(deu) Ei / Eier (eng) Egg / Eggs
(deu) Ball / Bälle (eng) Ball / Balls
Sag ich Ich sagt er I, sag ich Ei sagt er Egg,
sag ich Eck sagt er Corner, sag ich Koana
sagt er Nobody, nur beim Bier samma uns einig
“Best age” probably refers to “Middle age,” given that nothing else would really make sense there. If so, then yes, it’s still a bottle filled with lumpy, guido-orange scrotum-wash for wrinkly old farts hitting their mid-life crisis. Enjoy.
Well, that would be weird. I speak german and I always took “best years” to mean the fittest years. Possible I misunderstood it all this time, but why do you think?
i don’t even think this guy over me knows what shit he is writing there.. people are stupid when they are reacting like this to a comment in german. sad.
how to ask the one what it means in english and learn something by doing it, hm?
That comment is clearly stupid… He just said “You wash your balls with that, so what else? thst’s fine xD ” so what’s up whith that Heil hitler..just because he wrote in german…-.-
I was wondering about that. How come Germans are so eager to translate the fails? Think about the video with the TV-show host touching the tits of the blond woman. Round about 100 Germans explained the context and translated the whole conversation, even though the latter was unnecessary.
Your my favorite! *hugs G*. And what would you like for christmas? Did the person who named wurst realize they just named a type of german sasauge wurst?
I realize you were making a nice transition from the egg reference, but in this case don’t you think a reference to mountain oysters would be more appropriate? Or inappropriate, depending how squeamish you are.
See that girly-swirly card on the right hand side? Well, this jar of Hamberg Eggs was actually given as a gift. This is a quality brand, and each jar includes upto 80% testicles. If there’s a fail, it’s that they were given away.
No I just finished drinking…
(Who’s that by? Even though some songs are mostly in hawaiian and I don’t understand them I still like the way it sounds. It gives me goosebumps/chicken skin when I hear that kind of music)
lol.
(Hawaii 1978, Johnny Mahoe, and uhhhh. why do I keep forgetting…maybe because I constantly drink or that might be all the songs I know…oh wait In this Life, Staring all over again, Hawaiian Superman?
*squeeze*
Don’t ask me all that! You are the one in Hawai’i.
.
There are a few other contenders for that title, Oh Naaah…
(and NO, I am not one of them, even though I may be eligible for an Hono(u)rable Mention.)
*squeeze*
Oh sorry I forgot to close out the parenthesis and I wasn’t quite sure If it was how it was spelled, the last one or even if that’s the title but I’m pretty sure.
Why who else is from here?
…wait, How did you know I was from here? Unless you work for CIA or something.
*Disregards everything I just said*
Ahh, I didn’t realize that teabaggers had their own official shampoo. Lucky buggers! However, they should have ceased the opportunity of product placement during the televised portests last month. What a waste!
Seriously, it’s been translated multiple times already. Just … don’t. The Americans don’t care and the rest of us don’t find it funny because we actually understand what this is and that it’s meant as a joke to begin with.
He was making fun of his roommate who was a male stripper who shaved his balls for occupational reasons. This splash was aftershave, not shampoo. Could you imagine- that would burn like holy hell!
I saw that show. But I believe Snr. Francisco used the word “huevos” instead, Huevo Splash! You sexy motherf…(I’ll stop there), his being Latino and all. And, interestingly enough, “huevos” is slang for balls but means “eggs” literally in Spanish.
I don’t know about that… the nice fellow who pushes those ShamWow things on the telly beat the crap out of a prostitute in a Miami hotel room not too long ago. You can read all about it on Smoking Gun. Maybe the Eier ShamWow is soaked with testosterone, and you family jewels absorb it pretty quickly. Hence, the sex and violence.
Ya know, he did say in the commercial that Olympic swimmers use ShamWow to dry off. Considering my first paragraph, maybe they were swimmers from the East German Women’s Swimming Team.
Don’t know if anybody posted this before, but… the translation is “Egg [ball]-shampoo for men at best age”. A big and ugly win. No fail here, but still kinda funny.
Be a curtious guest and always clean up before attending any party. Curtosy requires the host and all guests to do everything reasonable to avoid being offensive in any way.
OMG, some friends gave me a bottle of this as a gift once. It’s actually just plain shampoo and not even good.
You can buy this stuff here in germany at some stores for prank and fun stuff.
