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McGross.
*squeeze*
.
McHi!
*Mcsqueeze!*
Top of the morning to you!
McYo. *squeeze*
*SQUEEZES* all around…
Yummers – my favorite part!
Ok. *gets yummers for WN*
I appreciate that, FSA – thank you, thank you very much…
um excuz meh wtf is “fsa”?
FSA stands for the person’s nickname- which was FruitcakeSolvesAll
FSA – Flexible Spending Account. A tax-free account which can be used to cover medical expenses incurred during a year. It does not roll over into the following year.
How was your weekend?
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I mowed 3 acres of grass with one of those mowers with 2 bars instead of a steering wheel. I only tagged the swingset and the front patio edge. LOL!
That sounds exhausting!! I did the same thing this weekend…except it was about the size of four parking spaces. I lose to you in this battle. How long did that take?
About 2 hours. I would’ve been able to mow faster if I knew how to drive that crazy mower! It has a 40″ deck, so it mows quite a bit in each pass.
.
I miss the small lawn at our old house! Half acre with one tree in the middle.
I live in the city…I’m actually happy I get any grass to have to cut. For some reason, I read that you cut 3 acres with a push mower…
Also, half an acre is a ton of land! Yeesh! *needs to live somewhere with space*
Hell would freeze over before I’d push-mow 3 acres. I have more respect for my hands than that. LOL!
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We actually have 13 acres. The other 10 are trees and a creek.
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You chase a few snakes and other critters out of your kid’s sandbox and you can get tired of nature real quick! There was a 5-inch cinch bug in there one time! I didn’t even know those things could get that long.
Eeeewww! Ickickick!
I thought you were a bird, shouldn’t you eat bugs?
*goes back to nag Avis on entomology*
That would be diet, not entomology.
Nature is over rated. We have insects here. Roaches. They get really big too, but make for terrible pets. We have mice as well.
*sighs because his roommates are nasty*
Malicite, you should wait until your roommates are gone for the day, then set off some of those bug bombs.
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Just make sure there’s no open food (chips, etc) in the cabinet.
We have REALLY big spiders here. They live on the outside of the windows on high rises. And sometimes they get inside. They bite. It’s not fun at all
Try this: *clicky*
whoops
*clicks*
*clicks again*
Strange clicky you've got going there.*holds on to comment to see where it will jump*
Aaauugh!! What are you doing on my comment?*shakes comment vigorously*
Oh McFu## spiders!
I don’t mess with spiders. Nope. No no no…
*runs and hides*
(Oh that link isn’t working on this comp)
I’m ok with big spiders. It’s the ones that JUMP that freak me out! Crickets and grasshoppers jump; spiders are supposed to skitter along the floor.
.
(new clicky)
Its just really great passive aggressive notes
(and some downright aggressive notes) to roommates.
I need to leave those all over the house.
“Dear roommates, stop feeding our roaches with your grossness.
Signed, with love,
Your Roommate who isn’t Nasty.”
*loves his misuse of capitals*
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Used to have to push mow 2 acres. The mowing isn’t so bad, it’s raking the grass into piles and wheelbarrowing it to the compost that really takes it out of you!
I buried a bunch of weeds with grass clippings. *pats self on back for killing two birds with a single stone (no Avis’ were hurt in the making of this cut lawn)*
*snork*
*Mcsqueeze*
I used to work at McD's and my friends and I would always put 'Mc' in front of every other word we said while we were working. One of the classics was "What the McF*ck?!".How McClassic.
We Mcthought so.You’re driving me Mccrazy!
Mcsorry.McIt’s OK.
Yes, but they were only $0.99 back then.The quality has gone up, from what I hear.
So much more Mccare goes into them now...GrannyCF would just have a heyday with this Mcthread.
How many were Mcserved?
Please come again!
Wow… McEconomy
I’ll have ten quids worth
I worked there too! 18 months of grease-stinking fingers… But I got a certificate after a year. I had that in my bathroom for some time.
Whoa! I’m slow!
*pats Arthur on back*
It’s been happening to me all day!
You’re a dragon; it’s expect :/
Bukkit. *gives himself -ed*
I hear they have pills for that now.
.
Did you imply that dragons are expected to be slow??
*laughs* You know what, I read that after I posted it…and was really hoping I would escape notice. *failed*
Dragons are what they are. Scales are not know to be speedy.
Yes, scales are not speedy. They are weighty.
Also terrible wind resistance when the dragon is going in reverse.
