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Lunchtime!
Yummy!
Lunchtime yummy in my tummy!
What’s on the menu?
Pee, Pee, and more Pee…and Chocolate for some reason.
Wait. I don’t think it’s chocolate.
I think it’s a meat loaf, because I think that is corn in there?
Oh, Jules!
*shakes head sadly*
*wags tail happly*
gotta love peanis with your salad after all.
i wonder if they cut up the penis and then put it in the salad… ouch
I’ll have the microwavable bowels.
You need variety in your diet.
Are you sure you don’t want the instant, just had urine, variety?
Well, now that you put it that way Ms B…I may reconsider my statement.
HELLO! im clinging to someones post so my post is higher up, bwahahahahah
*sneaks in*
Congrats Ms B!!!!!
*runs out*
*takes away h and adds d*
Wow, I’m slow on the uptake today! Supposed to say “add”.
Meh…I knew what you meant. But if bukkit makes you feel better, lemme know…
I need a bukkit for every post I’ve made on the alphabet run. I did the wrong letter twice in a row!! How hard it is to figure out the alphabet, anyway???????
It’s hard Brewski especially if English is not your first language.
*tastes*
It has a nice meaty peaness to it.
Check the way she says the thing. She doesn’t actually say PEEENUSSsss because the video goes to the girl laughing. Am I right?
its spelled penis everyone not peaness
you’re an idiot.
It’s a pea based dish, she’s tryuing to explain she likes the pea element, but forms the word ‘pea-ness’, sounding like penis. Hence the joke.
i put my dick in the meatloaf
No, that was last week. This week we have hot sausage and egg bonbons, in a sauce of… I think it is… whipped cream…
HOLY SHIT MAN! IT TASTES LIKE THE MONKEYS THAT FLUNG SHIST INTO MY SCIENCE TEACHERS BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P
come visit me on my page random pplz who c this comment!!!!!!
*pea
♫I got love in my tummy!♪
♫I recommend biting off more then you can chew to anyone
I certainly do♫
.
(Good one, hammy)
Nooooo!!! A pox on your firstborn, Hammy! Now I’m stuck with that for the rest of the day!!
“Yummy yummy yummy… ”
Hire Nina and shoot me now!
You should ask your pets if they want to be exposed to that danger first.
I’ll have what she’s having.
dont we all want too ?
it’s When Harry Met Sally
Mmm….
Nnn…
Ooo
Ppp
Qqq
Rrr
Sss
Tea.
*trying to change it up a little*
You, of all people!
Vee
dubya
*hopes someone gets this*
Why wouldn’t someone get it?
Zzzzzz….
Why?
X-phile, you jumped the nesting!! You continue to amaze me! Are you actually the Admiral in disguise?
Aced this test!
*headdesk*
OK, I failed to (a) refresh, and (b) notice that the “reply” link is missing from deeply nested comments.
See what happens when you don’t refresh?
Do I really need to scroll all the way up to the last reply button to reply?
It would appear so.
Egads! You people are ruining this thread.
*wonders what it means to “jump the nesting”*
*facepalm*
*gives up*
Well, as long as I already ruined the alphabet-soup thread …
“Jumping the nesting”: there was a bug in the blog engine (maybe there still is) that sometimes allowed people to post one nesting-level deeper than the max. There’s a secret to doing it. Your post looked like you did it, because the “Reply” link was missing. But that is just due to the formatting change.
Ααα
Behave!
zzzzz… what?
See, that’s why we can’t have anything nice!
Desist in your criticisms, he didn’t mean to screw up a good letter run. He better not have…
I go away to do some work, and THIS happens to FB. I don’t like the reply button being so far away. There will be nesting fails all over the place. What a mess…
Even velvet missed the letter-run?
F***! Too many interruptions!
Gee, it is nice to see some people can catch on.
H-ange back to the letter run may not work, jules. I’m afraid Hammy is right.
Give up. This alphabet soup doesn’t have enough “p”-ness.
I don’t think some people understand what is going on.
Just cut me some slack, will ya? I’m still trying to figure out how this new format works.
Jaded view, jules. In time, they will come to understand that THE NEXT POST BETTER START WITH A “K”!
*facepalm*
*Kicks X-Phile for hypocrisy*
Laughs hysterically at X’s own ‘not a K’ post. Roffle!!
