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God’s love is deepest at 11.00am, apparently.
There’s snow joke here!
don’t eat the yellow snow.
The picture was first.
there’s snow joke! thats pretty good hahaha
The picture is a troll!
The grass is photoshopped. It’s all an anti-religous consipiracy.
A photoshopped troll!? :’(
Not photoshopped. It’s an atheist church.
The museum is not a lie?
This comment belongs in a museum!
I like it here. This place is funny.
And God loves you thiiiiiis deep.
Now this deep.
Now thiiiis deep.
Now this deep.
Now thiiiiiiiiis deep.
Yes! I do notice the pixels.
(not really)
LOZL! TAHT FAIL WURD IZ PHOTOSHOPZZ SO BADDD!!!11!!!one!!1!
Ok.
*shaves Hairy*
You asked for punishment.
You forgot to give him a bath first.
Would that be the bigger punishment?
He might melt.
or die
or both
Hairy must be a long lost cousin of the wicked witch of the west.
So what if it is a conspiracy? its still funny!
I agree, the grass comes over the sign’s base.
no, this is normal. It’s in Michigan. I drove by there this morning, actually.
Can you hold this for me, Recruit?
Recruit? Don’t speak to your sergeant like that boy!
Drop and give me 50!
Yesterday a teacher, today a drill sergeant…. I see the pattern.
I have a dominant side you never knew about.
Oh, O.k..
Dr8 isn’t counting….
*drops*
*does push ups*
*peeks under sergeant’s skirt*
Eyes forward!
RECOVER!
HYDRATE!
DROP!
and
Stop drop and roll
Plop top and bowl
Amem and Amen
I know where this is, it’s in Michigan’s UP There is SOOOO much snow up there, they must not have changed their sign in awhile. Seriously, it’s MAY and it’s still snowing here!
actually I drive by this sign every day and its in the lower peninsula
*sigh* this is the second time Ive seen my town on fail blog recently….apparently; the whole place fails
Church sucks
You misspelled ‘Vicar’?
And ‘potato’.
Were you an altar boy by chance?
(I’m so gonna burn in hell for that comment)
Well at least you’ll have plenty of company from all those priests.
wanna hang out down there?
hell, thats where the jews go
HAHAHAHA!!!
9:30 to 11:00 hey? Take a little time to back-up, I guess.
ease it in
Granny! Where ya been?
been a bit sick in the head this week
how are you guys? carrying the fail flag high i see
Granny, we know you’re sick in the head. That’s why we love you.
*squeeze*
Prezackly! Welcome back! Feeling better?
*squeeze*
*twitch*
A little better yes, thanks for the warm welcome!
*squeeze*
/:
Kinda awkward looking upside-down, right?
It’s a unibrow.
Slightly raised.
/:(
*tickles*
(Read “How to tickle a fish” before trying that, kids!)
Ahahaha!!! Stop!!! Iz tiklish!!!
|:( >:( |:/ ):| |:) |:( >:( |:/ ):| |:( >:( |:/ ):| >:P
The unibrow smiley convention is not amused
This made me giggle
He was deep enough then?
Vicariously.
In-tuber-dably.
O mai
There must be a deeper meaning to all this
The snow is underground?
It’s a competition between churches. The snow cometh! Put out the sign! FIRST!!!1111!!!!!1!
There’s writing in the snow, it must be a message from god!
Hang on, are you taking the piss?
He did.
sex piss :0
And more importantly: are you taking the piss deep enough?
Are you pissing deeper then god’s love?
Are you spreading the love?
♬ How deep is his love… ♬
♪ He’s in too deep ♪
♪In too deep, yeah…uh huh, cant touch the bottom♪
So basically God is very shallow?
There’s permafrost.
Though you may never see him, he’s always there.
It’s difficult to build on permafrost.
unless you have a permafrost-proof building
God loves you that much, Timmy!
Morning all,
*squeeze*
Morning.
^^ Morning!^
Yes yes good evening.
Morning, good to see you got your eye fixed!
reply fail…that was directed at hairy
Yeah I was like…What?
Ah, thanks. Well a few mcchicken vagina’s can fix everything.
Cheep p*ssy is easy to come by.
$2.99
You’ve been shopping in Detroit!
Hairy, they’re having a sale today. Buy one get one half off.
[s]Nice[/s]
Testing if that would work.. No..
this maybe?
Nope..
perhaps this?
AARGH
No pirates allowed.
HTML meltdown in 3…2…1…
No Pirates? *sobs*
Ninjas are perfectly acceptable.
Grr. Could have worked…
if you were a ninja
Pirates are of good use, why are you not allowing them?
