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Wow you’re so cool!
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Don’t feed the first-trolls
Don’t feed the reaper!
You misspelled feel.
O_O
503-380-7992
I ain’t callin her.
this is a cell phone in portland oregon, that has t-mobile service, located at lattitude 45.5800 and longitude -122.7500
This is a repeat, new submitter.
don’t feel the reaper???
It’s more fun than fear.
Definetley.
You definitely misspelled definately.
Sorry my typing is horrible.
*facepalm*
Oh you think that’s bad? See below!
Jam…Jam what’s happened to our Failblog. It…it FAILS so much today!!!
There certainly is a different breed of commenters here today.
They’re too young to breed. I hope they all become best friends soon.
*POUNCE!!!*
I’m sooooooo glad to see you! The blog was a scary place a bit earlier.
*SMOOCH!*
I’m always glad to see you. I haven’t peeked at the previous fail, yet.
Hee…! I never did get around to reading it.
You also DEFINITELY misspelled it.
You definitely didn’t recognize a FailBlog meme.
He defiantly and completely ignored it!
I would be behaving defectively if I didn’t give you a…
*SMOOOCH*
*delightedly grins!*
So did you, it’s “definitely”
The photography company misspelled ‘ninjas’ Fail
*facepalm and double headdesk*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots Wolf and buries him in a shallow grave then digs him up and shoots him again and throws him out to sea*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
“NINJAS”???????????????
Die.
I had a photographer friend from NYC. He went to dinner with friends, but was late. He explained he had to shoot 5 people. Someone overheard and called the police.
true story?
Yes
Of course, everything on the internet is true, specially when who wrote it tells you so.
His name is Herb Cohen. And it is a true story.
I was standing in line with a friend somewhere when I suddenly said to her, “You know…I think I’m going to have to kill Jack.” She whipped her head around to look at me and said, “Oh nooooo…! I LOVE Jack! Please don’t kill him!” To which I replied, “No…no…it just came to me. I have to kill Jack, and then everything else will fall into place.”
Then I saw how the two women behind us in line were looking at us and had to explain that I was a writer “Jack” was a character in one of my books. To this day I’m not sure whether or not they believed me.
That comment resulted in me having to wipe chocolate shake off the keyboard.
Hey… at least it’s better then dried candle wax.
I don’t even want to know why you would be doing a spit-take with candle wax.
Maybe if I was exremely bored.
Or beer, I cant even tell you which keys dont work anymore because of edward 4O hands……
Or worse, cried dandle wax!
Neener likes story!
Was that your Tarzan or Frankenstein impersonation?
Hmm…sounds more like Boggy to me…
who or indeed… what is boggy
Boggy.
Hey Dragon! Nice talk about genius, creativity and writing, etc on TED.com
Of course you probably have seen this before. *sigh*
clickie.
Boggy has a talk on TED now? That site has really gone downhill.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Is there an echo here? It’s like déja vu all over again.
It’s such a problem that some people take great steps to not call it a shoot. I’ve heard of a filmmaker from Netherlands that was coming to the US to do a film shoot the trial episode of a TV series (pilot). He told Customs that he was here on business “to shoot a pilot”.
I’m surprised that they didn’t blank out part of the URL in the picture, the full phone number can be found at that web site.
exactly, which is why this photo should be reposted together with a screenshot of the phone number on the website and labelled “Censor FAIL” =]
hehe, first thing that came into my head when i saw it
the website design is also kinda fail 
Wow you’re so cool!
You shouldn’t do that. It just encourages them.
Definitely. The last thing we want is “them” getting any attention.
I could shoot them. Though I doubt the negative will turn out.
2nd
Fail
You’re 4th
Will she shoot your best friend after you neuter him?
I doubt he would still be my best friend. Or did you mean my dog?
With the economy in tatters, many people will do anything for money.
Sad but true.
I guess the SUV’s for body hauling?
Hey, at least she’s honest about her work.
♪ She works hard for her money…
You do know that song was written in a public bathroom, right?
Was that senator in there again?
The rhythm of the song is from the beat of the foot tapping.
No really… hang on.
Clikie coming in a sec…
Okay, I lied. there is no clickie. But here’s the story.
At a posh hotel, Donna Summer was washing her hands in the ladies room. She mused to herself that the washroom attendant there had to work awfully hard for her money. It suddenly hit Summer that she had a song title. So she rushed into a stall and wrote lyrics for it.
http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=4402
Thanks.
