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Damn racist hamsters…
I know, they think they know everything! Morning Malicite!
Morning Gaynor! *goes to buy a snake to deal with the hamster problem*
Take a black mamba!
Mamba number 5?
.
*squeeze*
Plus the other four.
*squeeze*
sauce
I got the sauce
I got the sauce on your mother last night. Sorry about that Trebek.
I garfunkled your mother.
in your ass
Dope.
You called?
It’s fake. [8 minutes ago]
Why does the 8 minutes ago make it fake?
I’ve posted on yahoo answers and had my question answered by at least 5 people in under 8 minutes.
no its real, just been deleted. search “what does yahoo! answers need to improve on?” it’ll be the first one if you do it in quotes.
sorry, it’s the third one
You know, if you search for the exact words of the question, in quotes, and then look at Google’s cache, it has the question, with all the answers. It’s not fake, it was just deleted, most likely as a TOS violation
Yep, I searched it too and it appears in google, but it has been deleted in Yahoo.
It is not fake in that it existed. It IS fake in that it was not posted by an actual Yahoo staff member, but by someone who dummied up their user name look like one.
Fake account WIN!
And the run was going so good, too. Eight minutes without a single troll. NOW look at the thread!
It”s a shame
*shakes head slowly*
And I feel so put in my place…
Morning Arthur
*squeeze*
Morning WIK! Doin’ better?
*squeeze*
Doin’ great! Thanks!
*yawn* not awake yet…
*hands fresh cup of coffee to WhatIKnow*
need some donuts with your coffee?
For Shizzle my nizzle
this was meant for the black mamba reply
Why it gotta be black?
*eats hamster*
*sees 19 more*
Damn, they breed like rabbits!
*tosses a hamster like a grenade into Gaynor’s mouth*
*chomp*
*gulp*
Don’t complain next time I go all carnivorous on you…You have been warned.
I didn’t like it when you were a carnivore. It took me ages to polish those scratches out of my scales!
Now, Leila….what did the doctor tell you? Did you remember your medication this morning?
Doctor? What doctor? Someone told me to see the magician down the street.
*sigh*
There there…
*pat pat pat*
It’s damn fake. [8 minutes ago]
Or do they, in fact, breed like hamsters? Which leaves me wondering
if rabbits breed like hamsters. Or then again, if they do – just like rabbits?
I’m confused …
We bought a boy hamster last year. A week later we found out he was a girl. We also found it out how hard it is to re-home 8 baby hamsters.
Goulash. Just sayin’.
Racism is BAD!!
But goulash is good.
This is fake. [8 minutes ago]
Goulash isn’t really good?
He used galoshes in his goulash, so I’m guessing it wasn’t good…
His main goulash ingredient wasn’t gallinaceous.
I don’t know, I’ve never heard of a lot of problems with fake goulash. I didn’t know it was a hot button topic.
You should’ve given me one!
**buys a mongoose for preemptive action against impending snake problem….** uh, what’s the mongoose’s biggest threat?
Why, look, this one is even pretending to be a green belt! Racist AND schooled in the martial arts? *hmmmph*
Chuck Norris will kick his ass.
Unless Chuck Norris trained him…
…or Blog Ninja.
No, Chuck Norris.
No, Blog Ninja.
Chuck Norris kicks all ass
Chuck Norris even kicks his own ass.
Correction, Chuck Norris Roundahouse kicks his own ass. (:
It’s fake “8 minutes ago”
Yeah, all this yahoo stuff is damn boring. 99% of them are fakes.
no, that’s a win suggestion and needs to be used everywhere
I assume this is a joke or you are.
I think it’s an epic WIN.
You just wait, Trebek. I’ll epically win with your mother one day. Oh wait, I already did!
I bought a Penis Mightier in Febtober…Buck Futter!!!!!!!!!
take a hammer to those hamsters yo
this is total win, blacks need to go
*facepalm*
*squeeze*
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Happy Monday! The coffee’s ready and the boss is back from his trip, locked and loaded for elephant. Care to join me here today?
*squeezes and cheers coffee*
Did someone say coffee? I’m in!
Me, too.
*sips*
Ah! I needed that! I wasn’t ready for Monday yet. I needed another Sunday.
*shaking and holding up cup* Can you spare some java?
*crawls up*
Morning all!
Need… coffee… soon…
fading…
*collapses just short of coffee pot*
*squeezes the coffee pot like Popeye and sends a stream of coffee into Brewski’s mouth*
*eyes pop open*
Thank you, my dear Malicite. I believe I’m coming back to life. But I also lost most the skin from my mouth… that coffee is HOT!
*douses flames with a pitcher of creamer*
Poor Brewski, now everything tastes like cardboard.
♪ I don’t like Mondays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the-whole-day-down. ♪
*hands Marius a Remington 1100*
*Prefers his Beretta 16 gauge*
Tell me why.
It’s the silicon chip inside my head.
♪ Just another manic Monday.
Wish it was Sunday, cause that’s my funday. ♪
♪ Monday Monday, can’t trust that day. . . ♪
♪ I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damned depressed, that I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed. . . ♪
*covers Velvet*
Leila’s not the only one that skipped her medication this morning!