Leave me alone, *sniff* I was only trying to help!
LOL.
My time is now up. See yall tomorrow.
Noooo!!!
Phoo.
Querying what happened to the O…?
Arr. Some pirate stole it.
Team of pirates, actually. They are holding it hostage, along with a box of Cheerios.
See how I can’t even remember my ABC’s???
You need to work on that.
Velteeta. Yes, Velveeta. Shells and Cheese, please.
With peas?
‘xactly.
Y? Because we like you!
Yay, we are so close.
Ze excitement is unbearable.
*Applauds*
If you use your head no one will get your goat.
Now I know my ABCs. Next time won’t you sing with me?
I missed all the fun.
*squeeze!*
I’m glad to see you, though.
*Squeeze!*
Glade to see you too Dragon!
I see we’ve had some changes to the blog today.
Just a few…but lookie! Over 600 posts and no “show all” nonsense!
I do like that! I am not a big fan of scrolling for the reply button on the longer threads, I hope they can and will fix that.
I love the land of orphaned comments at the bottom of this page.
It must be tea time.
*makes some coffee*
*suddenly wants coffee*
*drinks some milk*
*Testes the peaness*
a MUSTANG!!!!
WHERE?!
My producer tells me its a moth
LIES!!!!!
*lays down next to Leila*
What are we looking at?
HeeHee
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Um…the big dipper?
Is it that time in the night already? Time flies when you are having fun.
Shhh…don’t look now but it’s to the left of your name.
no way!
*looks shyly*
oh my…
BTW … Mustangs RULE!!! imo
yeeeah
especially, those from 60’s
Nothing like a 1965 Mustang.
Only if he’s hung like one!
Oh, come now… as we all know, you never want too much peaness.
You don’t want so much pea-ness that you are choking on it.
nothing like a 1967 shelby mustang cobra gt 500
OMG!!! You are not kidding. I would kill for one of those.
*makes note to self to never drive a Mustang past Leila’s house*
I’d kill you for one of those
…or maybe take a ride with you
*takes the keys*
Not to worry Brewski. I have two of my own. I want a classic …
*slowly backs away from tatoman* Um…ok.
*hands Leila a well used FB tazer* You might need this, for your protection.
Thanks Jules. *scrubs and puts tazer in purse*
*walks in*
Oh, hi Leila. You got any cookies?
*digs around in Leila’s purse*
*FFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT!!!!*
*lies twitching on ground*
Good old fail blog tazer strikes again.
*reminisces on the sweet smell of burnt troll*
Brewski, you should know better than to get your hands in a woman’s purse. I am glad you didn’t find the … *ahem* other stuff.
And whirled peas for all!
there is too much pea-ness
…which is nice.
The more peaness the better!
You said it Boobie!
Note to self: add more peas to spilt pea soup. Girls seem to like a lot peaness.
Make sure it’s good and thick, nobody likes it all drippy.
Not a pea soup fan?
Good lord, is there ANYTHING that girl will eat??
Do we REALLY want to know?
epic win.
Which would be a first for her.
Why do you say that?
It doesn’t look like she would have that much peaness going on in her life.
Why do you say that?
I am predisposed to attack people who are not good looking because I am riddled with insecurity?
Why do you ask that?
What do you think about “why would you ask that”, hammykins? Are you a bot? ^^
Why do you ask Hammy that?
back up
god damn, mother f*@ker I f*@king did it again!!
WHOA!! *backs away from abstract*
*also backs up*
Thanks for the advice abstract!
*points out location of “Ctrl” and “V” keys on keyboard*
that was Ctrl+B I have macro express running. plays back in all programs. damn it’s efficiency
*watches abstract do the moon walk*
…again…*more subdued* sorry for the outburst
because you either are or only date anorexic 5′4″ blond bimbos ages 18-22
You assume he can allure those types. Wow this is probably why DW and Avis had problems with their links, they were changing the format of the blog.
Yes.
because he/she either is or only dates anorexic 5′4″ blond bimbos ages 18-22
Echo echo echo…
What?
What? What? What?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
It’s like déja vu all over again.
Failblog. Nobody goes therre anymore. It’s too crowded.
*there
actually, i rephrased it so at first it was an answer to Avis’ question, and then so it was directed at sofaking…
Would that be dry roasted or boiled?
I’ll take mine deep fried.
I’d like mine smothered and with a serving of baconlube.
