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Who is coming?
Oh, I see.
You can obviously see, considering you aren’t wearing a mask
People who are willing to unmask
Oh cool! A streaker’s ball!
He only has one? Poor streaker.
The other one is masked.
He’s sly.
Stallone?
He’Stallone in a big, big world.
Sounds like a Rocky path to travel.
At least he gets out to rambo.
One thing’s for sure he does not make toys.
*searches desperately for another Stallone reference*
Where did I put all of them?
His mom shot them all.
he’s racing against frankenstein to the death
Not who, what!
and how ?
but why
And where?
And why?!
The questions keep coming!
Who, When & How?
FIRST
Unmask!
FAIL
Flunk.
He’s failing for the semester…
i would come with ten masks.
One on top of the other. You would be a walking Russian Nesting Doll.
More like “One on top of your Mother”, eh Trebek?
Erm…. I forgot to switch my name…. O_o *writes FAIL on a post-it and stick’s on own forehead*
Can I come?
How do you have a “masquerade” without a “masque”??? I’m glad they are keeping our schools safe at the price of reason.
Also, no balls permitted at the ball.
What? Now I bought this shampoo for nothing.
HAHAHA!
That is a tragedy. You and your shampooed balls will always be welcome at my parties.
That’s what your mother said after I had sex with her last night.
You’re confusing Mookie with Alex Trebek.
8th!
Hmmmmm I wonder which school made this?
looks like my high school… who posted this?
Which bit? The gray wall or the Pink paper printing facilities? Cause im pretty sure in that case it looks like about 10,000 schools …. give or take
Unless of course you’re suggesting that your school is also having a maskless mask themed ball?
Wakefield Memorial High School…. so epic fail…
My High-school had the same thing, too…. a masquerade ball where no masks could be worn. I didn’t actually go.
I think it all comes down to a huge evil (and probably ingenius) plan of the VENOM organisation, trying to bring down MASK once and for all….
Wow! That brings me back!
Back to the future! Hop on Gaynorvader & Patrica! We are going to the year 3545003, March 28th!
*scowls as she watches Hairy hop on Patrica* I don’t approve.
Hop on my timercycle.. I’m not hopping on anything!
My bad … caffeine hasn’t hit my brain yet.
Carry on.
You coming with us?
Absolutely!
I’d be tempted to arrive with masks only covering the ahem! “important” areas and dare then to try and take them off me!
And by “important” areas you mean your face right?
Precisely.
Ok good! I’m glad I understood Gaynorvader correctly!
Nobody undestands our dear Gaynorvader for a 100%.. Great guy though.
Does anyone on here understand anyone else 100%? Jeez, I don’t even understand myself most times.
What?
What did she say?
Don’t ask me!
Too late.
It’s never too late…
I’ve been working at it several years, and I think I finally have a one hundred percent understanding of my left nostril.
Not wanting to confuse matters. But is that left as you face you, or left as you face forwards?
I’m not sure, All I know is it’s the one that doesn’t have the kobold living in it.
You mean Bogie-man?
*jazz hands*
That’s snot funny!
Stop picking on me.
You gonna mucus?
I’ll blow you away.
I nose you would. I always lose.
It’s nostril I came here that I saw a pun run.
You seem to have tissues with punruns
‘T’s’nout what you think it is.
You all are cute!
*sneezes*
Just button it Moomin. I’ll beat you one day! GAH *shakes fist*
*waves white hankie to surrender*
*feels like mucus I have a tissue and you have a hanky*
Phlegm heck Moomin! Put your whitey tighties away.
Knickers to you Jam!
*starts to cry*
*sniffsniffsniff*
Don’t stand for that! Boxer shorts!
Finally got your finger on the problem?
I noticed. From now on we shall name you:
Jam, 30% fruit and 70% incomprehensible.
Only 30% fruit? DrB will be disappointed!
Is the incomprehensible part organic?
If she frequents a certain eatery, it could be orgasmic!
