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God’s love is deeper than this snow.
Snow’s love is deeper than this god
God’s love is in your face.
♫There snow business like show business♫
I’ve never heard it called that before.
Well, it is sacred.
Well if god’s love was deeper then this snow I’d probably shit my pants.
god’s love would probably be deeper than the shit in your pants too!!
Although it would be a cruel stinky wet love…
Mind the drips, we wouldn’t want God to get irate.
You will have to pay for each one that can’t be found!
atleast God’s love isn’t yellow
mmh… second…at least
FLAME ON! hf
*facesnow*
omg²… his mother should be spade.
What did you expect? The poor kid grew up in a (s)hovel.
We should offer the kid a trowel to dry himself.
WOW!
*applauds*
How did he do that?
That’s pretty slick.
If i add an URL to my name i can’t comment…
Well i’ll just give you the link:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
So much fun with the ALICE-bot
I am seriously impressed. I wish I had half the internet knowledge some of you guys have.
Pssst… [whispers] View source [/whispers] *winks*
Saucy mare! :p
Ah, but what about actionscript?
You tube embed!
Lets try to curry this on Moomin.
It’d be rice if we could. But some people are having naan of these punruns.
Let them korma’round to our way of thinking.
We’ll manage that raita way am sure.
I’m waiting for them all to cumin join.
Someone is bound to bhaji in sooner or later.
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Here’s a pilau. May as well put this punrun to rest.
Chapati’t down a bit. It’s too fluffed.
I’m madras hell no-one else is joing in!
Should I bhaji them all a bit?
Damn! Game Moomin.
*sigh*
We could tikka opportunity to have a quiet meal together
*victory squeeze*
*defeated squeeze*
I’ll tikka this pujab has ended?
But my actionscript didn’t work…
I didn’t notice.
hehe
any more bad puns? just popadom down on a piece of paper and mail them to…
if you have a soft recipe book for dips is it called a paperback raita?
that is what i call funny
You know, second is first looser.
That’s not very PC! BTW – minus ‘o’.
h n, AE, lk what yu’ve dne t me.
That wasn’t me! PC has all the ‘ ’s!
*Frees ‘o’s from the PC, can’t locate the ‘O’s though*
Looser than his shoelaces are tied?
Even looser than your mom!
Moomin, you’re making that midget work too hard.
I tried to find God and got bored. So I hired in help.
He panicked out in the open air.
You were looking for God THERE? What a novel idea. Instead you found that poor, potatoe-y midget, I expect.
He makes the cutest little snow angels.
He just smells too much of bacon, dogs keep attacking him.
This is why I recommended the midget six-pack.
They kept pairing off and wearing raincoats to get in the cinema.
Never got any work done.
Raincoats? What happened to the aprons?
The midgets cried when they saw the models.
You took their blindfolds off??? You should know better!
Blinking ‘eck, I never thought.
I was short-sighted to do that.
Besides. What are your midgets doing playing with the Baconlube anyways.
Becaue you just can’t stop at one?
Pwned
He likes to eat snow! Oi!
“Daddy, let’s have a look how much snow fits into my mouth.”
I have such a perverted reply to this in my head. But I won’t make it.
At this point FishL should scream.
Arthur is wise. He keeps jokes about kiddieporn for himself.
Yes, he keeps them to himself. As he shags animals and smiles and waves at us.
*Snickers*
Hey Marius, I’ve tried many times to examine your avatar, but I still can’t figure out what the hell it is. Pray tell?
It looks like a red figure, rising from some wax, only to be skewered by a ladder and a steel girder to me!
It’s a novelty knife holder, known as a voodoo block I think?
It’s something we gave to my sister-in-law when she was divorcing her sicko of a husband. I use it for the Marius theme. Clicky.
HAHA!!! It always looked like an angel to me, I was oh so so wrong!!!
This makes me feel like buying of these things
Nice. Reminds me a little of this:
http://www.vudutuu.com/
Bahaha, I love it! I’d always wondered what your avi was too but was too afraid to ask.
Awww, you’re such a kewpie.
I love it!
Wow, that wasn’t at all what I thought it was! I thought it was some kind of hood ornament for a car! Although I would totally drive a car with that as the hood emblem.
