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Too rich for me!
…Reply buttons are standing by…
Yay.
failblogger dirty mind win!
MINI GOLF EPIC WIN!!!!!
Maybe I should play mini golf there?
I personally think this was done as an intentional pun, the 1 night part gives it away as well as the “swingers welcome” Its a horrible pun.
Red 5 standing by.
Blue leader. Standing by
Cobra Serpentor, standing by
Red 4 standing by.
Code red! Code Red! Chopter incoming! All units engade! Go! Go! Go!
Red 3 standing by
green leader standing by
lol
Hi, I am new to this website.
Well, bigboi, you’ve figured out the timing already. You’re off to a good start!
Hello, Bigboi. Welcome…
*waves*
Welcome!
*waves*
I would squeeze the bigboi but it might get misconstrued. hehe
*snickers*
I didn’t get this much welcome, I’ve been commenting for weeks now and people probably don’t even know who I am.
…………….*sits in corner and cries*
Awww. *offers cookie*
Me neither when I arrived here. In fact, I got my ass kicked. So don’t cry!
lol on the internet? that’s a PHAIL,just like my spelling!
*squeezes Adam, cos he’s not a bigboi*
Don’t cry. Also, you can only sit in the corner if your hat has a D on it.
*squeeeeze*
Always wanted to do that.
Good job I’m Shamwowed!
*waves*
Hi Adam.
*waves* You know what? From now on my name has a capital letter!
*eats Arthur’s cookie*
Well, jam isn’t a name, it’s food.
Mine was changed on the last fail, and I failed to change it back…
Lol, ATCF? Adam The Cheezburger Fan?
Does YOUR name start with an A?
I was AsTheCrowFlies.
Ohh, that explains the avatar, I guess. And speaking of avatars, why haven’t I got an avatar yet? *goes and gets avatar*
Jam is my name (in a twisted fashion).
I think you should keep Cheezbugger. It’s reminds me of my roots.
There, that’s better.
*pouts*
I LIKE ‘ATCF’ better! If you are a cheezbugger, I may have to ea…uh, nevermind.
If you keep cheezbugger you’ll have to get a new avatar. One of a cheeseburger.
Buggering a cheeseburger? :O
Something like that, yes.
ICHATCBF?
Help! Ah haz no avatar!
Adam, first of all you have to rape a goat. Then feed the starving. Then go to gravatar.com.
Well I have to finish filing away these papers and then it’s quitting time. G’nite(day) to all!!
*squeeze*
Hey, I got a NEW avatar? …Huh?
ICHATCBF? I can’t even begin to think what that means…
Byebye ATCF a.k.a Cheezbugger a.k.a AsTheCrowFlies a.k.a whatever.
Hehe
ICHATCBF = ?
It’s a contest! Step right up! Only 25p a guess!
Arthur, with those instructions I’m starting to wonder about the cookie you gave me.
But that’s okay, at least they worked!
There it is! See, I told ya’!
Oh, and 
Well I can tell from context that ATCBF means “as the cheezbugger flies”, but what’s ICH
Adam! You are…
wrong! 25p, please.
I’ve only got 50.
I can haz a buggered cheezebugger? Hold the mayo! *gags*
That wasn’t mayo…
@ Adam: I guess you get another guess, then. *takes 50p, tucks in between boobies* hehe.
@ jam: aagggttt! Nope! Thanks, I neeed that 25p.
Arthur, that’s disgusting. I’m leaving you.
Can we have a hint? Pretty please?
I’m about the first failer to have numbers in my name. I also post lots of stuff in a row.
Bondfan! Hmmm…..
Arthur, post the rules again.
Adam only has to rape a goat. He can leave his payload inside too, we accept payment in goats.
*walks in carrying dripping wet goat*
Hint: if you combine your previous guess, and jm’s guess, it sorta is correct. Sort of.
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(Psst…Adam… you can change your name to anything you want, any time, as long as you keep the same email address here as the one you used on gravatar.com.)
ICHATCBF =
I can has As The Crow Bugger flies
*brings cake*
(put hi and his name)
oh, don’t worry
we know who you are, we just don’t care
Hahaha. So callous, yet so compelling!
I want that offer… 36 holes!
Total: 37
If only we knew the elevation!