Pff for humans maybe! And to birds, humans’ skeletons doth appear hefty!
Burger King here. What a crap job. I swear I needed to shower twice just to get the smell off.
Was the floor at BK like a ice rink too?In the most unwholesome of ways. I swear that’s why I quit. Some guy was walking away from the deep fryer, I didn’t see him and got raked down my left arm with the scalding hot basket. Ow.
I burned my hand numerous times on the grill. Having a plastic glove melt to your hand is not fun.But now you’re a McNinja. You won’t have to McBurn your hand anymore.
Such a better McJob.McYes, being a McNinja means no more having to deal with fryers and hamburgers and fake McChicken.
I am quite happy to have escaped fast-food mchell. My friend worked at KFC and had burn scars up and down his arms.
I avoided it too. Instead I was stuck in Blockbuster hell. Customer service nightmare!!!
Ah, was it similar to “Clerks”?
“This job would be great if it weren’t for the customers.”
That sums it up well. I do really miss the free movies sometimes!
When I worked at McD’s I saw a co worker some how submerge his entire hand part way up his wrist in the hot fry vat. O_O Blistering and peeling of epic proportions, and I had to drive him to the ER…I had a brand new car at the time and was praying he wouldn’t drip skin on my new seats.
I worked at Wendy’s back in the day. One day a new kid was filtering the deep fryer and opened the valves on the second basin while the pan was already full from the first basin (supposed to filter/pump back in before doing the next one.) and the pan overflowed and covered the entire floor in hot oil. No one was hurt but it took HOURS before we could safely walk on the floor again!
1 in 7 adults in the U.S. has worked at a McDonalds at some point in their lives.But I’m Canadian
So more Americans served burgers than in the military?
McScary.Yeah, but next time you’re at McDonalds, think: Would you really be willing to hand these people guns?
So honey I don’t think i am in the mood for leftovers tonight. How bout we eat out i was thinking chicken.
McAwesome!
http://ambassadorstotheworld.tumblr.com/
Umm, I’ll pass on that one.
But it’s only 2.99.
It costs extra if you want it super-sized.
By about $3.00…
I prefer small.
With a side of BaconLube™ please.
OBJECTION your honor!
*bangs gavel*
Objection overruled.(clickie)
I’m taking this to a higher authority!
*gurgle gurgle gurgle*
*cough cough*
Woah, good s**t!
Now then, How can I help you?
Do you want fries with that?I seriously hope nobody says “Do you want fries with that?”. Especially not Blog Ninja, disguised as Another Higher Authority.
DAAAAMN. Didn’t work this time!
I was curious as to what you were doing there.
HA!!!!I have excellent post-cognition too, Arthur!
Jajaja – I failed… Just dunno why.
But by the time you add a drink and a sife of thighs–fries (sorry) it’ll be over $5 and that’s just too expensive for lunch.
Where did it originate from? Hmmmm…
Dual-use, again.
Consider yourself squozen by me!!
Consider the squoze accepted and returned!
Why, TYVM!
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Did you have a lovely weekend?
Quite so, thank you. You?
Was it full of improper verb conjugations?
It was busy, but I accomplished quite a bit. I mowed 3 acres of grass, and my High School reunion cookout was Saturday. That was…interesting. I recognized almost nobody. Next time I’ll bring my yearbook.
That happend to me too. Insulted several people…
Best thing to do at a reunion.
Which is part of why I’ve never gone to one. There’d be nothing else to do, and insulting people gets old after about an hour.
I might go to my twentieth, in a few years, but really, I already keep in contact with the ones that matter to me.
It wasn’t something I wanted to do. It happend. Two girls came to me with a silly grin, said “hi” and felt insulted a second later, because my expression showed clearly that I had no idea who they were.
Some people are so sensitive!
Did you date them, by any chance?
No. But I think they were looking for a date. They felt even more insulted when they saw my lack of interest.
THEY were looking for a date? That could have been… eventful!
Ha!
Seemed like that. They had a “lets do it!” expression on their faces. At that time I was renewing an old acquaintance. Three would have been too many for me…
McChicken!
I didn’t hang around my schoolmates. I hung around the ‘rink rats’ and we all went to different schools. It’s tough to remember people who have gained or lost 60 lbs since high school that you didn’t really acknowledge when you were in school.
Funny. Tastes more like McFish.
i’d rather have the boobs
You know, I’ve always liked to lick the McNipples until I run out of “sauce”
Yeah, I have nothing to say to this, apart from what I’ve just said.