I ain’t ready for the alter, I been too too hard to find, but it doesn’t mean you ain’t been on my mind…
Thanks, Velvet!
Will you meet me in the middle?
.
You’re welcome, fluffy!
I hope it’s not black coffee. The Hamsters will pitch a fit.
♪ Black coffee in bed. ♪
Oooh! My favorite SQUEEZE song!
Hee! Squeeze!
Oh excellent day for brainworms!
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face
Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case.
Don’t forget your Harold Robbins paperback Fluffy.
velvet … it’s more like a MOANday here for me.
I want someone to bring the weekend – FAST!!
With the way things are shaping up here today so far, I will be shocked if at least 2 people do not get fired or quit.
.
Our boss yells. A lot. And curses. A lot.
WHAT does this MOTHERFÜCKER do? HE SHOULD FÜCK OFF!!!
He owns and runs the place. And with unemployment at around 18% here locally, nobody will challenge him via Employment Commission on it for fear that they (along with everyone else) will lose their jobs.
.
So they put up with it.
.
I personally am biding my time. I am 5 classes away from having my Master’s degree. This time next May will be different for me.
Persevere, Velvet! You can do it!
If McFail were around, I’d have her do some cartwheels for you!
*jumps up and down*
*grabs megaphone*
LET’S GO VELVET!
LET’S GO VELVET!
Be aggressive!
B-E aggressive!
B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!!!
Woo! Faith No More! I love this song!
That was a song?
Yep! Clicky.
Excellent!
That was actually a cheer that they used to do in my high school. I like Faith No More’s version better.
You mean assertive?
Thanks for the cheer, brewski! I’ll have to print that out and put it in my FGF (feel good folder). I like to look through that folder on bad days.
.
*SQUEEZE*
*squeeze!*
Bad bosses are the worst. I’ve been so fortunate most my career. I’ve had a lot of really good ones. And I consider myself very picky about bosses, too.
My g/f once had a boss that was so hostile, sexist, hateful, incompetent, and lazy that she (my g/f) contemplated suicide. It was that bad. She could have sued for sexual harassment, but didn’t want to go through with that, so she found a new job.
Thanks. I’m sure most people wouldn’t want to sue, which means these guys can keep getting away with it. Not only do you have to endure a lengthy, contentious legal battle, but you risk getting labelled as a troublemaker, or as “overly sensitive”.
She couldn’t go to the owner, because the owner was good friends with the manager (who was quite skillful at sucking-up, of course).
That really stinks.
I couldn’t work for someone like that. How do you do it?
I tune most of it out, which can be difficult since his office is across the hall from mine. I take a different lunch hour than he does, so that gives me 2 hours of peace.
What is your Masters Degree on?
Accounting. I’m not a CPA, and I found in my last job search that experience means nothing in accounting. It’s either CPA or master’s degree. You can’t even get an interview without one of those.
Best of luck on your Masters. 5 classes away isn’t all that bad.
Hang in there.
I used to have a boss like that. I was looking for another job when he quit. I closed my office door and did the happy dance!
This guy owns it 100%, so him quitting won’t happen. He’s currently on three (yes, three) blood pressure meds.
.
I’m just waiting for the day he dies either while yelling at someone or shortly after it. I just sit here listening for the ‘thud’ and wonder if I should get up when I do hear it. Or just take a stroll to the other plant for a half hour and let someone else find him.
.
Yes, that’s bad. I know. I just don’t deal well with medical emergencies.
Perhaps you can douse his food with BaconLube to speed the process a bit.
I OBJ…. nope, can’t do it, bad bosses suck.
finally a use for bacon lube that doesnt garner an objection…..
bacon lube… killing one strung out boss at a time..
unless you smear the the top of the stairs with it and have the boss lead the monthly fire drill …. might take out all the top brass at once
My sympathies to you!
My office is right next to the bosses, and with my previous boss, people would always stop by my office to see what kind of mood he was in before going near him. I still remember turning up the radio when I didn’t want to hear the yelling and cursing going on through the wall. The silly thing is, he would always close the door, as if we couldn’t hear him yelling!
*squeezes all the people with bad bosses*
I hope everything turns out peachy today
My boss is on the other side of the spectrum. Too nice. One member comes in anytime she wants … like this morning it was 9:45am … our work day starts at 7 or 8:00am. She doesn’t get in trouble.
Thanks, malicite! He’s calmed down a little. It’s almost his lunch time. But, the good mood can change in milliseconds, so I take the ‘good mood’ with a grain of salt.
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Leila, I have no perspective from your point of view. I would like to try it one day, though.
“Our boss yells. A lot. And curses. A lot.”
And let me guess, you’re posting from work, on his time, from his computer, using up his money. I would also yell a lot if you were my employee.
moan- hur hur (sorry)
I would suggest not employing hamsters.
They are great for PR though.
And they don’t require benefits.
Okay, seriously, this fail just made me stare and think, WTF?!?!
Is this for real? Am I missing something?