I’m thinking the sign is about 7 feet tall, so you can at least add that, plus 2 of the holes are soggy, so those need to be deducted, and the total come up to be 42…
whoa.. freaky….
Sounds like a venereal good time.
yikes
18 pairs?
12 hetero pairs
Damn.
You could play the back nine, if you prefer.
Pssst… [whispers] you’re still Wilma [/whispers]
Obviously I’m having trouble keeping up now.
*needs more tea*
Yeah *squeeze*
If only the finger wasn’t so quick…
That’s not what she said…
O yes it was!
Yeah, but she lied.
Name fail…
O never mind!
Please give me one more night, give me just one more night… ♪
♪ Swing it baby one more time ♪
♫ We are the Sultans of Swing ♫
♪ Swing low at sweet Marriott,
Coming for to parry those holes ♪
… Tell all my friends I’m comin’ too ♪
(Yikes! Thought this was a religious song.)
♪ Swing it, shake it, move it, fake it ♪
(Yikes! That took me far too long to think of.)
♪ Swing when you’re winning
Coises, foiled again.
Coital, soiled again.
Poises, coiled again.
lightning striking again ♪
Will there be someone to polish your balls? They may get dirty after 36 holes.
*Looks for Velvet’s link*
The eggs shampoo is complimentary.
You know what I’m going to say.. You know what I’m going to say. I wanna dip my……….
Tortilla chip in salsa?
Oh, balls! I wish you would.
Is that the Rocco Siffredi Inn?
“NASTY!”
Are all the holes the same? I might be a tad bit tired after playing with a few holes.
Are all the holes the same? Only after you get married, my friend.
Sow you’re seeding that he can’t plow the ho?
well that’s not comforting at all. marriage and multiple holes do not belong on the same golf course do they?
The club’s taking subscriptions…
Does the all-you-can-eat buffet come with that?
You bet. They drive a great deal.
I went to that place. Unfortunately, I only landed in 5 holes.
JB should be here soon to declare this sign as fake.
James Brown?
There was someone named JB in the Recent Comments, about 15 mins ago, who was working up to the current fail, declaring them ‘fake’ as he/she went along.
God bless him for the effort.
In memoriam of JB I hereby declare this fail FAKE!!!!!!11!
I second Arthur’s motion to have this fail declared fake. All in favor…
nay.
The nays have it.
nayyyy$$$!
♪ I third that emotion ♪
Positively 4th…. Street
(Dylan’s 68th b’day is Sunday, BTW.)
Now you mention it, yes it is. The times they are a changin!
Pleading the 5th ammendment.
I see dead people!
Greed, sloth, envy, lust, glutton, pride, and wrath.
♫ Ohhh, I need your love babe, guess you know it’s true…♫
Johnny Depp, Frank Langella, and Lena Olin.
Holy Moses!
Danny Ocean’s great achievment.
It’s getting dicey now.
“Hit me. I’m serious, I can’t feel anything, hit me! Again, do it harder!”
I actually shouldn’t continue, since I don’t get the last reference. I’m sure it’s not a line from a Shakespearean sonnet.
No, it’s a quote from the movie Thirteen.
I’ve watched waaaay too many movies, it’s sad.
According to Wiki, 2003 movie with gross revenues of $10.1 million. Well,.. next time. I kept thinking you were going for something unlucky, of course.
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Shakespearean sonnets have 14 lines. Sixteen would have been easy, as would 18. Not sure where I was going after that.
It was alot of fun with all the “word play”, I was having trouble coming up with a viable 15. But we will have to try it again sometime…lol.
I think so far i’ll go to hell for greed. I have a great life and I noticed that I’m always like,”Oh,wowes me.” Aww,crap. Now i have that Rocky Horror Picture Show song stuck in my dang head.
“Ohh,wowes me! My life is a misery!” Lol ungratefull butthole.
I had a sixth sense you were going to say that.
It’s like seventh heaven when you know what’s going to happen.
Is it the eight world wonder?
Nein, that would be Andre the Giant, RIP.
Do you work as a mortician?
*Leaves this spot open for Leila to stamp the declaration.*
*snork*
PHOTOSHOPED!1!!1!!!111
*squeeze*
Surely. It’s already established that everything is photoshopped.
*squeeze*
Even real life. I’m pretty sure all monitors are photoshopped at the very least! (just look, you can see the pixels!)
