Comments on: Late Night Snack Fail http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 10:26:47 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Kyle http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-824250 Kyle Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:47:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-824250 WAIT WAIT WAIT...... WHEN WAS SHE ALLOWED OUT OF THE KITCHEN!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??! WHEN WAS THIS!?!?!?!??!?! no wonder she was afraid of telling him. she left the kitchen........ WAIT WAIT WAIT…… WHEN WAS SHE ALLOWED OUT OF THE KITCHEN!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??! WHEN WAS THIS!?!?!?!??!?! no wonder she was afraid of telling him. she left the kitchen……..

]]> By: Llamamana http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-815075 Llamamana Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:31:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-815075 You replied to a comment saying First........ FAIL! You replied to a comment saying First…….. FAIL!

]]> By: Lizzy http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-812689 Lizzy Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:00:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-812689 Nowhere does it say it took a week, "upon further investigation" was probably asking the wife at the scene, because she was behaving strangely. Don't ASS-ume so much. Nowhere does it say it took a week, “upon further investigation” was probably asking the wife at the scene, because she was behaving strangely. Don’t ASS-ume so much.

]]> By: Pankaj http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-799616 Pankaj Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:55:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-799616 h!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 all enjoy urself & behappy always h!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 all enjoy urself & behappy always

]]> By: 3dham http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-782168 3dham Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:22:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-782168 I can just imagine what she must look like! I can just imagine what she must look like!

]]> By: Lulz http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-737326 Lulz Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:03:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-737326 Many twos... many. Many twos… many.

]]> By: dragun http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-654794 dragun Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:31:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-654794 Shame on you! Shame on you!

]]> By: Eliza http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-631374 Eliza Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:23:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-631374 That's a lot of bacon, even for a midwesterner. Personally, I only eat one pound, many two if I'm really hungry. Gotta leave room for cheese. That’s a lot of bacon, even for a midwesterner. Personally, I only eat one pound, many two if I’m really hungry. Gotta leave room for cheese.

]]> By: ryan http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-628606 ryan Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:27:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-628606 5 lbs. of bacon is a midnight snack? hmmm 5 lbs. of bacon is a midnight snack? hmmm

]]> By: DrowsyPoet http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-591987 DrowsyPoet Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:06:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-591987 The husband didn't smell the bacon? Either she ate it raw or the house always smells of bacon... The husband didn’t smell the bacon? Either she ate it raw or the house always smells of bacon…

]]> By: peterG http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-548508 peterG Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:59:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-548508 what a thrilling turn of events what a thrilling turn of events

]]> By: Ron http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-503704 Ron Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:13:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-503704 Some are saying that she couldn't have put THAT much bacon away by herself, but nah... I've seen plenty of women that could hog down that much on a good binge! Especially, since there's about a 50-60% reduction in fat that cooks off. Oh yeah! ... 2½ pounds of pig; that's little more than a good supper! What a LOT of men don't know is, when they go to sleep, their wives hit the kitchen! And if you're tired and a heavy sleeper, she can down half the week's food rations before 2:00 am! ... You "thought" those groceries were disappearing a little too soon, huh!? Some are saying that she couldn’t have put THAT much bacon away by herself, but nah… I’ve seen plenty of women that could hog down that much on a good binge!
Especially, since there’s about a 50-60% reduction in fat that cooks off.
Oh yeah! … 2½ pounds of pig; that’s little more than a good supper!
What a LOT of men don’t know is, when they go to sleep, their wives hit the kitchen! And if you’re tired and a heavy sleeper, she can down half the week’s food rations before 2:00 am! … You “thought” those groceries were disappearing a little too soon, huh!?

]]> By: The Lightning Stalker http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-459514 The Lightning Stalker Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:38:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-459514 REDNECK WIN! REDNECK WIN!

]]> By: John http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-459420 John Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:20:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-459420 On the other hand, this reminds me of that one scene in Driving Miss Daisy XD On the other hand, this reminds me of that one scene in Driving Miss Daisy XD

]]> By: John http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-459419 John Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:19:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-459419 um... WHO CARES!? um… WHO CARES!?

]]> By: bobert http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-439569 bobert Thu, 28 May 2009 08:55:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-439569 I came. I came.

]]> By: Chronos http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-432289 Chronos Fri, 22 May 2009 12:30:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-432289 It's irony at it's finest! It’s irony at it’s finest!

