Comments on: Late Night Snack Fail

By: nar hapı

nar hapı — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 09:49:13 +0000

That’s a lot of bacon, even for a midwesterner. Personally, I only eat one pound, many two if I’m really hungry. Gotta leave room for cheese.

By: altın çilek

altın çilek — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:35:31 +0000

it’s fake, came from a satire paper

By: Thomas

Thomas — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 03:25:40 +0000

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By: huxley

huxley — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:26:07 +0000

5 pounds of bacon? No way. Someone is lieing. Thats almost 20,000 calories worth of bacon… not exactly a midnight snack. An entire month of midnight snacks maybe.

By: Roxanne

Roxanne — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 21:55:50 +0000

LOL Jeazaus. Ya THINK? I’m mean…wow. You must be utterly retarded…

By: PJOfan

PJOfan — Mon, 24 May 2010 04:46:31 +0000

I MEAN 600 LEVELS OF FAIL!!!!
Man i just failed there…

By: PJOfan

PJOfan — Mon, 24 May 2010 04:45:42 +0000

Hi fellow Percy Jackson fans!!!
lol
more than 600 levels of bacon…. creepy.
Creepier than Edward stalking Bella, and thats saying something.
I Am Anti-Twilight.

By: BonJovi821

BonJovi821 — Tue, 04 May 2010 03:36:58 +0000

If you actually HAVE 5 pounds of bacon in the house, I’d assume the house smelled like it.

By: Lightquake

Lightquake — Mon, 03 May 2010 17:28:20 +0000

Technically she’s a hambeast.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:47:24 +0000

WAIT WAIT WAIT…… WHEN WAS SHE ALLOWED OUT OF THE KITCHEN!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??! WHEN WAS THIS!?!?!?!??!?! no wonder she was afraid of telling him. she left the kitchen……..

By: Llamamana

Llamamana — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:31:41 +0000

You replied to a comment saying First…….. FAIL!

By: Lizzy

Lizzy — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:00:45 +0000

Nowhere does it say it took a week, “upon further investigation” was probably asking the wife at the scene, because she was behaving strangely. Don’t ASS-ume so much.

By: Pankaj

Pankaj — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:55:01 +0000

h!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 all enjoy urself & behappy always

By: 3dham

3dham — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:22:58 +0000

I can just imagine what she must look like!

By: Lulz

Lulz — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:03:30 +0000

Many twos… many.

By: dragun

dragun — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:31:13 +0000

Shame on you!

By: Eliza

Eliza — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:23:04 +0000

That’s a lot of bacon, even for a midwesterner. Personally, I only eat one pound, many two if I’m really hungry. Gotta leave room for cheese.

By: ryan

ryan — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:27:04 +0000

5 lbs. of bacon is a midnight snack? hmmm

By: DrowsyPoet

DrowsyPoet — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:06:28 +0000

The husband didn’t smell the bacon? Either she ate it raw or the house always smells of bacon…

By: peterG

peterG — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:59:15 +0000

what a thrilling turn of events

By: Ron

Ron — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:13:22 +0000

Some are saying that she couldn’t have put THAT much bacon away by herself, but nah… I’ve seen plenty of women that could hog down that much on a good binge!
Especially, since there’s about a 50-60% reduction in fat that cooks off.
Oh yeah! … 2½ pounds of pig; that’s little more than a good supper!
What a LOT of men don’t know is, when they go to sleep, their wives hit the kitchen! And if you’re tired and a heavy sleeper, she can down half the week’s food rations before 2:00 am! … You “thought” those groceries were disappearing a little too soon, huh!?

By: The Lightning Stalker

The Lightning Stalker — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:38:39 +0000

REDNECK WIN!

By: John

John — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:20:28 +0000

On the other hand, this reminds me of that one scene in Driving Miss Daisy XD

By: John

John — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:19:51 +0000

um… WHO CARES!?

By: bobert

bobert — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:55:39 +0000

I came.

By: Chronos

Chronos — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:30:18 +0000

It’s irony at it’s finest!

By: Wife

Wife — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:23:12 +0000

Hi my name is Wife (“hi wife”) and I am a baconaholic. Last night I broke down and ate 5 pounds of bacon and the only reason I stopped is because I got caught by the police. Talk about the pig being caught by the pigs for eating pig!

By: Sandra

Sandra — Thu, 21 May 2009 05:51:05 +0000

Not healthy to take that much in a year…

By: John

John — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:19:32 +0000

What about the smell if bacon smoke….there’s no frikin way she cooked 5 packages of bacon in the house without her husband or the cops smelling it. haha I bet the husband was just really pissed off that she cleaned out all of his bacon and now he has to butcher a pig for breakfast!

By: LOL Epic Fail

LOL Epic Fail — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:29:29 +0000

Like from that commercial about pigs eating ham at a restaurant.

By: LOL Epic Fail

LOL Epic Fail — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:25:40 +0000

LOL What a fat pig. I’ve heard of eating like a pig, but damn. It’s not cannibalism, but remembering the taste of her fallen comrades.

By: schsslr

schsslr — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:49:42 +0000

What the …??
She got up at night to eat FIVE POUNDS(!!!) of Bacon?????

By: thephantombloggerstrikes

thephantombloggerstrikes — Sun, 17 May 2009 04:37:40 +0000

Just remember that bacon is the new black.
Maybe she’s just very current.

#24

By: ding my dong

ding my dong — Sat, 16 May 2009 04:02:06 +0000

DING DONG GOES MY DONG

By: Tiffany M.

Tiffany M. — Sat, 16 May 2009 00:58:11 +0000

Five pounds?!? That’s one heck of a snack.

By: Maya

Maya — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:30:48 +0000

so she ate five pounds of bacon?

By: freddy mcfritters

freddy mcfritters — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:41:18 +0000

what a porker

By: CWR

CWR — Thu, 14 May 2009 13:00:56 +0000

Swine flew? Get it?
*sigh*
Yeah, I know.

By: sggf

sggf — Thu, 14 May 2009 11:34:27 +0000

she eats bacon?? eww cannibal!

By: Duh

Duh — Thu, 14 May 2009 03:33:35 +0000

umm, this was on Leno

By: Tamil Start

Tamil Start — Wed, 13 May 2009 04:40:30 +0000

This is America. This stuff happens loads of times. Just last week someone cleaned out my fridge and I only ate half the stuff.

By: Nelliefrellie

Nelliefrellie — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:45:53 +0000

preeeeetty!

By: JMixx

JMixx — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:17:14 +0000

*burp*

By: Mossad

Mossad — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:52:57 +0000

Holy crap. I don’t think I’ve eaten 5 lbs of bacon my entire life.

By: blastin' past

blastin' past — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:33:14 +0000

it’s fake, came from a satire paper

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:04:58 +0000

If it is Grand Rapids, Michigan I’m surprised this made the news. There are plenty of stabbings or shootings to report.

By: zzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzz — Mon, 11 May 2009 15:55:52 +0000

Moronic police blotter babble is not a FAIL.

It’s Jay Leno material.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:55:14 +0000

I LOLd at ur comment

By: T

Mon, 11 May 2009 08:58:22 +0000

Just the fact that they investigated this is ridiculous. And as for the bacon scarfing gut truck…I’m not even sure where to start.

By: Miss Trauma

Miss Trauma — Mon, 11 May 2009 06:58:56 +0000

not to mention the irony in pigs being called in over missing bacon…