*leaves to drive to Dundee and buy a ‘travel system’ – not a pram*
Crikey!
Mikey!
*arrives on bikey*
You called?
I likey!
I strikey!
*refuses to comment further on the matter*
So what’s it supposed to be? Photo manipulation or just the guy who hangs the letters wanted to make a prank?
Is that real?! Or photo shop?
McDonalds. Not a photo shop.
Don’t say “photoshopped!!!!!!”
Please…?
How about McPhotoshopped, because I’m pretty sure that’s what that is. The letters don’t look right.
I’m betting it’s faked. There aren’t any lines round the letters like they’re separate tiles. If you’re gonna make a fake fail at least put some effort in to it.
i think the “fail” isn’t even photoshop…it’s paint!
works for me.
Double Fail lol
Billions and Billions served
I doubt the “served” part.
Like the movie You Just Got Served?
No.
omg ewww wtf thats digusting!
Shouldn’t that be Fillet O’Fish?
Comment Win
Billions and billions serviced
Already written.
*points 3 comments up*
read it again
Thank you!
Well, you could already get thigh, wings, breasts, eggs…it was just a matter of time really.
Only a matter of time ’till we get the heads.
I think you already get the heads and toenails in the McMystery Meat.
This fail reminds me of a girl I went out with in College. After an eventful evening at her place, I had to leave, and she told me “You’re just going to eat and run?”
Mornin'!!!Hi. *squeeze*
2 finals down! 2 more to go!Well, ok.
Wooo! Progress!
Yeeaah!Yaaay!
STOP THAT, GODDAMMIT! Don’t reply to every comment. Don’t talk at all, unless you have something funny or interesting to contribute! Is that so hard to understand?
I have been noticing a lot of Fruitcake.If it’s to you, yes. If I replied to EVERY comment, I’d be everywhere.
You are. And that’s annoying.
Well, you comment a lot more then I do.
His comments have content.“Than”, not “then”.
Birds may not nest below this level; Avis is a possible exception.
If the birds can’t nest below this level, then what can?
Monkeys.
Also hanging spiders.
Fruitcake, I’m not trying to be rude, but you do comment to often.
Try to scale back the comments, or you’ll be seen as a troll.
Yaaaa… Oh, wait… thats not funny at all. Sorry Arthur.
*squeeze*
*squeeze* only here for a minute or two today.
I’m so glad I’m no longer in school!
*high five*
*looks enviously over at Malicite and Avis*
Life gets more complicated after school.
WAY more complicated.
*looks smugly over at Avis, Malicite, and Arthur*
But then, high school was pure hell. So, it kind of balances out.
*looks over at Avis, Maliciteand Arthur with blank look on his face*
*climbs up to previous post*
*inserts space*
*jumps down*
I miss the summer vacations! Growing up sometimes sucks.
Correction Arthur, life gets more complicated when you get married and have kids. I know 30 year olds that live in an idiots bliss.
*raises hand*
*waves*
And I thought school was ace.
But at least the age-related insecurities are over now…
*grins at Ninja*
Now you can look forward to you mid-life crisis! I recommend buying a red Porsche convertible.
^r^
I tried that, pocket change, a down payment does not make.
But they did give me a free cup of coffee and a brochure as they pushed me out of the door.
Has anyone heard of a car Brand or Model
named “Cirius” ? Because they
kept telling me to go get one!
Did “they” email you? Because all they offer me is viagra and penis enlargement.
@SB: I know what you mean. They told me I should get the “Sirius” model too, and kept tell me that my name was “Dreeming”.
I did get an email from a great great uncle of someone who doesn’t exist who is leaving me $8.5 Million in his will! All I need is to supply 20 valvid credit card numbers. So, I’ll share with you guys if you send in those numbers now!
@Brewski: OH! I thought they were telling me
the name of a new Chinese / Soul Food Fusion
Restaurant, “Dre’ Ming”
*I wish I was still in school, when my only worries were getting my homewirk done and if that boy was looking at me. now my homework is never done and the boy is ALWAYS looking at me.
*
*looks at WIK*
Indeed, I give anything to be in school again…..minus the acne and the awful clothes of course.
B2th!!!!! *SQUEEZE* LTNS!
Minus the bullying, and the boredom, and . . .
Minus the singing in assembly, the crappy dinners…
Minus the essays, the homework…
Ohhh… where does this belong???
Rejected.Nah, like I said, it doesn’t always work exactly how you want it to.
