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And I thought they used caramel coloring.
Now i know from were they get the flavour…
i knew it all along
Pepsi is better
The scary thing is, he didn’t check to see if anyone was inside first
Human beings are the secret ingredient in Coke.
so thats where my friend disappeared off to!
He will always be with you. As long as you drink Coke.
i dont think i want to if there’s pieces of my friend in there.
He’s very chunky XD
Would you like your friend in peanut butter then?
Or in BaconLube?
Or in Alex’s Meat?
Or in ho-made babies?
what a name you have O.o
Peanut butter jelly time!
Why does FB delay or block posts with links and always let this one through anyway??
Mine gets through but it won’t damage your brain.
Soylent Green
Soylent sunset yellow E110
Soylent ‘natural’ caramel color
Soylent Green!
Oh I didn’t notice hitchikergal87 already said that. Sorry.
This is supossed to be cocacola truck right? I can’t see the fail…
PMSL how true lol
Pre Mature Softdrink Liaison?
Pee Me Some Lemon.
periwinkle men steal lard!
pineapple marriage slips later.
Pop Making Supply Loo.
Pizza Magically Sipping Leaves.
Pepsi Makes Singing Likitung. There’s 2 fails! One is the toilet, and the other is that it says “Trink” instead of “Drink”!!!
Your failure is that you don’t understand the concept of “another language than your own”.
You’re a fail in society. *pulls out whips* >:-)…
*kicks whips out of hands delivers a blow to DubblE_TaiLZ’s back, sending him crashing to the floor*
Now now! Let’s play nice.
*pulls back flips*
Oh, alright. But he called me a fail! Why I oughta-
We know you’re not a fail. What does it matter what people say? You just gotta smile and nod, BFF.
*smiles and nods*
I’m a girl, you annoyingly long-usernamed idiot. *bites the loser* And my bite is much worse than my bark. And I can freak out my dog with a bark.
I have no doubt.
And also, he is. I’m stronger than most of the boys in my classes. Unlike you.
Good job I refreshed there MRN.
2 tails, go forth and multiply with your owners leg!
All of this is so unnecessary.
Okay Jam, I’ll try.
*smiles and nods*
Nope, it doesn’t suit me. And the troll just called me a loser.
Seen, now there is no way you could possibly determine BF’s strength based solely on his comments.
*See.
The reason I hate Sundays…
I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.
School’s out…we’d better get used to this, folks.
Oh dang, you’re right.
*takes a deep breath and reminds herself that September will eventually come*
It will! It really will!
But until then, let’s vow to just drink a lot, okay?
I feel bad for the teachers on failblog. In September the trolls leave failblog and go too school.
.
*Wonders if Dragon dreads the day someone write PWNED LOLOLOLOLOLOL!1!1!111 on the bottom of a term paper*
*chuckle*
I’m sure it will happen one day. I never thought I’d see, “SHE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE IF YOU DON’T CHANGE THIS PHRASE” on a peer review either, so you just never know.
Well, at least you know the ones who pass your class will not embarrass themselves like I did in my previous post.
*Falls asleep with head in bukkit*
I’m on vacation…I barely even noticed.
I think I’ll declare another “Freedom from Grammar!” day soon. Those are always fun.
*Squeeze*
That does sound fun.
I think I will try to catch a nap before din-din.
Talk to ya later.
*squeeze*
Sweet dreams.
…speaking of school, real quick. I can’t remember which fail, but I wrote a note to you, DW, about having been lucky enough to have an English teacher like you in high school. (Think it was back when Avis “liked that you booped sleepers on the nose.” I did too. *heehee*) Well, just wanted to say that. Carry on and don’t ever let the sleepers fully distract you from those wonderful little oddballs – as I was/am – that actually want to learn. *done and done*
and a *squeeze* for good measure
Hee…! That’s refreshing. Most people react to English professors the way they react to having to go to the dentist.