“Eier-Shampoo – für Männer im besten Alter. Mit diesem Shampoo, oh welch Wunder werden die Eier noch viel runder… Und nach dem Duschen ist der Sack wieder sauber und auf Zack !”
Pretty close on the time, but we fell way short of 350 posts.
…Of course, they might have read all the posts and purposely did it… naw, what am I saying? Read all the posts! They don’t even read the posts that are currently on their screen when they reply.
omg!! love it!! I don’t know why I love this so much, being a woman and all….maybe because I like balls, especially clean ones..
it’s definitely good marketing though, considering you probably don’t need a separate product to clean yr balls.
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
… und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen UND KEINE EIER!
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen UND KEINE EIER!
balls like boobs may not be exactly the same size and some guys have one that hangs a little lower. You don’t want those bad boys knocking each other when you walk!
And you wash what with it?
Head and shoulders.
Oh, and balls.
.. really, really UGLY balls.
Lopsided balls.
They usually are, only this is more exaggerated than reality.
Wha? It’s not mouthwash?
It’s for gargling.
Lather, rinse, repeat on you? *gags*
Eier-Shampoo – Ball Shampoo
Für Männer im besten Alter – for men in their best ages
Just to let you know
i know. i have just bought a 97 pack after seeing this picture
(musical note) head and shoulers knees and balls,
knees and balls,kneese and balls……
….eye-balls mouth and nose.(musical note)
…head and uvula, knees and balls, knees and balls! (musical not)
I’m so gonna get that one at the local sex shop tommorow!!! WIN WIN WIN!!!
Eier actually means eggs, I think. Interestinggg…
Breaker.
breaker
Eier doesn’t mean balls, but rather “eggs” in german
Eier means balls in german ….
its just the same word … eggs, balls
want some eier for breakfast?
Want some nuts to snack on?
Yes it does. It means both eggs and balls, just as ‘balls’ in
English means both balls and testicles.
That is indeed shampoo for testicles.
Also the same way in Spanish. Juevos refers to eggs or balls depending on topic.
Or “huevos”, if we’re spelling today.
“Eier” is a slang term for “Hoden”, you know?
Just like “balls” is a slang term for “testicles”.
The only truly universal language is obscene
(deu) Ei / Eier (eng) Egg / Eggs
(deu) Ball / Bälle (eng) Ball / Balls
Sag ich Ich sagt er I, sag ich Ei sagt er Egg,
sag ich Eck sagt er Corner, sag ich Koana
sagt er Nobody, nur beim Bier samma uns einig
samma ??? what bloody dialect is this ? bavarian?
i thought eier was eggs….
it probably is slang for balls in germany
im pretty sure bälle means balls
right, because other languages are just word substitutions… try it out!
… actually, the direct translation is “eggs shampoo”, but we all know what juevos are.
Eier Shampoo – Egg Shampoo
Fur Manner im besten Alter – For men in the prime of life
translation FAIL (if you used Google translater) – should say “For men in the prime of life”
Wha? It’s not mouthwash?
ROFL brilliant comment dude
follow with bacon lube
Well it is if you like oral sex…
Bouncy uneven balls. Fun for all ages.
Do not taunt bouncy uneven ball.
Do not taunt bouncy balls. Snip them and hang them from you rear view mirror.
If Happy Fun Ball references are commonplace in the comments, I should probably read them more often.
Well, they are more common than references to Happy Fun Rock, I promise you that.
Happy Fun Ball WIN!
balls are almost always uneven …
You found balls that are the same? Which species was that?
The label says it’s for elderly men. Just so you know. Now live with that image in your head.
…. that image makes me quit life.
No it doesn’t. It says “For men in the best age”.
“Best age” probably refers to “Middle age,” given that nothing else would really make sense there. If so, then yes, it’s still a bottle filled with lumpy, guido-orange scrotum-wash for wrinkly old farts hitting their mid-life crisis. Enjoy.
Well, that would be weird. I speak german and I always took “best years” to mean the fittest years. Possible I misunderstood it all this time, but why do you think?
yes, its ok. you understand it right, but in this case not
its meaned as maire said: 40years and older mans balls
And yes: eier means eggs, but in this case, eier means balls.
But DANCING balls, as suggested by the motion lines.
Would you like to go to my place bouncy bouncy?
I am no longer infected!
I like to make sexy time!