I had a chance today earlier but I blew it.gross
*high fives right back*
Oddly enough, I am seriously considering going back. I just figured out how to get out from under that student loan I never took out. Of course, it means taking out a student loan to do it.
How is the time to stay in school. I’m struggling to get into law school.
By struggling I mean waiting to hear back… *sighs* I miss school…so fun…
I don’t know, going back to college at 34 might be awkward.
Hmmmmmm. Surrounded by 18,19 and 20 year old kids who think they know everything….I’ll pass, I have enough of that on here
I’m willing to bet I’ll get better grades than they do, if only because I have an idea what I want out of the education. And my “let’s party every night” days are behind me.
Yes, about 8 days behind you!
I’m not so bad as to do that more often than once every 5 weeks or so! At least not any more.
I’m working on my master’s right now. It’s weird knowing that I’m old enough to be some of my classmates’ mom, but it’s much easier this time around. I’m more focused.
Ha! What a dumbass. You don't even know what you're talking about, old man!!
I was recently called “old” by a group of high school kids, I
almost protested, then realized how long I have been out of
HS. Still though, 10 years is NOT THAT LONG. but to a 16 year old, its forever.
I'm 17.Just remind them that you can legally drink. That usually shuts them up and makes them envious.
I know I am reiterating what I said on the last fail but, doesn’t anybody else just want to severely beat every young person they see in public? Just me? I guess I have a problem then.
Yes, yes you do.The next comment will be:
I keep trying to convice myself that I couldn’t possibly have been that annoying. I can’t stand teenagers!
I keep trying to convice myself that I couldn’t possibly have been that annoying. I can’t stand teenagers!
HAH!
I'm just feeling ignored right now. Maybe this will work. Teenagers are horrible! No respect for their elders!I know for a fact I did not dress as whorish as so many of the teen girls I see running around town these days.
Twice in one day, Arthur!Don’t worry Ninja we would all rather be 17, so just sit still and be happy.
(nice precognition Arthur)
Precognition rules!
Arthur!
Are you psychic!
It’s not the respect thing that bugs me. It’s the loud and obnoxious personalities that get under my skin.
Whoa! Yours isn’t bad either, SK.
HaaaA!!1111! Wtf! ROFLMAO!!11 LOL!1!!! JK! y r u so wierd? im glad im not an old prsn lik u hahaha!!!11!!one1!I hope that was meant to be ironic.
I hate kids. *thinks if there is more he can add*
Nope.
Hee! Yeah, I'm sometimes embarrassed by people my age.But then you look at the girls in your class and know that all is well in the universe?
Hey Ninja, just wait ’till your older and away from them. Then you’ll hear about things they did and be really embarrassed.
…and kick yourself for not having done the same stupid things.
I don't really hang out with friends anyway, so...*squeeze*
*hangs out with Ninja*
*looks away*
*squeeze*
What's wrong jam?*points while looking away*
Whoops!! Sorry!!
*zips up fly*
*takes shower to wash off “pedo” tinge to that thread*
Ha, what a dumb*ss!! You don't even know what you're talking about, old man!!1!one!Oops.I got to my third year and realized that I had completely shut down and could no longer gather the will to pass even the simplest class (by pass I mean show up at all). So now I am stuck making a little better than entry level salary and trying to finally get my creative projects off the ground. Life isn’t worth it if you can’t enjoy what you do.
I’m lovin’ it!
Buh-da-buh-buh-buhhh.
“you want thighs with that?”
Those come free with any order.
Fish Taco?
Ba-dum-*tish*
I really don’t want to see what the toy is in this Happy Meal.
It’s a surprise!
k
fv\
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What is the meaning of life.
.
Morons for $300 Please.
Sadly, at this time of year, they’re free [the morons of whom you speak]. And on so many levels. *sigh*
omg i soooo whant that
i soo whant that order
Think that guy that hung the letters still works there?
the fruitcake guy is gay!
Do you realize that calling someone “gay” is no insult? More of a self-insult.
Since when?
Since we decided it was so.
And we rule the world!
Or just Fail Blog…
Since being gay is nothing bad. Therefore, when someone is called “gay” it’s either descriptive or false.
*still wish I was gay.*
Exactly, now i feel uncool because im not gay. I just got flamed hard!
Ya think? I thought I was just informative.
i was kidding he not gay
but u are aruther ed!!!!!
Do you see the little “reply to this comment” link in the corner of each post?