And I’m very fond of my wonderful little oddball students. They make the job more than worthwhile–they actually make it fun.
*squeeze!*
Sleeping doesn’t mean I don’t want to learn!
It’s just gotten so hard since they took away naptime…
It’s a caca-cola truck.
stfu and trink your Coca-Cola
Why do you have to be rude?
You do realise this is a troll?
Of course she does. But not everyone attacks trolls on sight, BFF.
Nevermind, Fluffy; your comment gave me much-needed snork!
…A much-needed snork. *growls at stupid A key…*
You got it too.
THAT IS NOT THE FAIL!!!
*takes deep breathes and hyperventilates in paper bag*
youFail. Only 500,000 easy payments of hurting you.
No, seriously, you definitely fail. Trink is the German for drink. And your last sentence makes no sense whatsoever.
It does to me. AND I’M NOT AN EXPERT ON ALL MY HERITAGE LANGUAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heritage languages? Come on, this is common sense!
Um…BFF?
Trolls….common sense. Trolls…common sense.
Do these things usually go together?
*headdesk*
Oooops. What was I thinking?!
Heee…!
*squeeze*
I’d like to teach the world to blog
In perfect harmony
I’d like to hold it in my arms
and stave off villainy. . .
…I’d like to see no trolls for once
All of them banned and banned
And hear them tumble down the hills
For peace throughout the land
Shut up, long-named freakshow.
I think you should stop talking to yourself, DuBBIE_TailZ.
Oh, and I think Arthur Eld is weeping at the fact that you are German, as he is German himself.
*pops the bag and socks you in the face*
lol, in addition the truck says trink insted of drink
I’m not drinking any more Coke with “Caffine”. The toilet is too gross to be coloring, it’s the “caffine”…
Trink some more awesomely flavored coke?
After this they went back to the original formula
Once they put the potties in an asparagus farm. The flavor changed forever.
Here’s what bothers me about the whole asparagus issue:
.
“However, not everyone has the urine odor or perhaps not everyone can smell it. ‘There’s something of a dispute,’ said Dr. David Stollar, chairman of biochemistry at Tufts University Medical School. Some scientists think only half of the population can break down the sulfurous amino acids into their smellier components. Other scientists think that asparagus is digested the same by everyone, but that only half can smell the odor.”
.
… Wouldn’t this be extremely easy to test if they’re really not sure?
Yes Mookie, they use caramel coloring. Mountain Dew doesn’t need it, however. Nice and yellow.
…me play joke.
Me put Mountain Dew
In your Coke!
curse you chin-kee!
(obscure book reference, not racism)
(well the book is kinda racist, but im not!)
(plz no flame me?)
end of highly parenthetical comment.
This actually made me *snork*.
I’m not mixing any urine with CO2 forever…
We know wow it’s brown now
Why*
Dr Suess? Is that you?
How now brown coke?
oh-come on- this is so obviously a photo shop. and not a good one either.
dude, the truck says ‘TRINK’ coca cola. should be a double fail.
win?
Why?
rofl
surrip for ur roffle?
It’s a recycling win.
So that’s the flavour for the new product.
I fail to see anything funny here. It’s called Coke anyways.
believe it or not jason, this isn’t a competition to see who is the funniest blogger. some people just like commenting, not cracking jokes.
Believe it or not, I was talking about the fail. >__>
Awkward much?
my bad, it looked like a reply to a comment to marcus. i must be trippin
Perhaps you just had too much coke
not enough, that stuffs the shit!
those who haven’t seen this pic have NO IDEA
Those who don’t have trendy furniture have NO IKEA.
*roffles*
Those with saggy breasts have NO BRASSIERE.
Those who are afraid of large snakes have COBRA FEAR.
Those who drive around here are slow in LOW GEAR.
those who are easily scared should run FAR FROM HERE
Those who don’t have a good CV have NO CAREER.