They made a lot of trolls walk the plank.
*wants to say it but stops herself*
IT.
*says it*
No pirates?
*packs bags*
*leaves*
Stop him Arthur! Grab his ankles.
Ok ok pirates are now accepted.
It’s too late. You’ve scared him away.
*is jealous*
I want to grab an ankle too, sometime!
*grabs Arthur’s other ankle*
*Grrr*
I mean … MOOMIN’s ankle!
Nothing wrong with your ankle, Arthur…I just got carried way!! Hehe!
I leave and you make a move to stop Arthur leaving?
*offers Moomin promotion to pirate*
Are you trying to get me banished?
hmmm
*offers Moomin diplomatic immunity and promotion to pirate*
Well if you didn’t have a pegleg it’d be easier to grab you by the ankles.
EPIC FAIL!
Actually, there is NO FAIL. Am I the only person that gets that? The church implies that no matter how deep the snow is, God’s love is deeper. If there are zero feet of snow, God’s love is still deeper than that. People are dumb and this site should be called “signblog.org”
I don’t like that picture.
*rolls-eyes*
Seven or eleven!
Eleven!
Come on seven, baby!
s…
Ahaha a two sucks for you guys.
Two sucks for…uh, never mind.
Morning
*squeeze*
Did you fully recover from yesterday?
I don’t remember.
I guess not very much or not at all?
Not at all, it seems.
The snow angels have flown
I opened up the pearly drapes and found a potato
DrB, are you the vicar?
God Forbid!
He does that alot.
Kinda takes the fun outa things, aye?
Do them anyway, ask for forgiveness later. Done!
I believe in that!
I believe I can fly
Prove it.
It’s only a theory.
It’s all relative.
Whose relative?
*confused*
I hypothesize we’ll need some incesticide.
Aunt repellent?
Uncle Fester?
Court jester?
Twisted Sister?
I has no cool avatar
I fail
If you go to gravatar.com, you can link an avatar to your email address.
It’s magical.
*Pooooofffftttt*
And here we behold the new aestheticofdumb….
He’s just a silly billy.
*pops out with a rabbit in hand* heyyyyyyy
*shoops the rabbit and releases it*
HEY! That was my dinner!
You should buy your meat from the store where no animals where hurt!
I bought him from a pet store!
I apologize, why not take one of my mcchicken vagina’s?
only if it’s seasoned with baconlube
It’s your lucky day.
O_o
Bob Marley’s Love Is Deeper Than This Grass. Mun.
oi
My avatar isn’t on yet.
mine wasn’t either until now….interesante…
It took some minutes.
I changed it again, let’s wait.
Clear your cache.
Doch.
Doch?
*nods* Blue cartoon character? It’s on.
Oh, I can’t see it. :p
The magic words are: Clear your cache.
I see a black thing with text on it.
Told you to stop taking LSD!
Lube Secreting Drugs?
Lilly’s Secret Defecator?
Linear Sociopathic Dyslexia?
Light Saber Disfunction?
Lemon Slice Dehydrator?
Long Striking Ding?
Lethargic Stock Decline?
Lithe Sexy Dance?
Little slinky ding-a-ling
Little Swollen Dong?
Lincoln Shot Dead?
Lice Supply Dry?
Loise, Stewie Dual?
*in a bathroom*
Lisa Sucks Dick!
*roffles at Arthur*
Lost Several Digits.
Large Stupid Donkey
Limp Slim Dimsum
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Lesbian Sausage Dog
Literally littering lazy lady
Lacksadaisical Saveloy Ditty
Living Shooping Dragon.
Lint Singing Dinghy
Lacking Spider Drops
Loving Sperm Donor
Loathing smurf boner
Loves Sleezy Digs
Love So Deep
Lollipop Sucking Diet
Leila sings Dixie
It worked Arthur. Thanks.
Haha it looks funny.
Looks slightly psychopathic, I’d say…
Psychopathic?!
Leave me alone with my blue sweety!
*leaves SuperHero alone with hit blue sweety*
WIN
Superherrrherrro…. we know it’s you! sheesh
*facepalm*
Rookies…sheeeesh.
Pssshht jam! Don’t tell them, I’m working undercover.
Hmm.. don’t give up your day job.
I won’t. I hope.
Hey, superhero! How are you?
Could it be invisi-snow?
Might be. *squeeze*
Don’t squeeze the Charmin!
Just sometimes!
No squeezie?
By Gum!… you’re a Silly Billy!
I prefer squeegie
*wipes away tear, clears out*
*hands squeegie for sidhe’s tears* this will clear away those pesky tears
Tears are clear.