Yes it is. That 70% is 100% naturally unfathomable.
Don’t worry. There’s extra riboflavin!
At least I’m healthy; I don’t need any pesticides.
I was there. When they tried to unmask me after Prince Prosperos death, they discovered that I was only my red mask – no flesh or bones…
Guess you’ll have to go back to haunting the Paris Opera now…
is face paint allowed? LOL
Face paint allowed, but not on your face.
That’s fine for me, i face-painted a face next to my face.
Yo dawg! We heard you liked faces, so we painted a face on your face so you could masquerade while you masquerade!
Xzibit?
Yup!
Are you sure?
Is that your final answer?
Nope, yours?
Oh, not at all
“If i ever got a tatoo id get a tatoo of my face, on my face just a little off to the side and stand outside 3d movie theaters just to freak people out” – unknown
Twenty Seventh?
No, Twenty Eighth.
Yes, March 28th. Will you be there?
Mask-layer?
Brick-layer?
Chick-slayer?
Hick mayor?
Slick-hair?
My school has a masquerade ball coming up!
You’re all invited!
There’s a catch:
Give me 150 dollars first.
A full Haxored. *proud*
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
I hate to see a good man’s mood go down the drain…
There’s a solution to that problem. Wait until the Moomin comes back, he’ll show it.
*holds up sign with “9″ on it*
Morning!
*bows with frozen grin on his face*
*golf clap*
Morning Gaynor! Good afternoon Arthur!
Morning Brewski! How do?
I think I overdid it last night. I’m nursing a hangover.
*grabs coffee cup only to find dried sludge at bottom*
Ugh. Must. Get. Coffee.
*secretly pours some cognac into Brewski’s coffee*
*tickletickletickle*
(See, WN?)
I wonder how Haxored feels about all this?
I asked him and he said: “I R 00B3R 1337 HAXXOR, N00B ROFLCOPTER!!!!!1!!!”
Well I don’t see anything sketchy about this at all…
*Hands over 150 USD*
I’m pretty sure Arthur only accepts Euros. He thinks America is all Tent Villiages and poor farmers. Oh and apperantly we blame everything that ever goes wrong on vampires. Us poor and ignorant Americans. (steps in pothole; whole road collapses)
Arthur is not the dickface asking for cash..
This is true…but just for the hell of it…*Gives Arthur 150 USD*
…
…
…fukken vampires…making the whole road collapse…
$150? Thanks, I’ll spend them on a beer. Yes, “a” beer.
*gives Arthur cheque for 0.002 cents*
Will this help you get another?
Arthur will you split that check with me please? I need a new gun.
If we split it, will each of us have $0.002?
No $0.001, obviously! Because you’re splitting it. ($0.002 = 0.002c)
Flowchart, please?
0.002 cents is 0.00002$.. if we split we both get 0.00001$..
Jam: 0.002c
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Arthur: $0.002 – Arthur $0.001
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Jam: 0.001c
Can we simply sum it up under “matter of opinion”?
Enough of the sums, mathematics is the blackest of dark arts.
*sums it up*
*files under “matter of opinion”*
Will that be all for now, Mr. Eld?
Yes, you may go home for today. Good work!
*steals wallet from Arthur, replaces it with CD of Bucks Fizz*
*flees with wallet to find Jam*
But…I have Arthur’s wallet!
*Holds up Arthur’s wallet given to me by czuhc*
Dun dun duuuuunnnnn!
Damn.
*pats pockets and produces CD*
I just stole my own wallet
I mean, Richard Nixon did.
Have fun with my chronically empty wallet!
Nope, czuhc put in five gold pieces! You can have your wallet back though, I don’t like to carry my money all in one place.
*offers Arthur wallet*
*snatches the wallet*
*peruses contents*
Hey Arthur, what’s the story on these pictures? Like this one… you’re naked, and… is that mustard all over you?
Oh sorry, that one’s mine.
