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Reminds me of that Family Guy episode.
When?
When Peter had the mustang and he tried to figure where to put the gas.
classic
car sick?
tar thick?
bar trick?
cartridge?
covered bridge?
lover ridged?
overtwitched?
lower itch?
Crabs. Oh no!
Popovich
grabs bozo
Jovovich
nabs homo
you suck dicks,
damn idiots.
there, i think i made a rime for you homos
that’s a GREAT rhyme. win for you. now for relevance- i wonder what’s behind the trash can… motorized horse sidecar? that would make sense… maybe he’s a landscaper and the horse is oulling a trailer full of lawnmowers. okay maybe not. i’d be a little pissed if i was waiting behind that guy while he picked up his coffee and smokes.
ATCF!! Welcome back!
Thanks Fluffy!
*squeeze*
I rather thought about the one with the horse bursting in flames after an accident.
all right where does it go oh here it is
Careful where you stick that hose!
Or careful what hose you grab….you know big horses are.
**pulls a “how” out of her purse and offers it to technicolor**
Hey! You can’t park that horse here! It’s illegal!
Get out of my dreams, and get onto my horse
Autograph please you handsome devil.
I was just thinking of that song not to long ago. Wow.
♪ Baby you can drive my horse ♪
♪ Crazy horses ♪
I like riding on my horse,
Although it’s not quite a porsche
♪ I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hands wet on the mane… ♪
You’re all so hideous but such lovely voices.
Regular Susan Boyles you are.
I was a handsome devil not so long ago
What have I done to fall so low?
You’re exempt
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
*dances happy dance with terrific technicolor*
Happy dance?
How’s the routine go?
I tried to find a good picture of the Calvin & Hobbes Happy Dance but failed
Here – stolen from someone’s site (click)
*squeeze*
Thankyou, I could only find smaller ones.
Google images, Happy Dance was how I got it.
You’re still a handsome Moomin though,
And the devil is evil, you are not so.
*Squeeze*
*dances the horsetrot with Jam*
*squeeze*
*collapses Mikey’s horse*
Eeek! During office hours as well!
When’s the funeral?
You’re into seriously strange sexual practices, technicolor.
Don’t knock it till you try it.
*knocks it*
like it?
*knocks twice*
Aghh I’m coming
Who’s there?
Ziggy Stardust.
♪ Come on baby, ride my shire ♪
hahaha let it come true
That’s where the hobbits live isn’t it?
♪ I want to ride my horse-cycle, I want to ride my horse… ♪
♫ Low rider drives a little slower…
Low rider don’t use no gas now
Low rider don’t drive too fast ♫
♪ Pony’s too tight to mention ♪
♪ Mustang Sally now baby
Oh Lord guess you better slow your Mustang down ♪
♪ Sgt. Pepper’s Pony Cart Club Band ♪
♪ Get your Morgan runnin’
Head out on the highway ♪
♪ If you wanna ride, you ride the white horse…
If you wanna ride, you ride the white horse… ♪
♫ Well, I’m clopping down the road
Tryin’ to loosen my load… (ewwww)…
.
Take it easy, take it easy
Don’t let the sound of your own horseshoes
Drive you crazy ♫
♫Wiiiiiiiiillllllld horses keep draggin’ me away♫
Always wondered what a 1bhp car looked like.
gas prices fail
Horse Power!!!!
Black Power!!!!
Plaque Power!!!!
White Powder!!!
What kind of what powder?
*sniffs*
Oh no I think it’s anthrax
*white*
And now you have fallen for my evil plan.
*maniacal laughter with cape over face*
*poofs away*
*revives*
hehehe. If he only knew that I wasn’t dead.
Ahahahaha
*pauses*
Where did that laughter come from?
Well it couldn’t be Oh Naaah, he’s dead.
*hopes on horse*
*rides away*
hopes?
uh
well the horse didn’t come hahahaha.