I didn’t try to validate the story. Songfacts could be perpetuating a false rumo(u)r. I did notice that Wikipedia once referenced the bathroom account, but it has since been removed.
Use Pentax Optio M60 and you’ll always be ready for a shit….or shot….cause you shoot people….and pets
Are you going to take pictures of people and pets taking shits?
And I’m going to call the police now.
But Nina shot him!(see thread below)
This fail is a hit!
*hits fail*
That certainly left a mark.
You’ve assassinated this thread.
I shot the thread…
But I not shoot the deputy…
What about the sherrif?
I threw him out the WINdow.
And then Nina shot him.
Attention: Keep Gabbingirl away from the fruitcake!
Mmm… Fruitcake.
Care to step into my chamber?
I’ll bite the bullet and go.
I trust the trajectory is appropriate?
The triggernometry of it right.
*inserts seems before anyone notices*
I saw(ed-off shotgun) that!!
*gives seams some attention*
Have you ever noticed that our pun runs are fully loaded?
They’re certainly a barrel of laughs.
Where IS everybody? The scope of this pun-run could use some more players!
I’m trying to think for something, but I always aim too low.
‘Twas brief, this one…but on target all the same
You sure are a pistol!
*Takes a snapshot for money*
You just have to hammer away at it, and the puns will come out.
3. SAFETY!
Hello AA and Dragon, you two are a sight for sore eyes.
1. Failing.
2. I think I have to go to the bathroom.
2 and 1/2. Never mind, I just needed to fart.
2 and 3/4. GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!
3. Safety.
3.14. I LIKE PIE!!!
4. S-s-s-s-A-a-a-a-F-f-f-f-E-e-e-T-t-t-Y-y-y Safety. Dance!
4.5. We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well there no friends of mine.
*boots wannabe out of pun-run*
We expect a higher caliber of posting here.
*rimfire shot*
I suppose I could make a comment about dumdums, but that would just be too mean.
You’d just get a blank look.
Silencer, please?
Maybe we should just go read a magazine instead…
And clip some coupons out…
Why did they blank out the phone number again?
Sorry, didn’t see prior use of pun.
Please, don’t go ballistic.
*shoots himself*
*recoils*
Don’t do it Aja! You’re Beretta than that.
Maybe if you play the Glockenspiel he’ll calm down a little…
I Colt play a little piano for him if I was feeling magnumimous.
Winchester will we run out of puns?
*rifles through pun-files*
Wait…! Wait…I’m sure I can find another one!
Nowadays we seem to be wesson our time with punruns. Random commenters run into them all the time.
Uzi a problem with that?
Shooting myself failed. I was wearing a full metal jacket.
Oh…folks are going to go ballistic when they see this…
That’s a loaded comment…
*SQUEEEZE!* That drew a laugh, to be sure
(off for now)
*squeeze!*
You’re always just a little bit off, DrB.
:p
This may seem a bit off, being so late at night and all, but. . .
*squeeze*
*Barrels into punrun*
SQUEEZE!
*Bolts away*
*draws a sight on Moomin*
squeeze!
*holsters urge for more*
Ooops! My pun seems to have moved down range a bit.
It should have been a reply to The Moomin’s wesson comment.
*Bukkits*
I thought it was straight on target.
*SQUEEZE*
You’ve killed Jack, now this rabbit is one cross hare.
Oh, shoot! I always liked Jack!
Aim for better, Judy. Jack needed his muzzle loaded and it’s good
that he was silenced, I’d gauge.
Jack had too sharp a tongue and cheesed people off. He also didn’t age well. More than one person wanted to put some holes in him.
Yeah…he broke the mold.
In fact, Judy, I’ve thought about this some more. If you’re ready to aim higher, I think you will find fire>/b>. You may recoil later though.
Try again.
In fact, Judy, I’ve thought about this some more. If you’re ready to aim higher, I think you will find fire. You may recoil later though.
We’re making cheese with the smoking gun. The thread Gruyère not keeping up.
Uh….Neener? You’re fired.
Judy!
*squeeze*
You know I’m very fond(ue) of you, right?
Of course, Dragon! And I’ve always thought you quite the [cheez] Whiz yourself!
(Sorry, I was a little slow noticing the gun puns melting into the cheese puns!)
Cheese and crackers Dragon! You are sharp!
These edamn pun runs change gears so fast. It’s hard to keep up.
That was very gouda you to say, Marius.
*squeeze*
I like to show a-brie-ciation when it is due.
*squeeze*
The thread was certainly ripe for it!
Too many… cheese puns… I camembert it!