I hope it’s not real Brewski.
Someone should do some research.
Leila, I elect you.
We should have a meeting, and elect a panel to elect a person to elect
researchers.
The question has been deleted!
I saw that, too. I wanted to see what some of the comments to that would have been!
Yeah. YOU SO CLEVER BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER IF I WAS THERE ME AND MY HOMIES WOULD HAVE PUT A CAP IN YOUR ASS! IM WHITE BUT ALL MY CREW ARE BLACK AND WE WILL FIND YOU AND SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!! Or something like that I’d imagine.
I think it would have been “all my crew IS ….”
But that’s just my opinion.
Your probably right, there’d probably be a lot more spelling and gramatical errors, but I find it hard to replicate that kind of thing.
*snork* My probably right?
There would have been alot more of the ‘all right! you are so right man!” variety, sad to say.
*squeeze*’s to everyone…is it safe to come in now?
Welcome Anniebunny!
*squeeze*
“All of my crew is black” would have been correct grammar, since “all” is the subject. I assumed you weren’t trying to imply that the above poster would have been more grammatically correct…
Yes I know my grammar in the all-caps section was incorrect. I was trying to imitate one of those white fools who thinks he’s a black ‘gangsta’.
*group squeeze* Good morning everyone!
*squeeze*
How’s the blood pressure?
Blood pressure is perfect. Work should be a breeze this week, I got just about everything I needed for my trip this weekend, and already started packing.
It’s only a matter of time now!
How long is your flight?
7 hours :-/ but I’m taking Tylenol PM with me to sleep the entire way there.
*squeeze* Hi mr cuddles.
*squeeze!* morning mr. cuddles!
*SQUEEZE!*
Just a few days now, right?
*mutters to self*
I must read the whole name, I MUST read the whole name!
Wait, it said 4 days to Ireland Friday too … right?
*squeeze* It’s alright, I do that all the time too
And besides, for a while I kept forgetting to change my name.
No, it said “6 days to Ireland” on Friday lol.
*squeeze* back atcha, cuddles! All packed?
Just about. I started going through all of my clothes last night and threw what I wanted to wear in my luggage. I have to do some laundry and go back and refold everything so it all fits. *whispers to Judy* I think I over-packed, but don’t tell anyone
*Tries to squeeze into MMC’s suit case*
*tries to squeeze into MMC’s suitcase w/Marius* Make room…*throws out non-essentials from suitcase* Mr cuddles won’t need this underwear…
*squeeze*
Morning Mr. Cuddles!
You getting excited yet?
*wonders why his luggage feels so much lighter and why there are whispers coming from the center compartment* Guess it’s nothing.
Good morning Malicite! I’m very excited!
*Squeezes over for Leila*
This is just like flying coach.
Oh!! Mr. Cuddles! I wouldn’t suggest Tylenol PM for your trip. You don’t want to wake up in another country feeling medicine heady. I always suggest drinking heavily in the airport before the flight so you go right to bed!
…..
…..
…..
Then again, I am a drunk.
I think I’d rather wake up ‘feeling medicine heady’ than not wake up at all hahah! I’m a drunk too. I’m on my third liver transplant as it is. It’s become a routine procedure every few months and the doctors and nurses all know me by name.
You may need another one after your upcoming trip!
I’m sure Leila wouldn’t mind! *winks*
He is not going to want my liver … I will have to watch him like a hawk if I do. I can’t let him abuse it.
That’s your job?
*whispers* leila, is there room for a bunny in there?
Of course Anniebunny. Come in. *throws out a few shirts and pants*
Judy, if you google it, and hit the cached link, it will show you some of the answers they got there. Disturbingly, a lot were about how to actually improve Yahoo Answers.
I saw it later, thanks. I really was surprised at how many folks weren’t offended! Sad state of affairs for our world, that’s for sure.
Okay Mal … here are my rates:
$4,500 retainer
$600 / hour
$70 / page printed/copied
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There may be other charges…
I did the research. The question was posted, and deleted. It’s a Yahoo Answers troll.
Gawd.. I dread the day that our trolls will get such publicity…
Thanks fluffy!
Leila…you cost the same price as an entire firm :/
Is that bad?
Does it help that they’re all such hams? *stares*
Ham comes from pigs! Do hamsters have swine flu?
They do!
How come pigs don’t die of high cholesterol? They’re 100% bacon!
Wow! Great question. Also, how come cows don’t shrink when they stand out in the rain?
They’re safe from all the cholesterol unless they do stuff like eat their own boogers or bite the skin around their nails.
Not ALL hamsters are bigots … just the pigmy variety.
Pygmy hamsters aren’t big anything.
…just small nothings.
They’re a little bit woah, a little bit way.
Midget hams? Hmm.. this has some potential…
Bacon bits?
Pocket pork, for meat-eaters on the go.
*cleans screen*
*Refills coffee cup*
Racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexism???????????????????????
Nopeism.
Eldism.
Arthuristic, isn’t it?
And Judytastic!
Okay, gang, don’t trip over each other to say something nice. Please, don’t hurt yourselves. I really don’t need the validation. No, not at all. Not….one….*sniff*….little….*whimper*….bit.
