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They must be bananas to release a book like that
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.
menz they have 1 extra o_O
careful… one is not a banana
The book is right. There are 5 bananas. Extras don’t count.
Buy 5, get one free.
or buy one,and get 5 free
Buy a gun, and get freed?
Free a gun and get bought?
oh just buy the crap already!!!
Buy something that’s free, and get shot?
buy something that’s free, and shoot for free?
Free the monkey and 5 bananas are shot?
One does not count in this book.
They’re counting 1-2-3-3-4-5.
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana. . .
Hello! *squeeze*
No no, they mean 0-1-2-3-4-5
^WIN! Glad to see a normal person here!
Yeah, let’s fill the comments with “LOL”, “ROFL” and random political discussions instead!
And of course, if you don’t send this comment to 10 friends, you will get instant swine flu.
ROFL
crap! i don’t have 10 friends!
Lex- George Bush sucks! Iraq war a scam! Who here dig?
Daylight come and me wan’ go home…..
eh oh eh oh sunrise come and me wann’a go home…
No I think theyre counting programmer-style. 0-1-2-3-4-5
they are programming in C
for (i = 0; i <=5; i++) printf(“%banana[i]“);
printf(”%banana[i]“);
hahaha, was that supposed to be C?
do you have an import for %banana[i]?
one, two, three, four, five…WTF!
One bonbon is poisoned…
that made my day!
This book is bananas. B A N A N A S
This book is bananas.
Nah! It’s just that the really really small “banana” is actually a plantain! This book is actually for really tiny botanists…
No. that isn’t a plantain.
You sir, are incorrect.
The reason why they suggest there are only five, If I may be so bold as to say it, is because these bananas are of lesser quality, and to suggest that indeed there are six bananas on this page would be to allow for the possibility that a banana of lesser quality is equal to one of better form, texture and taste.
I cannot allow this sir.
Bananaism!
You fruit hater! All Bananas are created equal!
Created by God with a non-slip peel to fit in the human hand, no less!
huh?
It’s a beautiful bunch of ripe bananas.
WHOOP! haveabanana.
You all are crazy. Crazy but hilarious.
Top banana!
Bottom peach?
Front strawberries?
Top mellons!
Rear raspberries!
Side, passionfruit?
LONG BANANA !!
Orange you just the fruity one?
It’s just the zest!
It’s very appeeling.
It’s all part of our daily grind.
*SQUISH*
*SQUASH*
6 bananas jumping on a bed ….
1 fell off and bumped its head… *thwaaack!*
is this five little monkeys jumping on the bed?
Five little monkeys got bored with giving head
so they gathered five bananas and went to bed
but the wrong number was fetched
and one monkey over-stretched
and now an ambitious little monkey is dead.
Oh, the dread
Oh, the horror!
Epic win!
I love you
*squeeze*
but 2 died fighting for bannanas an d now its 2 ta each 3 11:50
Do bananas even have heads, DrB?
I think that the 2nd one from the left is photoshop’d because it has the exact same orientation (facing exact same way) as the one directly to the right of it.
lol maybe they just got drunk
fun fail kurwa ;]
Cuba!
y kurwa?
cuz kurwa is made of win
o kurwa! Ja pierdole!
LOL!!
wTh???
2nd!!
Not your first fail, sadly.
i make 2nd kurwa ;]
(Yay 2nd!1
)
Apparently, you can’t either.
OWNED *peniswhip*
>Apparently, you can’t either.
Look at the Timestamps..
You should look on the number of threads above.
Threadworm.
In the rear?
One could bait his hook with them.
Then reel it in?
Hand over hand?
No need to be a master baiter, either.
Is this a mass debating thread?
A thread of mass debates? Invade!
*mashpotates*
I’m from Mass. And I like to debate. I had no idea that made me a Mass-debater though. And if I become expert at baiting fishing hooks, that makes me a Mass.-debater master baiter?
Are you here for an argument?
Why yes, I’d like to buy an argument please!
attack the mellon
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean5th
*doesn’t give a nickel*
have a banana
*takes banana and replaces it with an apple*
1 is a tangelo /w a suit
correction there 5 bannas
correction, YOU’RE AN IDIOT!
…and it’s “there are”…
and not bannas,its bananas (Y)
Capitalization, punctuation. How’s living in a glass house?
cold …
Stop throwing stones…
*stops throwing stones”
*throws bananas*
Great. Who’s going to clean this up now?
*slips on banana peel*
*releases the MONKEY!*
That should sort-out this mess!
*rapes the monkey*
*releases cantalopes & throws them*
it is “it’s” to you, Vintage. t.. FAIL
Capitalization, punctuation.
