reparations but, as per my doctors instructions, I won’t hold my breath.
*Squeezes to all the suffering failblogers*
*squeezes swell as well*
There’s no place like home…
There’s no place like home…
There’s no place like home…
Auntie Em!!
Worst part is, the add a comment part, It is above a BANNER.
Thank GOD ’tis only a temporary failure of nesting. RIIIIGHT??
It is so very hard to follow some of the nested conversation here and a schizophrenia inducing feeling to try and do it now!
@ Brewski 9:54 am:
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Don’t forget Toto! *Taps Brewski’s red shoes together*
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*recognizes šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ; boldly squeezes*
Oh, this is dreadful! No nesting–no reply– This is absolute Babel! BFF? Where are you? Did you hit that little red button? The one that makes the universe implode? Wai iz dis happineening? EGADS!! Iz taht LOLSPEEK?? Wai iz mai posteds chainjing to teh cheezspeeks? Halp! *crize* Taht’s it–Ai be going tew Alaska! *pushies ‘puter off inna ditch* *runses down hallway tew pak*
no.. even here?? the reply button’s gone
Yanni doesn’t look better with the boobs… I suspect his music will still cause me to yawnni.
Good thing the screen split is not under his belt. Who would be joined with yanni… britney spears or john holmes?
Isn’t Yanni a boob after all?
Ween win !
OI!
who nom’d the reply buttons???
That’s really hot.
Dude that ain’t right.
Now THAT’S thinking with your dipstick…Jimmy!
Further on down, you can see Yanni’s ‘yoni’…
That makes Yanni look 1000% better. LOL
WEEN!!!!!!! i love Ween, been to nearly all their shows, they kick some serious ass
Ween are awesome. I love that album “Chocolate and Cheese”.
I think this might be a WIN for Ween…
PLEASE DO NOT READ
DONT READ THIS
PLEASE
DO NOT READ
DO NOT READ
DO NOT READ
swear do not read…i dont even know why i’m participating I guess I,m still a bit paranoid.But really do not read this I swear.Also thanks this was really appreciated.
DO NOT READ:This is so stupid…But i love my mom deeply.And i dont want to take any chances.
sorry.
If you dont copy and paste this into 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours I hate
but if you do, then YOU die in four hours! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA moron.
Wow. Its almost like an alternate universe except sir hippe up there has boobs and a moosetache…… CRAZY AWESOME. Anyone got a taco? I’s hungrier than an Ethiopian (Seriously get me a friggen taco (Not even kidding (I like Tuluries))). (I probably spelled Tuluries wrong…… hey you with the face, get online and look up French flower gardens (Tuluries (sp.)) and tell me if its spelled right or not (Please include the correct spelling in your post). Thank you!…………… Wait…WHERE ARE MY TACOS????????/
Who is the woman?
Yanni was never lovelier.
most of the recent fails are actually wins.
90% of all men who saw this fail where staring at the boobs all the time. That does include me.
Chocolate and Cheese is one of my favorite albums.
Ein Zwitter!
WEEN WIN!!
alphabetical fail
FTW.
I’m so jealous.
WEEN = WIN
Fail for Yanni…. Epic, Epic win for He – Men, Heavy metal and rock n Rollers and lumberjacks who already think this of Yanni.
W
I
N
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*shudder*
the expression on his face also scared the shit out of me when combined with the man booobehs
YES!!! I LOVE WEEN!
I want to go to a concert more than ever xD
Fail? This is a WIN!
Ween is awesome
win!!
This picture is brown………..
The poster with the breasts is an album by Ween XD
LOVE ITTTTTTTTT
LMAOOO
I do believe this isn’t so much a Yanni fail as it is a Ween win. Because their albums always manage to do awesome things.
And if anyone was wondering, that one’s called Chocolate and Cheese.
hahaha nice pic !
John Entwistle finally gets some screentime. (bottom-left)
LMAFO!!!!!!!!!!
I’d say placement win.