All the hip trees are doing it. They go and stand in the middle of the road, and after they hit a car they run to the side, and pretend nothing happened.
We’re having trouble nesting at the bottom of the comments. Seems there’s a bug in the 300+ post logic. Some programmer may have to do the noble thing and drink the hemlock.
Aw, sorry. It’s another clip from The State. They had several in the Louie series. His catch-phrase is “I wanna dip my balls in it!” Most people think it’s dirty, but if you watch closely, he’s holding 2 golf balls.
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Snow is evil.
The problem has been the songs featured in the original clips and copyrights. Most of the original songs have been changed in the clips on the DVD set. At one point, I think MTV gave up. But, the fans kept emailing the bajeebers out of MTV, so they decided to give it a go.
That’s not changing it. That’s killing it. Posts like this are what are giving you a bad name. If you can’t think of a good contribution, move to the next thread.
it is purile and childish, that is never a win situation, however if someone tries to use the sign as an excuse for running a stop sign, that would be an incredible fail. unless they won. then it would be a win for the person who wrote it and the person who ran the stop sign, but a fail on the justice system. bu tthen if they didn’t win there appeal it would be a win, or maybe a fail or … what the hell am i talking about, plesae help me.
I swear to GOD, this conversation has been had before! Different people this time, but seriously, about 6 months ago or so there was a near identical conversation.
It’s slightly more complicated than that. When a pair of dragons copulate, one is consumed by the other and turned into eggs, this way all the memories and experiences are preserved. The mother(?) then looks after the eggs, but she also takes on a part of the mates’ memories. Also, dragons have the ability to change their shape and size, so could be a female one day and a male the next. Unfortunately, they can only really change their size once a day. At least that’s how it is with by particular species, I’ve heard there are others…
Any time spent with children and grandchildren is a gift!
Sorry, Leila, that’s just one of the things in my life that mean the most to me. Didn’t mean to be harsh.
Mal, Nooooo!!! The trolls have captured Mal and replaced him with an exact duplicate! One that tells bad “Soviet Russia” jokes!!
*runs away, fearing an invasion of body snatchers*
Volunteer? Are you insane? TeeHee *should probably look into it*
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Salaried means you work like exactly 8 hours. I am exempt, which means I have a set yearly pay whether I work 8 hours per day or more or less…
Aaah.. I thought not salaried would mean.. I make no money. Thanks for the info! So you need a min. number of hours in a year..? Or how does that work?
Well, your employer expects you to work at a minimum 8 hours a day. In my case, I usually go above and beyond while others take total advantage of it and work <8hrs per day. You don’t clock in or out so there isn’t a way to keep track of it. It all translates on the work you do however, and if you are being less than honest, it shows.
Waaaait! Where are these comments on your screen? Because on mine it’s perfectly alright. My comment awaiting moderation, my second comment, Mal, Krisstaar…
I think you have the terminology backwards, don’t you?
And when I was a salaried employee I worked about 65 hrs/week for the same pay as if I had worked 40.
OK seriously, I don’t like to get hostile. OK, he’s young and a bit humour-impaired, but I’d hope with a little training he’d catch on. Was I out of line up there?
I’m the one who got hostile, and I’m not apologetic. Catch on? I guess you catch on by reading the posts, laughing when you find them funny, and coming back in a while under a new name when you’ve settled down a little.
Hah! As soon as I posted and re-read my comment, I thought, “Oh, someone is going to think that’s what I did!”
I looked at the pictures for about a month before it even occurred to me to click on the comment link. I read all the comments for 3-4 fails and cracked up. I started posting for the 1st time on the Stockbroker Fail.
I have another name on the Engrish site, but that’s it.
He posted on every, single thread. This was done regardless if he actually had anything to add. It was just posting for the sake of posting. I didn’t mind it always, but, in some case, it was pretty unnecessary and annoying. He’s been asked at least twice, prior to today, to ease up, and he chose not to listen.
*shrugs*
What he does kinda borders on trolling.
Says who!?
I’ve said their cars are garbage for the last ten years… they are finally getting what the deserve for releasing such inferior scrap metal!
The only people I feel bad for are the plant workers.
I can’t stand those things! But did you hear? Apparently there’s a new electric Hummer that gets 100 miles per gallon. I mean, my first thought was “why even develop that?” but idk.
America is the originator of capitalism, which means letting the market decide winners and losers. If the auto companies made products no one wants, they should fail, that’s how it goes. Having the government bail out failing companies is anti-American, IMHO.