*is shocked that photoshop trolls are still in hibernation*
*reads posts further down and realizes he need not worry*
We have a new sub-species: The Fruitcake troll. Replies to pretty much everything, understands pretty much nothing. Isn’t that great?
…… *facepalms*
You understand what that means now? Because you were confused last week. You didn’t actually hit Arthur in the face with your palm.
Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, princess.
Did you really just give me an elongated excuse me? Was it 90′s style Jim Carrey just as I imagined it? And then call me a princess, for no reason with no prior references? …..*facepalm*
We need to develop a full troll taxonomy. Species, genus, family, phylum, etc. I’m starting to have difficulty keeping them all straight in my mind.
yes i do
1 is a pie in disques?
1 a pie in disques?
I’d buy this for my child.
I’d buy YOU for my child.
Hot. . .
That’s not a fail, because one of those is actually a plantain.
I wonder what is your trick to tell a banana of a plantain.
It’s difficult to explain, but I could show you if I had a Cheerio and a chair.
I am in a chair right now. A chair comfortable enough for your explanations.
You will need to be comfortable, because it takes me a long time when I am operating in a foreign tongue.
You are very modest. I think that you control the timing much better than you are implying.
Actually, self-control has never been a strong point of mine. I am relying on you for that.
I love when you lose the self-control. I love it so much that mine goes after yours. I am relying on my friend for that.
If you keep acting that way, I may bring a few friends of my own. I think we are going to need a bigger house.
If this bothers you, I would suggest going to plan B. But I already lost the track of what was the plan B originally and what was the plan A. Too much going back and forth between plans.
What about plan C?
*shows papers for plan C*
I am lost too. Let’s pick a plan, and a place. English or Spanish?
pa
Will a Honey-Nut Cheerio work?
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That’s five bananas and one apple, fools!
Your first fail, Kathleen?
Count fail.
It’s closer to 1825th than first.
5 bananas y 1 plátano muahahahahaha!
One of them is actually a bodysnatcher ready to hatch.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
*Skids past driving a truck loaded with 30,000 lbs of. . . bananas*
Aaaaaaaaaah!
*watches you crash into the whipped cream tanker and the delivery van of chocolate sprinkles*
Aaaaaaaaaah!
*makes like a banana and splits*
*breaks out the lycra wrestling suits and passess them around*
*Tumbles out of truck and checks wrist watch*
Aaaaaaaaah!
Could I be nuts and this is Sunday?
Banana nut sundae?
Okay, so I was feeling bad for not thinking about what the boys were doing up there ^ before posting my first reply. So I was sitting there thinking about a word-play on Nutbush City Limits…when I was completely gutted to realise that the words “You get a cherry fudge sundae” do not appear at all in that song.
.
Singing the wrong words for 30 years…fail; admitting it…fail?
*squeeze*
hehe
pie in disques
Obviously fail. Everybody knows that is apples.
That is an apple.
Those are apples.
*sigh*
Back to work.
chicken duh?
I still don’t get it too…
Hint: Count them.
ah, I see what you mean. I should have counted them slowly
Did you have this book when you were a kid?
Maybe he has 6 fingers.
or 6 toes
this banana fail is scaring me
It’s not appeeling to you?
not rly…it might be better that way..
Too fruity for you?
yup…it was like i’m sitting in jungle…didn’t like it…
i ate one…now you know that it isn’t a fail…i just picked one of them
I’m trying here, I really am, but you’re driving me bananas!
hahaha you got my best wishes…give your best…
i’m rly doing that? lucky i am
The concept of a pun-run is no rocket science.
rock(et) mellon
(Morning!)
(c)rocket(et) mellon?!
“morning” ! (did ya watch the clock? x_X)
*Tubs enters, stage left*
woops i forgotten you’re having diffrent time…
i got 13:57……damn nearly whole day over and still working -.-
SFA… just…. *squeeze*
oh comon tell me
btw it isn’t funny to sit at work
babaluby
I’M SO SORRY
:(:(
Uncle Albert. . .
Uncle Fester. . .
Uncle Buck. . .
Uncle F*cka . . .
We’re So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven’t Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We’re So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle’s On The Boil And We’re So Easily Called Away
(happy earworm!)
At least they know how to spell five.
*waves arm in the air to the rhythm*
*bounces*
i founded out that it isn’t a fail…
it means…
5 bananas for the price of 6
A dime a dozen?
Or perhaps it is six bananas for the price of five? That’s how I see it. Makes more sense, because five bananas for the price of six would be a fail itself.
I see your point
i am 72 first according to the spline counting
of the record shown in the book.
Just four eagles, actually.
Maybe six.
NEVER!
