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Simpsons didn’t say it.
southpark did it too.
wow…way to use it after the wrong wording of the phrase.
You know there’s a really serious johnson coming out of those shorts.
Whether you want it to or not.
Don Johnson? Or Lyndon?
Lady Bird
Homer looks different.
Did he have a haircut?
Never heard of Shrek Simpson?
No, I didn’t.
maybe they ran out of yellow ?
or they put blue
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
(*ankle squeeze* Morning! Good weekend?)
Have a Hulking great *squeeze*.
Heee!
GRRRR.
*squeeze*
hehehe.. Morning!
*squeeze*
Bruce Simpson then turns into the incredible Shrek?
(Not great, but ok. How was yours? *ankle squeeze*)
Homer is the Incredible Bulk?
My weekend was alright ta, sorry to hear your’s wasn’t great)
(Were you disappointed by Germany’s performance in Eurovision? We know you’re better at football, but Eurovision is way more important that that
Fortunately I don’t care for Eurovision.
I think Germany sucked at it for the last 25 years, so when it comes to the Eurovision I feel like a Briton when it comes to football. Ok, not quite, I’d have to see us losing for another 20 years to reach that standard… 
*Burlesque dances at Arthur*
Are you Von Teesing us, hmm? Tsk!
Nooooo.
Ah, one of the greatest joys for a German football fan: Talking to fans from England about football! That compensates for the poor international performance of our club football. BTW- sexy dancing there, jam!
Just so you can rub it in you mean? You’re just jealous cos our entry got more points than yours.
*passes out because my corset is too tight*
What a waist! *shudders*
*rushes Jam to hospital*
I liked the German act this year! It was my second favourite!
I liked your Irish entry! *snig-gers*
Hey! You try and get an Irish performer to stop drinking long enough to perform on Eurovision! It’s not easy you know!
HAHA… you’ve got a good point but I was talking about the Danish entry.
Not making myself very clear today am I? *sigh*
Ey, we even lose better than you at Eurovision! Our nil points in 2003. If you’re going to lose, better do it properly
Had to do research – 0 points twice!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest
Aside from winning tens of international cups/competitions … more than German teams in fact? :p
And we did better in Eurovision
Lose all round for Germany and German posters then.
Maybe you should read all the posts in the thread before replying? I already said something about club football before. And I still don’t care for the Eurovision.
Oh, and PENALTIES!!!!11!!1!!
*Squeeeezes the Moomin, despite Arthur*
Pllllffffbt!!~ I need a Moomin squeeze; you’ll just have to share , Arthur.
*squeeze*
Don’t worry, there’s enough for everyone.
Homer wears briefs, not boxers.
Homer: “Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman – and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”
He also eats flowers,…ehm…like many…women…do.
.
I’ll get me coat.
William Shatner?
You should see Marge!
(Morning! *squeeze*)
Must be from that episode where he was holding in his rage at Bart and ended up resembling the Hulk.
he’s just a little sick, he could puke any minute now…
i’m not sure i’d ever want a farting Shrek on my underwear anyhow… so double fail in my book.
Where can I get a ‘in my book’?
If your book is the alphabet book, it’s right at the beginning.
I think that, “Where can I get ‘my book’?” makes a lot more sense … but maybe that’s just me.
And FYI you already have one, it must just be empty!
Yeah, I’m thinking, maybe not an officially licensed product?
Not even when he’s got a hot ass?
Which of course he’s got to save.
Nice Avatar!
Thanks
it’s from one of my favorite old school games.
I don’t recognise it, but play a lot of old games, which one is it from?
Paladin’s Quest, not one of the easiest to find anymore, not like Zelda or one of the other long series.
Sounds very familiar, SNES? Is it an adventure game like Zelda?
NES, and it’s a little closer to an rpg like Final Fantasy.
The only one I can find information on is a SNES one, damn you Wikipedia!
*facepalm* my bad, it was the snes wasn’t it :/ In my defence, i’m not usually awake at this hour.