You’re going to confuse the poor fellow, Avis…
That won’t be too hard to do.
Somehow that doesn’t seem hard to do.
Say, do you think that would be hard to do?Pffft. Precognition imposters.
I don’t buy it. So Arthur, what am I about to say? Hmmm???
That’s easy. You’re trying to trick me and therefore you’ll say “I love GWB. Greatest president EVER!”
I love… I love…
GAAAAAH!!!! I can’t do it!!!!
Spoilsport.
What’s really going to bake your noodle later on: is that what I had really planned to say, but just couldn’t bring myself to do it?
Precognition is hard to do.
As is breaking up.
Hardly.
I think that’s supposed to be ‘Fajita’. I have heard people pronounce the word ‘fa-HIGH-ta’ before, so I’m wondering if that’s what happened here.
this sux
Wow, must be delicious! Yummy
privacy-web.net.tc
McSideboob.
Off to my next final! See y'all later!Happy hunting!
Yeah, have fun!
Poll: which is better? Sideboob or Bacon?
Sideboob while eating bacon.
LAST POST!!!
therefore i offically win cuz the last person to post wins
pls no flame me, last post FAIL
Too bad you missed out at that McDonald’s.
This is no longer active.
If that’s the case, EPIC WIN!!!
mc truth
Big mac filet-o-fish quarter pounder frenchfies icy coke big shake sundaes and apple pies!
That’s a novel way to spell Virginia.
I McLove you guys today
Thanks for making a crappy Monday and awesome Monday.
*hic*
We love you too man!
*hic*
Hiccups, Ms B?
*digs out ET finger and dusts it off*
All this time holding my breath and all I need was a finger?
“NEWSFLASH:
McDonald’s is under renovations to compete with Hooters.
What the F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!”
*raises eyebrow in jam’s general direction*
What's that? Jam needs fingering?*backs away quickly*
No! Just dipping into the drinks a little early this morning!
*runs*
*thinks about drinking and turns green*
Rough weekend, Mal? Wish I had been on a bender rather than visiting the mother-in-law…
New post up about weekend. No drinking though. Gunfire. But no drinking.
Gunfire? Did you start another gang war, Avis?
I did have a rough weekend… I saw the sun up both nights, but only remember Sunday morning. I was perpetually hungover the entire weekend…
Clickie to find out about the gunfire. No gang wars, but the cops were part of it.
I wanna move to Avis’s neighborhood! You guys have a lotta fun, it doth appear
Seriously, not so much. That’s why I had to write about it. My neighborhood is a bit on the uptight end. Very rarely does anything really exciting happen.
.
And If you tell us you’re a secret agent, doesn’t that sort of defeat the purpose?
Like an undercover cop car labeled 'undercover'?*+1 point for Ninja*
He’s only occasional, however, so you’ll never know for sure if he’s on duty or not.
Thanks for the update Avis! Sounds like you should invest in a Kevlar vest. Those Louis Vuitton (sp?) stores are rough hangouts.
Before we knew what had happened (we had to look it up online) we postulated that there might have been a jumper. Police action never even crossed out minds. Not in THIS neighborhood!
Exiting car fail.
But so gracefully! Really. If it had been me, I’d have probably broken something.
That’s because your bones are hollow!
*snorks and adds snork to snork count automagically*
What a crazy weekend!
I wish I had a canning pot that big. I did 3 dozen jars of strawberry jam a few weeks ago and it would have been nice to do it in bigger batches.
You can get them at Target I bet. Probably Wally world too, but I refuse to send any one there. Sur La Table has a whole kit, Pot, rack, and jar lifters for about $40. You know, if you feel like paying a fortune to make your own stuff. That price btw does NOT include shipping and handling.
That damned pot BARELY fits in my cabinet, so if you get one, make sure you have a place to stash it.
I want this burger nooooowwww!!!!
Would you like ketchup with that?
Mayonaise
…
Or some Special Sauce
It's not a burger.You want fries with that?
That is a decent price.
*sigh*
I swear FB keeps tabs on GCF and posts the perfect fails for him when he’s away
There’s no Shamwow absorbent enough to cope.
You should get a shamwow screencover for when GCF appears.
*Squeezes the Moomin Man*
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a moomin
*squeeze*
*Throws up a couple of ‘s’ to Moomin*
♯ I am the Moomin Man
Here I am and you know I can
I am the Moomin Man,
I come from far away and I can play,
What can you play?
I play the fool
WeeeeBoooooooooooooooPbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttt
It’s Hole Wheat tho… you sure?