Knives. And I have exactly these knives in my kitchen.
6-1! Hahahahahahaha!
54-74-90. HAH!
Not funny anymore
Just face it Moomin, we’re sh*t at football.
Sorry, Moomin!
(72-80-96. Especially 96!)
*does a Klinsmann*
I know. It’s funny
But you invented it! The whole world (except the US) is grateful!
*group squeeze*
Good morning everyone!
Ugh, I always forget to change my name.
Whee.. *cuddles Cuddles*
Morning Cuddles!
*squeeze*
Excited?
More than you can imagine! I have to run a bunch of errands and start getting everything ready this weekend.
*jumps on pile for group hug*
*dives in to squeeze cuddles, swims through thrashing limbs*
*SQUEEZE*
Good afternoon Moomin! Any word from Bod? I believe it’s been more than 3 months now! *squeeze*
*SQUEEZES Mr. Cuddles*
*squeeze* Morning Malicite!
Oh man! Less then a week! You have shamrock boxers ready to go?
I believe Bod shall re-appear in a month
15th June.
The opening night for his play is 3rd/4th June.
You all excited to get packed Cuddles?
No Malicite, no shamrock boxers (I don’t wear boxers, on boxer briefs), just a shirt that says ‘St. Patrick makes my liver hurt’. But I guess that’s close enough.
June 15th! I guess I can wait that much longer
I’m very excited to start packing. I’m actually going to start this weekend
How long are we going to be Cuddles deprived?
I leave May 21st and I’ll be back on FB on June 2nd.
His breath probably smells like snow.
It does!
The snow must smell like incest repellent.
Hahaha I hope not – for him.
or like dog pee…
O RLY?
Paris Orly? The airport? Why do you say that?
I prefer CDG.
Schiphol!
Cheap hole?
Sheeple?
Chipotle?
refreshing stuff
Aww. If that’s ever a fail, then it’s a cute fail.
It’s a very cute fail. Someday it will grow up and be a full size fail.
LMAO
I don’t think fluffy is into that practice. And it would be nicer to politely ask, not command.
Haha! I Love that!!
(The fact that he doesn’t interpret the abbreviation that way… I’m not into that kind of licking… Just thought I had to make that clear…)
Lunch meat angers Oscar.
Well, I think Oscar should work on managing his anger!
Well, as long as it doesn’t meet some looser and have PH0TOSH0OPED!1!1! children, that’s fine by me.
Once he is grown to a full size fail he can have his own little failures to carry on the legacy.
*peers cautiously around corner*
Is that leila?
You owe me a squeeze from yesterday.
*throws caution to the wind*
*squeeze!*
You were starting to freak us out yesterday.
Sorry. *squeeze* I think my brain shorted after all the turducken/panda stuffed w koala and baconlube talk. I am okay now.
*I think*
Leila, you powered a video in the Failblog Youtube section.
(Morning!)
‘morning Malicite. How are you this fine Friday morning?
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…and, what does that mean? I am sorry I don’t get it.
I have a headache and am grumpy from a lack of sleep.
Powered by is the little quotes they put on here at the end of a video.
It’s like the basketball fail one…some guy goes to dunk and the thing collapses like a horse.
Aww…Want some coffee or Advil or both? I don’t recall the last time I slept thru the night. I feel your pain brother.
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Can I see said video?
You have to pay the troll toll….
(I took some Advil and am drinking a Monster right now…)
I can’t access the video from work, but it is in the Youtube FailBlog channel.
*gives Malicite a shoulder rub to help ease his tension and get rid of his headache*
Monster is awesome! Green or yellow?
Ahhhhh thank you McFail! *feels better already*
Gaynor – Blue.
The sugar free one?!
*Offers LEILA a squealing calf*
Aw…Cute!!! Why is it squealing? What did you do to it???? *smacks GV with rolled newspaper on the head a few times*
Nothing, it just doesn’t like me because I’m a dragon and I slaughtered its mother to feed the wereLEILA yesterday!
*sobs*
Okay, next time I’ll get the whole family! That way there’s no wastage or pain felt by the orphaned calf. For now I’ll just adopt this one and name her Patrica.