By “America”, I mean “America”. I won’t speak for anyone else’s country, but the Founders would be rolling in their graves to see what we’re doing today. Not just bailouts, the whole kit and caboodle.
Ancient Rome was in Europe…
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Just one thought before I have to temporarily leave: Does anybody else think it’s quite ridiculous to lead discussions today by claiming what the founding fathers of the USA wanted or not? Things have changed a little since then… I mean I do see the point when it comes to the basic principles of the American constitution – but things like the bailouts? I’m not sure about this, but does the constitution say the goverment is NEVER allowed to interfere with the free markets?
I meant to say that most of Europe had practiced capitalism for centuries before the USA was colonized by England, France, and Spain. So cut that out!
Regarding the constitution, it’s a big fault line here, just like most political discussion. Some take it very literally, and others say it has to be read within the context of the times in which it was written. People often twist it to say what they personally prefer it to say.
You’re thinking of mercantilism which can be traced back to the Roman Empire, but it is not the same as today’s capitalism. The commercial capitalism started with Britain, the Netherlands and their respective East India Companies. Then again the bank of England was founded in the 17th century. The evolution of economy is much like any evolutionary process. It’s difficult to say where one step begins and another stops. But, I’ll agree that capitalism (historically) originates from Europe and/ or the Middle East.
Sorry for the delay. You’re right, I shouldn’t have said “originator”, but I was pressed for time and couldn’t think of a better word. Anyway, it gave yall something to talk about. What I meant was that America was the first country to adopt official policies towrds the markets adopted from Adam Smith’s “Causes of Wealth”, and that it was the first truly “free market” country. And the founders were quite clear on what they intended for us, stated in the Federalist Papers.
OK, I can’t take it anymore!!!!!
O.C.D.? That’s when people have a disease where they correct and fix everything into proper Feng Shui order; with everything in its place, etc.
*takes double-does of medication*
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
On a PC (I assume you don’t want to know on an Apple).
1) Hover over avatar
2) Right click mouse, choose View Image
3) On url, change s=32 to s=320 (or some such large number)
4) enjoy
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(Might be slightly different on versions of Windows later than Win2000)
Okay, you win. Arthur’s right, it’ a statue, everyone.
Just popped in for a minute, though, I got my son today and he’s sick, so I’ll talk to yall tomorrow.
*waves goodbye*
I’ve been thinking (hence the smell of wood burning)… I don’t think that’s snow. When was the last time it snowed sideways onto poles, or signs, for that matter? I suspect that’s shaving cream, guys. Or…
I have seen a fail stop sign nearby, except it wasn’t covered in spray paint. To was STOP then GO under it, looking like the stop sign was dusty and someone drew GO with their finger in the dust, like they do with wash me on car’s windsheilds/windows…
FAIL
We had one at my school’s exit driveway, it was green and had the “Go” in the same font as he stop normally is. what a win, even looked professionally made
LOL AWESOME I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT’D MAKE IT HERE I DID THAT A YEAR OR TWO AGO and it was a bit from a hill that went down and turned left XXXXXXXD sweeeeeeet
Whatever it is, it’s really disorganised! Comments are appearing all over the place! I think I just saw one jump out the window! (Seriously, I lost a comment! I can’t find it.)
Snowy and downhill? Yes, go is correct.
Whether you want to or not?
More often not than wanting to, especially if there’s an obstacle (tree, parked car, river) you can’t avoid.
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(new clicky)
You underestimate the popular activity of tree crashing.
It’s popular???
Since when?
Don’t you know? Everyone is doing it.
All the hip trees are doing it. They go and stand in the middle of the road, and after they hit a car they run to the side, and pretend nothing happened.
those pesky little buggers
this is a sign win
agreed.
Yes. This IS a win.
Those damn popular trees.
They’re not necessarily poplars. Oaks are doing it, too.
I’m just trying a nesting experiment up here. If it doesn’t work I’m going to pine away.
What fir, MRN?
We’re having trouble nesting at the bottom of the comments. Seems there’s a bug in the 300+ post logic. Some programmer may have to do the noble thing and drink the hemlock.
this is a win
sonny bono and someone else around the same time period made the practice well known, at least on skis
Michael Kennedy.
Since Sonny Bono.
*can’t see said Youtube clickies*
I hate driving in the snow though! Can’t go with the flow yo!
*goes off to kill himself*
Aw, sorry. It’s another clip from The State. They had several in the Louie series. His catch-phrase is “I wanna dip my balls in it!” Most people think it’s dirty, but if you watch closely, he’s holding 2 golf balls.
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Snow is evil.
Ohhhh hehehe I need to get the State on DVD. Then, I too will want to dip my balls in it.
