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First!
FAIL!
CORRECT!
Prize!
Pickle surPrize?
Where’s the pickle?
Also a surprise…
*creepy voice*
thats the surpriiizeee
You’re just mad cause I got first
No, Ghoul is mad because you are a brainless troll.
I’m just messing ariund dude…settle down O.o
around*
Well, please don’t do it again. We here at the FB community don’t treat firsters lightly. This is your last chance.
lolwut? You’re looking a fails and being so serious? rofl..
Okay, that is it. You’re not in the position to make a mockery of us. We have a closely-knit, intelligent community here, and you’re not a member. So pipe down, or you will get an earful from the rest of us.
….looks like ill stop commenting…didn’t know laughing at random mistakes was SOOOOOO serious..wont do it again SIR!
*sigh*
This blog isn’t just about giggling at the fails. It’s a blog for talking as well, something you don’t seem to get. It’s not just you here, you know.
That’s right…and for a little while, I’m here as well…and right now, I’m thirsty for a laugh to distract me (there goes the neighborhood!).
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‘Morning all!
Morning Doc! How’s the weekend on your side of our planet?
Hiya! Peaks and troughs!
*peaks*
PENIS
Will is talking, he has been talking to you for the whole
first part of the comments section.
Know what, this is why brainless and stupid teens like you shouldn’t comment, because you simply do NOT understand.
Don’t (verb that shows negativity towards something) say (in this case, the act of pressing the Add comment button right after you have written something in the little box just above it) “FIRST!” (what is written in that little box, which is irritating, stupid and also shows that one has either no life or is too shallow to understand that he has no life).
Kapeesh?
yeah that pretty much sums it up. BUT i am however afraid the trolls don’t understand what you’re saying…
btw it’s kapiche(one of these letters has a little thingy over them)
No, it’s Italian. “capisce” or “capice” or “capisci”.
Wow. Will the Loser really does love himself, huh?
This is our quiet little beach community here.
lulz dorel iz sush a stupid name!!!!!!!!111
I would speak for yourself if I were you.
You understood what it was saying?!?
I had to use a gibberish to english translator, of course.
I hope you put that translator in the right place.
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The ear is for the babelfish only! The gibberish translator goes elsewhere
Oh dear, I put mine in my ear. I hope my english isn’t affected by th-LOLOLOL!!!!!111ZOMGWTFFIRSTFOTOSHOP!?!?111
*explodes*
lulz JEMODER iz sush a stupider name!!!!!!!!111 i fiil zo growen up when i rite like thiz
Call an ambulance! Jean collapsed on his/her keyboard!
I’m no medico Arthur, but I’m pretty sure checking gender like that isn’t recognized as first aid!
It’s a normal medical procedure. Blood group, allergies, gender… Business as usual. Even though the last part can be enjoyable, I admit.
lulz means peins in dutch
*peins to *penis
*peins is *penis sorry
Je moeder is een geniale naam
Think so? I disagree.
be more elite?
So intelligent, you can look at pictures and say “HAHHAHA FAIIILLLL” and type “FAIL” on pictures.
First Penis!
Your mother was the ‘first’ to suck my dick
Vice – President Joe Biden made a similar gaffe on US TV.
Clickie.
That’s not fair. He said “number” but then gave an URL. Morning! Or afternoon, rather.
Still, a gaffe is a gaffe!
Guten Tag, mein Freund! How is your weekend?
Nice, thank you. The weather sucks (more like autumn), but I’ll still go for a walk with my gf later. How’s yours? Much failblogging?
Oh, what a pity
We had quite alot of rain this week, but the weekend is very sunny. Unfortunately, I have quite a lot of homework.
Sunny? In Britain?
*universe collapses*
When is your school semester over?
Wow, that’s the first time the universe has collapsed without me!
Yes, it is very sunny here. Everyone is wearing tshirts.
I think it ends in June.
Busy this weekend?
A bit. I have to do some work, but I’ll finish in an hour or so. Thereafter I will just enjoy the free time and relax.
I’m half Japanese, half British, and I live in London. Does that answer your question?