*Covers thread with cheesecloth*
I hope it’s not a g-rind coming up with new puns.
I think it’s going cheddar than the gun puns.
If you use your head no one will get your goat.
I can’t believe all this cheddar.
Havarti-ese pun-runs made you grumpy?
Naw, they’re grate!
You’re just stringing me along.
Never, I wouldn’t want to make you bleu.
I gouda get out of this place,
If it’s the last thing I ever do…
And the sooner, the feta!
That’s not Gouda Neufchâtel unique puns in a pun-run.
Well of all the Herve. Makes me want to Greve.
I have a queso: don’t cheese puns seem to happen more often than other pun runs?
Do you have stats on that? How curd we know?
I smell a distinct Python aroma.
Failblog FAIL…Block out the phone number but leave the website which shows the phone number……….
LOLOL!
taht site gon getz teh visitz olololo
*boots n00bcakes into ICHC*
And stay out!
They’ve got a game now so you can keep yourself entertained.
Failblog did not block out the number. Some one spray painted over it.
Yes, because there can’t possibly be a photoshop tool that does that. Impossible!
it’s area code 503 btw
My first thought exactly. Now, off to Ninasphotography.com…
dont shoot me!
DON’T SHOOT ME BRO!!!
saaay cheeeez *Bang Bang*
*ducks*
*geese*
*falcons*
*swans*
*emus*
*great awks*
*dodos*
*replaces w with u*
*dodos*
How aukward *embarrassed*
i dont know if i wanna continue this…. i can if toucan
If toucan, shirley I can.
the shirley bird gets the worm
And my cat gets the shirley bird…
That’s why I prefer to sleep in.
Why? It dumps the shirley bird in your bed.
i know a girlie called shirlie …. she could cum n eat at mine
Don’t call me Shirley!
Sorry…
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Maybe because it’s early here, but I didn’t get it.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Redundancy! IT BURNS!!!
A real dragon would not be burned.
OK, got it now. Thanks BFF.
It burns my delicate ears.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Is there an echo in here? It’s like déja vu all over again.
Shirley!
Oh, for the luck of good! Shirley, you jest quit all that monkeying around!
She will also shoot your choir.
she will also toot your lyre
She farts lyres? Awesome!
But do lyres fart? Enquiring minds want to know!
No since lyres are string instruments.
Seriously- I’ve never seen my viola fart before.
That’s something you don’t see everyday.
If you guys want to know what a viola is, clikie my name.
I named my viola “Voila”.
What cracks me up is that when you search viola on google it has theree hits on viola and all the rest are on voila.
*sigh* Three.
(clickie)
…I just really wanted to use that website.
oh yeah its cos she eats beans….. the musical fruit… oh you know the song…
is it just me or are the fails these days a bit less good than they were a few moths ago
*…. readies himself for a flamin*
What about the moths? Did a few moths fly by?
sowwy DG my typing skills are not quite secretarial
That was Mothra. Godzilla was after it again.
GO GODZILLA GO!!
*moths* not quite the same thing without the r
“morths”?
*snorkroffle*
Well done Judy! Gingerbater likes his r’s.
It looks like you’re drawn to a flamin’
The moth don’t care when he sees the flame.
lol i called them and i was going to say hi this is karpar and u daughter shoot my dog… (like that one prank call) except instead of kick my dog shoot my dog but nobody answered da phone
HEY!
Whoops! I ment to say “HEY! YOUR REFIRGERATOR’S RUNNING!
que??
May?
dragongirl you are an enigma wrapped inside a riddle furled into a conundrum
say may?
Slice at one-inch intervals. Place on ungreased baking sheet, sides touching. Bake for 40 minutes at 350 degees, or until golden brown.
…and then discard.
Conridma, any one?
[Dilly]
A orc mind?
Somehow…this fits you.
[/Dilly]
*snorkity*
I miss Dilly.
Is she off living the good life with her zorb?
One can only hope…
refirgirator….. now whos got typos
*takes out ‘typo to english’ translator*
I just realised this is a quote straight from Nina’s mouth!!! See? There’s quotation marks!!!
Isn’t that like an admission of guilt then?
I guess so.
Doesn’t seem to be sort of useless to block out the area code of the phone number when they still include the company website? Anonymity fail?
*failure to read the posts above fail*
oh nooooooo XD
Why was the area code blocked out but the website is still visible in the photo? That’s a fail in itself.
“double failure to read the posts above fail”
*smacks forehead* sighhhh
I shot the sheriff!