The complete set will be available (finally) on July 14. Assuming MTV doesn’t pull the plug again.
I’m surprised it has taken this long.
The problem has been the songs featured in the original clips and copyrights. Most of the original songs have been changed in the clips on the DVD set. At one point, I think MTV gave up. But, the fans kept emailing the bajeebers out of MTV, so they decided to give it a go.
Fun clickie, velvet. Reminds me of Kids in the Hall sketches (but with mo’ faux-machismo).
Glad you like it, kannadzuki!
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I think The State pre-dates Kids in the Hall by a year or two. Both are good, though.
Had a look on imDb. KitH began in 1988; The State in 1993. Looks hilarious, though. I’ll be sure to catch more on Youtube.
Kids in the Hall, heee! *proudly waves around Canadian Flag*
Ah! Ok. Then strike that, reverse it. I knew they weren’t too far off from each other.
Don’t forget crocodile
This is a win.
That sign lied to me
*SQUEEEEEZE*
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I’ll never lie to you.
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As far as you know.
*SQQQUUEEZZEEE*
)
Morning and thank you! (I think…
They seem todo that a lot nowadays, am I the only one who’s noticed this?
…….So…. they drew it on?
With their ET Finger.
It all makes sense now!
So that’s why it said ‘go’ and not ‘o’???
O hello again! You were needed yesterday. I was only 30% fruit.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I bet you were peachy, all the same!
Green light.
*plays music*
*suddenly stops music*
Red light!
*pushes FSA out of chair and sits down*
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We are playing musical chairs, right?
You can’t do that!
*summons a chair to sit in*
heh heh! Congrats velvet!
*squeeze!*
*plays music again*
*squeezie*
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*dances to the cow song in brewski’s clicky*
*dances to the monkey song in her own head*
*remembers intro to original Monkey TV show* Eval demon heh?!?
And, I’ll admit to wanting one of those obedient pink clouds.
In the japanese cartoon of The Moomins, they come out of moominpapas hat
♫ Cows with guns ♫
*does the hustle, hopes nobody notices*
*does the safety dance*
*jumps to the left*
OUCH! My foot!
Sowwy!
*catches*
You always know when to step in.
I tend to be in the right place at the right time.
Wow! That sure is a tight place you got your knees into!
Bet you never thought I could get in there. It was a challenge one I avidly accepted.
*stands in the place where she is*
Every time I make a move to love you, 1-2-3 red light light light…
1910 Fruitgum Company, I do believe.
Thanks for the happy, wiggly earworm!
*aims to please*
*Shoots to thrill*
Yellow light.
Bug light.
Lime light.
First light.
Bud Lite.
Twilight.
Moonlight (err…sorry Jules).
Flash Light
*flash*
*lights up*
*alights*
*dashboard lights*
What’s it made out of, a a cracker?
OK, I see… wow, snow graffiti.
>snow graffiti.
it is
No, I believe it’s a a piece of metal.
*Hints unneeded A*
you say stop but i say go go go
~You say goodbye, and I say hello~
I don’t know why you say goodbye
I say hello
♫ Go! In the Name of Love ♫
♪ Don’t go believin’. . . ♪
♫ Don’t go ’till you get enough ♫
♫ Don’t go breaking my ♥ ♫
♫ Sittin’ at a go sign
Lookin’ for a friend of mine. . . ♫
♪ Don’t go thinkin’ about tomorrow ♪
♪ I Can’t Go Lovin’ You ♪
♪ I can’t stop loving you ♪
♪ Stop right now, thank you very much ♪
Musique Non-Go.
*musical symbol* Wake me up, before you go-go *musical symbol*
Go! Hammer time!
Yesterdayyyyyy, my troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as if they are here to stay.
♫If I had a million dollars♫
*ahem* Ah, fruitcake, what pattern can you discern in the above thread? Look very carefully. Take your time.
I noticed it. I just wanted to change it.
What is the penalty when someone ruins a pun run or a pattern?
That’s not changing it. That’s killing it. Posts like this are what are giving you a bad name. If you can’t think of a good contribution, move to the next thread.
The shame alone should be punishment enough.
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But if that doesn’t work, a donkey punch.
Give FSA another chance…
What’s a donkey punch Jules?
My comment was meant in a friendly way, I’m just trying to teach the unwritten “rules of the road”. Please don’t take it as hostile, Fruitcake.
Donkey punch:
Thats when you &#@*^*&!@#$
then you *%(*^&^$%#$@&
so that their @$#%^&# tighens up.
Jules, you just made me LOL.
