Comments on: Attempted Murder Fail

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By: Zypher

Zypher — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:10:42 +0000

I love how it says ‘Lisa is blond.’

By: bleugh

bleugh — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:19:16 +0000

USA sucks. WE DO SUCK! WE DO SUCK! Scotland is so much better…

By: Kristie

Kristie — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:21:53 +0000

LOL you would think should would look at her hand and see if there was any blood.

By: ryan w.

ryan w. — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:15:15 +0000

yes it does…it said she’s blonde.

By: fastf0rwarrd

fastf0rwarrd — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:48:52 +0000

The last sentence is plain funny! “Lisa is blonde.” No LINKK.

By: kristy

kristy — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:33:20 +0000

I toke a course in modern urban legends….This is one of them. it is more commonly known as the “brain drain” it dates back to 1994. It amazes me that news papers still try to pass off urban legends as fact…double fail!

By: Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:47:11 +0000

thats messed up

By: Wen

Wen — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 23:42:06 +0000

She’s a blonde! I think this is pretty funny!

By: trytocare

trytocare — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:46:53 +0000

The “Lisa is blond” part in the end made me lol so hard

By: RandomPloobing

RandomPloobing — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:10:14 +0000

it says at the very end that she’s blond… -_-”

By: Reya

Reya — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:34:09 +0000

This is an urban legend that has been around since at least the 1970′s. It never actually happened.

By: awsomeapple

awsomeapple — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:56:01 +0000

LOL THAT WAS ON MYTHBUSTERS

By: WTF

WTF — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:27:26 +0000

WTF thats the dumbest shiz ive ever heard

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:51:02 +0000

Not fake, they tested it on Mythbusters and actually found out that in a hot car, cookie dough canisters explode.

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:09:12 +0000

dangerous to let a little life into your can of biscuits.

By: plainbond

plainbond — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:36:01 +0000

it’s just a shame it’s not true then.

By: plainbond

plainbond — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:34:27 +0000

absoloutley brilliant. laughed my ass off!!!

By: Becka

Becka — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:05:05 +0000

lisa is blonde
*laughs like a mad person !*

By: Linkio123

Linkio123 — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:37:26 +0000

lol Mythbusters tested it… its 100% true

By: mattinzambia

mattinzambia — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:35:37 +0000

Such a fake.

Failblog is now awash with these cheap fakes. Anything on wikianswers or yahooanswers is fake alongside things like this. This article is so badly written that no journalist would have put this forward being written in this way, let alone a credable newpaper running this story written in this style.

By: Matthew L.

Matthew L. — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:33:38 +0000

rofl love the last bit

“Lisa was blonde” rofl xD

By: Matilda

Matilda — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:47:00 +0000

Oops I just realized I was beating a dead horse.
Sorry

By: Matilda

Matilda — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:45:20 +0000

Sorry to spoil the fun but this is an old urban legend.
Newspappers get fooled into printing them every now and then…

By: Damage

Damage — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:12:31 +0000

yeah i know.. maybe if she was like 6 years old i could buy that, but this 23 year old……………… NEVER! sheesh some people…

By: Wezleh

Wezleh — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:57:59 +0000

”Lisa is blonde.”

Big surprise.

By: Kyle :P

Kyle :P — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:02:11 +0000

Shes blond…thanks for telling me, it proves it!

By: Godfrey

Godfrey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:03:29 +0000

At the beggining of the article it said she was Brunette though.
Unless she’s a dirty blonde?

By: Bud

Bud — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:54:17 +0000

3rd to last line:
recoveredand
SPACE FAIL

By: bob

bob — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:34:48 +0000

rofl at the end “lisa is blonde”

By: MJ

MJ — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:02:03 +0000

lol “lisa is blonde”

By: qing

qing — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:28:52 +0000

This is hilarious….

but I could see people doing it….
She panicked, so she wasn’t thinking straight.

Examples:
deer in headlights: if someone is about to get hit by a car, sometimes they don’t move because they panic/are scared.

gun shot sound: If someone hears a sound familiar to a gunshot, some people duck intinctivly….even though there is no gun around.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:01:58 +0000

This is a Murder charge FAIL but dumb blonde WIN!!

By: Tina

Tina — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:34:20 +0000

This even made it to german newspapers back then *lol*
I’m sure it is fake…who would be that stupid?

By: ivan

ivan — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:05:37 +0000

jajaja in the end of the paragraph… lisa is blonde

By: lol

lol — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:04:12 +0000

“Lisa is blonde” LOL thats f**ked up

By: jessica

jessica — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:11:11 +0000

That’s so staged.

By: dr.strangelove

dr.strangelove — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:59:05 +0000

Lisa is blonde ^^

By: Eli

Eli — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:54:10 +0000

Damn woman has biscuits for brains…

By: Jesse

Jesse — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:58:13 +0000

lol. I think it’s funny how they had to put “Lisa is Blonde” at the bottom

By: Ethan

Ethan — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:17:26 +0000

Like everyone says this is an Urban myth there was a Mythbusters episode on it and the proved if false. (also no one is that stupid)

By: Insignificantperson

Insignificantperson — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:23:10 +0000

I don’t think this is much of a fail. I mean, it said right on there that she was blonde.

By: Brendan

Brendan — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:29:34 +0000

This is not real. Mythbusters proved it couldn’t have happened.

By: PsychoKitty

PsychoKitty — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:01:26 +0000

I’m amused… You guys usually seem to be on top of these things. This is very popular urban legend. It’s been around for quite some time.

By: Dancing Banana

Dancing Banana — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:47:32 +0000

She is blonde.

Epic.

By: Nick

Nick — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:02:56 +0000

lol, it says recoveredand near the end.
grammatical errors ftw!

By: John Swanger

John Swanger — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:43:32 +0000

When biscuits are outlawed, only outlaws will have biscuits.
N.B.A. National Biscuit Association

By: Mwahohoho

Mwahohoho — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:12:42 +0000

If this ever did happen to someone, I think it was the feeling of the dough that shocked them…Got too scared to look at their hands

By: Skullface0

Skullface0 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:45:16 +0000

lol quote “She was Blonde”

By: Moo

Moo — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:05:01 +0000

Can we PLEASE stop with the whole “blondes-are-the-only-dumb-people-on-the-entire-planet” thing? It’s getting f***ing old. It’s only funny to you because you’ve never been talked down to because of your hair color, never-mind the fact that you’re not mentally challenged but actually smart.

Way to promote an ignorant, malicious stereotype.