I want no horse to cum anyhow……
You’ve spent the last ten years building up an immunity to it?
a horse is of course a horse… stupid carbon footprint
Pollutes even when it’s not running?
*sniff*
What’s that smell?
Your upper lip.
hehe
I thought I chopped that thing off years ago.
It grew an evil twin which was placed there before it knew it was getting chopped off, but it was invisible. Now you know.
and knowing is half the battle!
G.I. Joe!
USA USA…..
Hey there stranger. Long time no see!
How are you doing?
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Doing good, sorry about my prolonged hiatus. Had a few minor “issues” do deal with in life. But all is good thanks! I’m baaaaaack…lol
Good to see you back
Hope everything dealt with ok.
I was just wondering the other day where some regulars had vanished
I do see alot of new faces. And most everything worked out good, I’ll have to wait until summer for the major stuff to come to fruition (hopefully).
Yes, we have a lot of new regulars here, all a good laugh
We’ve had some major trolls too, but most seem to have gone again.
Fingers crossed for summer
Thanks!!
Feels good to be back, I’ve missed the sharp wit and sly humor that was always in abundance here. Almost feels like coming home…lol.
and if I could only learn to type in my email address correctly my damn gravatar would show up…
bukkit plz
“If you hang on to the flimsiness of anything you may as well be standing there counting crows”
I came up one short – I guess it is futile.
New regulars? Where?
*glances over shoulder*
You can lead a horse to petrol, but you can’t make him…
shove a hose up its arse?
True. No thumbs or capable joints.
maybe it could sit on it?
Maybe.
Wait do horses sit?
Don’t they sleep standing up?
Isn’t that cows?
Cows, alligators, horses, who cares?
They all taste like chicken.
* Leaves this spot open for Leila when she gets here *
*Inserts McChicken Vagina joke here*
Who’s inserting what into Leila’s chicken’s vagina?
I didn’t think anyone else was gonna post something like that
and besides I’m a slow typer.
I had chicken nugget burgers from bk for breakfast…
Are you braggin’ or complainin’?
Braggin’
How was your heart attack?
just minor
Chicken nugget burger?
That would be weird…
Cows lie down…
that sh*t is a myth…
“Wilburrrr! Can we go through the car wash again?”
Obviously the horse wanted someone to buy it a muffin.
Or some smokes?
*roffles*
He’s too young to get his shoes in the door.
how can ya know xD
Jam’s personally acquainted with the horse.
Meh! Horses for courses.
Teh! Sources for curses.
Yoooowwwweh! Sauces with forces.
Meow! Faucets with purses.
moshpits with…hearsts’?
Apple sauce with fudgey bars. XD
Obscure ref FTW
HOWDIE COWBOY!
i’m kinda sure he’s puttin’ it in the mouth of the horse… x_X
OR MAYBE IN THE BACK…OH DAMN U UGLY FOOL
Don’t you all love it when someone insults himself?
I’ll bet he eats babies too.
Unaware of the time, Cinderella exited the station with her 6 pack of beer and beef jerky and discovered her car had returned to a horse. Curse you Fairy Godmother!
mmm beef jerk.
Who knew Cinderella was so un-ladylike.
After her first party she knew she liked hard meat.
Oops, this was meant as a reply to another comment.
LOL.
Is k.
Hard meat is good.
how does that old saying goes. you cant the the horse to the gas station but you cant stick a aa (eh you get the picture) or maybe…(anyone here lives on a farm?)
Spelling, grammar and making sense fail.
OT: I had no idea people were still trying to solve the Object Group Fail!
This is not one of the better ones that I have seen
horse fail
horse chail
rofl i ment JAIL! what a FAIL!
Coarse Hair
horse chair!
Norse Mare
Not there
Nose Hair
Noone care
Neuter Eier-(Shampoo)
you wana shampooooo my balls?
You wanna slam through marbles?
You wanna jam the halls?
“This is Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers. Hello, you’re on Horse Talk.”
.