I guess I filled in my own blanks!
I snerked at that too!
First Audible Involuntary Laugh
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*awards Jules
Ew! I know what a donkey punch is, and I don’t think anyone wants to give FSA one.
♫ But all that I have left from the money is the whole my hand.. Where the money went through♫
Is it anything like a pimp slap?
Ah, good thing BFF isn’t here, I think he lost his goggles.
This is rather a win?
i disagaree it is clearly posted on FAILblog therefore by definition it is a FAIL. maybe you shoould go to WINblog
i got some extra letters here!
I thought you were starting to get Swedish chef on us.
I thuooght yuoo vere-a sterting tu get Svedeesh cheff oon us.
Oh no! It’s happening to me too!
Hooligan also seems to have misplaced his shift keys.
Bork bork bork!
It could also have been posted on MoveOn……………
DOT ORG!
Win.
Of course – because it’s so clever and elaborate, right?
it is purile and childish, that is never a win situation, however if someone tries to use the sign as an excuse for running a stop sign, that would be an incredible fail. unless they won. then it would be a win for the person who wrote it and the person who ran the stop sign, but a fail on the justice system. bu tthen if they didn’t win there appeal it would be a win, or maybe a fail or … what the hell am i talking about, plesae help me.
*their appeal*
(i’ll get me cat)
*coat
damn
*Fires tranquilizer dart at slatfatf*
Careful – don’t hit his cat!
Too late. He turned it into a coat.
*walks into thread*
*notices unconscious coat lying on the ground*
*nudges coat with foot*
*walks away*
You are Judistic.
uh…thanks?
You meant that in a good way, right?
He meant you’re Judytastic!!!
*squeeze*
Thanks, Brewski!
*squeeze*
I’m not sure I’m liking this new design. It makes posting comments really slow.

It’s lagging me, too.
And…. Hey! Leila gender-tagged me! o.O
Sorry, but it’s all business now. You have been tagged.
*has not been tagged yet*
Wait, what? I thought you were working with Leila to tag people…. *confused*
Her check bounced.
Is that just an excuse to show she hasn’t tagged you?
I cannot be tagged. I have a medical condition.
No gender…? *puts on thinking cap*
I am still working on you Malicite.
You’re on Malicite? I’d suggest using a chair when at work.
Work on me anytime Leila, this horse doesn’t collapse easily.
*gets mind out of gutter fast and stays on subject*
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Okay Malicite…please choose one:
(1) ♀
(2) ♂
(3) ♂and♀
(4) All of the above
*thinks*
I pick 1-4.
By “stays on subject”, do you mean what I think you mean?
MRN, what on earth are you talking about?
ROFL! Good one MRN!
*winks at Leila*
I thought number 3 was ‘profit’?
No no no. Safety.
So safety comes before profit?
Yes. Unless you’re a Chinese toy manufacturer.
Chinese toy manufacturer! Good one!
*Hops into Ford Pinto.*
*Backs up, hits another car.*
*Explodes.*
My cow got tagged.
I noticed that. But why aren’t you tagged?
It’s too much hassle to keep changing it.
Dragons are endangered, hence the need to be hermaphrodites.
I would caution against testing that theory on DW.
I certainly wouldn’t try that! Was just wondering…
You are a smart man indeed.
When there’s trouble you call DW
I swear to GOD, this conversation has been had before! Different people this time, but seriously, about 6 months ago or so there was a near identical conversation.
It’s slightly more complicated than that. When a pair of dragons copulate, one is consumed by the other and turned into eggs, this way all the memories and experiences are preserved. The mother(?) then looks after the eggs, but she also takes on a part of the mates’ memories. Also, dragons have the ability to change their shape and size, so could be a female one day and a male the next. Unfortunately, they can only really change their size once a day. At least that’s how it is with by particular species, I’ve heard there are others…
Why is it always the female who gets stuck with the kids? I am so tired of this sexism.
Well actually, they’re asexual, so mother was just put in there to make it simpler to understand.
“gets stuck with……” ????????
*wondering what I said that pissed off Judy* Hi Judy.
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*hides under desk*
I think that Judy believes you should enjoy any time you get to spend with your children.
Any time spent with children and grandchildren is a gift!
Sorry, Leila, that’s just one of the things in my life that mean the most to me. Didn’t mean to be harsh.
gaynorvader can’t make up his/her/its mind about who he/she/it really is.
Oh….. Wow, that’s…. awkward… or wierd… or both.
*crumples onto floor in confusion*
It’s a prank. Love it.
In Soviet Russia, prank love you!
