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FRITZ!!!111!1!
*salütes*
Yes sir?
*admiring*
That didn’t take you long! Quite a blitz.
I think i’m ready to take a shit on my camera.
I don’t know about you guys but there are days that I buy a camera just for this new feature.
I think ex-lax would be cheaper than the camera, though!
Ex-lax doesn’t give you that sense of sophistication, sadly.
At least you can shit with a sense of sophistication!
I don’t usually need a camera to be ready though. Beer and coffee keep me on my toes. I don’t know how a camera could help the beer shits…..
and a sesne of fashion
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha
Can’t stop laughing!!!
ahhaha good one!
Dangit, no tazers.
Not a tazable person.
*swishes tail agitatedly*
I was unsheathing my claws, there…
*tazes*
Shit or swallow?!?
Penis!
Camera, actually.
I try to keep understnad why That guy said Penis! but I can’t come up with any good reason.. WHY?
That guy has no nads
He wishes that he had some
If he had, he wood
he wood? ah, in that case I branch.
What did the two balls say to each other, who’s the pr_ck in the middle.
What did the one ball say to the other ball, why are we hanging he’s the one who did all the shooting.
There’s a -tax for that!
A penis tax?!? Nooooo!
*squeeze*
A (Pen)tax for saying Pen(is)!
Don’t you know? He can say whatever the hell he wants now! HAHAHA
ÅRSE
balls
I’m taking no öffence at this.
/gibberish and drunk voice
FECK!
DRINKS!
GIIIIRLS!
(Mrs Doyle asking about a cup of tea) And what do you say to a cup Father
(Father Jack) Feck off Cup
Or a syntax? Hi everybody
penis tax – $100 and inch.
Got change for a $1.00 ?
you must be paying on the way out!
$100 an inch.. I don’t even have dollars..
It would be easier to pay distance from the ground. Hardy har har.
I read that you can use a dollar bill to estimate…length. One dollar is approximately 5 inches long. *ponders the wisdom of hitting ‘add comment’…*
*lolz so hard* *fell out of chair*
You must be able to whip it out on the keyboard and stretch from A to Z!
damn…
$1600 dollars?
I’ll have to save up…
You fail at trying not to fail.
Hell Yeah!!!! Finally it pays to be Asian!!!
Portable toilet combined with a camera?
yap. you can shit in the camera. uhm i mean “camtiolett”.
CAMTOILETT
vid-bidet
might be haha
Those cameras are good for a still sh*t, but aren’t very good on the run.
Their flush always goes off at the wrong time.
Whenever I use it to take a sh*t, I always end up overexposed.
That means your sh*tter is too slow.
Try using the action sh*t function.And always put the crap back on, you don’t want your loins to get dirty.
Are you trying to focus?
Is the Sh*tface detection not working?
Nope, the faeces are always smeared
wtf?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
Wear Tofu Fillings
Wilted Tangerine Farts?
weather tainted fence
wild tigers f*cking
Win the fubber.
lol. i suppose they tryed to write.
“always ready for a shot” ?
Actually I think they meant “ready for a slit”. It makes more sense that way.
“Ready like a slut”?
your right
No, he’s left. I’m right.
But you’re on his left.
Actually you’re all between me.
Can I *squeeze* in here?
*squeezes in* Now what?
This has some serious potential!!
If it weren’t for the mandril’s bum.
If you squint really hard, the mandrill’s bum looks like a donut. Or my dog in heat. Whatev.
I think I have alot of innuendo to catch up on.
I have a “no innuendo” clause in my contract.
*reviews contract*
Damn I should have read the fine print.
Indeed. they’ve crammed so much innuendo that it’s starting to come outuendo.
He meant camera right.
His right what?
Wow. Good thing you have a camera ready…I think.
…and a giggle!
Wonder what the face detection is for.
maybe it was meant to be faeces detection.
For shitfaced people, obviously.
Does the camera have bipolar disorder?
It can flare up at any time.
*Flashes Jam*
Wheeee!!
*Runs away*
*Points and clicks*
I think I’ll keep this one for my ‘blackmail’ collection.
Again??? Aww, man!! That’s the 30th this month!!
SHIT HAPPENS!
>SHIT HAPPENS!
are you religeous?
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Zen Buddhism: #3: a shit camera? i’ll have one with everything.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Shit.
OH SHIT
the answer to life, the universe and everything is
shit
Lithium batteries are necessary. You don’t want to miss the moment or it’ll all be over in a flush.
I was wondering… do I have to insert those batteries in the camera or in my body?
Well, you can make a potato battery so I say go with the traditional cavity.
Your body, to jolt it out. After all, it’s Compact(ed.)
don’t make me laugh
I’ll try not to.
You can make me laugh…
*squeeze*
Hee! *squeeze*
i think thats not possible, cuz you did it again
I Fail.
At least your in the right place!
So I succeed at failing? That always confuses me.
Well if you failed at failing wouldn’t that be a success?
Crow! Where you been buddy? *hugs* Someone have a birthday coming up?
Mookie!! *squeeze*
I had a hectic few months that required more attention than I liked. Missed you guys, and yes, Only 5 days away till the dreaded B-Day.
Pfft! You’re still a baby! Happy Birthday! *balloons*
A little early, but thank you! And I’m not even close to “still a baby”. My oldest starts high school this fall. *cry*
Ah, but you can still pretend like a baby!