Photoshop Fail
PHOTOSHOP WIN!
PHOTOSHOP TIE!
DON’T JOKE WITH ME DUDE
hahaha *turning*
Photoshop touche!
o hai photoshop.
Yeesh.
6 lil monkeys,
played with some junkys,
one of them had some pills,
but the monkey had some grills.
so he died…
you didn’t get the sense?
congratulation your not stupid!
Come Mister tally man; tally me bananas.
Isn’t there a possibility (probably spelled it wrong) this is photoshoped?
You should definitely go to gravatar.com!
His avatar is rather sexy I must say.
Hi Arthur
Is todays SFA the same SFA as last week but with a different name?
Unfortunately it seems to be more of a new trolling method. Replying without understanding is the new “first”….
So you are telling me that we have to deal with FSA, SFA, and the triumphant return of the “new and improved” Closet?
This sucks.
Schools out, apparently. The tidal wave of incredibly tough and sexually active kiddies is about to flood FB. I will buy an Ignore-o-Mat 2000 soon…
Ignorance, immaturity and hormones oh my!
Is it wrong that everytime I see an adolescent or young adult in public I get an overwhelming urge to beat them within an inch of their life?
They should write a Firefox add-on for these kinds of things.
Bratblock Plus.
I’ll get right on that aja.
*cranks up Alice Cooper’s “School’s Out”*
woo!1! Yay lolz!!1
I am indeed improved.
Closet V1.1
By the way, school’s not out lol.
What do the acronymns mean?
Yes, but you’re missing a much more important issue; Who cares?
No, it’s not. Photoshop includes an anti-banana filter that prevents editing of any banana images. This is similar to the protection built in to some color photocopiers… they detect the image of US currency, and block reproduction. Adobe implemented this feature reluctantly, but a couple large unnamed fruit companies applied heavy pressure, and Adobe caved. It also blocks editing of apples and oranges.
One inflatable troll survived! Beware, she’s back!
That’s a lot of capital letters, you should leave some for other people to use!
I wonder what made him say that.
I think I scolded him for doing something similar on a previous thread about a week ago. I probably should’ve kept out of it, but I thought it was just a joke to begin with.
You suck.
No more insults! Geez.
photoshopped.
funny.
but photoshopped.
no its real i took the pic.
Clearly you’ve never perused the kids section of your local bargain book store if you don’t think this is possible.
*places duct tape over shithead’s mouth*
“Duck Tape” …..don’t ask. …………Seriosly don’t ask Dragonwriter or Admiral Apparant because they will beat me up.
Duck duct tape?
Now we know what it’s made of.
Stop asking already. You are really horrible with directions.
Sorry, I wasn’t sure what not to ask about. i thought I was only not allowed ask Dragonwriter or Admiral Apparent.
It’s alright. Your a dragon, it’s in your nature to get all fired up.
Thank you for your compassion and understanding in these trying times.
Say, that duct/duck tape is very sparkly. Better hide it quick or you’ll really be in trouble. You’ll need FOOOOM-proof underwear.
Ahem.
I saw what you guys did there.
go back and rape some more babies bi tch
You realise that you sound more like a Nazi than anyone else using this blog, don’t you? Plus I don’t own an ass, fat or otherwise. Also I don’t think any hell has ever suffered on Earth, so I’m confused as to what you mean here.
He’s just a crazy pycho nazi pikachu. Don’t worry.
Hehehe! Thanks for the explanation!
*buries head in small hole*
Ok kids!
*claps gands*
Time for you all to go to bed!
Pssst! Arthur! What are you doing with your gands, there?!
Convert them into hands?
*places shit on shithead*
How do you know which is which?
The former is the bigger pile. The latter actually serves a useful purpose… as fertilizer.
im not comunist im socialist
This will be my last reply to you on this thread as you are probably bothering some of the others, if you want to continue this “discussion”, I suggest you do so on an older fail, might I suggest the Serious Parenting Fail? I will respond to you there if you wish to continue with your inept insults.
Well done! It worked.
*cheers*
Thanks, it seemed like a reasonable idea.
It is. I’ll feed him a bit there, too.
*going over there to see what all the hubbub is about.*
I’m way too tired for this business so early Monday morning. Fight the good fight folks…*curls up and goes to sleep*
And what about that?
*points to Malicite’s name*
He’s a silent supporter!
Better than an athletic supporter…
The most aggressive of the trolls has been neutralised, now only the guerrilla trolls remain!
Hoorah.
Hoorah.
somehow i think your a kind of freak
DING DING DING! We have a winner!
WIN!
Rule #5 is THERE IS NO #5!
Rule #5 is ‘See rule #6′.