Mal, Nooooo!!! The trolls have captured Mal and replaced him with an exact duplicate! One that tells bad “Soviet Russia” jokes!!
*runs away, fearing an invasion of body snatchers*
In Soviet Russia, you invade body snatchers!
Arthur, you too?!
*sob!*
In… Okay, I’ll stop. Sorry.
Whew! So sleepy… must… sleep…
ZZZZzzzzzz…
*much later*
In Soviet Russia, sorry stops you!
ROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!1!!!one!!!
In you, body snatches Soviet Russia invade!
Ah, that’s no SR joke. But I love word anagramms.
Retards below this post.
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>Retards below this post.
do you? that’s a very brave revelation, i admire your strength for admitting that.
did you read that in “retorts for dummies”?
iupiii..! thats me!
you spelled “wrote” wrong…
Gray!! *squeeze*
*Feels the tainted love*
I’m sorry, I don’t pray that way.
one douchebag above.
This is actually something I have done a few times
How many accidents have you caused to this day?
Not sure, 6 or 7…
and thats only TODAY *checks newspaper* as far as i can see its 253 just this year o.0
GO WIN
*goes*
dont go come back
I won’t go come back go.
This is a schizophrenic’s with multiple personalities worst nightmare.
Yeah! Wait…what?
I was wondering about the “schizophrenic’s with multiple personalities”-part. As opposed to a schizophrenic with one personality?
Actually, multiple personalities is a specific type of schizophrenia. There are others.
Really? Didn’t know.
I still like the joke, “When the doctor told me I was a schizophrenic I was beside myself!”
(The phrase “beside myself” means speechless, if that doesn’t translate well outside the US.)
HAHA!! Good one.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I’m schizophrenic.
And so am I.
or someone with C.D.O.
D.O.C.?
O.C.C?
occasional characteristic crap?
or orange crountry choper
O.P.P.?
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Yeah, you know me.
*raising the roof*
C.D.O. is most correct! It is alphabetical. Well done!
sry we cant Ondstarde you
JUUUUF JUUUUF 38 minutes before take-off!
*gives Hairy a dirty look* Pfffffftttt!!! I have 5 hours and 19 minutes to go. Not that I am salaried but I am still counting.
JUUUUF JUUUUF 31 minutes for take-off!
Are you a volunteer worker? Wow nice going!
Volunteer? Are you insane? TeeHee *should probably look into it*
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Salaried means you work like exactly 8 hours. I am exempt, which means I have a set yearly pay whether I work 8 hours per day or more or less…
Aaah.. I thought not salaried would mean.. I make no money. Thanks for the info! So you need a min. number of hours in a year..? Or how does that work?
Well, your employer expects you to work at a minimum 8 hours a day. In my case, I usually go above and beyond while others take total advantage of it and work <8hrs per day. You don’t clock in or out so there isn’t a way to keep track of it. It all translates on the work you do however, and if you are being less than honest, it shows.
how does this apply to me?
This did:
http://failblog.org/2009/05/18/concept-fail/#comment-425083
Whoa! Does anybody see my comment above this one? Do you also see “Your comment is awaiting moderation”? Another new feature!
Your comment is being moderated?
What did you do?!
You can’t see it? I’ve posted a link to another FB comment, that’s all.
Nesting fail.
Not your fault. My comment didn’t nest under AE either
Waaaait! Where are these comments on your screen? Because on mine it’s perfectly alright. My comment awaiting moderation, my second comment, Mal, Krisstaar…
Everything in moderation.
No, and no… O_o Did you say naughty things?
I think you have the terminology backwards, don’t you?
And when I was a salaried employee I worked about 65 hrs/week for the same pay as if I had worked 40.
I am a schizophrenic with multiple personalities AND dyslexic!
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You are right MRN. Sorry hairy, I misled you. Listen to MRN.
Forgot to update:
JUUUUF JUUUUF 19 minutes before take-off!
JUUUUUF JUUUUUF 6minutes for take-off!
*starts playing the final count-down!*
♪ It’s the FINAL COUNTDOOOOOWN ♪
Ha ha, I have 24 hrs and 12 mins ’till I start work again!
But… I actually like my job.
But… not as much as frittering away time on FB.
Same here.. But I’m just excited for my date tonight
Sorry to spoil it, but… “she” has a dick. Have fun though!
Date? You will have to tell us all about it.
You two really need a chaperone.
*grabs coat and follows Hairy*
*sneaks flask of whiskey into coat pocket*
I will keep you company Brewski. *brings goldfish bowl, cat litterbox, cat and fish food and pet monkey*
That monkey had better be well-behaved. Otherwise I shall be forced to spank it.