Oh right, so it was that one! I think I have played it briefly. Thank God for emulators!
I have heard of this phenomenon of emulators, never found one though.
They’re actually perfectly legal (where I live anyway) as long as you own the games you’re emulating. Clicky.
And are we asked to prove we own said games?
No, you can even download games you don’t own, it’s just if you get caught, you can get fined for it or imprisoned (depends on your country). of course they have to catch you first, which is rare. Basically, the reason the website is allowed to host these roms is they are providing them as backups to people who legitimately own the games.
You have to take an oath. It’s easier for the oath if you have children or other loved ones.
Yeah, because damned if a lot of places service anything before n64 anymore, Thanks much vader
*fails to get emulator to run games* oh well, my snes still works.
What emulator did you get? I’d recommend zSNES. Some are just dodgy.
Shrek always makes me feel like I have to brush my teeth.
THAT, young man, was the aim of the campaign!
And now on with The Smurfs against masturbation.
Is that why they’re blue?
If the Smurfs are against masturbation.. Then Gargamel is the impersonated version of masturbation?!
It’s an onomatopea.
Actually, in English Onomatopoeia means words which sound they mean. I believe Hairy is talking about personification. But I’ve probably grabbed the wrong end of the stick entirely.
Still, nice stick.
You where right!
*Squeeze*
Yay!
*Squeeze*
How was your weekend?
It was okay, no more ass-pains at all!
And I managed to get a ‘date’ tomorrow
.
How was yours?
Sweet! Pretty good, didn’t accomplish anything…it was great
Nothing has to be greater then great.
.
How is Patrica doing?
Fine and dandy, she’s given up on that ridiculous vegetarian phase she was going through and she’s eating meat now. Are you going to tell your date that your last girlfriend was a digital cow?
Yep.
Oh! I clicked your name and answered a lot of questions 2000 grains of rice for charity!
Yeah! I got to 10,100 one day! It’s kind of addictive.
Wow! But i have to work so I can’t spend the whole day making rice.
It’s also a good training for my English.
Yeah, that was a slow work day, the most I’ve made since then was 4000 or so, but when you reach 10000 you get a little message saying well done!
I want that message!
Just answer 1000 correct answers!
So much rice, so little time.
That’s what I meant. An onomatopoeia (thanks for the spelling correction): gar-ga-mel – gar-ga-mel- gar-…
Ah, I knew I’d grasped a stick incorrectly somewhere!
If the Smurfs are against masturbation I feel really sorry for Smurfette. She is not going to get a second of peace with all those horny smurfs on her little blue tail.
Smurfs are asexual. At least, that’s what Donnie Darko says.
They also have a white cap, meaning: “If you DO collapse the horse, wear a condom.”
What about Papa Smurf? His was red.
The red is just for decoration.
I guess he was the jerk-off!
This might be the reason why there are so many.
That means he should see a doctor.
The Smurfs were Catholic?
Just my thought!
)
D’oh!
Is that you, Shrek?
D’ogre
cote d’or.
couture.
That’s haut.
Mookie, what’s up?
Hi Hairy! Not much – getting ready to travel. How about you?
Fine, fine. Where are you going?
yikes
Hikes
Psyches
Likes
Bikes
Dykes
StrikeUh,
Strikeswas what I was aiming for… D’ oh!*mutters ‘All hail to Aja’s wisdom about posting…’*
*squeeze*
Here, have some more Ses.
That time, it wasn’t just brimstone…
I would bet it has, “Made In China” on the wasteband…
Who would waist their money on such a product?
I refuse to answer that.
Are you kidding?
No, I was talking garbage. *squeeze*
This pun run already got trashed, didn’t it?
It was rubbish to start but it’s improving.
I only wanted to comment on the bad littering of wasteband. I didn’t understand your reply at first, either.
That’s because most of what I say is junk.
Dispose of that thought! I look forward to your posts.
That’s debris nice of you to say. Thank you. *squeeze*
I’m going to sign out for now before I end up recycling an old pun here.