You’ll need some ingredients for that.
The shampoo tingles and tickles their fancy.
And how do you tickle someones fancy exactly?
If I showed you how, you would never be the same again.
anyone has a link to where i can order it online?
http://www.emp.de/bin/shop.php?prog=shop&mid=&article=822369&funktion=PRODUCTINFO&bildrub=&product=Eier-Shampoo:%20Hygieneartikel&tc=SEARCH
I don’t know if they ship though.
Interestingly people who bought the testicle shampoo also bought
Spongebob slippers and AC/DC t-shirts.
Arrested development?
Whoa, you mean mature men DON’T buy spongebob slippers and AC/DC t-shirts?
http://www.adamodereva.at/neu_im_shop/eier-shampoo_350_ml
http://www.geburtstagsgeschenk-online.de/shop/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=3578
All in German, sorry. Try eBay ;D
Costs between 6-7,95 euro, so 8-10 dollars?
http ://www.affengeile-geschenke.de/Eier-Shampoo.htm
Head and Boulders?
win to Petrander…. (I should know better than to drink while reading the comments ….. ) you made snort my ice tea… thanks.
Ice and all?
Because that would be awesome… or horrendously painful…
Epic comment WIN!
Ok, that was an epic win! Anyone have some bacon lube?
Awesome comment…WIN
Maan damit wäscht man sich den sack was denn sonst ^^
das is guuut
Heil Hitler!
i don’t even think this guy over me knows what shit he is writing there.. people are stupid when they are reacting like this to a comment in german. sad.
how to ask the one what it means in english and learn something by doing it, hm?
That comment is clearly stupid… He just said “You wash your balls with that, so what else? thst’s fine xD ” so what’s up whith that Heil hitler..just because he wrote in german…-.-
it says “balls shampoo” in german, so it seems to be really made for male genetala
Prevents male baldness.
Oh, those crazy non-Americans!
Shouldn’t that have beeb “ballness” ?
*beep*
Go ahead and pass – I know I’m a slow driver.
*honk*
Ah-OOOG-gah!
How I love those old honks!
lol wut
CAUTION!
.
May contain traces of nuts.
For external use only!
Do not swallow!
Not suitable for vegetarians.
Only when mixed with Bacon Lube.
Will it make it grow?
Alright–that’s too good!
(I’ll have you know I now have the hiccups, and it’s all your FAULT!)
We use only the finest testicles.
Lightly snipped and washed in fresh spring water.
Second MP reference in one thread win.
…and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate sack and lovingly frosted with semen.
It should have a bright red label .. Warning Larks Vomit
Head Shoulders Ni and balls, Ni and balls.
“…dew picked and flown from Iraq.”
.
Now that sure sounded inappropiate.
About 5 hrs from now, starting at about post 350, several people will say, “That’s not a shampoo win, it’s a _______fail!”
I refuse to take bets I cannot win!
Ok, I’ll bite. I say it’s going to be a troll with a green avatar, and the post will be in all caps.
Oh balls. I lost already.
Ahh you lost you’re balls? Shoulden’t have gone to that summer vacation, or tan on a porch naked.
I don’t have my own balls. Just a collection I keep in a jar I got from Ry.
That’s not a shampoo win, it’s a gretting card FAIL!
And a spelling FAIL!
Damn! I should have taken the bet. 22nd?
Read carefully – early strikes do not invalidate my comment.
Aha! You’re right but the result is still the same.
Too soon!
Around this time, numerous people will offer a translation.
(see below)
I was wondering about that. How come Germans are so eager to translate the fails? Think about the video with the TV-show host touching the tits of the blond woman. Round about 100 Germans explained the context and translated the whole conversation, even though the latter was unnecessary.
Because nowhere else in the world do men touch women’s boobs. Translation was necessary.
Because you are all aware that German is a made-up language and are self-conscious about it.
You’re right. I tend to forget that. But then again, I don’t have a PhD.
OT, Arthur: Have you seen this story? Don’t know if it’s developing further since April 22.
Family of boxer fights for pardon of 1913 racist conviction
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/04/22/jack.johnson.pardon/
Ahh that’s too bad you should try to get one especially in Science.
hehe
And make sure it’s a matter of national secruity.
I have a PHD in washing men’s balls
Oh. My. God. You are evil, granny.