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He is well behaved. For example, he will no longer fling poo @ you when startled or angry.
Too early? I see you’ve never woken up with a guy next to you before.
I do everyday and I do not like to be poked while I am sleeping.
Whatever are you two talking about? I was just talking about monkeys.
I’ll just make you all happy and take my leave.
*goes away*
NOOOO!!! Stay. *grabs FSA’s leg*
Take this leila *throw a rope to leila*
It didn’t work. He is gone.
He commands himself as he does things.. *throw a rope to leila*
It’s ok. Here’s a cookie!
*Gives LEILA a cookie*
TY Chaz. Is the cookie fat, sugar and flour free?
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*eats cookie anyway cuz she is distraught about FSA*
Sorry LEILA! It’s super high in sat fat, and is loaded with sugar!
On a separate note, *Gives LEILA a book entitled “COPING WITH ISSUES INVOLVING FSA”*
It’s okay Chaz *eats all the cookies, cake, cinnamon rolls, bagels, candy, sticks of butter she can find*
This is a good book. *sniff*
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DOnt be afraid i go call the A team
Mr. T is busy cleaning his gold chains…but everyone else can come!
maybe bin laden?
Yes Sir! I make A-Team special happy family! Does I not cause you to entertain dance for family time?
Fruitcake, I wasn’t trying to get rid of you. You’re welcome to stay.
…just don’t post.
OK seriously, I don’t like to get hostile. OK, he’s young and a bit humour-impaired, but I’d hope with a little training he’d catch on. Was I out of line up there?
No.
The problem is he always leaves as soon as someone tries to explain some things to him. I tried twice, others too. Little effect, so far.
Good point. He either is very sensitive to criticism, or is a very clever troll.
Or coincidence. Which I doubt.
It’ll be okay. I’m still learning myself but I know
not to take things in the bad evil potato way.
*gives Boobie ONE Gold Star* …and potatos aren’t evil. It’s the people who handle the potatos.
I’m the one who got hostile, and I’m not apologetic. Catch on? I guess you catch on by reading the posts, laughing when you find them funny, and coming back in a while under a new name when you’ve settled down a little.
So… who were you before?
Hah! As soon as I posted and re-read my comment, I thought, “Oh, someone is going to think that’s what I did!”
I looked at the pictures for about a month before it even occurred to me to click on the comment link. I read all the comments for 3-4 fails and cracked up. I started posting for the 1st time on the Stockbroker Fail.
I have another name on the Engrish site, but that’s it.
What’s your name an acronym for? I forget…
My Required Name
Hey, we’re first posters together!
*chuckles*
This isn’t the first time he has been asked to ease up. He should know better by now…
What did he do that was so bad.
He posted on every, single thread. This was done regardless if he actually had anything to add. It was just posting for the sake of posting. I didn’t mind it always, but, in some case, it was pretty unnecessary and annoying. He’s been asked at least twice, prior to today, to ease up, and he chose not to listen.
*shrugs*
What he does kinda borders on trolling.
I see. I didn’t know all that … He did misinterpret Brewski’s comment today though.
meh
O.k. dear friends of mine!
My workday is over and I’m going home! Goodbye!
I hate you (with love)!
Have a good day.
you win! lol spend your workday on failblog… So, that’s what happened to Crystler! haha no but seriously the auto-industry is no laughing matter.
*stifles a laugh*
Says who!?
I’ve said their cars are garbage for the last ten years… they are finally getting what the deserve for releasing such inferior scrap metal!
The only people I feel bad for are the plant workers.
Ten?
I’ve only know they were garbage for that long
They on the other hand, have sucked for much longer.
The PT Cruiser was pretty fail.
*coughs*
Hummer!!!
*coughs again*
I can’t stand those things! But did you hear? Apparently there’s a new electric Hummer that gets 100 miles per gallon. I mean, my first thought was “why even develop that?” but idk.
It’s an environmentally friendly vehicle that you can mount a heavy machine gun on. How awesome…
An armed, bored paralegal.
This can’t end well.
Is Al Pacino too old to star in the movie version?
By “ten” he means “25″.
Oh, I didn’t start disliking American cars till I was old enough to drive, which makes me the old guy at 26.
*ahem* Mal, aren’t we supposed to be pro-American?
I gotta give the American car-makers credit. They are the masters at cup-holder design!
I love the cup holders, but I won’t support manufacturers that produce rubbish; no matter what country they are associated with.