Will you lent me your calf for a moment? I have an idea…
Don’t! Arthur should get his meat at the supermarket, where no animals where hurt.
I don’t think Arthur intends to eat that calf, Hairy.
I do! Afterwards.
Nooo! Not Patrica!
*hugs squealing calf*
*Starts to wonder how we can add saltpeter to AE’s food*
Arthur, is you last name really ‘Eld’? I always wonder.
*reads own name*
It appears to be so, yes. Why?
If Arthur wrote a book, and sofaking buys it, can we say that “sofaking read Art Eld”?
er, that didn’t work very well. Never mind.
Actually, Brewski, I think it did. Made me grin.
Nick-named. . .Cow-Patty!
MARIUS!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Actually her friends all call her cow pat, no idea why.
(normally spelled Patricia)
Patricia = (Pat-rish-a)
Patrica = (Pat-riss-a)
Clarica explains it all?
Oh sorry, don’t cry Moomin. I was merely pondering your point. I believe if spelled Patrica it would be pronounced Pa-tri-ka… I like Patricia better.
McFail!!! *Squeezes and gives her 4.0% wiseness*
*Extra Big SQUEEZE* Hiya – the 12.5% is just a reference to my now missing wisdom teeth
Ah, so you’re teeth where 12,5% of your wisdom? That’s not much! you must be very smart.
What??
Not so smart, eh?
You will do no such thing GV. Besides, I heard you were eating salads yesterday. Stick with it. It’s good for motility.
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Patricia is a cute name…
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DO NOT lend her to anyone who is into bestiality. Hand her over to me!
Since you are not going to eat her.. Does that mean you want the calf for yourself to things to her we don’t even want to hear about..
Hairy, what on earth are you talking about?
Sorry, I’m stoned.
You gotta be!
…and cut that sh*t out…we need lucidity here.
Ah, but what’s wrong with sh*t? and what is lucidity?
lucidity, simplicity, obesity, pity
What’s the difference?
What?! Who has been throwing rocks at our dear Hairy??
Not sure, they where camouflaged..
I don’t know … sh*t f’s up your brains? Lucidity means clarity i.e. I need you to be clear headed.
I did not eat salad, I was merely covered in it by Brewski!
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And I’m keeping Patrica! She’s my new daughter!
I had a plastic penguin called Patricia.
She sharpened pencils.
*moves Patrica away from Moomin nervously*
*gives Moomin a suspicious look*
It’s the absolute truth.
She stored paperclips in her bum.
And had an eraser for a beak.
That’s one awesome gadget you had there Moomin!
I see the reason of your fascination w/potato insertion now Moomin.
If is send you 120$ with my palpay account will you mail that
particular penguin to me? Signed with:
A gift from your beloved Moomin
If you allow her to be shagged then I will be forced to take you to court and gain custody of her.
Well, when she’s old enough I’ll have to allow her to make that choice for herself, but for now she’s far too young.
Well it sounds like she will not have a choice in the matter. Keep her safe and dont’ trust anyone.
Gaynorvader? can i borrow your calf?
Depends what you want her for.
Go for a nice walk at the beach.
Alright, but have her back by ten!
Sure will!
WHAT!!!?? GV, you are an unfit parent!!!! Hairy is not to be trusted.
Look LEILA, we can’t stop her from going out with her friends! You need to start trusting in her decisions. We’ve done a good job raising her, now we need to start letting the big bad world knock off the rough bits we’ve left behind. Hairy’s a good lad and if he does anything untoward, I’ll rip his *#&£ from his body and shove them down his neck, okay?
Cant’t agree more with that. ;P
Well at least it is not yellow snow…
Yeah I was about to say…
I was about to say: Mustache contest!
‘when I grow up I want to be in charge of British Rail’
I think he’s a little flakey.
He likes to play with crystals.
The hail, you say!
His aim is sleetly off.
Icicle’d the mower in a straight line.
It’s a face-off, if you get my drift.
And that crusty old guy does nothing to help.
Oh well, at least this kid will névé be eaten for the intelligence boost, that’s firn sure.
Been there, done that. So I feel justified to LOL…
Never been there, never done that, but I’m still laughing! At the both of you xD
At least he’s wearing a hat.