*lower lip trembles*
I like your J!
*squeeze*
Judy, you are Judytastic!
And look at all those purdy flowers!!
*squeezes Judy*
I like how your ‘u’ is so curvaceous.
This fail was already loaded for trouble, we didn’t want to bring Judyism into it, too.
I hereby decorate the Admiral with the Distinguished Punnery Medal, for punning above and beyond the call of duty.
*pins medal to uniform*
*salutes*
*pounces and ravishes*
Hee! I love those decorations, sweetie.
Woops.
*covers hickeys with a dab of foundation*
*sniff*
Lemon?
Always!
Thanks, Brewski and fluffy–much appreciated.
Hey! You interrupted the Judy party!
*grumbles*
(s’okay, Admiral. Still Luv U!)
And thanks to my admirers, too!
*puns medal to informed”
Darwinism?
ROFL! WIN! -ism
Antidisestablishmentarianism!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wordthatmakesmyheadpopism
You mean like flauccinaucinihilipilification?
Aw! That word is trivial! It’s worse than trivial–It’s worthless! *stomps down hallway peeved because the backward doctor beat me to my word*
Nepotism!!!! *damn corporation*
despotism! *damn dictators*
Cannibalism. *Damn Donners*
Hannibalism *damn Lecters*
Hannibaloney?
THOSE HAMSTERS ARE SERIOUSLY GETTING ON MY NERVES
Just do the Hamster Dance!
*does the HD* Uh! Uh! Uh! UH!!!
TRANSFER/PI
noooo no no noo no no no noo no no no no nooooooooo not again!!!!
Fail, it’s MAGNUM PI!
*grows moustache*
*watches Moomin’s moustache and drives away in red Ferrarri*
*twirls moustache*
I’ll have you yet me proud beauty.
*laughs manically*
*sneaks in and gives the Moomin a big tight squeeze* Heheh! *drives away on a scooter*
*jumps on a handy steamtrain and leans out the engineroom, cape billowing in the wind, holding his tophat on*
*full steam ahead*
*scoops mr. cuddles up for a squeeze*
Muahahahahahahahaha.
*leaves him at the next station with fare for a taxi to his scooter*
*jumps onto the kaboose before the Moomin realizes anything* *hides in waiting until the Moomin makes his rounds*
*dresses as a moose to sneak into the Kaboose*
*SQUEEZE*
Hope the week flies by for you, then you will be flying
There’s a moose loose in the hoose!!!
Fine, but if I see you hanging around railroad tracks again, I”m calling the mounties.
*LOLS*
Dee-da-do-da Dee-da-doo-da-da BACK UP
damn macro express! I meadnt to bush Crtl+V to make some dee-dee-dee but I pushed Ctrl+B and that is my macro of back up…….oh, god. nice post
no worries, I’m laughing. that means it works.
Hey, I was picturing it! You were going along fine, then did a “moon walk” kind of thing backwards. I thought it was cool!
*pictures same thing….cracks up laughing, falls on floor. Rolls about, receives tap on shoulder.* *boss man whispers kindly, “do we need to escort you out miss D****”*
clicky. I’m sure we all remember the ofiginal page….ahhh, I loved it. check this out.
ok, just get me the bukkit. i can’t spell or type to save my life today.
Ofiniginal! It’s a wonderful new word, abstract. No bukkit for you. It’s all good. *squeezie*
Your husband smells of elderberries!
what are elderberries
i think i will get a slag heap for my room anyone know where i can get one there not on ebay
(no your moma jokes)
Someone call Al Sharptooth!
Morning, X. Learning the ropes okay?
Morning, Judy. Yes, thank you, the ropes were easy. Now onto this thing called a “pun”. I was up all night studying.
It can be a difficult concept to grasp; don’t let it tie you up in knots.
But it’s a good idea to stick with it ’til the Bitter End.
And don’t be frayed to try bad ones.
Don’t get hanged up.
I’m sure I’ll make some twine-ey mistakes, but I’ll lasso have some good ones.
Knot bad!
Just trying to string this thread along.
Whoo! a double!
Great line there!
It’s quite a nice sisal.
I do believe X-P is learning the ropes.
*beams with pride*
self improvement is masturbation. now self destruction…
Trolled again ?
The o-wow girl sounds drunk, but very, very young.
“Deep Throat 3: Linda Lovelace vs. The Hamster”
*feels like GCF*
This is what they’re all like! Stealing food from good God-fearing humans. The world would be a better place without them!
*steals food from God-fearing humans*
*gives food to hamsters*
*laughs at humans fear*
Fattening them up are you?
I only eat evil hamsters. I feed the good ones and in return the clean my lair.
*wishes he would start eating evil humans instead*
They taste vile though. So I’m told.
I said “So I’m told”!! I’m just passing along the information I’ve been given!
Open your beak … open wide. I want to see for myself.
Ummm… No. I don’t think so.
Hmmm…*eyes Avis suspiciously*
You’ve been told wrong.
Hey, Avis. The ravioli were divine! Thanks for shooting them over!