With nuts, or without?
My best friend has without.
How are they shampooed and prepared?
You took him to the vet didn’t you Brewski?
Well, you DID have something to do with that, remember?
I’d like some pea-nuts.
Batter fried!
With mushroom marks.
Post-traumatic stress syndrome kicks in right about now.
You want to be battered? And fried?
Self-esteem issues?
Hee!
Just another Friday night for some of us.
Do they serve wasabi penis in those naked sushi restaurants?
That sounds like it would sting.
Feel the burn!
Hey, try your old link! Now that we have a new format (and can post past 300 without a bunch of fuss) it might work!
Test?
YAY!!!!!
You do it soy well!
*Ker-SMOOOCH-ah!!*
*winces*
I can see the barn from here. Why do I need to go feel it?
*gives Neener a pair of readers*
Oh, just you wait.
…Still waiting…! :p
*lies in wait*
Pfft. As if you’d ever lie to me.
Never.
*smoochity*
Might not be today… Still working.
Round 1
Most people don’t know squat about Jack. I know the time he jack-knifed this hijacked truck. He had to swerve to avoid some car that was jacked up, probably changing a tire. That happened the day after he carved Jack-O-Lanterns with his kids, Jake and Jacques. He had some jackass in the truck with him who said, “Jack be nimble, Jack be-” and that’s as far as he got ’cause Jack hit him with a blackjack. That crackerjack didn’t put up with jack shit!
If he really wanted to give you the cold shoulder, he’d say his name was Jack Frost, and then he’d freeze you out of the deal. He was kind of cold-hearted that way. It didn’t help that Jacqueline, his girlfriend at the time, was frigid. A couple shots of Jack Daniels would get him all jacked up, but it didn’t do jack for her. But, I guess it was cool. Their relationship seemed frozen in time.
While he sat at the card table in Vegas he’d refer to himself as Jack Diamonds. If you didn’t play fair, he’d club you with a spade. He had no heart that way.
*sigh*
They just don’t know Jack.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Jack Sprat would eat no fat.
There’s no denying the fresh taste of pee
But you can refuse it.
You can try but the FBI will take you down.
They don’t play about their pee
Apart from when they see how high up the wall they can pee, that counts as playing around.
Unless it’s an offer you can’t refuse.
If it requires tasting pee, I can refuse. Loudly.
My grandpa is old and senile, and he drank his pee because he thought it would cure a cold.
I think I’m going to be sick now. Thank you.
All in a day’s work ma’am.
I hear pee can help.
I’ll pass.
Kidney stones or gas?
♪ Oh, I get by with a little pee from my friends ♪
And you told him how he FAILed I’m sure.
No, I tried to forget it.
Um…there was a program on TV where the dude swore that he is healthy thanks for drinking his pee. He claims pee in the morning is best. *barfs*
pee bags for the freshest pee teas.
That guy on wilderness survival says it has to be fresh though.
That guy on wilderness survival ate bear poo. Not the kind of guy you look to for advice.
I bet it was Mountain Dew and a Baby Ruth bar.
♪ And I’ve got pee in the morning
ain’t gonna tell me what to do… ♪
I disagree. I hate the teste.
Have you ever regretted something you said because it was extremely stupid?
NO I hasn’t evrrrrrrrrrr
On FailBlog? Often.
You need a best friend, Bobby. He’ll help you get rid of those pesky things.
I have my dog for that, thank you very much.
Your DOG is going to help you get rid of them???
I hope his dog is a retriever.
More like a pinscher. Ouch.
A terrier would be worse…!
*riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!*
I wouldn’t want to wear those kind of boxers.
Even if they’re labradory tested?
Just because they wear white coats doesn’t mean they spot all the problems.
Yeah what happens if their equipment is not pug in?
That rex everything.
Yeah, the FDA hounds most labs now a days.
They’re quite dogged in their concern for public safety.
I have heard some tails.
But you can’t just unleash a product without proper testing.
While you can’t just sit on a valuable cure.
Their Bunsen Burners are running all night.
They better put a leash on all that power usage.
Do you think the big drug companies are just going to roll over?
No, but until Congress speaks, they need to obey the law.
Gotta go, g’night all!
*feels badly for breaking FB*
Congress going against the drug company lobbyists? sorry, that dog won’t hunt.
“Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.”