The hat is important, it makes it less of a failiure…mebbe…
That looks to be about a foot of snowfail, but the weatherman couldn’t tell us for certain because he had to leave. Er, he had to go…now.
What do a weatherman and a whore have in common?
They’re both concerned with how many inches, and how long it will last.
Well, give him an inch . . . and he’ll
2 ducks are sitting on the sidewalk one says: quack? Quack QUACK!!
Guess what the other one said.
STFU?
almost right! he said: F*ck off!
My workplace suffers from a severe non-linear waterfowl issue.
They simply don’t have their ducks in a row.
Tell them to f*ck off.
F∩ck a duck, naai een kraai.
The group made of group F intersecting group ck? You’ve gone Boolean on us?
Yes or no.
Good reference! What’s with the varying number of ‘o’s in your name?
Doh! Reply fail… I meant to reply to swells comment =/
I means that swell is happy to see you!
*throws a ‘t’ up there*
Meanst? Is that a word?
Yes! It is a rare breed of yak found in the Tibetan plateau.
And now I have no idea what my comment meanst. I mean meant.
The more you know…
The lesst you failst.
Do I detect a meanstreak?
You mean like a curmudgeonly filet?
O.o Apparently, I missed the ‘r’ … *please disregard* Hmmm…wait, I know! A cranky naked runner? *ducks behind whatever is available and prays for deliverance from own brain muddle overload*
Was not meant to be mean, sorry if it came across that way.
I hoonestly couldn’t say. It kind of happened on its oown.
Two is my standard limit.
Self-reproducing letters, eh? O_o Good thing then, that you restrain their population growth
Flying Snow Attack!
It’s not snow, it’s projectile vomit, after trying to drink a gallon of milk. Man kids these days.
Yeah, in my day we drank two gallons of milk and washed it down with a pint of guinness!
FACE!snow
Cheer up, Aja beat him in spades anyway.
How is patrica the calf doing?
Fine, I finally got her to stop squealing. Either she’s tired out or she’s getting used to me!
Don’t! Please!Or she has decided that you will never understand her anyway.
Maybe there is some strange gas floating around your workspace that makes you hallucinate.
If so I have to complain. These hallucinations look boringly like every day!
Oh, then I’ll skip my visit at your work and start cycling to atlantis directly.
It is tough being an only child. You have to play the older and the younger sibling. Yesterday he had himself in a head lock and wouldn’t let go until he said uncle.
LMAO!!!
lol XD
*wipes away laffy-tears*
(*hugs Marius* That’s just what I needed this morn’!)
*Hugs back*
That’s just what I needed today!
Aw…give the little kid a break! At least he is helping – that’s a win for me.
…and oh… GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON AND HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!!!
*puts fingers in ears*
*elbow squeezes LEILA*
WHY DID YOU PLUG MY EAR, JAM?
What??? You have a yam plug here? I can’t hear you I have jam in my ears!
*bangs the drum*
What’s this?
Oops.. sorry Arthur.
*pulls out*
Safety 3rd!
I didn’t say it was a bad thing. Quite helpful, actually. I was just wondering.
Having someone elses finger in your ear is quite helpful?
Please put a finger in my ear, just to test if it really is.
*puts in a thumb, pulls out a plum*
Wow, it sure is quite helpful!
*puts all his fingers in jam’s ears*
*giggles*
All that hair tickles.
What’s with all the weird cavity pluggins today? It must be the Friday Sillies.
Happy Friday!
Cavity plug-ins?
*runs and grabs his ET finger*
*no longer wants to phone home…*
What do you think you’re doing! Get that thang oudamaface!
Friday Sillies! aka Frillies…
And I am frilled to be here, I yam.
Shoops that comment to the comment of comments.
Too loud eh? Sorry, I am just excited it’s Friday.
*squeeze*
I’m confused is the fail the fact that heaving snow in his face makes him look like santa or that he has dug out a penis shaped hole.
Both!
WTF guys it’s just a child
This is the funniest science spoof you will have ever seen.
It was a good tv series.
My favourite was where they had a computer escape from a cage to show much more intelligent they were than people.
Yes. Classic stuff.