Are you proud about winning WW2 or do you hate the fact that your people lost the war?
)
(Just kidding!
It’s quite complicated. My Japanese side curses the US on the day the war ended, while my British side starts to hum the Star Spangled Banner. Very noisy, and the neighbours complain.
That sounds like the war isn’t over – not in your head, at least. You have to find a inner peace! Or truce.
*n
The wars over?! So THAT’s why people give me funny looks when I start shouting “Japan will not be beaten!”
*snickers*
Well, I see the three musketeers are in fine form today (BFF, Arthur, Dr. B). Good morning, gentlemen!
If by that you mean Musk Rat Ears, I agree!
Heya Judy!
I thought she meant Muskrat Rears…
Musk Eaters?
We’re actually losing track of how many gaffes he’s made. He’s like a gaffe factory, only without the child laborers making $1.00/hr. Damned union labor!
?
Is that a question? Okay, then…
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So…you’re either in Georgia, or that’s an acronym for ‘more wood’?
It’s a question, and the answer is 42.
Or “beer”. I keep confusing the two.
*tastes Corona*
Cakey!
Careful, I baked the bottle in there.
NOT FIRST!
You must be an acquaintance of Capt. Obvious.
Why yes, yes I am. And I’m sure you have met Colonel No-Life.
hello
Hi, hihi. Welcome. Are you well?
That website exist.
Oh my phone.
type it in, I’ve seen it, I’ve had it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam, unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start, format it,
*taze*
*twitches on the floor*
Whhhhy, Aaaarthur?
*blacks out*
Seemed a bit random. And you did it before. I would NEVER do that!
*grabs random ankles*
But, it’s a Daft Punk song! “Technologic”!
Oh, didn’t know.
*untazes*
*sigh*
Although I appreciate your appreciation of BondFan, I have to correct you. Moron. You. Someone. I’m not sure about the “unworthy of taze”-part.
I love daft punk. That was awesome, now I got to ask, how did you get the lyrics, did you steal it off the internet or did you listen to the song and write it down. (I know of ways to get the lyrics, just want to see if you have some sort of super ear and memory).
I just copied and pasted it off the first website I found. Oh no, I shouldn’t have said that. Now the FBI will be on to me! I must hi-
*FBI cuts Internet connection*
*Patches bondfan’s connection.*
We can’t let censorship win.
Is there an echo in here? It’s like déja vu all over again.
Is there an echo in here? It’s like déja vu all over again.
Did Joe Biden proof this??
of course
19th! I think.
Nick
Er, no.
hhaha, nick, rocks.
…but Jagger stones.
UM PENIS
Dear Failblog,
I want to subscribe to your newsletter.
Ok. Call 1-800-newsletter.
Or send us an email at 38 Interwebs Lane, Google Square, Silicon Valley, California, US.
Dear Sir,
Pray, how do I call a number?
Via telegram, of course.
What is this new-fangled geletram? You whippersnappers are too spoilt! Back in my day, we had to go to the damn place ourselves! On foot!
*waves walking stick*
On foot! Spoiled little sucker! I had to walk on stumps which were still wrapped in barbwire. And I was among the lucky few who didn’t have to crawl for 20 miles just to get water.
Stumps! I’ve never ‘eard of such luxury! We had to walk on our blistered, burnt hands that had thorns in them just to take a memo to someone! As for getting water, we had to survive on our own tears for a week before the rain came! And that was only 2mm!
We couldn’t afford to cry for a decade – we would have died because of dehydration and exhaustion. But we still considered every day that passed without a lightining striking us as a gift!
You had lightining?! We had to delve around in the dark to search for even a morsel to nibble on! And a fire was too strength consuming to start, and we had eaten all the matches bought on a month’s wages for fibre!
W were wishing for darkness to hide our war and famine torn faces. We would have considered that a great day! By the way: Eaten? I have never heard that word…
HA! You guys crack me up!
“HEER Number Number Number Number, HEER NUMBER!”
*whistle*
“HERR BOY, Come On NUMBER!”*scampers up to Boggy*
*wags tail*
*begs*
GOODS 4 !*pats 4 on it's lil pointy head*
FETCHES 4 !*throws a 1*
“pointy head”???