Why thank you, you’re pretty bad in a good way yourself
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
You fooled me at first with that cursed avatar. But I think you*re on a dangerous path. You might summon it like that…
Better? Not really I know
It would have changed sooner, but gravatar was on strike when that bumbag was around
Much better!
Or a GED
Just STFU. Damn ungrateful Schnackenpfoff
He’s not ungrateful, just making an observation.
Be nice to Arthur, he’s respected round here.
And he’s German btw.
Wow, nice sausage!
It’s bent like a scimitar!
Your ring looks awfully pink.
A little to the left!
Do(ugh)nuts! I love donuts.
Great. So now semen prevents dandruff?
…and if you swallow it, it prevents HELLP syndrome. True story!
My sister in-law had that. I wonder is she swallows. *ponders*
Well…only one way to find out, I guess.
Actually, she doesn’t eat much so I’d say probably not.
Great, so whattam I gonna do with this?
Lube up, chuck!
It’d be a shame to shellve things.
If Granny was here, he’d tell you to put the lotion in the basket.
it massages the lotion into its balls and hose again
*squeeze*
Did you squeeze before or after application?
*squeezes the dry part of Granny*
Ooh! That Tickles!
This shampoo makes my balls so dry
You need to condition yourself to forget about the itch.
Swallow it and move on.
DOT ORG!
That’s my favorite website! By the way glad to see your back to normal, granny.
P.S. Did you bring the baconlube?
Is that because swallowing prevents the pregnancy itself?
It’s testacular!
Awww poor Toe
.
Thankyou for introducing testacular into my vernacular!
So egg-citing!
does anyone here know what eier means? its afrikaans for Egg
Same in German, but in this context it actually means testicles.
Are you gonna supply both sides of the conversation, or can we play too?
does anyone here know what eier means? its dutch for Egg
Does anyone know what egg means? It’s English for ovum.
Does anyone here know what ovum means?
Does anyone here know what egg means? its eier for Dutch.
Does anyone here know what Dutch means? It’s egg for…forget it.
Does anyone here eat scotch eggs?
Wow, blast from the past. Yeah, I’d have a go at a scotch egg. Or even settle for a Northerner.
Northerners have hard boiled eggs (or stotties).
ABCDEFG
What is a scotch egg?
You’d like it – it’s not a vegetable! (I think…)
I’ve always wanted to try one, but I was never able to find them anywhere!
It’s not the wurst thing. The crumbs and flaky bit are tasteful!
But brat still doesn’t explain what they’re made from!
You’ll Cumberland to my way of thinking soon enough.
At least drop a breadcrumb trail as a hint.
Maybe sundae…
It’s a rocky road.
I thought he get the yolk by now!
I think we’d have to meetvursti.
(I thought we were making sausage puns!)
Nope. It was a little to hard(boiled)
I thought we we talking scotch eggs. I’ll banger it in if you really don’t get it.
(over)easy does it.
I don’t know what a scotch egg is to be frank(furter)
(I thought we were making a Scotch egg recipe pun run, but apparently we didn’t have thyme to finish it.)
What do sausages have to do with the makkara of Scotch eggs?
Sausage mince is part of the recipe
Wow, Scotch eggs sound awesome!
As with most Scotch things, it’s better not to ask what they’re made from.
Your my favorite! *hugs G*. And what would you like for christmas? Did the person who named wurst realize they just named a type of german sasauge wurst?
Looks like the best bet is to roll your own:
.
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Scotch-Eggs-11508
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or, slightly healthier looking:
.
http://www.mrbreakfast.com/superdisplay.asp?recipeid=118
It can’t be a vegetable, it’s anything scotch. I’m betting it’s deep fried.
I realize you were making a nice transition from the egg reference, but in this case don’t you think a reference to mountain oysters would be more appropriate? Or inappropriate, depending how squeamish you are.
Actually, it’s not
The Dutch word for egg is “ei”, plural being “eieren”, not “eier”
But in compound nouns, it IS “eier- ” (eiersalade, eierkoek,…)
Well this is German anyway, not Dutch, so who cares. (And yeah, in German in t’s “ei, eier”.)
The guy on the bottle obviously went on summer vacation and got more than he bargained for.
He misunderstood when he was offered “fly lice”
sorry “egg fly lice” would be more appropriate
Balls!
Testicle shampoo.
For men in their best age.
Translation:
Egg-Shampoo
For the men in the best age
It’s actually “balls shampoo”.