Oh gawd!
If you can dodge the pea, then you can dodge a ball.
What, no spit-take?
Hee!
*ducks!*
*ROFFLE!*
Way to go Ms B!!!
Kudos to our newest Fail Powerer!
Congrats Ms B!!
Woo Hoo!
*confetti*
.
Go, Ms B! Woot!!
*Whirls noisemaker*
Congrats, Ms B!
Thanks!
*jumps up and down*
WooHoo! And to think I’ve been so busy today, I almost skipped coming in to check this fail!
*Pheweeeeee!*
Congrats, Ms B!
WOOHOO!
*congratulatory SQUEEZE for Ms B*
Time to start passing out the drinks!
Congrats Ms. B!!
Uh…here’s a ShamWow, Ms. B. You know, you can’t jump up and down like that without leaking.
Sorry about that! I got caught up in the moment.
Wooo haa for Ms B.
Now we are jammin!
That would be more peaness. Right?
*SnoopyDance*
Absolutely!
Snoopeaness Dance?
*giggle* I said “dance.”
Is that the happeaness Snoopeaness dance?
*appeases fear*
*asks little red-haired girl if she would like to dance*
No need to be a-Frieda! I’d love to dance with you, so be at peas.
*puts on cool sunglasses, finds peas of mind*
You called?
Urine big trouble now!
You gotta be kidney me.
Urethra with us or against us… pick a side, Mal!
Don’t testes me!
Why are you foreskin him to choose?
This is pubic humiliation!
You are being too hard on yourself.
Don’t go beating your elf
offup.*adds ’s’ he hastily removed*
Um…been playing WoW again?
Try and avoid phallus accusations.
FailBlog, Bigger, Bladder, Uncut.
*laughs*
We’re keeping it renal.
At least we don’t bladder on and on and on and on…
Cicumcisal evidence points towards penile humour.
That evidence will never stand up in court.
Viaggravation!
But your case rests in your briefs.
HAHA! Good one Brewski.
Mhhh…Which is like what?
I guess will never know.Or will we?
Powered by Ms B! Congrats!
Also cleaner than fossil fuels….Ms B WIN!
*squeezies*
Thanks guys!
How do you guys see that? It goes by so fast that I can’t even read it.
Pause it.
You have to pause it at just the right moment.
My timing sucks Avis. I gave up.
It is tricky, you have to click pause at JUST THE RIGHT moment.
Oh, and btw Leila, to get it, you have to pause it at just the right moment.
Did you say to pause it at just the right moment?
Yes, pause it at just the right moment!
JUST THE
WRONGRIGHT MOMENT!Is there an echo in here? It’s like déja vu all over again.
Wait, when do you have to pause it?
…at just the right moment Brewski. At just the right *pauses* moment.
Peaness interruptis?
Even flow…
Odd comment.
Better than overflow, I guess.
Are you just being coi?
That was supposed to read:
Are you just being coit’us?
*cries*
Well… it works in Romanian.
*apologizes*
Should have left every bit of that (whatever it is I typed, because I don’t even know what it means now) in my head, where it sounded a little better.
*sigh*
Everything sounds better in your head, Swell Foop. I bet even your name did, to you.
Hey! Her name was my idea!
*pouts*
And a great name it is; she’s one swell foop.
Congratulations etc. etc.
Too much penis? Must be the chef from Cum-N-Eat.
Let’s never eat there….poor service, all they want to do cum on their guests.
X-Phile! I’m impressed! All you need now is an avatar!
*insert obligatory penis joke here*
Ha! That’s a good one, Brewski. How do you come up with such funny jokes?
Thanks hammy. I’m always impressed with a lot of the humor found on this blog. If only we could harness all this creative energy, we could conquer the world!!! BWAHAHAHA!
One step at a time, Brewski.
I’ve already got my eyes on Iceland…
I’ll take New Zealand. Which will mean I’ll have several more sheep than I need or want.
I’m having to use the computer at my job for now, and can’t upload anything. In time, I will gain an avatar, and then my plan will be complete! MUAHAHAHA..*cough,cough* sorry.
Before you even ask. Gravatar.com
I love the look on the other judges face as soon as she says that. Oh, that was funny.
The other lady almost choked on her drink after she said that. If it was me I would burst out laughing.