You’re smelcome!
But..humans taste nasty they’re far too sweet and are terrible for my waistline!
Well, you gotta watch your girlie figure gaynor.
Damned straight! You don’t get an ass like this eating any old humanslet me tell ya!
*looks @ gaynor’s ass* Your gluteus maximus is simply divine!
Besides it’s not a patch on your calfs!
Hey! thats my job!
*inspects posterior scales*
See? it’s okay for WIK to do it, he’s a professional!
Ahem. She.
Please accept my deepest heartfelt apologies, WIK.
It’s OK, some people dont understand the pretty flowered butterfly.
Hey! I like pretty butterflies too! But I just didn’t hit th s on my keyboard properly or proof read my post.
Gods damn it!
It’s OK I was too busy staring at your ass to notice until Arthur pointed it out.
May I suggest Peticure? You need to shorten those talons a bit … may help w/typing.
No! Not my talons! You can’t
WIK…is your flowered butterfly *GASP* PHOTOSHOPPED????!!!!???
I’m in California, there’s nothing wrong with having a little work done.
Ah ha! I thought those wings looked like they had implants!
…and the thorax as well. The antenna has been Botoxed.
you can feel them if you want, they feel almost real!
*squeezes WIK* Nice!!!
And that’s a proboscis-job if i ever saw one
Some butterflies excel at mimicry.
That’s, like, reverse speciesism! The worst kind.
*spits at failbloggers* spec-cc-c-c-cizym..spesssssppffffft!!!ism..
*wipes LEILA’s spit off*
*gives back to LEILA*
All Right! I Admit it! My mother was a hamster. *sobs* I can’t keep living this lie!
I blow my nose at you!
I fart in your general direction!
Ladies?
Silly Arthur King and all your knights!
French people… They’re all the same.
Where?
You empty headed animal food trough wiper!
Ha! Ze English Kniggits! I mean…
Go English naa… Naahyuts? *starts to sweat*
NEE!!!
♪ a jealous knight in all her secret court ♫
Mr Hamster will love that…
Damn, I didn’t realize Hamsters could deep throat.
I couldn’t say it any better!
If you can’t say something nice, then…
well said.
Well that didn’t work…
I hate you all.
YAY! Thanks jaja.
*feels accomplished*
*watches as accomplished slaps WhatIKnow
Can I borrow another * from someone? I seem to have run out.
Here, take three ***, They’re small.
*gives X-Phile a bundle of asterix symbols and a few obelisks*
*Thanks*everyone*I’ll*try*not*to*waste*them*
*makes note in little black book: “New guy seems very wasteful”*
*makes note in little book of non-specific ethnic origin: “fluffy seems to be a hamster”*
*thwacks x-phile with shellacked mackerel*
*Makes note in little black book: “Avis has been practicing her thwacking and has improved immensely over the weekend*
*rubs head*
*glares at Avis*
How dare you thwack me with something I have trouble pronouncing!
You would have preferred the trout?
Did you notice that he glared at you?
Uh oh…
*fears reciprocal glare, takes cover*
He what? Oh, is that what that facial expression was? I thought he was just constipated.
LMAO!!!
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Oh no…it was his feeble attempt at a glare.
HEY! How’d you get hold of my mackerel?
er… That didn’t come out quite right.
I purchased my own.
*hides feeble attempt*
*tries withering glare at Avis*
*fails*
I give up, you’re too powerful. Olive branch?
BREWSKI! Holy ma… do put that thing back in your trou(t)sers, please.
No, that tiny village of Gauls will succumb to the Romans now
It’s okay, Getafix is still there.
Excellent, one more to add to my long list of anonymous internet freaks that hate me. I’m almost on to my seventh notebook.
http://www.jugep.com/us-government-buys-google/
This is frighteningly close to what really goes on in the western world today, thankfully this particular piece of insanity is not real…
Testing Testing!
*Threatens FB*
If you don’t stop eating my posts, I’ll eat you!!
gaynor! How uncouth of you … we do not eat FB!!! No matter what.
But…it ate 11 comments! In a row, LEILA! In a row!
It eats comments with a clickie more often than comments without.
Well, there you go.
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Everyone, drop your clickies!!!!!
But…I love clickies.
Let me try this again, maybe it was a glitch. *crosses fingers*
And now let’s try this!
I tried this! but I didn’t press.
And of course my clicky is the best of all.
Of course! Mine is too…:D
Mine is three…
love it. what a waste of time, but so fun!
Yeah, but last night it wouldn’t even let me reference the most used search engine when I suggested some one look up Diet Coke with Bacon! There’s a picture of it!
I’m just sayin’.. It does eat clickie posts more often. And sometimes it won’t let you post any clickie, and a week later it goes back as tho nothing ever happened.
And now let’s see if THIS works!
Oh ewww! Of all the clickies!!!
Maybe it just leaves gross ones.
Hee!
Ohhhhhhhh! They got my letter!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so excited!
*leaves thread*
*heads for grocery store*
*hands Judy a grocery list*
tofu
cremini mushrooms
rice cheese
blueberries
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Rice cheese is not, in fact, cheese. It’s less like cheese than Velveeta is.