Those who are crazy sociopaths have NO FEAR.
Those who don’t live by the seaside have NO PIER.
Those like Vincent Van Gogh have NO EAR.
Those who are buttless have NO REAR.
Haha. Make me laugh or it is NO DEAR.
Those who believe in god, Live in FEAR
Those who follow the Book of Mormon have NO BEER.
Those who are square have NO SPHERE.
It’s Brad Pitt, not RICHARD GERE!
*likes sushi* That’s right… NO SEAR!
People who boycott Shakespeare have NO LEAR.
People who have no duct tape will NOT ADHERE.
Those who are sad have no cheer
Those who cry may shed a small tear.
An eier-less bull is known as a steer
Those who are Buddhists tend to reappear.
Those who are unemployed have no career
And sadly spend all of there time here
Wasting their time it is clear
I think you are a queer.
I think you need more evidence to support your hypothesis. You must then submit your paper to be reviewed by your peers.
Hear Hear
Oh dear.
Reply Here…
*Replies*
They’re pushing those portable public toilet things into the truck.
Are you related to Funnyboi?
Maybe she’s from the Netherlands. There’s no such thing as “Coca Cola” there. But, did you know they have other nonsense, like obligated health insurance, which costs………………………………..
Can you say that again?
Five or six more times?
…or perhaps seven?
It was a reply to this comment by JasonK:
I fail to see anything funny here. It’s called Coke anyways.
I’m pretty sure that they have Coca-Cola in the Netherlands. BTW – Thanky MRN for the Jack Johnson link! That was new to me, I thought GWB had done that.
It seems the US Congress can pass multi-billion dollar appropriations or approve invading foreign countries at the drop of a hat, but something like the Jack Johnson issue must be thoroughly examined for years to see what the political fallout will be for supporting it.
Strange. Especially in a case like this, where it’s kinda impossible to differ in opinion.
*squeeze*
Howdy guys.
Thanks for exposing that very obscure aspect of this complicated event.
I concur, pharkon. I too, am grateful to Tina for pointing that out. I daresay I’d have missed that aspect entirely, if not for her post. {\heavy on the sarcasm/} and a *wink* for good measure…
I actually laughed out loud at this comment.
who titn’d?
*glups glups* toilet coke.
yum
does it say “think” or “trink” ??
Trink, it’s German.
is “coca-cola” “coca-cola” in german ?
name FAIL
Das war nicht lustig.
ja
ja rule
DOS AUTO
MS-DOS?
Does it say “Trink Coca Cola”?
no, it says Drink
You either need to clean your screen or you need glasses, as that is definitely a “T” not a “D”, as you have been propagandising below.
T is dhe new D. Ton’d you know dhad?
I tit’nd, acdually. When tit dhis craze sdard?
Heh, heh! – You said sdard.
Wait, wait… if t is the new d, and d is a backwards b, then… ummm… I’m lost.
You mean you’re losd.
Inteet.
Toes dhad mean x is dhe new b?
No, dawningbeauty is the n00by – although there are a few other choices today.
*snorkity*
co-co-combo breaker !
*dskdsk*
annnnnnnnnnd…
*heattesk* whoa
Whad tit you to?
Kintly leave my dids oud of dhis, please. Dhank you.
i trinket pepsi ant nod Coke tue do dhis picdure! ant i am nod a droll.
You are a droll, TuBBlE_DailZ
Dos Auto like from the Volks Wagon commercials. yeah it does say Trink Coca Cola
Ich ordne an. Sie tun nicht. Irgendwelche Fragen?:P
Perhaps it should say, “Tinkle Coca Cola”
That’s hilarious. It explains a lot…
We All know Coke is made of Sh-t anyways.
For example, why coke is addicting.
I remember situation, when I said ‘Coke is shit’. I was right.
So… uhh.. you’re saying that shit is addicting??? How would you know such a thing??? Nevermind, I don’t want to hear it…
Ok Im owned
Yum, pee flavour!
smells like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Forget vanilla coke and diet coke.