Squeezes are near
Squeeeeeeeeze the fun out of it.
*squeeze*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
So when did they start a church for moving large ships across land, and why did it need reformed once it was founded?
The large ships repented of their bad ways?
The Ice Stone has melted!
and been reinvented as Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Ahh Hell Yeah!
Now i finished.
last.
dang! too early again!
You didn’t think of England. Tsk!
Whenever I think of England the word “penalties” comes to my mind…
Whatever works for you Arthur. Should I go back to being dominant?
I thought you didn’t care for football?
It’s not my thing but I’ll kick the balls just for you.
*cringes*
No thanks. Apparently the term “fair play” doesn’t apply when a German says penalties to an English person…
.
.
.
.
.
PENALTIES!!!!!11!!!!!11!
*kicks the balls*
I scored!
*does the Crouch robot dance*
*crouches*
*accidenty on purpose stumbles into Arthur*
*falls on the floor clutching my knee*
WAAAAHHH!
*peeks to see if anybody bought it*
I’m always game for a bargain.
coughcoughcough5-1coughcough
Heeheeheeeheehee.
*squeeze*
Morning!
*squeeze*
Morning!
*squeezes the Moomin for good measure*
*measures Sidhe and squeezes good*
*adds an inch*
*squeeze!*
Afternoon *squeeze*
I can’t keep up with you guys today.
Moomin all right?
No nightmares about, er, safety?
safety first
*rugbytackles GCF for a rolling squeeze*
Woohoohoo! Welcome back!
Are you all better?
FB been trying to summon you with FAILS that were begging for your comments.
*catches breath*
All better, but depends on how you look at it
My aching knee told me that there would be snow, but God had a different plan
*cough*lastinoldWembleyfirstinnewWembley*cough*
Sorry, I was talking about the Dietmar-Hamann-Arena, of course.
*cough*1966*cough*
Go for it, list all the German wins
Heeheehee.
That would take too long…
*squeeze*
Don’t be premature; you can come back later.
*squeeeeze!*
Like Jesus!
*squeezes all round*
*squeezeydoo*
Dirty Hairy!
*offers a brand new shamwow*
thanks!
*keeps it for Sunday*
Dude, that was mine!
Don’t worry Hairy. He’ll save you a corner.
ok I’m done, you can have it back now.
Wha? Hey! i don’t remember eating corn!
*sprays*
Granny crapped corn but he don’t care.
merry ploppins and I don’t care
*in Swarzenegger voice*
I wear my scrotum as a show cap and I don’t care!
HAHAHA
I’ve got nothing!
HAHAHA
sorry was supposed to be shower cap but i don’t care
Blubb…I like blubbering.
Blubb…I like blubbering.
Blubb…I like blubbering.
.gnirebbulb ekil I…bbulB
.gnirebbulb ekil I…bbulB
.gnirebbulb ekil I…bbulB
speshl fishl
Yes Sir!
He’s doing a bad job of saving the world. He’s a bit backwards for a Superrrrrherrro!
That’s not true.
I’ve done my job for today!
Saved 3 planes befor crashing.
Saved 5000 people from a earthquake.
Fithed against al-Qaida.
Gimme a break!
Fighted*
GGGGGG
Look my name.
you’re on the wrong team f*ck yeah!
Feck?
Fack!
Actually it’s fought!
Trust English to change the rules for no reason!
Amen.
*breaks fishL’s fin*
Oops… sorry!
*offers jam a new fin to hang onto*
*tail dance**dolphin sounds*
eee eeee eeee
*checks blowhole*
*finagles a new shamwow*
*plugs the blowhole*
mmmmphhhh rrrfffff mfmffff
*pop*
eee eeee eeee! Whats wrong flipper?
I beaked and now I’m fin’ished.
Ah pluck it!
*squeeze*
*offers waxing strip and a squeeze*
a close shave!
Wax on, wax off.
*eyes water*
Ouchie!
Genuine dragon ear wax, there’s nothing like it for removing those stubborn hairs!
*finishes eating flipper*
tastes like tuna!
Don’t do that!
They should have an indicator instead, like:
“God’s love is presently at this –> level”
Also they could have a rageometer:
“Mid to low temper with minor chance of smiting”
or
“Elevated fury, localized showers of brimstone and/or fire to be expected throughout the afternoon”
every time you see a rainbow god is having gay sex
*Rageometer moves into red*
the lowest frequency of visible light in a rainbow, not very angry then
Lets try to make it blue! You’re good at that GCF.
Will keep at it! hee hee
I’m gunning for Ultra Viole(n)t!
(I hope you are taking this in jest. I had a few moments hesistation, also…but hey! It’s all good!)