I still like it.
They stopped letting me post a link to my blog!
*pouts*
*commiserates*
*eviscerates*
/GOOGLE
You mean you were to dumb to circumvent their lame attempt at blocking links? how about adding some spaces in-between. or just giving the code one has to add to the tinyurl url?
Then again most users there are too stupid to form babby, so this might not help. ^^
To be honest it’s more your tone that doesn’t help. Arschkeks.
Fantastic word! Can I steal it?
Ummm.. it used to let me use my name as a link. And it wouldn’t even post a comment with the word g o o g l e in it!
And it’s not “dumb” it’s “not computer savvy”. Please note the difference.
And it’s “Arschkeks”. Still.
I had to look that up, but yes, that seems to be the case!
Damn my slow typing!
I looked it up too, I have to learn how to pronounce that one. I like it
Try it here:
http://www.dict.cc/?s=arsch
It doesn’t know Arschkeks, but you can check out Keks seperately.
Oh, it has a button for listening to the word on the right.
excellent! I will be cursing in German in no time!
butt cookie?
Your name makes me fill slightly ill…
*feel*
You mean you were too dumb to circumvent their lame attempt at blocking links? How about adding some spaces in between. Or just giving the code one needs to add to the tinyURL URL?
Then again most users there are too stupid to form babby (?), so this might not help. ^^
If you’re going to critisise someone for being stupid, make sure not to make simple English mistakes as it makes you look like:
a) a hypocrite
b) a troll
c) a fool
Also, not knowing how to code does not indicate stupidity on that person’s part. You might as well call anyone who doesn’t have a reasonable knowledge in the history of Estonia stupid, it’s specialist knowledge.
Take a deep breath gaynor and let it go. It’s okay.
It is not okay, that ill-educated person needs to learn!
Gaynor, you live in England? For some reason I thought you were American. No insult intended.
What makes you think I live in England?
Oops, never mind. I saw your spelling of “criticize”, and read it as the English spelling “criticise”. In fact, it was neither!
*trades Gaynor a ‘c’ for an ‘s’*
Thanks! Actually I’m from Ireland, so we do spell it with an s, but I still need the c!
Kinda ruins my rant, think I’ll cling to the loophole that I said mistakes and not mistake…that works…right?
What is wrong with us Americans?
Individually? Nothing. As a nation? You’re kind of a bully.
That’s not our problem! The rest of the world needs to learn that they should just do whatever we want them to do. Give us all your oil and natural resources, and in return we will exploit your people. Seems fair to me.
No thanks, we already tried that for about 300 years and it didn’t work out!
A BULLY?? Wait a minute now. It’s like one of those damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation for us. We are not bullies.
Vietnam? Iraq? Afghanistan? Iraq again? There are others which I don’t know off the top of my head.
Pssst….. you forgot everyone in America with incomes below “upper middle-class”.
Very true Avis, unfortunately I couldn’t think of any specific examples, only a vague one to do with that hurricane in GWB’s time. I think it was Katrina, but I can’t be sure.
Yes, Katrina. People are still feeling the effect of GWB blatant neglect.
I know it’s easy to criticise and all that, but that was utter ridiculousness! I just hope Obama sorts America out!
I’m not so sure he bullied them as much as he ignored them. Same difference though.
I would call that a form of bullying, the underlying message is the same as the one he started his presidency with; “Black people don’t matter.” Disgusting. Especially for a leader of a country! Sorry, I just really dislike GWB’s decisions which he made as president.
…and you believe Obama is going to do better? Don’t make me laugh GV. He is already off to a very bad start.
Not believe, hope! And I must leave now, so farewell!
LEILA, you can’t possibly think Obama’s start is worse than the entirety of W’s reign of terror!?
It can’t get any worse … that much I agree Avis.
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See you later GV.
What a lot of people fail to realize, is that Obama has the unfortunate jobe of cleaning up George’s mess.
*decides to remove extra “e”*
*decides to put “e” back in to mix things up a bit*
*Can’t believe he has to come to his country’s defense HERE*
No, America is not perfect, but we’ve done more in 200 years to lift humanity up and improve the quality of life than any other nation in history.
“No, America is not perfect, but we’ve done more in 200 years to lift humanity up and improve the quality of life than any other nation in history.”
This is why propaganda and brainwashing are so terrifying.
That’s an interesting claim. More than the Greeks, English or Romans? I don’t think so. America has improved the quality of life in America, and even then only for the wealthy. Otherwise America has had a seriously detrimental effect on the quality of life in other countries. The continent of Africa being a great example. America supplied weapons to one faction, Russia supplied them to the other and now most countries in Africa are in such a sad state that it’s embarrassing. Similar story in Vietnam, Mexico, Iraq and Afghanistan. Just on a lesser scale perhaps. To say America has improved life for humanity is a bit self absorbed, as most examples, that I can think of anyway, only apply to about 60% (if even) of Americans.
Testes, testes! One!! Two!! Three??
I wanted to know, who wrote that…
What? The Book of Love?