America is the originator of capitalism, which means letting the market decide winners and losers. If the auto companies made products no one wants, they should fail, that’s how it goes. Having the government bail out failing companies is anti-American, IMHO.
And by “America”, you mean “England” (or Germany?)
By “America”, I mean “America”. I won’t speak for anyone else’s country, but the Founders would be rolling in their graves to see what we’re doing today. Not just bailouts, the whole kit and caboodle.
I believe MRN was referring to your “originator of capitalism”, which is completely untrue. You have to go back to ancient Rome. And much of Europe.
Ancient Rome was in Europe…
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Just one thought before I have to temporarily leave: Does anybody else think it’s quite ridiculous to lead discussions today by claiming what the founding fathers of the USA wanted or not? Things have changed a little since then… I mean I do see the point when it comes to the basic principles of the American constitution – but things like the bailouts? I’m not sure about this, but does the constitution say the goverment is NEVER allowed to interfere with the free markets?
I meant to say that most of Europe had practiced capitalism for centuries before the USA was colonized by England, France, and Spain. So cut that out!
Regarding the constitution, it’s a big fault line here, just like most political discussion. Some take it very literally, and others say it has to be read within the context of the times in which it was written. People often twist it to say what they personally prefer it to say.
Kind of like the bible
You’re thinking of mercantilism which can be traced back to the Roman Empire, but it is not the same as today’s capitalism. The commercial capitalism started with Britain, the Netherlands and their respective East India Companies. Then again the bank of England was founded in the 17th century. The evolution of economy is much like any evolutionary process. It’s difficult to say where one step begins and another stops. But, I’ll agree that capitalism (historically) originates from Europe and/ or the Middle East.
Sorry for the delay. You’re right, I shouldn’t have said “originator”, but I was pressed for time and couldn’t think of a better word. Anyway, it gave yall something to talk about. What I meant was that America was the first country to adopt official policies towrds the markets adopted from Adam Smith’s “Causes of Wealth”, and that it was the first truly “free market” country. And the founders were quite clear on what they intended for us, stated in the Federalist Papers.
I love him with hate and jealousy.
You are jealous of him with love and hate?
Yeah. That about sums it up.
And cookies. My hate must last another
five hours and twenty minutes.
I hate when work interrupts failing!
i like ♀ LEILA© . O.C.D. ? that there people thats got
that disease that there correct and fix everything to
Fien Shie order in its place ect..
Must…fight…urge… to correct… that….
*shudders* post!! AAARGGGHGHGH!
Fight it…You can do it Brewski.
Remember number 3!
Lol give in to the dark side Brewski ,
Say what
OK, I can’t take it anymore!!!!!
O.C.D.? That’s when people have a disease where they correct and fix everything into proper Feng Shui order; with everything in its place, etc.
*takes double-does of medication*
Ooooooooooh…Thank you Brewski. You can got and rest for a little while now.
Double-do’hs?
Over-d’ohs, undoubtedly.
Thank you, Brewski. I really needed that.
Walking in a Winter Win-derland
*♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪*
^^There you go. It’s a gift.
don’t know much about your rules here, but this seems to be a WIN to me.
Rule 1: If someone already said it, don’t say it again.
Rule 2: There is always someone who says it’s a “win”.
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
I thought it was, If someone says “Go”…
No no no…it’s …If someone says “Cake”…
You must choose. Cake or death?
someone says” Bake”
I got a ticket for a sign like this
serves you right, the shape should give it away lol.
Dude, you couldn’t have gotten a ticket…
I know Go signs are optional and all, but you really shouldn’t be driving.
Correct – it is the only sign of this shape, for reason clearly highlighted in the picture. Even when obscured by snow, you know it’s a “Stop” sign.
If you are too dumb to know that; then you are too dumb to drive.
Humour response fail. I won’t say that you’re to dumb to post on a humour site though. It’s implied. (Nah, I’m just pulling your leg)
It wasn’t a stop sign! It was a don’t pass sign (circular shape)
Sorry I’m late…loks like I missed all the good stuff. I got stuck at a “GO” sign and was terribly confused. How’s my avatar look?
*shows off avatar*
That there avater is really pretty.
Aw, shucks. Tweren’t nuthin’.
Sorry, I cannot tell XPhile. Is it two girls making out?
On a PC (I assume you don’t want to know on an Apple).
1) Hover over avatar
2) Right click mouse, choose View Image
3) On url, change s=32 to s=320 (or some such large number)
4) enjoy
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(Might be slightly different on versions of Windows later than Win2000)
Freud would have a heyday with your interpretation there, Leila.
WTF is it? I think I can make out some hair? Wait a minute… *peers closer*
Is that R-rated?!