*squeezes Olur in good Faith*
Shoulda’ used smilies
Yes the jest was implied 
*Faith squeeze. Up high!*
yes, by gay I meant happy
Gay squeeze! Down low!
On second thought just *squeeze*
(Ooh, Lawd ha’ mussee!)
…with Noah and two of every animal!
swine flu explained
…and exploited!
Watch out or God will put Friday in the 5600s again!
Yes, that was a bad day
The snow doesn’t exist, and neither does god.
ah, but the snow exists. Perhaps not in the form of matter you prefer it at the time, but even water vapor has depth.
rawr, why won’t my gravatar work?
Clear cache, be patient.
clear your cache?
It seems the trolls have left FB and started a church
Ssssshhhtt!!!
Are you trying to summon demons?
*Lines fail with circle of salt*
but only for the free potatoes
oi.
hehe i live right by this church and i remember when it said that….they always have weird messages but this was just funny. it hadn’t even snowed in a while too…..
and where is this snow supposed to be?
Iz stuffed?
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annipuss
May 13, 2009 at 9:02 am
Congrats cs – u haz a solo tawp spot! Ai offur a plaet uv fresh froots an sum wite whine.
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mary0spockn
May 13, 2009 at 9:03 am
as in too much gushie fuds? conga rat ulations on yr solo taupe spot
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catslave
May 13, 2009 at 9:06 am
Fang Q Anni an Maryo! I needz fresh froots and white Whine az long az it not Whine tew laoud
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mary0spockn
May 13, 2009 at 9:27 am
here, try dish
*passes over papapapaya*
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sweetpea
May 13, 2009 at 9:42 am
even da seeds be tasty…here, try one…
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Brandon_ha
May 13, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Nawt quit. Hims cud still eats moar
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jk2kitteh
May 13, 2009 at 9:01 am
dere mai bee sum settlolling in teh transpoart
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Nennepus
May 13, 2009 at 9:21 am
or mebbeh “do not unsettlol for transport”???
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Nennepus
May 13, 2009 at 9:01 am
monorail kitteh has derailed….
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annipuss
May 13, 2009 at 9:01 am
Monorail kitteh nawt a werkin modil
It’s actually a photo win by the way.
It prevented any firster from being first.
Did we expect something smart from a church of firsters?
I think the kid from the next fail shoveled all the snow away.
precisely! God loves us. His loves isn’t non-existent.
*love
only true believers see the snow
Imaginary snow for an imaginary god… Epic Win
I guess Slayer was right when they named their album “God Hates us All”.
And since we know from Oliver! that God is Love…
HAHA! The second sign fail from Portage, MI!!!
I guess it’s true. I mean, God’s love is deeper than nothing, so the sign sort of still works.
Umm, seriously, this is photshopped, I can spot the bevel/emboss from a mile away, and the fact FIRST is so large should be your first clue that something’s amiss.
The marquee letters are real, but this was clearly spliced in on a non-snowy day to manufacture a joke.
You’ve been had Fail Blog.
Umm, seriously, no it isnt. I live like right next to the church. Sorry!
No, I didn’t photoshop this picture, and I find it sad you have time to critique Fail Blog photos.
God, I’m crazy, there is snow!
…and I just did a barrel roll
Holy crap, I’m from that city!
Yeah, Michigan can’t ever decide whether it will be winter or summer on any given day. Damn lake effect.
i know. i live almost right next to that church. michigan weather sucks
i like the generic light up bank sign.. deposit money.. withdrawl soul savings..
I think this is mostly a win!!!
as I am athiest…
God’s love is anal deep
Q: Where is the snow?
A: Some kid dug it. He’s caught in the act, as the picture at http://failblog.org/2009/05/15/shoveling-fail/ shows.
faith fail
I suppose it’s technically still a true statement…
Go the image troll!
It’s right!
holy crap. i live almost right next to that church. in the background there is a pretty good asian restaurant called ming dynasty. thats awesome.
This sign would have been perfect at the church I go to this winter, we set a snow record for our area.
shows how much god loves us
And people pay money to hear this guy?
And this is tax-exempt?
Snow or photoshop, this is a FAIL
You can get deeper philosophy in a pub.
The grass doesn’t look photoshopped, but, it is. If you look closely, there’s snow in the background and on the wires.
lol i live right by this church that shits to funny. :p its portage, MI btw
Hahahaha…. god dnt luv me at all!!! just like the pic says!!!
haha i live here c:
soooo true
Proud to be an American atheist
Gods investment in you (his son) was so great, he could never abandon you!
“I will never you leave you comfortless, I will come to you!”
-John 14:18
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