WTF?
A troll on Yahoo Answers. Both the question and the idiot have been removed from that site.
did a little research. that’s what i’ve found.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090503150602AAgPJyj
sooo, it was real. Damn, can’t believe it…
Oh… how funny…
wtf?
oh good this person waited 8 min before looking at it instead of just 1 second
we are learning! yay for the human race!!
Oi Leila! I’ve made 23000 grains of rice!
Nice! was there another message at 20,000?
And please tell Arthur whether or not you kicked that pro skater.
Yeah!
Yeah! Thats right! (wait, what?)
Hm, no message jet… And I DID kick that wussy!
*searches through hangar, cannot locate message jet*
Captain? Our message jet appears to be missing.
*pats hairy on the back* Good job!
So 23000 grains of rice eh…? How many people can eat have a good meal with that?
BOOYAH 25000! Now that’s an incredible job! (that’s what it says)
I wonder what it says at 100,000…
whoops, I already hit the ‘x’ to quit..
I didn’t actually read the message.. I just typed the 10,000 up here..
*is ashamed*
but i did get 25000
How much rice does it take to feed a person for a day? How many grains of rice in a gram?
The composition of UN World Food Program (WFP) food basket varies from country to country and region to region, depending upon the eating habits of the people WFP feeds. In countries where rice is a staple part of the diet, WFP provides, on average, about 400 grams of rice per person, per day (for families, including children and adults). That is intended for two meals that include other ingredients to ensure a minimum of 2,100 kilocalories per day. There are about 48 grains of rice in a gram.
Obvious fake iz obvious! ^^
In case you did not notice: One could certainly find a way, to name its user “Yahoo Answers Staff!”. Note the exclamation mark, differentiating it from the above one, which most likely is not the name of the original staff account. Also, why would they have a hamster as icon, instead of their logo?
Then again, with their competence, I can imagine someone cracking their account. ^^
Blah…I hate mondays.
Obvious troll is obvious…
Trolls, disguised as Yahoo! hamsters. They definitely need to work on making their usernames more secure.
shouldn’t this be improvement win?
No.
lol
Hmm…I don’t see the humor in that.
fail.
Only for the morons in white sheets.
Ghosts?
I was a ghost for Halloween once. For some reason I kept getting the door slammed on my face.
if you was a ghost you should have been able to float through the door
Reminds me of a joke:
Two blondes walk into a building.
Shouldn’t they have seen it coming?
you all suck and need a life
Let’s all click hairy’s name!
Sounds like a plan!
Hairy, you know it’s kinda scary when you start talking to yourself…, right?
I don’t think so! What about you, GV?
No, I don’t think so either!
Mother? Is that you, Mother?
Yes.
No.
I love that site! I go there every couple of days.
I made around 29,000 grains of rice today! And I made everyone at my work do it!
1,000,000 Grains of rice here we come.
This was from a fake account.
From Google cache: http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:aznjeS89qN0J:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20090503155049AADTAKF+what+does+yahoo+answers+need+to+improve+upon&cd=1&hl=es&ct=clnk&gl=pe
From Yahoo! cache: it was deleted.
obvious fake, why would yahoo have a photo of a hamster
Ding-dong workday is over! Goodbye see you tomorrow!
Cheerio!
Cap’n Crunch!
Lucky Charms!
Wheaties!!!!
Rice Krispies
Kashi – the protein one!
Crunchy Nut ( Formally Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes )!
Fruit loops!
Cookie Crisp!
blueberry morning
Strawberry Crisp!
Generic Kroger brand cereal!
What’s a strawberry crisp?
You know, when you leave a strawberry sitting in the sun for a week.
I thought that was “Mexican jumping strawberries.”
This thread needs a cereal killer.
Wouldn’t that make it a strawberry jerky?
Cereal killer leaves trail of shredded wheat…
Brinta!
Maybe a crack-head snapped and popped all those innocent cereals
I’m cookoo for coco puffs!
*Breaks combo*
I got some “mini wheats: big bites” (if that makes any sense) and each one of them pieces were as big as a granola bar. It was almost impossible to eat like cereal.
HAHA! They are good when you just take one and crush it in some soy milk or regular milk.
But best in soy milk naturally.
I see a banned Yahoo employe in the future, that is if this wasn’t computer-generated. At any cost, -5 faith in humanity points. Or make that faith in hamsters points.
*shakes fist*
Damn you, Rodney Stanger!
*claps hands*
oh and i forgot to say it’s definitely a fake. troll trying to make their account look official
this new concept of racism is amazing to me! i may now make fun of any person who has different skin than i do! its the best thing ever! (joking, don’t take this seriously)
Ways to get your mate fired from work No 26.
I KNEW IT!!!
more like WTFAIL
How is this a fail? They are just trying to improve their site. I support this initiative.
Oh crap, Yahoo is being taken over by Malcom X and Hitler.
Hitler X?