]]> By: Wife http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-432286 Wife Fri, 22 May 2009 12:23:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-432286 Hi my name is Wife ("hi wife") and I am a baconaholic. Last night I broke down and ate 5 pounds of bacon and the only reason I stopped is because I got caught by the police. Talk about the pig being caught by the pigs for eating pig! Hi my name is Wife (“hi wife”) and I am a baconaholic. Last night I broke down and ate 5 pounds of bacon and the only reason I stopped is because I got caught by the police. Talk about the pig being caught by the pigs for eating pig!

]]> By: Sandra http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-429922 Sandra Thu, 21 May 2009 05:51:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-429922 Not healthy to take that much in a year... Not healthy to take that much in a year…

]]> By: John http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-428549 John Wed, 20 May 2009 12:19:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-428549 What about the smell if bacon smoke....there's no frikin way she cooked 5 packages of bacon in the house without her husband or the cops smelling it. haha I bet the husband was just really pissed off that she cleaned out all of his bacon and now he has to butcher a pig for breakfast! What about the smell if bacon smoke….there’s no frikin way she cooked 5 packages of bacon in the house without her husband or the cops smelling it. haha I bet the husband was just really pissed off that she cleaned out all of his bacon and now he has to butcher a pig for breakfast!

]]> By: LOL Epic Fail http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-428302 LOL Epic Fail Wed, 20 May 2009 06:29:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-428302 Like from that commercial about pigs eating ham at a restaurant. Like from that commercial about pigs eating ham at a restaurant.

]]> By: LOL Epic Fail http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-428300 LOL Epic Fail Wed, 20 May 2009 06:25:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-428300 LOL What a fat pig. I've heard of eating like a pig, but damn. It's not cannibalism, but remembering the taste of her fallen comrades. LOL What a fat pig. I’ve heard of eating like a pig, but damn. It’s not cannibalism, but remembering the taste of her fallen comrades.

]]> By: schsslr http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-426795 schsslr Tue, 19 May 2009 09:49:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-426795 What the ...?? She got up at night to eat FIVE POUNDS(!!!) of Bacon????? What the …??
She got up at night to eat FIVE POUNDS(!!!) of Bacon?????

]]> By: thephantombloggerstrikes http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-423978 thephantombloggerstrikes Sun, 17 May 2009 04:37:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-423978 Just remember that bacon is the new black. Maybe she's just very current. :) #24 Just remember that bacon is the new black.
Maybe she’s just very current. :)

#24

]]> By: ding my dong http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-423204 ding my dong Sat, 16 May 2009 04:02:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-423204 DING DONG GOES MY DONG DING DONG GOES MY DONG

]]> By: Tiffany M. http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-423161 Tiffany M. Sat, 16 May 2009 00:58:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-423161 Five pounds?!? That's one heck of a snack. Five pounds?!? That’s one heck of a snack.

]]> By: Maya http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-423064 Maya Fri, 15 May 2009 22:30:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-423064 so she ate five pounds of bacon? so she ate five pounds of bacon?

]]> By: freddy mcfritters http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-422453 freddy mcfritters Fri, 15 May 2009 15:41:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-422453 what a porker what a porker

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-419916 CWR Thu, 14 May 2009 13:00:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-419916 Swine flew? Get it? *sigh* Yeah, I know. Swine flew? Get it?
*sigh*
Yeah, I know.

]]> By: sggf http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-419767 sggf Thu, 14 May 2009 11:34:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-419767 she eats bacon?? eww cannibal! she eats bacon?? eww cannibal!

]]> By: Duh http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-419427 Duh Thu, 14 May 2009 03:33:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-419427 umm, this was on Leno umm, this was on Leno

]]> By: Tamil Start http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-417695 Tamil Start Wed, 13 May 2009 04:40:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-417695 This is America. This stuff happens loads of times. Just last week someone cleaned out my fridge and I only ate half the stuff. This is America. This stuff happens loads of times. Just last week someone cleaned out my fridge and I only ate half the stuff.

]]> By: Nelliefrellie http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-417663 Nelliefrellie Wed, 13 May 2009 03:45:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-417663 preeeeetty! preeeeetty!

