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advertising fail..
posting fail fail..
is that a triple fail?
quadruple fail..
FAIL
Fail on a cheese sandwich and maybe some lettuce?
with pickles
The internet is a series of… tubes. He’s the one delivering them.
This explaine the slow connection speed if they hand deliver the information tunes.
*squeeze*
Morning.
But it’s still better than two cans and a wire.
Morning Moomin! Good to have you here!
*sees conversation with jam*
*squeezes the Moomin*
I dunno, two cans a wire can be used as a weapon against online trolls
For garrotting?
Sounds like a plan. Count me in!
Carrotting? You and your wabbits.
*Dings*
I’m done!
So that’s what they look like!
He’s got some emails spilling out of there.
Default getaway.
(more work – byeee – sorry)
*tries to grab for Aja’s ankle*
*misses*
bye
I grabbed him, but all I got was his “A.”
Just ja!
You broke Aja???
And possibly the sound barrier, I understand.
*did you hear that?*
WTF is this Bushu at the top – I’m pretty sure that wasn’t there this morning.
(Back, sort of)
It wasn’t there; only showed up much later! Go figure…
*shrugs*
cool sidepipes …
Google’s new Internet provider service technicians. This is a service truck for the plumbing hardware dispatchers (PHD) while they work on the new hub. google.com/tisp/install.html
N-I-G-G-E-R
He’s too wrapped up in what he’s doing to focus on driving.
What… what… what is this worm thing?
I’m a sausage.
*squeeze*
Morning.
You’re a silly sausage alright!
Morning.
I can run rings around him.
Careful, or I’ll poke you another hole.
Your ring looks tasty!
You can count on being eaten in FB.
I spit not swallow.
You must not be in love.
You’d do anything for love? Even listen to Meatloaf?
Even eat meat.
Sometimes there’s too much bone.
Sometimes you have to suck it up, and take it like a (wo)man.
Well that just blows!
But love feels wunderful.
o cum on
Hahahahahahaha.
Didn’t see that one coming.
No squeeze?
We’re not allowed to squeeze the sausage at work.
Can you dunk the donut?
Hehehe! Morning, fine people! *squeezes all*
*squeezes Arthur*
Morning!
I’m not made of horse so it should be ok.
Spam?
Looks like your sausage hangs a little to (your) right.
*squeeze*
Uhh! Did you put Baconlube on that?
I believe it was too eggy for Baconlube.
Quit telling ferti-lies
There’s always a *special squeeze* for your sausage!
That’s alot of innuendo.
His sausage is inmyend? Oh!
O indeed!
♪Oh oh oh, it’s magic!♪
*is scared*
Are you sure? I thought you were a grub or something!
Positive.
Am a sausage.
*squeeze*
Well, a sausage isn’t the wurst thing you could be.
There’s wusre? Links please.
*switches R and S up there*
That guy is hosed.
He can’t have applied the ointment.
Do you think his hose is as burnt as your sausage?
Well, you did give me a proper grilling last night.
I forked you, because you were done.
I was hoping you’d be cream filled. Guess the injector wasn’t working.
I’m a new type of donut. Meat-filled.
Damn. There goes my ‘have you any meat in you, would you like some?’ feeder line
How about, “Care to be porked?”
That’s too quorny.
Speaking of meat substitutes…
I’m no substitute for catdog?
You mean, like soysage?
FB hates me. I refreshed 5 times and there were only 2 comments each time. So then I decide to comment. What happens? 14 comments! Aaaaggghhh!!!
*squeeze*
I can’t keep up either! hehe
*squeeze*
I’m trying my best, though. Keep on keepin’ on!
I don’t worry, though. I just get happy.
The problem with those modern electric cars is that they need to carry very thick wires to be plugged in.
The advantage in this generation of electric cars is that they don’t need to be plugged in at all times.
And you can use their versatile trunk to transport children or fridges.
Speaking of children…. What did you eat???
I find it so fitting that Mookie’s comment was #69!
I guess catdog’s heart skipped a beat or two when he read the first three words.
You missed only by two words. And the word I am talking about is the name.
Don’t get too attached to the name – you know here in the States they sometimes change.
Are you thinking on changing yours? You may like to know that Spanish names sounds great and some of them match your beautiful hair: Maria De Los Angeles Macarena Culoprieto.
In my head “culoprieto” translates as “ready bum” (Fr. cul prêt)
Well, in Spanish, “prieto” means “tight”, as in antonym of “loose”.
I’ve always been partial to “Pancho Villa.” But I think I would need to grow a mustache first.
What are you doing down here, when all the action is up there? Wait, I’ve said that before…
(XOXOXO Love you madly.)
Those puns are too advanced for my silly mind, but I liked (and lol’ed with) your 1:16 comment, my sweet love. *kisses*
Funny, that didn’t make you laugh last time. (clear your cache, amor, or you will miss some of the jokes).