While German “Eier” literally translates to “eggs”, we all know what it means.
This one is a fail
See that girly-swirly card on the right hand side? Well, this jar of Hamberg Eggs was actually given as a gift. This is a quality brand, and each jar includes upto 80% testicles. If there’s a fail, it’s that they were given away.
Indeed it is. Posting unfunny mediocre German gift store stuff is a failblog FAIL.
Ball-oney!
(or ball-ogna!)
Translation is something like:
Balls – Shampoo
for men in their prime age
And yes, it’s supposed to mean exactly what you all think.
I might be wrong but Im gonna call another ‘novelty product’.
It’s that stupid cop mug all over again. Anyone could rattle off images of novelty products all day long, I want fails, and wins!
Americans will laugh at anything *sage nod*
“use of product may result in Cancer growth in right testicle.”
Got that in a fortune cookie one time… very strange…
That’s unfortunate.
Translation is roughly something like “Egg (ball) shampoo” “For men in the prime of life”. I’m surprised that the Japanese didn’t invent it first.
It’s funny because I was just watchin the futurama episode with the bouncing balls.
… which is why most of us didn’t get it, I suppose.
Were you shampooing at the time?
)
(I listened to the songs…cool! Ka Pua U’i was good, too, even though I don’t know what they were saying
No I just finished drinking…
(Who’s that by? Even though some songs are mostly in hawaiian and I don’t understand them I still like the way it sounds. It gives me goosebumps/chicken skin when I hear that kind of music)
Finds that picturing Oh Naaah drunkenly bouncing head in tune with bouncing balls to be hilarious!
(It was by IZ!)
lol.
(Hawaii 1978, Johnny Mahoe, and uhhhh. why do I keep forgetting…maybe because I constantly drink or that might be all the songs I know…oh wait In this Life, Staring all over again, Hawaiian Superman?
*squeeze*
Don’t ask me all that! You are the one in Hawai’i.
.
There are a few other contenders for that title, Oh Naaah…
(and NO, I am not one of them, even though I may be eligible for an Hono(u)rable Mention.)
*squeeze*
Oh sorry I forgot to close out the parenthesis and I wasn’t quite sure If it was how it was spelled, the last one or even if that’s the title but I’m pretty sure.
Why who else is from here?
…wait, How did you know I was from here? Unless you work for CIA or something.
*Disregards everything I just said*
I know everything about you…
Muaahahaha…
Not any more…
*steals someone else’s identity*
Hey!
*needs more hair*
(Gotta work – byeee)
*offers to comb over Aja’s issue*
(Bye *squeeze*)
How d’hair he leave!
It translates to something like:
Balls shampoo
-for men in the best age-
Poster’s name sounds like some automated service I signed up for when I was bored some time ago.
Eggs have been used as an ingredient in shampoo for years, most of the time without any smutty connotations, though.
That’s why companies have marketing departments!
oO
I live in Holland, we got a lot of those kind of shampoo’s.
Maybe it’s for guys who want to be particularly nice to the people they teabag?
Ahh, I didn’t realize that teabaggers had their own official shampoo. Lucky buggers! However, they should have ceased the opportunity of product placement during the televised portests last month. What a waste!
thanks for the lol!
Fake
I’m afraid not … I’ve seen one of these in a gift shop. It is meant to be funny.
Funny?! But it sounds so useful!
Yepp, you can get these in German gift shops. Unfortunately.
Waiter, there’s a hair in my eggs!
yes and at no extra charge!
“Balls shampoo
for men in the prime of their life.”
Was it tested on animals?
Translation:
Balls Shampoo – in the best manner for age? I think
The sub caption is something about being a wonderful shampoo for making your balls rounder.
Anyone gota better translation?
Yea,I’m german,and this means:
Balls Shampoo
for men in the best age!
Such body and bounce! No more bad balls days for me
So you have nice soft fur balls?
*hacks*
*coughs up another*
*squeeze!*
Do you need an extra teabag?
)
(Howdo Granny!
Balls Shampoo – for men in their best age
i can’t read the subcaption, so i have no translation for it
Thanks. I was trying to make sense of the Google translation: “egg shampoo for men in the best of old”
I’m still not sure what “in their best age” means though.
being in your best age is usually a euphemism for “middle aged and older”
Seriously, it’s been translated multiple times already. Just … don’t. The Americans don’t care and the rest of us don’t find it funny because we actually understand what this is and that it’s meant as a joke to begin with.