I would have involuntarily started laughing like bevis. Then said something like “you can never have too much penis, honey”
*admires WIK implants*
I’m surprised her drink didn’t come out of her nose!
Freudian slip for a closet lesbian?
That makes no sense. If she’s a closet lesbian, why would ‘you can never have too much penis’ be a Freudian slip? If would only be a Freudian slip if she was straight.
She said “there is too much pea-ness”, Failbloggers said you could never have too much. Or did I miss something?
She says, and I quote, “I feel like there’s much, there’s much pea-ness going on here, which is nice.”
Wow, that changes everything.
*runs and hides*
my penis
No, it’s spelled pea-ness. Get with the program.
She also said ‘much penis’ – so this would automatically eliminate you from the running.
*chuckles*
I did … always timed it wrong. I give up!!!
Don’t give up, we’re here for you.
*loans LEILA some timing skill*
I’d like to thank my parents, my manager and all my Fail Blog friends for helping make this moment happen for me!
*smooches*
Hmmm. Without the proper nesting, this makes me look awfully conceited…
*Makes proper nesting for Ms B*
Where’s avis when you need her?
I’m here, the format change kinda screwed everything up for those comments posted at the moment of change. I couldn’t fix it if I tried!
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY FAILBLOG??
*cries*
It’s not so bad, it could be worse! And we can post past 300 easier now!
*tries to point out the silver lining*
*gives Ms B a bouquet of flowers*
Why thank you!
*takes deep breath*
They smell wonderful!
*achoo!*
Musd be lergic..
I should have known better. Here’s a claritin.
Sorry.
WHERE?
Ouch, kidney stones too! This just isn’t your day.
Bastardized comment; go back from whence you came.
*pokes at it with burning pitch fork*
Sorry J, it doesn’t appear to be moving. Maybe a little BaconLube and WD-40 will break it loose?
I OBJECT!
Leila, I try not to objectify women.
Then you are a rare breed Jules.
Notice he used the word “try”.
Do or do not there is not try.
Better than I could hope for…
Watch this clickie.
One of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.
Heh heh, good one Hammy!
His new wife made him say that.
She makes me do a lot of things. I obey, because I have a strong attachment to my balls.
Will that be sit-in, or take-away?
Um, all the threading of new posts is failing. Or is it just my browser that’s barfed?
FB barfed.
Threading seems to have failed right around the time the look of the site changed. There are lots of errors in the Firefox error console, too.
Yeah, one of my comments has been orphaned as a result of FB launching the new format. Oh well!
Icky new FB nesting mess! The threads are coming apart at the seams. *mourns for the good old days* *hours, even*
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
*gets needle and begins mending the threads* Maybe we should use a sewing machine.
Sew, you say. *needles Leila* *affectionately*
*eyes the thread*
I think I’ll just weave myself in here.
what just happened to the formatting on the page? anyone else get that?
I did. I am scared!
I must say, I don’t like that it doesn’t take you to your own post after you submit it.
It does for me…
It’s not doing it for me. I have to use ‘find’ to get back to where I was. I now spend too much time looking for myself on the internet and it’s weird.
You could always use the recent comments box to get there, too.
Cunning…
I agree.
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Mr/Ms FB … May I have a word please?
agreed
WAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ…
It’s the new format, the other sites have had this for a while now. Maybe it means we’ll get more than 300 comments though!
The new format for the commenting is pretty great! No more texts getting hidden causing me much sadness!
Holy Crap! We just had a format change!
Let’s hope the 300 limit is gone too.
Looks like it has.
Yaaay
How can you tell?
Previous fails.
*blushes*
I should have figured that.
Okay, that MIGHT be worth losing the “reply” button at the bottom of the long threads…
…and, probably the loss of our deep nests.
*siiiiiiiiiiigh*
-100 mystique and -200 badass points.
-100 mystique for me for the loss of ?cp=all
I miss the inappropriate nesting.
*pouts*
Oh no, darlin’…you still have those points. That little trick got us through a LOT of broken linkage from the “recent comments” list.
No, not worth losing the reply button at the bottom of a ‘no more nesting’ thread.
.
Gimme back my reply button!
Ditto.
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I feel like nest much more than I ever had before.
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♫ I got the nesting blues ♫
Reply
I found any extra one, if you would like it.
Yes I would.
I will fix this.
.
_________________________________Reply
Wow Jules … It look…almost…real.
Hmmm. What’s this do?