It’s a hoot, cbmm, thanks!
wtf does this have to do with the fail you troll
everything, use your 5 heads and figure it out.
*throws a cricket ball at eagle boy*
I ‹object›
2,5 hours left before it’s weekend, I think I’m gonna pass out.
You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!
If i die? will you tell Sam I hate her/him?
*passes out*
I’ll try, but I’ll have to find her f*rst.
Don’t! Please!
I wasn’t going to go actively looking, don’t worry. And if she does raise her head, I’ll try move her to a feeding pen like I did with the other trolls.
I’ll tell that little bitch
Evil Granny!
Thats actually kind of cute….
there is snow way that didn’t hurt…lol lol lol i kill me.
No. Allow me.
there is no way that didn’t hurt
Wee! My first formatting
Yellow snow?
Hope that works… hehe
Obviously not! *sigh*
OH SNOW!
*I thought you said, yell ‘oh snow’*
So I did.
i was bringing the fail into the sentence lol
I am not a feminist but this little bit gave a chuckle:
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay okay, it all makes sense now…
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?
Most of those words end in men?
No, I cut off the rest of it … Here it is and a couple of them DO NOT make sense at all. bukkit for whoever thought to write this.
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MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND …
When we have REAL trouble, it’s a
HISterectomy
I don’t get it; don’t most of those words end with a the male word?
Woman
Female
She
Madam
So wouldn’t it be fairer to say all women’s problems end with men, unless they get married then they start with men;
Mrs
yes… like Menstruation and Menopause?
I thought these two are actually bigger problems for men?
And neither could actually be said to be caused by men, unless you’re blaming your birth.
You just revealed your sex.
You can guess it now?
*prepares medal*
*waits expectantly for answer*
*cries at being shunned*
I had a whole long comment arguing this point, but it sounded really mean and menstrual, so I decided to be nice and say:
NO, ARTHUR, NO.
That’s the sound I was talking about!
*squeeze*
I like to blame that bitch Eve.
Fücking slüt! Who?
The whore who ate the apple, thus cursing all of women kind forever to painful childbirth and monthly agony.
In all fairness, the answer to the first one is probably yes, the second one is definitely no.
*squeeze*
Arthur, I try to never use such things as an excuse. Of course, I later can say things like “I gave birth to a 7 pound baby in less than an hour and I didn’t bitch about it, so what would you like me to do for your sniffly nose?
(in my experience men are SUCH bigger babies.)
I certainly am! But only when it comes to minor illness. A cold is horrible for me, but I had to discover last year that I’m pretty good at dealing with more serious stuff. Surprised me! Who is Eve?
look up there. she is the one who ate the apple in the garden of eden and convinced adam to do the same. That is the explanation the bible gives for (lack of a better term) woman problems.
Aaahh! Understood!
Oh, and my theory is, that women deal with minor stuff better than men because they are “sick” once a month. You are kinda used to that.
well, arthur, squeeze a 6 to 10 pound watermelon out your bum, then nothing will hurt quite as bad anymore. though, even before I had children, I had a very high tolerance for pain.
(I’m going to break for 5 minutes, then on to the next fail)
I use pineapples. Just sayin’.
ahh Arthur, you make me giggle.
True! I think it’s because the worry centers of their brains, which used to have a lot to worry about have to worry about something and so worry about stupid things. Usually they don’t actually want you to give them any attention though.
Gravity .vs. friction tested satisfactorily.
Mass acceleration vector correct.
Murphy’s law win.
That kid got owned.
Photoshopped!!!
hahahahaha… that iz katie!
you are not very nice to me larry.
That is the cutest picture!
Awww… The poor kid. D: Kids don’t know a lot better… Doesn’t necessarily need a “fail” tag. Just needs a,”Haha” tag.
wahahaha! that’s funny
thanks for sharing!
Summer
A Writers Den
The Brown Mestizo
kid fail…snow win
The snow is attacking him.
he has a shuvel!
I can dig it.
Perfect. Just… perfect.
what a dumb a-hole child
Cuteness win.
did he die?
I actually thought it was a little bearded Santa Clause shoveling. I was like “that’s creepy”
look at the pattern the snow was shoveled in in the background; DOUBLE FAIL
*nestles in for the squeeze*