Das ist doch bei mir in der nähe (billstedt) oder nicht?
This would be good for me after a long workout in the gym. (Jungle crotch)
Now for female balls.
Great for my balls.
I want to dip my balls in it!
THANK you. I was waiting for this comment.
Salad dressing?
http://www.emp.de/bin/shop.php?prog=search&Sucheintrag=Eier-Shampoo&nurint=1
If you want to order it
Has anyone seen Pablo Francisco. This is WEBBLE SPLASH…. For the man that shaves his webbles.
I haven’t but I was going to say shave them and no need for shampoo
He was making fun of his roommate who was a male stripper who shaved his balls for occupational reasons. This splash was aftershave, not shampoo. Could you imagine- that would burn like holy hell!
I saw that show. But I believe Snr. Francisco used the word “huevos” instead, Huevo Splash! You sexy motherf…(I’ll stop there), his being Latino and all. And, interestingly enough, “huevos” is slang for balls but means “eggs” literally in Spanish.
Real men hang to the right
Lather thoroughly, rinse, repeat.
Lather thoroughly, rinse, repeat.
Lather thoroughly, rinse, repeat.
Lather thoroughly, rinse, repeat.
Doing it four times, you’re lathering someone elses.
no. it’s just pacing, focusing and finding the zzzzzzzooooooonnnnnnnne.
The ingredients say there are pickles inside. I see no pickles. That is surprising.
After using Eier Shampoo you use the Eier ShamWow. You know the Germans make great stuff.
Yeah. And Vince is always saying “You’ll love my nuts”.
I don’t know about that… the nice fellow who pushes those ShamWow things on the telly beat the crap out of a prostitute in a Miami hotel room not too long ago. You can read all about it on Smoking Gun. Maybe the Eier ShamWow is soaked with testosterone, and you family jewels absorb it pretty quickly. Hence, the sex and violence.
Ya know, he did say in the commercial that Olympic swimmers use ShamWow to dry off. Considering my first paragraph, maybe they were swimmers from the East German Women’s Swimming Team.
That’s not a Shampoo win, its a label fail
Also marketed as “Seldom Blue”.
I vote this comment of the day. Vote, vote, vote.
Brilliant comment.
Label says “Like this product? Recommend it to a frenulum!”
Don’t know if anybody posted this before, but… the translation is “Egg [ball]-shampoo for men at best age”. A big and ugly win. No fail here, but still kinda funny.
It’s for cleaning up after your teabag party
Be a curtious guest and always clean up before attending any party. Curtosy requires the host and all guests to do everything reasonable to avoid being offensive in any way.
Since I only need to use a little bit, that bottle would be like a life time supply for me!
Finally, something that won’t dry out the skin!
Scrotum Design Fail
this is perfect for dry, cracked pubic hair! now if only they made Grecian formula to get the white out of my pubes..
right, shampoo for balls? why is that necessary? do they have boob conditioning then?
maybe some nipple relaxer for those with hard to tame chests????!?!?!?
It´s not a win. It´s clearly a fun fail.
OMG, some friends gave me a bottle of this as a gift once. It’s actually just plain shampoo and not even good.
You can buy this stuff here in germany at some stores for prank and fun stuff.
And yes, It really means “ball shampoo” in english. “Eier” can mean both, “balls” or “eggs”.
I know this. This is a fun article -_-. So…it’s actually not funny, because they want it to be funny. So .. no fail.
Oh I don’t know if this will work but anyway. I thought of this
when I saw the pic.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2658197/tim_and_eric_dick_douche/
Picture: meh.
Ensuing conversation: EPIC WIN.
*closes eyes*
Not much luck then?
*cries*
It looks like he’s showing early signs of male pattern baldness. I only count about 20 hairs left.
Pretty sure this is Vince Offer’s toiletry of choice.
who would buy this for someone’s birthday???
it’s a birthday card in the background…
I had it translated because I’m a nerd. It says “eggs shampoo for men in the best older”
Win? ._.
that translation will get you on Engrish Funny.
It’s for men in the best age
Now with hairy testicle goodness.
They also make “Muschi-Shampoo” – pussy shampoo, though the picture on the bottle is much less anatomical. Try google.
“Gee your balls smell terrific!”
*wakes up*
hm! Wha!!!?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?