Reply
Just a couple of inchs shy!
You click it in case you need to nest more than you would normall Brewski. It’s like a safety blanket.
Wow…NORMALLY … is what I meant to say.
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Do we have a vegetarian bukkit?
We do, but it smells like rotting tofu and feet.
You do not want.
Do NOT click on my reply button above. It caused much strangeness (witness posts at bottom of blog). It’s the post that says “Hmmm. What’s this do?”
Ah, you open a wormhole an ripped the Fail Blog time space continuum. Run for your lives!
*flees to BF bunker of solace*
I don’t know Jules. Is rotting tofu and feet worse than rotting carcass?
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Thanks for the warning Brewski.
Perhaps, but fresh carcass beats them both.
Yes, it has a more organic, earthy rot to it.
This is Sparta!!!
Yeah, the 300 limit seems to be gone.
Then it’s not Sparta.
*SQUEEZE!*
*SQUEEZE*
Hello Dragon! How are you? And what happend to FB? I won’t be able to sleep after the shock of seeing the new format and all that.
I KNOW! It was a shock to me at first, too, but really, I’m pretty happy with it. Lots of problems were fixed, and only one created, so I’d say that’s a pretty good ratio!
But here…have a glass of wine to help you sleep.
*sips* Thank you!
I hope he’ll make it on his own… The nesting problems down there are kinda funny, though. All the wrong people suddenly look like trolls. Except they don’t all say the same thing.
Yes, poor little reply button.
They need amnesty.
*squeezes Arthur*
*squeezes*
Granted! As far as I am concerned…
Woo hoo!! Squeezefest!!! *squeeze!*
Dragon, more than one problem was created… but oh well. The good people at failblog will fix them and we’ll have a brand new shiny format!
Yah, I see that…fun with nesting, eh?
Dragon, I’m glad to see your link works again. I figured when mine did, yours would too. Let’s hope they DON’T “fix” that!
Pssst, Arthur. I saw you slip that Cognac into my coffee this morning! The part that’s really scary? That’s what got me into trouble last night! A glass of cognac after dinner!
*sets off to search home for spy cameras*
Long lasting Cognac effects made you break the blog? hehe
*squeeze*
JAAAAM!
, of course.
Doesn’t matter this time, I got the wrong smiley anyway. I meant
I just can’t help myself Arthur. *squeeze*
*squeezes*
It can be quiet for hours – you’re there just before me! Uncanny…
*searches for spy cams*
What’s good for the goose and all that!
I wonder if I can reply to jam if I click here…
.
Err, jam? Is that an old saying or something?
Clicky. I have no idea where it came from or how old it is.
Thanks! And good night!
*leaves*
*waves*
*takes a gander at Arthur*
You know, you really ought to stop bugging people’s homes with your cams.
Yes, you’re right. Sorry about that.
(Visit jamcam.com! New shower videos!)
I hope you’re going to give me at least 50% of the profits. If not, I’ll get frosted glass.
Deal!
*shares 0.002 cent with jam*
Wow, that’s about 4 times what I thought.
Well done me!
It’s my lack of technical skills, not you. I just can’t make the millions watching you pay me. Dunno how.
Don’t worry, it’s all incomprehensible anyway.
Pixels or shadows? If it’s shadows, well…. ahem…
It works great!
format changes wont nest below this level
Lies.
trues
MWAHAHHHHHAAA *laughs meniachly* i know. hahahahah
Laughs….laughs WHAT?
Ooooh, try “cancel reply” sometime! Before the format change it would automatically re-direct you to the top of the page. And even then you couldn’t post a reply or comment at all ’til you refreshed the page. Not so anymore! It just does just that, cancels the reply. It’s kinda cool.
Can you elaborate? I don’t see a cancel reply option. Are you logged in user?
a^
Me, too, neither. There was one before, but I don’t see one now.
It shows up above your screen name when AFTER you hit reply. In blue.
Oh.
*snork*
There it is. It used to be under the “add comment” button. :p
So, what happens if someone replies to your comment before you cancel it?
Oh, now I know what you are going on about. That’s a pointless link…I just refresh.
Me too…’cuz it never worked anyway!
That can’t happen. It just stops you from posting something you might not have wanted to. Also good for if you hit the wrong “reply”. I get a little overzealous with the trackpad sometimes, and well… um… yeah.