Soon,
Corn flavored coke.
Korn flavored? Alrighty then
Then, “Lemon” Coke!
and VANILLA COKE RULES!
Germans, Germans, Germans….
hey, the germans make good stuff. SHAM WOW!?
Careful, Arthur's German.Hey! I’m German! >:(
So is it some sort of toilet conspiracy?
Nah, it’s pretty self explanatory
Terrorists are planning on releasing urine into the German Coca-Cola supply!
I must warn the Germans!
*warns Germans*
*receives warning but doesn’t understand it*
Zis iz a varning from CVR zaying zomezing about cola. Maybe ve don’t drink it enough?
*drinks coke*
*intercepts warning*
I say, this Coke piffle is getting up my nose, what? We stay away from that stuff, and drink good old British tea!
*sips cup of tea and daintily dips biscuit*
*sniffs BFF’s tea*
Where did you get this tea? Is it a coca-cola product?
*spurts out tea*
Sacrilage! Those Coca Cola chaps have stolen our tea! How dare they?!
*leads an angry mob with pitchforks and flaming torches towards the nearest Coca Cola factory!
I get a funny image in my head about tea-drinking English folks with pitchforks yelling “Rubbish! Rubbish!”
It’s a standard Saturday evening for us.
So for you, a funny image might be a bunch of guys from New Jersey sitting around drinking tea and going “Yo! Where’s da lemon?”
Have the Met given you ASBOs over that?
A Small Bowel Obstruction?
Yes, they can have that effect on people.
What do you do on Sundays?
Sunday’s we just drink tea without the pitchforks. It’s a day of rest after all.
So do you still use the flaming torches?
I save those for Friday’s. I prefer the hot oil approach as a rule.
You know, boiling water is just as effective, plus it’s a lot cheaper and easier to clean up.
I take your point Hammy but it’s a slick, tried and tested method.
The British don’t use boiling water for this kind of thing, because every time they see a pot of boiling water they immediately make tea out of it, and then drink it up.
*roffles*
You know us well!
Well, better than those New Englanders who just start throwing lobsters at you.
Where, where?
* Prepares dish of melted butter *
sure does explain a lot
Those of you who’ve been to the Coke museum and plant in Atlanta know there are worse tasting Coke products than this…
I have been to the Coke Museum in Atlanta – as a kid. Refresh my memory.
Like Coke cans?
Wut??? No way dude thats insane! anonymity.ru.tc
Wut??? No way dude thats spam! shutup.ru.tc
Does that say Trink Coca-Cola?
Yes it does! Good call! Maybe it’s a foreign country?
It’s only a foreign country if you don’t live there.
If you werent born there*
If you weren’t born there*
If you weren’t born there.*
…if you weren’t born there.*
It’s like an echo, but it changes every time!
It changes only if you weren’t born there.
A duck’s quack has no echo.
Why a duck?
That’s urban legend. I never saw a duck in a cave, to verify the
theory
Because, Zeppo.
I’m afraid that’s not true, swell foop. Clickie.
I have a link you’ll like even better – ’cause it’s from the BBC.
Chagrin! *knows now she should have checked that out before publishing*
p.s. thanks again, you two
That’s urban legend. Have you seen a duck in a cave to prove this theory?
Me = Fail
on listin all comments before post twice.
Now i won’t have to ask Arthur what shit tastes like again, ’cause i already know :V
I can only tell you about the dust of dried piss, shit and probably puke.
Coca E Coli?
my coke taste funny
I pop open a coke, turn on my computer, I go into failblog and this shows up. Great timing!
Haha.. you been reading yesterday’s fails!
…and the day before. Seems things get awfully serious when I’m away (not necessarily suggesting cause and effect. but…)
This would still taste better than vanilla coke *throws up*.