I wish it was…
*cries*
It’s custard! Mmmmm…I mean uh…I dunno…
*sneaks back in*
There, there, Arthur.
Was it the nudity, the mustard, or simply the fact that Brewski has rifled through your wallet?
*will sum up and file Brewski under “matter of opinion,” if you wish*
*sniffs*
No, none of the above. It wasn’t mustard, that was the
problem. The word is “diarrhea”…
*sobs*
Diarrhea, here we go again!
Who no, I just missed the bow-wl!♫
Oh, GROSS!!
*quickly tosses wallet back to Arthur*
What? But you live in Germany, the beer there is a bargain!
In the USA, you can buy Sam Adams Utopias for the bargain-price of only $100 per bottle.
Okay SK, just for you:
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/03/25/us/20090326-TENTS_index.html
and
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7137552/
Wasn’t that difficult to find…
Me either.
*Hands over 150 turkish lira (That’s about 0.0040 USD)*
HAHAHAHA! LOL!
Hairy doing the FreeRice for everyone cause…*sniff* I am so proud of you.
I made over 12000 grains of rice already
OOH! FREE RICE! *OM NOM NOM NOM*
The rice is not for you chubs! It’s for the UN world food program!
*Hits Chaz on the head with a rather big rock*
OW!!! That was a big rock!!!
*pulls Chaz by the ear* Go sit in the corner till you think about what you have done.
Now i only have a small 7000 grains left.. poor kids
*hands wallet to Hairy*
Buy more rice! Feed the World!
I am working to replenish the supply Hairy. Don’t worry…
I do the Italian version too sometimes. It can be addicting.
I do it, too, but I only make 5 grains at a time. Just enough to give them a glimmer of hope.
How?!
How?! Are you talking to me of X-Phile?
This fail is super special awesome!
“Super special” might just possibly be the best phrase to put before ANYTHING.
Super special maybe.
Super special anything?
Precisely, Arthur!
Yeah! Super special HELL NO.
Super special comment.
Super special tea!
Super specialty tea!
Super “special-tea” tea!
Super-special specialty super tea?
Super-special specialty tea of the super special “varie-tea”
Don’t tease me, bro’!!
super special (clickie)
*just wanted to feel super special for a second*
*feels swell again*
You’re super special any day!!!
*begins to tease foop* Tease! Tease!
Awww…thank you *squeeze* XD
*squeeze*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek …!!!
Runfor your lives!
Leila has a teaser!!!
And she’d not afraid to uuuu….
*collapses in giggles*
*shoves tiny space ^ twixt Run and for*
*runs for it*
*hides teaser for future use on FailBloggers*
Hey, Leila! Is that a teaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Wouldn’t that be a “cameltoeser”?
D’oh! You remembered.
*squeezes* Arthur
I did? … Err, yes. Haha.
Although a day late and several dollars short, you remembered I am ♀ ~ or not … o.O
Since nobody is going to I feel forced to:
PIXESL!!1! LOZL! FOTOSHAWWWPP!!! N44BZZ!1!!!one11!!!
NOOOOOOESSSS! YOUZCAN CLRLY C DAT THAR IZA SHADOWZ ON DAT 1 LOLZMWHAHA!
Hmmm…are you lost?
He is Xzibit-nised.
Yes. Yes I am. XD.
*has actually met Xzibit, along with other even better known musicians*
*is weirdly proud about that*
Xzibit is not that great as a musician.. And his TV program is also a weak try to make more money…
*is still weirdly proud about that*
I kicked Ryan Sheckler..
*is very f*cking proud about that*
Sorry, but… Who?
You don’t know that stupid show ‘life with ryan’?
Google, you will probably hate him at first feel.
Ryan Sheckler. Walks with a limp.
Pro skateboarder, I see… Did you beat him in a competition, Hairy, or literally kicked him?
He is a big cry-baby.. He cried at a skateboarding contest for being second…
Aaaand…? Did you kick him?