*puts a diaper around AsTheCrowFlies’ ass*
*runs up to the previous comment and changes it to:
Ah, but you can still pretend like you are a baby!
> Only 5 days away till the dreaded B-Day.
i had one installed in a previous house, no need to dread them, they just clean your arse, although they work for gutting fish in too (wife didn’t like that though it is a bit messy)
O.o aye…I could see her walking in there and finding fish guts in the B-Day…that would be a shock.
success is not an option.
Hello, AsTheCrowFlies.
jam and I are a couple of those ‘new regulars’ I heard you mention in a previous Fail. We ‘Fail’ all the time.
*squeeze*
(I don’t know you, but if Drgonwriter and Admiral do, well… ‘nough said!)
Hi Sidhe, actually you were just starting out as a “regular” before I took my lil break I believe. But thank you, and it’s good to be back!
*squeeze*
you WIN
Should that happen, you’d no doubt bowl over in disappointment.
…or plunge into sadness.
Your self-propelled pun run seems to be flush with dissapointment.
It all went down the pan.
Sorry.
I was just trying to prevent jam’s pun run from being canned.
Sometimes they start out as a slow tinkle.
…End’s in a burning pain.
and then….a HUGE splash
Description made by C.J from GTA San Andreas?
Shit Detection avaible too.
*available
*available
are you? is this a lonely hearts site?
Must be one of those cameras that captures timeless Crap.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
freakshow
But why?!
It’s amazing what some people will do on camera.
And even more amazing that they will post them for all to see.
That was trick photography. We were actually in a mall.
Did you use photoshop?
No, but I definitely needed that wide angle lens.
It’s photoshopped. If you look closely you can see 10 Mega PIXEL!!!1!!111!
*pokes Arthur with a stick*
You could put your eye out with that.
*takes stick away and shakes finger*
Bad kitty…
I was standing be hind you.. You poked my eye out…
Oops! Sorry, Hairy. Arthur was talking sh*t, so I thought I’d break it up.
*Gives Hairy an eyepatch*
y’arrrrrr i look like pirate mateyy!
anything that can easily be photoshoped is not that funny
LOSL! PIXESL!!11! Zawmfg u dun cz taht?!
Very eloquently put, Hairy.
*Hands mark v and extra “p”*
Anything that can easily be misspelled is VERY funny.
*Reaches up and removes “d”*
Bukkit please…
I’d rinse it first if I were you.
What’s with the ‘d’?
Haven’t you heard? It’s a backwards “b”. It’s the new thing, everyone is doing it!!
ooh in that case ill just change my way of tyqing goob ibea.
oh, doy! this is fun.
So “b” is the new “d” you say?
I bo delieve this is a dab ibea…
There. I photoshopped your name.
Photoshop’s the best place to get a camera really.
*squeeze*
I tried to face detect my shit.. And it worked!
and where is the shit?
On the memory stick of my camera.
HAHA! Now that’s a lovely typo..:)
HAHA! Now that’s a lovely typo..:)
Disgruntled employee? AHHH. Typo.
Morning all!
Good Morning!
Morning!
*squeeze*
*squeezes back*
Ahoy! When did ye become a pirate?
G’nite all, see ya’s later today!
Big failblog family *SQUEEZE*
*feels sqeezed half to death*
*squeezes back anyway*
See ya later!
*squeezes in at the last moment*
Night night!
*squeezes gaynorvader*
Morning!
Hmm…
*tries to fly comment up to where it belongs^*
Fails.
Guess I’ll say ‘nite with that!
*Grumbles… Gotta sleep SOMEtime!*
*squeezes back*
I like it down here!
*squeeze?*
Is that 4 real?????
That four is photoshopped.
Actually, it looks a bit more like it’s photoshoped, not photoshopped.
Ah, yes I can see the pixels.Aahhhh, the things I miss on the morning shift…!
*squeezes*
So when my friend said he had a shitty camera, now i know what he was talking about.
My ass always runs out of power when I’m trying to take a shit.
photoshop!
Does this photoshop have a bathroom?
FAKE!
totally not fake. i work for that camera shop!
Hey look, you get Face Defecation too!
You’ll always be ready for a fail!
hahahha
I hate being caught unawares for a shit.
knot eye
whoops…man I hate that
Dude, give them a break, the keys are like, RIGHT next to each other!
Pea-ness!
Got to love pentax!
I understand that the guy accidentally typed an “i” instead of an “o” theyre right next to each other on the keyboard
Damn keyboard!!
so did they mean “Fece Detection?”
photoshop fail.
i don’t want to buy this battery now
I had no idea megapixels were so high in fiber.
This is an old one.
awesome
Preparation Win!
The Prune-powered camera! Environmentally friendly…
… until you hear the rumblings…
Fake – look at the alignment of the words’ ready for a shit’
Pentax Optio: Full of Fiber!
I don’t think the camera really affects that. Maybe with the camera, I would always be ready for a SHOT, but…
roflmao xD Thats brilliant, absolutely priceless! I think he got distracted while writing it.
Actually there are Face-detecting cameras. This helps for better focusing, since faces are usually the first thing we notice in a picture. So whoever made this, Failed.
lol i laughed for hours, i almost shit myself