Maybe time for some sleep before work later…TTFN.
I don’t mean to dump all over this with my (com)post, but the thread is starting to decompose.
I must be but a babe, not to get your (com)post.
Wo man’ure getting it now.
I mud stop this crap before it bowels me over.
I dung think it will. I’ve rectum more than you have.
i would
AA is NOT a donkey!!!!!
back in a little while!)
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(Morning all!
Oi! *squeeze*
We await thee with baited breathe. Mine is tuna.
Woohoo! Just heard I’m that my Thursday and Friday are going to be off!
They send you home because the customers don’t understand a word you’re saying?
I know that was a shitty comment.. Too bad they didn’t send me home for real.
You have to wonder why the makers of The Simpsons have endorsed this product…
I knew it!
I KNEW IT!
You knew it all the time, didn’t you?
I knew it!
You forgot?
He he. No, I knew GothixEmo knew it all along. I thought you knew!?
Since I am an all-knowing mastermind, yes.
Shrek can now defy gravity AND choose which program he’s in!
The swedish version of Shrek, called shrøheck, was able to do this since his birth..
What makes Shrek so special?
-insert witty reply here-
*inserts “Well at least my cardigan doesn’t smell of sheep!”*
*wonders why a witty reply was needed and what it was supposed to reply to*
*wanders off*
Oi, sir! You forgot your wallet!
Thank you kind sir! Here take half the money as reward.
*Hands Hairy 14 gold pieces*
I’ll swap there here 50 Zimbabwean dollars for those gold pieces. You’re makin’ twice the amount of currency, ya see.
Bukkit.
14+14=50?
Oh no! Not again!
Here here, I’ll sort things out.
*takes 14, gives 50, flips the coins, takes half back, gets 2 out of Arthur’s ear, switches Gaynorvader’s and Omnes_Servos’ caps, points at something in the sky, takes Arthur’s wallet from own backpocket, puts extra 5 coins in it and gives to Gaynorvader*
Et voilà!
27..32…pear-shaped banana?!
Win-win situation, I got 50 gold pieces
And gaynorvader made 5 with your tri ck
I feel I’ve lost the plot.
MISSING
Plot.
Answers to Plot.
Substantial reward if found.
Contact: the reply button.
My calculations where wrong… I have 14 gold pieces.
No I believe you have 25. And I’m up 5 plus whatever was in Arthur’s wallet.Poor Czuhc is down 14 coins though!
I learned something on your test, I need to you to *squeeze*..
Please.
*squeeze*
*Compress!*
*Enfold!*
*squeeze* Flunk
Flunk = fail
no, seriously
Green, yellow… who cares?
I sure do.
The Yellow Empowerment Commitee, that’s who!
Looks like Homer ate something that didn’t agree with him.
didn’t you guys hear? they introduced a new character. they had to take out lisa since the ratings had shown she was the least popular character. oh man, i can’t wait for next season when shrek joins the simpsons family
“Do’hnkey!”
Check the double sided printing. Donkey is inside the pants.
this was made as a gift for a shrek-tastic father’s day
Shrek is the real fail here…
THE MOVIE SUCKS ASS.
Whit are ye daeing on my boxers!!
ye, like anyone with a brain watches the simpsons anyway. it probably sells well…
Wow. FAILURE xD
Shrek is a worthy guest star on The Simpsons.
lolololololol i cant stop laughing at that! it would be even better if it was ronald mcdonald im obsessed with mcdonalds
lol and i think shrek simpson farted that makes it even funnier!ololoolloloololollllloloololololo.llololollolololololololo
lol simpsons
lol i think shrek simpson farted!ooolololollollolololko
What’s so failed about this?
it says the simpsons but its actually shrek you should notice that
I know, but I think it’s a win!
All of these comments ——— FAIL
Homer Simpson after being exposed to gamma radiation
LAST!
whoo
Thats what happens when all US produce3 is made in china
that’s bart’s little brother, shrek!
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