Has anyone else noticed that this fail has been mysteriously removed from FailBlog? Could Micky D’s have gained influence over the internet?
No, it hasn't.Nevermind, it has reappeared, my internet’s acting weird today!
*swats gaynor’s Internet*
Now, behave!
Thanks Brewski!
Y’all better be keepin’ a eye on that internet ya got there – sucker’s liable ta sneak up on ya whilst yer sleepin’ and have its way with ya!
YAY!
Yippee Ki Yay!
Mucky D, not Micky D
Sorry, that’s just what we call it here.
Or Icky D.
Heavy D?
Mountain D?
v+a+g+i+n+a
I rarely put them INTO anything, so getting them out of anything isn’t really an issue.
Uh… it was likely a prank. And the kid who did it probably got fired.
I beg to differ. This is an exclusive sandwich that hasn’t hit the other chains yet.
*was not born yesterday*
*was born yesterday*
WWAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
*hands Brewski a bottle… filled with seasonal ale…*
*sucks on bottle enthusiastically*
dude..no dont steal my name >.<
that is a name used to me by someone special dont use it again xD
Any release dates out yet? By state possibly?
*drumroll*
It’s willdog!
Where the hell have you been?
We’ve been fending off waves of trolls the last few days, similar to a scene from “Night of the Living Dead”.
*reloads shotgun*
Been busy with classes; haven’t had time for Fail Blog lately.
OMGOMGOMG – WILLDOG!!!!!!!!!!
Um…hi?
And where have you been, mister?
*innocently whistles*
Nowhere, nowhere at all.
Vandal, probably.
It should have said MCCHICKEN CLOACA.
Get technical why don’t you!
Quack quack quack mr ducksworth
Well, I’ve done enough ‘work’ for today. Bye all!
Does anyone remember that fail about NaldsMcdo? I think about that one whenever I see a McDonalds sign.
Vaguely.
Here’s an interesting McDonald’s fail, clickie! Is somebody ripping off failblog??
I stumbled across a UK version of Failblog once.
I went on a random fail and called Photoshop.
Happy Days.
I stumbled across this *SQUEEZE*.
I thought you could use it.
You obviously have never been to a White Castle. They sell “Chicken Rings”. What other part of the chicken comes in a ring shape?
It’s PhotoShopped. That’s really a Wendy’s.
FFFFFFAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE
Failblog is so gullible these days.
I think everyone’s missing the biggest fail of all… the mcchicken should be on the dollar menu.
Yumm.
People do stuff like that all the time. Once, I saw a sign like that outside a hotel that said, “WE SERVE PENIS” and the ladder was still propped up against it.
McFake.
I always have to wonder if the little McWorker Bees do this on purpose.
is this or real?
Summer
A Writer’s Den
i’d like to share this one on my blog, is that ok? thanks in advance!
Summer
A Writer’s Den
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***************** Another obvious photoshop. ***********************
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Look at the bottom of the letters.
Each one has anti-aliasing shadowing.
No. You must be a V.I.P. member.
Tastes like chicken Win
Goodness Gracious,
i wonder what the special sauce is?
morning
Old fail is old.
McPhotoshop
Haha! McYummy
LOL
Kim
“billions of billions served”
Sounds delicious
Ah, finally, McDonalds is serving healthy foods.
And a supersized McBiscuit please
So that’s short for “fish tacos at McDonalds?”
It’s just making fun of the family guy episode when Peter orders 6000 chicken fajitas and he pronounces it “vagitas”
i wonder if they can supersize it
There was a mcdonald’s near me that advertised ANGUS burgers…kids would come around and steal the “G” lol…it was pretty epic…everyone on the road stopping to read the sign and honking and laughing.
but it tastes like fish.
I’ll take two! or may be three!
I’ll still rather have my full body latte at Starbuck’s!
That’s some cheep p*ssy.
fast food is for pussies
Wow…I can def see people putting that crap in Wendy’s chili like what that lady did with the finger…
the real fail is the fact that a McChicken costs $3.00. Seriously, its on the dollar menu everywhere else. It isn’t worth much.
Can I get an Egg McMuff with that? Thanks.
Penis with that?
so when do they release the McPenis?
can i have a double one??? ha ha ha
hehe thats nasty.
FINALY! there selling masterbating tools at mcdonalds! my dreem!
roflmao
Billions and billions served… no wonder the world is so fat ;/ lol
failblog.org, how do you do it?