*bites boggy on the big toe*
*saunters away to find friendly folk*
Morning to all of ya.
*waves*
‘Morning Cloud. Can you please tell me there’s a silver lining?
There is a silver lining. We think it might be made of tinfoil, though. Good morning, good evening and good night. Worked last night, boss was late, breakfast rush was insane. Must….sleep….
*covers anniebunny with blanket*
*tucks teddy bear under her arm*
*starts to sing “Rock a bye baby”*
*scootches under blanket*
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No, no…keep signing BFF.
…and singing too! ♪
*sits protectively on the floor next to Anniebunny as she sleeps*
*watches Sponge Bob with sound off*
*giggles into a sofa cushion as Squidward has a big fit*
your penis has a silver lining
gold.
fail blog always reminds me of andrew milligan
ha.
when i read the fail bit it’s like his voice.
how creepy.
That might be the IP! LOL
Yep, because IP addresses are soooo funny. LMFAO. Seriously
IP’s look like 208.77.188.166 not 866-680-3059
(btw, websites don’t have an IP address, the computer accessing them does)
Technically speaking, if I access a website, both ends of the connection have an IP address.
{geek mode off}
i was just kidding rotfl
i know how a ip looks like
*holds up a sparking rack of electronics ripped from server farm floor*
`
dis one? Dis am a IP? HUH?whys eberbodies running fum BOGGY?
*huge explosion as farmhouse roof blown off*
*firefighters rush to scene*
Ooooh! Fire! Pretty!
*pokes marshmallows on a stick for Judy*
*pokes bogmallows on a stick for BondFan*
FUN! BOGGY Makes S’mores fore my Frinds!*wanders into flames waving sticks*
GETS doze Graham Cackers reddy!..and we are live at the scene of the accident, where firefighters are struggling to contatin the flames of what experts say some Internet wires Boggy fiddled with.
…. the fire has been contatined! I repeat CONTATINED!
Please now, go about your normal daily business and ignore that flaming Monster and we will have the INTERTUBES working in just a FEW WEEKS!
*blows at flames on marshmallows and bogmallows*
Ahhhh! What MONSTER
WHERE 
Boggy fiddled while home(page) burned.
fail
Here, on Failblog? I’m gobsmacked.
Your a penis actually
That fail kinda sucked
That’s your opinion, though it is none of my business.
Your penis is none of my business
Whatever
C-Comm Net? Or is it comm.net?
But yeah, I kinda get what you mean. But opinions are opinions, including yours so yeah, none of my business.
Opt 1. Tap on front door.
Opt 2. Tap on back door.
Opt 3. Safety.
Opt 4. 866-680-3059.
Opt 5. ???
Opt 6. PROFIT!!!!!!
Can you explain the potato part again?
Such an underpants gnomes reference!!
WIN!
It’s not much of a fail when people off-camera are holding the bottom of the sign such that the URL is hidden. I call a fail fail.
Sorry, but no one is off camera holding the sign up. You are correct that the sign is folded up, but the company building the apartment complex is the one who did it, and it’s secured to the fence with the sign folded up. There are two of them on the fence, and both are like this. So fail on you!
I should phone failblog.org to complain about this!
I called them already, but the website is busy.
I getted a 404 Error eber times!*sets down smoking server rack labeled "FAILBLOG.ORG"*
*pokes at it*
*screams*
FAILBLOG! you OKAYS?Now look what you’ve done, Boggy! All our comments are going to q3feq3rf wefcefdegpgfkigw0fepodkps
V77Qw0Kepo!2!!2!!
*RUNS & HIDES*
Why is this funny? Now renting?
OK, I got it now, duh.
WIN? the IP adress is slightly wrong though
im gonna do it right now! wait, what do you mean “this is not a valid url”? YOU BASTARDS!!!
Anyone seen cuddles? He should be about ready to depart. Hope he stops by before he leaves!
Hi everyone, not sure where to put this since I’m new here, but I swear on the Holy Hand Grenade never to say “First!”
Monty Python reference… check.
Swearing not to say the F word… check.