And it works so much better now!
This week, I have been been mostly eating peaness.
That makes a change from raspberry poop tarts.
*squeeze*
The organic variety.
The strong the pea-ness the more
orgasmicorganic it is.*drives comment to the ER for help*
So…do we not have to reload the whole page every single time we post a comment anymore?
We’ll find out.
Yes, I believe we don’t.
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PINGAS!!!
VERGAS!!!
MAh boy !Where are pingas there are tosts
Old fail, but still funny and full of peaness.
I don’t think so, she sure seemed to enjoy having all the pea-ness in her mouth.
Is it just me, or did FailBlog just change it’s format in mid-comment?
It did. It’s not just you.
“Tagged as 1099689,” what kind of talk is that?
Filthy, dirty talk!
Kinky.
Who is your daddy? *wack!*
Thank you maam, may I have another!!
*whispers* Not here Brewski!!!!
Leila if you are my daddy, then I am strangely confused.
Apologies.
Search your feelings… you know it to be true.
NO!!! I’ll never join you.
*jumps from catwalk*
*jumps on catwalk*
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♫ I’m too sexy for this song ♫
*Waves a $20 bill in the air*
*waves a roll of quarters*
Where is she going to stick a roll of quarters…
.
Oh
*waves a potato*
Boo, thats an old joke from the “Critic.” Orson Welles and Snow Peas, that was definitely planted.
Legumed, even.
Bean using that one for years.
Anytime “the Critic” is referenced, a new win is born.
Don’t you hate that pea-ness aftertaste in your mouth?
I know … I am embarrassed. Going to my corner now.
It would have been really icky if the guy burped up some of that peaness.
Ewwwwwwwww
Ditto Mal. Bleh!!!
Whole lotta peaness goin’ on.
And don’t forget the shakin’…
OMG, I am so tired. I’m going back to bed.
Must be nice…
Well, it does make people like you more if you are… :p
If you happy and you know it…
Going back to bed make people like you more?
*facepalm*
*footmouth*
Being nice tends to make people like you. You said “Must be nice”, it was sort of a play on emphasis.
Going to bed with people makes them like you more too.
Yes, I know. I was playing…
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*sniff*
AGHAHGAHGHAHGHAGHAHGHAHGHAHGHAGHAGHGHAHGHAGHAHGAHGHGAHAHGHAGHAGHAHGHHHHHHH….hhhhhhh…. omglol
Imagining yawn deep-throating something with much, umm… “pea-ness” in it, while making that sound.
put a piece of snake on that menu
i am the menu
Your menu seems to be lacking in pea-ness.
I’m overwhelmed by the huge amount of peaness in this video.
Eliot P. Ness remains untouchable.
Yes, sir, I think I’ll take a jumbo sized…
XD *shot* (JK)
Nothing like some good pea-ness to go with lunch.
♫ I got the nesting bluuuuuuuuuuuues…♫
Just don’t respond to my “test” post, or ones that replied to it (underneath). This is a fresh thread, maybe it will nest??
Nesting test.
You do realize that I am responsible for the end of the 300 barrier? After all, I was the one going trollish about that the other day.
.
But this new format and the obvious nesting problems – that was… um, Brewski. I think.
Ok, blame me, it won’t happen again. And I repeat, DON’T click on my extra-nested “Reply” link I put in my message farther up in the blog.
Boy, FAILblog is going way too much like my workdays today.
Brewski can reply here? Why can’t I?
Yes I can!
*dances*
Hey, that’s a good dance!
*joins Arthur*
I don’t think anything is nesting properly any more. And the font seems to have gone all weird, although maybe that was something I missed. By the way, hi guys! Exams are over, I’m back home looking for a job, and I have massive amounts of Fail to go through!
Back to 19 then? Good for you!
Welcome back Sporkie!!!
Hello TS20-1! I hope the job search goes well. Remember to ask if they have internet access.
Thanks all! ^_^
*SQUEEZE!!!*
Lady like peaness =P~
Ok, this is not a reply, so it should be nestable. Brewski, I blame you for this!!
And that should have posted at the bottom of the page!!
The comments below are a lie.
It’s more than a little disturbing.
I believe it is scaring people off!
As well as scarring us…
The things that could scare me away from you are scarce.
*smooch*
That is always good news!
*pinch*
I forgot to ask, how did the finals go?