‘look into my eyes, my eyes, not around the eyes. look into my eyes… And you’re under!’
When I snap my fingers you will act normal.. never say ‘XD’ again and get an avatar…
*splapf*
Darn that’s not it…
*snap*
So.. Are you Xzibit-nised?
Hairy, is yours a real avatar or FB assigned?
I editted my FB assigned avatar, because I like the curly stuff
I like!
Thank you! I like the url in your name!
I’ve been wondering about that. And, me likes it as swell!
*walks in with a mask on* This is going to be a GREAT party. Hey everyone!!!! *waves*
GIMME THAT MASK! THE SIGN SAID NO MASKS! AND IT ALSO SAID NO WAVING! YOU’RE
GETTING KICKED YOUNG LADY!
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Hi! *squeeze*
Okay fine! You can have it. What’s with all the stupid rules?
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*squeeze*
Paint your face.
Yeah, someone will come over and say “No face paint either”. Too many rules … I have to break outta here!!!!
No breaking out!
Paint your wagon.
I’m not sure about the rules.. I think they where made when the flyer was printed..
*looks at LEILA, waves enthusiastically*
Hi LEILA! I’m wearing a mask too, look!
Hairy took my mask. How are you allowed to wear yours? *gets face close to monitor to look at GV’s mask*
Because I’m wearing it as a loincloth!
I myself am wearing the last end of a donkey suit. Who wants to be my front?
I wondered where my pantomime horse went.
I suspect GV got hungry and … well, you know the rest.
More importantly, where has Patrica gone?
He wouldn’t hurt her. He better not…
Sorry, it wasn’t me, Patrica ate the horse. She’s grounded for a week, I’ll pay for a new horse.
No more horsing around, then?
Patrica is grounded?! That means You, Patrica and me are not going to the future to day?
Well, if we go to the future when she’s not grounded, that’s okay.
Neat!
…and by grounded do you mean as MINCED meat? You brute!!!!!
She’s a moo cow … she doesn’t eat other animals!!!
Yeah, turns out it was just a phase, she eats all sorts of meat now. Except beef for some reason, she didn’t like that.
Nothing, I was just eating a pig and she took a bite and I haven’t been able to keep her away from the stuff since! Kids!
*flees room*
Was it something I said?
I once had some weird next-door neighbors who kept a sheep in their yard. In a suburban residential neighborhood. They also had a big dog. They put dog food out for the dog, but the sheep kept eating it. I guess it must have been a carnivorous sheep.
Of course, considering the fact that commercial farms grind up dead cows and feed them to other cows, I guess that’s nothing.
Hmmmm… grinded cows…
Mmmmm… grinded cows…
I had no idea cows grinned!
Oh wait, you said …
*nevermind*
*quietly lays head on desk*
No masks?? Oh, balls! I just freshmened up my most sophomoric mask…
*stuffs silly mask back into the mothballs*
*sigh* Maybe next year …
how bout face paint??? you could always paint a mask on your face
brrr, you make me shiver with your coolness.
How come no one else thought about face paint? No one!
I thought about it, but so often, my thoughts are masked. *sigh*
How come no one thought to put on the year? How do I know when to be there?
This isn’t a halloween mask, it’s my real face
..and what a cute face it is. *pinches Moomin’s cheeks*
Ooh… you could wear them as ear muffs.
You’re a bunch of horrid meanies stealing bodyparts to make ear muffs!
:p
I never knew you were so cheeky LEILA.
It was a bit of cheek alright.
Psst…*offers Moomin an ex-president mask*
[whispers] Here, wear this, noone will notice. Now, can you steal my money back from Arthur? [/whispers]
*hands over CD of Gina G painted to look like Arthur’s wallet*
There you go.
Nice work there Moomin. Wait… what’s this?
It’s Gina G masquerading as a wallet. No masks allowed!
That’s just a little bit naughty!
Wasn’t me, was Richard Nixon.
Let me guess, you’re not a crook?
No, but I do feel sheepish.