(Also the topic of the most recent XKCD – clickie)
“Yes. Um. How do I get my hose into my horse.”
Insert Tab A into Slot B *Warning!! Do not stand directly behind the horse when inserting hose!!*
I shoulda read the damn manual.
I’ll take Famous Last Words for $500 Alex.
*Baconlube optional*
Ray: “What color is the horse?”
Tom: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!”
“Okay Tom I’m being serious.”
“It’s like tan and white.”
Oh?
HE MUST BE POLISH
You can tell by it’s sausage?
of course i can, don’t you?
How is this a fail? there is no indication that the man is trying to fill up his horse.
just because some pikey leaves his getaway horse on the forecourt as he prepares to rob the garage does not necessarily mean it is a fail.
AND let’s hope it is not a texaco station or they might catch swine ‘flu.
Hamthrax!
he’s only going to chech out the horse BP, but he’ll have to shell out a fortune at that garage to do that.
maybe he should Q8 for more essoteric comments.
then his day will be fina.
*check
*horse’s BP,
I’ll get me coat.
i’m kinda sure your a teacher dude or psycholgian
psychologian* but i don’t know if its right written..i’m not english >.<
neither am i mate, i’m scottish
I LOVE YOU ALL FAIL BLOG COMMUNITY <333
Can we make love some time?
*crosses finger*
s
fingersssss
hah! i don’t like the way your thinking
*plays flute for snorlax*
what kind of music? it’s a TECHNO-FLUTE?
Just trying to get you out the way so I can head to Viridian.
(That may be wildly inaccurate, not played game for ages)
ouch. your not that friendly?
*remembers-the-good-old-Tetris-times*
*squeeze*
It’s all I can remember of Snorlax.
Sorry, no offense meant.
Manic Miner was the good old days
your excused
manic miner! damn thang…thats rly oldsql…i can’t belive i founded
someone who knows manic miner!
*confused*
i’m out for some mins, my meal is rdy to get pwnt
WHAT xD
WHERE X(
The one gas tank you’re supposed to put sugar in…
*snork* You get a carrot for that one!
Yay, I’ll give it to my evil bunnies.
some nasty emissions though…
Just don’t get stuck behind it at rush hour and you’ll be fine…
Not as bad as when you feed it Kramer’s beef product.
The civic duty fail has made it to Colbert!
http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=227417
geld?
No thanks, just had one.
Ja doe es.
Dit is 200% efficienter dan al die malle nigerianen met hun 419s. Ik val ervoor. Hoeveel had je gehad willen hebben?
Røtern nik Akten Di
Where’s czuch when you need him? I have very pressing Belgium questions!
“Fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!”
It’s clearly a deisel.
This is a WIN!
нαнαнα σℓσℓσℓσℓσℓℓσ χ∂ яσƒℓℓмασ
For some reason it looks like a win to me.
The first vehical that LITERALLY gulps down fuel.
Sounds like a set up for some joke involving horsepower.
Car companies are making some strange hybrids these days…
Where did you think the Amish bought their gasoline?
Satan?
Its not funny when it’s Photoshopped.
Umm.. is this real>?
What? What the hell?
Filling up fail, beating the economy WIN!
You may scoff at this picture but I heard these bad boys get like 10 miles to the gallon.
Horse win?
Is this in Maple Ridge, BC?
100 percent photoshoped
Oh yeah just shove the nozzle up the horses…. wait, what?
only one horse power?? ha ha need an upgrade
that’s just cruel! yes its an epic fail, but EXTREMELY CRUEL!
put it in the horsis vagina…
I don’t think that’s gonna work. Unless the gas station has spray cheese instead of gas or something.
Firstly…omg at most of the stuff above.
Secondly….I had a horse, harnessed up to a london flatbed trolley…I took it to a petrol station…so i don’t find this picture that failuriffic. But who am i to judge…i drove said horse and cart into a bus. It’s ok now though. I have a car.
DAMN…. HUMM MOM? where is the gas hole??