Go on I never said stop.
“Eier-Shampoo – für Männer im besten Alter. Mit diesem Shampoo, oh welch Wunder werden die Eier noch viel runder… Und nach dem Duschen ist der Sack wieder sauber und auf Zack !”
lol Zack’s getting teabagged.
Grüezi uus d’Schwiiz
woher isch denn de?
this should be a fail.
*raises one eyebrow*
They’re coming in swarms today.
*raises both eyebrows*
Ha!He’s not bad at prognostication.
Pretty close on the time, but we fell way short of 350 posts.
…Of course, they might have read all the posts and purposely did it… naw, what am I saying? Read all the posts! They don’t even read the posts that are currently on their screen when they reply.
to eleventyseven
“why thank you i shampoo em everyday. The dog doesnt have to do it anymore……. OR DOES HE????”
lol need sum?
Googled this shampoo and came across this picture.
http://www.pnavi.org/gimo/html/2008111508b63247656839791cb7b6a930ebf2bb.shtml
You’ve got to have a lot of balls to do advertising like this.
Why isn’t this in the recent comments section?
Now when mommy catches me rubbing ‘em, I have an excuse.
origami training?
Ah, foreign people. Europeans make some pretty good stuff like this, but Azns are the best.
Got that for my birthday from my roommate and I must say… it makes the balls veeeery soft and silky
The US name for this product should be “Butts and Nuts”
Here, for woman:
MUSCHI SHAMPOO
Muschie is in Germany a Name for Cats. AND it stands for *Vagina*.
Here, for woman:
MUSCHI SHAMPOO
Muschie is in Germany a Name for Cats. AND it stands for *Vagina*.
http://www.kauflux.de/?id=FROOGLE&_artnr=10565631
Perhaps it’s for washing one’s eyes…
I’ll bet it doesn’t work in cold water.
omg!! love it!! I don’t know why I love this so much, being a woman and all….maybe because I like balls, especially clean ones..
it’s definitely good marketing though, considering you probably don’t need a separate product to clean yr balls.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIN
I couldn’t help but notice… the balls are vibrating…
“Egg Shampoo for men in the prime of life” awesome.
According to freetranslation.com
“Eggs Shampoo
For men in the prime of life”
Oy! Should we post every item from Spencer’s Gifts on here too?
That’s where I had seen this before!
wow, he…he…he that looks goooooooood
WEVO SPLASH YOU SEXY MOTHER ******
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
… und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen UND KEINE EIER!
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen UND KEINE EIER!
–Tool
One of the more…disturbing shampoos I’ve seen.
eier shampoo
fur manner im besten alter ==
egg shampoo
in the best manner for age
sickening
That is the BEST SHAMPOO COVER EVER ZOMG….
failz
cute balls
I’m from Germany and my girlfriend just bought me this shampoo
WIN!
err.. funny, but no fail. :\
Double Fail….look the left ball is not as big as the right one
balls like boobs may not be exactly the same size and some guys have one that hangs a little lower. You don’t want those bad boys knocking each other when you walk!
So uh yeah I don’t have dandruff in my sack hair so I think I’ll pass on that one.
Deutschland über balles!
now ya really gotta some dirty balls for that stuff!
Mom I want new balls People keep making fun of them when i have sex with them.
i have it
and its good xD
I like the attention to detail they made
O.o
lol… big ballz…. lol…. lol… mega WIN!!
MRN
May 7, 2009 at 1:00 am
And you wash what with it?
egg shampoo: for men in the best alternative
Lol, it says: Egg’s-shampo, for men in best age.
it says roughly, egg shampoo: For Men in the Prime of Life
Scrub a dub dub in the tub! XD
Sweet! I’ve been looking for testicle soap for ages!
You guys do realize this shampoo is just a gag gift, right?
“Eier” is slang for testicles in German, so it basically read “Testicle Shampoo”
Can blogs be sin?
I’m from Germany… yeah i have this seen as a gift for friend… Can buy this in joke article shop or gift shop
Translation:
Ball – Shampoo
for men in the best age.
I almost bought this for my friend’s birthday^^
OMG I PUSHED THE RANDOM BUTTON AND IT CAME HERE!!! OMFG IM SCARRED FOR LIFE WTFIMMBAP IM ONLY 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
half of this forum are 13 yr olds……and trust me….this is not at all as bad as some shit ive seen