Someone get your goat?
Yeah, I think they were just kidding though. Not sure.
Probably just being a silly billy.
As long as they’re not gruff about it.
Generally I get led about like a lamb to the slaughter.
Maybe you need a little pygmy up.
clicky
Pygmy? Are you short-changing me?
There’s more to life than midgets.
GV – Are you suggesting we need goats to keep trolls at bay?
I’d never do that. You’d cut me down to size.
Yes, big ones. They’ll have to be baaaad to the bone!
*queue groans*
There’s a punny mix going on here.
I’m a bit woolly on the small details.
*wonders how jam could be her best and become 100% incomprehensible* Hmmm…
Me too, but I’ll just follow the puns like a sheep.
I think this punrun just did that.
It started with livestock, then got sidetracked to fairytales and midgets.
*is puzzled*
I just can’t ram the idea in. It’s a small price to pay for 100% incomprehensibility.
*steals pygmy cow*
*jumps down well to upsidedown land*
*trades pygmy cow for green bean*
*plants green bean*
*climbs greenbean to access cloud castle*
I’ll have you yet Zak!
HAHA… You win! *completely befuddled squeeze*
Sorry, am feeling very Dizzy today.
This is what my school would do!
this is a very disappointing poster
Me?
You have to be a little more specific. You can go ahead and name names.
I think (s)he meant the poster in the fail?
oops, yes the fail. someone deserves a slap here
*slaps someone*
Sorry, I was told you deserved it.
Me? Why?
If you honestly don’t know, it’s clearer than *ever* that you need that slap.
Come on GV! Of course I knew he/she meant the poster …
Yeah, but I knew you knew that and I was being obtuse!
(Not really, I just only realised afterwards when it was too late!)
*slaps GV* You silly pig eater!!!!
Where is WhoaNellie and the tequila when you need ‘em?
I have tequila, but no WN.
May I please have a margarita on the rocks w/salt on the rim?
Sorry i only have this case of tequila again. You’re welcome to some tequila though and i do have a little salt. No diamonds though.
I can handle the fact that you can’t make a margarita, but NO diamonds?
You should see a doctor about that case of tequila, gaynorvader. It might be contagious.
No phantoms allowed.
This was my senior prom theme. We were also not allowed to wear masks..
This looks like something my school would do… They’re so a**l about everything!
My senior prom did the exact same thing. “Masquerade ball! Buuut no masks…” dicks. Some of my friends even made masks before the banning announcment
So did no one else notice the fact that the tickets are only available after the dance is already over too?
nvm
Ugh, my school did the exact same thing last year. Our theme was something like “unmask the night” but no masks were allowed… I think it got canceled like 90% of our other dances…
Lmao. My school had the same theme for a dance and we couldn’t wear masks either. Fail.
Our school had the same thing, guess what, YUPP FAILED TOO!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD FOR OUR SEMIFORMAL AT MY SCHOOL, they are having a retarded ass maskerade ball and our school polocie is no masks alloud… but dont worry theyll be on the tables… as decorations
how is this a fail? a lot of schools have masquerade balls, but don’t allow masks to be worn for terrorist reasons…
Im to shy for this kind of thing, so im wearing a mask with a drawing of my face!
we have the exact same thing happening at our highschool right now, except its for prom…
sadly enough, this was the same theme and rules for my junior prom..
They had that my senior year in high school….they called it a masquerade, but they said not to wear masks. When inquired as to why they called it “Midnight Masquerade” the Principal (to set this up, I graduated from a performing arts school and the principal used to be a sports coach) replied, “What’s a masquerade?” EPIC FAIL!
our theme for prom was the same. it was Masquerade but we couldn’t wear masks. its the stupidest thing ever. *shakes head sadly*
wow the exact same thing happened at my graduation this year. it was masquerade and we werent allowed to wear masks
They did the same thing at my school and we couldn’t wear masks either.
funny, it’s a dance only masquerading as a ball?