*Sets pointer to Cheezbugger’s 2:00 am post down below.*
That confused me for a second.
*headdesk*
I’m not virile enough to cover that. That’s a lot of holes man.
You could try your hand at a few.
Please allow solo players to play through.
And replace your divots.
We’ve a fairway to go yet with this pun run.
*grabs a sand-wedge and sit down to watch*
*munch*
Let’s hook in.
We have the drive to push it forward.
That’ll putt them in their place!
I think it was done to that Eagle guy yesterday.
Where is Avis? I miss our little birdie!
Maybe she’s feeling sub-par today.
May she went out to the clubs last night.
UroClub?
I hope the bogey-man didn’t get her.
Maybe she just went to get some tee. Crap, that one sucked.
*blushes*
I’m just not feelin’ it today.
Albatross!
These holes have flicks taken, too.
Ha! They misspelled ‘smelcome’. The complete buffoons.
You said ‘smelcome’? Can we start over?
*Sigh, was already on hole 27 *
Shouldn’t it be “swellcome”?
*Sigh – Starts over starting over*
No, you see the s knocks the w upside down and it becomes an m!
Morning!
There’s too much violence in the alphabet. Morning!
You think that’s bad, you should see the Russian alphabet! Greek and Latin letters at constant war with one another!
Sad. Will they never learn?
*sigh*
*dwells*
…smells
….swells
…..jells
……bells
…….spills
……..hells
Oh, my! Look at the mess I made. I better go wash some balls after that.
(Ssssst!! It said error, and closed out of the window, or I wouldn’t have re-posted!)
*covers eyes with wing*
Hells bells! Are you trying to break the internets?
Did I do that?
………quells
Hehe. Look at the mess I made. I better go wash some balls after that and cheer up.
Argh! I’m been surrounded!
We’ll have a gay ‘ol time!
Yay! I love gay time! I’m going to wear my brightest top!
It might be a touch early for a foop yet?
This gives Tiger Wood’s name new meaning.
Nights 1
Holes 36
Total 37
Better late than never!
If only we knew the elev…. awww, nevermind!
JINX!
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying.
All together.
Oops! I see it now.
*holds dough on back of head for fear of loosing brain matter*
*imagines brain matter sprouting legs and running off through the car park*
Ok, why would this need moderating?
No rudies, no racism, is stupid…check!
The funny part: For me your comment appears to be at the bottom of the page. I bet you think it’s where it should be, right?
Looks in place! WTF is up with this random system?
Though, I can comment from my phone now so I’m half happy with it.
Awww… but they’re the best ones.
Is everything still in place for you? It looks completely random to me… I think we now know what the problem is: As soon as a comment awaits moderation, FB panics and randomizes the reply location.
All looks fine but it still has the ‘moderation’ text at the top. I just want to know what it was that triggered the filter.
Did you post a link?
Are you talking to me? Your comment is now at the bottom.
No I didn’t btw!
Are you talking to me? Your comment is now at the bottom.
No I didn’t (if you are).
Oh hell no!
It’s gone crazy!
You are inflatable, jam.
Yes, I’m a troll now? I guess I have added buoyancy.
No, you’re not.
*squeeze*
I kinda like this new technical fail on failblog. Made me smile every time, so far.
Thanks Arthur, I was starting to get suspicious of myself.
*squeeze*
You are brilliant, jam. We luv you!
Awww… you’re so nice Arthur. Thank you.
*jammy squeezes*
*leaks*
*offers ShamWow*
*plugs*
how did my last comment move up so far, oh well. Hi all
you should have seen the screw ups with failblog last nite lol Mr. deejinator.
*wonders where he found the valve!* (if that is not too inappropriate!)
… because it’s not sure if it’s going to post the reply, so the nesting is uncertain. That makes sense. A cat in a sealed box would have caused it as well.
Arthur, I think you broke the internets again. The replies are all on the bottom.
I’d moderate that.
It just took me a while to do the math. I can only count to twenty-one and thats only if I take my shoes off. 37 is way up there.
You have polydactyly?
No I am a man with 10 fingers and ten toes. Yep a regular “man”.
So you’re nuuute Polly then?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 plus Pickle surprise!
Good catch! I was about to declare gender.
(It’s all timing.)
(And rhythm.)
HAHAHA!
(♫ Rockin’ and a rollin’…♪ )
You need the rhythm method!