No, Nina did. Scroll up.
That was after I threw him out the WINdow.
Poor pets!!
Pets the poor
*gives monkey a couple of ** * Here, I think you need these.
mmm ******! My fave!
*pours the pets*
*pores over poured pets.*
Porous poured pets.
Great, now I have an image of Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons shrieking “Think of the children! Oh, won’t somebody think of the children?!”
too bad her photography sucks
She has to work in two jobs just to get bread.
Yeah, all of it is dead or dying people and pets with suspicious bullet wounds in them.
DG how did u put that pic by your name???
Go to gravatar.com and sign up for an account.
BTW, my avatar is the official logo of the Coliation to Save Chuckles and Stop the Madness, also known as the CSCSM.
done it wish i knew how do do you a smilie…. also i it removed the capitals from
my name … its just not as punchy anymore *weep*
*runs in and gouges the i out of that sentence, sneaks out*
Colons and parentheses help.
Googling CSCSM got me Counseling And Support Center For Single Mothers.
Oh the irony.
It sort of works out. I mean when a customer isn’t satisfied, they’ll tell at least 3 other people as much, right? Well, she solves that problem right away.
Why block out the area code when you can still see the website…? No really, why oh why!?
im not gonna fall for it you tricksy hobbit u
REPEATATRON, this DEFENITALY was not pointed out in the comment just above you.
Why, why, why, Delilah.
My, my, my, Delilah!
Nina’s email address: itzmeagain@gmail.com
Censorship FAIL. The email address is still on the window. Area code 503. Hrrmmm….
URL..whatever
damn… how do you add an image to your name anyone?
Go to gravatar.com for an avatar.
it’s cruel!:<
its gruel
It’s mule.
eww a stool
to a fool…
185th
nth.
So now ‘N’ is a number?
I didn’t get the memo.
Really? I got the memo about variables back in algebra class. No worries though, everyone forgets what they learn there.
… so they blurred out the area code, but left the website up, which probably has the phone number AND address of this place. Nice.
oh i give up
Is there an echo here? It’s like deja vu all over again.
So… if you go to her website you can find her phonenumber within 2 seconds… Why is it even censored if it’s that easy? Big fail to the publisher of the picture.
Is there an in echo here? It’s like deja vu all over again.
over again
I’ve gotta try a smily in the name.
Advertising win? Hey, it sticks in your head, does it not?
Brilliant P.R!
Yeah, I checked out her site. Her portraits aren’t much better than her slogan.
So does FailBlog fail themselves for obscuring the area code (pdx area, btw), but not the site itself?
And for the record, her website is straight out of GeoCities.
Guns don’t kill people, Nina does.
Well, I went on the website, and the person actually has good pics. BUT…. i found out its in Oregon, so non of yalls can prank call her (unless if u live in or close to Oregon)
You’ve never made a long distance phone call? Basic knowledge of telephones fail.
Eurovision finished a few minutes ago, and Norway won with some bloke playing a violin and signing to some fairy tale song. The UK came in fifth place (HURRAH!), their best result since 2002.
Wow…it DOES take talent to play the violin and use sign language at the same time! :p
*congratulates the UK, but YAY! for Scandinavia!*
For him, it was no fret.
At the end of his performance, people were resin to their feet to applaud.
*Bows*
*(for such a short and elegant double-entendre)*
My favourite slogan is
“if it stinks, we’ll shift it”
-Aquarod Listadrain
“If it’s a Moomin…we’ll squeeze it.”
*SQUEEZE!*
Thankyou. I needed that.
It really hurt when they moved me along and handed me their card
Thankyou. I needed that.
It really hurt when they moved me along and handed me their card
Is there an in echo here? It’s like deja vu all over again.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
*clutches sides laughing!*
Incorrect application of moomin may cause rifts in the space time continuum.
AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH…!!!!!
Do you need the tool box again?
What is the correct way to apply a moomin?
I think our Moomin applies himself.
Mine is from the Chicago Police Anti-Drugs Dept.:
“You huff, you puff and we’ll blow your door down”.
Hee!
FIRST OMG YESS MY LIFELONG DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!!!
Wow, your expectations in life must be pretty low then.
Now don’t tell him but he isn’t actually first, we might crush all his dreams and aspirations.
I don’t have a problem with that.
*crushes dreams and aspirations*
*puts out a cigarette butt on the debris*
*hands Judy an ashtray*
*watches in awe as this all takes place*
Judy, I never want to get on your bad side, that’s for sure.