I cannot laugh when I am breathless (sweet, I cannot wait to bite you again, vida mia)
If I steal your breath it is only fair – you stole my heart. (Te apetece de postre, mi deseado?)
I keep it inside mine, it won’t get lost (¿tengo que esperar al postre? Yo habÃa pensado un poco de tu cuello como aperitivo)
You had better keep all of me then – you know I have a tendency to get lost. (Puedes tener todo lo que quieres, amado. Quizas necesitemos otra “cita,” eh?)
I don’t want you to get lost… I found you once and I cannot be so lucky again, (puede que este fin de semana podamos “bautizar” cierto apartamento).
The luck was entirely mine, my angel. (necesitamos cortinas y
una red segura! me gustaria bautizarte a ti, con mi cuerpo…)
Well, we won’t be arguing about the luck
(me bautizaste a mi muchas veces de esa manera, me siento la persona más bendecida del mundo)
Why do you have a mandril’s bum for an avatar???
*guffaw*
There goes the diet pepsi through my nose again!
*squeeze*
Cheerio!
Have you ever had a margarita going through your nose?
*squeeze*
Not yet, tanked-fully!
(Btw, Whoa Nellie… it’s your fault I got curious about margaritas!)
Another slightly related story by Arthur:
A guy I knew used to work in a club which was known for bad techno music and arrogant guests. When I asked him if the other people working there were nice, he replied with a desperate look and the following:
“They sniff tequila. Yes, through the nose.”
No more questions necessary.
Wow! They must have used brass cleaner instead of Eier-shampoo!
Another unrelated anecdote by Czuhc:
This morning I read this in a patient’s chart: “Sometimes has blood in sperm, mostly after dog has jumped on testicles“.
(I think this referred to the patient’s testicles, not the dog’s)
HAHAHAHA!
*squeeze*
OUCH!
*has blood in sperm*
Woof!
Wow! In what kind of kinky night club are you working?
What kind of philias have your customers to prefer to be named “patients”?
They are all very patient. They wait for the dog to jump.
So those are not very strong rubber bands, holding the car together?
To half your petrol costs:
1. Tie one end of rubber tubing to secure fitting in garage.
2. Tie other end securely to car.
3. Drive to destination.
4. Ensure handbrake is engaged before exiting car.
5. To return to your garage simply disengage handbrake.
Genius! (forgot safety and profit though)
6. Try to limit your journeys to less than 100 meters.
7. Try to choose a route that involves no corners.
8. Beginners may wish to reverse to their destination as this will make it easier to judge the braking point when you approach your garage on the return section of your journey.
*reads it three times*
Nope, still don’t get it. I really should get that PhD.
8b. If you are reversing to your destination it is recommended that you attach the vehicle end of the rubber tubing to the front of your car.
NOW it makes sense!
Is this Batmobile?
Actually, closer than you’d think! In TDK, Bruce Wayne drives a Lamborghini Murciélago. This is a Lamborghini LMP002… The hose is obviously for the hook the Batmobile uses to get around corners.
what a tube! (the driver that is)
Tubular!
Bells!
Hells!
Tells!
JELLS!
Swells?
Not tells.
Yells!
Quells!
Miss spells
Bukkit please.
*SKERPLOTTCH*
Smells.
*ackackack*
Shells.
Gels/jells… it’s the same.
Dispells!
Czuhc worries too much.
Dwells!
I think Czuhc and Arthur do exceedingly well.
Excells!
I think the whole FAILblog is fabulous.
Compels!
Onward towards the next fail.
Propels!
Resells!
You’re mine? muahahaha! Awesome!
Totally!
There’s a disturbing amount of fail-picture-related commentary today, let’s try and keep that to a minimum folks. Thanks
*puts sunglasses back on*
*trips while walking away*
*catches CM*
Careful there!
Uh, how ’bout…
“The car is a lowrider trying to whirl hula-hoops?”
*sings loudly and off-key*
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can….
what type of car is that?
Futuristic.
External airbags increase the probability of surviving a crash. They also increase the probability for a crash, though.
lada,or Å‚ada in polish.
This looks like the Blue Man Group’s new instrument.
mabey the car just wanted to where a turban….
A turban?! WHERE?!
take off hoser (Canadian joke ).
In soviet russia pipe fit’s you!
*has a pipe fit*
*has a hissy fit*
*has a kitkat *
*has a cow*
It rubs the wax on its car or else it gets the hose again.
I guess he couldn’t fit all his ‘ho’s’ in the back seat?
CAN’T SEE SHIT, CAPTAIN! I’M IN A TUBE-A TROUBLE.
Here’s the source of the pic. It is a blind-racing event.
http://www.actioncenter.se/folkrace.html
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this makes the car go faster…