*jumps up from seat*
How have you been my dear?
They went excellent. I am in great standing to return for my final year.
That’s good to hear! My last year was the hardest for me, mostly ‘cuz I’d lost the will to go to all my classes.
I’m doing good. Mostly relieved to be home. It was a loooong day.
How so? Let me massage your back for you.
*Commences with the rubbing of the back*
*Turns on cheesy porn music*
:p
Thanks that will get me in the mood. Um for some, *thinks to self quick look around, say anything you see* FIREWORKS.
Dangit, that has another connotation to it as well.
Mmmmm…that’s good…
We have a potential $4 million project that we needed to get the proposal out for today. While I was binding it, just about every thing that could go wrong, did. Then it was miserable traffic going home.
Let me take that stress right out of you.
Thank you!
*smooch*
Hot dang! I’d like some food with a peaness to it.
You cut off the end where she says “but I like it a LOT.” LOL
Failblog broked
How did my comment appear way up here?
It’s like a Tom cruise’s house. You never know where you’ll end up.
HA! I think it’s working now.
My avatar shall rule Failblog!!!
Silly 50’s people and your wacky ads. (clickie)
Wow! How times have changed, check this ad out. (once again, clickie)
One more (clickity clickie)
I lied. One last “retro” ad.
Well, that was interesting! Thanks for sharing, Bobby.
What happened here?!?!? Everything's all messed up!Brewski broke failblog.
apparently.
One lady cracked a peaness joke, but the other lady saw it coming.
Thish ish what your mother shaid after I had shex with her lasht night.
makes me want some baconlube
Neologism fail. Peaness…..
Editing fail. The woman reacts before the critic even says “peaness”.
Pfff, old video.
My peaness is hard like steel!
does she want bacon-lube with that?
im sorry, but the fail in this is how bad the dubbing is…
much, much DIABEETUS going on here
I used to refer to special qualities of AP courses as their AP-ness…
That didn’t last too long.
Nobody until now has made an Orson Welles in The Critic reference?
“Filled with country goodness and green peaness. Wait, that’s disgusting, I quit!”
I seen this on tv!!
i have seen this on my tv
Damn, Angel, you stole my thunder. I think it’s a parody of a real commercial out-take that he did in the ’70’s where he was belligerent about the banality of the ad script for which he was narrating. YouTube it, it’s very amusing.
i love having a lot of peaness in my salads!
pingas there is too much penis in my soup!!!
no, i believe she said “pea-ness”
as in, there are lots of peas in the dish
there are many pea-y things going on
next time pay attention when u speak lol
its doesnt work anymore.
Guys you need to have a balanced diet xD
LOL! She likes penis
LOL!
this is recorded and then voiced over….
hahahah!!! wow! i love it when my food has “much peaness”.. HAHAHA!
Just like being on Failblog…
Just like being on Failblog….
ha ha. this is a good one, but i’ve seen better ones about food.
test
?
C-!!
*slaps self*
Must…not…grade…!!!
icles.
What, nobody can nest on my comment? Cool!
Whaaa…?
Nesting worketh?
Nest test…F.
*doesn’t know where this belongs*
When does your semester end. As I know I am done school, and am enjoying my Elizabeth’s Day. A great day off to enjoy with parents and the family. Oh and fireworks tonight.
Fail!
*Snickers*
Sowwy! I did a weird post. I tried to outsmart the max-nest-level HTML code, but ended up confusing the blog engine. I did get a “Reply” link, but it did weird things when I used it.
Errr…. I don’t think it will allow improper nesting anymore!
Over there? –>
Grrrrr!
Wow I tried to respond to Dw’s grading post. My above one landed where it did, way to break the blog brewsky.
I bet I can’t reply…
And the above was supposed to nest with Avis, aarg.
*hopes this nests on own post*
Everyone, point at Brewski! It’s his fault. LOL
*POINT*
Will refrain from the blog till it fixes its hiccoughs.
See my post above, nesting still works on other threads. All these unnested posts were responses to my “test” post, or responses to responses of that post. All “clean” threads that don’t trace back to my ill-fated “test” post work fine!
I knew it!
Someone somewhere didn’t do the proper QA. Tut tut!
Really? I haven’t tried posting with the new format..
*crosses fingers*
Brewski broke the internets.
You have to reply to a comment further up. before the comments are singles.