No thanks, I’m not thirsty (ordering something from restaurant)
Hmmm…I’m waiting for the truck that says “Trink Caca-Cola” on it’s side,
“drink”. not “trink”
Erm – beauty? It says “Trink”. Seriously.
…And even if it didn’t, he should know what truck he’s waiting for.
Did it dawn on beauty yet?
We have a case of “Didn’t look at the fail properly and mercilessly corrected people about it, in error”
*slaps self for being an idiot*
hey, it was early
*feels stupid and hides in corner*
…its, not it’s.
Looks to me like a pepsi win!
I’ve always believed that anyone that spent that much money to set Michael Jackson’s head on fire should be patronized.
*Billy Mays puts a toilet on a marble stage*
Billy: Hi, Billy Mays here, with the new do-it-yourself Coca-Cola maker!
Elfking: *changes channel as quick as I can*
Don’t be surprised, he’ll be selling one of those soon. Along with a picture frame maker, a skull enlarger, and toast that spreads butter on itself, all for the “low” price of sixty-eight dollars.
$19.95, $19.98, $19.99, or three easy payments of $22.67 but never $68 dollars. That’s just wrong…
i luv coke so much but, well… ,um… ,i guess i will never drink it again
Looks like a win to me! Coke is crap.
So… you think it’s a win that Coke is crap?
No wonder it tastes like shit.It’s the real thing.
Not only that, but drink is spelled wrong on the truck. DOUBLE FAIL!!!
Oh, for Chrissakes!
*starts sobbing quietly*
*pat pat pat*
There there.
“There will be more before the day is done”
~AA
Aw, thanks Jam.
*sniff*
Why do these people not think?!
You mean – “why do these people not dhink?”
Ebcacdly! Dhese people have god do dhink!
Sounds like you have a code id your doze.
*hands BFF a hankie*
Because they do not trink or think. (And though you are young, BFF, perhaps you should have a nip now and then, to calm your nerves al little.
Naaah, bad idea. Just ignore that. *entirely out of line, I was* Please forgive.)
*grabs superfluous ‘l’ and runs like the wind*
And it’s really a Dr Pepper truck! TRIPLE FAIL!!!
*screams and runs out of the room*
And the truck is parked on Broomrape road!!! QUADRUPLE FAIL!!!!!
And there’s someone still in the port-a-potty! QUINTUPLE FAIL!
And that guy’s not using proper lifting technique! SEXTUPLE FAIL!
And he’s going to drive under a low bridge!!! SEVEN-FOLD FAIL!!!!
And I had to google seven-fold in Latin to realize it should have been septuple fail!!! OCTUPLE FAIL!!!
The Moomin is behind the truck holding a giant sausage! NONTUPLE FAILS!!!
(FAILS??? Where did that *S* come from?)
*sigh*
Didn’t hit “refresh” before posting. DECUPLE FAIL!!!
Seeing as how this is Mother’s Day, would that make you Octo-mom? NONUPLE FAIL!!!
I just have to say I’ve enjoyed y’all’s comments immensly. Y’all make a dull day pass quickly. Thanks!
does that say “Trink Coca-Cola”?
What if it does?
It does say “Trink Coca-Cola”.
Have you got a problem with that? Well, have you?
This has been a very funny load of comments. BTW, did anyone notice it says “Trink” instead of drink?
Oh no!! Does it??? How come no one else noticed it???
OK, you refreshed faster than I. I’ll get you next time, dammit!
No, no. I believe it says “Stink Coca-cola,” doesn’t it??
I’m not normally one of these guys but this seems to be photoshopped. Isn’t the portapotty a little bit brighter than the truck? The lighting just seems fishy.
This was a test picture – the reflectors still needed some adjusting.
Why hasn’t anybody mentioned Photoshop? I don’t think the porta-potty is proportionate to the guy pushing it or the truck. Just a thought.
Well, a review of all preceding comments will show you that someone has, in fact, mentioned Photoshop already.