*examines rule #6*
“see rule #5″…..
*mouths “no #5″*
But…
*furrows brow*
Then…
*massages temples*
Argh!
*head explodes*
And that concludes the reading of the rules! What is the first order of business here at the Australian Philosopher’s Society?
Have a Fosters, mate?
Thank you, Bruce!
For those who missed the reference:
The Banana King!
Did anyone else get a notification from failblog with no quoted text or poster name?
*crawls through vast troll wasteland, devoid of intellect*
Intelligent… *gasp* posts…
Must… find… intelligent…
*drops dead*
Maybe one of them isn’t a banana… 0_0
LOL, looks like a typical American school book! LOL
RT
privacy-web.net.tc
I wish I could count to potato.
it’s a “three musketeers” thing
Just a little slip-up.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANAPHONE.
6 Bananaphones in this case…
LOL, awesome fail.
This book was obviously written by one of the bananas.
You know how it is when you’re counting a bunch of things, and you always forget to include yourself.
Oooh, hang on.
One banana Two banana Three banana Four
Five bananas make a bunch, and so do many more.
Not a fail, bananas only count up to five.
Any number over four is five by default.
Oh, darnit, you got that song stuck in my head!
Good thing I like that song.
.
So many trolls in here. I think…I’m a bit new, I don’t post here often, so I’m not quite sure on the definition of a troll on the Internet. The only troll I really know of is the twenty-foot-tall green ones with thick ropey hair that enjoy pillaging small villages in fantasy stories for food.
And, in case you were wondering, yes, you have now entered…the Nerdlight Zone.
I’m sorry, I do apologise.
Hope I haven’t put you off coming back to the site
We don’t always spend the day trying to infect people’s heads with songs.
.
You must know the trolls that hide under bridges too?
.
*welcome Squeeze*
Ummm… actually we DO try to infect each other with earworms from time to time. Just not always.
That’s what he said, Booby Traps! hehe
*folds arms across chest*
The Banana Splits FTW
If you look at the items in the picture, there are a lot more than counting fail.
this is fake.
duh.
yep, this is fake as the nose on my face
Can you count to fail?
Where’s the fail?
Fail at detecting fail.
I found the fail.
There’s SIX bananas instead of five.
As long as they dont write ‘banana’s’ I will forgive them.
We don’t care what you think about us.
I found it.
There’s SIX bananas instead of five.
Oops. I replied to the wrong comment.
Well, one is OBVIOUSLY an evil imposter out to take over the world. Evil corn, hired by ConAgra to infiltrate the Banana republic.
Small banana photoshopped in. Boooooring!
But there is only 1 five …
one of those bananas is obviously a mutated alien penis. The alien says you have to taste which one it is…. Is this wat we want to teach children??? omfg
This is an old fail.
wait, there aren’t 5?
man, i need some kind of counting book with visuals to help me….
I’d love to buy things from whoever wrote this book. Get everything on sale!
Lol. And it passed everyone until it was produced huh
wow that’s embarrassing
YOU FOOLS!
One of those bananas is a spy!
Why do i always see the same people in all of the comment places playing word games, excessively using internet memes…
It’s almost like failblog wants to be 4chan
Everyone on this site is king retarded… you just repliy over and over with complete crap.
Hahaha that’s so funny.
Hahaha that’s no lummy?
Hahaha that’s so runny?
Hahaha that’s so yummy!
So yummy that’s hahaha…… idiots.
my first photoshop
The saddest part is, is that it took me a long time to figure out what was wrong…
We had this book! It took us about a month to figure out that it was wrong. The twins were too little to count, so they just turned the pages.
Management apologizes for screwing up your kids. The proper authoritative action has been taken against the Tally Man.
hey…wait…thats 6….. o.o
Photoshop’d, am i right?
… The banana is a lie !
ITs OBVIOUSLY not 6 bananas. It’s a PAGE. >_>
The 2nd Page has a big 5 so they are counting the bananas, its not a page.
Fail: Bananas dont start with the letter 5
Dang, I didn’t think I needed to proof-read my toddler’s books.
Smaller bananas don’t count.
Just like in real life!
Nice nose cleaner on the top right btw
Very funny, took me a minute to figure it out lol
Maybe, they think baby’s can’t count.
Or it might be they can’t count.
What about durf? Oh that’s after five. Never mind.
The bananas are cute.
lol this has to be one of my all time fav fails!!!
hooray for public school
Umm… looks like the author forgot to correct the count…
All that is needed is to have one banana removed or eaten…
so true…
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Poor little banana… he just snuck in to get his 15 minutes of fame… he didn’t mean to cause such controversy!… Uh oh… Maybe a politician was involved!
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