]]> By: JMixx http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-416710 JMixx Tue, 12 May 2009 16:17:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-416710 *burp* *burp*

]]> By: Mossad http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-416126 Mossad Tue, 12 May 2009 13:52:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-416126 Holy crap. I don't think I've eaten 5 lbs of bacon my entire life. Holy crap. I don’t think I’ve eaten 5 lbs of bacon my entire life.

]]> By: Horkos http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-415164 Horkos Mon, 11 May 2009 19:26:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-415164 The cops should have solved this case immediately. Logic dictates that, any man with need to keep 5 pounds of bacon handy MUST have a wife fat enough to consume it all in one sitting. He reported it missing the moment he noticed it was gone, he had no choice, it was self preservation--after all that bitch hungry. **For whatever reason i heard "FEED ME SEYMOUR". while reading that article** The cops should have solved this case immediately. Logic dictates that, any man with need to keep 5 pounds of bacon handy MUST have a wife fat enough to consume it all in one sitting. He reported it missing the moment he noticed it was gone, he had no choice, it was self preservation–after all that bitch hungry.

**For whatever reason i heard “FEED ME SEYMOUR”. while reading that article**

]]> By: blastin' past http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-414915 blastin' past Mon, 11 May 2009 17:33:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-414915 it's fake, came from a satire paper it’s fake, came from a satire paper

]]> By: Kimberly http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-414794 Kimberly Mon, 11 May 2009 17:04:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-414794 If it is Grand Rapids, Michigan I'm surprised this made the news. There are plenty of stabbings or shootings to report. If it is Grand Rapids, Michigan I’m surprised this made the news. There are plenty of stabbings or shootings to report.

]]> By: zzzzzzzzzzz http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-414637 zzzzzzzzzzz Mon, 11 May 2009 15:55:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-414637 Moronic police blotter babble is not a FAIL. It's Jay Leno material. Moronic police blotter babble is not a FAIL.

It’s Jay Leno material.

]]> By: Glenn http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-414496 Glenn Mon, 11 May 2009 14:55:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-414496 I LOLd at ur comment I LOLd at ur comment

]]> By: T http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413723 T Mon, 11 May 2009 08:58:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413723 Just the fact that they investigated this is ridiculous. And as for the bacon scarfing gut truck...I'm not even sure where to start. Just the fact that they investigated this is ridiculous. And as for the bacon scarfing gut truck…I’m not even sure where to start.

]]> By: Miss Trauma http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413643 Miss Trauma Mon, 11 May 2009 06:58:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413643 not to mention the irony in pigs being called in over missing bacon... not to mention the irony in pigs being called in over missing bacon…

]]> By: Sonny http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413635 Sonny Mon, 11 May 2009 06:35:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413635 I actually live in Grand Rapids. But I did not hear of this until I saw this. I actually live in Grand Rapids. But I did not hear of this until I saw this.

]]> By: Zev http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413601 Zev Mon, 11 May 2009 04:39:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413601 That is a TON of bacon. http://ambassadorstotheworld.tumblr.com/ That is a TON of bacon.

http://ambassadorstotheworld.tumblr.com/

]]> By: Dr. Robert Nevill http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413579 Dr. Robert Nevill Mon, 11 May 2009 04:01:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413579 I was savin' that bacon. I was savin’ that bacon.

]]> By: aaronls http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413484 aaronls Mon, 11 May 2009 00:22:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413484 I expected a bacon lube comment in the first 3 posts! I expected a bacon lube comment in the first 3 posts!

]]> By: spaceman http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413353 spaceman Sun, 10 May 2009 21:05:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413353 Giggity. Giggity.

]]> By: Nessie the Flutist http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413327 Nessie the Flutist Sun, 10 May 2009 20:25:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413327 Yay! I guess I'm not the only Death Note fan!! We do need Kira now that you mention it... We could rid failblog of trolls :p Yay! I guess I’m not the only Death Note fan!! We do need Kira now that you mention it… We could rid failblog of trolls :p

]]> By: greengobline http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413266 greengobline Sun, 10 May 2009 19:11:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413266 But you couldn't eat a whole (5lb) one? But you couldn’t eat a whole (5lb) one?

]]> By: Monkeyvich http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/#comment-413219 Monkeyvich Sun, 10 May 2009 18:42:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18191#comment-413219 Sheepland ... THEN scotland? *didn't realize they called Wales "sheepland."* Sheepland … THEN scotland?

*didn’t realize they called Wales “sheepland.”*

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