Couldn’t happen, Emp!
*squeeze*
Thanks.
*squeeze*
A panacea-flavored cookie for you, sir. Enjoy.
been done before
Good for you!
HAR!!!!
I guess she specializes in still-life photos.
You could say, she is not a motion-capture expert.
Why did you erase the first few digits of the phone but leave the website? If you go to the website then you can get the phone anyway… Nina’s probably a little annoyed.
http://ninasphotography.com/contact.htm
…I live in oregon where she works
Nina is my sisters name
My dad collects guns..
Well get a rifle and shoot me to bits because this is freakin akward
Tell he she forgot the apostrophe on Nina’s.
Surely she didn’t forget an apostrophe in a URL, and say, I think you forgot this ‘r’.
thats a disquised hitman
he fact that you ca see her web page makes me think she will get a lot of email about this.
if photographers shoot people, then I want to be a photographer
Ha, ha, it says shoot. What a pun. Ha ha.
That’s actually a pretty well-known photographer joke.
Idiots can’t tell the difference between a goof and intentional wordplay.
This isn’t exactly a WIN – but sure as hell ain’t a FAIL.
Agreed. Also, if any contact information in this image gets censored (the area code, the “.com”, both of those, or none) then you’ll hear some stupid complaints about it. Like these:
“Why blur out the area code? It’s obviously on ninasphotography.com!”
“Why blur out the website? It’s obviously ninasphotography.com!”
“Why blur out both? It’s obviously ninasphotography.com and I can get the phone number there too!”
-or-
“Why didn’t you blur out all the contact information? Now everyone’s going to prank call Nina!”
So… failblog fail?
Censorship fail. You realize I can just go to ninasphotography.com and find the area code you blanked out, right?
Is it a fail that someone blocked out the area code for privacy but left the website up so any dillweed could find out where the business is?
WIN WIN WIN WIN!
Okay that’s retarded…I understand the slogan…haha but blotting out the area code and keeping the website…yeah you can get the number from the website…genius.
It’s amazing you noticed that!
Where are my comments and replies going? I’ve lost them!
Narnia is infiltrating the intarwebs these days.
just come along, ill be lying on the floor
Privacy Fail
You smudged the 3 numbers in the phone number but leave the web address. I know it’s because it says what the business is however, it doesn’t provide any anonymity.
It’s a fail because it says “trink” right?
Hi All,
I contacted the person who owns the business to tell them that their slogan is worded very poorly (what can I say I’m a considerate guy). And I just have to say the person must have a total lack of… well the response says it all…
On Sun, May 17, 2009 at 5:12 PM, Matthew F wrote:
Hello,
I thought I should point it out to you that your slogan “I shoot people and pets” can be easily read the wrong way. The sentence “I shoot people and pets”, could mean you take photos of people and pets, or you shoot people and pets with a gun.
On Mon, May 18, 2009 at 11:30 AM, Nina S wrote:
well, considering the slogan is directly under ninasphotography.com it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out
She clearly sticks to her guns.
Did she explain what rocket science is? ‘Cause rocket science is when scientists find out things about space… I think.
I think it’s beautiful, in an offbeat, I’m-really-not-trying-to-drum-up-business-after-all-cuz-I-only-need-the-tax-shelter sort of way.
Win? I think this was intentional…
Honesty win, definately
…my kinda photog!
Okay… So I know those people. XD
They they take the photos of dogs at agility trials.
They purposely made the quote that way. xD
definite win…..and a quick google to unblur the area code, if interested – 503, shes in portland oregon if you need to put a hit on any people or pets.
I wonder how many prank calls she’s gonna get….
Why did this one end up with a 503 error: service unavailable?
Is that particular contact number closed from clients?
(A pun of the hidden part)
I think the true fail is that the number is blurred out, yet if you go to that website you can see it
I shoot the sherrif, and the deputy, AND YOUR WEE DOGIE TOO!
lolz if anyone wants this # its 1-503-380-7992
At first, I thought it said “Ninja’s Photography.”
Me too haha
lolz… it’s crazy that they would cover up the area code, you can still tell it’s a green minivan
Huh. I actually know these people… I went to high school with Nina’s daughter!
And yet I survive…
But yeah… the pun’s most definitely intentional. It’s meant to make people do a double take. Guess it worked.
Well, that’s really funny then
Guess who else failed?
Whoever censored part of the phone number.
http://ninasphotography.com/contact.htm
Don’t Shoot me But shoot other people…………………and pets
I’ll have hot food takeaway