A minute ahead of you…now that’s poor form!
*roffles*
What ever happened to ladies first?
That applies to sex.
That’s why it was poor form!
Is chivalry dead now?
No time for that – 35 more to go!!!
Nah, he’s just unconscious. Women keep calling him a chauvinistic male pig!
Gaynor, was that a baconlube reference?
I don’t think so-maybe?
Gander?
Fake
Are you the same mark who 2 days ago was going back to the old fails and arguing with posts from over a year ago?
If so, Mark should really try to win a Kindle!
I found it rather entertaining, if not a total waste of time on his part…lol.
*bookmarks this fail so she can come back in a year and yell “photoshopped!!!!!!”*
*gentle squeeze*
I don’t think it’s fake, but I don’t think it’s a fail either. I think the owners of the sign know what they’re saying.
lol savannahann!!!!! wut?
Includes Head Covers and Ball Washing Available After Every Hole!
whatch your step there to many holes and some land mines
WIN
How has a failblog advert managed to display my facebook photo??
I think it’s cuz you’re using the same email address both on your Facebook page and here. Freaky, ain’t it…
*shakes head several times*
WTF is going on? I let the dog out, and now I have wandered back into the twilight zone?
*is dizzy*
*touches plug*
I think you missed! The force isn’t strong with this one.
*force power grip*
*moans*
Yeeees, keep grabbing…
this is….truly epic….a masterpiece :-O
Um…that is win.
Well, of course. Rule 34 always applies.
Why do they need two golf courses combined into one? It needs only 18 holes!
Smells fishy to me.
*waves to all*
you guys is crazier than me!
Been reading the comments on here for a while and dared to dip my buscuit in now.
You so crazy! Hi, and welcome.
You may need to sop some gravy with that thar bicuit!
Hi, I’m new to commenting on this site. Looks like a fun place.
I wonder if my name fail will show up later… Anyway, welcome newbie!
It can be; and addictive, too.
*breathes deep of the Fail*
Aaahhhh….
(Welcome, deejinator.)
how did my last (first0 comment move up so far?
It got excited?
That’s a win, not a fail.
are swingers people who go back and forth on a rope?
good morn all i had put a comment on put it went some where
probably to the mini golf tournament.
Seems more like a win to me. They knew what they were doing lol
I don’t see the fail… that’s a total win!
As perverted as it is I think this ad is a win.
mmm only 12 women? not a very good swingers party.
I’d rather there be 18. I don’t really want to use the third hole.
Well this was clearly intentional. Someone at the mini-golf course thought it would be funny.
Is anyone as teed-off as I am about the nesting fail?
@ mrs_z 9:36 am:
I wood be, but I am sure it will be ironed-out soon enough
Oh, but water trap this is!*cries*
dude this is a golf sign Win!! I love it.
So how do I pick what message I want to reply to?
As I understand it, you pick it in the usual way. You just can not reply.
My ex boyfriend’s disgusting 50 something year old parents would love that place.
Oooh. Swingers. I was thinking swingers like in… SWINGERSSS. Ten it would’ve made sense.
i just put a cat in a microwave
thats a joke
soo….nobody take that the wrong way
This is probably my favorite on fail blog i loled
i love it LOL *choo choo*
This was intentional. I’ll bet anything that they knew exactly what they were writing.
*a wild fox comes out of hiding* Now, come on. That sign is WIN! There’s no way that innuendo wasn’t purposely implied. I think if they didn’t intend to make it sound like that, they wouldn’t have said “1 Night” because normally you don’t play golf, or minigolf at night. However, it sounds like someone is going to have a fun night…..however, it doesn’t say what kind of holes…
This is actually an ad for a local motel in Brandon, Manitoba. I remember seeing this ad 3 or so years ago. It’s for a super 8 motel:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_bb5aNm2UYws/RwD7kGMbMTI/AAAAAAAABIU/aWVd85_09fk/IMG_2273.JPG
Too Funny! Enjoyed reading your blog. Keep up the good work! Clicked for ya as well
Kas
Shouldn’t this be a win? I mean, seriously… GREAT play on words!
Perfect
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I am building a glow in the Dark mini golf course here in Australia. DRop by have a look and let me know what you think the address is
Nice theme. Thanks
disgusting sign, they must have known putting it up.
Can I bring my own club?