DX hitler?
another reason i didn’t need to avoid yahoo.com’s dense-ness
Looks shopped to me.
http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:aznjeS89qN0J:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20090503155049AADTAKF+what+does+yahoo+answers+need+to+improve+upon&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us <–Google’s cached version of the page
LMAO~
The obvious fake post by the “submitted 8 minutes ago” part makes this hardly even funny.
Always manage to get it before the ten minute mark… how do they do it?
Can we eat the hamsters whit spageti??
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist….
booooooooooooooombist…!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeebsite haaaaaaaaaaaaaacker
Clearly this is a legitimate post and is in no way whatsoever a troll posing with the name Yahoo! Answers Staff.
I just love it.
That’s a pretty good suggestion. Might I suggest banning all asians, arabs, and Jews as well.
And Mexicans!
And Racists!
I was reading the post casually, searching the part where the fail was. When I found it, you made me spit my bubble gum. Seriously.
Heh, I have a suggestion to improve it… Ban the “Staff member” who suggested that xD. Also, did I mention before that the question is in Google cache?
Hey i know.. lets TROLL YA then printscreen it and post it here….
Sounds like a great idea!
You see the kiiiids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage.. so they don’t know what the jaaaazz is all about,
YOU SEE? JAZZ is like Jell-O pudding. NO, actually it’s more like Kodak Film..NO, actually JAZZ is like the new Coke, it’ll be around forever. Ah Ah Ah!
So, basically, if we ban all black people the kiiiiids will no longer listen to the rap music
coming fom Ol’Cosby himself! XD
i have a suggestion….
get better staff!
For those that don’t get it, it’s a “fake” in that the *USER* “Yahoo! Answers Staff” is not really a Yahoo! employee. It’s some random person that has created that user name.
Yes, the question was really posted, but as a spoof/joke; by someone other than who you think.
http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:Y2HSGjeiz4gJ:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20090503000503AAuVCBs+What+does+Yahoo!+Answers+need+to+improve+upon%3F&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
there’s the link for that post.
Aye
That my broquistadors how hamsters are once you meet them for REALZZZ
I totally agree with that…
It’s not fake, but it’s not from a real Yahoo! Staff Member, either. Somebody chose “Yahoo! Answers Staff” as their display name. The actual username used, as you can see from the Google Cache of this page, was Grqlcbqbaa. As you can see from trying to view the profile, they’ve already been shut down.
wow some people out there role playing, thats really lame o_o
It’s called clarification! If you want to ban someone you need to define that someone. It’s pure logic goddamit! I use pure logic when I answer questions there.
depends on the context this is being used in. for example it may mean “ban black people from poverty” or from racial abuse.
so it may actually be an ok answer.
Girugamesh says “goooood”
This fail is real.
http://74.125.153.132/search?q=cache:qG1CdTmxUKcJ:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20090502204919AA6WDh5+“what+does+yahoo!+answers+need+to+improve+on%3F”&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=in
That’s so fake.
wtf is this shit…?
WIN
Christ does Ginger Ale every burn on the way out your nose….
God i laughed so hard…epic win
NOOOO WAAAYYYY!!!
I’m pretty sure this guy was quitting…
Most creative way I’ve ever seen.
Touch MY Nipples
WTH is this, the early 1900′s?
It would no doubt be a great improvement.
Those sparkling wiggles!
My name is John McCain and I approve of this message.
fail
Even the staff fail? Now THAT’S fail.
This is a win =)
fake -_-
Not really by the Yahoo! staff! Still fails though.
Wait I don’t get it. How did this get posted? Did they say, “another Staff Member suggested:” and then just plug in any random answer?
win!!
FAKE
yeah… fairly certain this isn’t a fail at all.
Its obviously not someone from the Yahoo! Answers Staff
Really racist
Haha, this was SO edited with the JavaScript trick.
javascript:document.body.contentEditable=’true’; document.designMode=’on’; void 0
Copy and paste that into the address bar and you can edit pretty much the whole webpage — without saving, of course.
Of course, it doesn’t work on all sites.
Try it.
WIN !!!!
dam yahoo, you racist batards
Hm, not far from the usual
Should stop posting obvious photoshop jobs as fails. As that would indeed be a FAIL on your part.
That is far from a FAIL. That’s a perfectly good way to improve. Might I suggest adding “Jews” to the list.
Here’s the real post:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090607001753AAjteUF
lol they were hacked. yahoo didn’t put this up.
LOL I REPORTED IT!
how is this a fail, shouldnt it be “improvement win”?
PS. im not actually racist i like to make fun of people that actually think like that.
P.S. It’s no longer funny if you have to explain that you were just kidding.
Hey Jose L you FAIL, the YA staff members have green badges below their avatars.
You better not be the Jose L I think you are.
I’ve got a suggestion. Howsabout we beat the living shit out of the staffer who “offered” that suggestion? ¬_¬
WTF?? thats a total raciest skinhead scheme! i hope someone hit the “report abuse” button cause that is totally and utterly abusive and crazy.
i’m speechless. >=^0
Cant we all just get along
who comes up with this racial garbage?
…what??
take that Barack!!!!…
Run for the hills it’s Jake Sully!
that is mean, EPIC FAIL
johnny rebel must have requested that
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