Of course this has been photo shopped. The shadow on the T that was changed from a D in “trink” is all wrong.
By the way, did you know that coca cola initial transliteration of its name into Chinese produced a rendering whose meaning was “bite the wax tadpole.” Must have been the same marketers that thought up New Coke.
Ah, Germany.
CABOOSE DISCOVERS GERMANY!!
Is apparently underwhelmed.
I didn’t notice the porti-potty at first, i noticed that it said “Trink Coca Cola Coke” on the truck so i guess it’s a double fail.
it says Trink coca cola
reply to this one
ok
Fehlen
Photoshop…
Trink? It’s a *shop.
PhotoShop Fail. Total Crap. Seriously. About a negative 5 on the haha’s here folks. Total CRAP.
uhm anyone else notice it says “Trink coca cola” ?
No. It does?
LIKE TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE
i just noticed that, i hoped someone would say something.
It should have said “trinket coca cola”?
OK, guys, just for the record: It *does* say “Trink” in Germany, as it is the German word for what you (should) think it is.
But on a side note, and as nobody pointed it out yet, this picture was not necessarily taken in Germany as many old cars and trucks are taken into more eastern countries, especially if they aren’t allowed to drive in Germany for technical or security reasons. And while we don’t see a license plate, the wheel rims look pretty old. Trucks in this kind of state might not be preferable used to commercially deliver beverages, so it could be used in many other countries around (or still in Germany for picking up toilets on bumpy festival grounds).
So in the end, while half of you don’t seem to get it says “Trink”, not “Drink”, and why it does that, it doesn’t mean this was taken in Germany (or other German-speaking countries). Dhere you go.
Add some speling[sic] fail to my previous post. Just like Tori Spelling fail.
Like it isn’t obvious.
Maybe your parents shopped *you*
What is it with people seeing fakes everywhere anyway? Haven’t these guys had contact with reality at all?
Did you create this “masterpiece” yourself, or did you just steal it from worth1000.com?
Neither option applies.
It makes it even funnier that they spelled Drink wrong.
It makes it even more sad that you obviously think that people would actually fail to bring the perfectly-designed artwork of a gazillon-dollar company onto a truck with a typo in it. This is no road paint or something that doesn’t get a thousand times before applying it.
+checked
Wait, the “T” is the fail? I thoght it was that Coke is made of CRAP!
Acdually, id’s in German.
aww nasty!
LAME AND DUMB Photo Shop, fake.
damn. so that’s what I’ve been drinking all this time…well shit..OH CRAP I PUNNED!
No WONDER my Coke always tastes like piss.
This is a double fail, look at where it should say “drink”
Irony win !
DDOBLE FAIL!!!
TRINK Coca-Cola
yea, Trink? maybe thats how the crap collectors got that truck
That confirms that coke tastes of piss.
does that say trink or drink?
$hit never mind it says trink.. wow bonus fail XD
TOASTY!
did anyone notice it says Trink Coca Cola on the side?
yeh, :L:L just another fail to the endless list :L
yo thats a double fail cuz the truck says ”trink” instead of ”drink”
Did you ever think maybe the pic isn’t from the States?
Germany, selling shit as American soft drink since 1886.
did he die?
first it was pepsi putting coke machines into a pepsi truck now coke has to do port-o-potty busniess
heh, mom always told me to stop drinkin coke, that it was made of loads and loads of crap, and that its bad for my health
glad to see she was wrong
Look. Coca-Cola’s Secret recipe!
8=====D—
trink = german = drink
This is why I prefer Pepsi.
DW where do i find awesome professors like you? lulz
lol im the only one that realised! it says TRINK not DRINK
People drink coke, people pee coke, people makes coke outta pee!
that’s thinking ecologically!
but there’s more! they also recycles old toilets for coke cans lol
Does anyone notice it says “trink” coca cola on the van
still better than pepsi
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