Nice statue!
Arthur’s closest. It’s Black Aggie. A mysterious statue that has had legends about its supernatural powers spread since the day it was made.
Closest? I was right on spot!
*pouts*
Don’t pout, it’s unbecoming. I said closest because you just said statue. It’s not just any statue, it’s Black Aggie.
It’s a statue. I said statue.
*POUTS*
Actually, Arthur, that pouting look is rather becoming.
*pinches Arthur’s cheek*
Okay, you win. Arthur’s right, it’ a statue, everyone.
Just popped in for a minute, though, I got my son today and he’s sick, so I’ll talk to yall tomorrow.
*waves goodbye*
God’s love stops at this sign.
*laughs and high fives*
*Catches high five and throws a low five behind my back*
Arthur Eld I can’t find your last comment ? maybe their writing your words
in a book, to show the moderator.lol
(Comments won’t nest EVER AGAIN!)
This is… strange. Sorry for destroying FB! Err, gotta go!
*runs off*
I iz smart
We are comments and we refuse to nest.
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From LEILA: everyone, abandon ship!!!!!
Go go faster faster
More like Go Sign Win.
Win
Is anyoaibfgioio omfg
WIN!
I’ve been thinking (hence the smell of wood burning)… I don’t think that’s snow. When was the last time it snowed sideways onto poles, or signs, for that matter? I suspect that’s shaving cream, guys. Or…
How is this not a win?
definitely snow artist win
EPIC WIN ^>^
This is one of the most adorable things I’ve seen in a long time.
id call it more a win than a fail….
This “Fail” – Humor Appreciation Fail.
it must be opposite day
Vandalism WIN
actually, it’s kind of a win. I wonder if the photographer drew it on or it was snow graffiti from someone else
Seems more like a win to me…
That is really funny, a big fail indeed!!!!:)
STOP FAIL? Impossible. Every man is destined to fail at some time of their life. The caption should have been “STOP SIGN FAIL”
I would call this a WIN.
test comment from hailin wu
Love this post!
Hello!
I have seen a fail stop sign nearby, except it wasn’t covered in spray paint. To was STOP then GO under it, looking like the stop sign was dusty and someone drew GO with their finger in the dust, like they do with wash me on car’s windsheilds/windows…
FAIL
this is something i would do.
We had one at my school’s exit driveway, it was green and had the “Go” in the same font as he stop normally is. what a win, even looked professionally made
Go… hammertime? Er?
This is the exact technical reason that Stop signs are that peculiar octagonal shape, and _no_ other sign has the same outline, by the way.
LOL AWESOME I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT’D MAKE IT HERE I DID THAT A YEAR OR TWO AGO and it was a bit from a hill that went down and turned left XXXXXXXD sweeeeeeet
Another picture with the word fail on it….. OMFG LULZ IT MUST B3 TEH FUNN3Y!!!!!!!!
OMG!
you call this funny?
um, no means yes!?
stop does not mean go
Thats more like a win
Obama’s first step in the new healthcare plan.
pure win:D
This is weird… What the hell is going on here?
You broke FB!
On my screen, they are not nesting at all.
Oh my (Insert divine being here)!!!! :O No ‘awaiting moderation’ and no nesting! Boy, are you in trouble!!
Okay, these down here are unnested for me as well. Apparently I did break FB. Sorry.
I’m awaiting moderation for trying to explain to Leila how to view an avatar in larger size! I’m losing a lot of nesting too.
Not to worry… I won’t tell on you… Maybe if we just slide it under the carpet no one will notice?
Yes! It was the Soviet Russia joke! You caught FB by surprise!
Ha ha ha!! It wasn’t my fault this time. Arthur broke failblog, nah nah nah nah naaaahhh!!
*dances*
Maybe the 300 limit has just changed form?!
Actually, there seems to be a bug in the new 300+ post logic.
*giggles and does the Snoopy Dance*
Whatever it is, it’s really disorganised! Comments are appearing all over the place! I think I just saw one jump out the window! (Seriously, I lost a comment! I can’t find it.)
Did no one notice that all the strangeness started after XPhile introduced us to (duh duh DUNNNGGGHH!) Black Aggie???
‘A mysterious statue that has had legends about its supernatural powers’
O_O
Sir, I believe you are correct. This is freaking me out… Uh… I have to go. I don’t want my PC covered in ectoplasm!
(“Sir”?)
*sighs*
You must be Judy in Disguise
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… with Glasses
Sorry, ma’m.
In my defence, Judy could’ve been a nickname for Judah, Judd, Jade or similar