Polite and friendly… check.
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Welcome!
Oh, and you didn’t have to dress up all fancy for the swearing ceremony.
Was the tutu too much? Or was the tootoo tu much?
YESExtra credit for good grammar and spellilng.
Welcome, X. Make yourself comfortable. Tea and cookies are on the sideboard.
The tutu was fine. It was the huge golden ribbon you wrapped all around you, and the little girls with baskets full of flower pebbles that were a little over the top.
I’ll give the little girls crumpled newspaper next time.
Does that mean I’m not welcome? I didn’t brush up on the MP yet?
*cries*
That last bit wasn’t a question really. *sigh*
*squeezes jam*
Hello, m’lady! How’s your sunday?
By the way, I saw a cartoon on MP’s expenses in the paper. It showed a man talking to another man, and the caption read “Hello, I’m your local MP and I’ve come to sneer at your ghastly little home.”
*squeeze*
Not bad. Just about to leg it outta here.
Yours?
I’ll say you’re welcome if no one else will, but you have to say “thank you” first.
You said the F word!
Tut tut! hehe
*prostrates self and begs forgiveness*
*peels a large King Edward and fetches the Baconlube*
Don’t worry, jam, I’ve never seen an episode, and they still accept me.
Phew!
I’ve seen a few and the films too but I’ll be damned if I can remember anything other than an obvious Grail ref.
*squeeze*
*takes a note*
And now for something completely different…
Delicious, thank you. I’ll double check everything I post if I get cookies.
That’s our motto – “anything for a cookie”!
it would appear that Joe Biden’s concept of a website nimber has caught on.
I feel sorry for those poor sods, having been fobbed off by their IT guy with a phone number. Hope they didn’t pay him the earth for that.
This picture is fake. You can tell the bottom is photoshop’d to take the website out. There is no holes on the bottom of the sign to show it being held to the fence. This is a bullshit Fail!
Your penis is bullshit fail
Not that you’d believe me, but I’m the one who took the picture. And no, it’s not a fake, and no one is off camera holding the sign up, like someone claimed above. However, the sign is folded up. There are two of them on the fence outside a new apartment complex that is being built, and both of them have been folded up (by the company) and secured to the fence that way. No photoshopping or help from friends!
Haha! First fail I’ve laughed at in a while.
I laughed at your penis
FOR CHRISSAKE WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
oh dear the downy used caps
WIN! The sign is obviously for people with dial-up connections.
Must be one of them new fangled IPv6 addresses.
What website?
My phone number is 123 Fake Street, I’m My Own Grand, PA.
That is a wonderful website. I’d visit that website…if i had a web. And a webphone…o.o and spiderman…
AHAHAHAHahahahaha…yeah, i made myself giggle. Has anyone seen my taco?
This is a fail because FB left the whole phone number, so you could call them and find out their Website… unless they’re in Oregon, which cannot be dialed from outside Oregon.
Did I get that right?
LAST!
thats IPv6 address
FISH
Just remembered me of the times when people dialed a number to access an FTP server. Finally baaaaack!
LAST!!!
Why did this one end up with a 503 error: service unavailable?
Is that particular contact number closed from clients?
(A pun of the hidden part)
…Oops, comment fail! Wrong page!
is that a combination of fail and stupidity? yes. yes it is. it could also go by banner fail or information fail (information fail because the information was a phone #, obviously. if you didn’t get that… T.T) ya know, maybe i could prank call that # >:)
So somebody came up with this sign, another person ordered and bought it, a third person at some company took the order and sent it off, a fourth and perhaps a fifth person had to actually make the sign. Yet out of the five or possibly more people who created this douchebaggery, not one of them took the time to proofread. Education is your friend, children.
Its clearly seems its been folded
lmao
LOL
It’s not even an IP address
I bet someone’s gonna type that into their address bar like 7 times and freak out because it won’t work. I’m thinking something like the angry German kid.
AAAAHHhhhh I get it! Silly sign people, websites aren’t phone numbers!
ok everyones gettin to serious about the first thing. who cares let him do what he wants. free country man. its only irritating if u make a big deal out of it.